1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:
WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.
WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:
LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:
This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
Hey y’all school got let out early for me so I’m here early…
Also, this is for Lycan. Is there any way I can help???
Seth,
I need your help with something concerning my DNA.
This girl at my school is always trying to touch my hair and I’m starting to think she is with Area 51. What do I do?
Also today I started bleeding and she ( successfully ) tried to get a drop of my blood on some paper then ran away so fast I could not catch her. Now I’m scared for myself!!!
In your hair? That doesn’t really make sense. Their is no DNA in hair cells, since they are deäd.
On paper? She isn’t that smart.
Hail Michael,
Thanks for this SOS alert. This sounds very suspicious indeed. What are the dress code requirements at your school? Can you wear a hat? Or better yet – a swim cap? I don’t need to tell you the alternative: bzzzzzzzzz. Also gloves, at all times. Bleeding in general should be avoided, Area 51 or not, it’s just not conducive to survival.
And remember, the best defense is a good offense! (Except in a penalty situation, in which case you just really need a good defense.) Point is, you need to find out more about this strange girl. A-51 is a plausibility but there are other scenarios here: witch, alien, nut job. Scan her if you can but you also need to deploy a good recon plan here. Have you ever made one before?
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
Why when i transform i dont remember and i wake in my bed in the same spot and i had a dream that i wanted to transform and i was mad in the dream what this means
😉 HI MY FRIENDS ARE ANY OF YOU ON YET? 😉
I’ve been on, just keeping silent.
Why ever would you do that for?
Because I can.
I do the same. One of our survivors actually waited a really long while, just observing, untill he felt a little more comftorable to post.
That’s exactly what I do….
hey i won’t be on T+ for a few days, got my ipad taken up
T+?
Aww.
Loki, t+ is a way some survivors talk off site. It stands for textPlus and is on Android store and App Store. The free version only lets you talk to one person at a time now though, so it’s pointless for joining.
🙄
Ok can we talk now I have a type of emergency.
hi just got out of school whats the emrgency
Ok like I said earlier a girl at my school was after my DNA( she is not I just realized its my towns crazy chick ) well I forgot to tell you my science teacher has started to notice my lycanthropic symptoms and this is not a good thing because her husband works for the US Government ( he’s in the secret service )
Ok the emergency is my dad who is a cop( a.k.a. He works 4 Area51 )
He has started to notice things about me( my lycanthropic symptoms )
Ok like I said earlier a girl from school was after me( just realized that she spent time in a mental institution because she was just not the sharpest knife in the drawer )
My science teacher got with her husband in the secret service and somehow got that I have lycanthropic symptoms and found a way to slip me a tracker in my lunch to where I would eat it( I luckily found it before it was to late ) but now people are after me for sure the reason I still have not told anyone was that I was to scared for my own life to want to tell anyone because I thought you would not beleve me 😥
wow that is real bad what symptoms have they noticed the most that u can tell
What I don’t “get” is how ironic it is that both my dad and science teacher noticed it at the same time ❓
The answer to that question is umm.. All of them
that is suspicious how did you get that info about ur teacher
Her husband came to the school for career day
🙄
Test test 1….2….
FINALLY IT STARTED TO WORK AGAIN!!!
oh thats not good what has he noticed
Area 51 here checking my phone I hope this code works
Uh oh…and it does work
Dude u must not know me very well
Who?
sorry I was tring to reply to Lycan
Soo confused………
U changed photos so ur confusing me
Sorry I’m finding one that suits me…
Hi everyone, I have a question, lately I’ve been getting more angrier than usual at home mostly, does this relate to me being a werewolf?
Usually…..
U seem sad?
I’m fine!
Majority of the time y
Anger is a ww synthom…..
Help me theirs a hunter after me in a beat up white car so if anyone sees it I recommend u to run
*Stumbles out of a silver-coloured portal, letting one last arrow fly through it before closing the portal off. “Take that, ya voidbeasts!” The bow shrinks and reverts to its original form- that of a wand. Slipping the wand into a specially-designed holster, I dust off my jeans, adjust my ponytail and look around.* Mythe Magyk here, Traveller, class Elite of the Elites, Guardian of the Unknown. You can call me Mythe, but don’t call me M&M. The only thing those candies are good for is annoying voidbeasts. By Traveller I do not mean time-traveller; my race is completely different that that. I already know about the whole no real names, ages or locations thing; being a Traveller requires one to know things before jumping into the fray.
So, how are y’all?
I’m… Okay. Trying to figure out my past.
The past, like the future, can be changed, so be careful with whom you talk to about it.
So..what is ur race if it isn’t time traveler? And what neat things can u do? *looks at the arrow that flew threw the portal* where did u just come from? And why were they firing arrows at u?….
My race: Traveller. Alien: no. Well yes. Possibly. I’m not really sure myself. Elite of the Elites: trained long and hard to get to this rank. Guardian of the Unknown: more like test dummy to go poke all of the unknown things with a stick to see their reactions, but to have a wand as powerful as this one helps. Powers: oh, you know, a bit of everything. And voidbeasts: my current task as Guardian of the Unknown. Find out what they are, who they are and why they escaped their world. Anything made from a combination of copper and black walnut will hinder them; arrows just make it easier.
So you have a cool poking stick?? I want a stick! 😀 Whats a bit of everything?
Black walnut..? That seems like an odd weakness
The poking stick was a metaphor -_- And a bit of everything is just as it sounds- a little bit if everything.
Besides, lots of things have odd weaknesses- werewolves and muffins, for example.
Lol and not all werewolves fall for muffins….not me anyway….
I know. I was messing with u lol!
Now I want muffins and I don’t have any!! 😥 I’m gonna go cry in a corner now..
*tosses you one* here….
Oh thank you!!!!!
You seem kinda down though Lycan. Is something wrong?
No nothing is wrong….now anyways….I had a run in with a suckubi and she drained some of my life force and I am now recovering it was annoying and it’s almost healed. Sadly though I did not have a plant yet to restore life force….yet
Easy fix; here you go. *pulls out wand and points it at the ground, a rather simple flower with white petals grows in a matter of seconds* Should restore you in no time.
So ur basically just drained on energy? I don’t have to worry about u? At least not right now?
*i look at it curiously* hmmm this flower….it is not a Lycanthropous flower…..*takes it* I might have to make seeds with it for future use…,
*Flicking the wand deftly, a pile of seeds appears in your hand.* Keep them, the seeds are more potent than the flower, though eating too many of the seeds can cause more harm than the original problem.
Thank you, now….I must be off, I have some researching and documenting to do(walks forward and through a portal to my demension)
ThAnk goodness I was in my air form or that arrow would have hit me….but it went right through lol! I hate having to heal myself….
MYTHE Magic. I am Time. WELCOME! My form is time incarnate. May I ask to know more about you? I would assume that you are a girl but I am even unsure in that area.
YES, I am female and WHY were you using all CAPITALS in some of the text? Just curious, a Traveller, class Elite of the Elites, Guardian of the Unknown, ought to know these things. And I do believe I have provided sufficient info as to who and what I am. Or not. Some info is for one to know, no one else to know about.
There were five others in the race of guardians weren’t there? There was the guardian of the unknown, the guardian of life, the guardian of man, the guardian of nothing, and the guardian of Time. Am I right or am I thinking the wrong race?
Dude, so wrong, it brings tears to my eyes. A Traveller is what I am, class Elite of the Elites is my rank among my people and Guardian of the Unknown is my title.
Sorry then. Wrong race. Travelers….through what? If not time then space? But then you wouldn’t need to be that informed. Dimension then. Love your wand by the way.
As the legends have said, my people lived in the first universe. Through much trial and error (not to mention the destruction of the first universe) they were able to dimension-walk, so that is what they were known as. Dimension-walkers. Billions of years passed and now we are simply known as Travellers. Thanks for the wand compliment, by the way.
Not to mention that in those billions of years, many hybrid offspring were born. Travellers today are much different than they were back then; it’s why we have tons of different powers.
🙂 hi everyone!!! 🙂
‘Sup?
Heeeyyy (:
Ok at school today two vampires got into a BIG fight!!!
It was SUPER EPIC!!!
hi how did you know they were vampires
They were people I had scanned recently
I’m so sorry to say this, but whoever else has watched the videos by Louis Pine should agree wih me that Seth has a rather… goofy voice. Not as deep as I would expect. Sorry Seth!
* I appear in front of you as a dark brown wolf * Well hello Mythe! You seem…Interesting… Call me WW13! I am your average werewolf of the Wild and Lightning clans. It is nice to meet you!
Go ahead, say it, I know I’m insane, psycho, and quite possibly off my rocker. And hello to you too, WW13!
No! I am interested in your kind! I know only the details of lycanthropy. If anyone here is insane it is surely me. I have conversations with myself when I am alone…
I do the same when I’m all alone….
Um what happen to louis pine?
I guess we’ll never know; the videos were never finished.
*appears in my air form, invisible* now that I am done researching and documenting (my voice sounds closer) but It is a shame that the videos were not continued….
*sneaks the wand away from you* this is an interesting wand I will say *makes form visible showing me examineimg it closely* it IS very special…compaired to other wands…
*Snatches the wand back, stuffing it into the holster.* It is never a wise idea to take a lady’s possessions without asking her permission first.
May I examine the wand? I only wish to understand the ripples I see around it. I will not take it.
*The wand appears by Time’s hand, hovering as if waiting to be examined. It is pulsing with a strange glow, in perfect synch with my heartbeat.* Careful, each Traveller’s wand, if they choose to have one, is a part of their soul. It can feel emotions and as you can see, it has a heartbeat. And if the emotions get too out of hand… Basically, I’m saying what I feel it feels and what it feels I feel.
-I examine it without touching it.- You said this is part of you s0ul? -I glow very lightly- the ripple is your emotional feed back. Very tasteful. You seem to be lonely though.
(I emerge from times shadow looking over his shoulder) it’s marvelous isn’t it?
-I push Lycan gently- out of bubble please.
*your hand goes through me and I laugh* that tickles!! But I’ll give you some space *backs up a little*
Yes and no.
Explain please.
-Comes out of the trees- Wow a real wand sweet.
Even a loner needs company sometimes.
I understand this sentiment.
I was going to give it back…
I have found more about myself. I need help.
First off, what did you find out, so i can help?
Alex you ok?
Hail Alex,
Can you give us an update n your condition? I would like to help but I need to know more.
Hope you are keeping on keeping on.
Seth
I don’t know if I am a werewolf.
symptoms:
I howl alote, it’s scary because I actualy suond like a wolf, it’s eerey.
realy good hearing but not the kind like I can hear someone down the hall.
I growl if I don’t get my way
and I have dreams that are so vivid that they feel 100% real, I write about them, their so detaied that I could write a hole book about just one dream, it’s amazing on how detailed they are,it’s a little creepy.
U know u sound like one of my friend steps out of the shadows I know I’m no average ww because of my fiery red coat but those are some symptoms but maybe u should scan urself then come back and maybe ur ww sences will get better but u also need to see what clan of ww u r if unr one
Well that does sound like a werewolf, but like WW13 told me you can never be 100% certain, plus with the dream thing, I have those kinds of dreams every night, just write that book and eventually you might have a best-seller one day( that’s what I do even if none of my books have been published I just do it so I can get it out )
Hail freewolf,
Welcome to the site. Your symptoms certainly sound werewolfy to me.
Have you been bitten? Do you have any strange scars? Have you woken up with sand or dirt or grass in your bed?
Have you scanned yourself with the Monstrometer? https://itunes.apple.com/app/monstrometer/id335896676?mt=8
Please let us know your status. We are all anxious to know how you fared on the Ice Moon.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
I bet u wanna know y I'm ausing code but I have to
Hail firefang,
I do wonder. But you “don’t have to” what?
Seth
Stupid a-51
i have dicided that even though im a werewolf im going to still hunt werewolves and now im going to also hunt vampires
(Emerges from your shadow) If you are you better no try to hunt me or else…
Hail lycantheprotector I will take you and luckily for me I’ve found a pack of werewolf hunters that are also werewolves like me so 17 of us and 1 of you
You guys wouldn’t last long against me, besides I have the elements on my side along with some werewolves, avampire and a wizard..YOU WILL NOT KILL ME!? I AM THE LAST OF MY KIND, YOU WILL NEVER HAVE MY PELT!!!! 😈
Got ur back lycan 😯 🙂 😀
you mess with Lycan you mess with me “growls really loud at you” he is a good guy
Thanks guys!! 😀
Any time friend 😉 🙂
😕 nooo bad idea very bad idea very bad
YOU BIG MEANY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
😳 I’m sowwy I blew up on u like that. Even if u are a meany….
I am a werewolf when people bother me i feel angry i feel it in my heart y think i am genetic my dad talked to me about the moon and i dream about a white wolf that talked to me i didint new it was a dream or real but i dont now why i wake up in my bed i dont now if i remeber i think my memorie erased
Ami a werewolf i think i am genetic my dad talked to me about the moon one day i put mad when people bather me and i feel it in my heart y dream about a white wolf that talked to me i didint new if it was true or a dream but why i wake up in my bead and dont remember y think my memorie is erased am i a werewolf
Ami a werewolf i think i am genetic my dad talked to me about the moon one day i put mad when people bather me and i feel it in my heart y dream about a white wolf that talked to me i didint new if it was true or a dream but why i wake up in my bead and dont remember y think my memorie is erased am i a werewolf
Seth answer me when ever you can
Hail Jorge,
Thanks for your patience and for your SOS message. While talking about the moon is not in itself a suspicious activity, when you combine this with your dream, it certainly seems suspicious. Not as suspicious as howling at the moon, but still suspicious. What did your dad say about the moon? When you woke up in your bed after the dream, did you notice anything different about your bedroom? Any new objects or debris?
Thanks for keeping on. There are lots of suspected werewolves around here who can also help you analyze the situation. Just remember, no real names, ages or locations allowed. Area 51 has already located one survivor on the site this week.
Seth
Hi
Ho
hi
Am i a werewolf
are u asking me
I need to now
Welcome Jorge, and guys please use the reply button….
Hello fellow werewolves!
I’m back!!!
oh hey
Hello everybody!! Long time since if posted,sorry 🙁
Hi silver! Long time no see!!
So this is survivor silvermoon that me and Devorah accidentally named a pack after. Wow nice to meet you.
Well bi
Well hello!! And to michael,Nice to meet you too! So how’s everybody doing on their surviving? Everybody avoiding A51 ok?
hey welcome back
Hello Silvermoon! How have you been?
OH GOD IT’S LIKE 10:00 WHERE I AM!!!!!!
Night ttyal( talk to you all later )
The sun rise is so amazing where I am. Hot pinks, reds and even some purple clouds! It makes me happy 😀
cool
sup everyone i’m on at school
u know what so am i
my teachers are complete morons!!!!!!!!
they said werewolves don’t exist when they know i’m one and most of them are( i know this because i scaned them )
I HATE SCHOOL!!!!!!
💡 I SHOULD JUST STOP GOING!!!
Yes i am asking you
ok you do sound like one
Thank you but why when i transform i am in my bed in the same place i was and why i dont remember
This is a question i cant answer sry
Aroooo any ww wanna talk
i will
What u wanna talk abot
I dont know
haROOO! Ark, arrf, hark! Grrrr… Huroo… Rau, rau, RAU!
Translation-
Help! Area.. Fifty… One! Despise… them… Run, run, RUN!
You speak our native tongue? And….Moon Song NOOO!! I’ll save you!!
I speak many languages.
Gr hurr huuuu. Ark-arrf ur haur. Ar aur urk.
Translation-
It’s no use. A-51 done something, can’t change back. Ouroboros-bracelet no use.
HuurARF haura ar rull roon. Reverr ru-var.
Translation-
Become human at full moon. Reverse werewolf.
I’ll still bust you out!!!
I am back, my human avatar needed a rest.
I’m so sick I can’t speak:( at least I have my mango tea!
I feel bad for you and I’ll pray for you 🙁
poor ww13 feel better
Thank you guys! <3
your welcome 😀
Hope you feel good soon! 🙁
Hail WW13,
At least you can still type. Glad you have your mango tea.
Do you think you have a regular human illness like laryngitis or a cold? Or is it some kind of supernatural sickness like over exposure to wolfsbane? Or is it some kind of extra strength human sickness like ebola or bubonic plague?
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
I really don’t know what I have. I do know that It’s been dropping students at my school like flies.
Anyone know if pups are just as dangerous as adults
I dont know why do ya ask
They can be more dangerous…ESP if they have anger issues…
I just want to be prepared
oh
On the full moon I’m sleeping in my closet because I don’t want to hurt anyone
Art raff ru ark-arrf. Ark-arrf rarr v ur var va.
Translation-
Not at A-51. A-51 trapped me in wolf form.
I’m on way to save you!!(to Luna) ill be back honey,be safe….(Luna) ok!(I run into a portal from my demension)(Luna) good luck…
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR… Hau aur ur.
Translation-
STAY AWAY! Don’t want to hurt you or anyone else.
Oh please it will take a lot to hurt or catch me!
(From above in the comments) That portal will lead you guys straight to a spot where the crystals are…,find one and bring it back….and if there are none there….just call my name, and I will open a portal back….if I don’t….that is what the rock is for…
Ok then! * walks to portal * good luck with Luna! * jumps into portal *
Good luck everyone!!!…..return safe….
*everyone who jumped(s) through the portal, landed on the moons surface, then the portal closed, then found traces of the crystals but none there to be seen.*
* I start to try and dig * There has to be some! The werewolf race will survive! * I panic and begin to pace back and forth * Lycan! Open a portal it’s empty!
(A spark of the portal appears then stopes completely)
Lycan help open the portal
(A weak voice from nowhere) remember …use the moonstone if something happens to Lycan….that is your ticket(the voice fades) back…..
Uses moonstone and portal opens and runs to where Lycan is what happend
(You and the others come through the portal, to arrive on a horrible scene of vampires and other creatures dead everywhere, the forest on fire, the landscape COMEPLETELY changed, Luna gone, and me weak and covered in blood laying in the center of the scene) Luna……..my…….love……no……(coughs up blood) you guys must save her….she was taken to a hidden castle just up ahead invisible from a barrier(points north)….don’t be upset about me(coughs) this form is just a…..(head drops to the ground and my body shatters into fragments of ice then melts leaving behind a strand of fur which soon after catches fire and burns to nothing….)
Lycan! No! This can’t be happening! * looks out at the horrible scene and begins to cry * Why!? * looks down at bloOd on my paws* I will save Luna for you. * takes off into the north quickly being engulfed with smoke *
(After exiting you and everyone else comes face to face with a huge black castle and a hord of creatures charging towards everyone)
* runs forward and attacks the first creature I see. It falls to the ground in a puddle of blood. I then attack several more of them until I am surrounded. A larger monster with a silver kn¡fe slashes at me. I fall to the ground weak with the posionous bite of silver* Someone! Attack!
-looks at them- How dare you all of you come storming out of a portal and mow down my creatures. – the black castle begins to shake- warewolf13 how nice to see you bleeding on my lawn.
See reply to warewolf13 on next page.
Hello
New here? If so, then no real names, ages or locations. If not then, well, you already knew that. But hello, I’m Mythe, Traveller, class Elite of the Elites, Guardian of the Unknown.
What sort of creature are you?
Hi nice to meet you