1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:
WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.
WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:
LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:
This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
Is it my mailbox or has no one posted in a couple days.
No I replied to my own thing but I didn’t get a email…I don’t think it’s working again…
Make sence. Starting Sunday I’m going off line. Ill be back depending on the mission statues changes or not.
Okay that’s your choice not mine do what you like I don’t care and I won’t care…I’m just going to stay up for as long as my eyeslids can…try not to sleep too much….it’s just personal problems so nobody worry unless your name is Elena….and even then she shouldn’t worry either I’ll be fine…oww my knee hurts….
Set joint at half tourck aply ice nod heat generously preashure alon mussle tissue helps aswell (muss ash)
Well I’m back home again after a rather unfortunate leave of absence 👿
Hail Syreign,
A belated thank you for your report. The last I remember you had received a bullet intended for a werewolf. Did it turn out the silver had an effect on you after all? Did you uncover the story of that attack?
Survivally Yours,
Seth
I keep having nightmares of killing people and then i wake up in a ditch. Do you guys have any suggestions of whats happening to me
You are freaking awesome
Paradox what did we talk about at tea that’s right no encouraging violence so stop it
Hmmm…this is probaly a good thing to put on my list…maybe even my book…. 😈 oh the things I can do…
WW or vamp more probably than others. Do you wake up nude?
Heloo i am back
You got any, you know, blood? It’s okay, puppy, werewolf blood is special! See, you’re special! It tastes like heaven… RAWR >:)
Ok just to say it guys if anyone needs supplies for their survival I am your man for that and that encludes any creature from angel to zombie so if you need any help with liquids or solids send me a message on skype
Oh and no if you are having trouble going to the restrooms do not bother me
No sry
Actually my blood would poison you, but then Morrigan and I have been enemies for 10,000 years so we could probably both kill eachother
Then you would want one with half sasquatch then like me :3
NOT
My mom never said I had a brother now some kid a year older than me is living with us then my best friend gets turned into a vampire and my dad tried to exploit me being a werewolf to them both last week this ” brother ” that i now have decided to be a idiot and accidentally hurt him self why my best fried was over he had a hard time helping me take my brother to the hospital. And that is my current life, sucks doesn’t it
could be worse.
Well…if you think about it someone will always have a more complex life so maybe it’s tiny fraction of the world saying I’m going to make your life miserable…as they say misery loves company…so it might just really like me more because to me that doesn’t sound so horrible….
Bewere the null
So I just had a very interesting conversation with this tall faceless thin tentacle thing/guy. He had a nice suit though. He smelled a lot like Reaper actually.
Well then im glad you two met on nicer terms than when i did
sounds like you met slender man. And about how much silver is in a cutting knife??
Mabie 0.23% not enough to kill you dont worry
nill, none. its a kitchen knife silver is valuable they don’t waste it on utensils
Actualy all meatals are at least 0.005% silver
Nay most matals are mined in pure for and the mixed into alloys but very few can support silver and remain stable.
Also, because metals are elements they don’t actually contain silver ever, you can create silver alloys but silver is a soft metal and tends to be VERY useless in weapons.
Untrue silver is not soft gold is
Nope both are relarively soft, tested it silver knives bend and silver bullets are innacturate beyond measure.
and I’m not wrong abou that elements bit. (scientific elements not magic kind)
Only at an atomic level. Otherwise there’s no such thing as pure silver. Silver likes to bond, it has a natural charge of +1.
Yes but when you melt it it only bond to itself. and I looked it up both gold and silver have a hardness 0f 2.5 on the Mohs scale.
http://www.jewelry-secrets.com/Metals/Metals-Mohs-Scale-Of-Hardness/The-Mohs-Scale-Of-Hardness-For-Metals.html
Fenrir you’re mistaken.
Does anyone have any experience being a weapon created by a demi got who will ither save the world or end it
I’m sorry but I can’t say I have
Demigod no, but I do have exceptional experience at being a wepon both saving and ending worlds. First thing is finding Somone worthy of weilding you. G is mine. Then you have to fill his gaps. Like I their to soft you have to be heartless and if their stupid you have to be smart enough for two. Ect
Got the smart part down but i need wepons
Like angelic weapons however being not an angel i cannot create them
By weapon i mean humanoid war tool not like a sword imbewed with a soal that would be cool thouch
You meen troops. Not wepons troops. And your prefers trooper are angles. Can’t help ya their I prefer drakes and wolfs on their natural talent and extreme record in combat efficiency.
Thank you very much
Actualy i am suppose to have a set of armour and some kind of sword things that come out of slits in the top of the gauntlets and wrap themselves around my lower arms an protrude 2 feet but are supisingly light i think some kind of angel created living metal. Anyway i an suppose to summon it all using a ring of some sort
Sounds like the claws of tajera. Not made by angle. The ring your talking about is angelic warrior but… No never mind…
How do i get them last i heard the keepers had them
Or is there someone already with the claws of tajara
Hatter, darling, I am loving this hat! Its even fire proof! You should really start a line of them
I try my best to do my best oh and that’s a hat from my new line actually a new line of hats alway comes January 1st and you got the first one
Your best far out surpasses any expectations, I’m honored
Stop it Lilith I’m pretty sure my hat doesn’t even fit any more thanks to you but then again I was once the god of choices
New blound I thought you were dead 😯 I thought you were a goner of the tall man
So did i
this is freaking awsome!
Wats awesome?
If anyone has a meens of contacting any of the mythic hunting factions of the humans that would help me out emencly. I Evan settle for the illuminaughty. The reason I ask is my former supplier (envy) quite. After mark, Lilith, jake, and the stone father died trying to find me. Ten others shortly after contacting me. I dident atack any of them which is puzzling.
Wait what now? I know a few small groups of hunters but most refuse to trust me 😥
Ya I try’d to talk to DP-19 but their rep got shredded (ill spare the details) then they where taken over by the Freemasons and I try’d to talk to them they send one at a time their best hunters to find me all died or MIA befor reaching five miles to me.
Small is good small meens they get a lot of derogatory attention from bigger factions. I have a cover I’m posing as a human so I can get close enough that my peace plan can be heard. Then I appoint mysel as the mythic ambasiter and bang we have peace with the humans. Just in time to stop the dark one. I just need contact info. Don’t worrie iv refined my plan.
The Knights Templar are willing to negotiate, Velanko, as is the Ashwood Lodge, a smaller exclusive organization of the ultra-rich who indulge in the ultimate thrill, the hunt of the supernatural. Mainly werewolves. If desired I can also contact my old friends… the inner circle of the Hellfire Club.
I have contacts in the DawnBlade order, and I basically control the Dragon’s Fang.
Templars are good the ash wood would be fun… Email me some contacts at damyou117@hotmail.com ill take it from their
I cannot be seen by the Knights Templar then i think i have someone in my ancestry who was an enemy of the Knights
how can i tell I’m a werewolf
i got bitten by a random dog that show up at my house a month ago and i feel really strange
i don’t have rabies i got checked, any way i randomly find myself drooling in public looking at meat and i feel like i always have to be outside and about the thing seeing how much you can carry, now for some reason i always want to carry all the groceries i can carry from the car to the house and i have no idea why. i get really frustrated lately i don’t know why but the other day i almost yelled at my teacher for telling me to go bring the attendance down even though she asked me nicely and i have no idea why
Sounds like it, but dogs don’t transmit lycanthropy/werewolfism only wolves and even then only werewolves.
I hate moving
Iv come up with a new plan to be rid of this block. Flood it. I theorize after extensive testing last night that the block protects me from harm via mythic. So if I overload that sensor it should fall. Fenrir I read some ere that you can remotely transmit the “virus” if so pump me with enough o it to kill a drake. Probobly more… That should do it.
Noone likes moving but it is nessisary.
I can through certain magic means, but I may not have the power. I can try though.
if this fails I would suggest you contact the druids at Tara.
They can’t help something about a disconnect between bodie and spirit. Literal not metaforical. Evan if they would help I have no meens of contacting them from this realm as this platform. Nothing changed yet except when I took a shower the seccond the water touched my hair the whole room smelled like those TV dinner brownies. Could just be mint shampoo and chicken grease.
when we shift do we look like this: Scott McHall does in wolf form. or do we look like jacob black when he shifts??
technically, at full power a lycan can shift to either full-human, full-wolf or any combo in between.
Nice atempt. It only managed to cause minor mussle aches. And overal 20% increase in symptoms. It did however reviel some embarising and useful information. Turns out I’m not begin blocked simply trapped. On my last attempt to escape this realm I aperantly got my physical form stuck inside the valise wile my “spirit” wanders the vers freely this realm excluded. So wile for y’all the valise is an invisible barrier not affecting you to me its the air I breath. Any ideas how to dislodge myself from this predicament?
We could attempt to reach through the realms and wretch you back
O.0 ok easyr said than done. One seccond I need to get my assets in order… Done. Good luck my soul is in a few million pieces and the valise is pretty tough. Ever in favor if it works so fair trade off.
I am out of power for now I can’t help. I lit myself on fire last night, well thats what it felt like anyway. I don’t really know what happened.
ugh last post in moderation, but the gist of it is I can’t help, not enough energy left
Ok. I’ll just need something of yours velanko ie hair, nails, blood or some skin etc.
I’ll redirect power from the grid to power the ritual, from there its just a matter of finding the pieces, which could take time, especially given that time doesn’t always move the smae way in each realm.
Fair enough. If authorized you to acces the DNA database in hq that’s your safest bet it is outside this realm. But if you dandy danger pop in ill be happy to give some strait from the source.
Hmm, best not to waste time. I’ll access the banks and begin the ritual within a few hours.
Affirmative. Ill assign squads to hunt down pieces of my soul and gather them. They will be of great help.
I can provide assistance in whatever form is best, I have spell components stocked in mass quantities because I control Neifleheim and Vanirheim.
What kind of condition is your physical form in and is your spirit still at all atached to your physical form?
Well current condition is thuroughy stuck at human skinned wolf. Yes and no it is separated from me but is still tethered to me. I am in control of my spirit when my bodie is out. I can acces it at any time but leaves my bodie vuanerable and can’t hold it long.
Fenrir: you can help if you want iv asked too much of you already. If Lilith has completed the ritual then it has envy had any affect on me and I will be useless during the expedition. Talk to Lilith to see what help is needed.
You know that sounds like a mental cage. Though rare, because your average mythic has a low empathy rate, some times when mythics develop PTSD they can lock their spirit out of their body. Then ghe experience shifting from one to the other controllable or not depending on the form of PTSD. Plus you’re a solider, you wouldn’t be the first soldier to get PTSD. Just an idea.
Ghe should have been they.
Shell shock? Maby but I don’t possess the symptoms except jumpy. How would one solve this disorder (mythic)
Can you locate a physical point for both of your forms? And I mean can you picture them in your mind, not like latitude and longitude. If so try to focus on uniting the to images, almost like pulling you spirit back towards your body. If that doesn’t work try to face what gave it to you. If that doesn’t work its probably not ptsd.
CHAOS! YOUR BACK! WHOO HOO! Now we can party! Well, unless Lilith eats me first…
Oh c’mon! Just a tibia…
BUT I ONLY HAVE TWO! D= Fine, I’ll trade you one finger, for a cheeseburger from Wendy’s.
Oooooo a baconater sounds so good. Yeah sure lets go everybody, I’m buying!
Um ok not actually the strangest thing I’ve heard from this site.
Damn dimensional rifts always spazzing me in and out of the void. We’ll I’m back for now.
I wonder wether anyone remembers me?
Course’ I do. Welcome back Kurogane.
Anyone on right now?
Any0ne on?
I am
I’ve been seeing this strange white wolf everywhere I go I don’t know if it’s harmful or not can anyone tell me what’s happening
Hmm white wolf can meen a lot but most likely it’s pointing you along a path like willow the wisp but without the whole crazed demon animal along the way thing.
Hey any progress this dream thing is starting to bug me.
Strange in what way?
It’s probably your spirit animal. Or you’ve been cursed and will die in a few days. Or someone that has a crush on you put a spell of protection on you.
It always seems to disappear after I see it
ah… well wolf spirits, Ulvanden, are often White, they serve as guides and guardians. The Wolves of Fimbulwinter are also white and Ethereal, but you would know if you had seen one of them they are usually hostile and carry cold with them. Finally the wolves of the Wild Hunt are white, but they have blood red eyes and ears. So I doubt it was one of them.
Well I am a werewolf and the wolf doesn’t seem to be hostile it seems to be watching me
It could be that it was I have agents everywhere with instructions to find and protect any who know of the truth.
Knows the truth about what
just bought loads of muffins 😛
How dare you 👿
RELEASE THE FERRETS
WHAT
?????????
Hell-Ferrets. I see now that instead of breathing life into the first Hellhounds, I should have been crafting Hell-Ferrets! Bow before their glory!
Oh. Oh wait no, those are just normal ferrets.
Well… this is awkward…
Yes, yes it is.
Can I have one? My pets keep dying. 😥
Well you did run off with my muffin
It was a muffin… Get over it and then give him a ferret odds are it won’t be that dangerous to give a reaper a ferret.
Muffins are sacred!
To who?
Werewolves, Reapers, apparently Lillith, Seth (maybe) and… I think my neighbor the troll has some sort of Altar in his backyard with an apple cinnamon muffin on it…. I’ll be back… >.>
DID YOU JUST SAY MUFFINS WERE SACRED? Heh heh he heh….oh is it a joke or not?….*fake whistling*….
Oh why bother? He says they died anyways…
FOR THE RECORD! It was apple cinnamon, and it was delicious.
Ok I have to point this out the troll got trolled.
Then you should get a hellhound. Sometimes their red,sometimes their orange and some times their black and sometimes green. Plus their immortal .
Not quite balefire kills them.
He said immortal, not invulnerable. Most people forget the difference. Immortality means you can’t die by Natural ways I.E Old Age, or Sickness. But, unless you are also invulnerable you can die from unnatural wounds I.E Stabbed through the chest, or yes burning. Big difference Fenrir.
Wow. People still exist here.
Of course we do, we can’t let Seth down now can we? By the way, big fan AP.
Wish I could say I cared, but… No. I despise my fan base as much as everyone else.
Who are you. Name sounds familiar but I can’t say iv heard it pronounced that way. A big ego makes a tall man top heavy and apt to fall.
Fenrir: repainting my armor (finally) what shoulder is your mark located?
Collection at 56% persent and the masons have taken notice. They sent some scouts and I have to say I’m insulted at their physical build. Going to atempt ethereal contact with wolf and spirit tonight see what the best corse of action is tween the three of us.
Hail A.P.
Thanks for the proof of life and what have you survived to give it? Do tell.
It’s true there are still many survivors around but as before only a few of them are people as in the sense of human. Although Alex apparently is now – still? – fully one.
Still keeping on …
Seth
Ego? I am a complete and total narcissistic sociopath with no regard for anyone, save myself who is quite happy being your new god now bow before you’re all smoldering piles of ash. And, Seth I lost contact with Alex days ago. I haven’t had to survive anything save one insane cannibal girlfriend who I am now free of. I’ve been touring with my band in New York state in America and I destroyed a replica of my axe bass over a zombie’s head. I learned better English and have returned to… Idk live eternally here or something…
Right, Velanko the right one.
MY god HA! For an accusation like that your going to need proof. Youl find it in my mind this is to provide a two layer proof that is irrefutable. The ego thing is for evryone seems a lot o people here are slaves to their ego. Mine is quite large I admit.
Thanks would hate to put it on the wrong place and be like those guys who accidentally hung the flag upside down… We all know what happened to them…
No problem, hey you’re reworking you armour right
Ya twelv years outdated with our rate of advancement I’m suprized its stayed together. Got any ideas?
There are certain Celtic symbols that can increase the strength of armor. That is why my soldier’s armor has blue markings on it they ward against magic as well.
😀 Cybernetic wings???
Why would… Never mind it would defeated the perpous of the jet pack. (Mini cruise missle like engines running off electric pulse an archane energys)
The marks react negitivly with our equipment an open back doors. They are not needed considering the Kenetic barrier and other oppritory functions. Shock troopers are nearly untouchable.
Ya that spirit conjoined thing sparks a small reaction but dosent work. Still can’t root it out yet ill try again on the eatheril planes.
Technology can do that right?
If there is one thing I’ve learned from this century, it’s that Technology makes anything possible.
Repetitive nanites?
I’m sorry?
Grrr. Sorry meant repairitive nanites.
*whispers in Fenrir’s ear*
Swaaaaaaag
Drop it Ashley.
Anfa ar an plain Lir,
Bursts a bacainní i bhfad agus in aice,
Agus anseo ar an taoide ag ardú,
Stoirm agus taistil gheimhridh callánach,
caitheadh Gheimhridh sleá ag taitneamh
If it doesn’t make sense in English don’t say it in Irish fenrir
It does make sense its a celtic poem the same one I posted last month actually.
Well I translated it on google and this is the English version
“Storm on the plain of Lir,
Bursts it’s barriers far and near,
And here’s the rising tide,
Noisy storm and winter travel,
Winter spent shining spear.
Your telling me THAT makes sense ❓ ❗
I think it makes yes sense so ha ha ha and good day sir!!!!
That translation’s not quite right it’s titled storm at sea,
Tempest,on the plain of Lir,
Bursts its barriers far and near,
And hear upon the rising tide,
Storm and noisy winter Ride,
Winter throws a shining spear.
*I know it doesn’t translate perfectly I had to go from memeory and fill in the blanks with google translate.
Wellall I had for translations was google translate so I guess I should apologize but I won’t
So talked with my second in command. He told me some troops ran into Lilith and said get lost useing unsatisfactory language. What’s that about? I also got a report saying 43% done collecting the shards… Ohhhh (explicit language in native tung) I just relized the sheer amount of paperwork I’m going to have to do on this “expedition” a packet four pages Lon per trooper and a couple more per shard and my own reports *eye twitch*
😯 oops…
They all survived but I couldn’t hold the connection long enough to see the report. So what happened?
He doesn’t have a neko, and if he does I can’t find it.
So uh, I am going to make a long story short and tell you of what happened.A few years ago I got a new power I didn’t understand (thankfully I caught on after this big mistake) well, before I did understand it… I accidentally transported/created, an insane cult of nekos from another realm/universe.
It was really an accident, and I what did was supposed to be a joke! Well, if anyone plays the online game called adventure quest (Also known as battle on) It is the nekos from there.
So if you see a weird neko on the street and the neko offers you ears. RUN. Those ears are brain washng devices and turn you into nekos. I thought I got rid of them last year, but a group of them are in my state and tried to turn me into a neko. Also, a request from me. please avoid killing them. They don’t know better 🙁
*Blinks* Oh hi.
Safrieda here, um, anone know of the vampire named Mandika? He used to be somewhat evil, but he isn’t evil anymore.
Does anyone know about the nekos who hurt his family? I got to find them. Now. DO NOT RISK INNOCENTS OVER THIS MATTER.
Bakeneko, a sub-species of demon cat native to japan.though dangerous in the wild but they make great friends when you form contracts with them and are great listeners in their human form.
Heard of those before, but this isn’t a bake neko. It is a neko cult thingy, it was supposed to be a joke. I didn’t know they would actually come to earth and go around infecting people with brain washing neko ears.
Besides, do bakenekos talk like this, th1s iz exmpl3, day tlk lik dis.
Or something like that.
No. They speak like humans with the occasional ” Gozaran”.
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Fenrir should be able to read that
I can’t though I almost recognize it,but then it slips away again.
Want me to tell you the language?
It’s nice to know who has been re-writing what has been done and re-packaging it in the new boxes, guys. AP signing off for the early morning. Hail to the king.
Well, it seems everyone is sleeping. Oh well, I suppose I’ll wait until tomorrow.
Anybody on as usual I’m having trouble sleeping again
No.
Well technically your on
No. I’m busy… devouring souls and being malevolent and whatnot.
What does malevolent even mean
Bad. Wicked. That sort of thing.
Oh thanks for telling me
Sure…
Oh and who are u
The most wondrous being known to all.
Well that backfired. My spirit and my wolf don’t like eachother. Couldn’t make out details on the wolf it was surrounded by thick miasma. Troyes the joining thing dident work but we all agree the best corse o action right now is eather find Somone strong enough to help who has use or be patient.
Yup meeting me in person would do the trick. Good luck with that.
Hello, survivors.
And there was no sign of intelligent life anywhere…
It’s not that it’s just your an (-|-)(|–)(-|-)(///)(\\\)
Now now be nice the poor guy has dilutions of power he has enough problems.
I second what Horus said. His problem is that he is a (-|-)(|–)(-|-)(///)(\\\).
At least I can spell ‘delusions’ correctly. It’s sad when my English is better than yours. Also, if you were brave in any regard, you’d actually say what that meant. Bunch of illiterate, incompetent, and unlikable cowards.
Elysian code
(-)(-|)(-\)(|–)(|||)(|-)(/-)(|-|)(-|-)(-/)
A b c. D. E. F G h. I. J
(|/\)(|)(|\/|)(|\|)(///)(|-\)(\\)(|\)(–)(\\\)
K. L m. N. O P. Q. R s. T
(//)(||)(|/\|)(\)(\/)(/)
U. V w. X y. Z
Your welcome
Thanks hatter and you’re right they are.
You just proved my point entirely. If you where a god capable of weilding me you would know why my spelling sucks. You also wouldn’t be so easily manipulated. Theirs a fine line between cower dice and respect. We don’t openly say it out of respect for those who don’t want to hear it (read) auto correct sucks. Keeps trying to turn my name from Velanko to cleanliness
Velanko… No… Okay? Were a god caple of wielding me… Where is a location… Maybe the world would be better off with AP leading it…
Capable*
Threatening my survival? Hypocrisy, thy name is Reaper.
I wasn’t threatening you AP, I was correcting Velanko.
I do but I haven’t seen a full computer in many months I only had my data pad for a couple days. Iv Ben useing my iPod since 2006 or so. Again auto correct likes to change everything and to me theirs were and where I don’t do the whole one word eight meanings game humans love so much.
Know how to solve that problem? Create a permanent account on WordPress, you leaning tower of incompetence. Then, you can customize your picture and you won’t have to retype your name every time you get online. I’m surrounded by fools…
*You’re.
Anyways, I’m bored with this bickering. I have to ask if anyone else here has read Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard?
I’ve heard of it.
Yes, but have you read it? It’s quite an excellent read if you’re as avid a reader as I am. And it holds other significance, but I won’t talk about that here… I don’t find it being appropriate.
I am indeed a very avid reader, I will try to find it next time I go book shopping, or get a book on Amazon.
I just figured that I’d let the rest of you know that the character and I are two completely different entities and I’m probably about as far opposite you can get out, minus actually being French Canadian. I’m actually not an antagonistic, misogynistic, angry bigot.
Is that the book he based Scientology off of?
Yes.
But, I was suggesting it more for it’s themes of peace and how to be at it. I wasn’t trying to convert you guys or anything. Sorry if it came off that way.
haha no it’s fine. I’ve kinda wanted to read it just to see if it could give me insight into the mind of Hubbard, he’s an interesting figure to say the least.
This being me as a person, not my character. I’m breaking the fourth wall because I’m interested in a positive conversation.
Ah AP I believe I may have just met your daughter. She was such a pleasant girl
I don’t have a daughter. I’m 16. 😆
COUGH COUGH IN CHARACTER COUGH
Yeah. Like I said, I don’t have a daughter.
Annette? Ringing any bells?
Ugh. No, “Annette” is Stigma. I didn’t know about that until afterwards and as I said, I have no children, mate, family, and I’m not necessarily friends with anyone here either. My friends from this site left eons ago with the exceptions of those running this site. You guys know who you are.
So bored, two years without a contract. I’m an assassin I need some excitement soon cause I have cabin fever. This site is based on earth isn’t it earth time is weird. You know I bet I’m the most successful adhd assassin. Most are dead.
Adult female human who lives at 301 south collage street la habra California blonde hair and blue eyes you will receive payment after you complete the job possible pay $2000
Why, and keep the money that’s not how the chaotica work. You give me a target and one word to describe why.
Here your one word “Mary”and I’ve already given a target
I didn’t know assassins were no nit-picky. You’d have to be the most improbable and incompetent assassin since Conner…
We work for the betterment of the universe, we are the children of chaos. Besides earthen money does not have value in the void. Our goal is to rid the universe of evils to great for soldiers. We are more military assassins.
And mary as in the one on the sight?
Yup she is the reason you should do it oh and I might have given the wrong description of the target in fact everything after the word California is wrong but Mary should fill you in if you go for a close up encounter with the target thank you and remember normal is overrated
Excuse me but are you guys trying to kill Mary? Your crumbling to pieces…the world is just crumbling…there’s a slight reason for no hope and I’m giving up…we’re all just giving up aren’t we? Lost causes…and lost without being corrected right…
Hatter, you are threatening the survival of another Survivor of the Month. I warn you Hatter, if you even get CLOSE to having the Alpha assassinate Mary… I will bring the full force of The Reaper down on you! Are we understood Hatmaker?!
Reaper he’s not talking about me if he was I would be yelling right noe
Noe is supposed to now
California, and Mary. He said that he was wrong on some of the info. This is EXACTLY the kind of thing the Hatter would do.
No by he got the information wrong was he described me which isn’t what the target looks like
People caring for one another? Gag. But, seriously even I don’t threaten people.
My thaughts exactly AP. except I do threaten people when I think it will turn them away so I don’t have to kill them.
Again its not me hatter is threatening
Wats so wrong caring for each other? Don’t you have no heart? You monster…
Thanks. I work so hard at despising positive emotions. It means alot.
You try to kick positive emotions away? You have no life sir you truly don’t you may think your living but you are only a shadow…which is why I will try even harder to annoy people thanks for the aspiring words…ha ha what a joke those weren’t aspiring,but I will annoy anyone to their breaking point…heh heh heh….ooo this is gonna be fun!!!
Yeah? Well, you’re a test tube baby. See? I can be really mean sometimes.
Ooo a test tube baby I’m sooo hurt…not…you didn’t even get a frown out of me from that comment…sticks and stones may break my bones,but means words never hurt me…
Oh, you got me with the ‘not’ card! I remember when I said that along with everyone else in the late 90’s.
Glad you got some brains in that thick head of yours. I’m rather surprised that you could even come up with a comeback…
Oh, do you know how to speak Shakespearean quotations in perfect iambic pentameter? No? Learn it then get back to me on who is of lesser intellect.
Oh how nice you speak pretty…really what’s your profession? Theatre? I can speak pretty too…actually I speak over 10 languages so what your excuse mister know it all?
AP that skill confers nothing in the form of intelligence, it is knowledge, while Scarlett’s ability to speak multiple languages makes it apparent she has some talent with it, thus making a better case for higher intelligence.
Reaper I am talking about offing a female adult the reason I want this to happen is to make Mary who I have been helping off the site for about 50 days happy I would and could never hurt her in fact she is my girlfriend lucky enough for me oh and the reason I haven’t been helping on the site is because I have been trying to help Mary through a rough patch in her life
Holy crap who would of known…should I? Oh yes I should…It is of the out most miracle that anyone would ever even think about nether a least date Mr. Hatter…I give my sympathy to the dear girl…
Now is the time where I feel like freaking out…but I’m not because I wish the best for my friend Mary and I will save it for later…see I’ve been working on not speaking just about every insulting thing I’m thinking of…
Scarlett fyi I chose for hatter to be my boyfriend
Scarlett, as Mary’s guardian, I suggest we place her in a padded cell until her hysteria wears off. Perhaps some pills, and solitary confinement will help her see how insane that is.
REAPER DONT U FREAKING DARE
Mary, face facts… Hatter is nuts, what do you think happened to Alice? You really think she died of old age? Yeah right, I am protecting you as I always have done. I don’t care what you think of me, the Hatter is a threat. He is not only banished from Wonderland, but he is also banished from EVERY Fairy Tale land in existance! Oz, the Grimm Fairy tales reality, he’s even wanted in Africa! I know the Hatter Mary, and if you don’t believe me… Ask him who crafted my hood…
Fine I’ll ask him in the morning but at least he actually cares about me I may look happy but try taking a look at my shoulder its covered in cuts
And anyways why do I still need a guardian I can take care of myself if u haven’t noticed
Foolish girl… If you insist to continue this folly with the Hatter, then I shall help you no more… I care not for thy Mortal struggles, my name is Thanatos… I see you will no longer listen to me, despite my advice, and my obvious trust for you. I hope you will see your mistake someday Mary, but for now all I can do is pity you… 👿 Good luck, this is the last response to you.
Fine I’ll stop talking to him
Umm no. Try again and this time tell him to back off. ._.
What does it matter I’m never allowed to make my own choices so its probably going to end badly so I’ll just do what I always do is have people make my choices
Umm it matters because it’s your life and you should never let anyone live it for you…
No one ever let’s me besides all I am is a problem to everybody no one would even care if I was gone everyone would probably be happy that they no longer have to deal with the mistake that is me
I’m not doing drama. If you want to spend the rest of your life bending over backwards to please everyone else, that’s your problem. This is why I don’t help any of you.
If thy could take care of thine-self, you would not indulge a madman. But I digress, wait for my reply above. Tis being moderated.
Oh and reaper go ahead and put me in a padded cell I don’t care anymore
Hail Mary,
Yes thanks for not yelling on the site. The mod filter is already acting strange, I don’t want to get it riled up anymore.
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
1.reaper I would never I’m talking about an ADULT female who lives in that house 2. Go stab yourself with your scythe is the closest I’ve ever been to threatening a survivors survival
1. Specify that next time. 2. You never really help anything either.
I did specify it read it over again reaps
no he really doesn’t help anything.
Yes, let’s all gang up on one person! You guys are like piranhas. And you hypocrites said that I was threatening survival…
Whatever…
-plays my bass and remains quiet-
-human face is engulfed in shadow and four red eyes appear-
Wow…
I will try, but earth is often off limits.
And reaper you look back I’ve helped defend Mary and she is out of my jurisdiction
I will try, but earth is often off limits.
And reaper you look back I’ve helped defend Mary and she is out of my jurisdiction
Here is one but if you cant its fine her name Diana beltran reason:pure hatred i would like to see her dead but try to do it the quietest and stealthiest please
Simple task for me, but I’ve got the council breathing down my back already so. Yeah. Hey, if you need help with anything you can check out my website above. I’ll get to you as soon as possible, unfortunately due to my recently very busy schedule, I haven’t been able to update/post new tips lately. I’m working on it though.
I have been sheltered from the outside world by my insolent abusive grandparents so can you plz say which council?
I can indeed, I’m going under a new Alias, but for the purposes of my tips, I’ll still reply as The Reaper. Anywho, the council of the Supernatural of course.
Thank you.
Seriously you are comparing an assassin’s creed character to him wow…….
Hey three more years and youl know what I’m at right now. Phycolagists keep trying to diagnose me with passiv ADD. Ben out of work for three thousand years with only memory’s and dreemlike actions with little evidence to support. It’s infuriating…
Try being stuck in spirit form for 12000 years sometime.
I’ve been stabbed in the face with a carrot no one cars
Attacked by an angry Russian king (who was wearing only his underwear) with a huge canoe paddle.
Try being transported to a dimension made entirely out of nacho cheese… WITHOUT ANY CHIPS
Sorry but I can only laugh at those things oh and Lilith if you were there it wasn’t entirely cheese
Oh gosh, the horror of no chips! Next time you go there, bring Doritos.
Well, someone has to ask…. Why were you attacked by a Russian king in his undies…?
P.S your welcome Seth.
Oh, I was kinda sneaking through his room to get the keys to that particular castle. His attack though rather surprising wasn’t very effective. He ended up bleeding out on his carpet.
Hail Janus,
I care deeply about any and all vegetable-related stabbings that take place here at SOS. In fact, I have posted your case to This Week In Survival calling for information leading to the detention of the (alleged) carrot stabber.
Any idea why somebody would want to do this to you? I hope they missed your CARROTid artery….
Seth
Hail Janus
And I’ll just step in here if thats okay.
Was the carrot baby sized, or full grown?
Depending on if it was last year, or this year… I believe you got attacked by an easter bunny.
Did you get any rotten eggs in your shorts? Or perhaps did your hair turn pink?
Whatever the case, I hope you have a merry christm- No wait, that’s last year… A happy Super Bowl!
Full grown and nothing else happened
Oh and you know Janus was the first name I ever used right I just decided to live a series of normal lives so I became one of the guardians 903 years ago then I kept changing my name so you really don’t know me at all
I knew who you were. For one thing you never have changed avatars. I just like helping people. Even if they are you.
*bows* thank you
And which Guardians are these hatter the ones in the Disney movie. 🙄 (if so call me Frost)
If that’s it, can I be Pitch? I know I’m too old to watch that movie, but it was really enjoyable.
I wanna be the one who pulls teeth out of the mouths of children
She only collects the teeth after they fall out.
Is that the movie with Alec Baldwin as Russian Santa?
Can we please shut up about that stupid kids movie it is as factual as the Imaginarium geographica
I was just wondering…
Yes AP, it is. I honestly didn’t know he was voiced by Alec Baldwin until I watched the video review.
Nope not them anyway that movie was stupid I’m a guardian referring to the second species to be created when it all was oh and if I was please tell me when one of those holidays from “rise of the guardians” got torn limb from limb because I can tell you 1 thing that happened to the guardian species the third guardian to ever be created got torn limb from limb by for creatures on the backs of four of the third creatures to be created (horses)
Meh…
Hey Seth I’m Star Wolf And I Am A Hybrid.I’m Part WereWolf & Part Angel.But I’m More Wolf Than Anything I Am More Wolf.What Would A Werewolf/Angel Be Called???
I want to say it, I really do. But it will likely end in punishment and I can’t afford that. 😆
Lol
Hail Starwolf,
Thanks for your SOS self report. Whatever you want to call yourself, being an angel and a werewolf makes you very valuable this week and especially today with Groundhog Demons coming up from the depths with grisly groundhog curses to give to anyone who looks at them the wrong way.
Do you have a particular demonic enemy that you specialize in fighting? If so, would it happen to be the groundhog? And what’s your opinion on gargoyles? If I see one on a building, does that mean it’s safe?
Thanks for keeping on keeping on,
Seth
Hey Seth I’m a Hybrid I’m Werewolf/Angel But What Would That Be Called ???
Do a barrel roll.
I’m soooo bored…I have absolutely nothing to do…
hey guys sorry for being offline for so long. I had my appendix removed over the week. does that do anything important when we are in wolf form?
Hey person glad your back…*sigh* I’m so bored I typed random names in the google search bar and got weird results….
Ouch. Are you recovering well?
Oh and I was thinking of how many ways I could beat you to pulp…whoops guess I forgot to add that…
Selfish…
Selfish? How so?
I was done with you… Sick of arguing and checking on someone with a recent physical health condition. Here, people come before fights.
Then you obviously need a new hobby…
Do you need a special invitation to stop or do you just need to have the last word in every conversation? Drop it.
So I read alot of different things in my free time, and I recently found this on fan fiction. So either the chaotica have a leak or there is a really good guesser out there.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9836694/20/The-Road-to-Darkness
Just my weird thought of the day.
ouch hope you’re doing well young wolf.
I wonder how many WWs will be competing in the winter Olympics.
2, one from Russia, and one from America.
Hail The Reaper,
Thanks for this specific reply. Who IYHO are the WWs to watch?
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
So since im sasquatch/werewolf heres some feed ideas: lean meat, some veggies, fruit, muffins but do not take their picture thr sasquatch part is well as you already know camera shy :3