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Werewolves: You May Be Dealing With A Werewolf

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1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.

2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.

3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.

4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.

5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.

If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.

6. If you can’t beat them –  survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!

~~~ If  The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~

As you may already know, current pathogenic research distinguishes acquired lycanthropy or “bitten werewolves” from genetic lycanthropic tendencies. So the first question to ask yourself is, are any of your parents or siblings werewolves?  Has there been a resurgence of ancestral threats i.e.: vampires in your community? There are many genetic werewolves on this site who know more than I do about this. You can read their comments below.

However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.

In Stage I you will have a cut or wound that won’t heal normally and that you can’t exactly remember how you got it. Anecdotal reports indicate that dousing the wound with a simple colloidal silver solution from a health food store within 24 hours of infection could actually prevent the lycanthropic mutagens from spreading to your stem cells. If 24 hours has passed, you will notice your immune system begins to work overtime. This will look like a very severe cold. Are you suddenly sweaty for no apparent reason? You will spike a unaturally high fever, maybe even over 100 degrees according to some reports. You can try Tylenol but it won’t help this fever. You may vomit. Your friends and family will try to take you to the hospital but this is not advisable as Area 51 has doctors in every one. This stage is said to last for three to five days, depending on the phase of the moon.

In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.

Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO!  It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.

Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!

And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!

For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.

You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.

Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine

 Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:

WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.

 WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:

 LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:

This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.

 

 

 

by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com

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  1. Hey y’all school got let out early for me so I’m here early…

    Also, this is for Lycan. Is there any way I can help???

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  2. Seth,
    I need your help with something concerning my DNA.
    This girl at my school is always trying to touch my hair and I’m starting to think she is with Area 51. What do I do?

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    • Also today I started bleeding and she ( successfully ) tried to get a drop of my blood on some paper then ran away so fast I could not catch her. Now I’m scared for myself!!!

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      • In your hair? That doesn’t really make sense. Their is no DNA in hair cells, since they are deäd.
        On paper? She isn’t that smart.

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    • Hail Michael,

      Thanks for this SOS alert. This sounds very suspicious indeed. What are the dress code requirements at your school? Can you wear a hat? Or better yet – a swim cap? I don’t need to tell you the alternative: bzzzzzzzzz. Also gloves, at all times. Bleeding in general should be avoided, Area 51 or not, it’s just not conducive to survival.

      And remember, the best defense is a good offense! (Except in a penalty situation, in which case you just really need a good defense.) Point is, you need to find out more about this strange girl. A-51 is a plausibility but there are other scenarios here: witch, alien, nut job. Scan her if you can but you also need to deploy a good recon plan here. Have you ever made one before?

      Thanks for keeping on,

      Seth

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      • Why when i transform i dont remember and i wake in my bed in the same spot and i had a dream that i wanted to transform and i was mad in the dream what this means

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    • Ok like I said earlier a girl at my school was after my DNA( she is not I just realized its my towns crazy chick ) well I forgot to tell you my science teacher has started to notice my lycanthropic symptoms and this is not a good thing because her husband works for the US Government ( he’s in the secret service )

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    • Ok the emergency is my dad who is a cop( a.k.a. He works 4 Area51 )

      He has started to notice things about me( my lycanthropic symptoms )

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  6. Ok like I said earlier a girl from school was after me( just realized that she spent time in a mental institution because she was just not the sharpest knife in the drawer )
    My science teacher got with her husband in the secret service and somehow got that I have lycanthropic symptoms and found a way to slip me a tracker in my lunch to where I would eat it( I luckily found it before it was to late ) but now people are after me for sure the reason I still have not told anyone was that I was to scared for my own life to want to tell anyone because I thought you would not beleve me 😥

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  11. Hi everyone, I have a question, lately I’ve been getting more angrier than usual at home mostly, does this relate to me being a werewolf?

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  12. *Stumbles out of a silver-coloured portal, letting one last arrow fly through it before closing the portal off. “Take that, ya voidbeasts!” The bow shrinks and reverts to its original form- that of a wand. Slipping the wand into a specially-designed holster, I dust off my jeans, adjust my ponytail and look around.* Mythe Magyk here, Traveller, class Elite of the Elites, Guardian of the Unknown. You can call me Mythe, but don’t call me M&M. The only thing those candies are good for is annoying voidbeasts. By Traveller I do not mean time-traveller; my race is completely different that that. I already know about the whole no real names, ages or locations thing; being a Traveller requires one to know things before jumping into the fray.
    So, how are y’all?

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    • So..what is ur race if it isn’t time traveler? And what neat things can u do? *looks at the arrow that flew threw the portal* where did u just come from? And why were they firing arrows at u?….

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      • My race: Traveller. Alien: no. Well yes. Possibly. I’m not really sure myself. Elite of the Elites: trained long and hard to get to this rank. Guardian of the Unknown: more like test dummy to go poke all of the unknown things with a stick to see their reactions, but to have a wand as powerful as this one helps. Powers: oh, you know, a bit of everything. And voidbeasts: my current task as Guardian of the Unknown. Find out what they are, who they are and why they escaped their world. Anything made from a combination of copper and black walnut will hinder them; arrows just make it easier.

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        • So you have a cool poking stick?? I want a stick! 😀 Whats a bit of everything?

          Black walnut..? That seems like an odd weakness

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          • The poking stick was a metaphor -_- And a bit of everything is just as it sounds- a little bit if everything.
            Besides, lots of things have odd weaknesses- werewolves and muffins, for example.

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            • I know. I was messing with u lol!

              Now I want muffins and I don’t have any!! 😥 I’m gonna go cry in a corner now..

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                  • No nothing is wrong….now anyways….I had a run in with a suckubi and she drained some of my life force and I am now recovering it was annoying and it’s almost healed. Sadly though I did not have a plant yet to restore life force….yet

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                    • Easy fix; here you go. *pulls out wand and points it at the ground, a rather simple flower with white petals grows in a matter of seconds* Should restore you in no time.

                    • So ur basically just drained on energy? I don’t have to worry about u? At least not right now?

                    • *i look at it curiously* hmmm this flower….it is not a Lycanthropous flower…..*takes it* I might have to make seeds with it for future use…,

                    • *Flicking the wand deftly, a pile of seeds appears in your hand.* Keep them, the seeds are more potent than the flower, though eating too many of the seeds can cause more harm than the original problem.

                    • Thank you, now….I must be off, I have some researching and documenting to do(walks forward and through a portal to my demension)

        • ThAnk goodness I was in my air form or that arrow would have hit me….but it went right through lol! I hate having to heal myself….

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    • MYTHE Magic. I am Time. WELCOME! My form is time incarnate. May I ask to know more about you? I would assume that you are a girl but I am even unsure in that area.

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      • YES, I am female and WHY were you using all CAPITALS in some of the text? Just curious, a Traveller, class Elite of the Elites, Guardian of the Unknown, ought to know these things. And I do believe I have provided sufficient info as to who and what I am. Or not. Some info is for one to know, no one else to know about.

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        • There were five others in the race of guardians weren’t there? There was the guardian of the unknown, the guardian of life, the guardian of man, the guardian of nothing, and the guardian of Time. Am I right or am I thinking the wrong race?

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          • Dude, so wrong, it brings tears to my eyes. A Traveller is what I am, class Elite of the Elites is my rank among my people and Guardian of the Unknown is my title.

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            • Sorry then. Wrong race. Travelers….through what? If not time then space? But then you wouldn’t need to be that informed. Dimension then. Love your wand by the way.

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              • As the legends have said, my people lived in the first universe. Through much trial and error (not to mention the destruction of the first universe) they were able to dimension-walk, so that is what they were known as. Dimension-walkers. Billions of years passed and now we are simply known as Travellers. Thanks for the wand compliment, by the way.

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              • Not to mention that in those billions of years, many hybrid offspring were born. Travellers today are much different than they were back then; it’s why we have tons of different powers.

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  15. I’m so sorry to say this, but whoever else has watched the videos by Louis Pine should agree wih me that Seth has a rather… goofy voice. Not as deep as I would expect. Sorry Seth!

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    • * I appear in front of you as a dark brown wolf * Well hello Mythe! You seem…Interesting… Call me WW13! I am your average werewolf of the Wild and Lightning clans. It is nice to meet you!

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  18. I don’t know if I am a werewolf.
    symptoms:
    I howl alote, it’s scary because I actualy suond like a wolf, it’s eerey.

    realy good hearing but not the kind like I can hear someone down the hall.

    I growl if I don’t get my way

    and I have dreams that are so vivid that they feel 100% real, I write about them, their so detaied that I could write a hole book about just one dream, it’s amazing on how detailed they are,it’s a little creepy.

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    • U know u sound like one of my friend steps out of the shadows I know I’m no average ww because of my fiery red coat but those are some symptoms but maybe u should scan urself then come back and maybe ur ww sences will get better but u also need to see what clan of ww u r if unr one

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    • Well that does sound like a werewolf, but like WW13 told me you can never be 100% certain, plus with the dream thing, I have those kinds of dreams every night, just write that book and eventually you might have a best-seller one day( that’s what I do even if none of my books have been published I just do it so I can get it out )

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  20. i have dicided that even though im a werewolf im going to still hunt werewolves and now im going to also hunt vampires

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  21. I am a werewolf when people bother me i feel angry i feel it in my heart y think i am genetic my dad talked to me about the moon and i dream about a white wolf that talked to me i didint new it was a dream or real but i dont now why i wake up in my bed i dont now if i remeber i think my memorie erased

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  22. Ami a werewolf i think i am genetic my dad talked to me about the moon one day i put mad when people bather me and i feel it in my heart y dream about a white wolf that talked to me i didint new if it was true or a dream but why i wake up in my bead and dont remember y think my memorie is erased am i a werewolf

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  23. Ami a werewolf i think i am genetic my dad talked to me about the moon one day i put mad when people bather me and i feel it in my heart y dream about a white wolf that talked to me i didint new if it was true or a dream but why i wake up in my bead and dont remember y think my memorie is erased am i a werewolf

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    • Hail Jorge,

      Thanks for your patience and for your SOS message. While talking about the moon is not in itself a suspicious activity, when you combine this with your dream, it certainly seems suspicious. Not as suspicious as howling at the moon, but still suspicious. What did your dad say about the moon? When you woke up in your bed after the dream, did you notice anything different about your bedroom? Any new objects or debris?

      Thanks for keeping on. There are lots of suspected werewolves around here who can also help you analyze the situation. Just remember, no real names, ages or locations allowed. Area 51 has already located one survivor on the site this week.

      Seth

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  36. my teachers are complete morons!!!!!!!!

    they said werewolves don’t exist when they know i’m one and most of them are( i know this because i scaned them )

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  49. (From above in the comments) That portal will lead you guys straight to a spot where the crystals are…,find one and bring it back….and if there are none there….just call my name, and I will open a portal back….if I don’t….that is what the rock is for…

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      • *everyone who jumped(s) through the portal, landed on the moons surface, then the portal closed, then found traces of the crystals but none there to be seen.*

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        • * I start to try and dig * There has to be some! The werewolf race will survive! * I panic and begin to pace back and forth * Lycan! Open a portal it’s empty!

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              • (A weak voice from nowhere) remember …use the moonstone if something happens to Lycan….that is your ticket(the voice fades) back…..

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                  • (You and the others come through the portal, to arrive on a horrible scene of vampires and other creatures dead everywhere, the forest on fire, the landscape COMEPLETELY changed, Luna gone, and me weak and covered in blood laying in the center of the scene) Luna……..my…….love……no……(coughs up blood) you guys must save her….she was taken to a hidden castle just up ahead invisible from a barrier(points north)….don’t be upset about me(coughs) this form is just a…..(head drops to the ground and my body shatters into fragments of ice then melts leaving behind a strand of fur which soon after catches fire and burns to nothing….)

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                    • Lycan! No! This can’t be happening! * looks out at the horrible scene and begins to cry * Why!? * looks down at bloOd on my paws* I will save Luna for you. * takes off into the north quickly being engulfed with smoke *

                    • (After exiting you and everyone else comes face to face with a huge black castle and a hord of creatures charging towards everyone)

                    • * runs forward and attacks the first creature I see. It falls to the ground in a puddle of blood. I then attack several more of them until I am surrounded. A larger monster with a silver kn¡fe slashes at me. I fall to the ground weak with the posionous bite of silver* Someone! Attack!

                    • -looks at them- How dare you all of you come storming out of a portal and mow down my creatures. – the black castle begins to shake- warewolf13 how nice to see you bleeding on my lawn.

    • New here? If so, then no real names, ages or locations. If not then, well, you already knew that. But hello, I’m Mythe, Traveller, class Elite of the Elites, Guardian of the Unknown.
      What sort of creature are you?

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