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1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:
WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.
WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:
LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:
This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
Can anyone help me I almost killed my friend in wolf form can anyone please help
You didn’t steal my dog it right here
I gave the dog back… Little jerk bit me.
Hi howlingwolfkid you should try sitting down crossing your legs close your eyes take deep but controlled breath and forget all your worries
Thanks I suppose
Some one help me
I suspect I’m a werewolf and I don’t know what to do please give me advice!
By the way I got a 99.36% on the monstrometer
That’s low…….. No I’m kidding lol I usually get 100 lol. You’ll be fine
hey everyone im at the hospital i just woke up from a coma idk how i got into it all i know is i got attacked by someone. i think i got hit on the head because my memory of the incident is fuzzy
Are u ok
Ok I’m officialy starting to hate being a werewolf
Why?
My fangs are annoying when my mom and step dad and me were making smores my step dad burnt some old pine wood and the smell was to strong for me I couldn’t even sit by the fire because of the smell and my anger is also starting to get on my nerves
I’m hype. I feel something rising. Help.
This feel is surrounding me.
Guys. Something bad is happening, really bad. I sense it.
What do you feel is going to happen? You have to help us help you.
You too? My senses never fail me.
I don’t see anything cataclysmic in the near future.
Other than the cycle I mean.
I feel something new too.
AH! Now names start appearing on my list! Wait these are all on the same day at the same time…
I’m a new werewolf and i feel something but i cant tell what it is
Seems we have something to look forward too… There are 13 names and counting… I sincerely hope this isn’t the rising… I mean… What?
Hail Knox the Hovering,
A much belated thanks for keeping on. Have you disclosed this to the other werewolves in your pack? What kind of werewolves are they? Are any of them potatoes?
Seth
I am an ice wolf ,the alpha is also an ice wolf and my teammate is a lightning wolf on the brink of shifting . The only potatoes are the ones being murdered by McDonald’s and A-51 . We must save them from being delicious .
Dear seth.,
I am the alpha of Knox hovering moon. I am almost about to shift to. My alpha male has shifted twice and is a ice wolf to. BUT! The wolf he is talking about is about to shift, so am I. Are eyes will change colors and we will get back pains. Its terrible. I also have a question for any experienced wolves out there, how do you know when you find your mate? Because I think I did but I’m torn between two of my pack members and my wolf is telling me a whole bunch of different things.
Daily update… 29 names have been added to my list overnight… All on the same date time and place…
I’m not on the list am I
Reaper obviously has every werewolf on the site on his list .
For the record, Potato Wolf. I do not hunt werewolves. If anything I hunt leprechauns greedy little jerks hording the shoes… Anyway no this is clearly part of the oncoming disaster, perhaps learn the facts before you judge.
Werewolves so self absorbed
I’m not self absorbed I’m just quiet and shy
im new too and i feel something big is about to go down
Ok right now I’m being hunted down by something me and my friend is I know I’m a werewolf I’m not sure if she is or not but I’m trying to figure out who and what he is all I know is that he has red eyes my friend never gave me a discription of what his face or how old he appeard to be so I’m trying to finger out who is hunting me also he told my friend a few things such as ‘you and your friend better watch out for me’ and ‘you can never run from me’ I have no idea what it means also he gave my friend a mental picture of a black cat with all red eyes. I need help really bad so far I have been seeing a figure following me but I only see it when I’m alone….
Well it’s not me! I’ve been busy chasing a werewolf and a couple other people.
Tell me the werewolf ur chasing isn’t me is it
Well clearly it isn’t! I am chasing a female werewolf who’s wolf form has yet to manifest because she hasn’t meditated on becoming the wolf. All I know is that this wolf will be a black wolf with green eyes.
Ok I’m a female werewolf who’s wolf form has yet to manifest and I have green eyes when I get mad
Well… This wolf is near my town in Kansas so ha!
U live in Kansas that’s my dad lives I miss the creek by my house I would go there and walk around and that’s how I got really sick I really miss Kansas here its all city
Well, I have to travel for work but I’m in a park in a tent trying to plan out my attack on the cycle all I can say is stay meek and you won’t die, too badly, I think.
Well what sentential said about what he meant by weak is well we say healers are weak but to him there strong so I think what he means are healers and mages will survive so I’m going to do some reaserch on healing plants so be back later
U have no idea how long it takes to do research on one plant I have one done but I write down all of its uses
No…
You are wrong…
The healers will die…
Everything that The Cycle considers as ‘strong’ will die.
Mages, however, might have a chance.
And healers too, if they run…
Tips and tricks to avoid a reapers list
1. Stock up on gold Reapers have this thing that makes them burn when they touch it.
2. Know when you die, certain people can tell when they are about to die, if you are one of these people keep a mirror on your at all times. Your monstrmeter will pick reapers up as zombies but if you have a mirror a reapers true form can be revealed.
3. Stay inside on halloween. This is the day that death knows how to play.
4. Be wary… Death has a way of sneaking up on you.
I hope this helped Seth
Happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday WW13,
happy birthday to me.
Well happy birthday to… You.
Happy birthday ww13
Happy birthday werewolf 13 🙂
I just got my star test results everything is advanced and proficient except math algebra I got below basic thats not good
I got mine two days ago and I got advanced in grammer cause of my horrible spelling and I have always gotten proficient so I almost got grounded
Hey I got below basic which is below average I was so close to far below I am in so much trouble I hate algebra.
I got below basic on math I’m in more trouble
If I would have had science I would have failed because I paid no attention I got an F in that class remember how I wasnt on for a week its because I was grounded
Oh well I have to work ill talk to you guys when I can I’m keeping in close touch with rusty though we talk a lot
Um does anyone know what happened to that female
werewolf who nobody liked and had a cub who is blind what happened
to her
I prefer not to talk about clients. Future or otherwise. 🙄
Snowfall you mean idk
Seth my uncle is gone but very week he
Sends a picture. First was him then mum
And now dad!
Hail Bellawolf,
Thanks for this continued report. It certainly sounds suspicious. What kind of photos does he send?
Seth
Ones like clear. And it will be just them in
The picture.
Wish me luck that I won’t destroy anyone on my first day of school
Luck.
Today was a half day and good news I didn’t even get mad my friend started to annoy me but other than that today was a good day 😀
Umm not only where is snowfall but where is
Rainstorm and Rustpelt
And Devorah
Does anybody know any were wolfs who live in California or Kansas as I shift locations I would mainly ask for Kansas as next year I will be there more than I will this year but I would accept anyone because I would not like to be a lone wolf but warn them I talk alot
There are like 12 where I am alone. And don’t fret I will be at least a friend if not a Pack Member
Thanks reaper and I’m trying to figure out how to play my clarinet again why I keep messing up is because I’m not used to the vibrating of the reed and u guys should here me play its horrible then again I never wanted to play clarinet I wanted to play flute but my mom said no its clarinet or strings again
Is it in NY? It wouldn’t surprise me it was NY.
I think he is talking about Kansas which is where I was born
I live in CA Mary I can’t say where though. Wolf boy I can assure you me and Rustpelt are fine I don’t know about rainstorm or snowfall.
I live in California too word of advice u would not like me
I live in CA too but u would not like me
Why not I like pretty much everybody and from what I know about you I would 😉
I have a bad temper please read the comment about me being sick I need to know what’s going on
I’m having visions. I’m not quite sure whats happening. I’ll be back soon..
Do these visions involve waking up in a desert with dead bodies surrounding you ?
Um I’ve had dreams like that except in a forest instead of a desert
Something is going on ,
And what’s worse is I’ve had that dream before and the dream was a lot more vivid I scared me a lot
The dream I have been getting is hard to explain so I will just explain it as good as I can . I wake up in the desert and it seems as if the entire world has died by my hands . A giant humanoid being starts forming itself out of sand and dead bodies . It then prompts me as the young prince and says “YOU DO THESE THINGS, BUT FOR WHAT REASON ?”. Not a minute later the “thing” fades and the sand starts falling . I fall and then I land in a castle and a shirtless woman says “I’m sorry” she then calls the guards and they throw me out of the castle . It was horrible there were bodies falling out of the sky,there were lava pits,dead bodies and it was raining blood . I blacked out and the last thing I remember was burning in red liquid that tasted like bacon . Then I would wake up naked in the bathtub with an orange in my hand .
Yes, Knox… Also, werewolves and other creatures locked up in A51..
Does anyone else keep getting massive headaches 🙁
Headaches, yup.
I have and stomach aches
Crazy sleepwalking?
Does it count waking up in the kitchen?
Well I was talking more about waking up a couple miles into a forest but I guess that counts 🙁
😐
Yeah a little freaked out by this whole thing 😯
Is a werewolf attacking a cat right now or something? I hear screeching cats.
Wait, you hear them too?
I dont hear anything
Yeah.
Now I hear it it hurts thank goodness I have my music
Ugh
Why is it so loud 😡
🙁 I’m not sure. Does this have anything to do with my visions?
Do your visions involve anything that screeches like a cat or is a cat
When I awake or snap out of my vision, I can dimly see a black cat with red eyes. Then I hear a yowl.
Um zereth that is not a good sign I’m not superstitious but a black cat with red eyes is not good but I’m always listening to music to drown out my seven cats they drive me nuts
They are never good 🙁
Hey, I think the screeching is going down a bit!
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Never mind.
Must.. Not… fall.. alee- zzZzzZzZ
I’m never tired
Ok change that I’m tired but I’m not going to sleep
Anyone wanna cause a zombie apocalypse at A-51 with me ?
This is weird why would we all hear screeching cats
No idea.
Well i passed out last night so I don’t hear anything
Hmm. I went back and read this page. Maybe this has something to do with jwolfie.
I don’t give a …
Well u don’t have to just don’t post u dont
How rude.
Not you, Mary.
I know u didn’t mean me and if u did I really wouldn’t care if u though I was rude
Is it normal to be really sick right about today because I have a slight fever a stomachache a headache a cough and to feel weak
Ug I’m sick too and it is really not cool 🙁
And now I’m shivering for no reason and my teeth are chattering
And I’m really hot
Hey. I have some news that has just very recently became official. Amy left me…and took the kits with her. I lied to you Devorah….I still haven’t gotten over it… It happened a few months back… I have no idea why she left
I’m hot too I’m at like 115 degrees 😳
I dont think I’m that hot but is it just me and was is there a weird thumping noise
Weird colds and fevers, I get them every day. Maybe I’m just a weird hybrid :c
Can anyone help me I almost killed a friend who was trying to help me control myself
Well, your not dieing if that helps
Thanks that helps a lot
Seth,
I posted an update on myself yesterday and its still in moderation. Fix it please.
MODERATOR!!!!!!!
It seems this thread has turned into Facebook-esque posts. Such a shame.
Ok I’m about to scream I have always hated being sick and no medicine is helping
Ikr
What I’m worried about is school because I have to act as if nothings wrong because if I get sent to the nurse take a guess at what happens
Yup…
Humans drive me nuts they yell at me for no reason and get mad when I yell back at them its crazy
Hints the reason im up in the kalahans. Plus this place is damn close to paradise. Only problem is the weather and being so close to A51.
Anybody on I can talk to
Why am I so hungry
I’d say it’s because we’re near the lightning moon, which is a shifting moon I’ll watch my list for any new names in your area.
U better but this is getting annoying and my eyes are almost becoming totaly green and my friends know somethings up
Were you born in southern hemisphere or northern ? What month were you born in ?
Northern and I was born in july
You are a ghost werewolf . Most likely going to shift this .
Well, there are 2 listings at the moment… An old woman and a camper of some sort.
Do uave a name or initials and what is ita name or iDo hva e a
The initials and E.T.D.
I was talking about the old woman
Ah her initials are…. L.C. and that’s in like 40 minutes so I need to get moving.
What is to day I need updates while im training in thc void with father and mother.
Today is August 19th
Today is August 19th monday