1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:
WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.
WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:
LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:
This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
Who’s ready for PALENDROME WEEK
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Seriously oh your cat/laptop/scythe was kicked to vancouver by hatter
Hey palindromes are a religious biggie for the reaper socity, it’s like part if our culture, make this a Holy Week!
That and it’s Easter so that just adds to the holy ness …
Thanks for the tip I’ve been looking all over for that cat, but now I have a reason to belive that she was catnapped by a Canadian…
Hmm…
I have my suspicions of who it might be…
RB
“That awkward moment when the crucification and rebirth of a guy with the initials J. C. Is overshadowed by a cat who got kicked all the way across canada” oh and I could have sworn that you had Penelope this past Saturday a few weeks after the kick so this time it actually isn’t canada/my fault, but keep looking Noah oh and btw some guys named Hugh and William came by my place last week, they said to tell Peter & Jamie they call olly olly oxen-free but I don’t have a way to get to Jamie because of his full name and the fact that Jamie past away in 1909
Yes or no, what is your favorite color of the alphabet 1-10?
This is a required question hatter, and I can see on your supernatural census form, you did not fill out that category, or, you crime records…
Hmm…
RB
My favorite color is 7.
Also, I am taking the test again as well. Yay Hatter and Matrix! Crimes… *The Reaper gets up* Well, I’ve got to use the bathroom. *He climbs out the window of the census building.*
Why climb, you can fly, although you probably don’t want to leave, we will just flop you house with notices printed on red paper for urgency, it’ll probably be with red ink to, so you won’t know what we are contacting you about. Plus, in orde to get more people to take the cencus, we are offering a free girlfriend android for anyone who stays the full 10+ hours 🙂
RB
*flood
RB
Eh I got nothing better to do… Ill take the cencus where do I sign up? Robot girlfriend sounds like I new to reprogram as a kill bit lol
I already have one, they take forever to recharge. Also, my camper doesn’t flood that easily. I open the door is busted and water keeps pouring out. Also, how bad is it when you turn in your aptitude test and the teacher gives you an F?
It means your job is a reaper, you should focus on that, you know, it a almost disgusting that you want to live on earth. That’s like a trash collector wanting to live in a dumpster…
RB
If you haven’t noticed RB… The underworld has become horrible… You yourself have even gone above land just to eat food that isn’t Pomegranates. I love the mortals, this is why I fell Noah… I didn’t love the mortals, and revolted. Now? I live with the mortals, and I can return to heaven at any time. You however, are stuck between these two worlds. You know why? You refuse to accept that A. You were wrong to flood the world. And B. That the mortals have earned their place.
How can I accept something unjust, how can I be careing to the creature that make my life miserable, I wouldn’t have a care in the world right now if it wasn’t for them!
NEVER SAY IM WAS WRONG IN WHAT I DID, BECAUSE I DAM* WELL MIGHT DO IT AGAIN!
I’m that unstable…
RB
You forget something RB, I am your boss. I am the first reaper. And as such, you will not speak to me in such a manner again. You were wrong, you killed over a million innocent people. You broke the cardinal rule of the Reaper corps, never take a life before their time. I understand what you did, but G had his reasons. And think about it this way, at least you appear in the bible. I only appear in Judaism and Muslim. And, the way that the Bible describes, it G asked you to do it and gave you all the plants and animals. YOU are the one who gave the mortals meat. YOU are the one who all but saved the Human race. But years of this immortal life has caused you to become bitter, G will understand. All you have to do, is apologize for doing what you did.
Hey reaper if you have enough time can you kill this kid who harrasses me every day such as wanting to kiss me saying oh date me when i keep showing warnings of LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE by snarling those words literally snarling them out but he just keeps bothering me his name is Zac Quintanilla PLZ KILL HIM ill wont annoy you anymore
p.s i think the kid is annoying who doesnt realize i hate him and that i have feelings for somebody else
I’m afraid I can’t. It’s against reaper rules. However, if you ask Agent RB he will wipe out humanity for the price of one.
Here is an idea next time he tries to do something like that hug him as hard as you can making sure to have both his arms trapped then as soon as you here to clicks coming from his arms whisper in his ear “I said leave me alone, next time it happens to your legs” he should stop after that trust me I’m a god when it comes to choices
There are no colors in the alphabet it’s a trick question. So I am going to say I like yes, blue, delta, and 7.
No hatter trust me It works with underworld physics, just come down here and you’ll se that it works…
And if you do take the cencus, I might forget about the criminal record…
RB
Oh come on Noah that was kinda funny in fact look at the Greek myth equal to you, Deucalion who’s name started with a delta, and built the eight greatest ships ever known to earth underworld and archipelago of dreams(the place human legends all came from) alike from deucalion’s ark/the white dragon to the violet dragon.and not counting deucalion’s ark that’s 7, and the Color of waves is blue
Gods everybody wrote myths about me, and ins of te one things I hate is my story getting messed up. At least the Greeks got it the closest to the truth…
RB
That will just make it worse hatter and im a WW so id kill him myself anyway ill just ask RB to do it instead 😈
We have a problem. A Void gateway is open. Everything, and I do mean everything is coming through.
GOOD LET THEM COME!
I’m sick of reality anyway…
RB
Mutt we all know Noah’s cat had me open a portal to the mirror world like a month ago it must have caused a tear in reality forcing partial elements of the void to enter this and all other realities, or it could be that the second void war might start up and that I should start calling in old friends/favours
So, in other words. With Zyboragon gone, and our resident void experts being MIA. Now uh, how about an apology and I may consider taking the Zombie Cyborg Dragons place in the coming war. I may not be as powerful, but I should be able to help you and any other survivors.
And here I thought you had your heart set on world conquest…
RB
Can’t take over the world if there is no world to take over. Right?
If I were you I’d just flood the place and start a new world from scratch…
RB
Then I’d have no worshippers or slaves for a thousand years. And I’d prefer to not have to start another breeding program. Last time, I lost both Dodo’s. I think one went to Maui…
Kids theese days!
No patience!
Patience is a virtue you know!
You youngsters with your instant mail and your conquering!
The world wasn’t inslaved in a day, you’d best remember that…
RB
Really? Resident void experts MIA? I really am sorry to tell ya this sonny but I AINT DËÂD YET! Anyways you were right sorry. Now if you’ll excuse me I really do need to prevent about a thousand Voidspawn from tearing apart this small town I’m in.
I’m in about the same situation. Why do they insist on attacking Deli’s? I mean, besides the fact they hate Bologna… Well, I suppose I should save him. It is the correct thing to do for one of my future followers.
*rb tears up*
He was a good man, and an even better angel wolf vamp thing…
We will all miss him Verry much…
WHY WHY DID HE HAVE TO LEVE US SO SOON, HE WAS TOO YOUNG!!!
*rb bursts into tears*
I love funerals, everything I own is black 🙂
RB
Older than dirt actually and you misspelled leave. Also Hatter, this is not a simple tear in the fabric of reality, this is a full blown void gate. Someone opened this thing on purpose. How they did it is have no clue. There are only two known ways to open the void and neither of them could have occurred at where this gate is.
I can assure you that the reaper HQ would know if and when a gate…
Holy crap!
*red lights and sirens begin to flash*
Gentlemen, we have ourselves a void war…
RB
Or did we forget to change the lights again? Last time we just blew a fuse. Let me go check it out. *The Reaper flys to the alarm and sees a voidmunk chewing on a cable.* Aw… He’s kind of cute! *A loud rumble comes from behind him.* Oh crap… VOIDMUNK STAMPEDE! *Reaper yells and flys away from them* THEY BREACHED THE UNDERWORLD!
Holy beef burgers reaper, let’s get out of here!!!
RB
You can stay in my camper. Just don’t flood the place, and keep the door open.
I would never lower myself to liveing on earth…
*watches own house collapse in a swarm of voidmunks*
*sigh*
I’ll pack my bags now…
See you in like 4 and a half hours…
RB
Hm, so much moderation. Anyway, I just had to save a cashier from being torn apart by voidmunks. Silly man thinks I am a demon. Then he saw my true form and passed out. Query, should I eat him?
Most definitely not. We need to contain the Voidlings and find a way to close the Voidgate.
*Sigh* Fine, I’ll fight them off on an empty stomach. You are lucky you were a respected general on my world.
Moderated. Why am I being moderated?
I’ll do the same as the Reaper. Heaven is technically a plane, but you know. Also, Reaper. I’m fairly certain that greasy sliver of meat you pour down your throat isn’t food.
I know, who want to play the blame game, I’ll go first, I think it was Zobek!
Yep definitely A.P.
RB
I can help! Take me to the gate and I can try to close the way, for all roads belong to the three-sisters. I might be able to tap into some sympathetic ties to find out who opened it
Where did everybody go that used be here.
Seth talk to me ASAP plz
Hail Devorah!
Welcome back! Always great to see you. I am very pleased to see that you are still keeping on keeping on.
What news do you have?
Seth
Seth the code you gave me dosent work its a U.S. Code and ime in canada
Seth the new code u gave me is invalid grayham probably used it
Im going to canada/new york anyway so i could buy u one new bloud and have somebody teleport it to u
That would help tnx
Seth lately I have felt weird on full moon nights like I can’t sleep I have had a shift on my birthday last year for the oak moon. I’m just worried if a51 is still after me I feel as though I’m being watched. Has anybody heard from rusty/Rustpelt either. I also have many hockey camps I’m attending for weeks at a time this summer so this could also be a problem. Has Lycantheprotecter logged on either please report back in the meantime I will be of service to other survivors they just need to ask.
A-51 was overrun months ago. One of the first baces to fall. Not directly. The entire hunter branch was taken over by another group who was splintered and is now all but dead. Their is no coms from anywhere in America anymore.
Velanko I’m sorry to say this and was just about to report it anyway, but the attack had the opposite effect. A-51 recently received new funding support and freedom from the DoD as they proved they would be a necessary asset to deal with super natural threats. Part of their new freedoms is the ability to override government policy.
That ties it all in a nice tight bow. The only member left that wants a war is the Masonic representative in DC. Iv had stone father spearheading negotiations and impeachment proceedings but clearly he failed. If we kill that one man stone will be in charge and then the war is over. Well mythic vs hunter war anyways. Also explains the shinny new gear they keep getting.
I’m on my way to DC on other business anyways. I might stop by and put an end to our little problem.
If you do try to make an example out of him. Leave the seen so grousome that itl put the Ursa’s pheromone triggers to shame.
Someone warned them, be prepared for what ever comes next.
Lol couldnt sleep cause of the Blood Moon Triad but i dont think im a Blood Wolf i think im an Ice Wolf i was born on the new moon of the Ice Moon
Edited by Seth: For your safety please do not post your email, age, birthday (or year of birth), full real name or location on the site. Your survival is important!
SETH QUIT EDITING I HATE THAT DONT MAKE A WW PISSED OFF
Sup
Hiya! What’s up
Hectate i have a question who and what are you and have you done anything inportant
She is Hecate, the Maiden of the arcane trinity. That which you see before is the youngest, of the Three Sisters. She resides here, as the Matron of Earth until it is time for her to take the seat of the Mother and rule as Matriarch of the Heavens, upon which a new Maiden shall be given power. Hecate is the true Witch Queen, she is the almagamation of all magic. To call Hecate a god is inaccurate, for she is above such things. She is out salvation… She is out destruction…
Though, the Maiden is the weakest, her magic is wild for she lacks experience. The most accurate way to describe the Maiden is a superpowered witch, I think. She has power, that’s for sure, she just seems to have trouble using it properly…
Ok fet another (for lack of a better frase) person not to screw arownd with
Nah, I’m super fun! I don’t really understand what everyone goes on about if I’m really not that powerful haha
Do you have a teliportimg spell i can use
Umm, I can open a portal for you?
I only know how to “teleport” myself, except this one time I did it, but I was really stressed and that kinda inhibits my powers. Even if I could “teleport” you it’d be a one way trip anyway~
I was kind of hoping for a rune or something
Oh, I have a few of those! I just sent a demon over with some, don’t pay him, no matter what he says 😡
They allwase come when im asleep 😡 😡 😡 😡
She is also (depending on whether she is in magic or chaos mode) the reason I’m trapped in this weirdly realistic hogwarts like school.
Oh you must mean Eris, nah, we sent her AWAY, if you catch my drift… Although I have dabbled in chaos magic a bit~
Eris was Chaos, as in THE Chaos, it just took possession of the most relevant thing to its concept at the time, that being Eris, goddess of discord
Ya your right, sorry but as a son of the original chaos and of nyx I have too many siblings to keep track of. Though you are the one who trapped me here wherever here is.
Sorry about that 😐
Uh so where are you now? Maybe I could help if had something connected to you, like a sympathetic tie?
I did bring it upon myself so don’t worry about it, besides it forced me to finally learn magic. Though I still prefer my sword.
Well I guess aunt lily answered that, she’s better with words than I am. And what do you mean important? Important like…?
The sky
ill be off for a while guys, a dear friend of mine has passed and ill be grieving for the next few days, just want you to know in case your wondering.
it was a hit and run accident.
by two criminals in a minivan.
if you go on to WFAA Dallas you’ll see the top story.
he was 13.
😥 😥 😥
http://www.wfaa.com/news/crime/Police-at-scene-of-m-streets-suspect–255319951.html
I’m so sorry RB! I’m sure Ashley (Lilith) offers her condolences, I’ll tell her when she gets back from class. I’m sorry that this had to happen 😥
Oh my god RB! I’m so sorry! Jacob (Urban Squatch) and I send our condolences! We wish you well.
If i could travel i would help you track the guys down.
I’m so sorry Noah, oh my god, I’m sorry. I’m so sorry… I’m at a loss for words. My best wishes to you and his family 🙁
Sorry for your loss RB. Very tragic.
😥 so sorry for your loss im literally about to cry going to get rid of the tears by listening to My Immortal by Evanescence gets rid of the excess tears for me even though ill sob at horrible tragic thoughts
My condolences
I’M BACK!!!!!!
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Huh?
Good for you welcome back Rusty, and you managed to come back before WW XVI
Hail Rusty,
Welcome back. What’s new with you?
Seth
Nothing much…trying to find another WW not from this site to bite me. other than that I’ve been ranking up OVER AND OVER in JROTC (trying to be granted military clearance to Area 51 after I’m out of school)
Cant do dat yet i havent transformed plus dont think youd want to be an ice wolf
Why so sad over one death
Why do a thousand people show up to a police officers funeral? Because of the impact of the one being burried Noah is a major player in the Christian bible and most people on this site are Christian so him saying he shall mourn an occassion makes those who heard his story as kids want to mourn that occassion simple mammal logic
I’m a atheist
Have you ever lost a friend or family member before?
Uh ya but I didn’t care
Yes I have. Iv made peace that nothing can brin them back, their gone and you need to let go in order to heal. Let go but don’t forget, I keep them close as a driving force to strive for the futur. The pain cannot fade if you hold on and can easly destroy you.
Nothing can bring them back…….except for NECROMANCY!
Not as a full human Necrowolf.
Sure they require regular infusions of mana in the form of hydrangea leaves to stay alive but they’re immortal and return to what they look like when they’re 25.
You know it’s people like you that give atheists a bad name. Do you think you’re being cool by being Indifferent? Do you think it’s admirable to not feel sorrow when a loved one dies? Because it’s not. It is sickening. The kind of people who don’t feel such emotions like sorrow, grief, or empathy, those are the people who end up in a jail cell for murder. So if it’s a facade your putting on right now, Stop. It does you no credit, and infuriates others. If it’s not a facade, and someone you loved dìëd and you didn’t feel anything, I sincerely hope I never cross paths with you.
Amen
Heartless person HOW DARE YOU!!!! sorry for overeacting im a girl and ummm yeah hecate or lillith you might know about it
Heartless… I’m actually an Atheist or a Pagan. I’m teetering. But anyway, just because you don’t believe in a god, doesn’t mean you have no heart, only people who really deserve to be in jail have no heart. Tell me, are you just sick, or are you putting on a brave exterior? Because trust me, that doesn’t work. I know from experience… Breaking down and trying to end your life isn’t the way to go.
My grandmother passed away earlier this year. We were all fairly broken up about it…
That must have sucked for you i had to go to the preview of a funeral which the death was preventable if she hadnt eaten too much sugar… *cries* she was my grandparent’s friend one of them
hey sorry about not posting in so long my schools blocking got renewed and the computer im using just got re set up so hopefully i will beable to stay on longer peace.
Pfft just use ur pc at home or if u have a smartphone or tablet im connected to my school’s wifi on my ipad to i can access this all i want
won be on for a while bie
-sits around twirling boken sword waiting on news from other survivors-
Please tell me that a large black and white wolf lose in DC was not on the news today.
Not that I know of. If they where tipped that meens they have a scout on the sight. Is the representative still kicking? Can’t believe that man would rather watch his entire species die before he signs peace with us.
More than kicking. This was almost a full reverse of how it should have gone. Last I saw he was standing on the other side of eight gaurds that can only be described as silver ninjas. He also now knows some of us shift without the moon.
Damnit G. They have rudimentary R.I.G s curtacy of commanders big mouth. Their still human and are easly bi passed. Long range if need be. Ill try to reastablishe communication with morphious and stone.
I got rid of the bunnyman! x3
Stuck in Civics…help
Hey I need Somone to go to DC back to that mason rep and leave a note on his desk saying
“541-733-8659 call me NOW -G”
I don’t know what he did to spark his intrest but it was big enough. Maby check on tod/morphios an stone father to make sure their ok.
I’m sick 🙁
Velanko the council is calling for war. Your man is the last wall between an all out cold war between mythics and A-51.
Noticed. My contact says a man named beck is very important but refuses to tell me why. We need to get rid of that DC guy by any meens. Hell leveling DC would be productive.
Half tempted to start the war and clear out the hunters then move for peace.
Now a full out war would be counterproductive, if we have an obvious war then humanity will side with the hunters. If we could bring them down into a cold war it would be better. No support ether way from the general public.
There must be a weak link that can lead us to him. Find him first and we will have an easier time bringing DC guy down.
Easy those illegal RIGs all have trackers and one hell of a power drain. It’s spectrum is huge. Guy won’t be far from them. You saw eight so theirs probobly about thirty. More now. Start in DC people like him will do anything to keep their luxuries. That’s what I ment sortof I ment do what harbingers been ghost the rest of them then go public.
Where the hell is Fenrir somebody plz contact him havent seen him here in a long time in need my WW advice cause im getting nervous when ill transform….
Id prefer no crib i get a bit nervous when nobody i trust is around i be like all quiet and reacting to every sound
If anyone can look at the manifests for A51 I need to know if Somone named Clinton AKA ageant Backdraft is their. If so he needs to be freed and eather returned to my location or join the sight so we can talk.
I have a feeling he tryed to find me and was taken by suprize when his gear dident transmute and was captured.
Can’t risk sending someone in now might try to get one while it is entering or leaving, but it is under heavy patrol. Normaly I could get in but I’m still recovering from the RIGs. Anyone know what to do with a silver cut?
Silver to us is just an arcane reaction. Hmm. Send pulses o healing arcane through a hand sized piece of aggotised amber. Could work with normal amber but mine is aggotized and can be used by any caster o any skill.
Hey ya people, whats new? sowwy i kinda been busy lately or else i would of been on more often,it’s gonna get even worst during the summer…
Look whos finally back KUROGANE UR GONNA BE PISSED LOL XD
WHOO HOO!!!! I’m already on someone’s bad list….I’M UNIQUE!!!!!!
A rabbit carcass was in the grass of our school two of the teachers believe it was a zombie that tore apart the rabbit and a gopher showed up either dead or asleep more likely dead thanks to the teacher throwing it with a lacrosse stick over the fence plz reply quickly Seth its getting out of hand recently some #%€£ also tried to punch me twice but my wererage lingered and the fast reflexes prevented any damage i blocked both times i was pissed off earlier during P.E during that time and the punch was at lunch (no pun intended)
Alright DC ha shut away the world. We need somthing to rattle the cage. Once the hunters are cleared as not having special ageant Backdraft tell the counsel to start the Cold War. Flex our mussels and show just how easly we can destroy them. Then tell them how the leadership threw them well to the wolfs. Those who accept the logic an join us are accepted those who open fire or stand by their misguided views are considered acceptable losses.
Hmm it is kind of funny I’ve been an assassin all my life. For years I’ve followed orders, and now I can’t tell where I stand any more. I’ve lead missions and wars, controlled soldiers and civilians, and for once I feel like there is no longer a reason to fight for earth. At least not until the sides clear up.
Fat chance the lines are always blurriest twords the end.
My personal lines, I have two states of mind two personalities stuffed in my head and I will not fight until they agree on an action.
Now that I can understand fully. Sept with my insedint I HAD to choose and both times I made a mistake.
I’ve sighted a couple of unauthorized werewolves in my area (by unauthorized, I mean their trespassing without my permission) wish me luck in questioning them
Maybe they were young WWs who didnt know rusty
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Ok chaos alpha I caught that but Velanko might be able to help later, but please reply with your situation
Hey people I’m back after having to deal with a bunch of personal things would someone mind filling me in on what happened while I was gone
Well let’s see…Noah opened his mouth and had an Egyptian burial me and the reaper became adoptive fathers of two halves of a new survivor that came from that, oh and I almost lost my life in a fight against Noah because he came back wanting to decommission me. But other than that nothing really, oh and Zyboragon is back-ish
Hunters found a gate.
Frost gate or portal to RX-01? We need to take this guy out ASAP.
Void they want to open
They have no idea what their doing do they? Theyr trying to avoid the peace treaty by killing themselfs. Seriously it would be more sane to B-slap Ezo then tell them to be your slaves.
They don’t know what it is but they know we don’t want it opened. They want to use it to bargain.
Ok that’s good at least. Now I just need to figure out who’s bargening for them and how to communicate to him/ her. That would probobly be why they needed Beck.
Oh I found Draft turns out he pulled one of my moves. He found a problem in his prodgect so he locked himself in the room till it was solved.
I’m being told as highest agent on site that I am to act as our diplomat meeting is tomorrow at noon. War time protocol.
Their trying to pull a fast one by tricking you. Capture flip the negotiation or pissing you off and taking the reaction out of contex. Simply show up and place my # on the desk smile and walk out. After checking the surrounding for traps. The diplomatic checklist is as follows
Exes iv knolage of human psychosis
Monotoned calm voise
Unaffected by insults and physical abuse.
Unflinching stare
High IQ
Knolage of their opperations troop counts ect…
Ability to predict their movements and thoughts to a que
Trust me I know I was trained for reverse interrogation. The other side is it is an open field with snipers on myself and them. War time protocol if anything goes wrong none of us walk away. It is our insurance that who ever caused the problem dies there.
Frist order is to make them swear an unbreakable.
Good you passed that test.
I still see somthing fishy with this. They want Somone on one side instead of me a nutral third party. That come across as peculiar. They arnt sending their “ambasiter” instead their sending some expendable negotiator.
You could wind up labeled as a human sympathiser for talking to them. If you do go make sure they know i still need to talk to them about cross dimentional travel assistance ect. That one isn’t negotiable i am the only activ DSC troop in the realm and they binded with us two years ago when we helped them out of a sticky situation at their bace in RX-01
It won’t matter to much as, if I’m right, they will ask for a high ranking mythic to experiment on. This meeting won’t bring peace but it may delay disaster. The second I can I’ll direct them to you. If this goes off well we’ll have them out of the gate’s vicinity by noon if it doesn’t well they will all be dead by midnight.
Sound like you rely pinne them down good show. But be carful they might slip away humans are good at that. You volentering for beign experimented on? Good luck.
Oh an before I forget make sure to show your good face to the droves or oppressing paperatzy that will follow you like flys to you know. For life. And show your better side to the millions of people who want nothing more than to bash your skull in with anything they can find. And good luck with the fan boys/girls that will sneak into your home and evry oraphace of your life. Oh and since this will go down in history it will be perminant.
I’ll remember that if they somehow find my residence and moderation during war cause why not.
That went better than expected. This only seemed to be them testing how serious we are. We are meeting again at nine. They are trying basic tactics to try to keep us off balance. They think that right now we are at the disadvantage with the smaller numbers, and are treating this more like a surrender than anything. We’ll have to change their minds.
Actually that a good thing. Let them keep their sence of dominence. We can suprize them with the truth if negotiations turn sour.
Allright good thought I’ll keep it in mind, but I believe that if negotiations go sour we will have some cleaning up to do. In fact we already have media starting to swarm toward the gate, we’ve been miss leading them but soon someone will notice our tricks.
Oh god. If those parasites start talking to you just say your representing the embesy and not the ambasiter. Unless you want to take that tital then by all meens take it ill advise you on proper human edicit ect. And sour as in they start threatening to kill us all. Then we flip that out and laugh.
If fighting starts who will take control of the standing armies? On a normal day that’s my job, but with the dealings going on the chances of my being there are lower with every meeting.
That’s why I want to take the job. I can pawn my responsibility over to G and devote fully to banding over for them.
I’ll see what I can do to direct the negotiations towards you but no promises.
I know how it is. Good luck.
So email is damyou117@hotmail.com
Primary line 541 733 8659
Ect ect iv only said it like ten times here already lol. Halo clan declared war on the wolfs of Ragnarock and I slaughtered them on their own map.
DC is on site repeat DC is on site. This will go south fast.
DC dead war is on gate secure. I will give more after
Chaos ur the survivor of the month
“Everyone, I’ve an announcement.” Lilith’s grin is unhinged, her large golden serpentine eyes are wide with the gleam of wickedness.
“I’ve broken through the spatial barriers of Asgard, those same barriers that prevented so many of us from journeying to the home of the Aesir. After constructing an artificial byfrost, I sent a shadow to assault the Aesir directly, and in the confusion and chaos I slipped past their defenses until finally making it to the throne of Odin.” Her smile grows unnaturally wide, morbid and inhuman. “And I consumed the Allfather.”
Bout time. Tired of covering his old — from people like clockwork midnight envy the list is endless.
Oh mother…
Why must you be so sloppy in your eating?
Please make yourself a bit decent now won’t you?
*noahs eyes turn snake like*
Did you save any for me?
RB
I come back from fighting hoards of void spawn, void longs, and void chipmunks and THIS is what I find????? Who let this one happen! Z she just ate Odin!!! Is this not a problem?!?!
Troubling but necessary I’m afraid.
What did he taste like?
Am I honestly the only one who is worried by this?
No… But, am I honestly the only one who’s worried by this, but also wonders what he tasted like?
No, but considering his diet of fish and mead, his aura which smelled of herring… I’d say he tasted very… Fishy.
Well, Kzaz, the essence of worship, the revere once owed to any figure called a “god” adds a certain quality to an entity that I can only describe as “wine-like”, they get better with age, so to speak. When a being’s essence is consumed, you feel every part of them, who they are. Odin was wise, strong, hard, but most of all; selfish. It was Odin first, Odin always, after the prediction of Ragnarok. And believe me, the spoils left after his demise were… glorious. I kept his eye, among various other artifacts of the Aesir.
*Hides my double deity certification card.* Well, I guess I’ll be leaving then. Oh uh, try Janus next. I hear he’s like double sided gum. *Disappears before they decide to sample the Thanatos platter*
*pops up from behind rock* uh what’s going on here?
*appears in the area dragging reaper by the arm* Dude stop selling me out or I swear I will personally laugh at your burial when it happens, oh and RB *throws RB an “eat me” cake and a vial of drink labelled “drink me”* stop complaining at least you have an excuse to eat because of all those long years thin as a skeleton, be happy. Or do you want me to send you back to the underworld the paperwork inducing way
Oh pleas tell me you saved a bite?
I’m ever so hungry, so very hungery…
RB
Hm… I expected him to taste tuna-like…
The Dragon Moon is coming. It has been my favorite.
My favourite is either the ice moon or the blood moon.
ok I am well a Raven of Odin. But am seeking information. I want to know more about his ravens and what they can do. I was sent out for my first night my first task and was with 3 other battle ravens. But we were attacked by 3 beings. One raven was shot down and we scattered he was male i was not as big as the others but big enough. We scattered I could not see this all happened while airborn. if anyone can help please reply..
I THINK I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO LUIS THE SAME THING THAT HAPPENED TO HIS DAD
*gasps* you mean he did the second most obvious thing possible?
I mean Louis sorry
Chased one of morgrains giant crows out of my back yar with a BB gun earlyr. Theyr rely watching the house hard. At least two in close proximity 24/7.
Also anyone know what caos did last I heard he lost control of the negotiation and a small ground war opened up.
http://imgur.com/SoxEomI
The galactic wolves have been summoned, I warn ye all this day…
RB
Hey look a drawing from a 12 year old
Uncle J! That’s mean to say!
Don’t be grouchy uncle j!
Sorry, but come on it is a pretty good drawing,
Chased off some of morgrains crows with a BB gun. Anyway I need Somone to take a look at my mate. Recently I noticed somthing very strange archanly wise. Seems her personality is on a yin yang style cousin setting all their own people makeing the one. Wile touturing a Balkar lieutenant I found their now after her to strike at me but to stop her from stopping harbinger. I would look at it myself but she has a disarming air that dulls my sences down worse than an inebriated human. Also the skryr are trying to move against the keepers of time. Don’t need support just informing their their and pressing.
Seth I’m back in time for the full moon been in a battle with myself I have been really sick and it makes me mad I haven’t been on enough. My strength continues to increase my life forever changing I feel stronger than a alpha.
Hail Devorah!
Welcome back! Always glad to see that you are still keeping on keeping on. Sorry to hear that you were sick but glad that you are doing better.
What do you think is causing your strength increase?
Hope your transformation goes well tonight.
Seth
I think its the special skill that firefang warned me a 51 wanted me for. But I won’t let them just take me if they come my transformations have been going good but they are only half transformations due to my braces I belive. Hopefully they will come off soon. All is well and what about you how is everything here.
My braces wont bother mine cause their steel but they might pop off causing 25 dollars times 28 thats a crap ton of money for reglueing the brackets back on
Well my dad used silver
Dude silver is too soft to use for braces i could snap it with my teeth easily ive broken iron pyrite which is fools gold
Orthodontists know how to make it strong trust me
Please I need someone familiar from my pack. Where is my co alpha rusty?
Any updates caos?
If Somone could tell the Roseburg pack to actuly talk to me instead of watching from a distance that would be great, I’m starting to shoot at morgains crows and Balkar and don’t want to hit them by mistake. Also figure I’d join a pack and theyr acting like I’m a desised rouge or somthing.
Yea if there are any hunters left than they are not actually responsible for any of our problems, however if any new ones pop up, it will be short lived. We were finally able to make a case against them and they are top list for the chaotica. As for the gate it is under protection for now.
*twitch twitch* you killed them all? How are we supost to make peace with the humans publicly without at least one of them… Wait stone fathers hard to kill maby he survived this too. And don’t worrie their blacklisted by the DSC too so if they leave this realm their killed on sight. Can’t tell you how many times I said “go to war with us an you’ll all be dead by weeks end” turns out I was right…
If you really want to make peace with humans I can say that you were trying the wrong way. Start with the lower groups there are more than enough teens and goths who would accept us. Build a meeting with government officials, and slowly increase the rank you meet with.
I had them about to sign it. Now that the main hunter groups are out of the way that might work. Ill start by posting a vid on the scientific property’s of the virus.
Hail Velanko,
Thanks for your SOS messages. Can you brief me on this stone father business? A little background might be helpful here.
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
Just got back from a grad party at my friends house crashed by morgrains semi undead wolfs and vamps then an hour later the masons from up the road. Stone father is an old one. He joined the masons when it was new and they still worked with masons publicly for the better. He’s stayed with them eather cuz he dosent know what they’ve become or dosent rely care. He’s next in line for control of the masons behind DC guy who’s toast. He travels with tod a voidling. Both willing to make unconditional peace with me. (As ambasiter it extends to all mythics) tods got the only tech to communicate and he’s not exactly easy to get ahold of. They are labeled MIA but after surviving the encounte with dark one I know stone still lives. Their probobly locked up or hiding for “blasphemous ideals” no clue where they where in DC when the void gate incident took place.
Oregon right now is a hotbed o activity four days four bloodbaths min death count per incedent is six. All attempted to be covered and all involving mythics an hunters.
Hail Velanko,
Thanks for the intel re: the Stone Father and the masons. I will add an alert to This Week In Survival. Do you think this has anything to do with the Nightmare Lords? Or Ice’s captivity? Or are these entirely separate incidents? And what should survivors be looking for?
Seth
Ices situation would be linked through leadership that I the caotica are as strong as ledgends say then it would be severed and most killed. Hopeing to shoot that vid I said earlyr this weekend but don’t know I ill be able to pull it off.
Woke up today and remembered some stories an awesome old man told me…It was about his friend and he asked him how his day was…he said ” I’m good…still sucking air…” I laughed, because the way he said was funny (^-^)…and one story was about a kid on a side of the road and the old man was gonna scold him for throwing rocks,but the kid said “I’m chewing on a rock”…and I lost it…
Hey Fenrir can you explain what’s happening? Halfway home I suddenly shifted (well as close as iv ever gotten) the seccond I got home i ran to the frige rippe the doors off and tore into the fredmyre chicken like a starved feral, chucked Half a gallon of chocolate milk an slammed two large muffins. Iv got a mound of about thirty chicken nuggets in the microwave and still shaky hungry. Never eaten this much this fast or furiously. When I was staved almost to death I at least used a napkin…
What the crap why do I have a weird pic Seth how do I change it??!!
Plz Seth reply ASAP
Well jade I am not Seth but I do know that how to change your profile pic by going into the FAQs, oh and don’t ask for Seth to personally answer a comment he will most often be unable to reply due to his strenuous effort towards the survival of himself and others around the world. Just to tell you I am Hatter and if you need any help I am here
Hail Hatter MT,
Thanks for helping out here. Much appreciated. And to you Jade, the customized avs come from the free gravitar service that as Hatter says, is accessible through the FAQ page. Here’s the direct link.
As Hatter says, while it’s true that I am always monitoring the site from my phone, I am only on a couple times a week when things get busy. That’s why I’m grateful for the help of the Survivors of the Month who keep on keeping on, and offer a small Survivor of the Month thank you on the full moon. SOS is a volunteer venture by a number of awesome beings committed to surviving, supernaturally.
Survivally Yours,
Seth
There was SEVEN fires simultaneaously in San Diego County recently i dont think it was a coincidence. Hopeto see one of u guys in NY or Canada in less than 24 hours 😀