1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:
WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.
WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:
LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:
This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
This is going out to EVERYONE who is sending too many messages! People/creatures please try to remember that some of us receive ALL POSTS in our e-mail and all you are doing in not posting everything in one is clogging up our inboxes! Sorry about the outburst but it is getting really iratating!!!!!!!!
My apologies Pos…
Sorry starts crying
( crying ) I just wanted some help but fine u want me to leave fine
No! She didn’t mean it like that! Its just some of us get every post in our e-mail, so it fills it up like crazy! It’s not your fault, just cut down on some things you post ok? Other than that your doing fine!
Oh yeh right like I said everybody hates me nobody would care even if I died
Do not ever think that. Many people would care, and if not many then me.
U don’t even know me so u really shouldn’t
I would care…..I thought that once, and if it wasnt for a passerby I would have died. I met him and he said that you shouldnt think down apon yourself, because God would be ashamed of you. Cherish life. You only go through it once.
I have nothing to be happy about at school I get punched u think that’s fun
And even worse I’m a ww I might acully have to run away either that or end up in A51
So do I….kids are gonna be mean, but you shouldn’t let it get to you. Karma will catch up with them……And if I ever meet you, and I see someone bully you, I’ll claw there guts out! You are my friend. If you hurt yourself, It’ll hurt me. ok? And if it hurts me, I’ll end up in A51, never able to meet my kits.
Scar heart I’m not even sure if I’m a ww plus if I’m not I’m not going to able to feed myself I would starve to death
ok i typed slow there…ok you talk about how much you mean to your parents alot. Think about what would happen to them if you followed through with this….
My mom doesn’t care all she cares about is my grades not even me my dad I don’t even see him so my life stinks
I’m not even going to make it to seventh grade
I even was bullied It never feels good and my parents have been divorced since I was 4 I learned to deal and I just want to help dog friend same as the other nice werewolves here so let us okay
Me too your the greatest
Devorah is there any medicine that will help during stage one I feel so sick and am so weak I can’t even get up to get dinner
I’m not Devorah and I’m not sure it will help because I have never ‘fully’ shifted, but try some Tylenol and lie still for a while. But again I’m not to sure
I can’t take tylenol I lose my lunch
Plz devorah
Sorry was eating dinner what I do know that you may just have to deal with it. I don’t think any kind of medicine will help sorry. Try some medicine it may help a little
I took medicine it just made it worse but I will try and forget about it that might help
Being freaked out isn’t helping either is it
Good how about you
I am just as well!
Hey ww13! Have you been brought up to speed on my current situation, because I need a place to stay for the night….
What’s going on?
*starts crying* SO DOES MINE! I HAD TO GIVE UP A NORMAL LIFE SO I COULD BE A FATHER! ALL MY FRIENDS PROBABLY THINK I’M DEAD BY NOW! I CAN NEVER GO BACK HOME! I’LL NEVER SEE MY BABY SISTER GROW UP! DO YOU KNOW HOW UPSET THAT MAKES ME? The only things I have left are Amy and God! I have nothing left in my life that matters. You and everyone on the site are my only connection to the outside world. You and everyone else are all I have now…….Please don’t kill yourself…….I promise that it will eventually get better.
How is any thing going to get better I’m not kidding about having to run away I don’t want to get sent to A51 and even worse my asma has been acting up since I became a ww I can’t stop coughing it feels like I have something in my throat
One thing it always gets better just think about it and quit complaining about your life ok many people have it worse i should know
How long does stage one last because I can’t eat and its getting harder to breath
I was not bitten so I wouldn’t know
Nvm I’m probably just sick
Quick question will fish work as a substitute for meat
Stage one lasts about 3 to 5 days depends on the phase of the moon
I would care! Some people cry everyday just because they know the facts, thousands of people are dying everyday! And all you would be doing is making more people hurt, escpecialy The Lord. So please, I apologize for the outburst, I was simply getting a little bit annoyed, listen to yourself, as long as God still loves you, you have a reason to live:)
me 3…I still have comments in moderation over this.
You don’t cry because you’re weak, you cry because you’ve been strong too long.
Some people do when I weak while I’m sick most of the time I cry quietly
You’ve been strong being ill too long.
Dogfriend. I just typed out this big long sappy thing thats in moderation. I never do that. Everyone including you is important to me. Your all I have. I mean tonight I’m going to be freezing in the cold. You don’t know how good you have it. A nice warm bed, food, water. I no longer have that. All of the blankets I brought with me where for my wife. You have it made. I have nothing anymore. Please don’t do it…..for me if not for you…..
U think u have it bad I can’t drink anything eat anything and since I’m sick if I have on any blankets I can’t sleep
Oh and no matter what I can’t sleep and I have testing
Oh also your not sick
Well I just found out something very bad my throat is starting to close up but I don’t think it will complete
Being sick is nothing. I’d rather feel pain than nothing at all.
When I’m sick I get the worst headache and or stomache
Be strong, dog! You’re concrete!
Tommrow give me a update on your location how is Amy and I recruited someone else for our pack a werewolf girl. If u need more supplies let me know okay
Well I just found out something very bad my throat is starting to close up but I don’t think it will complete
Hail Scarheart,
Thanks for checking in on your long journey with this encouragement for another survivor. Are any of the local packs friendly enough they could offer you a bed or a hammock? I understand there are some tree-hotels? An ice-cave? Anything to keep you safe from the so-called melties i.e.: the thawing zombies who are now emerging from the ice and snow up there.
I’ll put the word out. Please let us know if you see any melty hordes…
Seth
Stage one probley going to kill me any way I feel really sick and even worse for the next 2 weeks its cst testing I’ve almost lost my food 5 times and I have very little in my stomach as it is
Is there any medicine that will help during stage one I feel so sick and for the next two weeks we have cst testing
Ok good luck and let me know if you get bullied and I will deal with it ok. A few of my friends got attacked by a kid I told them if I was there i would’ve brought out my big wooden hockey stick
If I were u I wouldn’t do that in California u can get arrested for doing that
Dog friend never ever underestamate how much you are loved! God loves you to the ends of the earth. And although your mom may not show it she loves you. She just dossnt show it the way u want her or expect her to. Lots of people on this site love you enough to care. I cant stop you from getting bullied but i can say this. God love you for you. You are special you are loved you are beautiful in gods eyes. You will be made new. I cant say that life will ever be easy but you are special. You are saved.:)
I don’t reveal my location and my friends were hurt more one was severely bleeding
No being freaked out does not help stay calm and rest
Devorah if u ever see me being bullied and my eyes are green run fast because even if u aren’t one of the bullies I may hurt u and I don’t want that to happen so
Oh please it takes a lot to hurt me I will be fine remember also a werewolf
Dogfriend, I have said this before, but in a differant way…..but here it is again, If I EVER see anyone bully you, I’m gonna whip out my karate on them. SNAP KICK TO THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!
If someone bullies you, I’ll go up to their face and snarl, and rip the skin off their face, and shove it down their throat, they won’t forget me.
Um I can go to jail for a year or two for that and what happens if I transform I end up in A51
If I ever saw someone bully you I would do flying side kick and the last time I did a
flying side kick on a human the flew into the locker and dented
it
Dogfriend, if I EVER saw anyone bully you I would do a flying side kick
and the last time I did a flying side kick they went flying and dented the
locker
Hey guys! What’s up?
ok, my mobile wifi is almost dead, and I don’t have much power to create electricity left. I’ll be off for the rest of the day so, yah. ALMOST TO CANADA!
Just got back from school
but at school I about got my head crushed to dust
I had to get away as fast as I could because my eyes turned green and if anybody found out I’m a ww there may be problems
Painful, scary, dangerous, not fun,
I know that hey sugar can u make your fangs and claws come out when u want and if u can how
For me, sorta. When I’m angry that happens, my canine teeth get wider and sharper and my nails form into claws, when I’m angry.
Good news is I can’t get mad enough can u try and get me angry plz so I can be for sure I’m a ww
Can you howl?
What kind of moon phase were you Born on?
Can you growl?
Do you like meat?
Were you bitten?
Do any of your parents act suspiciously around the full moon!
I can growl I have no idea about the moon phase wait I can check brb
I was born on a full moon I love meat I wasn’t bitten and my dad acts suspicious around the full moon
I can also howl that I have been able to do since I could talk and oddly I would only do it on the full moon looking at the full moon
Sugar are u going to answer or not 👿
Sugar I have to leave in a hour
If your genetic you should not go through the werewolf stages
Sugar is not very nice
Yes she is just busy I’m sure like I can’t always be here on the site like later I’m going skating for a while later so I won’t be on
I love you not in a weird way but as a friend. But you must realize that we do have lives beyond werewolves and this site. We will try to help you when we can. It cant always be right when you ask. So sugar is really nice. But she cant always answer you right away.
I don’t think I am but if I am I been right this whole time 🙂
Fine then I won’t get on this site ever again and I die or get stuck in A51 your loss
You know thats not what i meant. Dont be over dramatic ive had a vouple of friends do that to me to get attention. So unless you mean it dont say something like that and dont kill your self without thinking it through first and ask someone about it. You cant ever say no one loves you and everyone hates you then just kill yourself and think that know one will ever notice. I know it may seem like the world is coming to an end. But it wont just because you think so. There are lots of people who love you and care about you. Go find those people and talk to them and ask them what you should do. Ask your mom if she has any ideas for bullying. We have a purpose in life. We just cant see what it is sometimes. Listen to hero by superchick its a great song and really helps.
I know how poor dog friend feels but unlike her if I tell my mom about being bullied she yells at me TELL THE TEACHER but what do the teacher do nothing
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Hello
Dog friend please stop being childish. No offense meant, but please oh please just try to remember we also have other things to deal with. Devorah has hockey and school to deal with. I have to deal with star testing, and many others have personal stuff to take care of so we cannot babysit you 24-7, ok?
now please, do not call people mean just because they aren’t responding within the first 5 seconds you post something, or they post a comment like these, and please don’t threaten to commit suicide just because of one stupid comment just for attention. We all have lives and feelings just like you. Thank you for listening. 😉
What in the world is going on
You have the same thing as dog friend whats going on and possibilitilities I know for a fact only California and Washington do star testing mine is next week
Happy May!
Happy may to you too except in may i have finals and star testing which I hate
(Where I live. If it is anything else in your area- Happy Something Else!)
Someone help! My hunger is increaseing and I’m scared of making an appearance at my locale butcher becaus rumer says he is a hunter…I need some help! 😥
Hail Black Paw,
Thanks for your SOS message. It’s a very important and timely alert that has never appeared before on the site. Of course a butcher is a perfect cover for a werewolf hunter. Thanks for pointing it out!
Does your butcher put enormous bones in the window? Er, can you tell me without looking? Do you suspect he is acting alone? Or part of a bigger organization or syndicate?
Seth
Oh yippe may 😐 and I don’t even know who dog friend is its probably just a coincidence
I live in California and we don’t have star testing it may only in northern California
Ok I’m devorah no real names ages or locations ok for your safety’s nod ours
I don’t live in northern California I am never going to reveal my location cause if I do I will get killed and I know who u are devorah I’ve seen u around I just stick to myself
How what is your intent I don’t live anywhere near you who are u I’m interested how do you know me
I said I do star testing to
Someone adult is looking for me as for who are u that is classified and I know because I’ve seen u around but like I said I stick to my self so I don’t leave any
Comments
Around where school
Where around school
There looking for me in my state to do something to me u don’t want to know
Where do you know me from answer now
I meant I know u as i be seen u on the site and what’s with the bad attitude don’t make me want to rip your head off too
And I thought people where acully going to be nice to me that’s why I’m an outcast ( crys ) 😥
I’m sorry I did not mean to make you sad i just don’t want my location compromised i just got out of a situation with a51
Hail Survivors,
Thanks for the no-head-ripping off thing and for helping everyone keep their territories secret. That’s the main reason SOS will never release a locator app. It’s not safe. Even in werewolf form, I personally think a good pair of sunglasses is called for. Of course you need a REALLY good glasses band to keep them on through transformation so I understand it’s not easy. But survival never is!
Seth
Yippe I have a cat scratching and now my ears hurt
I meant a cat scratching the window
Is the picture at the top what a ww looks like
Screams I want to rip that girls head off 👿
Trys to get mad to claw ear off
Calm down please understand I did not mean it are we cool
Fine but I still want to rip a girls head off
Hail Werewolf,
Thanks for keeping on. Werewolf rage is a perennial problem here on the site and out in the world. May I suggest taking a page from these werewolf athletes here – and Devorah herself who also practices this technique when she’s not fighting with her hockey stick…
Seth
No its not wolf rage I’m tired of getting picked on
Its not u devorah its a older kid at my school I want to rip her head OFF 👿
What happens if u get caught by A51
Hail werewolf,
Thanks for keeping on. Are you currently experiencing a problem with A-51? If so, A-51 tactics are always changing so I will try to answer your question with links from recent reports on the site. This will take a while, so please stand by and imagine some pleasing hold music of your choice…
*Scarfur has a lot of experience with them. He reports they wear black suits they inject you with stuff and put you in a truck…
* Werewolfchick reports on A-51 they try to stun you so watch out for tasers bro
*Devorah reports you will know them by their general meanness and propensity to flashing
Before linking any more I should warn you that many reports here on the site may be wrongly attributed to A-51. In addition to Area 51 there are: Wolf Cops, Paranormal P.I.s including so-called ghost-hunters and about a million other organizations, loose associations and random individuals who prey on or otherwise pursue supernaturals like you. For instance, Camp of the Cure is a new report in my email today. Do you have a strange stalking to report?
Seth
Seth u forgot all my stuff about Area 51 sence u know I’ve been here for 3 years
Hail Firefang,
Thanks for reminding me you recently survived a brush with A-51. If the records are correct, you reported a red van and needles, “lots of needles.” Did you get a look at the agents themselves? And how did you escape?
Seth
Um the agents hand masks on and they change the color of the van and I never escaped I’m still trapped
Hail firefang,
OMG you never escaped!!! Are you still trapped?!?! We need to get you rescued. Survivors help me find a way that we can help firefang escape.
Seth
Just seconds ago, I crossed the Canadian border…..The border to freedom…..THANK GOD!……Amy was getting cranky…….She’s resting…….Goodnight my friends, I won’t be on much anymore. I have to hunt for Amy, so her body can feed the little lives inside of her. Devorah, Thank you….for everything….I hope to meet you some day my friend.
Ok please keep in touch I will meet you someday i swear keep our deal in mind. if you and amy need anything let me know tell amy good luck
How could I ever forget our deal…..I made a WEREpromise and I’m gonna keep it. I’m just glad we got here before Area 51 noticed our ‘flight path’ 🙂 Anyway she woke up and I told her you said good luck. She told me to tell you thanks. She said your a good Alpha….I think that to……Well I’d better get some sleep. Tomorrow I have to hunt. Wow, kitsune aren’t pregnant 9 months, I’ll tell you what. She’s gonna give birth any day now. Goodnight Devorah. Have a good day tomorrow. God bless.
Dont forget to tell us when the kits are born! And tell us their names!
i guess you figured out how to fully half shift
. keep me updated on your status remember i am almost always available
I didn’t completely half shift I tried to stay calm but I almost lost it my teeth just started to grow so I didn’t completely
Nvm mind about the reply I sent
actually that was for rustpelt and it was in respond to his hunting
I know I’m sorry
Good luck rustpelt tell Amy I said good luck and its me dogfriend