1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:
WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.
WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:
LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:
This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
yeah but were both RIVALS!
Thank u Alex, but u make me sound so much more wiser than I am, but believe me darkwolf. There is truth in these words I have been through hell and back and no vampire has ever caused me pain except for one and I don’t even think it was his fault but that’s besides the point, the point is we are not rivals, my guess is u have watched too many movies or u read a book, but the truth is the supposed rivalry between us and vampires is not real, it’s a silly human fantasy. Not real, honestly they are just trying to get by in life just like us put yourself in their paws, they are harmless if nothing you should have sympathy for them because they are just like u.
OOOOhhh
Now this is not to say that there are not Vampires and Werewolves that are mortal enemies but there are just as many that are friendly.
So don’t get your hackles up or let your guard down and keep on keeping on!
Seth
Just movies related to werewolves, vampires, demons n such r all make ups, to get the real ones to follow the fakeness of movies, but those that have been made not on us but some other type of thing, coughn(Alma) might hav answers, then again I dont know wat I’m talkn bout, but shewolf you are wiser than all of us the way I see it
HAHAHA I’M FREE HAHAHAHAHAHA NO ALMA RING IS GONE, atleast I think she’s gone
Dose anyone here know how to deal with a very angry bsalisk
Hail Avara,
Where did you find a basilisk?
The most deadly feature of a basilisk is their gaze which legend hold can kill you so the first thing to do is not look at it directly. So taking that into account mirrors are recommended equipment for fighting a basilisk. A large mirror like a mirrored shield can be quite effective. Basilisks can potentially be vulnerable to their own gaze so if you can reflect it back at them then that can be pretty useful.
It has been a long held tradition that weasels can defeat a basilisk with their odour. Apparently basilisks are so repulsed by that smell of a weasel that it kills them. It has proven however to be quite impractical to carry a weasel on your belt in case of emergency basilisk encounter but if you can get a hold of a weasel and you know that you are going to need to defeat a basilisk soon then it might be a good idea. Perhaps you could train a weasel to hang out with you but that seems like maybe more of a long term kind of plan and this is most often fatal to the weasel as well.
Having never personally met a basilisk (or a cockatrice or a catoblepas for that matter) I am interested in any information that you can pass along or even an picture or artists rendering of the creature. To say that they are rare does not do justice to just how uncommon they are so even a tidbit of info would greatly increase the knowledge available on the subject.
Keep keeping on keeping on.
Seth
I tried the mirrored shield but it’s really hard to hold a shield when u have paws but do u think it would work with a fox instead of a weasle their sort of the same I could ask my kitsune friend I haven’t seen her in a while she went on a search to find her home land I hope she’s alright
Oh yeah good point about the whole shield/paws thing. That is a problem. I will have to think about that some more.
In regards to using your Kitsune friend instead of a weasel, well I would not recommend that as the process usually results in the death of the weasel so even if it would work it would mean sacrificing your friend and so that would not be great outcome. Also I am not sure it would work because foxes and weasels are not that closely related. You might be able to use a stoat, ermine, polecat or ferret but foxes are probably too distantly related. Of course stoats, ermines, polecats or ferrets may not work as it may be a particular kind of stink that only a true weasel can muster but in a pinch you could grab a ferret as they are a lot easier to find than a weasel.
Seth
Yes! After a week of fighting and smashing i finally got rid of her yay!! Also im thinkin darkwolf bein automatically on here and hatin vamps i would say he just be another fan of twilight crap and looked for it found this and followed what humans acting said.
Easy darkon, I know what ur saying but you never know.
Grr twilight is such a unrealistic thing grr i just wanna kill all of em.
I am pretty positive there are meds for what u got.
Why would i need meds he he. Any way ive been promoted to Draconian Creator which means i have to and can make people into draconians thats 2 ranks below fully fleged draconian at wich i can pick my type and all dat yo woot!
Twilight is crap.
It is they make this god damned curse seem so painless. But u cannot say that taylor lautners abs were not sculpted by angels
Hmmm, that may be a great question to add to the Monstrometer to help detect Angels: “Did you sculpt Taylor Lautner’s abs?”
Thanks Shewolf!!
Seth
Exactly.
SON OFA BITCH THIS GHOST GIRL DOESNT LEAVE,FINALLY GOT RID OF THE RING BUT NOW THE HAUNTINGS GETTING WORSE EVERY RANDOM TIME
Wilwolf i say we kill her once and for all!!!
cant,legend says if any human,animal or living creature(think it means supernatural too)manage to touch any demonish character like her or other, we could get sucked into their world FOREVER,dream, or real it will happen, i dont want to get near her at all,hell i dont even want to look at her. ive seen her face,so wrinklely,large veiny sky blue eyes,bloody tears,scars everywhere,large sharp teeth,anger,sadness,revengeness in her eyes. I think its either that she wants a loving mother,brother or family,or maybe she wanted the ring back,since i got rid of it, matters has gotten……………………..WORSE,i can feel all this dead feelings in my room,not the good way either, i feel like when i see her n she disapeers, it feels like she was about to attack me, if she wanted the ring she shouldve asked,plus i think there was a second ring to the one i got rid of. when i put it on, my other finger feels like there was one just on it, two rings doesnt sound good
I find an ancient way to destroy any thing it requires the killing of a man by wolf and vamp ( same guy) and the bloood they must both take in and put out and then mix it and ill need to forge a sword using the blood and then bless it and after that the sword can kill all but theres one catch the man killed must be a newborn child like within 2 weeks newborn and a male wolf and a female vamp have to kill it but afterwords when the sword is made wecan kill da girl and then ill lock it up until it is needed again. Whatcha say? Plus any girl vamp here willin to help?
Hey seth i gotta ask where did you get the whole werewolf turning green thing from? I have never heard of it or witnessed it happen before. 🙂
Hail Arturo,
Thanks for your excellent question. My comment about angry green werewolves was in reference to the myths – and truths – about silver and werewolves. For centuries now, silver has been promoted as an effective werewolf restraining agent, said to sap all their energy long enough to force them back to human form. Unfortunately, this bit of received wisdom has been tested in experiments with various silver alloy restraint devices and jewelry with predictably disastrous results. Correct me if I’m wrong on this one Arturo, but while most werewolves may indeed have a congenital weakness for 100% pure silver, the same cannot be said for alloys that can also contain other metals like nickel, copper and rhodium. In fact it appears that werewolves – like many humans – have a very strong contact allergy to metal alloys, one that results in their skin turning green or greenish-gray. Thus my observation that a werewolf turned green by cheap bling is always angrier than one. Something to keep in mind next time you shop for silver handcuffs or lassos. Is it really 100% pure silver? Do you really want to find out the hard way?
So that’s what I meant Arturo, not that there is a strange race of angry green alien werewolves around. Yet. I hope. Anyway maybe you can clarify this Arturo. Have you ever experienced the effect of 100% pure silver? How about silver alloy? Please tell. I promise not to use it against you.
Keep on keeping on,
Seth
Hey shewolf when you said “curse” did you mean thw full moon curse? I dont wamna seem rude but lucky me, i dont have to go through that when you phase at your own will it is pretty awesome
I can do that but I never broke the magical effect of the moon on Me. I taught myself to force a shift, but I hate shifting. Painful. The moon has never let me go. She holds me tight though I squirm in agony.
I’m a vampire and my best friend is a werewolf
I watch him and make sure he doesn’t
go too crazy on full moons and he makes sure
to watch my back for the sun and for someone
who has an negative blood ( it’s my favorite)
Hail Dashessian,
Glad to see a werewolf and a vamp using the buddy system. I have often said that in spite of propaganda that there is no reason for Lycanthropes and Nosferatu to not get along.
Interesting that you prefer negative blood. Do you also have negative blood? Do you also have a preference for type A, B, AB, or O?
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Well I’m not full vampire I’m also about ten
percent mermonster 30 percent draconian
40 percent vampire ten percent alien
and 10 percent angel. I calculated of the number of
times I got these after doing the interrogation
on myself 100 times I also recently had a close
call with the area 51 agents as well
I have been tested there for five years…
I just notticed I’m rambling on…
Sorry I AMpart draconian. I look forward to
talking later.
You do indeed appear to be part Draonian Dashessian.
Ramble on my friend but be wary for Area 51 Agents.
Seth
P.S. excellent scientific analysis on the scanning.
Wilwolf cmon should we do it.
Well darky, sacrificing a new born hybrid sounds like somthin evn I cnt do, hell not evn a human baby, n vampire almost ………… made me make a hybrid with her, well wnt see her this year in skl anymore anyway, plus asking for help here, wat is this, might as well confront this girl claw to hand, she has claws now so, yea
Maybe theres another way we could go to the volcano of mount rushmore ( its hidden) and forge a sword der thats risky though there are alotta traps the swordll do da same stuff and look cooler but we will have to kill a bunny. No big deal right i say we go.
We? I’m busy everyday, nights I’m not myselflike I was before, so I can’t go, n there’s som1 I cnt leave for a day or night, let’s say, n bunnies u can get at a farm
Hey I’m just starting to receive my werewolf powers and i was wondering something. Sometimes when i loose my temper I start to become stronger really really strong and faster too. So, here is my question. Is it possible to use our werewolf powers without having to transform.
I do. Yes its possible
awesome dude
It is probably not the same for all werewolves but some werewolf powers are active all the time and some are active but get stronger when you change to wolf form and some are only available in wolf form.
Generally all werewolves have heightened senses at all times but often their sense of smell gets even better when they transform.
Seth
Ike I mentioned before. I don’t know. But maybe someone else here might.
Ill look into that mean while ill be back in a couple of days goin to farm then volcano. Gulp.
OMG STOP UR LIL CONVOS FOR TWO SECS(literally) THE LIL GIRL TGATS HAUNTING ME N DARKY IS MY DEAR LIL COUSIN SOON TO BE MY SISTER, WELL SHE IS MY SIS BUT MY OWN LIL SIS IS HAUNTING ME N I THINK SHE WANTS ME TI SAVE HER FRM THE PPL THAT TREAT HER LIKE SHIT BAK AT GUATEMALA, I GOTTA GO FAST, DARKY DON’T GO KILL HER, I’LL TAKE CARE OF IT, n I showed her how to defend herself with maybe, rocks, k@$%es maybe n a few things that I would most likely use, someone here nos, but I showed my sister how to defend herself like that, I don’t think she can last longer there, I have to save her, my dreamed showed me this, she wanted me to pik her up n fly or somthin n I think it means save her n bring her here to FL. idk wen I’m goin bak though
Plus she’s 4 years old now
Thats horrible! I’ve got a 5 year old sister
Hey seth about you asking if silver has an effect on me, it dosent whether it is 100% pure silver or just some alloy
If it did effect you would it effect your fur?
Oh no… Ever since my run in with the 51
my brother is acting strange. I’m not quite sure
what to do. He is starting to enjoy killing
people, he eats way more, is starting to be
more aggressive towards me, and is taking
an intrest in curses and such. I have now idea
what’s going on but any help is thanked.
This might just be his puberty or something
but whyed it happen right after my run in
with the 51? Anyway, any help is thanked.
Hail Dashessian,
I hope that my reply is not to late. How is the situation with your brother going? Has he gone back to normal? Stayed like this? Gotten worse?
Seth
Sorry again for the late reply.
Some kid across mai street was play a ball game with his friend, one got out so he got angry and got shoved into a long nail and his skull broke and blood flew everywere and he fiented then my mom called 911 and then made me clean it up
Wow. That is quite a thing Alex, I can see why you frequently nevah get good dreams…
Anyways good job cleaning that up before a bunch of zombies came around looking for random brain kibble on the street.
Hope that kid is ok.
Seth
He came out saturday then feinted again.
Jey guys back i made da sword but apparently wilwolf will handle dis im gonna try out da sword and it looks freakin sick! Since it kills n e thing i killed three possibly four evil witches soo ya ps any one seen pheonix she been gone a long time.
JESUS CHRIST THE GIRL IS MY SISTER, NOT CUSIN SOON TO BE SISTRR, MY ACTUAL REAL REAL SISTER, MOM JUST TOLD ME THAT BEFOR MY BROTHER WAS BORN A YEAR BEFOR SHE ABORTED ANOTHER BABY N I THINK THAT KID WAS THIS LIL GIRL THAT’S HAUNTIN ME, IDK WAT TO DO, IT’S SO CONFUSIN, IS
IT MY COUSIN
OR ABORYED SISTER
Still if u want me to kill er i will shes drivin me crazy.
NO,i got this
ALRIGHT! Shes drivin m e FING CRAZY!!!!!!
hi
Hail Wolfy,
Welcome to the site. What plagues you today?
Seth
ok,lately my friend has been acting very strange and slot more. aggresive towards me and he won’t take a scan.
Hail Wolfy,
Thanks for writing in. You can never be too cautious around scan-refusing friends. What are they hiding? There are two ways you might find out:
1. Scan him in his sleep. Granted his answers to the questions may be somewhat less reliable but you still get good biometric data.
2. Skip the biometrics and just slip the psychometric questions into your everyday conversation. If your sudden interest in his personal habits arouses suspicion, just tell him it’s research for his biography. He should be flattered.
Other than that, just keep on keeping on. Sometimes it’s all we can do.
:=1
Seth
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sorry about spelling
thanks I’ll try that
Wolfy is he all of a sudden gettin taller or is tall and is he growin his hair out
Good idea Darkon.
Wolfy, even if he won’t answer your questions you can try to answer some of them by observing his behaviors.
Seth
………..
no I just like wolves and werewolfs
I got a job at my lil bros camp and stuck up my middle finger and got fired 🙂
Well at least you didn’t send a lightning bolt or a blast of ice come out of the end of your finger. That could have been awkward.
Seth
Yea
spry to hear that alex
grrr my iPod realy gets on my nerves
OMG THEIR BACK FOR MY BLOOD, SAVE URSELVES WEREWOLVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hail Wilwolf,
I, as would Darkon and Wolfy and I am sure many other also would, would like to know: who is back? Who wants your blood? Zombies? Area 51 Agents?
It will greatly assist us in our efforts to aid you in your survival if you are forthcoming with this information.
If you are currently indisposed or can’t talk right now then maybe just post two dots: .. Or blink twice or something.
Hope you are still keeping on.
Seth