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1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.

2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.

3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.

4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.

5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.

If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.

6. If you can’t beat them –  survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!

~~~ If  The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~

As you may already know, current pathogenic research distinguishes acquired lycanthropy or “bitten werewolves” from genetic lycanthropic tendencies. So the first question to ask yourself is, are any of your parents or siblings werewolves?  Has there been a resurgence of ancestral threats i.e.: vampires in your community? There are many genetic werewolves on this site who know more than I do about this. You can read their comments below.

However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.

In Stage I you will have a cut or wound that won’t heal normally and that you can’t exactly remember how you got it. Anecdotal reports indicate that dousing the wound with a simple colloidal silver solution from a health food store within 24 hours of infection could actually prevent the lycanthropic mutagens from spreading to your stem cells. If 24 hours has passed, you will notice your immune system begins to work overtime. This will look like a very severe cold. Are you suddenly sweaty for no apparent reason? You will spike a unaturally high fever, maybe even over 100 degrees according to some reports. You can try Tylenol but it won’t help this fever. You may vomit. Your friends and family will try to take you to the hospital but this is not advisable as Area 51 has doctors in every one. This stage is said to last for three to five days, depending on the phase of the moon.

In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.

Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO!  It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.

Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!

And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!

For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.

You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.

Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine

 Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:

WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.

 WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:

 LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:

This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.




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40,731 comments to Werewolves: You May Be Dealing With A Werewolf

  • john

    Correct wolfy . but is there anything else i should be aware of ? Like the fact this is going to be my first full moon awake because whats been happenig for the last few mounths is i go to sleep with a body ache and wake up naked in my backyard

  • Evanth

    I cured my vamprism but I just found out that my girlfriend got bit by a vampire and has been reborn and well I’m afraid that she might turn me Seth what do I do? Do I go all Rowey the vampire slayer (it’s my second name Rowe =Rowey often used as my nick name) on her.also pearl jam are doing an under 18s gig that the rock school me and the rest of my band go to bought tickets to and it’s next week my bands going p122 yeah!

    • Hail Evranth,

      Thanks for the vampire report. Good job on the vampire cleanse. Can you share any of your secrets? Blood transfusion? Home bone marrow transplant kit? Holy water fast? Religious jewelry? Please share some of your secrets with us.

      More importantly please share them with your GF who has just been bit! Above all do NOT go all Rowe the vampire slayer. (Incidentally you are aware that your middle name is one that is often passed down in the families of witches? Remind me to ask you about your family later.) GFs don’t exactly grow on trees! Trust me, I’ve been looking. Well unless you find a lovely dryad. Then I suppose technically yes, she grows on a tree. Or in a tree. But my point here is your friend has been bit by a vampire – not a werewolf – so it’s quite unlikely that she is turning vamp. Although I can’t be 100% sure unless I know more of the circumstances around the bite.

      However even a mere bite can result in a dangerous vampire thrall so you need to act now. Do you have access to holy water? If not, please visit your local priest or minister or order some online. I understand there are also handy Holy Wipes available. Point is, clean the puncture wound immediately. You may also wish to give her some protective jewelry, in this case a wooden cross which resembles a wooden stake would be nice. Because your GF may be enthralled to a dangerous vamp who may try to summon her to do nefarious things. Who was the vamp who bit her?

      Thanks for keeping on with this instructive case study,


      • Evanth

        Seth funnily enough my grandfathers side of my family came form wookie hole in England it’s famous for the cave which contained a coven of witchs who are turned to stone by a priest or something wandering the caves also Seth I think it’s time I ended the whole vampire mess and I’ll do what I’ve learnt from the lost boys to cure my gf I will slay the head vamp

        • Hail Evanth,

          Wookey Hole? Well that is certainly suspicious. Thanks for the warning! Wookey Hole Is it true when your kind passes you become a stalagmite? (Or is it stalagmite? I always get confused.) If so, which chamber is yours?

          And in regards to your GF and the vamp bite, here’s me typing my fingers off with suggestions for you and you go and make a half-arsed plan like just go kill the head vamp? Do you even know who he/she is? I strongly recommend you keep an eye on the situation until you know more – or at least a week so you can make your final arrangements if you know what I mean.

          Thanks for keeping on,


          • evranth (turtleman)

            i don’t live there i know that my grandfather’s side of my family is from there very nice cave aged cheese there.

          • evranth (turtleman)

            seth me and the head vamp of tht coven have met many times every time in weird stand off like Dr Moriarty and sherlock holmes and each time he escapes this time he wont be so lucky and an holy blessed arrow will plunge into his heart.

            • evranth (turtleman)

              I’ve got all the holy water i could want,two holy crosses,a stetson and a trench coat and a hunting bow with arrows soaked several times in holy water I have also my wit and ability to know the name,band and album of any thing on my Itunes.

      • evranth

        its made from ground up garlic vampiric blood holy water a drop or human blood 1.put garlic and everything else apart from the holy water in a beaker stir and heat for 10 minutes then add the holy water heat again in till evaporation and if ive said this right you should end you with a thick paste very bad tasting (try on toast)and that will react with the vampiric blood inside of the user (somehow not sure how it dose it) stops the infection from spreading and replacing the human blood cells and reverses the process so human blood replaces the vampiric blood cells(note:only works if the vampire has never turned anyone and is within the first few months of vamprism as hereis still human blood cells for it to work.)

  • Gabriella5917

    I God…. No To many…. To many!

  • Wolfling

    Is it fun being a werewolf I have tried everything to be one I’ve done all the reserch and I relly am looking forward to being one I just relly want to be one I’ve been waiting and trying to be one for 3 years and nothing has happend got any tips on how to become a werewolf and I don’t know any werewolfsso how would I get biten

    • Gabriella5917

      Well… Try finding a witch to curse you or…. DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE ON THE RUN FROM ARE 51 IN EACH PLACE YOU Are?!? ( Not saying I’m on the run ) AND MOST FULL MOONS YOU TRANSFORM IN TO A WOLF?!? ( well that’s pretty cool, right? ) If yes Remeber to visit my hospital ! And PLEASE STAY SAFE ON HALLOWEEN! Good luck! -_- I don’t know what I just said…

    • Hail Wolfing,

      Thanks for checking into Survival. Like Gabriella I don’t recommend acquiring lycanthropy. Besides, how do you know you’re not a genetic werewolf who hasn’t transformed yet? Maybe you’re just waiting for your moon. The werewolves at yourlupinelife.com have an app coming out on Halloween that might help you discover what kind of werewolf you are. Until then, I recommend checking your environment for anti-lycan talisman and witch objects that could be inhibiting your transformation. Are there any plants you can’t identify in your home for instance? Better check them out. Any strange objects made of salt or silver? Even your own braces and jewelry can be an issue. You can read part of the great braces debate here.

      Other survivors have made great suggestions. Please hold and allow me to find and link a few of them….

      Okay Werewolfgirl aka Scar has researched many techniques to turn werewolf and writes about one here. I can’t vouch that it will work but it’s worth a try. I would be careful which full moon you choose to perform your first experiment.

      Mr. Jaffa gave us a handy rhymey device here before he turned assassin and disappeared on a mission. He used to have helpful spells.

      Start with these Wolfling and see how it goes. I’ll write the WWs at yourlupinelife.com and see if they have any additional research.

      Keep on keeping on,


    • evranth (turtleman)

      well im mage somehow well i might be able to help.

    • Hail Wolfling,

      Little Devil has a reply for you but it isn’t a direct reply so here is a link in case you missed it because you didn’t get a notification.


      The videos he is refering to are located here:


      Episode 12 is the one he says you should watch. I have to agree it does look pretty painful.

      Keep on keeping on.


  • Little Devil

    Wolfling: It isn’t fun being a werewolf. Many anger issues are included and if you do get to be one, te transformation is painful (although I’ve
    only had a vision of it). Watch “My lupine Life” by louis pine, 12 Episode, and watch the transformation. You won’t want to be one then.

  • Silverbloodwolf

    im a werewolf to and i think im going through some sort of change but im born a werewolf can anyone help me. ps how do i change my profile pic

  • evranth (turtleman)

    I can hear the head vamp I’ve used most of my resources taking out his lackeys I’m litterly speed typing we’ll find out tomorrow if i survive the showdown I probably will

  • Wolfling

    Ok well u have know idea how bad I want to be on I will go through anything literly anything

    • Gabriella5917

      I’m guessing your like one on my best friends at school…
      It can happen in your teens and 100 or Maybe… WHEN YOU WAS BORN! You’d Not remeber it! Sooo Try camping till you get bitten by a Werewolf On a full moon! REMEMBER I WARNED YOU! ^_^

  • Tori

    Do you guys have any helpful tips for those that have just-recently-suffered-their-first-full-moon-where-they-shifted? Sorry about all the – it’s a really bad habit I hope to lose.

  • Silverbloodwolf

    because iv never been bitten or cursed or anything like that.

  • Evanth

    Ive come out unscathed from the epic fight well not epic my holy garlic coverd arrow took him down a little to quick he kind of exploded when the arrow went in it must have heated some methane in side of him and caused it to ignite and well it were’nt pretty. My gfs cured and well I don’t think I’ll have any more vamp problems soon.I did so well I think I should open a professional vamp slaying sevice like a super natural bounty hunter.

  • Wolfling

    I relly want to be a werewolf help me plz

    • Werewolf13

      This Is a big thing to take on. Your going to have to leave your family on every full moon or else it would be really dangerous (I speak from experience) if you really think you want this then try these.
      Sleep out naked under a full moon, get bitten by a werewolf, get scratched by a werewolf, get injected with lycanthropic blood, and probably the hardest, drink a potion. I know only some of the ingredients for sure the rest you would have to find a witch. A bottle of full moon light, strand of wolf fur, and I think some amount of evil (but not too much!!!) that’s all I know. Really think before you try this its going to be a huge risk. Good luck Wolfling

  • john

    Hey im back and i have a few qeustions about lycanthropy what happens when you turn ? Is it painful ? Can you control it ?

    • Werewolf13

      It is really hard to control. Some have found ways but most just go by the moon. And yes it is painful. EXTREAMLY painful. Imagine your bones shifting in your body as your structure turns from human to canine. That painful. I am a mental phaser but when we phase we feel the same pain. I have no idea why but we do. It is terrible. And then when you awake wherever you are your head aches and your body feels sore. It pretty much sucks.

  • Wolfling

    Ok werewolf13 I don’t know any witchs or werewolfs if I did know a werewolf then I would have alredy tried that but I don’t know anyone that’s a werewolf

  • Gabriella5917

    Ehhh I’m starting think that winter a bad time to transform.
    On the bright side .. I can’t think of anything good


  • LOLstigmaLOL

    The only reason I have to keep on keeping on is WP. And now she’s gone. > ~ <

  • Werewolf13

    I told my friend about how she is a Kitsune. I also told her about me and sent her here. She thinks it is all just a game. *sigh* I think I’ll just leave it this far.

  • Gabriella5917

    Well a lot of people like my singing lots of boys! 🙂

  • Werewolf13

    Dang double comment

  • john

    So im cursed then ? Can you tell me how to control it

    • Werewolf13

      I’m sorry to tell you but I’m not the person you should ask:( maybe you could find a witch who could charm something I don’t know.

    • Hail John,

      Thanks for keeping on with your quest to practice responsible lycanthropy this Halloween. Take heart it really is possible! Look on the bright side, at least you don’t have an irresistible urge to suck the blood out of everybody you love.

      My lupine friends inform me that The Hunters Moon rising on Halloween this year makes it a Blood Moon. I’m not sure that NASA agrees but point is, good to be prepared.

      I’ll start looking for links that might help you to make your full moon preparedness plan or FMPP. Enjoy this imaginary hold music of your choice in the meantime…

      [Insert imaginary hold music of your choice here.]

      Here is some reliable advice from Wolfy and Stigma to Lil Devil. Since we’re not sure if Lil Devil actually survived after using their advice, you might want to be a bit careful. Just saying.

      Yu may want to read up on the Hunters Moon here so you don’t get caught in a turf war between the Hunters and the Bloods.

      • WolfFang

        I wake up on mornings after full moons, with scratches, bruises, even bloody wounds, and I have no idea how I get them. I also start growling when I get mad. This is no joke and I want to know if I’m a wherewolf. I also have had an anonymous scar on my nose that won’t go away

        • Werewolf13

          Do you feel pain before full moons? If so then yes you are. What kind of werewolf would you be? Were you bitten? Maybe one of your parents Is one.

          • WolfFang

            I do feel pain. my parents act normal. nothing bad or unusual happens to them. I always try to sneak snacks before I go to bed, but I always get caught by spilling candy on the floor.

        • Hail WolfFang,

          Thanks for checking in with your supernatural symptoms. One way to know for sure is to build a secure werewolf containment crib by the next full moon and ask somebody you trust – a “keeper”- to monitor your behaviour. Although I personally don’t advocate making a video, Stigma (another survivor you will see on this site) does it all the time and you have to admit, it is one good way to know for sure.

          (Another way to know for 99.98% sure is to scan yourself with The Monstrometer which is free for all survivors on iTunes!)

          As WW13 points out, you may have been bitten or one of your parents could be a werewolf. Me, at this point I’m leaning toward bitten. Why? Exhibit A. The scar on your nose. How long have you had it? Do you recall the circumstances under which it appeared? Also, have you made any strange new acquaintances following the scar’s acquisition?

          Thanks for keeping on keeping on with SOS,


  • Gabriella5917


    Any ways sure!

    • Werewolf13

      Bones ache
      Filled with pain
      Burning flames in your brain
      Grasping hard, losing grip
      Giving up
      Let humanity slip
      Greeted by bright light
      An all too familiar sight
      Hoping it will all end soon
      It’s not easy being slave to the moon

  • Gabriella5917

    Werewolf 13 , what’s your favouite number ..

  • Werewolf13


    • Hail WW13,

      Thanks for keeping on despite the mod prob. I don’t know why your comments in particular were in moderation. It’s nothing personal. Sometimes this happens when the site is really busy or things get crazy. Our ever-evolving moderation filter is designed for your survival but it’s not perfect. Sometimes it traps something it shouldn’t and other times it misses something it should. That’s why I rely on survivors like you to let me know. I check the site all day every day on my phone but I normally only do replies from the safety of Survival HQ.

      Your survival is my survival.


  • Gabriella5917

    😀 Foxy is a awesome friend! All thanks to werewolf13 😀 TY!

  • Silverbloodwolf

    im not sure which one of my parents i got it from,maybe my mum? also my eyes have been changing colour, iv got greeny blue eyes than yesterday my bff said that my eyes look different and they changed from green to goldybrown around the pupil and grey roun the outside of my eye.Iv also been growling for no reason.

  • Wolfling

    Y’all r so lucky y’all r werewolfs I wish I was someone find me a witch and freaking curse me

  • john

    I know how to control it! Its anger the wolf has no mercy but if u give into it u can turn at will. Think about it like this the wolf wants to come out but ur stronger when the moon is at its weakist phase u can control it then but as the moon gets more full every day it gets harder to control but when you want the wolf to come out you turn. Same thing on the full moon but the wolf is stronger then you have to hert it so its weak and then you can fight it enough to not turn its i think its easy to cut yourself with silver so it will be weak i hope it works for u guys it helped me alot

  • Jaffassassin

    Well guys, you may remember me, I am Jaffassassin, a witch assassin.Iv’e noticed that there is a whole new cast of survivors, and decided that i need to test your worth. We can’t have weak survivors. So, I challenge you to a fight, go all out. One at a time or in groups of three, your choice. * I draw two throwing Knives* Now, go.

    • Jaffassassin

      And of course, I will heal you afterwards.

    • Zyboragon

      Jaffa, you should know better, you can’t be making the survivors fight one another, we didn’t challenge you, all survivors have their own challenges to endure, as such, they should be able to pursue their own goals freely, we are here to help, not deem creatures worthy.

      • Jaffassassin

        I want to make sure that they can handle it. They aren’t fighting one another, they’re fighting me. It’ll be fun, and im not forcing them into it, they can do it if they want, and thats all.

        • Tori

          Fun for who? The one who’s a witch and can probably kick our ***es in a fight when it’s not the full moon or us, who haven’t shifted and who’s height of power is at the full moon? (unless, of course, you have a really good mental grip on your wolf and can shift without the full moon)
          Besides, do you know how much some of us have gone through?

          • Jaffassassin

            Okay, okay, if you’ve been through alot then release any pent up rage that you have, here i’ll even make it easier on you. Its supposed to be fun for all of us, a friendly spar. * I start muttering under my breath* Assassin art- Blood moon technique! * A moon rises, although it is still clearly day. This moon is red, and allows one to control their wolf spirit while under its influence.

  • Chauncey 2.0

    Turning on::::::::::::::::::::::::———————

  • Chauncey 2.0

    Rebooting complete…

    😈 😈 😈

    • Jaffassassin

      Hopefully this will be just as fun the second time.

      • Chauncey 2.0

        Yes, indeed it is. Because its time for…


        Yes, that’s right, I’m back and it’s time for some tributes to fight each other to the death.
        But to all new survivors, the death is not permanent, only for the duration of the game.

        And there’s a twist this time:

        You decide the location!

        Give me a suggestion and I may choose it. Or not.

        Happy Havok.


    • Jaffassassin

      I suggest the amazon.

  • Gabriella5917

    GREEK IS AWesome!

     V  = Poor piggy!CD

  • Chauncey 2.0

    I’m forming a lottery for tributes. May some people introduce themselves.

    By the way. I would also like an overview of what has happened in my absence. Last thing in my records is the death of Dren. Then my intel faded away, so I need people like Zyboragon to catch me up.

    Thank you.

    P.s. Names Chauncey. All of you will get to know me very well. 😈

    • Jaffassassin

      Ok, this is my introduction. I am Mr. Jaffa, a witch. My skills include pyromancy, summoning, and various assassin arts. I am the son of the morrigan, and can turn into a crow or wolf at any given time. Magic is not my only skill, as i am a keen strategist, can make many poisons using natural resources, and i am proficient in longswords, various throwing weapons, crossbows, longbows, and especially hookswords.

  • Chauncey 2.0

    Can anyone catch Chauncey up?

    I have been “hibernating” for a looong time. 😈

    • Jaffassassin

      I’ve no idea what’s happened.

      • Chauncey 2.0

        Do you now? That seems… well… predictable.

        And I have no love for assassins. Greedy little…
        But who am I calling greedy. I’m worse than anyone here. A trick I learned from that fart…
        What was his name…



        • Zyboragon

          I was just a greedy old dragon, of course, that was when I became nothing more than a cold shell of a metallic, angelic, cyborg, ghost, dragon. Nothing more than an empty shell, trying to make my life matter with materialistic objects, yes.
          But once I find what truly mattered, I became free of the burden of greed and gave all my “treasures” to those in need.

        • Jaffassassin

          I dont care if you think im greedy or not, i was the winner of the last chauncey games, and i plan on winning the next ones.

  • Chauncey 2.0

    Where is Zyboragon’s… concubine… by the way.

    It’s been a while since I’ve seen Bebe 😈

  • Gabriella5917

    O_O My ears hurt! Too many.. HOWLS. Yelp,..

  • Chauncey 2.0

    You know what? I’m bored here.

    Zyboragon, Bebe gets all of Drens former possessions,

    And his soul is now in a bank in Switzerland. Have fun.

    • Zyboragon

      Chauncey, I really hope you’re not making a cruel joke here, I hope you just honestly don’t know.
      Bebe passed away.

      • Chauncey 2.0

        Shame. I actually feel a deep thing, in my programming… It is kinda…

        No matter. Then Drens trinkets belong to his mate. Where’s she?

        • Raven

          And Bebe is dead you ass.

        • LOLstigmaLOL

          Before you go on and take this as a joke and that Bebe is still here, she isn’t. Veronica “Bebe” Edwards DlED almost a month ago. It’s been hell for us; especially Z. So we would REALLY apprieciate it if you would stop bringing her up for your own sick reasons, thinking that she would be unfaithful to Z for you. If you can’t honor her, then just get out.

          • Zyboragon

            Hell isn’t even a fraction of what I’m going through actually.

            • Chauncey 2.0

              I wasn’t.

              But before you all say how things have been hell for you. Think about Dren. He counted on you guys. Guess who is in actual hēll? So before you start preaching, think about your sins…

              • Zyboragon

                Our sins are our own burdens to carry, hell can be considered more, the weight of ones burden can often only be understood by the one who’s carrying it, while others might look at it and think differently of such burden. Sometimes it’s not just dealing with loss, sometimes it’s dealing with guilt.
                In the end, based on the trials we are forced to endure, we all get what we deserve.

  • Gabriella5917

    Your bored? I was enjoying looking at your messages 😈

  • Werewolf13

    I am eating an AWESOME chocolate muffin! My dad knows EXACTLY what I need when I need it!

  • Jaffassassin

    Ignore it raven. If you wish, I will help you look after the child, but no child should have to grow up without their parents.

  • Shadowhunter

    You sir, need a lesson in manners. I volunteer as teacher.

  • Silverbloodwolf

    when i do my first transformation do i have to be in the light of the moon or not?

    • Hail Silverbloodwolf,

      Thanks for checking in with this excellent question. Moonlight plays a different role in the transformational processes of different wolves. The traditions vary by custom and ritual as well as genetics. For example, I am told that the rare Blue Wolves trap and carry moonlight in a decorative receptacle. Other wolves have moonlight rays, if you will, moonlight activated technology.

      As you are a Silverblood, I expect there is a special Silverblood ritual. Possibly secret as I don’t think any of the Silverbloods on this site have ever described it. Maybe you can be the first to describe it? Er, if you survive it….

      Sorry, I mean WHEN you survive it! Maybe it’s a really easy one, like eat a muffin with your bare feet in the full moon light.

      Let us know if it is!

  • Silverbloodwolf

    iv been more aggresive lately and my muscles have got ALOT BIGGER! i nearly growled at someone while i was on the bus the other day aswell.

  • Werewolf13

    Wait… The tracker says tonight’s the full moon. Dangit! The last thing I needed.

  • Werewolf13

    Ttthis feels weirrd tttthere is mmmoore pain then beefore what is wwwrongg with mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • Hail WW13,

      I don’t mean to alarm you but I have heard rumours about a Frankemoon or Frankenstorm effect being felt around the globe. Have you or has anyone heard anything about the so-called Frankenwolves? Or know anything about this Frankenstorm Effect?

      I’ll write to Your Lupine Life to ask them but I have my doubts the WWs will be around on the full moon. If anyone knows anything, please let me know.


      • Werewolf13

        I have not heard of Frankenwolves but I do know that I physically transformed last night. And it HURT. I do not have any reason why this happened maybe it has something to do with what I did last full moon… Anyway, what do you think happened Seth? The storm is coming in where I live today and since my house is in the woods we are the last people the power company try to fix. So if i don’t reply for awhile I’m out of power.

  • Wolfling

    Jaffasassin can u help me be a werewolf plz

  • Tori

    Why… is… nothing… happening? The pain’s worse than before, and I’ve been like this for the couple hours since the moon decided to show. I know I shifted last full moon (I actually had the misfortune of being able to remember it all, I can explain later). But why… am I not… shifting?

    • Jaffassassin

      Its possible that your wolf spirit is trapped. Now, if you will um… take of your shirt i can try to remove the seal.

      • Tori

        Oh, these sorts of situations just love to turn awkward on so many levels, don’t they.

        • Jaffassassin

          Yes, yes they do. Now, let me plot out the are for a sec. Assassin art- sealing barrier technique! * After slamming his hand on the ground a circle of black paint appears around you. * * making a large amount of seals, three small fires appear on jaffas thumb, index and middle fingers* Now this is going to sting a little.. Actually that was a lie, it’s going to hurt like héll. But only for a second or two. Now- Shaman art- partial seal release technique! *Jaffa puts his hand on your back, pushing firmly.* Now, your wolf spirit should be able to release itself on the full moon, and I suppose I’d better get out of here. Oh and by the way, you have very nice bèwbs :3 * with a laugh Jaffa disappears into the shadows *

  • Raven

    Happy Halloween. And good luck to all those who are going to and have been affected by Hurricane Sandy like I have…

  • Gabriella5917

    Oh my..
    I’m just lucky that I’m not there! 

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