1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:
WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.
WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:
LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:
This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
Oh I know my dad gave me a lot four chocolate bars and sour candy
Yeah, I doubt it worked, so I’m gonna try again on the next full moon, but I remember as a recited it I felt wierd, with a slight pain, but nothing really happened
Let me know if you get any other side affects and good luck I really want to do this for lycan 😀
Me too!
Seth, ( sorry if this is a little late ) no, I highly doubt that I am a ghost werewolf, but it is possible. The ghosts that live in my house ( for reasons unknown, I just know there’s a lot of them ) seem to enjoy showing themselves to me, and some have even followed me to my friends houses! Anyways, some of them send me dream messages, others speak to me, but it’s always at the strangest of times! The rest of my family is aware of them from past expieriances, but they seem to favor me. Hope that’s enough to satisfy ya!
Hail Pos,
It’s never too late for a detailed SOS report. Thanks for keeping on with this one. With all due respect, this does sound somewhat ghost werewolfy to me. Or convince me I’m wrong. How else would you explain the ghosts’ preference for you and you alone of your family? Are you able to decipher their communications? What have they told you so far? Have they ordered cherry pie? How many are there?
Seth
Sorry Devorah that was kinda off topic but I saw something on Seth’s blog that I had to awnser
i just thout of something werewolves ❓ traveled with the pillagrems i am thinking maby some of them stayed there maby theres tons of more werewolves on other continets but its most likey true but i just thout to say it so ya ❗
Hail Jace,
Thanks for your SOS report. It’s highly reasonable to suspect that if WWs travelled with the pilgrims, there may still be many of them left on other continents. Not to mention there were WW descendants already in North America. Does this mean you are or you know somebody who is descended from a WW pilgrim?
Seth
Seth, there are at least 5, and at most 15 ghosts in my house. I think your theory is possible, but ever since I was little they have been playing around with my entire family by turning electronics on and off and changing the TV channel, but I was the only one who really wanted to communicate and learn about them, the rest of the family just keep what they see to themselves and save thier stories for camping, but the stories are true. Anyways, by thier communications, they have told me I am a ww, but not what kind. They have also promissed that no harm shall come from them, and they plan to do thier best to keep away demons. That’s about it!
Maby they are lieing some ghost are evil hell I’ve seen ax couple ghost and one ws very evil ❗
Do you honestly think that ALL of the ghosts at my house are evil? There’s quite a few, so it’s not likely. They never seem to want to harm anyone, and about half of them are the ghosts of children, the other half adults and animals. Do you really think all of them would lie? I doubt it.
Hail Pos,
Thanks for keeping on with this report. My understanding is that ghost WWs only attract the ghosts that will help them, not hurt them. I am also told that they all attract different kinds of ghost, who will help in different ways under different circumstances after you transform for the first time. The trick I hear is to know your ghosts, understand who they are and how they can help you.
But usually you would have to help your ghosts in some way too, which is a big responsibility and the tricky part of it. Any clues about that yet?
Seth
Ya not ALL of them….but some might and child ghost can be really evil don’t be fulled
I simply love how no one on this page here anymore is a werewolf.
I’m a werewolf! Honest that’s what the monstrometer said!
Can you please explain why you say this? I am very confused.
Yawn I hate having to get up in the mornings
🙁 well I guess that I’m going to an a51 containment area. Yesterday I let my were-rage get the best of me and I threatened to kill someone. If I have to go don’t bust me out. I’ve had this coming for a while so as of Monday if I don’t post anything after I get up and say I’m up wish me luck at the containment center 🙁
You shouldn’t have to stay if you need it I will bust you out I don’t its a bad place you don’t want to stay there
Ya from other comments a51 is a very bad place I guess they experiment on you or something
Well it’s not up to me it’s up to the judge 🙁
A judge really does your parents know
Yes they do 🙁
Do you need us to get you
Even though you probably don’t know where I live please do come get me
I will try did you change your name again and are you locked in your room
I did not change my name I only logged in and my door has no lock
Then are u at your house and is there anyone watching or guarding you
I don’t know what way your coming from but my dad is in the first room in the house. BUT, there is a large bay window on one side, find it and it leads into my room
Hey guys its Scarfur I finally logged in to my SOS account so yah
Ok are you sure you want me to get you I will get lycan to come to you know if we go you may never be able to come back I could be to dangerous
It’s because it may be to dangerous to ever go back if they know
Ok I understand come get me I don’t care I hate it where I am!
Hail Scarfur/Rustpelt,
Can you describe the security measures in this containment facility so Devorah and LycanProtector will know what they are facing?
It’s never a good idea to go on a rescue mission without a plan.
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
I will wait for lycan or if its to much to ask to wait for the full moon ❓
Ok but I think I don’t know when I’m going to court. Also, I don’t even know how heavy the security will be!!!!! I’m scared for my life!!!!!! Ok I’m calm now. Ok I’m at my grandmothers house. I can’t wait at all I am most likely going to court on Monday! Her house is only a few miles from mine. Lycan, send an invisible you to my location and go outside. After that COME GET ME PLEASE!!!!!!!
Once lycan gets you tell him to bring you to me no one will get you where I am lycan has been there before you can go to my school and and you’ll have a new life. I hope your okay with that I would come and get you but I can’t I have a game tonight I hope your sure about this
Sorry for the delay, Blame Area 51!
Hi sorry I haven’t been on. I hate being sick.
Hail Wolflily,
Thanks for checking in, glad to see you are keeping on keeping on. Everybody comes and goes around here but it’s never fun to be sick. Do you celebrate Lupercalia?
Seth
My alphas dead..so that makes me the next alpha….yay?
Well then. Its been awhile. Someone please explain, what’s happened while i’ve been journeying in the fire lands to learn more powerful magic. And what’s happened to Zyboragon.
Wow Jaffa it’s been awhile! How are you? Things have been crazy latley. A-51 has been getting to EVERYONE, and apparently to Ouroboros Eternal none of us on this page are werewolves anymore.
Interesting. Who are the Ouroboros Eternal
I do not exactly know… I believe he/she is a serpent of some kind.
mrjaffa, witch assassin, mentor to the apprentice Daniel, pleased to meet you. I do believe you made a mistake on your last comment, I am not multiple things, I am but one thing, and that thing I am is the first of my kind. The answer is in the question, is it not?
Interesting. You are correct, the answer is in the question. The real question is, what are your motives?
Lycantheprotecter I need you to get Rustpelt and bring him to my moms house as soon as possible tell him to stay hidden in the bushes and if you can keep him safe until morning I will look for him in the morning if you can give him a Lycanthrpupus flower to make him change to wolf form for a day to survive I will help as much as I can I don’t want my parents suspicious
Ok I’m back at my house and ready for you. Please hurry the sleeping pills my therapist makes me take are starting to kick in!
I hope lycan read this and if not hopefully tomorrow night 🙁 I will continue to await your arrival
Hey. Lycan (to my knowledge) never came. I just hope he does tonight. I don’t wanna go either back to, or to a different Area 51 containment facility. 😥
You won’t your cool with going to my school right all you need is to be able register if your gonna leave pack money and a bunch of other necessities but when you get to my house don’t ring the doorbell I may not answer till Tuesday I have to go to my grandparents house but if lycan gives you the flower you should be able to get food and stay hidden be careful my mom has three cats I prefer dogs though
I’ll deliver the flower tonight, sorry about not replying Area 51 has me on the run.
Well Seth, some of the ghosts have told me that they wish to not pass on and stay on earth. The others… It’s complicated. Most of them are tied here by objects, I once noticed a new spirit after a visit to a thrift shop, but I’m not sure how I could help them… Btw Seth, you should make a colum about spirit guides, similar to spirits, but they were never alive. They are assigned a person to guide and help. I’ve met mine before. Ever heard of them? Just wondering. 😀
Hey guys sorry that I’ve been gone so long I’ve been in the ghost realm and found it quite hard to leave.scarfur I’m so sorry abt u being locked up ill try to help so just tell me when and to answer the question abt ghosts not all are mean but some are remember that at one time they were human so they are all different and Seth how are you?and the metro thing is kind of crazy,but my life has been pretty well latly,so how are my pack mates firefang and wolf lily?
Hey Midnight Wrath! It’s nice to hear back from you. Ok this is Scarfur I’m logged in to my SOS account, and I’m not in Area 51 yet, however to help me Lycantheprotector and Devorah have both been trying to come pick me up from my home(where I don’t think I belong) so if you wanna help you can collaborate with them to try and come get me
If midnight wrath is gonna help look at the comment I left for lycan as long as you can get. Rustpelt tomy location everything will be fine got it 🙂
Hi
Hi
ANNOUNCEMENT FOR MIDNIGHT WRATH, DEVORAH, AND LYCANTHEPROTECTOR ONLY!
I forgot to tell you this! There are 2 vantage points to where we can escape. The woods behind my house, and the chemical plant a couple of miles from my house(this is a vantage point because its surrounded by thick underbrush and a TON of trees!)
But there are flaws in both of them. The plant has security cameras and in the woods the only real paths to follow are wide and out in the open. I live on a highway so it would probably be for the best if we went through the woods. Not many people would be able to see us there. But be warned I have a dog(he’s in a cage but he will bark like crazy!)let me go first then while I’m with him move past me and I’ll follow
Sounds like a fun pace to break into, but the funny thing is that I’m in the cafeteria eating their leftover steaks.
I’m not giving the city, only the initials!
Your in E.D. Chemical?!?!?!?
Yes I’m in E.D. Chemical, now I’m trotting in their air vents.
You should probably get out of there. It’s not safe. Explosions happen a LOT! In that plant.
Don’t worry about me I’ll be ok! 🙂
See ya at my place soon okay lycan moms house remember
The mothers house, got it!
Umm my transformation trigger is taking a shower. Not a bath not swimming not running around in the rain, taking a shower… What the heck?
I have to find you or make sleeping arrangements since I’m a girl you can’t sleep with me but when my dad is not home we have a open guest room you can sleep there when they are not home but be quiet if you get caught I get grounded and yelled at
You got any forest around your house? If so I have a tent to use. I just need some tent steaks
No but there are a lot of hills it stinks the people just keep building I do have a big back yard at my dads house but he has a cat two it has a fountain a hidden area in the back and I don’t live to far from school but you also have travel between houses I am at my moms on Monday and Tuesday and dads Wednesday Thursday and we switch weekends next weekend I am with my dad next weekend and we have a corner topiary but garners come on Fridays and cleaners on Monday
Wow thats a lot of stuff going on in one week! Lemme think more on living arrangements.
I wish I could call you but we can’t put personal info on here
I know right
Back to school I already looked at the registration papers your good to go
Just sign them and bring them to school I don’t know about parents though
I have a way. For you to at least see what I look like I have glasses also look up bat mitzvah on ice
Ok what do I look it up on?
Google
You have a lot of clothes right when I’m at my dads we can do the wash and sleeping I honestly don’t know still do you have any ideas
Ok and I’m still thinking on housing
Wait! Do you have a werewolf crib built yet?!?
I haven’t changed yet remember and no I don’t have a crib I could build one in my dads back yard though you could help if there is one thing I’m good at it is engineering
Ok I would help. If there is one thing I’m good at(well pretty much everyone in the south is good at) it’s woodworking and metal working and while its being built all I have to do is find a big bush with an opening in the center and sleep in it.
Good but be careful just sit tight hopefully lycan sees one of these messages and hopefully he is ok or I don’t know what to do I can’t get you until the full moon when I say my spell
Sometimes… Sometimes, much has to be given up in order for something else to be gained 🙁
Is that for rustpelt
No, it is a reflection of my life as of right now.
Hay werewolf survivors! Sorry if I have not been on in a long time I have Area 51 chaseing me and the caught me 4 times and I let them take me to their facility then I would escape a few minutes after they out me into the cage, stupid agents!
Hey rust pelt you can stay with me I’ve got tons of forest around me and I own6acres of it so I’m always here
FOR DEVORAH AND LYCANTHEPROTECTOR AND MIDNIGHT WRATH ONLY!!!!!!
As you know midnight wrath offered to let me stay in his/her area(no offence but I don’t know if your a boy or a girl) I think it’s a good idea. If you agree just tell me
Ima girl and I would love to have you at my place but my crisis right now on ashes but I have plenty of forest area of you don’t mind
Kay Kay
Your school and area is safe right
I’m a guy, and I’ll be glad to help you two too!
Have ya found him and are you taking him to me or midnight
If your ever in trouble there Rustpelt just come here are u with lycan yet
I’m not with Lycan yet. I was just about to ask where he was
Have u decided where your going to midnight or me just tell lycan on here
FOR LYCANTHEPROTECTOR ONLY!
We need a pass code. Ok when you get to the bay window of my mobile home tap on it 5 times in a slightly fast motion, I will then crack the window an you will say(and yes I did steal this from Adventure Time) “Alvin’s Hot Juicebox” I will then open the window and we can escape! Where are you in E.D. Chemical now?
FOR LYCANTHEPROTECTOR AND DEVORAH AND MIDNIGHT WRATH ONLY!
We need a pass code. Ok when you get to the bay window of my mobile home tap on it 5 times in a slightly fast motion, I will then crack the window an you will say(and yes I did steal this from Adventure Time) “Alvin’s Hot Juicebox” I will then open the window and we can escape! Where are you in E.D. Chemical now? And who sounds better to you is the question(I say this because all three of you know how I act most of the time)
FOR LYCANTHEPROTECTOR AND DEVORAH AND MIDNIGHT WRATH ONLY!
We need a pass code. Ok when you get to the bay window of my mobile home tap on it 5 times in a slightly fast motion, I will then crack the window an you will say(and yes I did steal this from Adventure Time) “Alvin’s Hot Juicebox” I will then open the window and we can escape! Where are you in E.D. Chemical now? And who sounds better to you is the question(I say this because all three of you know how I act most of the time)
Ow I sent that a lot of times *mutters something about hating safari on I pods*
It’s up to you who are you going to
I guess I have to make a split second decision so I pick Midnight!(more forest to live in so less likely to be found if my parents say they “care” and file a missing persons report
Ok but if you get spotted there I’ll be waiting good luck when lycan gives you the flower to turn u into your werewolf form come visit me by tracking my scent so I can meet you
Ok now if this plan is to go into action Lycan needs to come get me right about…. NOW!!!!!
Ok I stole a blueprint of the E.D. Cemical place and am in the air ducts right now and according to this blueprint I should be right above you, now tell me do you hear any tapping? If so it’s me.
Okay I’m outside his window
I think you misunderstood I’m at home in my bedroom 🙄
Ok your probably gonna flip out when I say this so ok. You are attracting a WORKERS attention. I live in a white mobile home to the south of the plant *heh heh*
I know and I’m outside it window
You got him is lycan with you
Hail LycanTheProtector,
Good thinking to get the blueprint first. Thanks for helping out with this rescue.
Seth
Awesome I can’t wait so on my way, do you want me to stay outside with u tonight ? Jw
Are you with midnight and is lycan good
Good luck go get him lycan hurry
Im here is everyone else
Lets go now I tap 5 times
I hope you guys were successful lycan give him two flowers to be safe I will look for his wolf form tommorow
Rust pelt lets go
Rust pelt we need to go hurry go out the window
Then what are you a super midjet cause I can’t see you and I’m staring outside the window(this is for midnight wrath)
Then what are you a super midjet cause I can’t see you and I’m staring outside the window(this is for midnight wrath)
Then what are you a super midjet cause I can’t see you and I’m staring outside the window(this is for midnight wrath)