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Werewolves: You May Be Dealing With A Werewolf

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1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.

2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.

3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.

4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.

5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.

If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.

6. If you can’t beat them –  survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!

~~~ If  The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~

As you may already know, current pathogenic research distinguishes acquired lycanthropy or “bitten werewolves” from genetic lycanthropic tendencies. So the first question to ask yourself is, are any of your parents or siblings werewolves?  Has there been a resurgence of ancestral threats i.e.: vampires in your community? There are many genetic werewolves on this site who know more than I do about this. You can read their comments below.

However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.

In Stage I you will have a cut or wound that won’t heal normally and that you can’t exactly remember how you got it. Anecdotal reports indicate that dousing the wound with a simple colloidal silver solution from a health food store within 24 hours of infection could actually prevent the lycanthropic mutagens from spreading to your stem cells. If 24 hours has passed, you will notice your immune system begins to work overtime. This will look like a very severe cold. Are you suddenly sweaty for no apparent reason? You will spike a unaturally high fever, maybe even over 100 degrees according to some reports. You can try Tylenol but it won’t help this fever. You may vomit. Your friends and family will try to take you to the hospital but this is not advisable as Area 51 has doctors in every one. This stage is said to last for three to five days, depending on the phase of the moon.

In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.

Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO!  It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.

Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!

And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!

For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.

You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.

Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine

 Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:

WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.

 WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:

 LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:

This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.

 

 

 

by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com

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  1. Midnight wrath says

    As I am headed home the wind hit my face and I smell…..MUFFInS CHOlAteChIp Muffins! OMG WHO HAS MUFFINS? I strart going fast Spins and I’m wagging my tail a mile a minute MUFFFINS

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    • Loki says

      Oh jeez YES! I had a friend once that didn’t seem happy unless he had something to complain about. And he was horribly mean to his dogs which made me super mad.

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      • Moon Song says

        No, I’m talking about the one who made the website on Mythicals. She keeps complaining to me that it’s only gotten ten visitors in the time it’s been up and none have bothered to leave a reply. Makes me want to say a spell that’ll make her go mute for a few hours.

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  6. Moon Song says

    That awkward moment when you can’t log into YourLupineLife because the login page doesn’t exist… And all your comments are under moderation, even though there is nothing wrong with them…

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    • Loki says

      The color fur u have isn’t set in stone because of the clan ur in. It’s just telling u what most wolves in that clan have as a fur color

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  19. firefang says

    But I can also start fires with my mind ang I can disappear like ghost werewolves so I’m kinda confused loki

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    • Loki says

      Then u have the power to manipulate fire. It might be a higher control than just manipulating but I don’t know. I don’t know very much about it. And then u can do something every other ghost wolf can do which is not out of the ordinary.

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  22. firefang says

    Well I can’t get out to my containment crib because my moms a zombie and dads an angel so it’s kinda hard to I’ve got out once but I almost got caught but anyways to not use a containment crib but like have one in my house

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    • Loki says

      Try making one in ur basement or attic. If u can’t make it ur room. Make sure all breakable items are out of reach or put someone safe. I’d suggest inforcing ur walls and door with silver. Make sure there is a lock on ur door and have someone u trust (family member if they know what’s going on or a friend that is staying the night) lock u in side ur room for the night. Also put silver bars on ur windows so u can’t break them and get out.

      That’s all I can say. Maybe Seth or someone else has better ideas. If u do get out try going to a park though. Someone told me lightning wolfs meet up in parks and I’m sure they wouldn’t mind helping u.

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  35. wolflily says

    Hi sorry I’ve been gone so long vampire brother problems. He was so blood thirsty last night he attacked me and my little sister. Dumb crazy kid. No offence to vamps on this site.

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    • Zanna says

      Is your email address the same on Gravatar as on this site double check to see that there the same. The avatar can take 5 minutes to an hour to change.

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  41. midnightwrath says

    Hey fire what I do is I go outside and just run maybe I could meet up with you and make sure you don’t hurt anyone and no one hurts you

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  43. midnightwrath says

    I’m running threw the woods only feeling pain I stop I lie down and start crying, how could she do this to me, what did I do to deserve this.. I’m stuck there crying my eyes out

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  48. wolflily says

    Hey Midnight are you ok? Poor you (sharp pain) ow what the hell who did that ( cry) (whispers) why ( looks to see brother with my blood on his hand) hey bro wood stakes are not for werewolves ( slaps him) (falls and screams)

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    • LycanTheProtector says

      Ouch! My ears are sensitive to high pitch noises!(holds out paw and a flower grows from it and sprays the brother in the face causing him to fall asleep) there much quieter! 🙂

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    • Midnightwrath says

      Wolfliliy I’m fine now but dang having silver go through my flesh,muscle and get in my blood stream reallyREALLY hurts but thanks to Lycan I feel much better and btw I’m setting up a vampire hunt so would you like to jion

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  50. Moon Song says

    The worst rut to be in
    Isn’t physical
    It isn’t mental
    It’s somewhere in between.

    It’s a void, a black hole
    An endless pit
    Of insanity

    So hard to get out of
    Many succumb to it.

    Depression.

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