1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:
WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.
WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:
LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:
This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
As I am headed home the wind hit my face and I smell…..MUFFInS CHOlAteChIp Muffins! OMG WHO HAS MUFFINS? I strart going fast Spins and I’m wagging my tail a mile a minute MUFFFINS
Hmmm…It’s not a good idea to moon a werewolf..
: y do you say tht
What do werewolfs transform under?
A moon
Exactly
Wait what?
I got no muffins 😥 my night just went bad
Ugh, we all have that one friend that’s prone to massive amounts of complaining, am I right?
Oh jeez YES! I had a friend once that didn’t seem happy unless he had something to complain about. And he was horribly mean to his dogs which made me super mad.
Are you talking about me moon song
No, I’m talking about the one who made the website on Mythicals. She keeps complaining to me that it’s only gotten ten visitors in the time it’s been up and none have bothered to leave a reply. Makes me want to say a spell that’ll make her go mute for a few hours.
Just wondering but aren’t spells dangerous?
Besides being a Singing Werewolf, I am also part Druid. I have yet to cast a spell that has backfired on me. But depending on who’s casting it, then yes, it can be dangerous.
Ohh okay I was worried there
That awkward moment when you can’t log into YourLupineLife because the login page doesn’t exist… And all your comments are under moderation, even though there is nothing wrong with them…
So what’s up with you guys?
Nap time! I’m exhausted and a bit sick 🙁
I’m so sorry moon song right now I’m on patrol, I wish wolfliliy would contact me so we could meet up more and what part of you is feeling sick
Aww poor Moon Song! I hope you get better soon.
How are u Loki
Guys guess what …my sister is a leprechaun ! Is that a problem
Is there any ghost packs that need a werewolf
Or we’ll any packs
Midnight wrath r u still looking for ghost pack mates if so ill join ur pack
Midnight wrath r u still looking for ghost pack mates if so ill join ur pack howls then dashes away
Yes fire fang I would love for u to join my pack
Hmm…is it normal to suddenly have a bunch of swirling marks all over my wolf form?
I also have a weird question I’m a ghost werewolf yet my fur is fiery red color
The color fur u have isn’t set in stone because of the clan ur in. It’s just telling u what most wolves in that clan have as a fur color
I can also get u a diffrant pic well u have to I can get u a link
That’s weird I have a black coat maybe your a mix of the clans?
I need the link
That’s possible for me to be a mix I got my as a reward for bravery in battle
But I can also start fires with my mind ang I can disappear like ghost werewolves so I’m kinda confused loki
Then u have the power to manipulate fire. It might be a higher control than just manipulating but I don’t know. I don’t know very much about it. And then u can do something every other ghost wolf can do which is not out of the ordinary.
Go to links Seth posted it
Where did he post it
Lets see if it worked
Did my photo work
The butten at the top that says links click it then go down to the last coment
Well I can’t get out to my containment crib because my moms a zombie and dads an angel so it’s kinda hard to I’ve got out once but I almost got caught but anyways to not use a containment crib but like have one in my house
If ur dad is an angel wouldn’t u be half angel?
And I turn under all full moons some more than others some my nails get sharp some I get really viscous
I’m a darkness pony
Hey Loki what pack r u in?????
I’m a lone wolf
Why do u ask?
Not nessaseraly I’m not half zombie Esther just a werewolf
Ok
U gotta get a picture
Hey I still need a in house containment crib
Where is wilflily
Just wanted to know
Why doesn’t my picture work?
Did u go to gravatar and upload the pic u want? It also has to be the email ur using for here
❗ I used that email and it show me my photo on gravitate but not on this site
Ya it does
I need an in house crib still
Try making one in ur basement or attic. If u can’t make it ur room. Make sure all breakable items are out of reach or put someone safe. I’d suggest inforcing ur walls and door with silver. Make sure there is a lock on ur door and have someone u trust (family member if they know what’s going on or a friend that is staying the night) lock u in side ur room for the night. Also put silver bars on ur windows so u can’t break them and get out.
That’s all I can say. Maybe Seth or someone else has better ideas. If u do get out try going to a park though. Someone told me lightning wolfs meet up in parks and I’m sure they wouldn’t mind helping u.
Hi sorry I’ve been gone so long vampire brother problems. He was so blood thirsty last night he attacked me and my little sister. Dumb crazy kid. No offence to vamps on this site.
So your in pack right?
Wolf lily it is good to see you agian we need to meet up!
I redid the photo choice so lets see if it worked
Gosh darn it, icy doesn’t it work! 👿
How abt now
Now
Is your email address the same on Gravatar as on this site double check to see that there the same. The avatar can take 5 minutes to an hour to change.
Okay so who on?
I am
Hey Loki how are u
I’m great! I have a dozen muffins. Although they seem to be disappearing very quickly……..
Maybe ur eating them with out noticing:) and what type of muffin
Apple cinnamon. And of course I’m not eating them! (Okay I probably am)
I knew it 🙂
I am
Lycan I’ve messed you how are you have you been another chase recently
Hey Lycan! (:
Hi guys and what did you mess up on midnight?
Hi guys and what did you mess up on midnight?
Hey fire what I do is I go outside and just run maybe I could meet up with you and make sure you don’t hurt anyone and no one hurts you
Hey is many body up fora chase?
Chase what?
Each other, vampires whatever you want
I’m running threw the woods only feeling pain I stop I lie down and start crying, how could she do this to me, what did I do to deserve this.. I’m stuck there crying my eyes out
Midnight? *walks up to you* What’s wrong? What happened?
It hurts so much Loki
What hurts? What happened?
My girlfriend was datig a blood sucker and she stabbed me with a silver stake before leaving me hurry I’m in a lot of pain
I-I don’t know what to do
First take out the stake thenOWWWWW you need to get me to Lycan he can help meOWWWWWWWW please loki
*gently pulls out the stake then throws it* shoot that stuff hurts!
Lycan! Midnight needs u!
How do you think I rely before, why can’t Lycan get here faster!
(A bubble surround s you.) This stasis field will help until Lycan does get here.
Thank you time
*i run through a portal* sorry for the delay! My puppets did not tell me because some one is destroying them.( I absorb the silver and change to my plant form with a strange plant on my back) let me heal you! (I bite you on your leg enjecting you with a liquid form of that plant with my needle like thorn teeth, then the wound closes completely) does that feel better? Uh oh I almost forgot to check for silver in your body!! (I turn into a pure silver wolf,touch your chest and absorb all the silver in your body) ok how do you feel?
Well some good news is tht my avatar changed
That’s good! (Wags my tail)
Hiiiii
Hi soulmuffin, I’m Lycan, welcome to the site!!(ill try not to eat you because we’ll you are a soul of a muffin)
I wonder what type of muffin
Muffin? I want a muffin! Where’s the muffin?? Muffin muffin muffin!!!!
Hello Soulmuffin I’m Werewolf13! I really really like your name…Muffins are good hehe.. Really really good… Moving on… What are you?
I really like voidchipmunk muffins.
*I hold out my paw and a ball of fire appears then changes into a void chipmunk muffin*here!
Thanks Lycan I feel much better 😆
aarrooo like my new picture its me in real life i was at my gmas on the full moon
Fire fang I love our avatar but who took the photos
Camo camera taped to tree Seneca mocrion and boom photo taken
Hey Midnight are you ok? Poor you (sharp pain) ow what the hell who did that ( cry) (whispers) why ( looks to see brother with my blood on his hand) hey bro wood stakes are not for werewolves ( slaps him) (falls and screams)
Ouch! My ears are sensitive to high pitch noises!(holds out paw and a flower grows from it and sprays the brother in the face causing him to fall asleep) there much quieter! 🙂
Wolfliliy I’m fine now but dang having silver go through my flesh,muscle and get in my blood stream reallyREALLY hurts but thanks to Lycan I feel much better and btw I’m setting up a vampire hunt so would you like to jion
Hey sry I have been gone for a while just dealing with some stuff
The worst rut to be in
Isn’t physical
It isn’t mental
It’s somewhere in between.
It’s a void, a black hole
An endless pit
Of insanity
So hard to get out of
Many succumb to it.
Depression.