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Werewolves: You May Be Dealing With A Werewolf

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1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.

2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.

3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.

4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.

5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.

If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.

6. If you can’t beat them –  survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!

~~~ If  The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~

As you may already know, current pathogenic research distinguishes acquired lycanthropy or “bitten werewolves” from genetic lycanthropic tendencies. So the first question to ask yourself is, are any of your parents or siblings werewolves?  Has there been a resurgence of ancestral threats i.e.: vampires in your community? There are many genetic werewolves on this site who know more than I do about this. You can read their comments below.

However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.

In Stage I you will have a cut or wound that won’t heal normally and that you can’t exactly remember how you got it. Anecdotal reports indicate that dousing the wound with a simple colloidal silver solution from a health food store within 24 hours of infection could actually prevent the lycanthropic mutagens from spreading to your stem cells. If 24 hours has passed, you will notice your immune system begins to work overtime. This will look like a very severe cold. Are you suddenly sweaty for no apparent reason? You will spike a unaturally high fever, maybe even over 100 degrees according to some reports. You can try Tylenol but it won’t help this fever. You may vomit. Your friends and family will try to take you to the hospital but this is not advisable as Area 51 has doctors in every one. This stage is said to last for three to five days, depending on the phase of the moon.

In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.

Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO!  It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.

Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!

And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!

For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.

You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.

Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine

 Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:

WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.

 WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:

 LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:

This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.

 

 

 

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  3. Hi howlingwolfkid you should try sitting down crossing your legs close your eyes take deep but controlled breath and forget all your worries

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  5. Some one help me
    I suspect I’m a werewolf and I don’t know what to do please give me advice!
    By the way I got a 99.36% on the monstrometer

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  6. hey everyone im at the hospital i just woke up from a coma idk how i got into it all i know is i got attacked by someone. i think i got hit on the head because my memory of the incident is fuzzy

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      • My fangs are annoying when my mom and step dad and me were making smores my step dad burnt some old pine wood and the smell was to strong for me I couldn’t even sit by the fire because of the smell and my anger is also starting to get on my nerves

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            • Seems we have something to look forward too… There are 13 names and counting… I sincerely hope this isn’t the rising… I mean… What?

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            • Hail Knox the Hovering,

              A much belated thanks for keeping on. Have you disclosed this to the other werewolves in your pack? What kind of werewolves are they? Are any of them potatoes?

              Seth

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              • I am an ice wolf ,the alpha is also an ice wolf and my teammate is a lightning wolf on the brink of shifting . The only potatoes are the ones being murdered by McDonald’s and A-51 . We must save them from being delicious .

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              • Dear seth.,
                I am the alpha of Knox hovering moon. I am almost about to shift to. My alpha male has shifted twice and is a ice wolf to. BUT! The wolf he is talking about is about to shift, so am I. Are eyes will change colors and we will get back pains. Its terrible. I also have a question for any experienced wolves out there, how do you know when you find your mate? Because I think I did but I’m torn between two of my pack members and my wolf is telling me a whole bunch of different things.

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  11. Ok right now I’m being hunted down by something me and my friend is I know I’m a werewolf I’m not sure if she is or not but I’m trying to figure out who and what he is all I know is that he has red eyes my friend never gave me a discription of what his face or how old he appeard to be so I’m trying to finger out who is hunting me also he told my friend a few things such as ‘you and your friend better watch out for me’ and ‘you can never run from me’ I have no idea what it means also he gave my friend a mental picture of a black cat with all red eyes. I need help really bad so far I have been seeing a figure following me but I only see it when I’m alone….

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        • Well clearly it isn’t! I am chasing a female werewolf who’s wolf form has yet to manifest because she hasn’t meditated on becoming the wolf. All I know is that this wolf will be a black wolf with green eyes.

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              • U live in Kansas that’s my dad lives I miss the creek by my house I would go there and walk around and that’s how I got really sick I really miss Kansas here its all city

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                • Well, I have to travel for work but I’m in a park in a tent trying to plan out my attack on the cycle all I can say is stay meek and you won’t die, too badly, I think.

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                  • Well what sentential said about what he meant by weak is well we say healers are weak but to him there strong so I think what he means are healers and mages will survive so I’m going to do some reaserch on healing plants so be back later

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                    • U have no idea how long it takes to do research on one plant I have one done but I write down all of its uses

                    • No…
                      You are wrong…
                      The healers will die…
                      Everything that The Cycle considers as ‘strong’ will die.
                      Mages, however, might have a chance.
                      And healers too, if they run…

              • Tips and tricks to avoid a reapers list :mrgreen:
                1. Stock up on gold Reapers have this thing that makes them burn when they touch it.
                2. Know when you die, certain people can tell when they are about to die, if you are one of these people keep a mirror on your at all times. Your monstrmeter will pick reapers up as zombies but if you have a mirror a reapers true form can be revealed.
                3. Stay inside on halloween. This is the day that death knows how to play.
                4. Be wary… Death has a way of sneaking up on you.

                I hope this helped Seth :mrgreen:

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  13. I just got my star test results everything is advanced and proficient except math algebra I got below basic thats not good

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    • I got mine two days ago and I got advanced in grammer cause of my horrible spelling and I have always gotten proficient so I almost got grounded

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      • Hey I got below basic which is below average I was so close to far below I am in so much trouble I hate algebra.

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    • If I would have had science I would have failed because I paid no attention I got an F in that class remember how I wasnt on for a week its because I was grounded

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      • Oh well I have to work ill talk to you guys when I can I’m keeping in close touch with rusty though we talk a lot

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  15. Um does anyone know what happened to that female
    werewolf who nobody liked and had a cub who is blind what happened
    to her

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  20. Does anybody know any were wolfs who live in California or Kansas as I shift locations I would mainly ask for Kansas as next year I will be there more than I will this year but I would accept anyone because I would not like to be a lone wolf but warn them I talk alot

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            • The dream I have been getting is hard to explain so I will just explain it as good as I can . I wake up in the desert and it seems as if the entire world has died by my hands . A giant humanoid being starts forming itself out of sand and dead bodies . It then prompts me as the young prince and says “YOU DO THESE THINGS, BUT FOR WHAT REASON ?”. Not a minute later the “thing” fades and the sand starts falling . I fall and then I land in a castle and a shirtless woman says “I’m sorry” she then calls the guards and they throw me out of the castle . It was horrible there were bodies falling out of the sky,there were lava pits,dead bodies and it was raining blood . I blacked out and the last thing I remember was burning in red liquid that tasted like bacon . Then I would wake up naked in the bathtub with an orange in my hand .

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  35. Is it normal to be really sick right about today because I have a slight fever a stomachache a headache a cough and to feel weak

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  37. Hey. I have some news that has just very recently became official. Amy left me…and took the kits with her. I lied to you Devorah….I still haven’t gotten over it… It happened a few months back… I have no idea why she left

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  47. Hints the reason im up in the kalahans. Plus this place is damn close to paradise. Only problem is the weather and being so close to A51.

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