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Werewolves: You May Be Dealing With A Werewolf

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1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.

2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.

3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.

4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.

5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.

If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.

6. If you can’t beat them –  survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!

~~~ If  The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~

As you may already know, current pathogenic research distinguishes acquired lycanthropy or “bitten werewolves” from genetic lycanthropic tendencies. So the first question to ask yourself is, are any of your parents or siblings werewolves?  Has there been a resurgence of ancestral threats i.e.: vampires in your community? There are many genetic werewolves on this site who know more than I do about this. You can read their comments below.

However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.

In Stage I you will have a cut or wound that won’t heal normally and that you can’t exactly remember how you got it. Anecdotal reports indicate that dousing the wound with a simple colloidal silver solution from a health food store within 24 hours of infection could actually prevent the lycanthropic mutagens from spreading to your stem cells. If 24 hours has passed, you will notice your immune system begins to work overtime. This will look like a very severe cold. Are you suddenly sweaty for no apparent reason? You will spike a unaturally high fever, maybe even over 100 degrees according to some reports. You can try Tylenol but it won’t help this fever. You may vomit. Your friends and family will try to take you to the hospital but this is not advisable as Area 51 has doctors in every one. This stage is said to last for three to five days, depending on the phase of the moon.

In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.

Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO!  It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.

Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!

And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!

For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.

You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.

Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine

 Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:

WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.

 WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:

 LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:

This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.

 

 

 

by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com

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  2. Seth, sorry it’s been a while, no I did not get stuck I stayed inside with my cousin. And no, no wiches seem to bug me, but they bug everyone else! Well, some of them, I just mean at first it may be fun but eventually most of them become corrupted and do not use it the way they should. There, I think I made my point.

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  3. I’m here too and I just got chased my A-51 creeps, now I think they are REALLY onto me because they tried to stun me but I flipped out and had my first transformation and I beat them up… 😯 what should I do?!?!?!

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  8. What kind are you? This information can be crucial, cuz some werewolves transform in a ball of fire, and some transform in a strike of lightning! Be sure to figure it out

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  9. Seth, I do not encounter wiches to much, however I do find them somewhat annoying. You gotta admit, sometimes they go overboard with the whole ” revenge ” thing. By the way, my school had a dance last night to! And I noticed some people who love our school dances weren’t there, hmmmmm…

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    • Hail Pos,

      Thanks for keeping on and helping out around here. I’m glad to know you are not speaking from a terrible personal experience – like say, spending ten years as a toad or something. So are you saying I should not try to hire one to be my assistant? It is true that witches have pretty long memories, but there’s nothing like having one in your corner…

      Glad you survived your school dance.

      Seth

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  10. Hey seth I just found your website today and I was wondering why did you start all of this stuff like was it a project idea that got bigger ir something you’ve allwes wanted to do?

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  11. Hey, everyone that’s a werewolf! I found out online that 9 out out of10 vampires would rather tell their past or go werewolf themselves! I say that’s not true because my friend ( fiend) hates me and can put up a really good grudge. 👿

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  13. I’m with redman2234 on this one even if I am a werewolf. It would be nice to see a fellow werewolf considering they are scarce in my area because there are so many evil vampires.

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  14. OH MY GOD!!!! I HAVE A SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD AND IT WON’T LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! IT’S DRIVING ME EVEN MORE CRAZY THAN I AM NORMALLY!!!!

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  21. Hello fellow survivors,

    2 or 3 years ago my friend Max spiked a fever of 105 degrees Fahrenheit. He wound up in the hospital. Now, he gets angry easily! This one time I was teasing NOT taunting him. He growled and tried to attack me! I believe he just might be a bitten werewolf. I dunno, because I never went with him on a full moon. If you could help me find out if he is a bitten werewolf, that would be great. Thanks!

    -Dansurvivor

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    • Hello I’m WW13 half Wild wolf half Lightning wolf! It’s nice to meet you! It seems that your friend is a werewolf but what makes you think he is bitten? I need more information and then I will help you find out. Does your friend like muffins? If he does turn out to be a were you should keep muffins with you when you two hang out. You don’t want to be almost attacked again!
      ( By the way do not reveal the real name, age, or location of your friend or yourself. Your survival is very important to us. )

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  22. Hi WW13 i think that he is a bitten werewolf because i read here that when u r bitten u get a high fever. I will run tests here and report my findings back here. I dunno if he likes muffins. I will find out sooner.

    -Dansurvivor

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    • OH MY GOSH I FORGOT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YELLING TODAY. WHEN DID YOUR FRIEND GET THE FEVER? IF IT WAS AROUND FULL MOON THERE IS STILL THE POSSIBILITY THAT HE IS A GENETIC WOLF. ALSO IF YOU GET THE MONSTROMETER APP YOU CAN SCAN HIM AND IT WILL GIVE YOU A 99.98% ACCURATE READING OF WHAT HE IS. PLEASE INFORM ME WHEN YOU HAVE MORE EVIDENCE. THANK YOU. ( SORRY ABOUT THE YELLING BUT IM NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES WITH EVIL… AGAIN)

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  24. This comment is for Lycan the Protecter I am currently making a elemental werewolf spell and intend on doing it the next full moon before my wolf form comes out you wont be so alone thinking your the only one of your kind let you know if it works 😀

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  25. I’ve been reading a lot of post and it seems like there’s millons of diffrent types of werewols can and how do you know what type you are :/

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  26. So many rescues to do becasue of that storm… Wolf side’s calmed down a bit, which is good. Helps not ruin anyone’s live’s during rescue 😀

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  27. YOU KNOW SETH, IM STILL NOT TO SURE IF I AM A WW OR NOT, HAVE YOU READ ABOUT MY DREAMS AND MY SPIRIT COMMUNICATION IN PAST COMMENTS, OR DO I NEED TO GO OVER IT AGAIN? JUST WONDERING, NO RUSH

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  28. Is anyone on I’m bored and I found out that the needle Area 51 injected into my paw was poisonous so I have to enter my own bloodstream wish me luck

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  29. Seth

    Hey seth thanks to the monstermeter app I know what to do to my firend…. or maby not… ya I don’t I just know what he is

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  30. Sorry if I haven’t been on lately guys 😥 i had area 51 chaseing me and, Area 51 finally after 150 years finally caught me, but I easily escaped their cell for me and I’m headed home now (sill people :P)

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    • I’m making it so I will post it when I finish. A elemental werewolf is like lycan he has many forms with elemental powers like fire,water,earth and air

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    • Yes you can change at will try saying it outside where you can see the moon I haven’t tried it yet so I don’t have side effects you don’t need anything much but say it word for word one time let me know if it works when you try it.

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  36. By the power of the moon make me a elemental werewolf. I wish to have many forms with different elemental powers. I wish to have a water,earth,metal,electric,dark,light,plant,wind,ice and spirit forms. Make me a elemental werewolf with one main wolf form. Give me white fangs and sharp claws and blue eyes and white,black and grey fur . Let me have control of these forms and let me shift when I please day or night. By the power of 3 this is my wish so mote it be. Say on any moon but manly full works best

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  38. I don’t know look form side affects more hair anger issues ability to control elements blue eye color sharp teeth nails growing fast

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  42. Hey firefang do you know where werewolfs hang out at full moons? And if your wandering its so I know where to stay away from thx for any info you can provide

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  46. Happy Valentines day guys!!! Your all like a big pack to me and I hope you know that it means a lot. You are all so kind and I really appreciate it. Love you guys!!

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  48. Happy valatines day guys its pretty late but still I’m glad I found a site with people as nice as you guys with stuff

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  50. Happy valentines day survivors, hope you all had a good one! Too bad I found no one to be my valentine. ( by the way Seth I am not a guy, I’m just sayin cuz in your previous posts you seemed like you thought I was a dude ). Anyways, did anybody else feel like puking after school today? I know I felt like it! Too much candy!!!!

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