1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:
WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.
WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:
LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:
This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
I feel bad I can’t be on here as often as I was before:( I still think about you guys as close friends though:)
Thanks for keeping on whenever it’s safe. Everyone comes and goes around here, including me sometimes. That’s just survival!
I came back from my track meet, and my pupils were slits. The meter does say I was 99 percent werewolf. I have been called werewolf by my friends for a while now.
how to turn to one please tell me I don’t want to do spells so tell me another way
Get bitten. Beware that lycanthropy is dangerous and painful.
You do well to heed Sugar on this one. Although we don’t actually know if she is a bitten or genetic, you can be sure that she is a wolf. If you follow this link here you can read about what Sugar, Wolfy and others have to say about becoming a werewolf.
Also you should be aware not all supernatural beings can acquire lycanthropy. For instance, ghosts are almost completely unable to become werewolves. Although werewolves can become ghosts. Are you a ghost? Why do you want to become a werewolf?
Seth i need your help!
The monstrometer most often says i am a ww but i can not possibly relate myself to one in any way. I do not believe i am one, full moon to me – big whoop. The moon is a full circle. I get no effects, i can only wear real jewlery so i often wear silver, i can use anything silver. I suspect i may be part werecat though. I literaly have cat reflexes, if someone tries to hit me i pull back and stick my hands out almost like claws. Lol my friends call it “catpose”! I have a strong bond with any cat and can form one super quick, and cats love me! I also have cat like instincts/reactions too! I really need help to try to discover what i may be. Funny thing is i love swimming , i can and have swam for a whole day! I do not have any other signs of mermish in me for sure 🙂 . Sorry for the long message and scattered info.
~ werecat 🙂
I’m sorry but you are not Greek. Werecats are fake 🙂
Well, with the swimming you could be a tiger werecat. They love water unlike most of their other cousins.
Thanks, livingwithawolf, that could be true! I also love fake animal prints, specificaly tiger and leopard. But only fake! ~ werecat
Your welcome! I love siberian tigers a jaguars! But my fave animal is probably obviously a wolf. 😉
Fascinating! It’s entirely possible that, as a were-cat, you only transform during very specific moons. I’d check when the next “Cheshire moon” is coming up in your area (usually in the winter in the northern hemisphere). During the Cheshire moon the ‘horns’ of the crescent moon point up, like the “Cheshire cat’s” smile. This vaguely feline moon may be the one that triggers your full transformation!
Alternatively, if you were the demigod offspring of a feline god like the Egyptian goddess Bastet, the beastial nature of your ancestry may be confusing the monstrometer’s scanning matrices. Keep us informed!
No worries about the scattered message! It was all very relevent information. Again, let us know if you ever end up transforming! Until then, keep eating tuna
Lol, i actually hate fish exept in a tank as a hobby, but i will do research on that moon! I dont think ive ever transformed but i forget things alot and i have moments when i really feel wild. Theese usually take place in the woods. I cant stand to see any animal caged at a zoo but that feeling is much stronger for wild cats. Also idk if this will help but at my most recent visit to the zoo there was a huge crowd surrounding the lion cage and when i went up it intstantly started this huge staredown with me specifically and wouldnt stop growling untill i left!
Thanks for your help, and i will stay on the lookout for any more helpful info
Ps. I think im a bit of a pampered housecat! 😉 ~ werecat
Oh forgot to say my ancestors are irish but im canadian 🙂
OH YEAH!!!!! CANADA!
I’m not Canadian… But what ever.
Archaea Venomtongue says
Perhaps you are therian, a type of big cat therian. Though if you are going to do research on what a therian is, I suggest you ask this person here http://lupagreenwolf.deviantart.com/. Even though she no longer identifies as therian, to me she shows what being therian really means.
Thanks Archaea Venomtounge, i will definatly research that, i just dont know if iwill be able to contact that person. 😀
Thanks again Archaea Venomtounge, i checked the urban dictionary and that could be a possbility, but only time will tell as i may have a transformation. We will just have to see 🙂
Archaea Venomtongue says
Urban Dictionary… Like Wikipedia, it is best to never venture there. It is the online equivalent of the Dark Forest in the warrior cats series.
You read warrior cats?!?! HIGH FIVE!!!
WARRIOR CATS YAH THATS WHY I CHANGED MY NAME TO MY WARRIOR NAME!!!!!!!!!!!
I KNEW IT!!!
Archaea Venomtongue says
Although I must say, the first definition there is pretty dang accurate, much more than I would expect from a website like that.
Hail Archaea Venomtongue,
Thanks for keeping on.
I think you don’t have an iOS deviceDo you have a device apart from an iPad which I know you don’t have? As one of the winners this month I will be sending you a free SOS game in your email. If you don’t have a device will you please let me know and you can have the power of three wishes to give three free games to three others on the site you deem worthy of a prize?
Hey seth, do you know why i’m itchy and tingly all over my arms legs scalp, pretty much my whole body or nearly so?
Hmmm itchy and tingly you say? As this is the second night of the full moon I think it’s safe to rule out a WW transformation at this time. Although itchy can signify the very earliest stages of a WW transformation, by the second night of a full moon you would likely be full wolf by now. Is your skin peeling away? If so, what color is the skin underneath? In particular do you notice a tail? If so you might be mermish afterall. Have you been swimming in any exotic locations lately?
I havnt been swimming at all lately because its been so cold. I havent seen a tail yet. Umm no it doesnt peel. If it peeled would that be a sign of mermish? I havent vacationed to go swimming lately either.
Oh and i hsve instinctivly been useing wolf behavior. I growl when im annoyed sometimes i almost bark with happiness. Sometimes my muscles twitch as if i have a tail.
I’m coming but you won’t see me whoosh I’m running fast now I have extremly fast speed here I come I see you( I kick the demon wolf in its jaw and it releases you run I scream and since I just came from hockey I use my stink to knock it out)
You ok I shout after
Rustpelt I’m coming my comment is in moderation
Sorry I didn’t see your earlier posts Seth. I am the alpha of my pack, but we are new and very small, so I don’t know about our pack code. We only have about 4 werewolves at the time being.
Good luck surviving the wild moon. There’s been reports of demon wolves on account of the eclipse. Have you seen Devorah or ?wolf? If so you might want to lend them a paw… this may be their first moons…
Also if you do survive the wild moon, your pack might need to check with whatever alliances you belong to then because most of them have pretty strict rules about bitten wolves. Sometimes there’s a law that you have to finish them off before the next full moon. Sometimes there’s a wolf cop team that comes to do it for you. The only way to save a bitten’s life in this case is to agree to be responsible for for them forever.
Tanner M says
No one told me this was soo painful 🙁
Is there a way to get stop the pain?
Wolf boy says
😯 I’m comin where are you
Wolf boy says
Oh and I got a new favorite book
and song the world is a vampire
and Percy Jackson Sea Of Monsters
that book rocks!!!
Oh! I love that book! I have the whole series except the last olympians! 😀 best books ever!
The Last Olympian was, to me, the worst book, but theyre all so good! I have read them all.
*i wake up in the middle of the woods with bite and claw marks all over me* SLASH!!!!!!! COME FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!!!!!!!!!
I’m here with you Rustpelt I’m watching every inch of your surrondings there is something on your right behind that tree
Wolf boy, by *the world is a vampire* do you mean bullet with butterfly wings by the smashing pumpkins? If so, that’s one of favorites also! If not, dang. Anyways, how is everyone? New survivors seem to be pouring in all of a sudden. It’s hard to keep track! So, yeah I just wanted to check in
Wild Moon says
I was just in a fight with one of the alphas in another pack. Sadly he Brock my leg and I pretended to be dead. I just got out of hospital that’s why I’ve not been on lately. I had to say that a big dog attacked me. I hate lying:(. I’m in a wheelchair now. Will I heal on the full moon?
That’s too bad, Wild Moon! It sucks to be out of action for that long. Who was this Alpha you fought? If it was a guy named Ainsley, good on you. He owes me five bucks.
It’s entirely possible that your busted leg will be healed simply by virtue of going through your next transformation. If you held your own against an Alpha Wolf of any clan, your lycanthropic blood is probably strong enough to knit some bone back together.
In the unlikely event it doesn’t heal immediately, don’t despair! Your regular old human immune system should take care of it fine.
Get well soon, buddy!
Wild Moon says
The packs name are the amber eyes
Wolf boy says
Seth I didn’t mean there was literlly a
cow on my head I just ment it hurt a lot
Please any Wild Wolves or Oak Wolves I need help I may be wild or Oak after an incident last night. I thought I was an Ice wolf but guess not.. It felt like a dream but I was in a forest and there were other people had lots of trees. I also gather power from the Earth and trees ect. The Alpha I think touched the Pentagle I war around my neck (yes I am Pagan) Can someone (even if it is you Seth *smiles*) help me figure this out?
Thanks for your SOS message and congrats on being a werewolf. My understanding of the werewolf clans is that you may or may not be recruited to a clan that matches the season of your birth. And likewise, you are very likely to find yourself with a clan whose territory is far away from your human turf. As you can imagine, each clan has its own mysterious rituals and traditions and new clans are springing up all the time at http://www.yourlupinelife.com. They also have a handy app you can use to identify likely clans HERE.
Please note, while I am a big fan of the Lupine Lifers, their app appears to cover only the traditional clans. For more info about new clans you would have to go on the lupine life site and communicate with the werewolves there. If you do choose to do this though please remember to never divulge your human name, location or birthday.
Your survival is my survival,
ok everyone wish me luck….I severely wounded Slash the demon wolf and am about to go in the back of the hospital to get my stitches removed 🙂 FINALLY I HATE STITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wolf boy says
Hey Marney you shouldn’t reveal
you’re birth date age or name
it’s for you’re own protection
Marney is not my real name acualy. And why is your birthday bad? never heard that one before… Many here said their B-days..
I’m a oak werewolf what do you need
Grrrr! That darn kid is at it again. I have tons of control over my wolf, but I could feel my feet start to stretch and fangs popped in. That’s as far as it went before I walked away. ( eyes flash green)
-Badly wounded……….the pack is back……..might not make it……bad cell service……….evil beings all around…..run run RUN RU-
Wolf boy says
*I talk in a weak sounding voice because of what they gave me in the hospital* hey everyone….my stitches are out and I get out in a day so yah. I know this is going to sound weird but I love you all. Ever since I came to the site you all have been so helpful and caring. You all are the greatest friends in the world. Bye for now….my doctor is coming.
I’m glad your better and hopefully your life will be getting back to normal
I had the worst feelling headache in school today, and here it comes again! And Seth, IM A GURL, OR FEMALE WHATEVER THE HECK U WANNA CALL OT, JUST KNOW IM NOT A DUDE! 👿
Argh. I did it again. My deepest apologies again your ?ness. I have made the change again. If this really is your moon, please don’t wolf out on me….
I have a feeling it’s too late.
*i wake up with a shock* HE’S COMING TO KILL ME!!!!!!! SLASH IS GOING TO KILL ME TONIGHT WHILE I SLEEP!!!!!! I JUST SAW HIM IN A VISION!!!!!!!!
Wolf boy says
Hey Seth the scan thing you could say you were a taking a picture for exuse but
butt wouldn’t they find it kinda awkward to give the a set a questions
It needs to you what it the threat is
Hail Wolf boy! Hm. Excellent point. While it’s true that asking a potential ravening monster a bunch of personal questions might look suspicious, until Apple releases a 30-pin psychic attunement connector that can read the mind of your target, it remains a difficult but integral part of the scanning process.
While we work on that prototype, may I suggest masking your interview questions by asking a bunch of unrelated ones. For example! “How’s the weather? Good, huh? How about that tree over there? Do you feel like knocking it down with your superhuman vampiire strength?” See how innocuous that was? Awesome.
Good luck, Wolf boy!
Wolf boy says
Oh and ?wolf hey dude 😆
Wolf boy says
Here a fact about me I do the opposite of what you
wounded…….in woods……..can smell-…..a werewolf……….near me……..I’m bleeding out……….he-……………
hang on rustpelt i am coming
hang on Rustpelt i am coming
Midnight Wrath says
well I disappear for over 3 months and not only does my pack not try to contact me, I found out my cozin is a daughter of hades she found me dying and saved me, so how is my pack, is everyone okay has anyone left I donnt see them in any ecent post, hope your all well- mw
I see………a- long black hole………with a light at the end……….I feel drawn…….to- it………..I never kept my promise……………….
I WILL NOT………I WILL NOT DIE!!!!! *i snap awake still bleeding from the neck* SLASH!!!!!!! LET’S FINISH THIS YOU COWARD!!!!!!!!! I’M GONNA KILL YOU AND SEND YOU BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM!!!!!!!! *Ice surrounds me and i’ve never felt stronger, faster, or smarter in my life*
comment in moderation….but I swere I’ve just shifted…..AND ITS NOT THE FULL MOON….WAT DA HECK!?!
Remember our deal Rustpelt when you shift come find me
Ahhh…. I can feel my senses start to heighten due to the nearing full moon. If you run into a pack called the pack of night, that’s me. I will not be attacking. I am only looking for some allies. I am a black, two legged werewolf with green eyes. Respond to this if you happen to see me or want to be allies, thanks! 😉
I feel funny ” I began to start growling” whoa I think I’m losing control but I still can’t shift dang it
Maybe I will shift my stomach has been killing me all day
Well I didn’t shift……compleatly……I had claws and fangs but that was it…….we no longer have to worry about Slash…….I killed him
I actually have claws and fangs to when I wan to. Or when I get mad that’s all though and my eyes turn green gold. It’s like there is a ring of green and gold that shines when I get mad. Other wise my eyes are just green with a little blue
Full moon’s tonight. It was not completely full yesterday. I can already feel my wolf clawing up to the surface. (Eyes turn green)
full moon tonight…..good luck everyone…..any problems I can help with?
*a whisper of wind blow’s in my ear*
No…..NO!!!!!!! SLASH IS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! HE’S ALIVE AND GOING AFTER DEVORAH!!!!!!!! HE’LL NEVER MAKE IT!!!!!!! *I bust out of my bedroom window and run to try and catch Slash before it’s to late*
I’m fine Rustpelt no need to worry i already have led in my hand. Slash can’t hurt me I am very strong tonight.” Begins to howl like nuts”
*still running* Not taking any chances, Slash must die 5 times to be sent back to h3ll!!!! Once for every point on the upsidedown 5 point star on his side!!!
Yeah, scarheart? R u sure that slash is a demon, cuz I know a spirit that lives in my house that is a wolf, and he is my friend, my guardian. And wel, I haven’t seen him in a while. So are you 100% sure that slash is a demon?
I’m 100% sure….I saw him emerge from a grave that is suppost to be satin’s grave
Then you sure he isn’t just satin himself? And midnight wrath yes ripping things up is fun!!!!!
Midnight wrath says
Grrrrrr…. I’m in a ripping things to shreds mood anyone want to join
Wolf boy says
I will join ripping stuff to shreds 😈
Holy crap! I am sooooo itchy!!! I’m wondering if its because of the full moon tonight? Like my legs and arms are prickly tingly and itchy!
I have been part kinda hallucinating and part too nice and part incredibly angry for no apparent reason. What the heck is my cat trying to eat my covers 4 tho
no he isn’t because satin tryed to destroy my house, so yah
RIPPING THINGS APART YAH!!!!! *rips 7 phone books in half, at once, on first try*
Paces around room oh I’m so worried I have had all the side effects if I change tonight I have no crib help me please asap
its okay try to stay calm I don’t have a crib either
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for. You don’t need to see his identification.