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1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:
WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.
WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:
LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:
This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
Bleh…
-looks back down at my bass and returns to playing it-
Hey.
Hey Alex…
Well it looks like we are all suckers for this site. Evening Alex, AP.
Hello
Monsieur Mutt, you have returned!
Oh… I thought the next survivor to return would have been Z or the Doctor…
Z is gone permanently. To many bad memories. Truth be told this place brings up bad memeories for me as well. But you have to keep moving! Dont look back, only look forwards! Hello everyone, yes i have returned. Nice to see you all again.
I wish I could say the same… I suppose it could be worse, though. There are individuals which I would rather not see even more than you.
And as little as i enjoy your company there is one person who i dislike above all others. Luckily shes not here.
I won’t ask who because I don’t care, but if it was a coincidence I would have to laugh. Not at you, but for coincidence’s sake.
Id be willing to put money on it being the same. And coincedamce has nothing to do with it.
What money? You’re a bum. You only continue to come here because it’s the only place you can go where people actually acknowledge you. So, why don’t you go back to the streets, beggar. You’re nothing, but an attention glutton and a tart when it comes to power. You’re a nuisance, you’re obnoxious, predictable, and I do not care for you, you poor excuse for a survivor.
What money? You’re a bum. You only continue to come here because it’s the only place you can go where people actually acknowledge you. So, why don’t you go back to the streets, beggar. You’re nothing, but an attention glutton and a tart when it comes to power. You’re a nuisance, you’re obnoxious, predictable, and I do not care for you, you poor excuse for a survivor.
Ah i did truly miss your pathetic attempts to put me down. Nice to be back AP.
I actually do want to know who.
Good for you.
Its no one you know Fenrir. She came and left long before your time.
Just like Mutt’s brain. I take it back. He never had one to begin with and furthermore has no chance against someone like me who once ran things around here. And, Mutt, your name representative of your sub-species being, we don’t share a grudge against a similar person. For we share nothing in common including friends. I can guarantee that.
Fenrir is referring to the Cyborg Zombie Dragon known as Zyboragon yes? If so, I believe I hath answered his question.
Is that the best you can do AP? You really have lost your touch.
No, I just would rather save my breath, time, energy, and vulgar vocabulary on a subject whom is actually worth it. You, on the other hand, are the epitome of the word ‘useless’. You are a thorn in my side and I’m rather tired of your presence. Please leave before I have to change my methods of ridding my life of you by going down a path I seldom follow anymore.
I dont think I will. Im having way to much fun causing you misery. Especially since there is literally nothing you can say or do that will cause me any measure of discomfort.
I believe I can think of a few things, however, even I’m not that cruel… Or am I? After all, you’re the thorn in my side that isn’t as big a nuisance as she who shall not be named, but you’re a pest. You’re the Scotland to my Rome. You’re not my undoing, but you’re an obnoxious entity that I need to destroy if I am ever to continue my greatness.
Well aren’t we full of ourselves? You rising to greatness is as likely as me winning the Super Bowl. And I’d much prefer to be Ireland. Those Scots are the lesser Celts.
The Irish haven’t accomplished anything since the invention of ale. They’re lazy lushes and Catholics and they could not keep the common decency to stay in the UK. And the Scots beat the Romans and the English. Who’s the lesser Celts?
The Irish drove the English from there shores and became a free nation. The Scots are still in chains. And your quite wrong. The Irish have accomplished much since the invention of ale. Such as the invention of Guinness.
You’re as incompetent as the Irish. You’re a buffoon just like the entire Irish population.
I’m so tired that I’m repeating myself so I’m done for now…
Good come back when you have some decent insults. This really wasn’t up to par at all.
AP if you keep making fun of Irish people, I’m going to feed you to a kelpy. Oh and you possibly angered every living Sidhe.
Then, don’t disrespect the Scots by calling them the lesser Celts and I won’t have to.
Pleasure to make your acquaintance
Bollocks…
No Lilith and I’m hatter
Aww it feels like a family reunion, you know but in a family were every day someone wants someone new dead or is protecting someone. So a fairly normal family.
Welcome back Mr. Mutt.
Ok………I’m currently in Delhi or Vegas. Not really sure. Oh well.
Why?
Hail Kurogane,
Thanks for checking in from where ever you are. Glad to know you are watching the road for possessed vehicles. Especially if you’re the one possessing it, like with a truckload of demonic pest for sale or something. Are you a demonic pet dealer?
If so, what does a Groundhog Day demon go for?
Seth
I’m not a demonic pet dealer.but what I do know is that a demonic groundog goes for 2angel tears or a cup of troll dandruff.
Anybody online
Hey
Hello
How are you?
Good I guess u
The same I suppose. I apologize for interjecting into your business yesterday. It was not of my concern or my place and I’m sorry.
Its fine u don’t have to apologize
Are you sure?
Yes I’m sure
Alright. 🙂
I’m actually really nice as long as u watch out for my temper
I can tell.
Um u haven’t seen my temper like Tuesday I got ticked off for some reason kicked a wall and almost broke my foot
Oh… You just don’t seem like someone who would have a temper.
Yup like I said I’m a sweet as can be as long as u avoid making me mad
Fair enough. I think I can handle that. 🙄
So if I start getting violent or start acting crazy that means I’m ticked off
And what should I do in the case of that happening?
Either try and tell me what was wrong with the reason I got mad or start yelling at me
Neither of those seem like the right way to go about it… What if you’re right to get angry?
Then yell at me to calm down
I can’t just let you vent…?
Not the best idea because then I start punching things
Well… Punch Mutt. That would be funny. I would laugh anyways.
Not a good idea I don’t really feel like getting into a fight since my foot is still messed up
You could hit him with a crutch. 😆
I’m not really in the mood for a fight though
oh lol
Finally. All soul shards have Ben collected and combined. Now what.
And I thaught no one could be worse than order man was I wrong lol. AP why do we still a knolage your existence anyway? As far as iv seen you’ve only proven that you can read comments and rip them off as physiological readings. Oh and theirs some chain fires that sprung up probobly should do something about them…
Because without my opinion, this place would have nothing to complain about and would become boring to the point where you’d all get sick of each other and leave. Believe me, it’s happened once before.
Just for the record, I’m already sick of Velanko and the Hatter. 🙄 🙄 🙄
But then again me and Velanko won’t even die if you rip our souls out so I think it’s just a stupid idea of yours
Oh an check near canada next time your on duty
Not me though right 😉
Yeah, your cool Lilith.
FINALLY ACCEPTANCE! I will go sacrifice a village of platypus people in you name 😈
That’s what friends are supposed to do right? Or is that what zealots do? I can hardly remember anymore 😕
As long as you don’t sacrifice marmosets, we will all remain friends.
Friends… *inches closer to AP* Friends forEVER…
Sure…
Oh your just mad cuz with my spirit and bodie how that are you can’t “reap” me. Possibly on account of trapping a horse man in RX-12. >:}
Nope, I just genuinely don’t like you, and your personality. Oh, Lilith, I’d really just prefer it if you buried a sprite and a baconator. The underworld sucks. All I have is pomengranites while I’m on duty.
Ok that works
Hey I’m not half bad when you get to know me
I already know you, I just really dislike you. No offence or anything. 🙄
None taken
It’s cool Reaper, there’s certain on here I can’t stand, certain Mary Sues who just need to sit down 👿
You’re cool in my book though, Hatter.
*smiles showing bloody fangs* good to know and also good night
COUGH you’re welcome COUGH COUGH
For what exactly? Thanks for givin me a reason to gather my soul but also dislike for these infernal dreems. Nothing changed. Bodie still stuck in the valis and my spirit is still in limbo. I just have to meditate to acces it.
Reaper: fair enough.
Nightshade: that’s going to kill me… I know who said it…. What was his name….. Damnit I lost it…
Because I’m a glutton for pain so that you won’t leave this site so you will always survive and no one will worry about you. Because in some sick, masochistic way, I care about all of you surviving and I let myself be cannon fodder so that you’ll never tire of the presence of your fellow survivors. Because I play the bad guy, you stay entertained. So, let that sink in to your thick skull. You acknowledge me because of your self-righteousness. I play the bad guy so no one else has to and I ask nothing in return except that you stay. So, quit bothering me with your nonsensical questions before I tire of you and leave again.
WORDS OF WISDOM
“Be strong enough to stand alone, be yourself enough to stand apart, but be wise enough to stand together when the time comes”
-anonymous
Every day’s a blessing… 🙄
Herow
Oh no a dinosaur
I might be a friendly dinosaur…..but who knows.
I do and you seem like a high functioning zombie.
Not zombie…. Undead solidier.
And the difference is …………………………………………………………..nothing
The difference is well an undead solidier is someone who likes Holywood Undead. And I’m a dinosaur.
So no real difference
Sure….but how do I change my pic?
That’s such a common question I think it’s one of the FAQs
Mmm thank u
No problem undead dinosaur
Uh huh huh
It it’s just how I laugh
?
Ok
Well, Seth, Figure skater Marissa Castelli, is most definitely a werewolf competing in the Olympics. And I’m unsure here, but Vladislav Antonov is either a werewolf or a vampire in the Olympics. Either way, the Supernatural will be representing themselves in the Olympics. Reapers are set in the stands, most wearing masks to hide their appearance in the crowd.
Hope this helps,
Reaper
There are actually a few more Reaper.
So Fenrir I heard Skadi was gonna compete in the high-jump
Don’t know about that, but there are several different athletes who are part frost giant.
And nah she competes in skiing and plays a clarinet.
Yep it is okaiii ^_^
You might want to try typing out “ha ha ha ha” or “lol” when you want to show laughing
F*** society im going to be a mountain man
This is Alex! Rainbows make me cry!
Y
Because porcupines are Jesus. Duh.
That makes no sense
I agree with that porcupines are pretty Jesus yo
Because throw the cheese.
When kings and queens have met their bane,
Long after all mankind is slain,
Still in the forests there we reign,
On until the end of days
Porcupines are pretty Jesus dood
No their not, that’s about as far from Jesus as you can get except maybe the Reaper.
HEY! I’m actually a fallen angel, so in those terms me and the son of god are a lot alike. I just have more flaws and instead of healing people I put them out of their misery.
Yes, yes the final gift death. We get it. I was just trying to make a point.
Would you mind giving me a few of your feathers or maybe a vial or a hundred of your blood?…,
Please…..
Your the one with the zombies right? If so, I’ll give you a boot, and a proper spellbook.
So, today being the day that the trial was supposed to be on, we still have the court room rented out and I was thinking, would you like to help me send invites to a party I’m throwing in the underworld today?
RB
How do you know about me and my skills in necromancy.?
Ugh… Necromancers, do you know how hard that makes my job, every soul in the underworld must be accounted for, and when you summon the dead we have to track them down take them back and write a thousand page report…
RB
I’m the reaper, you know? Zombie advocate? Fallen angel? Really doesn’t care for you and most everyone except Seth and a few other acceptations?
Why do you care about seth so much, mortals are dime a dozen these days, have you seen how fast they reproduce? Plus your so old his life span will seem like a blink of an eye to you. Why is he more important than the next mortal that comes along? Riddle me that reaper…
RB
Tis true, Seth is a mortal and they do reproduce like mutant demon rabbits, but… He has helped many of my friends, and many others. Hell, he, a space god names Kzazier Vetenari and I all saved the world from a thing called “The Cycle”. If it weren’t for him, not only would your job be harder but everything would be gone. Including the Underworlds.
I’m just saying they take the gift of death for granted by tring to reach immortality, it’s not that they have to die, they get to die.
RB
Plus, what’s the point of saving the underworld now *looks around* not much to save…
Plus, what’s the point of saving the underworld now *looks around* not much to save…
RB
You are registered as the only reaper capible of ending his life so it’s on you to reap him In the end.
RB
You forget Kami, Half the Shinigami themselves, Kali, The Spring Hare, the old crow Morrigan, and yourself. I only register because I have to. I will not end his life.
Ooph, Kali, not one of my better moments
I am going to HUNT DOWN Morrigan.
Can I help? 😀
Probably. I am not going to let her get away though. NOT this time.
Spoilers shes in Wisconsin… No one ever thinks to look there, I mean, why would you want to 🙄
I don’t know, I like cheese and football.
Eris I’ve know that for a year now.
THEN I CALL FOR AN ASSAULT! LET US DESTROY ALL THAT IS WISCONSIN! Oh and Morrigan I guess 😮
Unfortunately She has access to all the Dark One’s power. And I have been left considerably weakened.
I have a marvelous idea! Take all the souls from the Underworld and burn them for all their energy! Say yes or I’ll do it myself…. Wisconsin will fall, one way or another
Why do you think we invented the inferno.
Aww… HOW FREAKING CUTE… Look at that, a reaper forming emotional connections to his victims, the surface world has done you no good reaper, come rule with me down here, it’s better for the soul…
RB
Wait what am I even doing, I’m chaos and I have better things to do than plot Wisconsin’s demise. Like actually bring it about! Muwahahahah!
Oh look a butterfly… IT SHALL PERISH IN THE FLAMES FUELED BY THE BURNING SOULS OF WISCONSIN
That made my day.
No no no, Wisconsin is off limits Eris… There a procedures to be taken when destroying a mortal province, I’ll send some paper work your way… And if you try anything, the reapers will wage war against you for Wisconsin…
RB
There actually is a city in Michigan named hell. We looked it up it was seven degrees there today. So where I am it was colder than hell.
Really Noah, Wisconsin? Couldn’t you wait until she destroys something important. I mean California makes more cheese anyway.
HAHAAHHA! You think you can bind chaos with rules and regulations? Don’t you get it? The world is my playground! And yours as well, you just need to learn to embrace the true freedom and forget all these rules
Let’s just destroy California. They make more cheese, but did you know their main exports are Arnold Schwarzenegger and Vegans?!
Wisconsin holds one of the biggest reaper stongholds in the mortal world, we can’t have her, “redecorating” so to speak…
RB
Listen, I’m gonna go to Tahiti, turn all the tropical fruit I can find into people, and people into tropical fruit, and when I’m done with that I’m going after Wisconsin. I mean its not like anyone will miss it
By redecorating you mean getting rid of all the reapers again and selling their bones as chew toys cause I’ve only done that twice.
And ewwwww vegans (disgusted look) do you know what protein deficiency does to people. It kills them.
Wait reaper Mary is in California remember so if you destroy California it might cause her D eath, and you guys said I’m dangerous for her/the world then you make plans to destroy California the very state she lives in I agreed to the first idea destroying Wisconsin I mean you guys already have a reaper stronghold there so why not launch an interior assault from that area and any way even reapers get bored so why not let them do it oh and reaper the only reason I have stereotypes with what a reaper looks like is because that is what both you and society say a reaper looks like
Yeah your right Noah of the ark animal rights activist and former humanitarian/human why should he care about a creature that dedicated their life to making a reapers job easier I mean it’s not like Seth has actually done that much 3915607 lives saved and 3915607 less souls that have to be collected pfft who cares it’s not like he has done anything major in all 24 of his years just saved about 4 million lives is all
Every thing human about me is gone hatter, I don’t associate with my formal self anymore, I’m a different being now, I Understand my place in the universe, it’s time that you learned yours. Plus, those lives saved were ment to be saved, their death dates were written before they were born… All I’m saying is that pretty soon his life will end and a new survivalist will step in to save the day. Ugh I can smell your sarcasm all the way down here…
RB
Every thing human about me is gone hatter, I don’t associate with my formal self anymore, I’m a different being now, I Understand my place in the universe, it’s time that you learned yours. Plus, those lives saved were ment to be saved, their death dates were written before they were born… All I’m saying is that pretty soon his life will end and a new survivalist will step in to save the day. Ugh I can smell your sarcasm all the way down here…
RB/Noah of Ark
Ok why don’t you tell me when I’m supposed to die then Noah? I might as well try and avoid it thus causing it to happen proving you right
Oh but hatter, that would ruin the surprise 🙂
RB/Noah of Ark
I can however tell you the reaper assigned to reap you, our little friend Azreal over here will be doing the deed…
RB
Hey come on Noah you have to admit seeing me try and stop something from happening only to have it happen would be fun to watch right and anyway it’s just the day I die nothing major like the way I die or location I die in
It is the natural order to end… so don’t you just, ya know…. not die 😉
I will do no such thing! Of course, I always did like a bit of chaos myself…
Uh uh uh… No spoilers hatter, let’s just say you won’t live to see the next apocalypse after this comeing one.
RB
Better idea, let’s destroy California. Mother would be so proud. 😈
I’m in. Lets wear really cheap rubber Britney Spears mask while we’re at it
Fine you can destroy Cali but your filling out the paperwork reaper…
RB
Did you just tell me what to do… 👿 I am not some “Reaper grunt” I’m freaking Thanatos! You listen to me… Eris, let’s go destroy that pitiful state that ruined beef and action movies… 😈
Oh lets make it sink into the ocean, even though scientists keep saying its just a myth, lets just mess with them.
Sounds good, and for a little added chaos, let’s raise Atlantis and bring all the fish people back to life.
That sounds fun but they would probably nuke Russia.
That doesn’t mean you don’t have to do the paper work!!! It would be chaos down here if we didn’t have documentation of everything that happens everywhere!!!
RB
Rbc chaos seems to be their goal
GENIUS! Posiedon will totally forgive me for that time I turned his kid into sushi
Bureaucracy, haha! Yeah, that sounds fun……………………………………………………………………. Oh, sorry I fell asleep for a minute. Eris is my leader now. Well, technically I still report to Hades even though he never does anything, but I still follow Eris. 😈
Yeah Hades is a lout. Actually right now Neifelheim is considering making a hostile takeover.
Corporate is going to have your A*s reaper, you know that right, gods, what the hell were they thinking when they let you loose…
RB
Exactly Rb what the…
They released a wolf… Granted, I was tamed by the mortals… But now I’ve risen… Stay out of my path Shinigami… THANATOS HAS RETURNED! And while I may have been a Reaper once, and even an angel. I’m a freaking god now.
My dear siblings, thanatos, eris you two are aiming too low. If your goal is to cause the most chaos then topple the order upon Olympus and it will have a domino effect on earth.
They released a wolf… Granted, I was tamed by the mortals… But now I’ve risen… Stay out of my path little one.… Thanatos has returned! And while I may have been a Reaper once, and even an angel. I’m godlike now.
Yay I win again! Just like always
Azrael, enough. You are are taking these gifts and squandering them like a brat. You choose right after having your flash and blood restored to go on a power mad rampage? I mean, no judgement here, I’ve done that a bunch, but seriously, this is just bad timing.
Come on, you invite Eris back to this world, you trick me into helping you, I get my wings back just after God left heaven, and you don’t want me to have any fun?! 🙁
FUN!?! Why you little brat, that is such a mortal thing to do, prove ing my point yet again, I should have you wings clipped and thrown into the abyss, did you see me go on a power rampage when I became a Shinigami, no, because I’m responsible with my power you insolent brat… Your only powerful when you know you don’t have to prove it with petty displays of force
RB
Actually you did go on a power mad rampage if I remember correctly, that’s what started this.
What ever, Azrael is all butt hurt because he doesn’t agree with the law…
RB
How do I know when I will transform? I’m not a dragon wolf so I don’t transform on the dragon moon
Well, either the moon of your birth, or the moon of your wolfbreed on your 16th year of age.
So ill probably transform around january 2016 then but i was born december :I
Anything is possible I suppose.
Hey Lilith what’s the next step I’m losing my mind over here.
Seth: depends on the crafter. The statues are subject to the makers will. The actual creature is just looking for a place to roost in the calm. So fifty fifty.
I think we should go on the offensive… There’s an awfully large number in Death Valley…
I ment with the soul thing. I’m just as split as ever but now when I access my spirit I can use my soul as a focuse lens boosting my power 20% easy.
Why do you care about seth so much? Mortals are dime a dozen these days? Have you seen how fast they reproduce? I honestly don’t know why he’s more important than the next mortal that comes along… Plus they get it easy, they get to die… A gift they take for granted by crying about their own mortality.
RB
Hail Velanko,
Thanks for this survival tip. If I understand this correctly, it means that I need to know who made the gargoyle in the first place?
I will ask mine and see what I find out.
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
Is anybody on
Reaper I would like to apologize to u
And why is that Mary?
For not listening to you
Mary, it is your life not mine. I should have listened to you.
I know its my life but I should have listened to you because your smarter than I am
Don’t do this Mary….
Don’t do what
Oh no you don’t, that isn’t allowed Mary
What the heck are u even talking about
Oh nevermind
Wait are u talking about how I put myself down
Our names won’t be remembered
If we die like trampled flowers
I refuse to be forgotten
Written off as less than worthless
Scream and cry
But none will hear you
Plead and beg
But none will help you
You no longer live as cattle
Will you rise and join the battle?
There are beings that live off of fears
And their words are like knives
As they play with our lives
They’ll try to control you
As if they own you
Will you let them steal your freedom?
Channel the anger swelling inside you
Fighting the boundary ’till you break through
Deep in your soul there’s no hesitation
So make yourself the one they all fear
There is a wild fire inside you
Burning desire you can’t extinguish
Your crimson arrow
Rips through the twilight
This is the moment for war
:^)
-waves to Alex-
*waves back.* Hello.
Crimson, Red
Rip and Shred
Cut and Slash
until their Dead
For our strength is such
no one can stand,
For we are Ceaseless, Endless, Strong\
The songs we sing go on and on
And when death comes,
then you shall see
I am not your enemy
for darkness comes to kill again
But this Time it sha meet it’s End.
-hugs his friend frailly, shaking as he does-
“H-hey… What’s wrong” He says, feeling you shaking.
-the liquid he drank begins wearing off as his pupils become dilated, his long hair turns to a bald head and his skin is now stretched over his bones, his bones feel as if they are glass and his knees buckle-
The Reaper watches his newfound frenemy’s odd transformation in wonder and horror, checking his list every few seconds. “Interesting…”
ive noticed something, seth hasn’t commented on either of the last two blog posts, I fear an agent of chaos might have gotten to him before the trial…
RB
Don’t say caos just say an ageant of the harbinger or “dark one” considering we have caos Alfa Fenrir me hatter ect all aligned deeply with caos in the eyes of the public.
Seth is a busy man, he will probably start replying this weekend when he does the ‘This Week in Survival’ recap, that’s usually when he’s the most active.
Reaper is probably right, but I’m on house arest so I’ll see if my father took him captive.
Hail Agent RB,
Thanks for keeping on. As you know, a defendant is usually not allowed to communicate directly with the prosecuter but in this case I will make another small exception. While I am not entirely sure of the charges against me, please read my defence here. I hope you will let me know how it’s going, the trail. Also, I hope the verdict will tell me how to send my evil twin away for a very long time…
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
You are clear seth, don’t worry, we are hunting down sehth as we speak, he smells an awful lot like you…
RB
Also the crimes were for hosting fugitive ex reapers on this site…
RB
You do realize it was really sehth you did all those things now i will not say the abomination of seth’s name again since SOMEBODY already did that….. They typed it three times so now you cant arrest seth after the truth has been said 😐
I did not say Sehth’s name three times! Well, I guess I did say Sehth three times… But what kind of trouble can Sehth really cause?
Did it again… e.e
Gee reaper do have to kill the internet now? Since you said it 6 times already
Y u keep typing it now the abomination of seth greening is gonna destroy the internet or something reaper
It was an accident.
I said the same thing after someone asked me to explain why the guardian civil war happened
He shudders, backing up slightly.
-whimpers softly-
I-I’ve been trying to hide all of you from it… I-I didn’t want any of you to worry about me…
why am I so thirsty…. I drink water still thirsty…drink milk only get worse…. drink any liquid that is consumable. Still thirsty HELP!!!!!!
Time for a swim. Or shower… Should help unless your cursed.
Try blooooood
tried that 😥
Take a trip to the nearest lake, ocean, or pond. The water treatment used by humans can have negative affects on the supernatural water dwellers.
cant find one within my house are… niebor hood….. and no one is willing to lend blood sorry Lilth
Cattle die, Kin die, Houses burn to the ground,
But one thing never Perishes the fame of a brave warrior,
Ships go down at sea, Kingdoms turn into dust,
But one thin outlasts them all the fame of a brave warrior.
WARNING: this full moon is also a day full of demons or daemons however you spell it so please refer to Seth’s tips on demon for more info on what to do this valentines day
Just for the record, I have some anti-cupid precautions on my website as well.
I’ve been gone. Can anyone tell me what’s been going on since the beginning of the year?
Hail Zereth,
Thanks for stopping by. As you may have noticed, I’m preparing for my underworld trail today for crimes unspecified, likely committed by my evil twin Sehth who was summoned to our dimension after The Reaper willfully mythspelled my named three times to summon him. You can read about that here at This Week In Survival.
Meanwhile, if you did not get your supernatural sandwich delivery you can blame it on a rash of demon carjackings taking place around the world, which you can read about here.
How are you keeping on out there?
Seth
Does anybody have any idea why my back hurts and it hurts to breathe
Please someone help me it hurts so badly
Trying, I should be able to reduce the pain if only a little you might feal a chill
I don’t care just please try
I’ve done all I can.
You guys are soooo boring…
-floats through the air on my back, strumming my bass-
*does random jumps care from mirror in the hat hallway landing on AP’s shoulder then falling off landing on his (hatters)back
*
*looks over at spirit dripping with the blood of a platoon of “immortals”* ya boring… Actually I have to agree all this dosent give me the thrill it did millennia ago. Anyway most of the vers is secure with the exemption of a few key points to keep them hopeing. Still waiting on the merge.
Ugh.
What
Spelling grammar basic structure or just dosent like what I had to say. Take your pick.
Anybody on the site
I am
Well what do u want to talk about
So how are you enjoying your flesh Azrael?
What’s it called when the planets align during a solar eclipse? I know we have a word for it but I’m drawing a blank on it and google ain’t helping…
When the stars are right? Get ready for a huge influx of chaotic energies kiddies~
Planetary Alignment. It’s good for magic, bad for Mortals. In other words, AP, Eris, and every other chaotic/evil supernatural’s day to play. Chaos is generally a neutral force, it fights for nothing but pure enjoyment. There is good, no evil… Chaos is what controls us. Karma is what drives us. And life is what pushes us.
Well that I did know. I ment the mythic word. I keep common back to Ragnarock on account of what it caused last time.
Sorry, i meant no good.
And death is what ends us Azreal
Noah
Planetary alignment is the correct name, But it only happens every 5936 years. The mythic name is Convergence.
I don’t think that’s it. Could just be guard slang… Thanks.
The Unfurling?
Now I’m sure it’s a slang term… Nope convergence was closer.
What do remember when I say the words, “muretos caba no shini kami”
RB
Grassy knoll forest, flames and Somone swinging a sword at my head. And a Mexican villa lots of coke Kalashnikovs threw a frag threw the window into their stockpile… Something archane is buzzing in the back of my head and eyes… What’s that meen anyway?
Just testing if something worked… It did….
RB
Iv Ben blood thirsty since I read it. And antsy to boot. Hit up the hoards a bit but that only dulled the edge.
Oh Velanko, party with me darling, and let the beast out, you can give into that savage nature, feel that primal urge to crush, devour and destroy.
I would love to. But I would née transport. As this form lacks the abilitys and I will probobly end up levled to the point where I won’t be able to stand.
Shame, I could’ve made everything golden. Just call if you ever need a dance partner
A true shame. Underworld has party’s that top our haloween party’s.
Lists, Assignments, Channels and– dare I say it, Checks and Balances!?
Is this the Underworld? Bureaucracy as far as the eye can see… So BORING 👿
If its going to hang till past midnight I may be able to send my spirit down and catch the tail end.
Why do you think I left Eris? It sucks in the underworld.
Well if you ever want help restoring chaos, I’m your girl
That is the name velanko syzygy
Syzygy.
Who exactly is the most powerful/strongest survivor?
That depends on how you measure power/strength
Ahhhh, ok. If everyone here were to engage in a battle to the D eath who would come out victorious?
G but he likes to stay in the background and stay out of physical affairs
If worse came to worse, it’d be myself and Eris. At least in physical strength. Magic I’d have to throw my hat into AP’s ring. He destroyed the world twice.
I have to agree with you hatter. Unless we’re talking about two different G’s. my G scares the you know what our of me. And I could easily go toe to toe with AP. but again depends on definition of strength. My G dose make mistakes.
Nope same G as in God and there is only one of him unless he cloned himself successfully yet
Ya were talking about two different G’s. I’m talking about my commander. He’s as mortal as a human.
Hahaaha!
Gnat
Oh that’s even better Hatter! Because gnat starts with a G 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
I’m also known as Janus you know but because your annoying me you can call me Ricky
…okie, hiya Ricky whats up
*you’re
Nothing much how about you leave
Oh don’t be such a sourpuss life’s all about having fun!
Said Chaos incarnate to the god of choices
Touché
Yay I win
I think you’re pretty awesome, individual choice is one of the main pillars through which chaos can exist within a society
Hecate, Eris is doing it again
No not hecate, she is always complaining about the fact that I chose weapons above magic.
Chaos…
*twitches*
Chaos! CHAOS!
*convulses on the ground*
CHAOOOOOOOOOOS
She is the goddess of magyk and the crossroads who did you expect me to call when someone starts talking about something retaliated to choices Dionysus no of course not oh and weapons was a good choice
Ah, Hecate. I took on her name for awhile, I’m not her of course, but she was a fun part to play…
I don’t know, Dionysus is pretty cool.
But that Thanatos guy. Am I right?
Ah, Hecate. I took on her name for awhile, I’m not her of course, but she was a fun part to play~
Going back to my old name. Anyway, I would have called Dionysus. God I love that guy… Although, you could’ve called Thanatos. *Cough Cough Nudge Nudge*
Chaos incarnate vs. Dionysus winner chaos incarnate
Chaos incarnate vs. Thanatos winner chaos incarnate
Chaos incarnate vs. Hecate Winner Hecate
That’s why I called for Hecate
The pure incarnation of magic? Magic could be considered chaos where as technology order imposed on nature…. but no I she would kick my metaphysical baut
I’m just saying that magyk beats chaos, wine and d eath however are chaotic in themselves thus chaos would win
Very true Hatter. Unless it wasn’t…. Too bad I don’t know how to do that.
Or do I? 😈
Except I don’t 👿
ONE DAYYYYYYYYY….
Or not 😥
At one point Z hands down. Know who knows
…Chaos Alpha? What does your name signify??
He is the Alpha of the Chaos Wolves.
Son of Chaos and Nyx, alpha of the chaotica, and lead assassin of the army of Chaos.
Now that I would like to hear about…
Eris originally greek goddess of strife, chaos, discord, etc. Daughter of Nyx and Erebus, and my half sister. Nice name what do you want to know?
Oh I’m not that Eris, not exactly anyway. I’m primordial chaos given shape in this reality, Eris just happened to be the closest archetype in the Psychic Subconscious to myself so I took her shape, she gladly gave up her form to become Chaos Incarnate instead of just holding domain over the aspect. I have all her memories and personality and such… So I guess we are the same person, for now. Disorder is funny like that. So inconclusion; hey bro.
*busts lock on door*
Okay now I’ve got to get to the graveyard before midnight.
hey i am getting a new school computer so I will not be on for a while. fill u in when ever i can so to all my brethren and friend i havemade on this site c ya later
PARTY IN THE UNDERWORLD
I reject this melodramatic order! I will have discord!
Okay, I’ve decided, I’m going to topple the Bureaucrats who run the Underworld. Anyone else wanna join?
I knew I shouldn’t have invested in Pluto Mining Co.
Thanks Azrael 🙄
I told you Nidhog lending.
Or you could go with the National Bank of Neifelheim, the temperature is so low our stocks keep going up
I always hated bureaucracies. I’m in.
You are insane, what do you seek to gain
From topple ing the government?
If you do that, an apocolypse is likely to begin
A world, destroying apocolypse, a permanent apocolypse…
No rewind, no start over, just dead…
RB
By toppling the underworld’s government I seek to topple the underworld’s government. There’s really no other actual reason…
Hatters bored with underworld politics and also going to help oh an fenrir this is the only time I will agree with you about anything
That is treason hatter, and after I set you free too… Shameful… I had better hopes about you…
RB
Ps I’m starting to be tempted with the idea of takeing seth back down here…
And I’m tempted to bring my father down there to deal with you
Quick! Get to the doors of death! I’ll let you in. 😈
On my way!
WHO MADE THE SEAS CLASH!!! WHO MADE THE WIND HOWL!!! WHO AMONG ALL THE MEN HAD THE POWER TO PURGE THIS WORLD OF ALL THAT WAS UNCLEAN!!! I SAYS THE MAN OF THE ARK, AND I SAYS THE RULER OF THE BLACK GATES, I WILL NEVER GRANT THY PASSAGE INTO THE LAND OF BONES AND ASH… SO HELP ME GODS!!!
NOAH OF THE ARK
Acts like he is god, is against false gods, yup that about sums up Noah of the ark for you acts like he is the supreme being and yet will trash talk the actual supreme being,the great actitect, G the eternal, God, Christ all mighty, my true father, so I ask you Noah of the Ark, who is the law now? Psst the correct answer is “Guardian general Richard Doombringer Scales AKA Ricky”
So tell me, he who made the waters rise, he who washed the world of evil, destroyer of darkness, destroyer of innocence, he who drowned the light, monster of the tide, he who held man under, what happened to all the people of the world who lived by the mantras of good?
Its all chaos to me, but its time you pay your dues in three fold.
You think we need an invite to your party? Chaos does what it wants.
The world was rotten, I and the animals were the only ones worthy of liveing, I gave god a perfect world and he cast me into this pit of Ash and bones until I learned my lesson, and I think I have, one should never bother helping a rotten world when it’s ruled by gods while it that way.
RB
The world was rotten, I and the animals were the only ones worthy of liveing, I gave god a perfect world and he cast me into this pit of Ash and bones until I learned my lesson, and I think I have, one should never bother helping a rotten world when it’s ruled by gods while it that way.
Noah of Ark
You’re a sad, sad little man, and I pity you. In doing that to the world you prove that you were among the least worthy to live. And you shall burn for it. 👿
Eris, Azrael, I’m joining your crusade.
Oh yeah this is going to be on hell of a party!
Literally. 😆
That’s the joke silly
I’ll tell you what, let’s make a little pact, reaper y reaper, you leave me to my tending of the neather world, and I give you full rights to what ever you want with the surface world, no questions asked, no papers no rules,and in exchange, you give my a bit of your sickles blade metal, sound like a deal? If you don’t agree, I guess I’ll change Seth’s death date to let’s see, valintines day perhaps?
RB
Reaper I would except this offer because well the other two (2) Sam and graham are never really on the site and plus RB never said where he wanted the piece of scythe metal
Deal… But I best not hear another word about Seth’s D-Date until the time is really his… Or else I will destroy you Noah of Ark…
Ah, then the deal is struck, I’ll even give seth another year as a token of my forgiveness, plus I’ll take 200 off your sentance. Aren’t I sweet…
RB
Noah I have known you your entire life and your as sweet as Sulfuric acid just saying
Liar, sulfuric acid isn’t sweet, I just tried some 🙁
Seriously you actually drank sulfuric acid what the hades that was sarcasm
First name G what’s the last name on that*suspitious*
Ummm…. Chaos?
Hasn’t my son hatter told you I am G as in G the eternal/God all mighty/the great architect/the hatters true father
Apology’s my commander is also named G I was afraid he was stepping into my mission prematurely.
Fenrir: that’s eather RX-11 or RX-12 I will run logs and see if I can’t take care of that little blemish…
Dad your embarrassing me and yes I did tell the others about you it’s just they seem to have bad memories because I said it less than a week ago
*who will it
*drives up in a cherry red corvette* Get in everyone, we’re taking a trip to the land down under. I know a shortcut off route 666
*drives up in a cherry red corvette* Get in everyone, we are taking a trip to the land down under, I know a shortcut off route 666
Me to? Because I got banned last time I was there
You know full well why you got banned hatter, if you can civilized you can come back and we will have welcome ing arms…
RB
Ok I’ll be civil but if anyone tries to mess with me I’m leaving, oh and just as a question how many members are in the supernatural council?
Umm… That’s a hard one… I’d say about 7000000000 to the 16th power, give or take A few…
RB
Wow that’s a lot of creatures
Yes, but most of that is from the kingdom of microbial sprites. So we can fit them in a court room
RB
You only really need one representative per species so why so many microbial sprites? Unless most of then are representing different variants of their species
It’s more like a pest control problem than a political problem, THEY JUST WONT LEAVE THE UNDERWORLD!!! Plus they all talk in unison, it’s kind of creepy…
RB
A pest control problem you say? Well I do have a few instruments for that field of work that is if I know where to go and of course a method of transit
Let us make a pact for Seth’s life… Reaper… You know I’ll do it to…
A Mutual win…
We can discuss the terms of the contract anytime…
RB
No, you can’t touch Seth.
….
There we go. Now you literally can’t touch Seth! HHAHAHAHAHHHH!
Chaos can’t touch seth, I already changed his death date in the list, if you want him to stay alive the reaper Azrael will have to make a pact with me…
RB
My existence while sometimes grotesque and ever unfathomable is infinite and absolute (except when it isn’t). You threatened the Reaper, an agent of Chaos, Noah. Just as the world tasted your wrath so long ago, you shall taste my fury. Those screams inside your head shall be the last things you hear. And finally, right before I end your pathetic and puny existence, I will lock you in that moment of agony and replay it over and over and over again. Then I shall record your screams and put it on my phone and listen to it when I go for a jog. Then I shall make breakfast. A breakfast so succulent and delicate that no other breakfast shall never be able to even hope to compare for all of time, for that breakfast shall be cooked upon the FLAMING SOULS OF WISCONSIN’S INNOCENT CHEESE FARMERS! GLORIOUS!
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See? Hatter understands
Interesting?
All right, here’s my first offer… You don’t touch Seth, I don’t come down and chop off your head… 👿
I’m gonna do it anyway~
How about you and your posse never return or interact to the underworld and I never return or interact with the surface world. I don’t die, seth doesn’t die. Win win
RB
Counter offer, I take off your head, we destroy the underworld, you get peace, and I never have to listen to you again. Win win.
I can lift those 400 years off your head, but then again I can kill seth right now by changeing his death date, your pick Grimm…
RB
I can lift those 400 years off your head, but then again I can kill seth right now by changeing his de ath date, your pick Grimm…
RB
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RB
Omg by going after Seth he destroys the Order of the Underworld, 😆 Chaos with unfold no matter what we do, and I just have to sit here and watch! Bahahhahahahahhhh! 😈
You don’t have to be able to touch someone to burn their soul Eris, that’s the loophole to that statement
Yay! chaos!
Hi
I’ME BACK!
Location of morigan general pair confirmed. DIBS!! Engageing defending forces….
I already called destroying her main cluster.
Eh was just a couple feild generals. Manage this army in this dimension and report it to the inner circle. Speaking o which they have a heavily fortified bace in RX-11 grid 12 quad 16 and some inner circle member will be arriving their In two days time. Snipers are already in position aroun the bace. If you deside to pop in they will mop up and divert attention away from your assault.
Her main base is Cirin Morrangir. I don’t know what your code for it is but it is in a shadow realm on the edge of the earth called Annwn or Tir Na n Og. I have a large base in that realm as well and it has been where fighting is most heavy.
What the hell!………..how did I end up in frigin Greenland….ugh why did it have to be frigin Greenland.
Gotta fix that damn teleportation device before those damn Greenlanders find me. Oh why of all places on earth did it have to be Greenland. Couldn’t I have been teleported somewhere like Africa or Sri lanka.
Their government covered this up but in 2012 I used the president of Greenland as part of a necromancy ritual,
To revive an old friend that died eons ago. On an international scale nobody knows about this but all Greenlanders do. The can’t tell outsiders though cause the nanomachines their government stole from me, would instantly stop their hearts. Though the nano machines which they stole were actually meant for
Regeneration and immortality their twisted government found out how to use them to kill not to revive and regenerate.
Ice land was busy that’s why your in Greenland and anyway that thing never worked in the first place
Oh lord… Didn’t your mother ever tell you not to mess with the laws of life and dëath? Well, I don’t see why she’d have to… Kurogane, your a pet dealer right? Where might I get a Mothra egg?
😮 Not a pet dealer. Necromancer,werewolf and zombie advocate!
Well do you have any idea?! 🙁
I hate you soooo much, I mean necromancy, seriously, do you know how much that sucks for reapers like me and Azrael? Try pyro lancet on for size, all the fun of magic rituals your used to, but , with fire!!!
I’ll send you a copy of practical pyromancy curtesy of the grim socity of reapers 🙂
RB
Seth I think I might shift for the first time tonight and yes I’m a new person to da site
Probably not Fang The Wolf it’s kinda the final day of the full moon
Oh well I leave till next year den
Oh well I leave till next year den I guess
Hail Fang the wolf,
While my good friend Hatter is correct that the full moon for this month is winding down not all werewolf transformations are triggered by the full moon. Many many factors go into determining when and how and if a werewolf shifts that it can be very difficult to predict. For more information on this watch this video. Pay particular attention to the second half.
So what I am getting at is that if you sense that a shift may be near then it very well may be. Regardless of the phase of the moon.
Seth
Thanks and bye bye for when I feel like it which is prob like next month if I remember
Does anybody have any freaking idea why I’m choking and having trouble breathing
Last night of the full moon, likely transformation?
I hope that’s not why
That avatar is freaking awesome!
Whos
That avatar is freaking awesome! To the reaper
Well, thank you. I use it for my twitter account.
Hmm… I don’t like it, maby, maby if it was pure black with a touch of dispare, then it would realy look like you…
RB
I really hope that’s not why
I wonder what ever happened to Louis pine? Hmm…..
Sup guys
Sup, my home dawg
RB
?
I dont remember meating u
NB this is Noah of the ark or agent RB, Noah of ark this is new bloud or NB, ok now that you two have met officially let’s make a pointless thread about either the underworld or the overworkd
Why
Because kitten that’s what usually happens with a conversation involving Noah
What if i dont want to talk about the faliour that is the underworld or the war stained wreck that is the earth
Then you end up taking to a disappearing cat *vanishes*
Oh so your the cat with the unessisaraly creappy smile
Yup that one oh and has anyone seen hatter around?
So cat, are your ready to join reaper corps. Or are you going to hide from us forever?
RB
You’ll never get me to work for you, you tried to obliterate the hatter
No no no, you’ve got it all wrong, we want you to work with us not for us… Come on you know you want to…
Plus, hatter has been pardoned 🙂
RB
You tried to kill my friend why don’t you come to wonderland and figure out why my smile looks like woven daggers, and anyway I don’t work with things that are skinnier than a calico kitten
Hey Noah *tips hat* Cheshire yeah Noah what you just said to the Cheshire Cat makes you seem like a condescending a hole oh and warning from the wise/Devine Cheshire cats can extract the life from via chewing most creatures in the supernatural world
Oh hatter, I am a condescending a hole… But that’s no reason not to take my offer seriously…
RB
You do realize Cheshire is now behind you trying to find a way you would fit in his mouth right? Oh and you might want to sprinkle this over your right shoulder *hands over a container of a wonderland product called hath pepper* to keep Cheshire away
Please, I only wish to do business, because that’s what I am, an honest to gods business man, who only wishes to expand his company with the most qualified people as my associates…
Come on Cheshire, it pays good, real good…
I’ll let you sleep on it
RB
I’ll sleep on it
Hello strange cat.
The name is jarrod Cheshire but most call me Cheshire or chess or cheshy
My name is generic but most people call me, the big wolf, or winter.
Grrr autocorrect, Fenrir.
Hello fenrir ulfangr son of Loki,frost king,creator of the lycan,wait no hatter explained to me one of those titles is false specifically the one regarding you creating the lycan because as hatter remembers it was The great architect who created the lycan from the left leg of a guardian who was third of the kind and first creature to be torn limb from limb by the third race to ever be created(horses).
(•_•)
It’s nice to know that you still never have anything interesting to talk about here.