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Werewolves: You May Be Dealing With A Werewolf

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1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.

2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.

3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.

4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.

5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.

If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.

6. If you can’t beat them –  survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!

~~~ If  The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~

As you may already know, current pathogenic research distinguishes acquired lycanthropy or “bitten werewolves” from genetic lycanthropic tendencies. So the first question to ask yourself is, are any of your parents or siblings werewolves?  Has there been a resurgence of ancestral threats i.e.: vampires in your community? There are many genetic werewolves on this site who know more than I do about this. You can read their comments below.

However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.

In Stage I you will have a cut or wound that won’t heal normally and that you can’t exactly remember how you got it. Anecdotal reports indicate that dousing the wound with a simple colloidal silver solution from a health food store within 24 hours of infection could actually prevent the lycanthropic mutagens from spreading to your stem cells. If 24 hours has passed, you will notice your immune system begins to work overtime. This will look like a very severe cold. Are you suddenly sweaty for no apparent reason? You will spike a unaturally high fever, maybe even over 100 degrees according to some reports. You can try Tylenol but it won’t help this fever. You may vomit. Your friends and family will try to take you to the hospital but this is not advisable as Area 51 has doctors in every one. This stage is said to last for three to five days, depending on the phase of the moon.

In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.

Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO!  It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.

Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!

And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!

For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.

You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.

Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine

 Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:

WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.

 WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:

 LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:

This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.

 

 

 

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  3. Hey! anyone know what ever happened to Zanna? I wanted to ask her if she woud make a joint pack withe the silvermoons. Also, Devorah….. We have a……. Problem with uh…… another pack in my area.

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      • Devorah….. it got bad quick….. last night they came to my house….. we all fought them but there where to many……evryone else i recruted got hurt bad and quit…… I also got injured….. I’ll be fine but my arm got raked by one of there claws……I finnaly drove them off when i pulled out my 45 pistol and shot off a few rounds into the sky….. It’ll all be alright

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        • I am very glad you are okay sorry I couldn’t help you I am in a situation of my own. I am continuously getting stronger and faster and I’m preparing for a big hockey game

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  4. IT’S TIME TO ASK RANDOM QUESTIONS TO EVERYONE.
    Favorite song (or album):
    Species:
    Favorite book/comic:
    Favorite game (any type):
    Favorite movie:
    I MIGHT AWNSER THESE MYSELF. c:

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  5. IN RESPONSE TO MYSELF
    Ablum: Projections by Wolfgun
    Species: idunnolol
    Book: Killing Floor (Jack Reacher) by Lee Child
    Game: Bioshock Infinite
    Movie: I really don’t know.

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  7. Song: Ghost of You -Selena Gomez
    Species: Mix of werewolf, fairy, demigod, and mermaid. (I know it’s a lot)
    Book: Right now, The Mark of Athena -Rick Riordan. It’ll prob change soon. (I’m diff)
    Game: Minecraft (Duh!!!)
    Movie: The Hunger Games and Percy Jackson and the Olypians: The Sea of Monsters
    -Sophie

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  8. Album: awake and alive by: skillet
    Species: tie between wolf or tiger
    Book: ummm, I guess it’s a tie between the twilight series(don’t judge me!) or the hunger games series
    Game: minecraft!!!!!!!
    Movie: wreck it ralph(no, I’m not some 9 year old, it’s actually a really cute movie with adult humor that toys with your emotions)

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    • Hail posibilities,

      Let me assure you that while moderation is no fun that the alternative to not having some protections here on the site would mean that survivors would not be able to find each other ‘s comments amid the vast sea of spam that we would all be swimming in.

      Definitely the lesser of two evils.

      Seth

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  11. Haha, Rainstorm, I’ve found you! You’re going to pay for what you’ve done, and if I were you, I wouldn’t turn around AHAHAHA. You are outsmarted, now surrender.

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  12. Snowfall!! Shame on you for what YOU’VE done! I’m not going to surrender! To what extent are you going to kill?

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  13. Movie amazing spiderman
    Song I have know idea
    Book Night in camp Woodsmere
    Game minecraft!!!!
    Species human 50 percent werewolf 50 percent

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    • Hail Wolf boy,

      Thanks for keeping your human age a secret. It’s safe to reveal moon age ie: the number of moons since you first transformed, but not your birthday. Er, since you haven’t transformed yet I guess that makes you ah 0 moons. Oops. Forget I said anything. Here have a zero moon muffin, it’s on me.

      Seth

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    • what do you want with rainstorm what ever it is you will have to get me first “bears k-9 teeth and start growling”
      grrrrrrrrrrrrr 😈

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      • You’re not going to get anywhere like this.
        You look normal.
        Weak.
        Look as if you’re hiding something…
        Something dangerous.

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        • Weak? Haha, young Alex, I am hiding this true darkness within my snowy white fur, behind this smile is something cold and something with an urge to kill anyone in my way.

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    • I am to kill her, young Devorah for her childish mistakes. She never knows when to stop, and she’s getting in my way of killing another wolf. She should mind her own business, however none of that is needed to say, except there will be a bloody battle. If I die, you take angel, rainstorm. If you die, I kill your pack, and kill Guardian, and take Angel with me.

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    • Ok, Snowfall was always mean and strict, she used to hunt for sport, and had an urge to kill anyone in her way. She met Guardian, a young demonic wolf, black werewolf, (THESE ARE ONLY THEIR WOLF NAMES) with blood stained paws, and became his mate, had a pup named Angel. Guardian was overprotective and super obsessed with Snowfall. Overnight Snowfall left him and Angel. Now she has came back, planning to kill Guardian and take Angel with her, I am going to stop her, but she demands a battle to the death, and the consequences are up there. (The replies to Devorah)

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  19. Fav song- billie jean by Michael Jackson
    Species- Werewolf
    Fav book- the shining
    Fav game- I like minecraft on the computer
    Fav film- An American werewolf in London

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    • Hail Wild Moon,

      I am going to go waaaay out on a limb and guess… you!

      If I am right do I win a prize? Like maybe a piece of birthday cake?…

      In any case if I am right Happy Birthday Wild Moon! Congrats on surviving another trip around the sun. Keep on keeping on having birthdays.

      Seth

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  22. I don’t know what servers are.
    Who’s birthday is it
    And some of the stuff about the bunnies aren’t real
    And the fairy house they don’t look like that I live in front of magic
    But the magic is draining

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  24. And the picture under the top with the notes
    There’s strange markin on the tree what does it mean?

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  29. Hello guys! I hope you are all having amazing lives at the moment because I sure am! Last night I phased and got to enjoy several hours laying in a field! It probably doesn’t sound that interesting to you but it was great for me. What’s up with you?

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  30. Well everyone, the gash in my arm is healing fast…. REALLY FAST at first it was 6 inches deep, and now it’s barly a scab! If you have no idea what i am talking about, go up to the top and scroll down untill you see the words “The Silvermoons” read and find out

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      • I have no clue and even if i did i would not ba able to get on cuz my i-pod is STILL screwed the heck up. I’m on on my 3ds sooo yah…. when i get my i-pod fixed i’ll let ya no k?

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          • Same here. It would be nice to meet the other alpha in the silvermoon… Also today i saw the pack that attacked me heading east today. We’re all good here.

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  31. Oh and I don’t live anywhere near the forest you’re talking
    about I live really far away from California

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  32. Dear Survivors and Seth,

    It was my birthday today and it was a blast! I got a meat cake and wolfed out almost all day, just wanted to say.

    Your elemental werewolf,
    Lycan

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    • Happy Birthday lycan your a very loyal and good friend and at first you were the one I remember who helped me first. I hope you are having the best birthday ever.

      Sincerely, Devorah your friend

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    • Congratulations Lycan for surviving another year! I’m glad that you had fun! Good luck later on in life!
      😉 – WW13

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    • Well happy birthday!! quick question….. would it be bad if i lost the necklace you….well i dont know so i’ll just say enchanted… to let me travel to other places???? Cause it’s gone….. i left it in robotics class and it got stolen

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    • I am in a tree!!! Why? SNOWFALL IS NEARBY! When she comes I can’t hide from her, obviously, but I’ll jump at her, and claw her, until she fights back, I’ve already phased, on will. hold on I hear branches snapping. (IM IN THE WOODS) hold on

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      • I should jump down from the tree… but……. how…… AROOOOO you HAVE NO IDEA HOW HIGH I WAS I just jumped! Ouch, my paws hurt, imagine phasing in a tall maple tree then having to JUMP down ON THE GROUND oh crap where should I go? I can’t hide, and whatever she says about vampire bait sounds threatening, if there’s a vampire, I will literally claw their pale face off (no offence)

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  37. Rainstorm, pitiful rainstorm, you’re correct (for once) you CAN NOT hide, you HAVE to fight back the vampires heading your way right this moment. Lets just say I’m a werewolf the vampires can trust and understand.

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  40. I see you, Scarfur! Thx, try to approach some of the vampires from behind , beware of their teeth, if they bite you, howl, and you’ll b cured of vampirism! Is that a word! OMG there’s too many of them! I’m calling my pack, OMG snowfall is just standing there watching us fight!

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  42. Three of my pack members are here to help! Scarfur, are you okay? C’mon they are gonna gang up on us again!

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  49. Oh man im a werewolf…That explains how I can talk to my dogs! I still need help being locked up I can’t trust anyone…next full moon is the 25th…IM NOT USED TO THIS I NEED THE MUFFINS NOW!!!!!!!!!

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    • First calm down I’m Devorah a oak werewolf if u stay calm and get plenty of muffins you should be fine

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