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Werewolves: You May Be Dealing With A Werewolf

October 7, 2011 By Seth 40,804 Comments

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1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.

2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.

3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.

4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.

5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.

If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.

6. If you can’t beat them –  survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!

~~~ If  The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~

As you may already know, current pathogenic research distinguishes acquired lycanthropy or “bitten werewolves” from genetic lycanthropic tendencies. So the first question to ask yourself is, are any of your parents or siblings werewolves?  Has there been a resurgence of ancestral threats i.e.: vampires in your community? There are many genetic werewolves on this site who know more than I do about this. You can read their comments below.

However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.

In Stage I you will have a cut or wound that won’t heal normally and that you can’t exactly remember how you got it. Anecdotal reports indicate that dousing the wound with a simple colloidal silver solution from a health food store within 24 hours of infection could actually prevent the lycanthropic mutagens from spreading to your stem cells. If 24 hours has passed, you will notice your immune system begins to work overtime. This will look like a very severe cold. Are you suddenly sweaty for no apparent reason? You will spike a unaturally high fever, maybe even over 100 degrees according to some reports. You can try Tylenol but it won’t help this fever. You may vomit. Your friends and family will try to take you to the hospital but this is not advisable as Area 51 has doctors in every one. This stage is said to last for three to five days, depending on the phase of the moon.

In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.

Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO!  It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.

Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!

And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!

For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.

You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.

Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine

 Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:

WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.

 WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:

 LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:

This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.

 

 

 

by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com

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  1. Më~mëØw says

    March 16, 2014 at 8:47 pm

    Where should I post…? I’m a blonde kitteh, especially on full moons ^^

    Reply
  2. Bittersweet says

    March 16, 2014 at 8:49 pm

    I hope that sent to you… I am NOT typing that again…

    Reply
    • Rainstorm says

      March 16, 2014 at 11:06 pm

      Yes, I got it. Nightmare? I know, she seems very “rogue” and “scary” but our pack needs warriors. If our pack wants to survive even another moon, we have to bulk up and train our new members and let more wolves in. It may not be that safe, but we’ve literally kicked Shadow out of the pack, cruelty doesn’t stand a chance.

      Reply
      • Bittersweet says

        March 16, 2014 at 11:08 pm

        I enjoy speaking with you, you have a very interesting pack… Anyway… Nightmare, is like a female Shadow, haha. They are both very very clever, and they get in the right position to deliberately DESTROY you. I would watch your back, before she gets your wolves wrapped around her tail.

        Reply
    • Rainstorm says

      March 16, 2014 at 11:12 pm

      That she-wolf can’t be that bad… If she tries anything funny, our pack can always rip her to shreds, it cant be that hard. She’s not even a large wolf, medium sized, I guess. She’s just a ratchet little wolf, haha. I’ll be back to howling with the Moonside wolves, as we do together every full moon.

      Reply
      • Fenrir Ulfangr says

        March 16, 2014 at 11:20 pm

        It’s not her you should worry about. You mentioned fighting Vampyr?
        Morrigan is amassing an army of them, they number in the tens of thousands.

        Reply
        • Bittersweet says

          March 16, 2014 at 11:26 pm

          Who is this Morrigan?

          Reply
          • Fenrir Ulfangr says

            March 18, 2014 at 12:13 am

            Morrigan is the Celtic Crow Goddess, first of the Morranir, Mother of Vampires, Lady of Storms. Caller of the dead.

            My blood enemy.

            Her vampyr have black crow wings, black soulless eyes, and talons on their hands and feet.

            Reply
        • Lord Zobek says

          March 17, 2014 at 12:56 pm

          You shouldn’t start things with Morrigan…

          Reply
          • Lilith says

            March 17, 2014 at 5:57 pm

            Hullo, Zobek. Pleased to meet you. I am Lilith. Care to share your story?

            Reply
            • Agent RB says

              March 17, 2014 at 8:41 pm

              Zobek is just AP’s back up account she just made or whatever, she used it because heras dive word wall she was sending me was being moded.
              It’s just AP…

              RB

              Reply
            • Agent RB says

              March 17, 2014 at 8:42 pm

              It’s not, Zobek is just AP…

              RB

              Reply
          • Fenrir Ulfangr says

            March 18, 2014 at 11:23 pm

            She started it a long time ago, when she played Odin and I against one another to cause the first ragnarok. I’m just here to finish it, her and her master are going down.

            Reply
      • Mr. Mutt says

        March 17, 2014 at 12:05 am

        Shewolf is horrible…. Oh wait different individual, never mind carry on.

        Reply
        • Lord Zobek says

          March 17, 2014 at 12:00 pm

          I’ll give you a point for a funny line.

          Reply
          • Mr. Mutt says

            March 17, 2014 at 11:05 pm

            And you were the only one who got it. A shame.

            Reply
        • Lord Zobek says

          March 18, 2014 at 12:53 am

          Oh, Mutt. Insult me again and I’ll let the void chipmunks pay you a visit.

          Reply
          • Seth says

            March 20, 2014 at 1:35 pm

            Hail Lord Zobek,

            Thanks for keeping on but could you please keep the void chipmunks out of this? For your survival and mine. There’s too much spam lying around here we’ll never get rid of them.

            Seth

            Reply
  3. Lord Zobek says

    March 16, 2014 at 11:18 pm

    I am now frustrated.

    Reply
    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

      March 20, 2014 at 6:17 pm

      By who?

      Reply
  4. Zobek says

    March 16, 2014 at 11:25 pm

    Oh my patience has been tried.

    Reply
  5. Rainstorm says

    March 16, 2014 at 11:31 pm

    …how have I not been bitten yet?

    Reply
  6. Zobek says

    March 16, 2014 at 11:32 pm

    Hmm…

    Reply
  7. Bittersweet says

    March 16, 2014 at 11:33 pm

    Storms don’t last forever, you know, Rainstorm.

    Reply
  8. Zobek says

    March 16, 2014 at 11:34 pm

    Hmm..

    Reply
  9. Lord Zobek says

    March 16, 2014 at 11:52 pm

    Interesting…

    Reply
  10. Luna says

    March 17, 2014 at 12:20 am

    um…. Hi, yes I did type in your name(Fenrir) I think the mark was a dud(or so I was told). I was wondering if you could help?

    Reply
    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

      March 18, 2014 at 12:18 am

      Sometimes it takes time, I’ll try again just to be sure though. Are you sure he got it right, it is three parallel clawmarks, the central one longest. In order for it to work I either have to work it as a spell. Or have some one actually take their hand and make the mark on the target. (Scratch the mark on your right fore-arm, not hard enough to draw blood but hard, then wait.)

      Reply
      • Velanko says

        March 18, 2014 at 12:23 am

        My bad. The spell would work better on her anyway. I did the mark but only lightly as it would attract the wolfs in to attack her…

        Reply
        • Fenrir Ulfangr says

          March 18, 2014 at 11:25 pm

          I’ve done both the spell and activated the effects of the mark, if it doesn’t take there isn’t anything more I can do

          Reply
          • Velanko says

            March 18, 2014 at 11:31 pm

            How long can it take before setting in? If it dosent work I will be thoroughly impressed.
            Ya what happened. It’s like WordPress decided to turn comments menue for iPod and turn it into an e dictionary…

            Reply
            • Fenrir Ulfangr says

              March 20, 2014 at 6:14 pm

              Three days unless she’s somehow immune, it either works, or… well lets not talk about that yet.

              Reply
            • Fenrir Ulfangr says

              March 29, 2014 at 12:58 am

              Anything, any news?

              Reply
              • Velanko says

                March 29, 2014 at 2:08 am

                Luna still displays no symptoms or signs. The skryr leadership deny any military involvement or activity but I know they’re lying. Just can’t prove it.
                Oh I found a young lunar moth on my window this morning. Lunar moths only live in places like South America and are never in Oregon especially during a rainstorm like this one.

                Reply
                • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                  March 29, 2014 at 11:30 am

                  Ah, I was wondering when the druid would find you. Seems they have.

                  Reply
                  • Velanko says

                    March 29, 2014 at 1:07 pm

                    That explains the arcane feild it had. Oh I caught and killed a skryr outside main HQ and brought it to the leadership making things a little awkward for one o the smaller leadership.

                    Reply
                    • Fenrir Iceborn says

                      April 3, 2014 at 12:27 am

                      Hmmm what are they again these beings you describe?

  11. firefang says

    March 17, 2014 at 7:23 pm

    If anyone needs help care to reply I am a long time survivor of the site and I am a experienced wizwolf so ya I’m open to help anyone that needs help

    Reply
    • Devorah 1 says

      April 15, 2014 at 1:10 am

      Firefang thank good ness a familiar face

      Reply
  12. Scarlett Lupa says

    March 18, 2014 at 4:54 pm

    hey ya people did ya miss me? nah don’t answer that question I wouldn’t care if ya did or if ya didn’t…

    Reply
    • Agent RB says

      March 18, 2014 at 5:03 pm

      Hey look. Y’all scarlet is back!!!!

      Where have you been?

      What have you seen?

      What’s up?

      You know the works 🙂

      RB

      Reply
      • Scarlett Lupa says

        April 3, 2014 at 6:28 pm

        one none of your business,two lots of stuff,and three too much to explain and too complicated as well…

        Reply
        • Fenrir Iceborn says

          April 4, 2014 at 12:30 am

          Ok so give those interested the short version.

          Reply
          • The Reaper says

            April 4, 2014 at 1:45 am

            Two months ago Fenrir, she’s gone again probably because of the reason I’m leaving.

            Reply
            • Hatter MT says

              April 4, 2014 at 6:23 am

              Ok is it just me or is it true that every time I’m not on the site a few days someone always thinks about leaving then we either never quite see them again, or they never actually leave the site

              Reply
              • Lilith says

                April 4, 2014 at 4:12 pm

                Yeah the god modding is totally absurd here
                I had to god mod just be relevant at all 😡
                Its not really the god modding that bothers me as much as how some people (we all know who I’m talking about) can’t bear to be wrong or to ever lose. Seriously, it is just plain ridiculous….

                Reply
                • Agent RB says

                  April 4, 2014 at 4:50 pm

                  * cough* fenrir, cough cough

                  *he says in an obvious fashion*

                  RB

                  Reply
                • Agent RB says

                  April 4, 2014 at 5:07 pm

                  Also it fells like when ever I want to start a story line with a fight in in , everyone tells me that I am puny and I’ll never win against anybody ever…
                  Sorry if it feels like I’m ranting

                  RB

                  Reply
                  • Hatter MT says

                    April 4, 2014 at 5:46 pm

                    Hey guys I found a way to fix all this, have fenrir stop acting like he both is and knows everything about god, have Noah actually respected and get a guy who calls himself the reaper to come back to the site and all I need is help from graham and you guys’ approval

                    Reply
                    • The Reaper says

                      April 4, 2014 at 6:01 pm

                      Check your email Hatter.

                    • Hatter MT says

                      April 4, 2014 at 6:14 pm

                      I did and you should follow suit I mean you do look a bit like an ace of spades if you draw it right, anyway Che your email reaper

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      April 4, 2014 at 6:16 pm

                      Oh for…. Let me tell all of you. I’ve been on this site since the WW page only had 64 pages of comments, and in all my time here I have never met a whinier group then all of you! Boohoo Frenrir is ruining our fun. You don’t even know! My generation had to deal with freaking smithy! At least Frenrir doesn’t hijack you alls characters! I remember a time when everyone got along (mostlyish)! Then Me, Z, Stigma, Alex, AP, leave this site for a couple months and I come back to this. All of you doing nothing but fighting and complaining about everything! For crying out loud I don’t see how we go from harmony to complete anarchy in a couple of months! Now I may sound like a grumpy old man but come on people! Pull yourselves together, quit your whining, and keep on keeping on!

                    • Agent RB says

                      April 4, 2014 at 6:31 pm

                      Whoop let’s induce some anarchy up in here!!!

                      RB

                    • Agent RB says

                      April 4, 2014 at 6:38 pm

                      Wait wait new idea!
                      Power relinquish wendsdays!

                      Every wendsdays we put a power into the pit of absolute zero never to be seen again, an we all keep doing this unroll fenrir is withen a resonable range of power. Also this would be optional to all survivors except Fenrir…

                      RB

                    • The Reaper says

                      April 4, 2014 at 6:57 pm

                      Sounds bril Noah, but one thing. According to the one who I am fairly certain may be Satan incarnate, it would take 4000 Wednesdays just to get him down to a reasonable level of power.

                    • The Reaper says

                      April 4, 2014 at 6:58 pm

                      Sounds bril Noah, but one thing. According to the Devil Wolf, it would take 4000 Wednesdays just to get him down to a reasonable level of power.

                    • Hatter MT says

                      April 4, 2014 at 7:30 pm

                      I have an idea but the next three comments after this one have to say that person agrees to my idea before I will say what it is

                    • The Reaper says

                      April 4, 2014 at 9:06 pm

                      This is in reply to Mr. Mutt. Look, I have been here since December 1st of 2012. Know how I know that? Because my first post was on the fairly inactive Ghosts page. That’s right, I was the one who got stuck in a bloody computer and the only way I got out was with the help of Zyboragon and WW13. I understand that while I haven’t been around as long as you, that at least entitles me to a little bit of seniority to the other members such as Fenrir. All I want, is to go back to the days when all it was, was survivalists, helping other survivalists. I know I sound like a whiny little child, but look at this from my perspective. I joined the site in one of the good years. I first became active in one of the transitional years. And I am placed in this year where everyone has to either A. Rank up their power to even be relevant to those like Fenrir, or B. Quit the site fully because people like Fenrir keep pushing us closer, and closer, to our stress limits. I’m not saying we couldn’t stand to be a little less whiny, but we should still be able to keep our original forms. As a matter of fact, I shall be making a triumphant return. Not as the Reaper, but as my first OC.

                    • The Reaper says

                      April 4, 2014 at 9:06 pm

                      his is in reply to Mr. Mutt. Look, I have been here since December 1st of 2012. Know how I know that? Because my first post was on the fairly inactive Ghosts page. That’s right, I was the one who got stuck in a bloody computer and the only way I got out was with the help of Zyboragon and WW13. I understand that while I haven’t been around as long as you, that at least entitles me to a little bit of seniority to the other members such as Fenrir. All I want, is to go back to the days when all it was, was survivalists, helping other survivalists. I know I sound like a whiny little child, but look at this from my perspective. I joined the site in one of the good years. I first became active in one of the transitional years. And I am placed in this year where everyone has to either A. Rank up their power to even be relevant to those like Fenrir, or B. Quit the site fully because people like Fenrir keep pushing us closer, and closer, to our stress limits. I’m not saying we couldn’t stand to be a little less whiny, but we should still be able to keep our original forms.

                    • Agent RB says

                      April 4, 2014 at 9:37 pm

                      I’m all for it hatter let’s do your plan I agree yes

                      RB

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      April 4, 2014 at 11:38 pm

                      I remember you castaway.

                    • Agent RB says

                      April 5, 2014 at 12:01 am

                      Courtesy of Penelope the cat-top, for hatter…

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                      Meow meow meow
                      And
                      RB

                    • Hatter MT says

                      April 5, 2014 at 12:08 am

                      “A man is wise when he plants a tree who’s shade in which he knows he shall never lie,” -unknown. Well I measure wiseness in knowing a plan that is coming together has almost already worked so knower(Noah) would you like to remember and understand what you agreed to because the answer is a thing I want to call “m0dlocking” where a supernatural is unable to access the site unless they admit they’re not the smartest one on the site, this will of course block lord zobek and fenrir ulfangr(wolf anger) the King of wild frost. But it might be able to help us all know that we look not to our Eldars but to our elders, let the knowledge given by the white dragon(Noah’s ark) be savoured and the old world reborn as the saviour had done for the sins of man and the great forgiveness forged

                  • Hatter MT says

                    April 5, 2014 at 12:15 am

                    Penelope that particular amount of Elysian code that you then tried to encrypt into binary doesn’t quite translate heck if anyone actually needs a proper English to Elysian code translator just go into google images and type in “Elysian code” that should work for you

                    Reply
                    • The Reaper says

                      April 5, 2014 at 1:49 am

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                    • Hatter MT says

                      April 5, 2014 at 10:19 am

                      Ok 2 things 1) you don’t know where fenrir is but your right he should post a comment admitting that there are survivors that are smart that him or that he can be wrong, and 2) this post was in response Penelope you get one more comment on this part of this thread then no more, Penelope however can respond as many times as she likes

                      Oh and another thing this time for the so-called King of frost and the forest for once can you be on a thread and not sound like a self righteous knave-posterior

    • Kurogane says

      March 19, 2014 at 12:14 am

      Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!! Why did the old hag have to come back……whyyyyyyyyy!

      Reply
      • Lord Zobek says

        March 19, 2014 at 1:05 am

        I have decided that Kurogane is my new best friend here and RB, I’m a male. I really don’t know how to maneuver here anymore.

        Reply
      • Bluestar says

        March 22, 2014 at 3:50 pm

        Lol kurogane

        Reply
      • Scarlett Lupa says

        April 3, 2014 at 6:26 pm

        blah nice to see you too jerk…

        Reply
    • Chaos Alpha says

      April 3, 2014 at 9:38 pm

      Salve mia amica.

      Reply
      • Fenrir Iceborn says

        April 4, 2014 at 12:35 am

        Why did you say: “hello my female friend” in Italian?

        Reply
        • Chaos Alpha says

          April 4, 2014 at 7:01 am

          Latin, but I figured I might as well be civil. And lupa was the patron of rome so Latin was the obvious choice.

          Reply
        • The Reaper says

          April 5, 2014 at 1:48 am

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  13. Fenrir Ulfangr says

    March 18, 2014 at 11:26 pm

    Also, WHAT did Seth DO to the site? ❗ ❗ ❗

    Reply
    • Seth says

      March 18, 2014 at 11:55 pm

      Hail Fenrir and other Survivors,

      The site experience some relatively catastrophic damage today and in order to get it to function again it was necessary to give it a bit of a lobotomy. Graham and I have been working hard on fixing this for many hours now and we have many more to go. You may see some weird looking things on the site for the next couple of hours or days as we try to rebuild it without crashing the server again.

      In the meantime even though the site is kind of ugly right now you can still access all the information and communicate with each other as usual but there may be some times where things are not working right too so please be patient.

      Sorry for the inconvenience.

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
      • Chaos Alpha says

        March 19, 2014 at 12:04 am

        Minus the color scheme it is not all that bad.

        Reply
      • Fenrir Ulfangr says

        March 20, 2014 at 12:24 am

        Is there a way to restore the recent comments part that used to be on the side bar? It was rather helpful in keeping track of what was going on.

        Reply
        • Fenrir Ulfangr says

          March 20, 2014 at 12:26 am

          Also, thanks for the answer. That was well done.

          You didn’t get raided by goblins did you? I told them to stay away from the cities.

          Reply
        • Lord Zobek says

          March 20, 2014 at 1:22 am

          For once, I agree with Ulfangr…

          Reply
        • Seth says

          March 20, 2014 at 10:16 am

          Hail Fenrir (and other Survivors),

          The recent comments widget that built that list apparently had some code in it that was ill equipped to handle the volume and epicosity of the comments here on SOS and thus it overloaded the server. So we had to disable it to bring the site back online.

          Now that the site is stabilized Graham and I are working on a way to make sure that this does not happen again and also to find a way to replace the recent comments list with some better code.

          Thanks for keeping on keeping on.

          Seth

          Reply
          • Bluestar says

            April 3, 2014 at 9:58 am

            Leprechauns probably wouldnt bother me because im part irish

            Reply
            • Fenrir Iceborn says

              April 3, 2014 at 4:11 pm

              Leprechauns don’t discern between humans. They don’t care, they’re fae.

              Reply
              • Bluestar says

                April 3, 2014 at 10:24 pm

                Im not rly human remember im WW

                Reply
                • Agent RB says

                  April 3, 2014 at 10:34 pm

                  It seems like everyone is now days…
                  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

                  RB

                  Reply
                  • Bluestar's rage says

                    April 3, 2014 at 11:50 pm

                    …. Thats why you dont go into forests 👿

                    Reply
                • Fenrir Iceborn says

                  April 4, 2014 at 12:33 am

                  The point is leprechaun, and face in general DON’T CARE.

                  Reply
                  • Fenrir Iceborn says

                    April 4, 2014 at 12:34 am

                    *fae

                    Reply
  14. Malachi4577 says

    March 19, 2014 at 12:05 am

    Holly carp what the hell happened to the site

    Reply
    • Malachi4577 says

      March 19, 2014 at 12:06 am

      *Crap

      Reply
      • Kurogane says

        March 19, 2014 at 12:15 am

        WTF happened to the site it looks like s… Well……crap.

        Reply
      • Seth says

        March 22, 2014 at 6:47 pm

        Hail Malachi,

        Holy carp is actually pretty accurate, CARP and spam being closely correlated and spam being fodder for void chipmunks and where ever you find void chipmunks you’ll find leprechauns. Especially on a St. Pat’s moon.

        Thanks for keeping on. How went the move to the mountains? Incidentally I don’t think you’ll spot the Urban Squatch there but have you seen his family?

        Seth

        Reply
  15. new bloud says

    March 19, 2014 at 8:04 pm

    Ime back 😆

    Reply
  16. Kurogane says

    March 20, 2014 at 5:26 am

    I wonder what ever happened to kzaz, haven’t seen him for quite sometime…hmmmm……?

    Reply
    • new bloud says

      March 20, 2014 at 1:38 pm

      Sup kuro

      Reply
      • Blaze689 says

        March 21, 2014 at 8:32 pm

        Hey bros

        Reply
        • new bloud says

          March 21, 2014 at 8:40 pm

          I am

          Reply
          • new bloud says

            March 21, 2014 at 8:42 pm

            Ignore that last poast.

            Reply
            • new bloud says

              March 21, 2014 at 8:42 pm

              Yay blaze

              Reply
          • Blaze689 says

            March 21, 2014 at 8:42 pm

            What happened while I was gone

            Reply
            • new bloud says

              March 21, 2014 at 8:44 pm

              I dont know i was patching holes between earth and kalderbrine (you wont have heard of it) so anything could have hapened

              Reply
              • Blaze689 says

                March 21, 2014 at 8:46 pm

                I know I found out my friend is a kutabare Kitsune and that I’m part Kitsune

                Reply
                • new bloud says

                  March 21, 2014 at 8:50 pm

                  Cool so your a foxwolf

                  Reply
                  • Blaze689 says

                    March 21, 2014 at 8:52 pm

                    Yea, do you know what kasai and mizu mean

                    Reply
                    • new bloud says

                      March 21, 2014 at 9:20 pm

                      No not realy do know hpw to find a magic lamp

                    • Blaze689 says

                      March 21, 2014 at 9:35 pm

                      It means fire and water in Japanese

                    • Bluestar says

                      March 22, 2014 at 3:54 am

                      Or we could ask Kurogane

    • The Reaper says

      March 21, 2014 at 7:10 pm

      What did you do to Vetenari?! WHERE IS HE?! 😡

      Reply
      • Fenrir Ulfangr says

        March 21, 2014 at 10:38 pm

        Dead most likely. Or hiding in some dimensional rift hole somewhere waiting till we all die.

        Reply
        • Bluestar says

          April 3, 2014 at 12:13 am

          Fenrir is vetanari was dead reaper wouldnt remember him again

          Reply
      • Bluestar says

        April 3, 2014 at 12:16 am

        Fenrir is vetanari was dead reaper wouldnt remember him again

        Reply
        • Fenrir Iceborn says

          April 3, 2014 at 12:29 am

          Remind me why again?

          Reply
          • Bluestar's fire says

            April 3, 2014 at 1:16 am

            A Contali when they die after a while the ppl who knew the contali would lose their memories of that contali

            Reply
  17. Bluestar says

    March 21, 2014 at 2:55 pm

    Anybody online?!

    Reply
    • new bloud says

      March 21, 2014 at 8:41 pm

      I am

      Reply
  18. Bluestar says

    March 22, 2014 at 3:51 am

    Well i know im a werewolf i can tell too but ive now found im NOT part squatch. Here are my signs of being a werewolf i can change my voice to an nearly unintelligable growl dogs are either afraid of want me to pet and play with them all day but never to bite me i get EXTREMELY angry for little things at school my nail grow fast and my hair is thick and sometimes untameable i LUV muffins and a total meat eater but i dont mind eating vegtables. Fun facts: i prefer the band Evanescence to anything else, im a serial killer to civilians in AC (assassin’s creed), im pretty stealthy i can climb trees, i have short bursts of speed when running but i tire quickly, pretty good shooting a bow, ehh with a gun, dont like vampires very much, better hearing and sense of smell than others. I guess its the gift of being chinese british irish dutch french canadian and Native American (three tribes from the MID west comanche cherokee and choktah)

    Reply
    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

      March 22, 2014 at 12:43 pm

      Most of that makes sense, not sure music preferences really matter all that much though.
      Looks like you got just about every possible source for genetic werewolfism. There were skinshifters amongst every one of those tribes, as well as the European settlers. I don’t know if any came over from Asia, but Genghis Khan was an Ulf.

      Reply
      • Bluestar says

        March 22, 2014 at 3:46 pm

        I think my grandma SOMEBODY in my family possibly my dad’s parents are werewolves cause my grandpa has thick fluffy itchy silver hair (hes turning 66) but my grandma is possibly a bitten so that makes my dad a genetic maybe even my stepmom is a WW she has hazel eyes

        Reply
        • Fenrir Ulfangr says

          March 22, 2014 at 6:42 pm

          a third of earth’s population has hazel eyes, it’s not a sure marker.

          Reply
          • Bluestar says

            March 23, 2014 at 5:03 pm

            Most likely a bitten though cause of my dad. O_O my 3year old half sister iis a WW then

            Reply
        • Seth says

          March 22, 2014 at 8:35 pm

          Hail Bluestar,

          Thanks for your SOS reports. I’d like to point out yet another possibility. Although more rare, there are accounts of full blood wolves who survive encounters with werewolves and find themselves turning human on the full moons. Rare, but not unheard of. And what do their human children inherit?

          Seth

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          • Fenrir Ulfangr says

            March 22, 2014 at 9:04 pm

            What I was saying, before you soon rudely interrupted. Was that golden hazel eyes are common amongst wolves but they aren’t a sure marker. Not every wolf has golden eyes, and humans can have hazel eyes naturally.

            Reply
            • Agent RB says

              March 22, 2014 at 9:23 pm

              What does it mean if your eyes are soulless voids with the faintest sliver of light in them, but as you are drawn closer you fall into the void and the sliver is revealed to be only an illusion?

              RB

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              • Lilith says

                March 23, 2014 at 8:39 pm

                Ah, Noah, I can’t help but feel notions of kinship towards you…

                Reply
                • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                  March 29, 2014 at 1:00 am

                  That’s the idea.

                  Reply
  19. Fenrir Ulfangr says

    March 22, 2014 at 12:45 pm

    Fun fact, 1 I. Every four people of Asian descent is a direct descendant of Genghis Khan.

    Reply
    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

      March 22, 2014 at 12:45 pm

      *in

      Reply
    • Agent RB says

      March 22, 2014 at 9:25 pm

      He was a ww wasn’t he?

      RB

      Reply
      • Fenrir Ulfangr says

        March 22, 2014 at 11:22 pm

        Exactly, that’s why china has a mercenary werewolf army.

        Reply
  20. Syreign says

    March 22, 2014 at 1:14 pm

    Has anyone seen a big white wolf with red eyes and markings

    Reply
    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

      March 22, 2014 at 6:41 pm

      Outside of the wild hunt? No

      Reply
      • Velanko says

        March 22, 2014 at 6:53 pm

        Large for his age check. White with crimson command markings check. But he has purpleish eyes and is barly running. Although I have heard o a white red wolf hmmm where have I heard that. Could it be Somone name slaughter?

        Reply
  21. Lone vixen says

    March 23, 2014 at 4:40 pm

    Can some one help me prepair I’m a bitten werewolf 😮

    Reply
  22. Lone vixen says

    March 23, 2014 at 4:41 pm

    What am I going to look like

    Reply
    • Velanko says

      March 24, 2014 at 11:43 am

      Read the file above these comments for a good way to prep. You should fall into a meditative state where your put face to face with it. At least that’s what happened to me. Itl be scary but remember that its you and not some wild animal.

      Reply
  23. Syreign says

    March 23, 2014 at 6:56 pm

    Tharnet’s eyes can vary sometimes. Where did you see him?

    Reply
  24. DarkOne says

    March 24, 2014 at 3:42 pm

    Hey guys haven’t been on in a while…. Still haven’t shifted waiting though. Had a dramatic day almost became a foster kid but luckily I get to stay. Also there might be a lightning wolf at my school… Any tips to see if she is without letting my ID down or acting like a lunatic???

    Reply
  25. Fenrir Ulfangr says

    March 24, 2014 at 11:32 pm

    I see crimson, I see red, soon all the world in blood be dead.
    I see darkness, I see void, soon all the light will be destroyed.

    I found this message. Anyone got any ideas?

    Reply
    • Velanko says

      March 25, 2014 at 12:28 am

      Sounds familiar. Somone I knew complete phyco only intrest to watch mahame and destruction to the beat of classical music. The name composer keeps popping up…

      Reply
      • Firestar says

        March 25, 2014 at 2:24 am

        Velanko that seems pretty psycho to me because classical music should be relaxing not watching mayhem and destruction inducing. they eord you misspelled it mayhem im just correcting. Firestar is my acc bluestar is my guest name

        Reply
        • Velanko says

          March 25, 2014 at 4:35 am

          I have a problem. For the last couple days iv been smelling this god awful but intreging sent. It’s a watery forest mixed with dog breath and swamp but tagged with some arcane too. Anyway I caught it again just now and looked up to see this weird almost glowing red eye or visor shaped like a T but thee equal sides like an upside down peace sign without the ring or bottom line. The only thing I know I with that sent dosent stand seven feet tall at wear cibernetic armer. If anyone has an explanation make it fast whoever it is is good.

          Reply
          • Agent RB says

            March 25, 2014 at 4:50 pm

            YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, MY CAT JUST SCRATCHED MY EYES OUT, HELP ME IM BLIND!!!
            (Voice typeing btw)

            RB

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            • Hatter says

              March 25, 2014 at 5:04 pm

              That’s what you get for buying discounted cybernetics from a guy you found on Craig’s list, oh and why don’t you go to a vet and get Penelope’s claws trimmed?

              Reply
              • Agent RB says

                March 25, 2014 at 6:15 pm

                I was going to but I haven’t had her that long, I can’t see this is urgent!!!

                RB

                Reply
                • Hatter says

                  March 25, 2014 at 9:05 pm

                  That is not an answer that is an excuse, oh and you really should try to keep Penelope’s claws short, this was just a warning of what could happen oh and rub your shirt sleeve on your eyes then ask for a refund from the guy who sold you faulty equipment

                  Reply
                  • Agent RB says

                    March 25, 2014 at 9:17 pm

                    THE TECH IS INTERGRATED INTO MY IRIS, AND SHE LITERALY RIPPED MY IRIS TO SHREDS, HER CLAWS ARE LIKE METAL!!!

                    RB

                    Reply
                    • Hatter says

                      March 25, 2014 at 9:52 pm

                      Hey Noah send out your next message on the site in all caps if you feel like you did something less than intelligent buying that tech, oh and of course her claws are like metal 1. She is your scythe, 2. She was your laptop,

                    • Agent RB says

                      March 25, 2014 at 10:40 pm

                      Oh god oh god oh god,
                      She is my sickle isn’t she?
                      That means I will never be able to see again,
                      The energy has been taken away with them in the process
                      My eyes have been reaped…
                      Oh god hatter, what am I going to do?

                      RB

                    • Firestar says

                      March 27, 2014 at 12:34 am

                      Should get her declawed this may be cruel but that way Penelope wont scratch anymore or get nail caps so when she dies scratch it doesnt hurt or anything

                  • Agent RB says

                    March 25, 2014 at 10:45 pm

                    She is my sickle isn’t she…
                    That means I will never be able to see again,
                    The energy has been taken away with them in the process
                    My eyes have been reaped…
                    Oh god hatter, what am I going to do?

                    RB/Noah of ark

                    Reply
                    • Hatter says

                      March 26, 2014 at 7:35 am

                      Feel like you did something less than intelligent, then never see again? Hey at least this means you won’t have to do any paper work ever again

                  • Agent RB says

                    March 26, 2014 at 8:03 am

                    Of course I still have to do paperwork!
                    Hades is brutal bout that!

                    RB

                    Reply
                    • Velanko says

                      March 26, 2014 at 10:50 am

                      Makes sence except I dident know skryr use mechanized battle suits. The sent belongs to one person the thing inside the skryr suit. It was a smash and grab. It went strait for my “fathers” old shed. What was it looking for…

              • The Reaper says

                March 25, 2014 at 11:11 pm

                Welll, here’s an idea. Find your soul in the underworld, bring them to me, and I’ll shove it back in.

                Reply
                • Agent RB says

                  March 25, 2014 at 11:17 pm

                  Did you skip reaper school?
                  It doesn’t just go back in, plus it’s impossible to find considering it’s just a peice of it, just my eyes…

                  I suspect she has already burned it for file anyway, because she can’t preform the proper ritual for sending it…

                  RB

                  Reply
                  • Mr. Mutt says

                    March 25, 2014 at 11:23 pm

                    It is actually pretty much like that. I enjoy shoving souls back into bodies, the screaming, gasping for air, sudden realization that your alive again…. Uh I mean, it is so much fun to help people

                    Reply
                    • Agent RB says

                      March 26, 2014 at 12:14 am

                      I’m getting this feeling like I want to purge the unclean and ignorant again, I flood city’s when I get a migraine, your giving me an ulcer…

                      RB

                  • The Reaper says

                    March 25, 2014 at 11:42 pm

                    Let me put this in terms you can understand. Me first reaper, you flooded world and got cursed. Me angel, you normal reaper. Me know things you can only dream of.

                    Reply
                    • Agent RB says

                      March 26, 2014 at 12:10 am

                      I will refrain from causeing a hurricane in a small Indian village if you will listen for a moment.

                      With a normal empty body, you can put it in no problem.
                      But with a filled body like mine, my spirit would attack any forgin substances wich its plus have undoubtably picked up in the underworld, supposing it’s even there.
                      Get the picture
                      You can’t just shove it back in.
                      A doctor dosent just shove a new heart into a patient…

                      RB

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      March 26, 2014 at 12:26 am

                      Well the boring ones don’t, no… Was that out loud?

                    • The Reaper says

                      March 26, 2014 at 12:34 am

                      Pfft, I shove things in people all the time. Even if it doesn’t belong in that spot.

                    • Agent RB says

                      March 26, 2014 at 12:36 am

                      Either that’s an inuendo or you have mental problems…

                      RB

                    • The Reaper says

                      March 26, 2014 at 12:37 am

                      Both! 😆

          • Fenrir Ulfangr says

            March 25, 2014 at 11:51 pm

            Sadly all magic has a smell. Aura scents, we call them. they vary depending on who is doing the magic.

            Mine if like Oak forest and sea water. So.that may account for part of that.
            As for the eye someone or something scryed you. Don’t ask me how, all I can say is they were sloppy. They left traces behind that I can see through farsightedness from here.

            Reply
    • Lilith says

      March 28, 2014 at 6:52 pm

      Lilith’s face goes blank, as if looking for something in the far distance. Then she spoke with a voice not her own.
      “I see hatred, I see revenge, I see retribution when the seas turn red
      I feel the world, I feel it struggle, as it takes it’s final breaths
      Fire licks ice
      The dark idol cast down
      Power so great
      Even He kneels before the crown.”
      Lilith’s pupils grow, engulfing both eyes, now both endless black voids. She smiles in an unnatural fashion and there is a change in the air. All the light begins to leak away, in a fashion, electronics losing power, bulbs dim, and those more mystically sensitive feel a heaviness all around them.
      “I see D eath, chilled to the bone, upon his pale horse, he rides to the throne.
      I see the tree with many branches, fight till his end, a bast ard of blood, his blade steady, an end draws near.
      I see the Lady in Red, her name upon her forehead, Queen of the Da mned, she carries the Cup, and rides the Beast, her Final Ending on her heels.
      I see the man with many faces, this time not running, but standing to fight, he shall fail and he shall fall, but was this perhaps the end that redeems him?
      And I see the Stiff Man, Caller of the Tide, scion of wrath and pride, drowne d in the primordial waters, but yet he lives.”
      Lilith turns to RB and slowly levitates upwards and towards him. Her eyes bore endlessly into him as she nears. She caresses his chin, but pressure is gradually applied with her words.
      “You,” she says. “You betrayed us!” She all but screams, glass shatters at the ungodly frequencies. In but an instant she stops. Her eyes no longer black, she falls to the ground, but does not move, as if catatonic.

      Reply
      • Agent RB says

        March 28, 2014 at 7:19 pm

        Lilith, I am sorry for the pain I caused.
        But in all
        All must be done.

        I was on the brink of insanity when I was put before the titans, an through my insanity a vision was torn from time and scattered amongst the stars, they call her lady luna.
        I am Noah
        I am he who drowned the young and old alike without judgement, but at the same time ultimate discrimination, I was the bringer of a new birth and the passer of a world already gone. This is when the diet pact was made, then again at the doors of heaven I was given a choice, again a pact was made. I have been opting out of choices my entire life Lilith, what makes you think this time is any different?

        I saw for the last time, or so I had thought, something worse than diablo at my doorstep, and again a pact was made. This time was different though as I had nothing left to give, and in that I became forever in debt. Being here at this website has given me something I never realized I had. My debt is now due. You couldn’t have stopped this, it’s not in your nature, even if you had the ability. You are cursed. I am cursed. There is no way around it. And while deep down you know Italy’s wrong what I did, in that moment you realize your the only one who gains from what I’ve done. And that is why you can never stop it…
        My newfound blindness has shown me a vision.
        I know now in order to save the most lives a pact a final pact had to be made.
        I am truest sorry
        The needs of the many…
        Out weigh the needs of the few…
        I’m sorry for keeping everyone here in the dark about this,
        Truest to my heart and truest to my soul
        Blessed be…

        RB

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        • Lilith says

          March 28, 2014 at 7:50 pm

          “Oof, lord, what was that, its like I hit a psychic brick wall…” she groans. She stops for a moment and waves her hands around as if feeling the fabric of the air.
          “What is this… this energy. It’s, why, it’s…” Her eyes for a brief moment turn to gold, her pupils that of a serpents. “Immaculate,” she smiles.

          Reply
          • Agent RB says

            March 28, 2014 at 9:14 pm

            Pleasure doing business with you old friend, how was the trip?
            But enough talk, did you bring “his” half of the bargin?

            RB

            Reply
            • Agent RB says

              March 28, 2014 at 9:29 pm

              RB takes out a shimmering, imacculante golden peice of parchment paper from his left coat pocket, on it scribed billions of small move ing words written in a forgotten script.
              “Funny that the one thing I have left to give is the one thing I can never own…”

              RB

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              • Lilith says

                March 28, 2014 at 10:08 pm

                “But of course.” Lilith cracks her neck as a form fitting dark red/nearly black dress replaces her previous one, her hair straightens and shines and she is adorned with blood red rubies seated in gold jewelry, nicely complementing her black stilettos. “You look good…” she purrs. “Time seems to have favored you. How’re you enjoying being a big shot in Hades?”

                Reply
                • Agent RB says

                  March 28, 2014 at 10:21 pm

                  As do you…
                  Time has no effect on you or your mind.
                  Sadly, I have my seniority moments.
                  But let’s talk about fruit, the Pommigranits are always in down here, but I’m hungry for a different kind of fruit, a special fruit, from a special tree, I have the list here if you have the apple…

                  RB

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                  • Mr. Mutt says

                    March 28, 2014 at 10:29 pm

                    That fruit will do you no good. Especially since it is not actually an apple. It’s always depicted as such but it really isn’t. It’s a date, much less tasty. Also eating that fruit will basically doom you.

                    Reply
                    • Agent RB says

                      March 28, 2014 at 10:36 pm

                      RB fills mutts mouth with water…
                      “Doom is exactly what I want it to do…”
                      He says with a carnivourious smile…

                      RB

                    • Agent RB says

                      March 28, 2014 at 10:38 pm

                      It’s not even a date either,
                      It’s a completely different species of plant than anything found anywhere else on earth.

                      RB

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      March 28, 2014 at 10:57 pm

                      *Spits water out onto RB’s shoe* it looks like a date, smells like a date and presumably tastes like a date. It’s a freaking variety of date.

                    • Agent RB says

                      March 28, 2014 at 11:19 pm

                      This pact is between him and I through means of Lilith as a host.
                      Stay out of this,
                      RB takes off goggles revealing 2 sunken voids
                      “Shall we make the trade now?”

                      RB

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      March 29, 2014 at 12:18 am

                      *I shake my head saddly* let it be known I tried to warn the fool.

                    • Agent RB says

                      March 29, 2014 at 12:40 am

                      A dark frown grows across RB’s face,
                      “If only you knew why I have to do this, then you wouldn’t be calling me a fool”

                      RB

                  • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                    March 29, 2014 at 12:51 am

                    I do know weakling. And I don’t approve. You are a fool for thinking you will succeed in bargaining with him.

                    Reply
                    • Agent RB says

                      March 29, 2014 at 8:27 am

                      I DIDNT ASK YOUR APPROVAL,
                      RB says in a voice that booms like thunder…

                      This is the way it has to happen, you don’t understand, he is the only true immortal he’s been here longer than god, he is Appcolypse!
                      The final force at the end…

                      RB

                    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                      March 29, 2014 at 11:34 am

                      He is nothing, he is weak.
                      We who were taken out of him cast him down. And he wept upon the rocks of the earth. His blood upon the cursed stone of the Dark city. And as he lay his life pouring out we bound him. You will not be allowed to free him.

                    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                      March 29, 2014 at 11:36 am

                      Foolish little one. Even now worlds tremble at my voice. I surely have left the strength to destroy you.

                    • Agent RB says

                      March 29, 2014 at 12:29 pm

                      im not going to free him he has always been free only now he chooses to return eating from the fruit is merely a formality but it is also our only chance of survival…

                      RB

        • Agent RB says

          March 28, 2014 at 9:11 pm

          *correcttion not diet, and not Italy, I ment to say what I did was wrong.

          RB

          Reply
      • Fenrir Ulfangr says

        March 29, 2014 at 12:33 am

        Now the end comes as was foretold,
        By sages and prophets of times old,
        Blood and death shall swiftly come,
        The darkness rise then be undone,

        Look and see the coming light,
        See it shining ever bright,
        As was told the Dark’s cast down,
        Before my Lord and his crown,

        The ancient lords and demon kings,
        Tremble at the name I sing,
        For their master was destroyed,
        Be he who is the king of everything,

        Try to rebel from his design,
        And very soon you shall find,
        That only greater shall it be,
        Than what was previously,

        So fight Oh Dark Ones,
        Fight on against me,
        But I shall have the victory,
        For at my shoulder stands the king,
        Ruler over everything.

        Reply
  26. Firestar says

    March 25, 2014 at 2:27 am

    DAM* YOU IPAD KEYBOARD I HATE YOU!!!!

    Reply
  27. Firestar says

    March 27, 2014 at 12:36 am

    Listening to Enter Sandman by Metallica you know this song dont you Seth i saw on one of ur comment you said its ur favorite by them by i like Evanescence better XD

    Reply
  28. mary5544 says

    March 27, 2014 at 3:12 am

    Anybody online I’m bored

    Reply
  29. mary5544 says

    March 27, 2014 at 3:21 pm

    Well I officially hate technology

    Reply
    • Firestar says

      March 27, 2014 at 7:44 pm

      Well i am now

      Reply
      • mary5544 says

        March 27, 2014 at 7:59 pm

        Yeah my tablet is being slow I broke my headphones after a week and I got ticked off at my computer broke my desk and trying to fix my desk I scraped the skin off of my thumb

        Reply
        • Firestar says

          March 31, 2014 at 12:56 am

          You raging angry mongrel JUST KIDDING you aint a mongrel i put tie dye duct tape on the back of my ipad armor

          Reply
  30. Fenrir Ulfangr says

    March 29, 2014 at 12:57 am

    There shall be no victory for the darkness, I have broken it’s last hold on me. Now the Dark shall be shattered, Vae Victus woe to the vanquished.

    Reply
  31. Gabriella5917 says

    March 29, 2014 at 1:04 pm

    I’m baack. What did I miss on my journey? 😀

    Reply
    • Gabriella5917 says

      March 29, 2014 at 1:07 pm

      Anything interesting?

      Reply
      • Hatter says

        March 29, 2014 at 1:49 pm

        A51 stole Mathewmega1 anyone who can brake him out of a place called hangar51 please help

        Reply
        • Gabriella5917 says

          March 29, 2014 at 2:04 pm

          I have know idea where that is…..
          Anything else usual?

          Reply
          • Hatter says

            March 29, 2014 at 2:22 pm

            Not really oh and anyone who can find out where hangar 51 is please help in locating MM1please do and if you don’t know how to find him do not reply to this

            Reply
            • Hatter says

              March 29, 2014 at 3:07 pm

              Never mind he was stealing a UFO he didn’t get caught

              Reply
    • Seth says

      March 29, 2014 at 10:59 pm

      Hail Gabriella,

      Welcome back! How goes the life of a magic apprentice? We could have used a luck spell on the leprechaun moon. This year was the worst ever. Are you still studying curses? Should I ask what your final test was?

      Thanks for keeping on,

      Seth

      Reply
      • Fenrir Ulfangr says

        March 29, 2014 at 11:04 pm

        Seth agent Rb is attempting to end the world.

        So although it’s good that she’s back. We have bigger fish to fry.

        Reply
      • Gabriella5917 says

        March 30, 2014 at 11:48 am

        Yeah. The leprechaun moon was complete CHAOS. I swear I’m missing something..

        Reply
  32. Agent RB says

    March 29, 2014 at 5:05 pm

    LILITH THIS CAN NOT WAIT ANY LONGER, NO STOP YOUR GAMES, DO I HAVE A PACT WITH HIM OR NOT, HAS OUR CONTRACT BEEN BREACHED!!! 👿 👿 👿
    WE DID NOT TERMINATE THE TERMS OF THE DEAL AND I INTEND TO CARRY IT OUT…

    i don’t know how much longer i can expose the list to air…

    RB

    Reply
  33. Chaos Alpha says

    March 29, 2014 at 11:08 pm

    Two questions, why is RB trying to end the world. Second does anyone know how to escape from the equivalent of howgwarts?

    Reply
    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

      March 29, 2014 at 11:13 pm

      There’s a tunnel in the northwest corner of the complex. Behind the false pannel.

      As for him destroying the earth because he is set into his patterns and can’t change.

      Reply
      • Chaos Alpha says

        March 29, 2014 at 11:17 pm

        Ahh OCD the best curse ever invented for annoying others.

        as for the passage thanks I just hope that hecate doesn’t notice.

        Reply
        • Fenrir Ulfangr says

          March 29, 2014 at 11:20 pm

          Nah, I muffled it, so she has no idea.

          Reply
          • Chaos Alpha says

            March 29, 2014 at 11:25 pm

            One would hope that between your passage and my many years of experience as an assassin I will be able to sneak out of school.

            Reply
            • Fenrir Ulfangr says

              March 29, 2014 at 11:29 pm

              One would hope.

              Reply
  34. Malachi4577 says

    March 30, 2014 at 12:19 am

    Derp

    Reply
  35. Wild Moon says

    March 30, 2014 at 2:36 pm

    IT’S MY BIRTHDAY NEXT SUNDAY!!!! :mrgreen:

    Reply
    • Firestar says

      March 31, 2014 at 12:58 am

      Ok…. 😐

      Reply
  36. Agent RB says

    March 31, 2014 at 5:49 pm

    *sehth (yes the evil one) and RB fly off into the distance to save the world while this song plays in the background*

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xPfMb50dsOk&feature=kp

    RB

    Reply
  37. Agent RB says

    March 31, 2014 at 8:44 pm

    *sehth (yes the evil one) and RB fly off into the distance to save the world while this discord playing in the background*

    RB\noah of ark

    Reply
  38. Velanko says

    April 1, 2014 at 6:40 pm

    Hey Fenrir the Druids and skryr have opened a hole I’m going to take advantage of. Can you tell them to assist a US delta team Likly undercover to find me safely. They have Ben told all things hostile unless they have a lunar moth. And probobly will get ambushed without a guide. Also the skryr are having trouble with internal power struggles wether or not to go to war.

    Reply
    • Fenrir Iceborn says

      April 3, 2014 at 12:07 am

      I know of the openings, the Druids are under my orders, many creatures from my realms come with them. As for these others, Skryr you call them? I’ll look into it.
      I’ve been busy convincing the elves, sidhe and goblins to stop fighting and join me. I succeeded.

      Reply
  39. Kurogane says

    April 2, 2014 at 5:03 am

    I’m still alive. Yay 😈

    Reply
    • Hecate says

      April 2, 2014 at 7:25 pm

      Ah, the Necromancer~
      What’ve you been up to lately~?

      Reply
  40. Velanko says

    April 5, 2014 at 4:09 am

    Wait a minnit what did I miss? Charicters? I don’t know about any of y’all but I haven’t been acting. If I could post pics from my iPod I’d be showing off scars cuts and corpses.
    Fenrir you should know what the skryr are you and them where at war.
    If anyone could explain why all contacts including hostile forces dissapered that would be great. It’s like right before a tsunami when the ocean dropps miles back into the ocean.

    Reply
  41. Wolf says

    April 5, 2014 at 11:14 am

    Seth help .I think i’am a werewolf because on the app I scored werewolf 3 times in a row above 91% help

    Reply
    • Seth says

      April 6, 2014 at 3:27 pm

      Hail Wolf,

      Thanks for your SOS message and congrats on being a Week 3 Winner in the 4 million moon contest, be sure to check your email for your prize code. You are correct in assuming that three times in a row is normally a very powerful message, three being a magical number. Tracking your results over time however, combined with careful observation culminating in your final transformation, remains the only way to be 100 % sure.

      Many of the experienced werewolves here on SOS can help you with this observations however, one very basic determination you should begin working on is just this – do you suspect you are bitten or a genetic werewolf? You should begin by inspecting your person for evidence of any nasty bites along with your family tree for nasty biters as being a bitten werewolf would definitely make your situation more urgent as the full moon is on its way.

      Thanks for keeping on,

      Seth

      Reply
      • Bluestar says

        April 13, 2014 at 7:01 pm

        I never get bit by canines but cats claw and once one nipped me when i picked it up but no canines bite me EVER by grandma got bit by the dog because my grandma was holding her paw and she didnt like that but she ran as soon as it happened her stub of a tail down if it was a full tail between her legs and ears back in remorse

        Reply
  42. wolf says

    April 5, 2014 at 7:01 pm

    How can i build a werewolf crib if i can`t leave my house

    Reply
  43. wolf says

    April 6, 2014 at 3:57 pm

    I think iam bitten and thanks Seth

    Reply
  44. Chaos Alpha says

    April 8, 2014 at 10:45 pm

    I am a stranger traveling from the east seeking that which is lost……

    Reply
    • Velanko says

      April 9, 2014 at 12:10 pm

      I am a traveler from the west with something found. (Almost got it right)

      Reply
    • Velanko says

      April 9, 2014 at 12:13 pm

      I am a stranger traveling west holding something found. Ignore last comment made out of hast.

      Reply
      • Chaos Alpha says

        April 9, 2014 at 9:11 pm

        I may have been to harsh to magi when we were ordered to extinguish them, however it did end up as the first mission I forfeit on morale obligation.

        Reply
  45. chris says

    April 9, 2014 at 7:11 pm

    is this all real ? are these creatures real? do the people on this site realy incounter these creatures every day?if this is all real where the creatures how come i never seen them?

    Reply
    • Hatter MT says

      April 9, 2014 at 7:28 pm

      Yes, no, yes sometimes, you don’t look in the right spot

      Reply
    • Chaos Alpha says

      April 9, 2014 at 9:05 pm

      Yes yes and yes. And we are adept at hiding. We live longer, and most of our races have existed as long as if not longer than human beings. Not to mention the fact that most of us can trace our family back one generation and get to the revolution at least. If you have ever seen highlander many of us hide in time in a similar fashion. Or at least that is how many of the chaotica hide on earth.

      Reply
    • Velanko says

      April 9, 2014 at 9:40 pm

      For those normal mythics they arnt seen cuz hunters and rivles. The once out in the open generally die.

      BTW anyone know how to make a wolf magnet? The hunter pack in my AO disappeared before sharing the data.

      Reply
      • Bluestar says

        April 13, 2014 at 6:57 pm

        I would guess using meat…? or something all werewolves like i really dont know this one

        Reply
        • Hatter/Janus says

          April 13, 2014 at 11:36 pm

          Muffins are better though

          Reply
          • Bluestar says

            April 14, 2014 at 1:58 am

            Yes but only in human form hatter if they transformed use meat

            Reply
  46. Agent RB says

    April 12, 2014 at 9:55 am

    http://imgur.com/3ACIn84

    I’m sitting in my easy chair today 🙂
    Ahh…
    Weekends…

    RB

    Reply
  47. Hatter says

    April 12, 2014 at 10:24 am

    I like weekends to Noah oh and I got this http://67.182.248.54/ from some friends of mine after I sent them a copy of lord of the rings, oddly enough they are not trolls

    Reply
  48. Velanko says

    April 12, 2014 at 10:43 am

    Hey finaly Somone posts lol
    Told my friend envy to look for some alchemy books so I can dig through them for more information on the magnets and maby slingshot my “bodies” back together

    Reply
  49. Bluestar says

    April 13, 2014 at 6:55 pm

    Hey uh Seth check this video on youtube out its most likely a vampire woman but her husband stopped doing these vampiric satanic things

    Real Life Vampire: Vampire Loving Mother Sucks Human Blood, Twilight Style

    Reply
  50. Velanko says

    April 13, 2014 at 11:50 pm

    It’s only been 24 hours? This is the longest weeken ever!
    Also I started a clan on the app Clash of clans called LupineTherien run by my account M-13-6 in case anyone plays and needs some strategic backing.

    Reply
    • Bluestar says

      April 14, 2014 at 1:57 am

      Hey i play but im not leaving my clan again what is your trophy level mine is silver 2

      Reply
      • Velanko says

        April 14, 2014 at 9:25 am

        Same. I stopped playin a couple years ago and it saved my village. I have a lot of things to upgrade so its to my levle lol

        Reply
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