1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:
WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.
WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:
LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:
This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
There are two sides to every story…
Did I miss anything cool
Hail Devorah,
Welcome back, no apologies necessary. Survivors come and go on missions all the time – including me. Here’s a link to This Week In Survival – by no means a comprehensive summary but it’s all I got.
But what is this stuff with which you have been dealing? Please don’t tell me you found a way to become a werewolf? Well, unless it was that 24 hour lycanthroporous flower thing. Does this have anything to do with your favorite celebrity?
Thanks for checking in and keeping on.
Seth
Has anyone ever thought that celebrities are hiding from the public what they really are?
There are more than an infinate number of sides to every story…
When you think about how lonely the night would be without the howl of the wolf…
I know right Loki
Wouldn’t it be cool if you are a werewolf and the celebrity you had a crush on was a secret werewolf
Ok? Any of guys have muffins? I smell muffins and I’m hiding in my wolf crib. MUFFINS
Hey look I’m top commenter because I’m craving muffins.
O.O muffins?
Oh I’m soo excited for the new moon!!!! Because that is when my “dark/shadow” form is at the peak of its power!!….now I’m going to go eat that muffins shadow….
Hey everyone I’m setting up a vampire hunt I think there are abt 30 vamp in all but I figured out there base from by x girlfriends scent, I want them all dead so I’m going to need a lot of werewolves with me to take them all down and they are trained so they will be able to fight back, I hope some people will help me
I’ll help you! I’ll just make some trees to stab them in the heart!! 😈
Hi everyone I’m back! From a long and tedious holiday vacation! How is everyone
Hail Shadow,
Welcome back. Don’t tell me you booked one of those Dentist Office Adventure holidays? I keep warning survivors about them. The drills are pretty cool and all but too many Xrays of your head’s not a good idea.
Thanks for the SOS update. Have you convinced your GF of your lycanthropic status yet? Or does she still think it’s a joke?
Seth
I smell muffins. Another patient! (If they are lucky it will be for free)
I’m your patient? Hehe for what? *gulps*
*head pops out of the wall* Shadow claw hi!! Don’t make me your patient plz 🙁
Hey 🙂
Hi
How am I doing with being a werewolf?
Really well!!
I don’t have any memories though…
That happens, but you will start remembering after giving it some time
How long do u think?…
A few more days-a week
Hail Shadow Claw,
Just a belated FYI, Gabriella runs the WW hospital. She has a 999 – 911 howl, let me see if I can link that. Here it is. Gabriella’s guide to secret WW howls. All werewolves need to know it. But don’t use the secret howl unless you are really hurt because she has to travel all the way around the world to save you. And no she doesn’t fly. I think she has some kind of helicopter team, or something. Not cheap.
Seth
Anyone wanna talk?
Sure!…. About what?
I don’t know.. Haha
Hello.
*looks at you* and might who this be? what are you? And what powers do you posses? 😕
No need to be defensive, Protector.
* Glares at Lycan * no need to be rude. *turns back to you* so how are you?
As well as I shall never be.
Huh?
I sense confusion coming from you; what is there to be confused about?
You said you felt as well as you shall never be. That sentence does not make sense because you are implying that you do feel that way but you never will feel that way.
Then you should not be confused, for it is clear you see what I am saying.
I was not trying to be rude or defensive, I was just asking because I haven’t seen him before…..or have I?
pueblos eternal. Welcome. I am Time. literally. Welcome to the site. might I ask. who are you and/or what are you?
Even if the answer is hidden in plain sight, not only do you not know but you say it wrong, which is very unusual for you, Doctor.
let’s try, who or what aren’t you?
let’s try this.You are Ouroboros. our are not whatever you prefer. but the answer or the question in plain sight is that which intrigues me.
http://worldmythicals.ucoz.com/forum/2-1-1#7 The second post shall answer any and all questions you will have and will never have.
I would rather never not know the answer. I have only one question…er…I haven’t only one question. why are you or are you not here? Your not making it easy to ask question you know. What isn’t your purpose? don’t take this as an interrogation I’m just curious.
pueblos means Ouroboros
Protector, I am a she, but do not apologise for your mistake, it happens.
I’m sorry 🙁 (wimpers and melts to a pool of water)
Hey what’s up everyone I’m mad at my little brother when I find him I am going make him wish he was never born he is in soooooo much trouble (hears brother scream) stupid help he yells she is going to KILL ME! Good then I don’t have to live with you! My sister is getting revenge on my behave ( Wack Wack Bite ) ( brother screams) hehehe I love my sister.
I have a question. Do werewolves really imprint on someone they love and claim them as there mate?
We fall in Iove like any other. That is just fantasy fake book stuff. It enrages me how many people believe that stuff.
Reality is collapsing, it is forming, it does exist and yet it should not…
I don’t believe it. I just met a werewolf who is madly in love with someone, and I was wondering if being a werewolf affected how u loved someone
For you lovely people who like to read.
http://furthiahigh.concessioncomic.com/mobile/index.php?pid=20080128
Thanks for approving this Seth. If anyone actually read this, no, I did not draw it.
Hey everyone it’s me! Midnight! I’m back!
I need help Despertly! I was cleaning my basemant when me and my brother came across a family history book. We found a page that had our cousins name on it. (he is midnight on this website by the way he told me when I called). It showed black fur on the page and blood on the other. When we turned the page we were horrified to see a picture of our cousin then the formation of human to werewolf. It was horrible to look at and worse to think of it happening to our cousin. I told my brother to get the phone and dial our cousins number. He answered and told us that since great great great grandpa he has been the only werewolf in the family. He told us he is a pure blood and he can change when ever he wants too. When we got off the phone we went into my room and hid the page of our cousin from the family history book and went on this website he told us about. Me and my brother are his only cousins. We don’t know if that means were pure bloods or not. We are going to his house tonight with our mom for vacation. We are afraid either we are werewolves or that our cousin will bite us. Seth or any one else on here PLEASE help us! Answer as quickly as possible! We need you!
Stay inside. If your worried about your brother biting you…. He simply won’t. It takes a lot of control and focus to transform on will. You have to be able to control yourself first. If he can’t do that… Then that’s pretty bad for both his mental health and your physical health.
Hail Werewolf Gene,
Thanks for your SOS message. I have linked your family story to This Week In Survival – hope that’s okay. But I have to warn you that Midnight has been here recently and may well read it too. Did you survive the trip to your cousin’s house? If so, how did you survive?
Is it too late to tell you to bring silverware ie: REAL silverware made of silver and substitute that for the cutlery at dinner?
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
PS – You can believe what Alex says. He is a long standing wizard wolf here on the site.
Thats ok Seth. I have silver with me. I have a lot of bracelets. We are surviving ok here. For now…
Seth! Midnight just bit my brother! Midnight transformed back but my brother is gasping for air! Wait, he’s breathing ok. Midnight just transformed and ran out of the house into the snowy woods! What do I do? It’s only me! My brother is bit, midnight is missing and our parents are in Florida at a buisnees meeting! I’m support to watch the young ones! Im not responsible at all! Seth help me! QUICK!
Seth!, please try to answer my cousins questions because I don know all the answers!
Hail Midnight,
Thanks for alerting me to your cousin’s SOS. I am looking into the matter and communicating with our werewolf friends at Lupone Life and elsewhere on the site. Please stand by until this time tomorrow.
Survivally yours!
Seth
There are tests that you can do, to you both and him….
Ok and it’s almost time!
Lycan last time u said that my muffin dissapeard o and hits Lycan with a muffin
*Makes the ground around firefang turn into a sea of muffins* hehe 😛
*haROOOOOO!* Does anyone care to join the loner in her song to the night?
*Harmonizes with your howls* I would love to join you!
I want to join!! (Starts howling with them and the elements around start to shift)
The whispering wind, the howling gale
Ancestors come, join us, gather round.
Never does the Ballad’s magick fail.
Lonely us three sing,
A praise to the gone,
Listen now to our song.
(Here’s the fun part- you two get to help make up the rest of the Ballad!)
From near and far gather round,
Come and sing,
Hear the wind’s howling sound,
Hear the metal ping,
Watch the ice melt,
See the fire burn,
Remember how this night felt.
Come and sing with us! It’s your turn!
😛
On this very night shadows cast.
Ghosts that remind us of a haunting past.
Now in these woods a flame burns.
A song for our voices to be heard.
Light
Fire
Ice
Air
Join along in this melody we share.
Soon Time will pass for us three lone.
But for now we are finally home.
That was fun!!
Yeah! I need to be alone less often! Haha
I know right?
Living, dying, fighting, surviving…
I wanna join and makes huge baskets that start pick up muffins howls aarrooooooooooooooooo!
Lol!
Snarls at Lycan my muffins all mine eyes change from hazel to fiery red and whole body catches on fire don’t even try to touch my muffins Lycan or ull regret it
*snaps fingers and a chocolate chip muffin appears in hand* ok? *eats it*
Anyone on here? And would you happen to be carrying a muffin with you?
I’m on and what flavor?
Whatever you have.
*Tosses a random muffin* see what flavor it is
Wow this is really good!!! Where did you get it?
I got it from my demension, Luna makes them with the elements found there…she likes baking 😛
Would you happen to know what sort of elements created this muffin?
Some plants from here and there, fire, a touch of ice, and some Other elements
Does it include electricity? It tastes amazing and my lightning is acting up! * is obviously hyper now*
How did you know?? 😯
Haha!!!!!!! I like this muffin!
I hope she doesn’t put any silver in the muffins…that would be a waste of a muffin…and I’d be the crazy were wolf that would still eat it!
That would kilI you from the inside…
But… Muffin!!!!
Yes the urge of muffins is hard at times but if it includes silver just walk away.
Now I’m craving muffins….
I-I feel diffrent… Very diffrent…
Alex maybe it’s me???
Alex, perhaps it is my presence that is disrupting the equilibrium that never was, or rather will be.
I see differently…
I feel differently…
I sense differently…
I can feel a thumping in my chest…
I feel weaker….
Nobody made you eat a cursed or non Lycanthropous Flower did they? (Effect depends)
I don’t know what that is… And I don’t eat flowers
Are you sure no one put it and something you ate or drank?
My memory fades… What is my name..? Who am I..? What is my pourpose?
Hail Alex,
Thanks for this SOS message. I don’t know for sure what’s going on with you but I can tell you this:
1. Your name is Alex and you are – or were – a magic wielding werewolf with an uncanny ability to win contests on the site.
2. You have in the last few days been sending mysterious email messages that lead me to suspect that you may have lost your powers and that you may in fact now be the only human in your school or city. Did you recently exhaust your powers turning everyone in your school into something? Have you been involved in another wizard game?
Just a theory. What’s the last thing you remember?
Seth
If I could remember, I could provide an answer…
Alex I think I know why you can’t remember. When you were a werewolf and had somehow been cured. I think it was just a ruse you weren’t really cured the lycan gean went dormant and now its resurfacing causing you to forget and it could of mutated.
Hello everyone.
Yes, I’m back, and hopefully for good. With school stuff, and having a part in a big musical with rehearsals daily, I’ve had almost no time to return to you all.
How has everyone been? What all has happened in my absence?
I missed you all dearly..
I know EXACTLY how you feel!!!!
Haha, nice to know someone’s still here.
Oh rehearsals are the worst! Especially if you’ve been rehearsing for like 2 hours nonstop and your teacher won’t let u take a break until everyone is perfect.
Ohh yeah.
I’m in Legally Blonde
And we perform at the end of this month
And I have the best but strictest choreographer ever
And she pushes us so hard.
We’ve been rehearsing no less than 3 hours a day on school days, and 7 hours on weekends.
Hey WP.
How’ve you been?.
When you find out your best friend is a witch…
Oh my!! Have same problem except he is a vampire and wants to suck my blood…..as if I’ll let that happen!!
Why would a vamp wanna suck a werewolfs blood?… And I’m not really sure what to do about my friend. She might know about me because I’ve been following her around the past week to see if my suspicions were true or not. Any advise from anyone on what to do?
Does she have a black cat and/or uses a broom for something other than cleaning and sweeping?
She adopted a black cat a few months ago. I have absolutely no idea where she got it though. I haven’t ever seen her using a broom the wrong way..other than sweeping a toad off her porch that kept coming back no matter what happened to it.
Help!
I’m a pure werewolf and I keep wanting to chew and gnaw and rip things. I keep clawing my dresser and I gnaw on pencils until they break. HELP! And I can’t stay still! I could just get up and run a marathon 10 times! Help!!
Uh oh this could be bad…. Did you try chewing on a deer leg or something like that? Maybe it’s because you never experienced “the hunt”?
No I haven’t tried chewing a deer leg. Should I? Hurry because I’m gnawing on a piece of scrap metal.
Try chewing on a nice muffin! 😀 I hear Lycan makes awesome muffins! (Or at least gives out awesome muffins, but honestly who cares if there yummy!?)
I am a werewolf . Does any body want to chat
Help, I just transformed a hour ago I kept chewing on a bone please help,
Help with what the transform or the bone?
Man what is with werewolves today and chewing things??? Hi Dawson I’m WW13! I am currently interested in what you have told me. How did you phase today? Last I checked we were around new moon.
Hail Dawson,
Thanks for your SOS message. As you can see there are a number of highly qualified lycanthropologists here on the site. I would definitely recommend that you seek their advice. Remember for your survival and mine, we don’t use real names, locations or ages around here.
Meanwhile, I just have one small question for you. Where did you get the bone? And do you know what kind of bone? And have you noticed anyone around you missing a leg?
Keep on keeping on,
Seth
The trans foarm
Will someone chat with me
You are desperate to talk with someone, are you not?
Now
Werewolves change on full moon Dawson. What powers do you own that help you change that? I have also never heard of a dragon wolf. What are the perks to your clan? I am part wild part lighting which means I can creat lightning.
Hey you guys are you transfoarmed yet because i am
By the way my clan is dragon werewolf
Will some one chat with me
I am willing to talk with you.
Hello Dawson! I am still waiting for an answer on those questions!:)
Will some one chat with me
Hey Seth did you kown that I am a werewolf my clan is dragon
I ment that my clan is dyan and lightning
So what’s going on
Hey did any of you guys trans form
Last night
Hello Dawn! How did you transform last night? What sort of tricks do you know that help you do that?
WW13 some people can transform when they want or well some people r so powerful they can change and it not hurting so he could be powerful of a young ww that changes when he wants to
I know people can transform on their own. I can do that too but I am wondering what his strategy is.
What’s ur strategy I have all clans of ww in me so I turn at all full moons but magererity of it is ghost so I’m a most ghost or ghastly as Seth calls it wiz-wolf
I am part Wild wolf part Lightning wolf ( I just say Wild Lightning ) I change unwillingly on full moon but one way I change on command is by if you really concentrate and find your actual wolf spirit inside of you. It is extremely hard and takes much practice. Once you find it its like a wolf in a cage. You have to try really hard to unlock the cage and then you begin to phase. Another is much easier its just static electricity because you know Lightning wolf + shock = transform. Then there is a number of ever changing things that effect Wild wolves so I need to be careful in life.
Hi I think I’m a werewolf please tell me if I am
{note from Seth – please don’t post personal information for your own safety. Your survival is important.}
Ok so here I go
I am growing at an exponential rate
I am always craving meat
I think the chicken plant in my hometown smells good
( I can smell it from my school even though its 15 miles away from it)
And I always want to sleep all day
The only thing that I think is missing is me shifting int my anthro form
Hi! Im Werewolf13 and it is nice to meet you! You do have a few symptoms of lycanthropy such as the meat craving, good sence of smell, and growth rate. Do you enjoy muffins? All werewolves are entranced by the mere thought of muffins. Also, how do you think you ended up this way? Is one of your parents a were? Do you recall being bitten?