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Werewolves: You May Be Dealing With A Werewolf

October 7, 2011 By Seth 40,804 Comments

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1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.

2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.

3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.

4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.

5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.

If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.

6. If you can’t beat them –  survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!

~~~ If  The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~

As you may already know, current pathogenic research distinguishes acquired lycanthropy or “bitten werewolves” from genetic lycanthropic tendencies. So the first question to ask yourself is, are any of your parents or siblings werewolves?  Has there been a resurgence of ancestral threats i.e.: vampires in your community? There are many genetic werewolves on this site who know more than I do about this. You can read their comments below.

However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.

In Stage I you will have a cut or wound that won’t heal normally and that you can’t exactly remember how you got it. Anecdotal reports indicate that dousing the wound with a simple colloidal silver solution from a health food store within 24 hours of infection could actually prevent the lycanthropic mutagens from spreading to your stem cells. If 24 hours has passed, you will notice your immune system begins to work overtime. This will look like a very severe cold. Are you suddenly sweaty for no apparent reason? You will spike a unaturally high fever, maybe even over 100 degrees according to some reports. You can try Tylenol but it won’t help this fever. You may vomit. Your friends and family will try to take you to the hospital but this is not advisable as Area 51 has doctors in every one. This stage is said to last for three to five days, depending on the phase of the moon.

In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.

Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO!  It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.

Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!

And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!

For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.

You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.

Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine

 Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:

WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.

 WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:

 LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:

This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.

 

 

 

by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com

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  1. Agharna Phellan says

    January 28, 2014 at 11:32 pm

    Bleh…

    Reply
  2. Agharna Phellan says

    January 29, 2014 at 1:06 am

    -looks back down at my bass and returns to playing it-

    Reply
    • Alex says

      January 29, 2014 at 2:52 pm

      Hey.

      Reply
      • Agharna Phellan says

        January 29, 2014 at 6:18 pm

        Hey Alex…

        Reply
        • Mr. Mutt says

          January 29, 2014 at 11:26 pm

          Well it looks like we are all suckers for this site. Evening Alex, AP.

          Reply
          • Fenrir Ulfangr says

            January 30, 2014 at 12:18 am

            Hello

            Reply
          • The Reaper says

            January 30, 2014 at 12:32 am

            Monsieur Mutt, you have returned!

            Reply
          • Agharna Phellan says

            January 30, 2014 at 1:30 am

            Oh… I thought the next survivor to return would have been Z or the Doctor…

            Reply
            • Mr. Mutt says

              January 30, 2014 at 7:51 am

              Z is gone permanently. To many bad memories. Truth be told this place brings up bad memeories for me as well. But you have to keep moving! Dont look back, only look forwards! Hello everyone, yes i have returned. Nice to see you all again.

              Reply
              • Agharna Phellan says

                January 30, 2014 at 7:56 am

                I wish I could say the same… I suppose it could be worse, though. There are individuals which I would rather not see even more than you.

                Reply
                • Mr. Mutt says

                  January 30, 2014 at 8:34 pm

                  And as little as i enjoy your company there is one person who i dislike above all others. Luckily shes not here.

                  Reply
                  • Agharna Phellan says

                    January 30, 2014 at 8:42 pm

                    I won’t ask who because I don’t care, but if it was a coincidence I would have to laugh. Not at you, but for coincidence’s sake.

                    Reply
                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      January 30, 2014 at 9:19 pm

                      Id be willing to put money on it being the same. And coincedamce has nothing to do with it.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      January 30, 2014 at 10:16 pm

                      What money? You’re a bum. You only continue to come here because it’s the only place you can go where people actually acknowledge you. So, why don’t you go back to the streets, beggar. You’re nothing, but an attention glutton and a tart when it comes to power. You’re a nuisance, you’re obnoxious, predictable, and I do not care for you, you poor excuse for a survivor.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      January 30, 2014 at 10:16 pm

                      What money? You’re a bum. You only continue to come here because it’s the only place you can go where people actually acknowledge you. So, why don’t you go back to the streets, beggar. You’re nothing, but an attention glutton and a tart when it comes to power. You’re a nuisance, you’re obnoxious, predictable, and I do not care for you, you poor excuse for a survivor.

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      January 31, 2014 at 1:28 am

                      Ah i did truly miss your pathetic attempts to put me down. Nice to be back AP.

                  • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                    January 30, 2014 at 10:14 pm

                    I actually do want to know who.

                    Reply
                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      January 30, 2014 at 11:32 pm

                      Good for you.

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      January 31, 2014 at 1:30 am

                      Its no one you know Fenrir. She came and left long before your time.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      January 31, 2014 at 1:47 am

                      Just like Mutt’s brain. I take it back. He never had one to begin with and furthermore has no chance against someone like me who once ran things around here. And, Mutt, your name representative of your sub-species being, we don’t share a grudge against a similar person. For we share nothing in common including friends. I can guarantee that.

                    • The Reaper says

                      January 31, 2014 at 3:03 am

                      Fenrir is referring to the Cyborg Zombie Dragon known as Zyboragon yes? If so, I believe I hath answered his question.

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      January 31, 2014 at 9:05 am

                      Is that the best you can do AP? You really have lost your touch.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      January 31, 2014 at 9:29 am

                      No, I just would rather save my breath, time, energy, and vulgar vocabulary on a subject whom is actually worth it. You, on the other hand, are the epitome of the word ‘useless’. You are a thorn in my side and I’m rather tired of your presence. Please leave before I have to change my methods of ridding my life of you by going down a path I seldom follow anymore.

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      January 31, 2014 at 9:53 am

                      I dont think I will. Im having way to much fun causing you misery. Especially since there is literally nothing you can say or do that will cause me any measure of discomfort.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      January 31, 2014 at 9:59 am

                      I believe I can think of a few things, however, even I’m not that cruel… Or am I? After all, you’re the thorn in my side that isn’t as big a nuisance as she who shall not be named, but you’re a pest. You’re the Scotland to my Rome. You’re not my undoing, but you’re an obnoxious entity that I need to destroy if I am ever to continue my greatness.

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      January 31, 2014 at 10:49 am

                      Well aren’t we full of ourselves? You rising to greatness is as likely as me winning the Super Bowl. And I’d much prefer to be Ireland. Those Scots are the lesser Celts.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      January 31, 2014 at 11:00 am

                      The Irish haven’t accomplished anything since the invention of ale. They’re lazy lushes and Catholics and they could not keep the common decency to stay in the UK. And the Scots beat the Romans and the English. Who’s the lesser Celts?

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      January 31, 2014 at 11:31 am

                      The Irish drove the English from there shores and became a free nation. The Scots are still in chains. And your quite wrong. The Irish have accomplished much since the invention of ale. Such as the invention of Guinness.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      January 31, 2014 at 11:43 am

                      You’re as incompetent as the Irish. You’re a buffoon just like the entire Irish population.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      January 31, 2014 at 12:28 pm

                      I’m so tired that I’m repeating myself so I’m done for now…

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      January 31, 2014 at 12:43 pm

                      Good come back when you have some decent insults. This really wasn’t up to par at all.

                    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                      January 31, 2014 at 10:13 pm

                      AP if you keep making fun of Irish people, I’m going to feed you to a kelpy. Oh and you possibly angered every living Sidhe.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      January 31, 2014 at 10:28 pm

                      Then, don’t disrespect the Scots by calling them the lesser Celts and I won’t have to.

              • Lilith says

                January 30, 2014 at 11:58 am

                Pleasure to make your acquaintance

                Reply
                • Agharna Phellan says

                  January 30, 2014 at 5:38 pm

                  Bollocks…

                  Reply
                  • Hatter says

                    January 31, 2014 at 9:27 pm

                    No Lilith and I’m hatter

                    Reply
          • Chaos Alpha says

            January 30, 2014 at 7:06 am

            Aww it feels like a family reunion, you know but in a family were every day someone wants someone new dead or is protecting someone. So a fairly normal family.

            Reply
          • Chaos Alpha says

            January 30, 2014 at 7:07 am

            Welcome back Mr. Mutt.

            Reply
  3. Kurogane says

    January 30, 2014 at 7:13 am

    Ok………I’m currently in Delhi or Vegas. Not really sure. Oh well.

    Reply
    • Scarlett Lupa says

      January 30, 2014 at 11:58 am

      Why?

      Reply
    • Seth says

      February 2, 2014 at 6:19 pm

      Hail Kurogane,

      Thanks for checking in from where ever you are. Glad to know you are watching the road for possessed vehicles. Especially if you’re the one possessing it, like with a truckload of demonic pest for sale or something. Are you a demonic pet dealer?

      If so, what does a Groundhog Day demon go for?

      Seth

      Reply
      • Kurogane says

        February 10, 2014 at 7:34 am

        I’m not a demonic pet dealer.but what I do know is that a demonic groundog goes for 2angel tears or a cup of troll dandruff.

        Reply
  4. mary5544 says

    January 31, 2014 at 2:58 am

    Anybody online

    Reply
    • Agharna Phellan says

      January 31, 2014 at 3:09 am

      Hey

      Reply
      • mary5544 says

        January 31, 2014 at 3:11 am

        Hello

        Reply
        • Agharna Phellan says

          January 31, 2014 at 3:12 am

          How are you?

          Reply
          • mary5544 says

            January 31, 2014 at 3:13 am

            Good I guess u

            Reply
            • Agharna Phellan says

              January 31, 2014 at 3:19 am

              The same I suppose. I apologize for interjecting into your business yesterday. It was not of my concern or my place and I’m sorry.

              Reply
              • mary5544 says

                January 31, 2014 at 3:31 am

                Its fine u don’t have to apologize

                Reply
                • Agharna Phellan says

                  January 31, 2014 at 3:33 am

                  Are you sure?

                  Reply
                  • mary5544 says

                    January 31, 2014 at 3:41 am

                    Yes I’m sure

                    Reply
                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      January 31, 2014 at 3:47 am

                      Alright. 🙂

                    • mary5544 says

                      January 31, 2014 at 3:50 am

                      I’m actually really nice as long as u watch out for my temper

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      January 31, 2014 at 3:51 am

                      I can tell.

                    • mary5544 says

                      January 31, 2014 at 3:54 am

                      Um u haven’t seen my temper like Tuesday I got ticked off for some reason kicked a wall and almost broke my foot

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      January 31, 2014 at 3:55 am

                      Oh… You just don’t seem like someone who would have a temper.

                    • mary5544 says

                      January 31, 2014 at 3:56 am

                      Yup like I said I’m a sweet as can be as long as u avoid making me mad

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      January 31, 2014 at 3:58 am

                      Fair enough. I think I can handle that. 🙄

                    • mary5544 says

                      January 31, 2014 at 4:05 am

                      So if I start getting violent or start acting crazy that means I’m ticked off

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      January 31, 2014 at 4:18 am

                      And what should I do in the case of that happening?

                    • mary5544 says

                      January 31, 2014 at 4:21 am

                      Either try and tell me what was wrong with the reason I got mad or start yelling at me

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      January 31, 2014 at 4:23 am

                      Neither of those seem like the right way to go about it… What if you’re right to get angry?

                    • mary5544 says

                      January 31, 2014 at 4:24 am

                      Then yell at me to calm down

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      January 31, 2014 at 8:34 am

                      I can’t just let you vent…?

                    • mary5544 says

                      January 31, 2014 at 10:23 am

                      Not the best idea because then I start punching things

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      January 31, 2014 at 10:28 am

                      Well… Punch Mutt. That would be funny. I would laugh anyways.

                    • mary5544 says

                      January 31, 2014 at 10:35 am

                      Not a good idea I don’t really feel like getting into a fight since my foot is still messed up

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      January 31, 2014 at 10:36 am

                      You could hit him with a crutch. 😆

                    • mary5544 says

                      January 31, 2014 at 10:39 am

                      I’m not really in the mood for a fight though

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      January 31, 2014 at 10:40 am

                      oh lol

  5. Velanko says

    January 31, 2014 at 11:18 am

    Finally. All soul shards have Ben collected and combined. Now what.

    And I thaught no one could be worse than order man was I wrong lol. AP why do we still a knolage your existence anyway? As far as iv seen you’ve only proven that you can read comments and rip them off as physiological readings. Oh and theirs some chain fires that sprung up probobly should do something about them…

    Reply
    • Agharna Phellan says

      February 1, 2014 at 2:46 am

      Because without my opinion, this place would have nothing to complain about and would become boring to the point where you’d all get sick of each other and leave. Believe me, it’s happened once before.

      Reply
      • The Reaper says

        February 1, 2014 at 6:12 pm

        Just for the record, I’m already sick of Velanko and the Hatter. 🙄 🙄 🙄

        Reply
        • Hatter says

          February 1, 2014 at 6:34 pm

          But then again me and Velanko won’t even die if you rip our souls out so I think it’s just a stupid idea of yours

          Reply
          • Hatter says

            February 1, 2014 at 9:41 pm

            Oh an check near canada next time your on duty

            Reply
        • Lilith says

          February 1, 2014 at 6:50 pm

          Not me though right 😉

          Reply
          • The Reaper says

            February 1, 2014 at 6:55 pm

            Yeah, your cool Lilith.

            Reply
            • Lilith says

              February 1, 2014 at 7:01 pm

              FINALLY ACCEPTANCE! I will go sacrifice a village of platypus people in you name 😈
              That’s what friends are supposed to do right? Or is that what zealots do? I can hardly remember anymore 😕

              Reply
              • Agharna Phellan says

                February 1, 2014 at 8:12 pm

                As long as you don’t sacrifice marmosets, we will all remain friends.

                Reply
                • Lilith says

                  February 1, 2014 at 8:53 pm

                  Friends… *inches closer to AP* Friends forEVER…

                  Reply
                  • Agharna Phellan says

                    February 2, 2014 at 7:43 am

                    Sure…

                    Reply
        • Velanko says

          February 1, 2014 at 8:19 pm

          Oh your just mad cuz with my spirit and bodie how that are you can’t “reap” me. Possibly on account of trapping a horse man in RX-12. >:}

          Reply
          • The Reaper says

            February 1, 2014 at 8:25 pm

            Nope, I just genuinely don’t like you, and your personality. Oh, Lilith, I’d really just prefer it if you buried a sprite and a baconator. The underworld sucks. All I have is pomengranites while I’m on duty.

            Reply
            • Lilith says

              February 1, 2014 at 8:52 pm

              Ok that works

              Reply
            • Hatter says

              February 1, 2014 at 8:54 pm

              Hey I’m not half bad when you get to know me

              Reply
              • The Reaper says

                February 1, 2014 at 8:59 pm

                I already know you, I just really dislike you. No offence or anything. 🙄

                Reply
                • Hatter says

                  February 1, 2014 at 9:34 pm

                  None taken

                  Reply
                • Lilith says

                  February 1, 2014 at 9:57 pm

                  It’s cool Reaper, there’s certain on here I can’t stand, certain Mary Sues who just need to sit down 👿
                  You’re cool in my book though, Hatter.

                  Reply
                  • Hatter says

                    February 1, 2014 at 10:05 pm

                    *smiles showing bloody fangs* good to know and also good night

                    Reply
          • Lilith says

            February 1, 2014 at 8:51 pm

            COUGH you’re welcome COUGH COUGH

            Reply
            • Velanko says

              February 1, 2014 at 10:37 pm

              For what exactly? Thanks for givin me a reason to gather my soul but also dislike for these infernal dreems. Nothing changed. Bodie still stuck in the valis and my spirit is still in limbo. I just have to meditate to acces it.
              Reaper: fair enough.
              Nightshade: that’s going to kill me… I know who said it…. What was his name….. Damnit I lost it…

              Reply
    • Agharna Phellan says

      February 1, 2014 at 2:59 am

      Because I’m a glutton for pain so that you won’t leave this site so you will always survive and no one will worry about you. Because in some sick, masochistic way, I care about all of you surviving and I let myself be cannon fodder so that you’ll never tire of the presence of your fellow survivors. Because I play the bad guy, you stay entertained. So, let that sink in to your thick skull. You acknowledge me because of your self-righteousness. I play the bad guy so no one else has to and I ask nothing in return except that you stay. So, quit bothering me with your nonsensical questions before I tire of you and leave again.

      Reply
  6. Nightshade says

    February 1, 2014 at 10:58 am

    WORDS OF WISDOM

    “Be strong enough to stand alone, be yourself enough to stand apart, but be wise enough to stand together when the time comes”
    -anonymous

    Reply
  7. Agharna Phellan says

    February 2, 2014 at 1:02 pm

    Every day’s a blessing… 🙄

    Reply
  8. UndeadDinosaur says

    February 2, 2014 at 6:14 pm

    Herow

    Reply
    • Hatter says

      February 2, 2014 at 7:52 pm

      Oh no a dinosaur

      Reply
      • UndeadDinosaur says

        February 2, 2014 at 8:09 pm

        I might be a friendly dinosaur…..but who knows.

        Reply
        • Janus says

          February 2, 2014 at 8:18 pm

          I do and you seem like a high functioning zombie.

          Reply
          • UndeadDinosaur says

            February 2, 2014 at 8:22 pm

            Not zombie…. Undead solidier.

            Reply
            • Janus says

              February 2, 2014 at 8:23 pm

              And the difference is …………………………………………………………..nothing

              Reply
              • UndeadDinosaur says

                February 2, 2014 at 8:25 pm

                The difference is well an undead solidier is someone who likes Holywood Undead. And I’m a dinosaur.

                Reply
                • Janus says

                  February 2, 2014 at 8:28 pm

                  So no real difference

                  Reply
                  • UndeadDinosaur says

                    February 2, 2014 at 8:30 pm

                    Sure….but how do I change my pic?

                    Reply
                    • Janus says

                      February 2, 2014 at 8:36 pm

                      That’s such a common question I think it’s one of the FAQs

                    • UndeadDinosaur says

                      February 2, 2014 at 8:43 pm

                      Mmm thank u

                    • Janus says

                      February 2, 2014 at 8:48 pm

                      No problem undead dinosaur

                    • UndeadDinosaur says

                      February 2, 2014 at 8:50 pm

                      Uh huh huh

                    • UndeadDinosaur says

                      February 2, 2014 at 8:54 pm

                      It it’s just how I laugh

                    • Janus says

                      February 2, 2014 at 8:53 pm

                      ?

                    • Janus says

                      February 2, 2014 at 9:02 pm

                      Ok

  9. The Reaper says

    February 2, 2014 at 7:42 pm

    Well, Seth, Figure skater Marissa Castelli, is most definitely a werewolf competing in the Olympics. And I’m unsure here, but Vladislav Antonov is either a werewolf or a vampire in the Olympics. Either way, the Supernatural will be representing themselves in the Olympics. Reapers are set in the stands, most wearing masks to hide their appearance in the crowd.

    Hope this helps,
    Reaper

    Reply
    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

      February 3, 2014 at 12:28 am

      There are actually a few more Reaper.

      Reply
      • Lilith says

        February 3, 2014 at 8:55 am

        So Fenrir I heard Skadi was gonna compete in the high-jump

        Reply
        • Fenrir Ulfangr says

          February 3, 2014 at 5:11 pm

          Don’t know about that, but there are several different athletes who are part frost giant.

          Reply
        • Fenrir Ulfangr says

          February 3, 2014 at 5:12 pm

          And nah she competes in skiing and plays a clarinet.

          Reply
  10. UndeadDinosaur says

    February 2, 2014 at 9:03 pm

    Yep it is okaiii ^_^

    Reply
    • Janus says

      February 2, 2014 at 9:09 pm

      You might want to try typing out “ha ha ha ha” or “lol” when you want to show laughing

      Reply
  11. Malachi4577 says

    February 3, 2014 at 1:25 am

    F*** society im going to be a mountain man

    Reply
  12. Alex says

    February 3, 2014 at 2:18 pm

    This is Alex! Rainbows make me cry!

    Reply
    • Janus says

      February 3, 2014 at 3:53 pm

      Y

      Reply
      • Agharna Phellan says

        February 3, 2014 at 5:07 pm

        Because porcupines are Jesus. Duh.

        Reply
        • Hatter says

          February 3, 2014 at 6:31 pm

          That makes no sense

          Reply
        • UndeadDinosaur says

          February 3, 2014 at 6:33 pm

          I agree with that porcupines are pretty Jesus yo

          Reply
      • Agharna Phellan says

        February 3, 2014 at 5:14 pm

        Because throw the cheese.

        Reply
  13. Fenrir Ulfangr says

    February 3, 2014 at 5:45 pm

    When kings and queens have met their bane,
    Long after all mankind is slain,
    Still in the forests there we reign,
    On until the end of days

    Reply
  14. UndeadDinosaur says

    February 3, 2014 at 6:34 pm

    Porcupines are pretty Jesus dood

    Reply
    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

      February 3, 2014 at 11:07 pm

      No their not, that’s about as far from Jesus as you can get except maybe the Reaper.

      Reply
      • The Reaper says

        February 3, 2014 at 11:32 pm

        HEY! I’m actually a fallen angel, so in those terms me and the son of god are a lot alike. I just have more flaws and instead of healing people I put them out of their misery.

        Reply
        • Fenrir Ulfangr says

          February 4, 2014 at 6:10 pm

          Yes, yes the final gift death. We get it. I was just trying to make a point.

          Reply
        • Kurogane says

          February 10, 2014 at 7:38 am

          Would you mind giving me a few of your feathers or maybe a vial or a hundred of your blood?…,
          Please…..

          Reply
          • Azrael the Unfallen says

            February 10, 2014 at 2:46 pm

            Your the one with the zombies right? If so, I’ll give you a boot, and a proper spellbook.

            Reply
            • Agent RB says

              February 10, 2014 at 5:08 pm

              So, today being the day that the trial was supposed to be on, we still have the court room rented out and I was thinking, would you like to help me send invites to a party I’m throwing in the underworld today?

              RB

              Reply
            • Kurogane says

              February 11, 2014 at 1:27 am

              How do you know about me and my skills in necromancy.?

              Reply
              • Agent RB says

                February 11, 2014 at 5:53 pm

                Ugh… Necromancers, do you know how hard that makes my job, every soul in the underworld must be accounted for, and when you summon the dead we have to track them down take them back and write a thousand page report…

                RB

                Reply
              • Azrael the Unfallen says

                February 11, 2014 at 6:06 pm

                I’m the reaper, you know? Zombie advocate? Fallen angel? Really doesn’t care for you and most everyone except Seth and a few other acceptations?

                Reply
                • Agent RB says

                  February 11, 2014 at 6:39 pm

                  Why do you care about seth so much, mortals are dime a dozen these days, have you seen how fast they reproduce? Plus your so old his life span will seem like a blink of an eye to you. Why is he more important than the next mortal that comes along? Riddle me that reaper…

                  RB

                  Reply
                  • Azrael the Unfallen says

                    February 11, 2014 at 6:49 pm

                    Tis true, Seth is a mortal and they do reproduce like mutant demon rabbits, but… He has helped many of my friends, and many others. Hell, he, a space god names Kzazier Vetenari and I all saved the world from a thing called “The Cycle”. If it weren’t for him, not only would your job be harder but everything would be gone. Including the Underworlds.

                    Reply
                    • Agent RB says

                      February 11, 2014 at 8:27 pm

                      I’m just saying they take the gift of death for granted by tring to reach immortality, it’s not that they have to die, they get to die.

                      RB

                    • Agent RB says

                      February 11, 2014 at 9:20 pm

                      Plus, what’s the point of saving the underworld now *looks around* not much to save…

                    • Agent RB says

                      February 11, 2014 at 9:21 pm

                      Plus, what’s the point of saving the underworld now *looks around* not much to save…

                      RB

                    • Agent RB says

                      February 11, 2014 at 10:13 pm

                      You are registered as the only reaper capible of ending his life so it’s on you to reap him In the end.

                      RB

                    • The Reaper says

                      February 11, 2014 at 10:22 pm

                      You forget Kami, Half the Shinigami themselves, Kali, The Spring Hare, the old crow Morrigan, and yourself. I only register because I have to. I will not end his life.

                    • Lilith says

                      February 11, 2014 at 10:29 pm

                      Ooph, Kali, not one of my better moments

                    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                      February 11, 2014 at 10:36 pm

                      I am going to HUNT DOWN Morrigan.

                    • Lilith says

                      February 11, 2014 at 10:38 pm

                      Can I help? 😀

                    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                      February 11, 2014 at 10:42 pm

                      Probably. I am not going to let her get away though. NOT this time.

                    • Eris says

                      February 11, 2014 at 10:44 pm

                      Spoilers shes in Wisconsin… No one ever thinks to look there, I mean, why would you want to 🙄

                    • The Reaper says

                      February 11, 2014 at 10:46 pm

                      I don’t know, I like cheese and football.

                    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                      February 11, 2014 at 10:46 pm

                      Eris I’ve know that for a year now.

                    • Eris says

                      February 11, 2014 at 10:49 pm

                      THEN I CALL FOR AN ASSAULT! LET US DESTROY ALL THAT IS WISCONSIN! Oh and Morrigan I guess 😮

                    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                      February 11, 2014 at 10:52 pm

                      Unfortunately She has access to all the Dark One’s power. And I have been left considerably weakened.

                    • Eris says

                      February 11, 2014 at 10:56 pm

                      I have a marvelous idea! Take all the souls from the Underworld and burn them for all their energy! Say yes or I’ll do it myself…. Wisconsin will fall, one way or another

                    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                      February 11, 2014 at 11:01 pm

                      Why do you think we invented the inferno.

                    • Agent RB says

                      February 11, 2014 at 11:10 pm

                      Aww… HOW FREAKING CUTE… Look at that, a reaper forming emotional connections to his victims, the surface world has done you no good reaper, come rule with me down here, it’s better for the soul…

                      RB

                    • Eris says

                      February 11, 2014 at 11:10 pm

                      Wait what am I even doing, I’m chaos and I have better things to do than plot Wisconsin’s demise. Like actually bring it about! Muwahahahah!
                      Oh look a butterfly… IT SHALL PERISH IN THE FLAMES FUELED BY THE BURNING SOULS OF WISCONSIN

                    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                      February 11, 2014 at 11:13 pm

                      That made my day.

                    • Agent RB says

                      February 11, 2014 at 11:14 pm

                      No no no, Wisconsin is off limits Eris… There a procedures to be taken when destroying a mortal province, I’ll send some paper work your way… And if you try anything, the reapers will wage war against you for Wisconsin…

                      RB

                    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                      February 11, 2014 at 11:16 pm

                      There actually is a city in Michigan named hell. We looked it up it was seven degrees there today. So where I am it was colder than hell.

                    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                      February 11, 2014 at 11:18 pm

                      Really Noah, Wisconsin? Couldn’t you wait until she destroys something important. I mean California makes more cheese anyway.

                    • Eris says

                      February 11, 2014 at 11:19 pm

                      HAHAAHHA! You think you can bind chaos with rules and regulations? Don’t you get it? The world is my playground! And yours as well, you just need to learn to embrace the true freedom and forget all these rules

                    • The Reaper says

                      February 11, 2014 at 11:21 pm

                      Let’s just destroy California. They make more cheese, but did you know their main exports are Arnold Schwarzenegger and Vegans?!

                    • Agent RB says

                      February 11, 2014 at 11:21 pm

                      Wisconsin holds one of the biggest reaper stongholds in the mortal world, we can’t have her, “redecorating” so to speak…

                      RB

                    • Eris says

                      February 11, 2014 at 11:25 pm

                      Listen, I’m gonna go to Tahiti, turn all the tropical fruit I can find into people, and people into tropical fruit, and when I’m done with that I’m going after Wisconsin. I mean its not like anyone will miss it :mrgreen:

                    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                      February 11, 2014 at 11:25 pm

                      By redecorating you mean getting rid of all the reapers again and selling their bones as chew toys cause I’ve only done that twice.

                    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                      February 11, 2014 at 11:27 pm

                      And ewwwww vegans (disgusted look) do you know what protein deficiency does to people. It kills them.

                    • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

                      February 12, 2014 at 6:25 am

                      Wait reaper Mary is in California remember so if you destroy California it might cause her D eath, and you guys said I’m dangerous for her/the world then you make plans to destroy California the very state she lives in I agreed to the first idea destroying Wisconsin I mean you guys already have a reaper stronghold there so why not launch an interior assault from that area and any way even reapers get bored so why not let them do it oh and reaper the only reason I have stereotypes with what a reaper looks like is because that is what both you and society say a reaper looks like

                  • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

                    February 11, 2014 at 7:07 pm

                    Yeah your right Noah of the ark animal rights activist and former humanitarian/human why should he care about a creature that dedicated their life to making a reapers job easier I mean it’s not like Seth has actually done that much 3915607 lives saved and 3915607 less souls that have to be collected pfft who cares it’s not like he has done anything major in all 24 of his years just saved about 4 million lives is all

                    Reply
                    • Agent RB says

                      February 11, 2014 at 8:10 pm

                      Every thing human about me is gone hatter, I don’t associate with my formal self anymore, I’m a different being now, I Understand my place in the universe, it’s time that you learned yours. Plus, those lives saved were ment to be saved, their death dates were written before they were born… All I’m saying is that pretty soon his life will end and a new survivalist will step in to save the day. Ugh I can smell your sarcasm all the way down here…

                      RB

                    • Agent RB says

                      February 11, 2014 at 8:12 pm

                      Every thing human about me is gone hatter, I don’t associate with my formal self anymore, I’m a different being now, I Understand my place in the universe, it’s time that you learned yours. Plus, those lives saved were ment to be saved, their death dates were written before they were born… All I’m saying is that pretty soon his life will end and a new survivalist will step in to save the day. Ugh I can smell your sarcasm all the way down here…

                      RB/Noah of Ark

                    • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

                      February 11, 2014 at 9:34 pm

                      Ok why don’t you tell me when I’m supposed to die then Noah? I might as well try and avoid it thus causing it to happen proving you right

                    • Agent RB says

                      February 11, 2014 at 9:52 pm

                      Oh but hatter, that would ruin the surprise 🙂

                      RB/Noah of Ark

                    • Agent RB says

                      February 11, 2014 at 9:57 pm

                      I can however tell you the reaper assigned to reap you, our little friend Azreal over here will be doing the deed…

                      RB

                    • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

                      February 11, 2014 at 9:57 pm

                      Hey come on Noah you have to admit seeing me try and stop something from happening only to have it happen would be fun to watch right and anyway it’s just the day I die nothing major like the way I die or location I die in

                    • Eris says

                      February 11, 2014 at 9:59 pm

                      It is the natural order to end… so don’t you just, ya know…. not die 😉

                    • The Reaper says

                      February 11, 2014 at 10:06 pm

                      I will do no such thing! Of course, I always did like a bit of chaos myself…

                    • Agent RB says

                      February 11, 2014 at 10:19 pm

                      Uh uh uh… No spoilers hatter, let’s just say you won’t live to see the next apocalypse after this comeing one.

                      RB

                  • The Reaper says

                    February 11, 2014 at 11:16 pm

                    Better idea, let’s destroy California. Mother would be so proud. 😈

                    Reply
                    • Eris says

                      February 11, 2014 at 11:21 pm

                      I’m in. Lets wear really cheap rubber Britney Spears mask while we’re at it

                    • Agent RB says

                      February 11, 2014 at 11:24 pm

                      Fine you can destroy Cali but your filling out the paperwork reaper…

                      RB

                    • The Reaper says

                      February 11, 2014 at 11:26 pm

                      Did you just tell me what to do… 👿 I am not some “Reaper grunt” I’m freaking Thanatos! You listen to me… Eris, let’s go destroy that pitiful state that ruined beef and action movies… 😈

                    • Eris says

                      February 11, 2014 at 11:28 pm

                      Oh lets make it sink into the ocean, even though scientists keep saying its just a myth, lets just mess with them.

                    • The Reaper says

                      February 11, 2014 at 11:29 pm

                      Sounds good, and for a little added chaos, let’s raise Atlantis and bring all the fish people back to life.

                    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                      February 11, 2014 at 11:30 pm

                      That sounds fun but they would probably nuke Russia.

                    • Agent RB says

                      February 11, 2014 at 11:30 pm

                      That doesn’t mean you don’t have to do the paper work!!! It would be chaos down here if we didn’t have documentation of everything that happens everywhere!!!

                      RB

                    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                      February 11, 2014 at 11:31 pm

                      Rbc chaos seems to be their goal

                    • Eris says

                      February 11, 2014 at 11:31 pm

                      GENIUS! Posiedon will totally forgive me for that time I turned his kid into sushi

                    • The Reaper says

                      February 11, 2014 at 11:33 pm

                      Bureaucracy, haha! Yeah, that sounds fun……………………………………………………………………. Oh, sorry I fell asleep for a minute. Eris is my leader now. Well, technically I still report to Hades even though he never does anything, but I still follow Eris. 😈

                    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                      February 11, 2014 at 11:36 pm

                      Yeah Hades is a lout. Actually right now Neifelheim is considering making a hostile takeover.

                    • Agent RB says

                      February 11, 2014 at 11:37 pm

                      Corporate is going to have your A*s reaper, you know that right, gods, what the hell were they thinking when they let you loose…

                      RB

                    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                      February 11, 2014 at 11:39 pm

                      Exactly Rb what the…

                    • The Reaper says

                      February 11, 2014 at 11:41 pm

                      They released a wolf… Granted, I was tamed by the mortals… But now I’ve risen… Stay out of my path Shinigami… THANATOS HAS RETURNED! And while I may have been a Reaper once, and even an angel. I’m a freaking god now.

                    • Chaos Alpha says

                      February 12, 2014 at 2:40 am

                      My dear siblings, thanatos, eris you two are aiming too low. If your goal is to cause the most chaos then topple the order upon Olympus and it will have a domino effect on earth.

                    • The Reaper says

                      February 11, 2014 at 11:44 pm

                      They released a wolf… Granted, I was tamed by the mortals… But now I’ve risen… Stay out of my path little one.… Thanatos has returned! And while I may have been a Reaper once, and even an angel. I’m godlike now.

                    • Eris says

                      February 11, 2014 at 11:46 pm

                      Yay I win again! Just like always

                    • Lilith says

                      February 11, 2014 at 11:49 pm

                      Azrael, enough. You are are taking these gifts and squandering them like a brat. You choose right after having your flash and blood restored to go on a power mad rampage? I mean, no judgement here, I’ve done that a bunch, but seriously, this is just bad timing.

                    • The Reaper says

                      February 12, 2014 at 12:08 am

                      Come on, you invite Eris back to this world, you trick me into helping you, I get my wings back just after God left heaven, and you don’t want me to have any fun?! 🙁

                    • Agent RB says

                      February 12, 2014 at 12:21 am

                      FUN!?! Why you little brat, that is such a mortal thing to do, prove ing my point yet again, I should have you wings clipped and thrown into the abyss, did you see me go on a power rampage when I became a Shinigami, no, because I’m responsible with my power you insolent brat… Your only powerful when you know you don’t have to prove it with petty displays of force

                      RB

                    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                      February 12, 2014 at 10:16 pm

                      Actually you did go on a power mad rampage if I remember correctly, that’s what started this.

                    • Agent RB says

                      February 12, 2014 at 11:18 pm

                      What ever, Azrael is all butt hurt because he doesn’t agree with the law…

                      RB

  15. Cody1417 says

    February 4, 2014 at 7:28 pm

    How do I know when I will transform? I’m not a dragon wolf so I don’t transform on the dragon moon

    Reply
    • The Reaper says

      February 4, 2014 at 7:47 pm

      Well, either the moon of your birth, or the moon of your wolfbreed on your 16th year of age.

      Reply
      • Firestar says

        February 4, 2014 at 11:16 pm

        So ill probably transform around january 2016 then but i was born december :I

        Reply
        • The Reaper says

          February 4, 2014 at 11:42 pm

          Anything is possible I suppose.

          Reply
  16. Velanko says

    February 4, 2014 at 10:38 pm

    Hey Lilith what’s the next step I’m losing my mind over here.

    Seth: depends on the crafter. The statues are subject to the makers will. The actual creature is just looking for a place to roost in the calm. So fifty fifty.

    Reply
    • Lilith says

      February 6, 2014 at 3:37 pm

      I think we should go on the offensive… There’s an awfully large number in Death Valley…

      Reply
      • Velanko says

        February 6, 2014 at 4:09 pm

        I ment with the soul thing. I’m just as split as ever but now when I access my spirit I can use my soul as a focuse lens boosting my power 20% easy.

        Reply
      • Agent RB says

        February 11, 2014 at 6:35 pm

        Why do you care about seth so much? Mortals are dime a dozen these days? Have you seen how fast they reproduce? I honestly don’t know why he’s more important than the next mortal that comes along… Plus they get it easy, they get to die… A gift they take for granted by crying about their own mortality.

        RB

        Reply
    • Seth says

      February 8, 2014 at 11:14 pm

      Hail Velanko,

      Thanks for this survival tip. If I understand this correctly, it means that I need to know who made the gargoyle in the first place?

      I will ask mine and see what I find out.

      Thanks for keeping on,

      Seth

      Reply
  17. mary5544 says

    February 6, 2014 at 12:06 am

    Is anybody on

    Reply
    • mary5544 says

      February 6, 2014 at 1:57 am

      Reaper I would like to apologize to u

      Reply
      • The Reaper says

        February 6, 2014 at 2:15 am

        And why is that Mary?

        Reply
        • mary5544 says

          February 6, 2014 at 10:28 am

          For not listening to you

          Reply
          • The Reaper says

            February 6, 2014 at 12:46 pm

            Mary, it is your life not mine. I should have listened to you.

            Reply
            • mary5544 says

              February 6, 2014 at 6:08 pm

              I know its my life but I should have listened to you because your smarter than I am

              Reply
              • The Reaper says

                February 6, 2014 at 6:23 pm

                Don’t do this Mary….

                Reply
                • mary5544 says

                  February 6, 2014 at 6:25 pm

                  Don’t do what

                  Reply
              • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                February 6, 2014 at 6:26 pm

                Oh no you don’t, that isn’t allowed Mary

                Reply
                • mary5544 says

                  February 6, 2014 at 6:29 pm

                  What the heck are u even talking about

                  Reply
                  • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                    February 6, 2014 at 6:32 pm

                    Oh nevermind

                    Reply
                    • mary5544 says

                      February 6, 2014 at 6:34 pm

                      Wait are u talking about how I put myself down

  18. Alex says

    February 6, 2014 at 1:42 am

    Our names won’t be remembered
    If we die like trampled flowers
    I refuse to be forgotten
    Written off as less than worthless

    Scream and cry
    But none will hear you
    Plead and beg
    But none will help you
    You no longer live as cattle
    Will you rise and join the battle?

    There are beings that live off of fears
    And their words are like knives
    As they play with our lives

    They’ll try to control you
    As if they own you
    Will you let them steal your freedom?

    Channel the anger swelling inside you
    Fighting the boundary ’till you break through
    Deep in your soul there’s no hesitation
    So make yourself the one they all fear

    There is a wild fire inside you
    Burning desire you can’t extinguish
    Your crimson arrow
    Rips through the twilight
    This is the moment for war

    :^)

    Reply
    • Agharna Phellan says

      February 6, 2014 at 1:44 am

      -waves to Alex-

      Reply
      • Alex says

        February 6, 2014 at 2:04 am

        *waves back.* Hello.

        Reply
    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

      February 6, 2014 at 6:22 pm

      Crimson, Red
      Rip and Shred
      Cut and Slash
      until their Dead

      For our strength is such
      no one can stand,
      For we are Ceaseless, Endless, Strong\
      The songs we sing go on and on

      And when death comes,
      then you shall see
      I am not your enemy

      for darkness comes to kill again
      But this Time it sha meet it’s End.

      Reply
  19. Agharna Phellan says

    February 6, 2014 at 2:07 am

    -hugs his friend frailly, shaking as he does-

    Reply
    • Alex says

      February 6, 2014 at 2:10 am

      “H-hey… What’s wrong” He says, feeling you shaking.

      Reply
  20. Agharna Phellan says

    February 6, 2014 at 2:14 am

    -the liquid he drank begins wearing off as his pupils become dilated, his long hair turns to a bald head and his skin is now stretched over his bones, his bones feel as if they are glass and his knees buckle-

    Reply
    • The Reaper says

      February 6, 2014 at 2:16 am

      The Reaper watches his newfound frenemy’s odd transformation in wonder and horror, checking his list every few seconds. “Interesting…”

      Reply
      • Agent RB says

        February 6, 2014 at 8:56 am

        ive noticed something, seth hasn’t commented on either of the last two blog posts, I fear an agent of chaos might have gotten to him before the trial…

        RB

        Reply
        • Velanko says

          February 6, 2014 at 9:33 am

          Don’t say caos just say an ageant of the harbinger or “dark one” considering we have caos Alfa Fenrir me hatter ect all aligned deeply with caos in the eyes of the public.

          Reply
        • The Reaper says

          February 6, 2014 at 12:44 pm

          Seth is a busy man, he will probably start replying this weekend when he does the ‘This Week in Survival’ recap, that’s usually when he’s the most active.

          Reply
        • Chaos Alpha says

          February 6, 2014 at 10:04 pm

          Reaper is probably right, but I’m on house arest so I’ll see if my father took him captive.

          Reply
        • Seth says

          February 8, 2014 at 11:57 pm

          Hail Agent RB,

          Thanks for keeping on. As you know, a defendant is usually not allowed to communicate directly with the prosecuter but in this case I will make another small exception. While I am not entirely sure of the charges against me, please read my defence here. I hope you will let me know how it’s going, the trail. Also, I hope the verdict will tell me how to send my evil twin away for a very long time…

          Thanks for keeping on,

          Seth

          Reply
          • Agent RB says

            February 9, 2014 at 12:10 am

            You are clear seth, don’t worry, we are hunting down sehth as we speak, he smells an awful lot like you…

            RB

            Reply
          • Agent RB says

            February 9, 2014 at 12:12 am

            Also the crimes were for hosting fugitive ex reapers on this site…

            RB

            Reply
        • bluestar says

          February 13, 2014 at 7:48 pm

          You do realize it was really sehth you did all those things now i will not say the abomination of seth’s name again since SOMEBODY already did that….. They typed it three times so now you cant arrest seth after the truth has been said 😐

          Reply
          • The Reaper says

            February 13, 2014 at 8:19 pm

            I did not say Sehth’s name three times! Well, I guess I did say Sehth three times… But what kind of trouble can Sehth really cause?

            Reply
            • The Reaper says

              February 13, 2014 at 8:30 pm

              Did it again… e.e

              Reply
              • Bluestar says

                February 14, 2014 at 12:04 am

                Gee reaper do have to kill the internet now? Since you said it 6 times already

                Reply
              • Bluestar says

                February 14, 2014 at 12:14 am

                Y u keep typing it now the abomination of seth greening is gonna destroy the internet or something reaper

                Reply
                • The Reaper says

                  February 14, 2014 at 10:09 am

                  It was an accident.

                  Reply
                  • Hatter says

                    February 15, 2014 at 11:31 am

                    I said the same thing after someone asked me to explain why the guardian civil war happened

                    Reply
    • Alex says

      February 6, 2014 at 2:43 am

      He shudders, backing up slightly.

      Reply
      • Agharna Phellan says

        February 6, 2014 at 3:07 am

        -whimpers softly-
        I-I’ve been trying to hide all of you from it… I-I didn’t want any of you to worry about me…

        Reply
  21. young wolf says

    February 6, 2014 at 9:42 am

    why am I so thirsty…. I drink water still thirsty…drink milk only get worse…. drink any liquid that is consumable. Still thirsty HELP!!!!!!

    Reply
    • Velanko says

      February 6, 2014 at 10:00 am

      Time for a swim. Or shower… Should help unless your cursed.

      Reply
    • Lilith says

      February 6, 2014 at 3:39 pm

      Try blooooood

      Reply
  22. young wolf says

    February 6, 2014 at 10:59 am

    tried that 😥

    Reply
    • Agharna Phellan says

      February 6, 2014 at 12:28 pm

      Take a trip to the nearest lake, ocean, or pond. The water treatment used by humans can have negative affects on the supernatural water dwellers.

      Reply
      • young wolf says

        February 6, 2014 at 6:43 pm

        cant find one within my house are… niebor hood….. and no one is willing to lend blood sorry Lilth

        Reply
  23. Fenrir Ulfangr says

    February 6, 2014 at 6:25 pm

    Cattle die, Kin die, Houses burn to the ground,
    But one thing never Perishes the fame of a brave warrior,
    Ships go down at sea, Kingdoms turn into dust,
    But one thin outlasts them all the fame of a brave warrior.

    Reply
  24. Hatter/Janus says

    February 8, 2014 at 7:35 am

    WARNING: this full moon is also a day full of demons or daemons however you spell it so please refer to Seth’s tips on demon for more info on what to do this valentines day

    Reply
    • The Reaper says

      February 8, 2014 at 8:57 pm

      Just for the record, I have some anti-cupid precautions on my website as well.

      Reply
  25. Zereth says

    February 8, 2014 at 8:53 pm

    I’ve been gone. Can anyone tell me what’s been going on since the beginning of the year?

    Reply
    • Seth says

      February 8, 2014 at 11:07 pm

      Hail Zereth,

      Thanks for stopping by. As you may have noticed, I’m preparing for my underworld trail today for crimes unspecified, likely committed by my evil twin Sehth who was summoned to our dimension after The Reaper willfully mythspelled my named three times to summon him. You can read about that here at This Week In Survival.

      Meanwhile, if you did not get your supernatural sandwich delivery you can blame it on a rash of demon carjackings taking place around the world, which you can read about here.

      How are you keeping on out there?

      Seth

      Reply
  26. mary5544 says

    February 8, 2014 at 10:20 pm

    Does anybody have any idea why my back hurts and it hurts to breathe

    Reply
    • mary5544 says

      February 8, 2014 at 10:49 pm

      Please someone help me it hurts so badly

      Reply
      • Fenrir Ulfangr says

        February 8, 2014 at 10:54 pm

        Trying, I should be able to reduce the pain if only a little you might feal a chill

        Reply
        • mary5544 says

          February 8, 2014 at 10:56 pm

          I don’t care just please try

          Reply
          • Fenrir Ulfangr says

            February 9, 2014 at 12:19 am

            I’ve done all I can.

            Reply
  27. Agharna Phellan says

    February 9, 2014 at 8:15 pm

    You guys are soooo boring…
    -floats through the air on my back, strumming my bass-

    Reply
    • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

      February 9, 2014 at 9:07 pm

      *does random jumps care from mirror in the hat hallway landing on AP’s shoulder then falling off landing on his (hatters)back

      Reply
    • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

      February 9, 2014 at 9:07 pm

      *

      Reply
    • Velanko says

      February 9, 2014 at 11:04 pm

      *looks over at spirit dripping with the blood of a platoon of “immortals”* ya boring… Actually I have to agree all this dosent give me the thrill it did millennia ago. Anyway most of the vers is secure with the exemption of a few key points to keep them hopeing. Still waiting on the merge.

      Reply
      • Alex says

        February 10, 2014 at 1:46 am

        Ugh.

        Reply
        • mary5544 says

          February 10, 2014 at 1:55 am

          What

          Reply
          • Velanko says

            February 10, 2014 at 9:32 am

            Spelling grammar basic structure or just dosent like what I had to say. Take your pick.

            Reply
  28. mary5544 says

    February 10, 2014 at 1:14 am

    Anybody on the site

    Reply
    • Malachi4577 says

      February 10, 2014 at 1:20 am

      I am

      Reply
      • mary5544 says

        February 10, 2014 at 1:22 am

        Well what do u want to talk about

        Reply
  29. Lilith says

    February 10, 2014 at 7:37 pm

    So how are you enjoying your flesh Azrael?

    Reply
  30. Velanko says

    February 10, 2014 at 8:25 pm

    What’s it called when the planets align during a solar eclipse? I know we have a word for it but I’m drawing a blank on it and google ain’t helping…

    Reply
    • Eris says

      February 10, 2014 at 8:40 pm

      When the stars are right? Get ready for a huge influx of chaotic energies kiddies~

      Reply
    • Azrael the Unfallen says

      February 10, 2014 at 8:45 pm

      Planetary Alignment. It’s good for magic, bad for Mortals. In other words, AP, Eris, and every other chaotic/evil supernatural’s day to play. Chaos is generally a neutral force, it fights for nothing but pure enjoyment. There is good, no evil… Chaos is what controls us. Karma is what drives us. And life is what pushes us.

      Reply
      • Velanko says

        February 10, 2014 at 8:52 pm

        Well that I did know. I ment the mythic word. I keep common back to Ragnarock on account of what it caused last time.

        Reply
      • Azrael the Unfallen says

        February 10, 2014 at 9:01 pm

        Sorry, i meant no good.

        Reply
      • Noah of Ark says

        February 10, 2014 at 9:14 pm

        And death is what ends us Azreal

        Noah

        Reply
    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

      February 10, 2014 at 9:02 pm

      Planetary alignment is the correct name, But it only happens every 5936 years. The mythic name is Convergence.

      Reply
      • Velanko says

        February 10, 2014 at 9:05 pm

        I don’t think that’s it. Could just be guard slang… Thanks.

        Reply
        • Eris says

          February 10, 2014 at 9:07 pm

          The Unfurling?

          Reply
          • Velanko says

            February 10, 2014 at 9:09 pm

            Now I’m sure it’s a slang term… Nope convergence was closer.

            Reply
        • Agent RB says

          February 10, 2014 at 9:17 pm

          What do remember when I say the words, “muretos caba no shini kami”

          RB

          Reply
          • Velanko says

            February 10, 2014 at 9:22 pm

            Grassy knoll forest, flames and Somone swinging a sword at my head. And a Mexican villa lots of coke Kalashnikovs threw a frag threw the window into their stockpile… Something archane is buzzing in the back of my head and eyes… What’s that meen anyway?

            Reply
            • Agent RB says

              February 11, 2014 at 9:10 pm

              Just testing if something worked… It did….

              RB

              Reply
              • Velanko says

                February 11, 2014 at 9:36 pm

                Iv Ben blood thirsty since I read it. And antsy to boot. Hit up the hoards a bit but that only dulled the edge.

                Reply
                • Eris says

                  February 11, 2014 at 9:44 pm

                  Oh Velanko, party with me darling, and let the beast out, you can give into that savage nature, feel that primal urge to crush, devour and destroy.

                  Reply
                  • Velanko says

                    February 11, 2014 at 9:47 pm

                    I would love to. But I would née transport. As this form lacks the abilitys and I will probobly end up levled to the point where I won’t be able to stand.

                    Reply
                    • Eris says

                      February 11, 2014 at 9:49 pm

                      Shame, I could’ve made everything golden. Just call if you ever need a dance partner

                    • Velanko says

                      February 11, 2014 at 9:54 pm

                      A true shame. Underworld has party’s that top our haloween party’s.

                    • Eris says

                      February 11, 2014 at 10:05 pm

                      Lists, Assignments, Channels and– dare I say it, Checks and Balances!?
                      Is this the Underworld? Bureaucracy as far as the eye can see… So BORING 👿

                    • Velanko says

                      February 11, 2014 at 10:09 pm

                      If its going to hang till past midnight I may be able to send my spirit down and catch the tail end.

                    • The Reaper says

                      February 11, 2014 at 10:09 pm

                      Why do you think I left Eris? It sucks in the underworld.

                    • Eris says

                      February 11, 2014 at 10:25 pm

                      Well if you ever want help restoring chaos, I’m your girl

        • Chaos Alpha says

          February 10, 2014 at 9:18 pm

          That is the name velanko syzygy

          Reply
  31. Chaos Alpha says

    February 10, 2014 at 9:16 pm

    Syzygy.

    Reply
  32. Eris says

    February 10, 2014 at 9:28 pm

    Who exactly is the most powerful/strongest survivor?

    Reply
    • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

      February 10, 2014 at 10:04 pm

      That depends on how you measure power/strength

      Reply
      • Eris says

        February 10, 2014 at 10:23 pm

        Ahhhh, ok. If everyone here were to engage in a battle to the D eath who would come out victorious?

        Reply
        • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

          February 10, 2014 at 10:56 pm

          G but he likes to stay in the background and stay out of physical affairs

          Reply
          • Azrael the Unfallen says

            February 10, 2014 at 10:59 pm

            If worse came to worse, it’d be myself and Eris. At least in physical strength. Magic I’d have to throw my hat into AP’s ring. He destroyed the world twice.

            Reply
          • Velanko says

            February 10, 2014 at 11:20 pm

            I have to agree with you hatter. Unless we’re talking about two different G’s. my G scares the you know what our of me. And I could easily go toe to toe with AP. but again depends on definition of strength. My G dose make mistakes.

            Reply
            • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

              February 11, 2014 at 8:16 am

              Nope same G as in God and there is only one of him unless he cloned himself successfully yet

              Reply
              • Velanko says

                February 11, 2014 at 9:33 am

                Ya were talking about two different G’s. I’m talking about my commander. He’s as mortal as a human.

                Reply
              • Eris says

                February 11, 2014 at 4:24 pm

                Hahaaha!

                Reply
                • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

                  February 11, 2014 at 4:59 pm

                  Gnat

                  Reply
                  • Eris says

                    February 11, 2014 at 7:36 pm

                    Oh that’s even better Hatter! Because gnat starts with a G 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

                    Reply
                    • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

                      February 11, 2014 at 7:42 pm

                      I’m also known as Janus you know but because your annoying me you can call me Ricky

                    • Eris says

                      February 11, 2014 at 7:44 pm

                      …okie, hiya Ricky whats up

                    • Eris says

                      February 11, 2014 at 7:49 pm

                      *you’re

                    • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

                      February 11, 2014 at 7:50 pm

                      Nothing much how about you leave

                    • Eris says

                      February 11, 2014 at 8:07 pm

                      Oh don’t be such a sourpuss life’s all about having fun!

                    • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

                      February 11, 2014 at 8:11 pm

                      Said Chaos incarnate to the god of choices

                    • Eris says

                      February 11, 2014 at 8:13 pm

                      Touché

                    • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

                      February 11, 2014 at 8:14 pm

                      Yay I win

                    • Eris says

                      February 11, 2014 at 8:15 pm

                      I think you’re pretty awesome, individual choice is one of the main pillars through which chaos can exist within a society

                    • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

                      February 11, 2014 at 8:18 pm

                      Hecate, Eris is doing it again

                    • Chaos Alpha says

                      February 11, 2014 at 8:24 pm

                      No not hecate, she is always complaining about the fact that I chose weapons above magic.

                    • Eris says

                      February 11, 2014 at 8:28 pm

                      Chaos…
                      *twitches*
                      Chaos! CHAOS!
                      *convulses on the ground*
                      CHAOOOOOOOOOOS

                    • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

                      February 11, 2014 at 8:31 pm

                      She is the goddess of magyk and the crossroads who did you expect me to call when someone starts talking about something retaliated to choices Dionysus no of course not oh and weapons was a good choice

                    • Lilith says

                      February 11, 2014 at 9:25 pm

                      Ah, Hecate. I took on her name for awhile, I’m not her of course, but she was a fun part to play…

                    • Thanatos says

                      February 11, 2014 at 9:30 pm

                      I don’t know, Dionysus is pretty cool.

                      But that Thanatos guy. Am I right?

                    • Lilith says

                      February 11, 2014 at 9:30 pm

                      Ah, Hecate. I took on her name for awhile, I’m not her of course, but she was a fun part to play~

                    • The Reaper says

                      February 11, 2014 at 9:32 pm

                      Going back to my old name. Anyway, I would have called Dionysus. God I love that guy… Although, you could’ve called Thanatos. *Cough Cough Nudge Nudge*

                    • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

                      February 11, 2014 at 9:38 pm

                      Chaos incarnate vs. Dionysus winner chaos incarnate
                      Chaos incarnate vs. Thanatos winner chaos incarnate
                      Chaos incarnate vs. Hecate Winner Hecate

                      That’s why I called for Hecate

                    • Eris says

                      February 11, 2014 at 9:47 pm

                      The pure incarnation of magic? Magic could be considered chaos where as technology order imposed on nature…. but no I she would kick my metaphysical baut

                    • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

                      February 11, 2014 at 9:52 pm

                      I’m just saying that magyk beats chaos, wine and d eath however are chaotic in themselves thus chaos would win

                    • Eris says

                      February 11, 2014 at 9:57 pm

                      Very true Hatter. Unless it wasn’t…. Too bad I don’t know how to do that.
                      Or do I? 😈
                      Except I don’t 👿
                      ONE DAYYYYYYYYY….
                      Or not 😥

    • Chaos Alpha says

      February 10, 2014 at 10:23 pm

      At one point Z hands down. Know who knows

      Reply
      • Eris says

        February 10, 2014 at 10:27 pm

        …Chaos Alpha? What does your name signify??

        Reply
        • Azrael the Unfallen says

          February 10, 2014 at 10:46 pm

          He is the Alpha of the Chaos Wolves.

          Reply
        • Chaos Alpha says

          February 11, 2014 at 6:42 am

          Son of Chaos and Nyx, alpha of the chaotica, and lead assassin of the army of Chaos.

          Reply
          • Eris says

            February 11, 2014 at 4:23 pm

            Now that I would like to hear about…

            Reply
            • Chaos Alpha says

              February 11, 2014 at 5:35 pm

              Eris originally greek goddess of strife, chaos, discord, etc. Daughter of Nyx and Erebus, and my half sister. Nice name what do you want to know?

              Reply
              • Eris says

                February 11, 2014 at 9:36 pm

                Oh I’m not that Eris, not exactly anyway. I’m primordial chaos given shape in this reality, Eris just happened to be the closest archetype in the Psychic Subconscious to myself so I took her shape, she gladly gave up her form to become Chaos Incarnate instead of just holding domain over the aspect. I have all her memories and personality and such… So I guess we are the same person, for now. Disorder is funny like that. So inconclusion; hey bro.

                Reply
  33. Chaos Alpha says

    February 10, 2014 at 10:20 pm

    *busts lock on door*

    Reply
    • Chaos Alpha says

      February 10, 2014 at 10:25 pm

      Okay now I’ve got to get to the graveyard before midnight.

      Reply
  34. young wlf says

    February 11, 2014 at 9:48 am

    hey i am getting a new school computer so I will not be on for a while. fill u in when ever i can so to all my brethren and friend i havemade on this site c ya later

    Reply
  35. Eris says

    February 11, 2014 at 7:43 pm

    PARTY IN THE UNDERWORLD

    Reply
  36. Eris says

    February 11, 2014 at 10:27 pm

    I reject this melodramatic order! I will have discord!

    Reply
    • Eris says

      February 11, 2014 at 11:12 pm

      Okay, I’ve decided, I’m going to topple the Bureaucrats who run the Underworld. Anyone else wanna join?

      Reply
      • Lilith says

        February 11, 2014 at 11:13 pm

        I knew I shouldn’t have invested in Pluto Mining Co.
        Thanks Azrael 🙄

        Reply
        • Fenrir Ulfangr says

          February 11, 2014 at 11:19 pm

          I told you Nidhog lending.

          Reply
          • Fenrir Ulfangr says

            February 11, 2014 at 11:21 pm

            Or you could go with the National Bank of Neifelheim, the temperature is so low our stocks keep going up

            Reply
      • Fenrir Ulfangr says

        February 11, 2014 at 11:23 pm

        I always hated bureaucracies. I’m in.

        Reply
        • Agent RB says

          February 12, 2014 at 8:00 am

          You are insane, what do you seek to gain
          From topple ing the government?

          If you do that, an apocolypse is likely to begin
          A world, destroying apocolypse, a permanent apocolypse…
          No rewind, no start over, just dead…

          RB

          Reply
          • Eris says

            February 12, 2014 at 3:43 pm

            By toppling the underworld’s government I seek to topple the underworld’s government. There’s really no other actual reason…

            Reply
      • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

        February 12, 2014 at 6:45 am

        Hatters bored with underworld politics and also going to help oh an fenrir this is the only time I will agree with you about anything

        Reply
        • Agent RB says

          February 12, 2014 at 8:08 am

          That is treason hatter, and after I set you free too… Shameful… I had better hopes about you…

          RB

          Ps I’m starting to be tempted with the idea of takeing seth back down here…

          Reply
          • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

            February 12, 2014 at 5:56 pm

            And I’m tempted to bring my father down there to deal with you

            Reply
      • The Reaper says

        February 12, 2014 at 10:14 am

        Quick! Get to the doors of death! I’ll let you in. 😈

        Reply
        • Eris says

          February 12, 2014 at 3:45 pm

          On my way!

          Reply
        • Agent RB says

          February 12, 2014 at 5:26 pm

          WHO MADE THE SEAS CLASH!!! WHO MADE THE WIND HOWL!!! WHO AMONG ALL THE MEN HAD THE POWER TO PURGE THIS WORLD OF ALL THAT WAS UNCLEAN!!! I SAYS THE MAN OF THE ARK, AND I SAYS THE RULER OF THE BLACK GATES, I WILL NEVER GRANT THY PASSAGE INTO THE LAND OF BONES AND ASH… SO HELP ME GODS!!!

          NOAH OF THE ARK

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          • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

            February 12, 2014 at 5:54 pm

            Acts like he is god, is against false gods, yup that about sums up Noah of the ark for you acts like he is the supreme being and yet will trash talk the actual supreme being,the great actitect, G the eternal, God, Christ all mighty, my true father, so I ask you Noah of the Ark, who is the law now? Psst the correct answer is “Guardian general Richard Doombringer Scales AKA Ricky”

            Reply
          • Eris says

            February 12, 2014 at 6:05 pm

            So tell me, he who made the waters rise, he who washed the world of evil, destroyer of darkness, destroyer of innocence, he who drowned the light, monster of the tide, he who held man under, what happened to all the people of the world who lived by the mantras of good?
            Its all chaos to me, but its time you pay your dues in three fold.
            You think we need an invite to your party? Chaos does what it wants.

            Reply
            • Agent RB says

              February 12, 2014 at 6:33 pm

              The world was rotten, I and the animals were the only ones worthy of liveing, I gave god a perfect world and he cast me into this pit of Ash and bones until I learned my lesson, and I think I have, one should never bother helping a rotten world when it’s ruled by gods while it that way.

              RB

              Reply
            • Agent RB says

              February 12, 2014 at 6:35 pm

              The world was rotten, I and the animals were the only ones worthy of liveing, I gave god a perfect world and he cast me into this pit of Ash and bones until I learned my lesson, and I think I have, one should never bother helping a rotten world when it’s ruled by gods while it that way.

              Noah of Ark

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              • Lilith says

                February 12, 2014 at 7:17 pm

                You’re a sad, sad little man, and I pity you. In doing that to the world you prove that you were among the least worthy to live. And you shall burn for it. 👿
                Eris, Azrael, I’m joining your crusade.

                Reply
                • Eris says

                  February 12, 2014 at 8:09 pm

                  Oh yeah this is going to be on hell of a party!

                  Reply
                  • The Reaper says

                    February 12, 2014 at 8:36 pm

                    Literally. 😆

                    Reply
                    • Eris says

                      February 12, 2014 at 8:50 pm

                      That’s the joke silly

                    • Agent RB says

                      February 12, 2014 at 9:41 pm

                      I’ll tell you what, let’s make a little pact, reaper y reaper, you leave me to my tending of the neather world, and I give you full rights to what ever you want with the surface world, no questions asked, no papers no rules,and in exchange, you give my a bit of your sickles blade metal, sound like a deal? If you don’t agree, I guess I’ll change Seth’s death date to let’s see, valintines day perhaps?

                      RB

                    • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

                      February 13, 2014 at 7:39 am

                      Reaper I would except this offer because well the other two (2) Sam and graham are never really on the site and plus RB never said where he wanted the piece of scythe metal

                    • The Reaper says

                      February 13, 2014 at 2:07 pm

                      Deal… But I best not hear another word about Seth’s D-Date until the time is really his… Or else I will destroy you Noah of Ark…

                    • Agent RB says

                      February 13, 2014 at 8:24 pm

                      Ah, then the deal is struck, I’ll even give seth another year as a token of my forgiveness, plus I’ll take 200 off your sentance. Aren’t I sweet…

                      RB

                    • G says

                      February 13, 2014 at 8:42 pm

                      Noah I have known you your entire life and your as sweet as Sulfuric acid just saying

                    • Eris says

                      February 13, 2014 at 9:19 pm

                      Liar, sulfuric acid isn’t sweet, I just tried some 🙁

                    • G says

                      February 13, 2014 at 9:28 pm

                      Seriously you actually drank sulfuric acid what the hades that was sarcasm

                    • Velanko says

                      February 13, 2014 at 9:36 pm

                      First name G what’s the last name on that*suspitious*

                    • Eris says

                      February 13, 2014 at 9:49 pm

                      Ummm…. Chaos?

                    • G says

                      February 13, 2014 at 10:57 pm

                      Hasn’t my son hatter told you I am G as in G the eternal/God all mighty/the great architect/the hatters true father

                    • Velanko says

                      February 13, 2014 at 11:31 pm

                      Apology’s my commander is also named G I was afraid he was stepping into my mission prematurely.
                      Fenrir: that’s eather RX-11 or RX-12 I will run logs and see if I can’t take care of that little blemish…

                    • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

                      February 13, 2014 at 11:02 pm

                      Dad your embarrassing me and yes I did tell the others about you it’s just they seem to have bad memories because I said it less than a week ago

  37. Agent RB says

    February 12, 2014 at 6:37 pm

    *who will it

    Reply
  38. Lilith says

    February 12, 2014 at 8:47 pm

    *drives up in a cherry red corvette* Get in everyone, we’re taking a trip to the land down under. I know a shortcut off route 666

    Reply
  39. Lilith says

    February 12, 2014 at 8:49 pm

    *drives up in a cherry red corvette* Get in everyone, we are taking a trip to the land down under, I know a shortcut off route 666

    Reply
    • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

      February 12, 2014 at 9:00 pm

      Me to? Because I got banned last time I was there

      Reply
      • Agent RB says

        February 12, 2014 at 9:43 pm

        You know full well why you got banned hatter, if you can civilized you can come back and we will have welcome ing arms…
        RB

        Reply
        • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

          February 12, 2014 at 10:39 pm

          Ok I’ll be civil but if anyone tries to mess with me I’m leaving, oh and just as a question how many members are in the supernatural council?

          Reply
          • Agent RB says

            February 14, 2014 at 6:07 pm

            Umm… That’s a hard one… I’d say about 7000000000 to the 16th power, give or take A few…

            RB

            Reply
            • Hatter says

              February 14, 2014 at 7:36 pm

              Wow that’s a lot of creatures

              Reply
              • Agent RB says

                February 14, 2014 at 8:53 pm

                Yes, but most of that is from the kingdom of microbial sprites. So we can fit them in a court room

                RB

                Reply
                • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

                  February 14, 2014 at 8:58 pm

                  You only really need one representative per species so why so many microbial sprites? Unless most of then are representing different variants of their species

                  Reply
                  • Agent RB says

                    February 15, 2014 at 3:38 pm

                    It’s more like a pest control problem than a political problem, THEY JUST WONT LEAVE THE UNDERWORLD!!! Plus they all talk in unison, it’s kind of creepy…

                    RB

                    Reply
                    • Hatter says

                      February 15, 2014 at 5:34 pm

                      A pest control problem you say? Well I do have a few instruments for that field of work that is if I know where to go and of course a method of transit

    • Agent RB says

      February 12, 2014 at 9:56 pm

      Let us make a pact for Seth’s life… Reaper… You know I’ll do it to…
      A Mutual win…

      We can discuss the terms of the contract anytime…

      RB

      Reply
      • Eris says

        February 12, 2014 at 10:00 pm

        No, you can’t touch Seth.
        ….
        There we go. Now you literally can’t touch Seth! HHAHAHAHAHHHH!

        Reply
        • Agent RB says

          February 12, 2014 at 10:05 pm

          Chaos can’t touch seth, I already changed his death date in the list, if you want him to stay alive the reaper Azrael will have to make a pact with me…

          RB

          Reply
          • Eris says

            February 13, 2014 at 9:16 pm

            My existence while sometimes grotesque and ever unfathomable is infinite and absolute (except when it isn’t). You threatened the Reaper, an agent of Chaos, Noah. Just as the world tasted your wrath so long ago, you shall taste my fury. Those screams inside your head shall be the last things you hear. And finally, right before I end your pathetic and puny existence, I will lock you in that moment of agony and replay it over and over and over again. Then I shall record your screams and put it on my phone and listen to it when I go for a jog. Then I shall make breakfast. A breakfast so succulent and delicate that no other breakfast shall never be able to even hope to compare for all of time, for that breakfast shall be cooked upon the FLAMING SOULS OF WISCONSIN’S INNOCENT CHEESE FARMERS! GLORIOUS!

            Reply
            • Hatter says

              February 13, 2014 at 9:31 pm

              ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????$?????????????????????¿?????????????????????????????????????

              Reply
              • Eris says

                February 13, 2014 at 10:01 pm

                See? Hatter understands :mrgreen:

                Reply
                • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                  February 13, 2014 at 10:19 pm

                  Interesting?

                  Reply
      • The Reaper says

        February 12, 2014 at 10:20 pm

        All right, here’s my first offer… You don’t touch Seth, I don’t come down and chop off your head… 👿

        Reply
        • Eris says

          February 12, 2014 at 10:30 pm

          I’m gonna do it anyway~

          Reply
        • Agent RB says

          February 12, 2014 at 11:13 pm

          How about you and your posse never return or interact to the underworld and I never return or interact with the surface world. I don’t die, seth doesn’t die. Win win

          RB

          Reply
          • The Reaper says

            February 12, 2014 at 11:17 pm

            Counter offer, I take off your head, we destroy the underworld, you get peace, and I never have to listen to you again. Win win.

            Reply
            • Agent RB says

              February 12, 2014 at 11:22 pm

              I can lift those 400 years off your head, but then again I can kill seth right now by changeing his death date, your pick Grimm…

              RB

              Reply
              • Agent RB says

                February 12, 2014 at 11:24 pm

                I can lift those 400 years off your head, but then again I can kill seth right now by changeing his de ath date, your pick Grimm…

                RB

                Reply
            • Agent RB says

              February 12, 2014 at 11:26 pm

              Comments in m0d

              RB

              Reply
      • Eris says

        February 12, 2014 at 10:32 pm

        Omg by going after Seth he destroys the Order of the Underworld, 😆 Chaos with unfold no matter what we do, and I just have to sit here and watch! Bahahhahahahahhhh! 😈

        Reply
        • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

          February 12, 2014 at 10:41 pm

          You don’t have to be able to touch someone to burn their soul Eris, that’s the loophole to that statement

          Reply
        • new bloud says

          February 12, 2014 at 11:45 pm

          Yay! chaos!

          Reply
  40. new bloud says

    February 12, 2014 at 11:44 pm

    Hi

    Reply
  41. new bloud says

    February 12, 2014 at 11:47 pm

    I’ME BACK!

    Reply
  42. Velanko says

    February 12, 2014 at 11:56 pm

    Location of morigan general pair confirmed. DIBS!! Engageing defending forces….

    Reply
    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

      February 13, 2014 at 5:17 pm

      I already called destroying her main cluster.

      Reply
      • Velanko says

        February 13, 2014 at 5:22 pm

        Eh was just a couple feild generals. Manage this army in this dimension and report it to the inner circle. Speaking o which they have a heavily fortified bace in RX-11 grid 12 quad 16 and some inner circle member will be arriving their In two days time. Snipers are already in position aroun the bace. If you deside to pop in they will mop up and divert attention away from your assault.

        Reply
        • Fenrir Ulfangr says

          February 13, 2014 at 5:34 pm

          Her main base is Cirin Morrangir. I don’t know what your code for it is but it is in a shadow realm on the edge of the earth called Annwn or Tir Na n Og. I have a large base in that realm as well and it has been where fighting is most heavy.

          Reply
  43. Kurogane says

    February 15, 2014 at 9:10 pm

    What the hell!………..how did I end up in frigin Greenland….ugh why did it have to be frigin Greenland.
    Gotta fix that damn teleportation device before those damn Greenlanders find me. Oh why of all places on earth did it have to be Greenland. Couldn’t I have been teleported somewhere like Africa or Sri lanka.
    Their government covered this up but in 2012 I used the president of Greenland as part of a necromancy ritual,
    To revive an old friend that died eons ago. On an international scale nobody knows about this but all Greenlanders do. The can’t tell outsiders though cause the nanomachines their government stole from me, would instantly stop their hearts. Though the nano machines which they stole were actually meant for
    Regeneration and immortality their twisted government found out how to use them to kill not to revive and regenerate.

    Reply
    • Cheshire Cat says

      February 15, 2014 at 10:21 pm

      Ice land was busy that’s why your in Greenland and anyway that thing never worked in the first place

      Reply
    • The Reaper says

      February 15, 2014 at 10:33 pm

      Oh lord… Didn’t your mother ever tell you not to mess with the laws of life and dëath? Well, I don’t see why she’d have to… Kurogane, your a pet dealer right? Where might I get a Mothra egg?

      Reply
      • Kurogane says

        February 15, 2014 at 11:05 pm

        😮 Not a pet dealer. Necromancer,werewolf and zombie advocate!

        Reply
        • The Reaper says

          February 15, 2014 at 11:09 pm

          Well do you have any idea?! 🙁

          Reply
    • Agent RB says

      February 15, 2014 at 10:34 pm

      I hate you soooo much, I mean necromancy, seriously, do you know how much that sucks for reapers like me and Azrael? Try pyro lancet on for size, all the fun of magic rituals your used to, but , with fire!!!
      I’ll send you a copy of practical pyromancy curtesy of the grim socity of reapers 🙂

      RB

      Reply
  44. Fang the wolf says

    February 15, 2014 at 9:49 pm

    Seth I think I might shift for the first time tonight and yes I’m a new person to da site

    Reply
    • Hatter says

      February 15, 2014 at 10:31 pm

      Probably not Fang The Wolf it’s kinda the final day of the full moon

      Reply
      • Fang the wolf says

        February 15, 2014 at 10:33 pm

        Oh well I leave till next year den

        Reply
      • Fang the wolf says

        February 15, 2014 at 10:36 pm

        Oh well I leave till next year den I guess

        Reply
    • Seth says

      February 15, 2014 at 10:47 pm

      Hail Fang the wolf,

      While my good friend Hatter is correct that the full moon for this month is winding down not all werewolf transformations are triggered by the full moon. Many many factors go into determining when and how and if a werewolf shifts that it can be very difficult to predict. For more information on this watch this video. Pay particular attention to the second half.

      So what I am getting at is that if you sense that a shift may be near then it very well may be. Regardless of the phase of the moon.

      Seth

      Reply
      • Fang the wolf says

        February 15, 2014 at 10:49 pm

        Thanks and bye bye for when I feel like it which is prob like next month if I remember

        Reply
  45. mary5544 says

    February 15, 2014 at 10:54 pm

    Does anybody have any freaking idea why I’m choking and having trouble breathing

    Reply
    • The Reaper says

      February 15, 2014 at 10:57 pm

      Last night of the full moon, likely transformation?

      Reply
      • mary5544 says

        February 15, 2014 at 11:01 pm

        I hope that’s not why

        Reply
      • Kurogane says

        February 15, 2014 at 11:07 pm

        That avatar is freaking awesome!

        Reply
        • mary5544 says

          February 15, 2014 at 11:08 pm

          Whos

          Reply
      • Kurogane says

        February 15, 2014 at 11:22 pm

        That avatar is freaking awesome! To the reaper

        Reply
        • The Reaper says

          February 15, 2014 at 11:23 pm

          Well, thank you. I use it for my twitter account.

          Reply
          • Agent RB says

            February 16, 2014 at 9:43 am

            Hmm… I don’t like it, maby, maby if it was pure black with a touch of dispare, then it would realy look like you…

            RB

            Reply
  46. mary5544 says

    February 15, 2014 at 11:02 pm

    I really hope that’s not why

    Reply
  47. Kurogane says

    February 15, 2014 at 11:23 pm

    I wonder what ever happened to Louis pine? Hmm…..

    Reply
  48. new bloud says

    February 16, 2014 at 1:46 am

    Sup guys

    Reply
    • Agent RB says

      February 16, 2014 at 10:46 am

      Sup, my home dawg

      RB

      Reply
      • new bloud says

        February 16, 2014 at 12:29 pm

        ?

        Reply
        • new bloud says

          February 16, 2014 at 12:30 pm

          I dont remember meating u

          Reply
          • Cheshire Cat says

            February 16, 2014 at 12:42 pm

            NB this is Noah of the ark or agent RB, Noah of ark this is new bloud or NB, ok now that you two have met officially let’s make a pointless thread about either the underworld or the overworkd

            Reply
            • new bloud says

              February 16, 2014 at 12:48 pm

              Why

              Reply
              • Cheshire Cat says

                February 16, 2014 at 12:57 pm

                Because kitten that’s what usually happens with a conversation involving Noah

                Reply
                • new bloud says

                  February 16, 2014 at 1:07 pm

                  What if i dont want to talk about the faliour that is the underworld or the war stained wreck that is the earth

                  Reply
                  • Cheshire Cat says

                    February 16, 2014 at 1:24 pm

                    Then you end up taking to a disappearing cat *vanishes*

                    Reply
                    • new bloud says

                      February 16, 2014 at 1:40 pm

                      Oh so your the cat with the unessisaraly creappy smile

                    • Cheshire Cat says

                      February 16, 2014 at 2:05 pm

                      Yup that one oh and has anyone seen hatter around?

                • Agent RB says

                  February 16, 2014 at 2:30 pm

                  So cat, are your ready to join reaper corps. Or are you going to hide from us forever?

                  RB

                  Reply
                  • Cheshire Cat says

                    February 16, 2014 at 3:22 pm

                    You’ll never get me to work for you, you tried to obliterate the hatter

                    Reply
                    • Agent RB says

                      February 16, 2014 at 4:29 pm

                      No no no, you’ve got it all wrong, we want you to work with us not for us… Come on you know you want to…

                      Plus, hatter has been pardoned 🙂

                      RB

                    • Cheshire Cat says

                      February 16, 2014 at 4:35 pm

                      You tried to kill my friend why don’t you come to wonderland and figure out why my smile looks like woven daggers, and anyway I don’t work with things that are skinnier than a calico kitten

                    • Hatter says

                      February 16, 2014 at 5:14 pm

                      Hey Noah *tips hat* Cheshire yeah Noah what you just said to the Cheshire Cat makes you seem like a condescending a hole oh and warning from the wise/Devine Cheshire cats can extract the life from via chewing most creatures in the supernatural world

                    • Agent RB says

                      February 16, 2014 at 5:21 pm

                      Oh hatter, I am a condescending a hole… But that’s no reason not to take my offer seriously… :mrgreen:

                      RB

                    • Hatter says

                      February 16, 2014 at 5:27 pm

                      You do realize Cheshire is now behind you trying to find a way you would fit in his mouth right? Oh and you might want to sprinkle this over your right shoulder *hands over a container of a wonderland product called hath pepper* to keep Cheshire away

                    • Agent RB says

                      February 16, 2014 at 5:32 pm

                      Please, I only wish to do business, because that’s what I am, an honest to gods business man, who only wishes to expand his company with the most qualified people as my associates…
                      Come on Cheshire, it pays good, real good…

                      I’ll let you sleep on it :mrgreen:

                      RB

                    • Cheshire Cat says

                      February 16, 2014 at 5:51 pm

                      I’ll sleep on it

                • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                  February 16, 2014 at 9:56 pm

                  Hello strange cat.

                  Reply
                  • Cheshire Cat says

                    February 16, 2014 at 11:19 pm

                    The name is jarrod Cheshire but most call me Cheshire or chess or cheshy

                    Reply
                    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                      February 16, 2014 at 11:32 pm

                      My name is generic but most people call me, the big wolf, or winter.

                    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                      February 16, 2014 at 11:42 pm

                      Grrr autocorrect, Fenrir.

                    • Cheshire Cat says

                      February 17, 2014 at 8:38 am

                      Hello fenrir ulfangr son of Loki,frost king,creator of the lycan,wait no hatter explained to me one of those titles is false specifically the one regarding you creating the lycan because as hatter remembers it was The great architect who created the lycan from the left leg of a guardian who was third of the kind and first creature to be torn limb from limb by the third race to ever be created(horses).

  49. new bloud says

    February 16, 2014 at 1:48 am

    (•_•)

    Reply
  50. Agharna Phellan says

    February 16, 2014 at 5:39 pm

    It’s nice to know that you still never have anything interesting to talk about here.

    Reply
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