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Werewolves: You May Be Dealing With A Werewolf

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1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.

2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.

3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.

4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.

5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.

If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.

6. If you can’t beat them –  survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!

~~~ If  The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~

As you may already know, current pathogenic research distinguishes acquired lycanthropy or “bitten werewolves” from genetic lycanthropic tendencies. So the first question to ask yourself is, are any of your parents or siblings werewolves?  Has there been a resurgence of ancestral threats i.e.: vampires in your community? There are many genetic werewolves on this site who know more than I do about this. You can read their comments below.

However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.

In Stage I you will have a cut or wound that won’t heal normally and that you can’t exactly remember how you got it. Anecdotal reports indicate that dousing the wound with a simple colloidal silver solution from a health food store within 24 hours of infection could actually prevent the lycanthropic mutagens from spreading to your stem cells. If 24 hours has passed, you will notice your immune system begins to work overtime. This will look like a very severe cold. Are you suddenly sweaty for no apparent reason? You will spike a unaturally high fever, maybe even over 100 degrees according to some reports. You can try Tylenol but it won’t help this fever. You may vomit. Your friends and family will try to take you to the hospital but this is not advisable as Area 51 has doctors in every one. This stage is said to last for three to five days, depending on the phase of the moon.

In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.

Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO!  It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.

Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!

And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!

For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.

You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.

Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine

 Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:

WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.

 WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:

 LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:

This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.

 

 

 

by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com

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  1. The Beast says

    hey guys i have bad news i am HIV positive i need help if werewolf blood would cure it that would be great

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    • Seth says

      Hail Soup,

      A belated thanks for checking out the site and the app. SOS is a volunteer mission run by survivors like you and the app is maintained by me and Graham. I’m a self-taught coder while Graham just finished his last exam in the first year of his masters’ degree in computers and he maintains the database. I’m hoping now that his school year is done we’ll have time to work on The Monstrometer.

      We’re also working on some new videos to go in The Monstrometer. Any topics you would like to see covered?

      Thanks for keeping on,

      Seth

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  4. The King says

    hey my friend has cancer i want to help her but i cant i was wondering if you could tell me if there is anything that could her please i am begging everyone please help

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  5. soup4577 says

    Dose it mean anything if I have random flea bites on my feet even though ther are no fleas in my house

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  6. lostwerewolf says

    To shadow moon, I’ll join if you can build a website or something so all members can communicate. Also, I’d like to help build the perfect pack website. Anyone can join, even if their not turned. But they have to be very good friends with another member. It will be the perfect pack!

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  9. Shadow moon says

    I need to heir a computer nerd to bild the web site I suk with computers I am only 12amd have no idea how to bild a site 😕 ❓

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  10. Rusty says

    Well we got home safe. I think Amy and the kits had fun on the beach, and I have myself in self contamination until I can find a cure for zombie disease. I have it! So yah if anyone has any tips on the vaccine tell me.

    To Devorah, my parents forgot about the ordeal so wait a bit and I’ll give u the pin

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  16. mrjaffa says

    Hey everyone, just popping in to see how everyone is and to ask a question. Also, I’ll be trying to visit more often. Anyway, seth I have a question. Once you mentioned my ‘alter ego.’ What exactly is my altar ego? It was in a this week in survival, but I can’t remember which one.

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  18. redman2234 says

    Hey the king sorry to hear about your firend having cancer but the only thing I could do is try some magic

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  20. Invinceble says

    hey i am 4 moons old. for those of you who were bitten how many moons where there untill you had your first full tranformatiomn??

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  23. Shadow moon says

    Guys help I told my frindes I wus a warewolf but they don’t bleav me they think I am I sico now they aren’t my frinds eany more and now I have no frinds again wut do I do 😥 🙁 😥

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    • Devorah says

      No idea but I know you shouldn’t have said anything or go up to them and tell them Jk I was kidding and you all fell for it ok try that

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    • Wolf Ranger says

      Do whatever you think is worth it to heal the rift else you can lose them forever, but also consider what kind of friends they are.

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      • Shadow moon says

        Thanks guys for the help they are my friends now but they still think I am crazy should I show them the wolf me that sounds stuped right ugg I don’t no wut to do 😕 😯

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        • Devorah says

          How would you show them and only if ur sure none of them are working with a51 but I still don’t recommend it

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  24. Wolf Ranger says

    You know the entire silver hand thing has some irony to it , in a way it may be my falt. I try to train my sister, and hardly see my best friend and a rival pack tries to kill him and his family. I really messed up didn’t I. The irony is the protector killed him. I am so confused now.

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  25. Lonewolf says

    Hey guys haven’t talked in a while I’m busy and can’t say anything really just wanted to check in and see how u guys r doing

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    • Seth says

      Hail Lonewolf,

      Thanks for checking in. Glad to hear you survived the super moon. Were you near a lake? If so, did you notice any pronounced mermonster activity? Sure wish I had noticed it!

      There’s a new survivor named Soup on the site who wants somebody to turn them werewolf. It looks like Rusty is helping them out. I’m looking into it but their name is making me hungry so I might have to take a break…

      Seth

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  26. RisingAlpha says

    If I am not a werewolf I need someone to turn me I don’t care who does it I must become the wolf.

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  27. RisingAlpha says

    Well Seth was advertising soups bite request so ok. Either way someone off the site could bite me I don’t care

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    • Seth says

      Hail Rising Alpha,

      What Loki says is true, there is a strict no-bite policy. You see, if we relaxed this for werewolves, we would have to allow vampires and even cannibals in on it… and nobody wants that. However, there have been a number of innovative ways for the lycans around here to share the fun, from LycanProtectors’ lycanthroporous flowers to Werewolf13’s midnight full moon spells. Let’s see if I can find some of those links…

      …please hold, barring unforeseen attacks, I will be back with links…

      Seth

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  28. Loki says

    Hello SOS! Sorry I’ve been gone for so long; I’ve had some… Interesting guests that needed chasing. I’ve also found out some neat things while speaking with a dragon.

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  30. Wolf Ranger says

    Important safety note don’t stand directly infront of your mail box when opening it and it appears that the whole operation did not disband. Be back when I learn more.

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  38. AngelWolf says

    Hey Seth, I saw you and soup talking about the monstrometer and you said youll take suggestions for videos
    well i would like to see werewolves on there. Thanks.

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    • Seth says

      Hail Angelwolf,

      Thanks for weighing in! Werewolves there will be. Any particular werewolfy topics you would like to see covered?

      Seth

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        • Seth says

          Hail AngelWolf,

          Thanks very much for the suggestion. I am implementing it right now. Is there any specific topic in relation to your experience as a werewolf you would like to see addressed?

          Long may you keep on keeping on.

          Seth

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    • Seth says

      Hail Blaze689,

      Welcome back after the super moon. Glad to know you’re still KOKO cuz YOLO. How was your supermoon anyway? Superfun?

      SGOLO

      Reply

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