1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:
WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.
WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:
LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:
This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
I mean lupine life, not my lupine life.
Ya I already have that app that’s how I
found I was wild
Hey! anyone know what ever happened to Zanna? I wanted to ask her if she woud make a joint pack withe the silvermoons. Also, Devorah….. We have a……. Problem with uh…… another pack in my area.
There’s a pack by our pack this moment, what pack is by your territory? Our pack is huntng
They call themselves the harvestmoons
Ok, its not us, or we’d beat your packs tails.
im sure its fine battle them if they come to close
Devorah….. it got bad quick….. last night they came to my house….. we all fought them but there where to many……evryone else i recruted got hurt bad and quit…… I also got injured….. I’ll be fine but my arm got raked by one of there claws……I finnaly drove them off when i pulled out my 45 pistol and shot off a few rounds into the sky….. It’ll all be alright
I am very glad you are okay sorry I couldn’t help you I am in a situation of my own. I am continuously getting stronger and faster and I’m preparing for a big hockey game
IT’S TIME TO ASK RANDOM QUESTIONS TO EVERYONE.
Favorite song (or album):
Species:
Favorite book/comic:
Favorite game (any type):
Favorite movie:
I MIGHT AWNSER THESE MYSELF. c:
In Response to Alex
Song: Fall For You by: Secondhand Serinade
Species: K-9
Book: White Fang by: Jack London
Game: MINECRAFT POCKET EDITION!!!!
Movie: The Hunger Games
Do you have a werewolf pack?
Song: Dont stop believing
Speicies: werewolf or maybe a demigod… Mostly werewolf
Book: I gotta list alot, Percy Jackson #1, Warriors, The maze of bones, wild river, there are just too many books i like
Game: either free realms or minecraft
Movie: percy jackson and the oylimpyains ( cant spell it )
Song: You Are Like Me – Wolfgun
Species: SHH THAT’S A SECRET
Book: One Shot (Jack Reacher) by Lee Child
Game: Bioshock Infinite
Movie: I have no idea
Hail Alex,
Don’t make me put a bounty on your scan. Hey wait! Yeah, that’s it. A prize to the one who can scan Alex and tell us who or what he has become… ? Hmmmmm…
You just wait.
Seth
Hey. NO. BAD. :u
Hail Alex,
Not bad, you say? Excellent. I will take that as permission. Just let me work out the details now….
Seth
Ehh….
The scan might not pick me up though.
Album- Selfish Machines or Collide With The Sky by PTV (if you know what the abbreviation stands for you are amazing)
Species- Werewolf
Book- I love the Cirque Du Freak series.
Game- Super Smash Bros Brawl (Don’t judge me haha)
Movie- I don’t think I have one..
Favorite song (or album): Wheelchair Werewolf by The Tijuana Bibles
Species: I invoke my Fifth Amendment rights
Favorite book/comic: The Eternal Struggle (And How I Will Win It By 1970) by Professor Dominicus Van Buren – currently out of print.
Favorite game (any type): Zombie Apocalypse – “How Cauliflower Saved My Life”
Favorite movie: I love documentaries like, “How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse” By Pauzzis97, “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine and “Monsters” By Gareth Edwards
IN RESPONSE TO MYSELF
Ablum: Projections by Wolfgun
Species: idunnolol
Book: Killing Floor (Jack Reacher) by Lee Child
Game: Bioshock Infinite
Movie: I really don’t know.
I’m most likely a Dragon or Singing wolf.
Song: Ghost of You -Selena Gomez
Species: Mix of werewolf, fairy, demigod, and mermaid. (I know it’s a lot)
Book: Right now, The Mark of Athena -Rick Riordan. It’ll prob change soon. (I’m diff)
Game: Minecraft (Duh!!!)
Movie: The Hunger Games and Percy Jackson and the Olypians: The Sea of Monsters
-Sophie
Good job. I like your list. But what would the book cahnge to
Album: awake and alive by: skillet
Species: tie between wolf or tiger
Book: ummm, I guess it’s a tie between the twilight series(don’t judge me!) or the hunger games series
Game: minecraft!!!!!!!
Movie: wreck it ralph(no, I’m not some 9 year old, it’s actually a really cute movie with adult humor that toys with your emotions)
UUGGGG! What is with the moderation thing? It really gets on my nerves!
Hail posibilities,
Let me assure you that while moderation is no fun that the alternative to not having some protections here on the site would mean that survivors would not be able to find each other ‘s comments amid the vast sea of spam that we would all be swimming in.
Definitely the lesser of two evils.
Seth
I’m the leader of the moonside mist pack
Haha, Rainstorm, I’ve found you! You’re going to pay for what you’ve done, and if I were you, I wouldn’t turn around AHAHAHA. You are outsmarted, now surrender.
Snowfall!! Shame on you for what YOU’VE done! I’m not going to surrender! To what extent are you going to kill?
Movie amazing spiderman
Song I have know idea
Book Night in camp Woodsmere
Game minecraft!!!!
Species human 50 percent werewolf 50 percent
On and possibilitys you missed my age by 1 off
Or maybe it is 3 off or 6 off I will never tell butt that was close
Hail Wolf boy,
Thanks for keeping your human age a secret. It’s safe to reveal moon age ie: the number of moons since you first transformed, but not your birthday. Er, since you haven’t transformed yet I guess that makes you ah 0 moons. Oops. Forget I said anything. Here have a zero moon muffin, it’s on me.
Seth
MUFFIN
There Is no extent in killing for my survival.
I should kill you now Rainstorm, just don’t turn around……
what do you want with rainstorm what ever it is you will have to get me first “bears k-9 teeth and start growling”
grrrrrrrrrrrrr 😈
You’re not going to get anywhere like this.
You look normal.
Weak.
Look as if you’re hiding something…
Something dangerous.
Weak? Haha, young Alex, I am hiding this true darkness within my snowy white fur, behind this smile is something cold and something with an urge to kill anyone in my way.
Fine, Snowfall meet me up in my pack hunting grounds. We will battle there TO THE DEATH!
I am to kill her, young Devorah for her childish mistakes. She never knows when to stop, and she’s getting in my way of killing another wolf. She should mind her own business, however none of that is needed to say, except there will be a bloody battle. If I die, you take angel, rainstorm. If you die, I kill your pack, and kill Guardian, and take Angel with me.
Why do you and Snowball hate each other so much, Rainstorm?
Ok, Snowfall was always mean and strict, she used to hunt for sport, and had an urge to kill anyone in her way. She met Guardian, a young demonic wolf, black werewolf, (THESE ARE ONLY THEIR WOLF NAMES) with blood stained paws, and became his mate, had a pup named Angel. Guardian was overprotective and super obsessed with Snowfall. Overnight Snowfall left him and Angel. Now she has came back, planning to kill Guardian and take Angel with her, I am going to stop her, but she demands a battle to the death, and the consequences are up there. (The replies to Devorah)
S N O W F A L L SNOW-FALL NOT S N O W B ALL IT’S SNOWFALL
Fav song- billie jean by Michael Jackson
Species- Werewolf
Fav book- the shining
Fav game- I like minecraft on the computer
Fav film- An American werewolf in London
What minecraft servers do u guys play on?
GUESS WHO’S BIRTHDAY IS TOMMOROW!!!!
Hail Wild Moon,
I am going to go waaaay out on a limb and guess… you!
If I am right do I win a prize? Like maybe a piece of birthday cake?…
In any case if I am right Happy Birthday Wild Moon! Congrats on surviving another trip around the sun. Keep on keeping on having birthdays.
Seth
I don’t know what servers are.
Who’s birthday is it
And some of the stuff about the bunnies aren’t real
And the fairy house they don’t look like that I live in front of magic
But the magic is draining
Hail Wolf Boy,
Thanks for reporting about the state of the magic forest. Do you think that’s why the fairy doors are all appearing and the tree homes being looted? Who do you think is draining all the magic and why?
Seth
PS – I have added your comment to the fairy door story which you can see here. Thanks for keeping on.
I ment to say magic forest
And the picture under the top with the notes
There’s strange markin on the tree what does it mean?
What happened to my avatar?!?
Hail Wolf Boy,
If you enter your email address wrong then your avatar changes.
I fixed it for you.
Seth
Haha
I took your name lol ill change it back snowfall
Yay
Hello guys! I hope you are all having amazing lives at the moment because I sure am! Last night I phased and got to enjoy several hours laying in a field! It probably doesn’t sound that interesting to you but it was great for me. What’s up with you?
Well everyone, the gash in my arm is healing fast…. REALLY FAST at first it was 6 inches deep, and now it’s barly a scab! If you have no idea what i am talking about, go up to the top and scroll down untill you see the words “The Silvermoons” read and find out
I have a question what is the app called to get into our pack I can’t find it
I have no clue and even if i did i would not ba able to get on cuz my i-pod is STILL screwed the heck up. I’m on on my 3ds sooo yah…. when i get my i-pod fixed i’ll let ya no k?
Ok great I am very relived you are okay the more we speak the more I want to meet you.
Same here. It would be nice to meet the other alpha in the silvermoon… Also today i saw the pack that attacked me heading east today. We’re all good here.
It’s nice to be a alpha we are the only alphas right and yes it would be amazing to meet you. Which ever one of us transforms first finds the other deal
Deal
That’s a promise
Oh and I don’t live anywhere near the forest you’re talking
about I live really far away from California
Dear Survivors and Seth,
It was my birthday today and it was a blast! I got a meat cake and wolfed out almost all day, just wanted to say.
Your elemental werewolf,
Lycan
Happy Birthday lycan your a very loyal and good friend and at first you were the one I remember who helped me first. I hope you are having the best birthday ever.
Sincerely, Devorah your friend
Congratulations Lycan for surviving another year! I’m glad that you had fun! Good luck later on in life!
😉 – WW13
Well happy birthday!! quick question….. would it be bad if i lost the necklace you….well i dont know so i’ll just say enchanted… to let me travel to other places???? Cause it’s gone….. i left it in robotics class and it got stolen
It is ok il just retrieve it and deliver it as soon as possible!
Hey lycan, it was my birthday to yesterday!
What’s up guys I’m back
Well, happy belated wolf-day!!! I bet that cake was awesome!
~Rainstorm
What happened last night who won the bloody battle
she wasn’t there….. she wolfed out
I am in a tree!!! Why? SNOWFALL IS NEARBY! When she comes I can’t hide from her, obviously, but I’ll jump at her, and claw her, until she fights back, I’ve already phased, on will. hold on I hear branches snapping. (IM IN THE WOODS) hold on
Are you kidding me, Rainstorm? I have my OWN little plan now. You’re vampire bait!
Say what?!?!?! :O vampire bait?!?!
I should jump down from the tree… but……. how…… AROOOOO you HAVE NO IDEA HOW HIGH I WAS I just jumped! Ouch, my paws hurt, imagine phasing in a tall maple tree then having to JUMP down ON THE GROUND oh crap where should I go? I can’t hide, and whatever she says about vampire bait sounds threatening, if there’s a vampire, I will literally claw their pale face off (no offence)
Rainstorm, pitiful rainstorm, you’re correct (for once) you CAN NOT hide, you HAVE to fight back the vampires heading your way right this moment. Lets just say I’m a werewolf the vampires can trust and understand.
Surrender now!!! Or pay the price!
No!
Your wish is my command, young Rainstorm.
DON’T WORRY I”M ON MY WAY TO HELP!!!!!!!
I see you, Scarfur! Thx, try to approach some of the vampires from behind , beware of their teeth, if they bite you, howl, and you’ll b cured of vampirism! Is that a word! OMG there’s too many of them! I’m calling my pack, OMG snowfall is just standing there watching us fight!
We can’t kill them but we can get them to scatter away!
I’LL CIRCLE AROUND AND GATHER THEM ALL IN ONE PLACE I KNOW HOW TO GET ‘EM
We….did it, we did it! Snowfall! She’s coming, we have to get rid of her!
*My eyes go blood red and i smile darkly* I was hoping you’d say that!
Three of my pack members are here to help! Scarfur, are you okay? C’mon they are gonna gang up on us again!
I hope you guys are okay
I’ll come help!!!!
I’ll come help!!!!
My pack is coming to help.
P.S. This is Sophie.
Are you guys in wolf form by the way if I could I’d help snow fall sounds like a…
Yes we are…. and so is Snowfall she’s an all white wolf
I’ll come help to where are you.
I’ll stand idle until there is one person left!
Can I get a high five for being the most useful? c:
Oh man im a werewolf…That explains how I can talk to my dogs! I still need help being locked up I can’t trust anyone…next full moon is the 25th…IM NOT USED TO THIS I NEED THE MUFFINS NOW!!!!!!!!!
First calm down I’m Devorah a oak werewolf if u stay calm and get plenty of muffins you should be fine
Do you guys need help with this fight and who’s it against?
Snowfall lycan she is evil and she has vampires