1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:
WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.
WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:
LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:
This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
Ok , full moons tonight. Wish me luck. I never have luck , mate. My brothers not a werewolf. I know because he doesn’t hav sharp teeth and he doesn’t look like my dad. At all. Is there such a thing as squirrel people? If there is I think my friends mum is one. Have a goodnight. I love this new home in America!!!!!
Full Moon tonight Nelson!
Let us know the results of your experiment. But remember to note that many factors influence a werewolves transformation besides the full moon so a lack of transformation tonight is not conclusive evidence.
An actual trasformation on the other hand is pretty conclusive.
In regards to squirrel people… I personally have never met one but I am sure they exist! I suspect most bankers and financial advisors of being squirrel people. Once I have a conclusive test I will try to add them to the Monstrometer.
Keep us posted and keep on keeping on!
Seth
All of you will find out tonight also tonight I’m gonna go to texas and see if he is dead(also I may fail the ELA test do to this)
Dude, I’m comin wit u, da armor can wait
Hail Alexthewerewolf and Wilwolf,
Tonight is the full Moon so as werewolves you will both be at the peak of your powers tonight but remember that the moonlight makes it easier for zombies to see also. If you can find where in Texas Miles is from and see if you can find him and help him out if he is still alive then that would be great but Texas is a really big place.
In any case be careful and let us know how it goes.
Seth
Hey everyone, I’m new to thE convo, sorry to intrude but i would like to say something here. Last nights full moon was insain! I have a ton of questions, I have been a werewolf For a few months now. I’m very new to this whole ride and I was hoping someone could help? I don’t think I’ll be very helpful but if any of u want to know anything about us I will be glad too help
Wilwolf and I can’t help right now we are on a survivor find thing right nao(there was a post from a zombie,I translated it.It says:Sutipd fools!Miles is dead!We will come for you when we least expect it!)
Hmm incredibly articulate for a zombie… possibly it is their so-called zombie actors’ guild communications staff?
Z.A.G mad with power again? I wonder what they want now?
Thanks for the update Alexthewerewolf.
Seth
Calling all werewolves meeting at the garden of Eden
Don’t listen it’s a trap!!!!!
iPod acten up but it’s a trap don’t listen to him he’s crazy!!!!!
Yes it is!
Again iPod vamp master has the side of werewolf hunters I’m here to save you it’s a huge army of hunters!!!!!!!!
Ok I belive you because vamp master said he was gunna kill us
Hey Seth I tried talking to some of shape shifters in my area but their realy agressive when I tried talking to one of them they said I was weak I’ve had entire packs of the trying to get into my territory i can keep them back but I’m not sure if I should stay within my boarders or try to take over their territory
Seth I have 2 Irish friends one werewolf the other vamp the vamp and I are still friends I just keep a close eye on him.
Good to know Larco. If anyone can do it you can.
Just remember, while you keep an eye on them, it’s very important to avoid staring directly into their eyes. If you can. Trust me.
Hey I just thought of something though. If you keep only ONE eye on them and stare with only ONE eye, does their hypnotic vamp power still work?
Hmm…
Seth
I’m sorry not to butt in Avara wolf but I have a suggestion. It’s only an idea but u could fight when they come onto ur territory. I mean that’s what I do, and it keep intruders off mine. But I’m new to this world so i mean i’m unsure if it will help. It only works for me because I’m just really strong for a newborn, or so I’m told. Doesn’t mean it’s true. But anyways don’t know if I can but I would be glad to assist if u would like. But again , I’m young and reckless so I understand if u don’t want me around.
Or you can make a pack with them Avara wolf or do what shewolf said I would try to be as peace ful as posible. Would not like to draw attention.
Forgot the m in com im still getting used to this thing.
Just try to be as peaceful as posible. Wouldn’t want to draw attention
(A belated TY Larcolycan for your words of wisdom here. I could not have said it better.)
Seth
Got it Avara wolf.
I know how to handle it I’ve been a werewolf for 5 yrs. and no one Knows about my secret.
Ive been for 7 yrs
Yes but these are shapechangers not werewolfs
I tried to make a pack with them but they said I was different and should be eliminated any ideas on what for I could take to give me the upper hand
I read and I’ve run into that same trouble shap shiffters are Indian relatives I had to talk to their cheifton and smoke the peace pipe but yours might be different some shape shifters are out laws who killed their families sobe carful.
If they said you should be eliminated get all ofyour strongest werewolf friends and attack before they attack you. Use the element of suprise.XD
Oh yea Seth of the megaconda?
Ok if any one wants to join my pack any help would be great
I mean have you heard of a megaconda.
Well Larko I have now…
I had to google it though. A giant prehistoric rain forest dwelling prehistoric snake…?
How can this be the first I have heard of it?
More importantly though how are you surviving?
Seth
I wish i could but I have big problems a megaconda is attacking my house.
Yes those thing are nasty what coulor is it
Hey avara wolf I would love to join your pack but I have not lived this life long enough to be experiance fighter, as I said before im strong but that’s what I’m told doesn’t mean it’s true. I’m still very young and uncontrollable and I don’t want to screw chances up for u. Thanks for the invitation anyways!
I’ll join but I may not be able to show up
Vampire attack . Im goona my neigjbor
Also I’m a wise wolf. I only fight when I absolutly have to.
And it’s a green and brown.
Crap brother stop tying up my armies.
Never I must keep valence our mother and father said so.
I mean balence not valence.
My parents are Tor (wolf goddess) and fenris (wolf god). Vamp masters parents unknown?
Don’t bring up mine and your parents!
Well it’s True.
Hey Seth me and my pack are starting a assasin wolf pack. Does anyone want to join?
Err ok
Eek well I would maybe have to see the pack charter and muffin inventory before I could join Larco.
(That and maybe grow fangs and claws and an aversion to silver and…)
Is this about the megaconda? If so, good luck! I hope you will keep us posted and keep on keeping on.
Seth
Hey shewolf it doesn’t matter to me if your an expirienced fighter or not I could always help train you
Can’t……… I can’t transform……………
Count me in larkolycan
Thank u. I appreciate ur acceptance but I think u would be better off without me. I am fueled by blind rage and nothing else. I’m very skilled in the art of spilling blood but I have learned the hard way that others around me tend to die, and I don’t want more blood on my paws than needed. As for pheonix what are u talking about?
Dnt worry bout the blood on ur paws, worry about ur life, if a group tends to kill u, n u dnt want to ovrkill them, then ur lose, so forget about not wanting to kill, but just kill to stay alive, lik the hoard of zombies that tryed killing me wen I was in human form, not easy as expected but lukly found a open police car n used the shotgun in it
Here’s a little tip, never grab a gun that u dnt no how loud it is or dnt no how to reload or haf no idea of how strong it is
Haha ur funny. But seriously, I hate having to be this monster, I never asked to be cursed like this. I am monster because some oversized mutt was hungry and to make matters worse he didn’t even come back to take care of me which I later learned is part of some type of code or something, he ripped my jugular out then left me there for the venom to take over. I have had to learn everything I know alone, any other wolf I looked to for helped tried to kill me and we ended up in fight. Only two humans know about me, my brother and some other kid I have never seen before, he just stalked me on a full moon. He thinks I’m some terrible monster and I don’t know I blame him but no one knows what it’s like to be the bad man, to be the sad man behind our eyes. And no one knows what it’s like to be hated, to be fated to telling only lies, but my dreams aren’t this empty, as my conciencous seems to be. I have hours only lonley. I’ll never be free.
Its ok shewolf your new to this life wich is why your like this it should settle down their is nothing wrong with you
Hail Shewolf! Thanks for sharing your harrowing but oddly lyrical tale of survival…
Hey now that I think of it, you know what? I think maybe a time traveling troubadour must have read your tale and gone back in time to make a hit song about it! You should seriously sue!
But above all, keep on keeping on!
Seth
Megaconda assasinated snook up on it inthe trees and jumpped. Perfect kill! XD
Awsome well done!
U never c zombies complaining bout who they r, n I dnt complain bout bein a werewolf, it’s better than u relize I get to kill people in my personal vendatt, hitlist in wolf language, learned it today
Truer words were never spoken Wilwolf… especially by a zombie.
Occasionally the cultural propaganda machine will grind out a tale of articulate or even poetic zombies and the Zombie Actors’ Guild will try to convince the public there are real zombie actors playing those parts – but we know the truth!
Thanks for writing in.
Seth
Cool (cool guy emoticon BJ.)
I hope your right avara wolf, I don’t like who I am I don’t like being this monster. I have killed more than needed. I have lost friends and family because of who I am and wilwolf I’m sorry if it sounds like I’m complaining, I’m not trying to but I have reason to believe that there is something wrong with me werewolf wise. But I’m not sure. Sorry if I’m complaining, I’m just ready to be murdered.
Hang in there Shewolf. You’re not alone. As the immortal August Wilson once said, “Confront the dark parts of yourself, and work to banish them with illumination and forgiveness. Your willingness to wrestle with your demons will cause your angels to sing. Use the pain as fuel, as a reminder of your strength.”
Or philosopher Tori Amos, who once said, “Dive deep into your soul and explore it. Get to know the monsters that live there…” so you can Photoshop them out. [sic].
Taking those first brave steps is the hardest part. Take it from Avara Wolf. She has been there.
Keep on keeping on!
Seth
Hey don’t diss yourself your just going through a rough patch and wilowolf lay off shewolf you would complain to if you were going through what she is
I’ve lost more than friends I’ve lost my family…, my father…,my sister…,my best friend Tory ( also a werewolf). We fought an army of vampires and werewolf hunters and nearly lost.