1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:
WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.
WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:
LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:
This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
Wrong email
HELP MY HEAD!!!!! it feels like it being sat on
BY A COW!!! Argh
hello Seth nice to meet you. I am a Werewolf (female)
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXI have some problems and I do not know what is going on. I had my first change a few years ago I do not remember when. It only happened a couple times. Since then I have not been able to change at will not to full wolf anyway.. I am also not all skinny or too fast (can sprint fast but that’s about it) nor can I lift cars.. but anyway I am hoping that maybe you can explain whats going on..? I hope? can antidepressents and such be a bad thing also? I hope you can reply soon… Thank you for your time.Edited by Seth: Please do not post personal information like you full real name or age or location or email address. It is for your safety, your survival is important.
Hail Marney,
Welcome to the site. Your situation is quite interesting and puzzling at the same time. The only reasonable explanations seem to be that either your lycanthropy is in remission for an unknown reason or perhaps even more likely your powers are being suppressed by someone or something. Possibly accidentally but more likely on purpose… the big question is who?
Do you have any enemies? Who knows that you are a werewolf? When you previously changed did anyone see you transform? They are all suspects .
Has anything around you changed? Any renovations at your house? Any new gifts of jewelry or clothing may also be suspicious?
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
no one acualy does know what I am. And I am not sure who would be suppressing me I do know I have been stressed and are on antidepressants. The last time I changed was a few months ago and I ran into some pack and got into some fight I acualy won the fight.. that’s all I do know right now. who knows maybe I’ll change again.
I’m Outta my wolf form and…. Its school time… What a bad time to wake
I don’t wanna go to school! * crys*
I know I’m heading there now
Seth I have my profile setup but I don’t think it’s working
Hello survivors! 😀
~Sugar
Heeeeey evybody(i meant to spell it like that)
whats up…..my face hurts. 🙂
I got shot yesterday evening but don’t worry, it was w/ a paintball gun. And I think i found another werewolf who is willing to join the silvermoons
OH MY GOD MY FACE HURTS!!!!!!!!!
well what are they scarfur check with me first
She’s a werewolf, she has the scaner on her phone, but yet she refuses to join the site. Anyway, she’s a fire werewolf
Aren’t you gonna ask why my face hurts?
you said you got hit with a paintball she can join if she wants
I think I might shift this m
I think I might shift this month
because last night my head hurt
This night I felt all tingly like powerful and
ran really fast and and 25 this month is
a wild moon
Hail Wolf Boy,
Thanks for the SOS message. If this is going to be your moon, I hope you will report back. The customs of the Wild Wolves is of great interest to me. I have heard they are friends with the witches. Have you noticed any witches around you lately? Also, I don’t know if this is true or not, but I have heard that as a result of their history as wolves who became human, new wild wolves can only be human once a month until they learn to control their phases. I would very much like to know if this is true!
Seth
I’m scared
ok devorah,and i meant to say that i got hit by the paintball in the neck… my face hurts because it has rocks embeded in it. I fell at school and got them stuck in my face. I had to go to the hospital and they made me feel happy happy happy, but they could not get them out without me bleeding so yah. I still bleed if I move my head wrong. WHUP THER IT GOES *starts to bleed from right under left eye and on right cheek*
ouch must have hurt anyway let me know what app our pack is on so i can login
well thats a problem…i have to be logged in and it’s gonna be a while before i can. my i pod is still screwed up. But i will tell you as soon as it’s fixed, i swear on my bloodline (and that’s a big deal because i’m irish and german)
Hey, I’ve been having wierd occurrences. My eyes turn green when I’m mad and I can recognize people by footsteps. Can anyone tell me what’s happening?
with the footsteps i have no clue and the eyes is probobly like me and have a little trace of vamp in you. Except my eyes turn blood red
Witches might try to be friends butt I don’t
Like them
And if someone is whereing a necklace with
a circle with a cross in it that means there a witch
Woohoo! It’s gonna be a wild moon!
A wild moon indeed.
WHY MUST PEOPLE JUDGE ME FOR WHAT I AM?!?
OK so today at school some kids were making fun of me and I FLIPPED OUT!!! I WENT FLIPPEN WERE-CRAZY ON THEM! I PUSHED THE MAIN ONE AGAINST A WALL AND HAD MY HAND TO HIS NECK AND RIGHT AS I WAS ABOUT TO CHOKE HIM….. i blacked out. I have no clue what happened. any idea’s guys and gal’s?
Oh, and today I could smell things really well, but thanks rustpelt! I’ll try to find something on what happened to you 😉
Were rage can happen at any time and when a werewolf gets mad their eyes can change color mine are green with a little blue but the outer ring turns bright yellow gold when I get mad it is normal
Devorah? Have you ever felt like so much pain you thought you would die? Because thats how I feel right now. I got stabbed, by a thug with a butchers knife. I’m in the E.R. right now and I’m about to go bizerk
I constantly feel pain Rustpelt like today in PE we played kickball and a ball came at me just out of my reach I caught though and my whole hand instantly became red. I hope you feel better and I will find those guys that hurt you they will pay 🙂 ( my eyes instantly turn gold and yellow in a ring around the green and blue of my eye)
*lets out a unjoyful ‘yay’*
I changed my name. No longer am I RUSTPELT…. I am…… Scarheart!
Hail Rustpelt,
Thanks for your patience with the automatic moderation cue that occurs with any new poster – even if it’s just a name change. Speaking of this, are you at liberty to disclose the reason for your name change? Is it ceremonial? Permanent? A choice or a curse? Is this because of the butcher knife dude? Do you have any more info about that?
Thanks for keeping on.
Seth
well as for my name its because i went on this website called warrior cats.com and typed in my name and hometown and it gave me this name i’m using…as for the dude with the knife, he was just someone who my dad arrested and i was between him and my dad
I don’t know why it’s in moderation. all i said was that a changed my screen-name to Scarheart
Scarheart
AHHH FORGET IT
NAME CHANGE IN MODERATION
– RUSTPELT
Also try to remain calm okay
k devorah. and my dad was with me so trust me. They got their’s.
I have missed talking with you guys on here! How are things? Anything important happen in my absence?
(I also can’t wait for the Wild moon! Half of my power will be at its strongest!)
– WW13
Hail WW 13,
Thanks for checking in from your own adventures to say hi. Lots has been happening. Catch up here at This Week In Survival on the craziness as it unfolds. I’m excited about the Wild Moon too. By the looks of it, we’ll have a pretty big survivor party around here with a 3 million prize and a Survivor of the Month plus my zombie survival guru is going to stop by and give out some free games again.
How goes the battle with you?
Seth
Im hanging in there! Enjoying my human moments while they last. I have been phasing a bit lately…
Seth please make it to where you get it for
iPod touch4
Hail Wolf Boy,
I am working on that right now. It won’t be too long before you can get it on iPod Touch and iPhone. Thanks for your patience and keep on keeping on.
Now I am back off to work on that some more.
Seth
P.S. If you are wondering what we are talk about it is this: http://sethonsurvival.com/survival-news/big-new-announcement-sos-launches-first-ever-sos-interactive-ebook
Can you develop it somehow for PC or PDF? I cannot right now afford Iphones Ipods and such. so can it be developed for that?
Can u also make it for a tablet and try and make it asap because I’m really worried because my eyes just changed colors
The book
The book
The book
The Wild Moons coming! And im gonna kill something!!!!
I think I’m actually 94% werewolf
Or 81% it says different percentages
at different times a year
well I got out of the E.R. last night and went to school today with stiches in my stomach. People made fun of the way I was walking. I just drew a picture of how I feel on the inside. When The community thingy gets set up(and hopfuly by then my i pod will be fixed) i will put it up for you all to see
Hail Scarheart,
Thanks for checking in and I’m glad to hear you’re still surviving despite your current situation. We love images, you can still email your images to me and I will put them into the right post if you want to seth@sethonsurvival.
As for the were-baiters at your school, you should be a-WERE that usually they are were-wannabes trying to bait you for a bite. Don’t give in! Because the once you bite them you will be tied to them for the rest of their were-lives.
Seth
Hi, I wanted to ask if I can transform out of anger, because today I almost did at school… Some guy was bothering me and I felt like attacking…
You’re making me mad gosh!!!!!!! 👿
Hail Blackmoon,
Were-baiters are a growing problem here on the site. Thrill seeking were-wannabes appear to be trying to trigger your transformation just so they can get a bite. You and Scarheart above both appear to be dealing with it.
Here’s the deal though. If you give in and attack, you could find yourself tied to a noob-wolf for the rest of their life, depending on which clan you belong to. Do you know your clan’s code? I urge you to check the read the fine print very carefully before you consider lashing out unless you want to spend the next million moons watching over somebody you don’t like. It has happened, trust me.
Thanks for keeping on.
Seth
I have delt with many humans who want the bite weather it is vampire or werewolf. It is all because they want something different or to get rid of bullies or their life is boring. So I hope this Bite is not givin. I have… before even knowing any laws and whatnot made 2 and one turned against me. (years ago when I was in HS.) (that’s another one for you Seth it may be him)
Hail Marney,
Thanks for this cautionary tale about the dangers of biting. I’ve heard similar stories. Are you still responsible for the life of the one who turned on you? Or did your regulatory body let you off the hook?
It’s a terrible duty to have to watch over the life of somebody like that forever on pain of death. That said, some people make peace with it and actually become frenemies for all eternity. Think that will ever happen for you?
Seth
I have not been responcibal for him since he graduat High School way before I did. we had contact for alittle while after that but when he turned on me and tried to expose me that was it. Not sure what happened I mean I was a Pup even then. But after we lost contact we never even saw eachother again after that. maybe he was killed I do not know I never heard any news about him and maybe it is for the best? Also what do you mean by regularitory?
😕 I want to know how to become a werewolf safely. I need to know how to become one but not go on rampages killing or hurting people. My life is boring and i need some werewolf excitment in it. please help! thx!
p.s. how do i know if i already am a werewolf?
Well, are you showing feats of strength, speed, and stamina? I became very fast, and I can hear and smell things very well. You may also start being angered quicker depending on the amount of control over your wolf you have.
Hail Magg-wolf,
Thanks for your SOS message. Blackmoon’s analysis here is very good. I would just add if you want to know for 99.98% sure, you could always scan yourself or ask somebody else to scan you with The Monstrometer. The WWs at yourlupinelife.com also have an app that can tell you what kind of werewolf you might be.
But it all boils down to this. There are two ways to become a werewolf – genetic or acquired. But none of them are safe.
(Actually three+ ways if you include LycantheProtector’s technique – his lycanthroporous flowers can provide you with a full moon’s worth of WW fun. Just please don’t do try this without the protection of a pack or at least LycantheProtector. It is probably the least safe of the three ways and should not be undertaken without strict supervision. I have heard from some that it can lead to the so-called mental shifter state where you THINK you’re a werewolf-wolfman but your body is still fully 100% human. )
If it’s genetic, you may see some telltale family clues. Like, a silver allergy in the household. Or a parent/uncle/brother who disappears on the full moon. Scratched markings on your property that nobody can explain may mean somebody you love is wolfing out in secret and not telling you. There are many more signs but I start there.
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
sorry i aint been on in a day….yesterday i was doped up on pain-killers they gave me at the hospital, cause my wound hurt. I could not type anything if it could save my life. and now i’m mad at the idiot who stabed me cause i cant get on here until i’m about to pass out in egzaustion….sorry bout spelling, i’m still a little dopec up…..good night
Feel better Rustpelt I still am going to call you that
That’s fine Devorah….as long as I can call you Dee…..JK XD XD XD
What up guyz
Sorry I did not reply my school blocked any outside websites so I can’t get on and it’s okay I know what you meant
Guys I’m in a tornado and I’ve never felt better. I feel stronger than the strongest man
GRRR TO ALL PF Y’ALL!!!!!!!!!¡¡!¡!!!!!¡¡!¡!¡
I’M SCARED I’M GONNA DIE!!!!!!!
Your going to be fine ask lycan to bring you a healing flower it can help
NO THATS NOT IT! sorry for yelling…. I’m being persued by a demon wolf spirit
Hail Scarheart,
Thanks for clarifying your survival situation. I will check the archives for demon wolf advice but here’s a thought. Are you anywhere near a Plutonion Pit i.e.: a hole to the underworld? If so, can you run toward it?
It might seem like the exact wrong advice – and it might in fact be the exact wrong advice – but I was just talking to one of those Priest of Pluto and if you give them a tip, they will open the pit and the demon wolves will be dragged down.
Er, I’m just not sure what the tip is…. Any ideas anyone?
Seth
You need a healer or help from lycan he is the best werewolf for the job
HE’S DRAGING ME INTO THE WOODS!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!
I think I am a wild werewolf. The scanner said 99.91% this time. And that’s a record.
Hail ?wolf,
That is indeed a very definitive answer, one of the highest percentages you could ever receive. Have you ever woken up in tree, sleeping in a spider web hammock? If not, better start practicing now…
Seth
That is really high!