1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:
WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.
WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:
LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:
This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
Can this elemental help?
Yes! Any help we can get
Hey, im back. Why is rainstorm evil?
Èvil is a far overexaggeration. So is good.
It’s all a matter of perspective.
Like in the American Revolution.
Patriots thought Tories were wrong, as they are betraying the nation, but in a Tories’ perspective, the patriots are betraying the crown.
Sorry rainstorm! I meant snowfall!
Can someone please come help? My pack split up to find supplies, I’m all alone, and I can sense my pack’s enemy nearby. It’s the Frostflower pack.
Ill come protect you!!~
Oh ya I remember my favorite song it’s crazy train
Oh I love that song they play it at hockey games
Can I help take snowfall down?
Yes
I want to help to where is he I can’t help tonight
Though
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I wanna help!
The pack is 6 hours away!!!!!
RAINSTORM! I’M HURT! GET THE VILE OF BLOOD FROM MY BAG! I DROPPED IT BY THE BIG TREE!
HERE!! Take it! ILL BE BY SNOWFALL
THANKS! *I open it and drink it to regain my strength, then jump over to aid Rainstorm with blood still dripping from my mouth*
Rainstorm here’s a fun fact about me… I’M HALF VAMPIRE! NO LET’S GO SNOWFALL!!! CUZ GUESS WHAT…. I’M FULLY POWERFUL NOW!!!!
Is snowfall gone i can come help now if you still need it guys
Awesome rust pelt! I respect that. And Devorah, she’s hiding we don’t know where, we have to find her, :O
I will keep a lookout in my territory ok
Is snowfall gone i can help if you still need it
Dont you hate it when a human says that werewolfs arent real to your face:(
Rainstorm, I’ll go look in my territory to. If you need any help, howl… I’ll be there faster than you can say muffin.
**** THIS IS A WARNING TO ALL SURVIVORS!!!!****
I spotted a rather large pack in my area, 16 in total, all strong and well trained in combat!! Has been seen killing creature and humans no matter the religion, age, gender, size, or anything in that matter!! …survivor Lycan badly wounded….. Can’t use healing, too Weak….send help…..watch your backs!!!
DANGER!!! DANGER!!! DANGER!!!!!
-END TRANSMISSION-
I’ll send my icy wind self to heal you…. did you catch the name of the pack? Perhaps the Harvestmoons?
Hail Rustpelt,
Thanks for sending that over to LycanProtector. Do you think that it worked? If so, how? Is he frozen now? Does somebody have to go get him? Or does he become a werewolf popsicle now?
Seth
I know what pack!! It’s the moonlight pack! There’s tons of wolves
Hey everyone! Wow i haven’t been here in a while. Anyways, Seth if you inherit werewolf blood is there a certain age that you would shift?
Yes there is a certain age.
What age would that be snowfall? And what do you have against Guardian, Rainstorm, and RUSTPELT!??
I thonk if youre gonna insult her, she aint gonna tell you. 💡
12!! AND SCREW YOU IM GONNA FIND YOU AND TEAR YOUR TAIL OFF AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST THEM
I thonk if youre gonna insult her, she aint gonna tell you. 💡
How is that insulting? I think it was a simple question that most people would like to know.
Read The comment man. She flipped
I realize that. But i meant it as a simple question. And it was some what answered before she answered. Besides seth asked just about the same question too. And i think that by the time she answered the question she was really, really stressed out.
Dang i just posted the wrong email! Seth the email in this comment is the correct one ignore the first email.
Ok what i had asked was, if you inherit werewolf blood is there a certain age that you shift?
There is no certain age, but you can’t shift until you hit puberty. 🙂
~Sugar
Uh… guys….. SNOWFALL IS CHASING ME!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She got me…..I was in my tree house hiding…..oh thats a lot of blood…….I need help now……..oh i’m gonna die…….please…….
Someone please go help Rustpelt! I would do it but i’m not experianced! Someone hurry!
I’m coming! I’m hurrying!
Yes young Rainstorm, go help your little pitiful friend.
You, all of you try to harm me, but FAIL. You can’t hurt me, especially YOU Rainstorm! So childish, so weak, yet so clever. That won’t get you very far! Stop trying….. Guardian will be dead…. Angel is technically already MINE.
Stop trying?!? You are trying to murder! You shouldn’t have came back….
Slash Rip Tear Claw Bite do what ever u want to me, but ill do the same but HARDER
Oh, you ARE clever!! Awww a clever little puppy!
Your extremely evil if I ever see you oh if Rustpelt dies because of you i am going to find you track you down and kill you so bad and fast you won’t belive it now give up or die. ” begins to growl loud in public” uh oh you made me growl in public I have to get out fast
Shes heartless…. I thought i had a lover….
You won’t touch me….
You ARE the angel of darkness NOT Shadow!
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Rainstorm…….get her……get her before she can hurt anyone else……I’ll be fine…….I stopped bleeding…….go…….NOW!
Oh thank god you are okay I was so worried excuse my temper in the comment awaiting moderation but I still want to kill snowfall
Leave Snowfall alone! I may not have the right to hit a girl but Snowfall, you WERE my mate! You’re not taking angel, I’ll die before I let you hurt her!
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Hail Guardian,
Thanks for checking into SOS. Since you seem to know Snowfall better than anyone else on the site, maybe you can tell us all… WHAT IS HER DEAL????
Seriously. The sooner we can understand her, the sooner we can figure out how we can all survive with her around here. How did you become her guardian angel anyway?
Seth
I am actually my daughters guardian and snowfall was my mate
GUARDIAN! YOU WILL BE KILLED! I WILL TAKE ANGEL AND YOU WON’T STOP ME
STOP THIS! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT OF CUSTODY OF ANGEL. AND YOU WILL NOT KILL GUARDIAN, YOU’LL HAVE TO KILL ME FIRST!!! I’LL SLASH YOUR HEART OUT IF YOU HAVE ONE THAT IS
Rainstorm. Stop, let her do what she wants…. Maybe I deserve to die, look at me, I’m winged and I’m always bloody and my fur is bloodstained, and I’ve given up a human life.
NO! YOU have a heart! Angel , what about her? She loves you, what will she do if you die? You wouldn’t leave her with Snowfall would you? You oughta keep your pup right by your side, poor Angel
I am not evil, my darling.
I’ll rip your fur off and shove it down your throat so you throw up blood, luring the vampires,
Get her!!
I put kill her why does it say get her? Anyways, KILL HER!!!
Grrrrrr…! +charges snowfall+ STARY AWAY FROM THEM!!!!!
I come charging from behind but stay in the shadows 😎
Slashes. Pack charges. Screeching.
Why are you trying to get in my way?
Stay out of my way!
HELP!!!!!!!!! I found out my cousin BFF is a vampire
were still friends butt he’s having problems not sucking
Peaples blood especially mine because of my cuts
And my cousin who’s a girl she thinks she’s a unawolf
For unicorn werewolf but she has 0 symptoms
I know you’re all bussy with Snowfall but I NEED HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does she know you are a lycan? The vampire, not the unawolf I think the unawolf isn’t a unawolf as unicorns aren’t alive anymore, they have been banished, there’s no evidence in any human of a unicorn.
Hail Wolf Boy,
Thanks for writing in with these excellent questions. I have asked the other survivors for their experiences of unicorns and werewolves and we’ll see what comes in.
Meanwhile back to your vampire problem. I’m sorry to say there’s no easy answer here. It’s a little known fact that vampires actually crave werewolf blood even more than human blood. The good news is, they want to drink it on the full moon, when you are in werewolf form. So, you should be reasonably safe until you transform. At that point you have to ask yourself, how much to I trust this vampire?
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
Snowfall has answered the unawolf thing and she was 99.9999998% correct and I corrected the other .00000000002% 🙂
That’s not good!
Unawolf? Whatever that is, it sounds unrealistic honestly but as for the vampire, I get along with vampires extraordinarily well, I’m guessing you need some advice.
Unicorn Werewolf DNA has been executed over 100.000.0000 years ago, and unicorns were then banished because of their aggressiveness toward humankind. (Stabbing with their horn)
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sorry for my language but…..
YO SNOWFALL!!!!!!! EAT AR-15 BULLETS B****!!!!!!!
*still shooting* AHHH!!!!!! SILVERMOONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs out of bullets and jumps on 4-wheeler and speeds off*
NEVER MESS WITH A SILVERMOON SUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!
@Snowfall
You are trying to kill good, innocent people. Grrrrrrr
I want to be a werewolf. Anyone help me. My number is XXXXXXXXXXX
[Edited by Seth: Please don’t post personal information on the site (or anywhere on the Internet for that matter). No full names, no contact information like emails or phone numbers and no ages or locations. This rule is for your safety. Your survival is important.]
Thanks you’re actually not that bad
I thought you would be mean but guess not
Except you kill inocent People
why do you do that
Watch your back snowfall Im on your left no your right I’m behind you and I’m hidden again you will never find me.
You will NEVER hurt Gaurdian, Rainstorm, OR Angel!!!!
Guys be careful, it was hard enough to even HURT her with my SILVER AR-15 bullets….AND I WAS DEAD CENTER EVERY SHOT!!!!!!!
What is Snowfall anyways?
She’s an evil white werewolf and is going to kill a wolf named Guardian and take their pup with her.
Thank you rainstorm. Sorry to be a bother but i was just so confused by all of this. Ok well, i am officially on your side not snowfalls! 😀
Yes I do need advice but DON’T KILL ANYMORE
INNOCENT PEAPLE and why do you kill those people
Let them go