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Werewolves: You May Be Dealing With A Werewolf

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1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.

2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.

3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.

4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.

5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.

If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.

6. If you can’t beat them –  survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!

~~~ If  The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~

As you may already know, current pathogenic research distinguishes acquired lycanthropy or “bitten werewolves” from genetic lycanthropic tendencies. So the first question to ask yourself is, are any of your parents or siblings werewolves?  Has there been a resurgence of ancestral threats i.e.: vampires in your community? There are many genetic werewolves on this site who know more than I do about this. You can read their comments below.

However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.

In Stage I you will have a cut or wound that won’t heal normally and that you can’t exactly remember how you got it. Anecdotal reports indicate that dousing the wound with a simple colloidal silver solution from a health food store within 24 hours of infection could actually prevent the lycanthropic mutagens from spreading to your stem cells. If 24 hours has passed, you will notice your immune system begins to work overtime. This will look like a very severe cold. Are you suddenly sweaty for no apparent reason? You will spike a unaturally high fever, maybe even over 100 degrees according to some reports. You can try Tylenol but it won’t help this fever. You may vomit. Your friends and family will try to take you to the hospital but this is not advisable as Area 51 has doctors in every one. This stage is said to last for three to five days, depending on the phase of the moon.

In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.

Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO!  It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.

Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!

And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!

For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.

You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.

Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine

 Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:

WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.

 WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:

 LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:

This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.

 

 

 

by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com

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  1. Werewolf rage sucks. You know those times you get mad but you just think Eh, Whatever,? I dont know those times!!!!!!!!! And Rainsong, finnnaly, im not the only one who talks to themselves sometimes! Seth’s server is low so… Nobodys really here 🙁
    My vamp friend almost sucked ALL of my blood out, so that stinks. I have a rilly rilly rilly bad cof soooo. O gawsh Im feelingy heart go way up in heart rate… ANGER DANG IT!!!!! WHAT EVEN HAPPENED TO MAKE ME MAD GRRRRRRRRRRR OH NO I WANNA HOWL ARFING GARGOLES!!!!! I WANNA CUSS BUT I CANT!!! WW RAGE!!!!! ARF THIS

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  2. Dear survivors,

    I came home after a hunt last night along with the usual escaping of Area 51. Upon sneaking into my room undetected I have found an odd package with a tag said “To: Lycan” in neat handwriting. I opened it to find a mirror inside and inscribed on the back was the name “Lilith” also in neat handwriting. I have no idea who sent it but it troubles me. If it is the legendary Lilith’s Mirror there could be trouble. As far as I know is that the real Lilith’s Mirror is possessed by a evil sprite (or something like that) any who,upon looking into the mirror forces out your “true” self. For example if it were a werewolf in human form it will force him to be a werewolf once looking into the mirror, and the mirror is unbreakable. Need some advice please!

    Your Elemental Wolf,
    Lycan.

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    • Hail Possibilities,

      The server that runs the web site is a little bit broken right now and Graham and I are working very hard to fix it but it is taking a lot longer than we hoped. Between the leprechauns and the void chipmunks they really are making it hard to make and progress. I suspect that there may be a few gremlins in there as well.

      Anyways right now there are two options. Have comments on the werewolves page at all or turn on the subscription service which then lets you get notified of new comments but makes it impossible to leave one.

      So a bit of a sticky wicket as our british friends say.

      Ok so I am off to keep trying to figure out how to fix this thing!

      Sorry for the problems. Thanks for your patience and keep on keeping on.

      Seth

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  4. Oh I get it, I just wanted some clarification there, sorry, you’ve probobly had yo post that to like ten other survivors, I’m probobly just bugging you, sorry!

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  6. Lilith’s Mirror? Sounds familiar but who would give it to you Lycan? Do you know anyone who would like to give away that your a WW?

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    • You could use magic, get bitten but there is a no bite rule here, get infected with werewolf DNA and there is more but another main one is eating a lycanthropus flower lycan can supply them

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  8. Lilith’s Mirror? I’ve heard of it before. Who would give it to you, Lycan? Do you know anyone who would want to give away that your a WW?

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  11. I Just had a interesting chat with Area 51….

    A51(Trying to sell me pizza): Hello Madam, Would I Convince You to have some pizza today?
    Me: Like any other day…. NOOO!
    A51: We Sell Choco Fluffy Muffins!
    Me: ……..Em No thanks!
    A51: We will get you a leaflet!

    * Half a hour later *

    Me: HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE AND MY HOSPITAL IS?!
    A51: I Know Your school too!
    * Hangs Up *

    Im sooo confused.

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  12. guys well a lot has happened sine I was last on first order of business I need to talk to my pack ASAP that mean is ww13, firefang and wolflily we have a lot to talk about including my family soon to transform and an evil cousin determined to destroy me so yeah

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    • Of course we are! We’re not immortal! The only people that don’t know that are the ones that didn’t read the terms and conditions.

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  27. 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿 😈 😈 😈 😈 🙂 😈 😈 😈 👿 😈 👿 😈 👿 😈 KILL

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  28. Help me!!! I keep wanting to run away into the forest!! Help! And I feel like gnawing and clawing and killing everything!! This has never happened before!! Or at least this is the first time I have a chance to control it, but itsbgettingnworse! And of course M&M mother made muffins and that didn’t help! I feel like a rabid wolf! I keep howling and I’m killing things and I want to murder and rage through the forest and run away helps is this normal for a werewolf on the full moon! I’m sorry if I misspell a lot, I’m trying really, hard, full moons are scary!!

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  29. No. I keep howling, urging to run into the forest, claw things, WW rages keep happening, I keep growling and snarling, my head hurts, my nails are “claws” now, I keep wanting to kill things, I keep gnawing on stuff, I’m hearing howling from the forest and Im answering the howls with snarls, growls, or another howl and I feel like I know just what they are telling me, IS THIS NORMAL

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  36. Seriously
    I have this weird feeling in my chest making me want to RUN RUN RUN AND NEVER STOP, JUST HOWLIN AND RIPPIN THINGS TO SHREDS IT HUUURRETTTTSSSSS!

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    • I get you guys I hate my braces all I want is to be free and have my first transformation. I have no idea why you aren’t gaining as much control as you want rainstorm good luck for the rest of your night

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  50. Ummm, ?wolf? Didnt you mean lycantheprotector? He’s the one with the mirror, and the possible Lilith problom, not me! Probobly just a typo, but still, I might as well talk about my week since I’m already posting. So, I’ve been thinking about spirit guides. Seth, you herd of em? Have you ever considered making a page on them if you have? Then again, you might just add on to the ghosts page, but anyways, I think it would be really cool!

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