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Werewolves: You May Be Dealing With A Werewolf

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1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.

2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.

3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.

4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.

5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.

If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.

6. If you can’t beat them –  survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!

~~~ If  The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~

As you may already know, current pathogenic research distinguishes acquired lycanthropy or “bitten werewolves” from genetic lycanthropic tendencies. So the first question to ask yourself is, are any of your parents or siblings werewolves?  Has there been a resurgence of ancestral threats i.e.: vampires in your community? There are many genetic werewolves on this site who know more than I do about this. You can read their comments below.

However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.

In Stage I you will have a cut or wound that won’t heal normally and that you can’t exactly remember how you got it. Anecdotal reports indicate that dousing the wound with a simple colloidal silver solution from a health food store within 24 hours of infection could actually prevent the lycanthropic mutagens from spreading to your stem cells. If 24 hours has passed, you will notice your immune system begins to work overtime. This will look like a very severe cold. Are you suddenly sweaty for no apparent reason? You will spike a unaturally high fever, maybe even over 100 degrees according to some reports. You can try Tylenol but it won’t help this fever. You may vomit. Your friends and family will try to take you to the hospital but this is not advisable as Area 51 has doctors in every one. This stage is said to last for three to five days, depending on the phase of the moon.

In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.

Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO!  It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.

Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!

And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!

For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.

You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.

Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine

 Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:

WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.

 WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:

 LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:

This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.

 

 

 

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  1. So seth you was saying about a.hurt were creature? I got some advice So Someone hurt? Wow… Well one thing what type how deep and anything strange happening. Soooo many hurt wolves. So as Seth said:so if your friend is starting to transform back to human form, limb by limb, this is a bad sign. Ill reply soon after I find out more about something very interesting……

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    • Hail Gabriella,

      Thanks for checking in to help a survivor. I’m glad to know you’re still running the hospital and that you survived the full moon. It’s true the normally peaceful harvest moon turned into a bit of a nightmare around here. I called you because Evranth the Turtlman was losing his werewolf friend to a silver shot – but following the moon he reports that his friend lived. No more real details about the friend but apparently he had a terrible bass guitar accident. Any advice for that?

      Seriously though, for future reference, short of limb amputation, what is the cure for silver infection? Does he have to chew off his own arm?

      Also for future reference, what is the WW 911 number? Is there one? Or is it like, a special howl?

      Thanks for keeping on,

      Seth

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        • /cry My team / I go and check. The scene then help the wolf/ Creature and go back to our crib Bring the there wolf/ creature and then check for anything else

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      • Seth you mean a ww 999 number becouse I’m British also dosent it make you think that americas emergency services number is the same as “the worst day in America history” what could this mean?(not supernatural mearly a secret government conspiracy)

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        • Hail Evranth Turtleman,

          Hm I never thought about that. Either way a howl is easier given the difficulty of operating a smart phone in WW form. Although I understand that Nokia is releasing a WW phone that specifically works with claws…

          So is it just one howl? What type of howl? How do you distinguish it from other howls? Does Gabriella hear every howl?

          I think I heard one the other day. Except it came from high in the trees so kinda confusing.

          Seth

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          • -_- I cant hear everything that would be crazy and I’m go both UK AND US. You need to learn more about howls
            1. Small short ones are happy ones
            2. Long ones are emotional
            3. LOUD ones are angry or Really happy
            4. The hospitals one in Long Quick Then Short Then stop.

            Congrats you have learnt about howls! -_-

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  4. I was in the middle of playing for whom the bell tolls-Metallica and well my strap came undone and I broke my foot.

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  5. we’ll there is that may live So I’m not Sure how to help much well you could heal the wound by Taking the silver out and make sure IT DOES NOT SPREAD!

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  6. Shot down a werewolf after getting chased around the block 2x! Plus I don’t know how to change my photo.

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  11. I’ve got a podcast/radio station on spreaker there’s an app for it on app store zits called the broken teapotcast have a look at it it’s alright not great but its alright

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  16. For my entire life I have loved the cold. I love the cold but never get cold. My skin sorta radiates heat and I was wondering if it means anything supernatural. What better people to ask then the people who understand me best?! 🙂 I also want to report that my best friend is a Kitsune and she does not know it… How do I point it out in the best way so I don’t get sent to a mental hospital?? Haha. Thanks for the help!

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  17. You don’t. The less people know, the better. As for your skin, it probably has to do with a quick metabolism.

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  18. This was pretty informative. I had sorta figured out that my best friend is a werewolf because she LOOOOVVVVVVEEEEESSSSS muffins. And she never accepted sleepover invites on full moons. So, I just put 2 and 2 together. I don’t think she knows that I’m a kitsune yet though…

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    • How does this friend act on nights of full moon??? It could be just a lucky coincidence so you don’t want to just put it out there… Then you end up in a hospital with freaks.

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  19. And telling her could result in her talking to the wrong people. Either way, it can end up dangerous.

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  21. Question: how long do you think a werewol can survive without meat or muffins…

    I know the answer I did it the hard way..

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    • What you want to do is ceap your heart rate Lowe by a becomeing a vampire (can’t see how though)or listen to a pod cast the best on I can think of is Thebrokenteapotcast on spreaker web radio.

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  24. That’s it I have too many problems and I know absolutely NOTHING that would help. Last full moon I phases a day later which is not too bad but still confusing. Next I phased LAST NIGHT and we are not even near full moon!!! Now I am Afraid I might phase at any moment. HELP ME!

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    • You know it’s not too smart to tell a werewolf to calm down. IM NOT TOO CALM AM I?!?!? DANGIT SOMEONE GET ME A MUFFIN!

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      • Hail WW 13,

        The muffins should help. Although be warned recently some WWs have said they can actually fuel future transformations if you eat too many. Could just be an urban myth. But this time of year, I know Scarly recommends pumpkin muffins. She ought to know. Although now I think about that, Scarly has been wolfed out for a very long time. Hmmm….

        Also Evranth the Turtleman has some advice about finding a witch. I’ll link his post below. I don’t know though. In my experience WWs and witches have a pretty complicated relationship. Actually everyone and witches have a pretty complicated relationship. Seems like they’re pretty tight with vampires though.

        Anyway, here’s what the Turtleman has to say…

        Seth

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  29. No yes but that won’t help try and get a cure potion from an alcmist or become a supernatural creature that is not affected by dessise like a vampire but I wouldn’t recommend it,try and find a witch but if you can’t vamprism may be your only option.

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    • Hail Evranth Turtleman,

      Thanks for helping out a survivor here. WW rage is a real problem around here as you probably noticed. The site barely survived the Dog Days this year.

      Wereturtles must be pretty lucky that way. How cool would it be to have your own shell. Would make camping so easy. Do you have a shell? If so, is yours more of a metaphorical shield-like shell? Or a literal a part of your body type deal?

      Thanks for keeping on,

      Seth

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      • Seth I’m not a we’re turtle just saying my friend always reminded me of a turtle so dedicated my user name and I’m in a brill mood today as my new bass came and the band I’m in has agreed to play in a pub cardiff (wtfs Cardiff EV) im saving up for the game of the walking dead (popular tv show).(hums today by smashing pumpkins and walks off) “today is the greatest day I’ve ever known today is…….” damn I want an ice cream can after seeing the video for that

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        • Hail Evranth,

          Thanks for doing your bit. Although I’m disappointed to hear you don’t actually have any turtle transformational abilities, it’s nice of you to honor your friend in this way. Much nicer than shooting him with a silver bullet. Congrats on the base and the gig. Happy howling.

          Seth

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  32. im looking for help after my bithday a havent been the same i have woken up naked in my backyard im having some anger issues idk what to do

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    • Hail John,

      Thanks for contacting SOS. Waking up naked in ones’ yard is a pretty definitive sign of advanced lycanthropy. On the plus side, you woke up in your own yard and not your neighbor’s yard which means the police were likely not called. So far so good.

      Now you need to figure out what’s going on ASAP. It sounds like your birthday coincided with the Harvest Moon. Do you remember anything that happened? Was there a lot of howling involved? If you can’t remember, you need to check around. Call the local newspaper, your local animal control and your local police to ask if they received any stranger than usual reports. Do you know the kind of reports you are looking for?

      Seth

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  33. In the short time I’ve not been on I’ve cured my vamprism with a potion made with the blood of a witch the ash of a vampire and so on BUT after the potion took affect I went into a cave near to where I took the potion and so I walked into the cave were I was knocked out,I soon woke up strapped in a stone chair in the centre of a massive cavern that has beds,bookcase and so on, then several pale pepole dressed in full black leather came into the room and surrounded the chair one who seemed to be the one in charge moved forward and slowly walked around the chair almost surveying me,checking things she then announced “he seems worthy”she stared at the others”what do you think girls?” they shuffled as if to answer “she then looked at me with her cold dead soulless eyes “you are worthy of our dark…dark gift” I then replied “what’s this gift?” “to become of our blood to join us in immortality”she contiued to speak “you don’t have a choice, anyway girls it’s time, anyway welcome to the family” she then tilted my head to one side and bit in.i awoke in what is now my room in side the cavern I arrived in the main hall then suddenly the girl who had turned me Alva spoke “ah you’ve awoke welcome to the beginning Ida new life now come follow me we shall talk more while we are walking you are the first of a series of turnings evan together under your new name evranth we shall
    Turn more and more pepole will you join me” becouse I’m the kinda guy when at a chance to help evil I will I said “yes unholy mistris” and returned to the main hall were Im to turn a mortal and become a full vampire making it impossible to cure my vamprism.

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  34. I’ve completed my trail had I’m now a full vampire so it can not be cured now.me and Alva have been ploting to turn anyone who we take to the feeding chamber and seem worthy of our gift if there not we’ll A:kill them by draining them dry of blood or B: make them a thrall doomed to serve our every needs intill the day of their death

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  35. May I say this was a dream I had I’ve cured my vamprism but it only works if you haven’t turned anyone I’m human and it feels great to have a soul and Seth turns out I’ve got direct relations with the wookie hole witch she’s my great great great freat great great great great great great great great great grand mother

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    • While I am glad your human and glad it was just a dream I would still laugh if you or anyone else attempted to those things to some survivors on this site. Such as Ice for example, it would extremely backfire, and I would laugh. Not just to laugh but because évil got what it deserved.

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    • Hail Evranth,

      Thanks for keeping on. I just needed to inform you about something that is happening on the site. A cybernetic being named Chauncey 2.0 has come out of hibernation and is back on the site. He likes to play games. He calls them The Chauncey Games. They’re not quite the fun kind. More like the Hunger Games kind. He does this every year or so. Anyway, I thought if he hosted his games at Wookey Hole, your ancestral homeland, then all of your stone-ified magic using ancestors could be resurrected to help out. I’m not saying you have to play Chauncey’s games. I know you have problems of your own, following your GF around at night so she can lead you to the head vampire. But I thought, hey, if your ancestors aren’t busy maybe they could help out?

      What do you think? Think your great great great freat great great great great great great great great great grand folks could help out in the Chauncey Games?

      Seth

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  36. Seth I’m gonna have to do some vamp slaying or they might come back to turn me again then again they could turn me when I’m trying to slay ’em

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  38. Well I know how to bless water and well I’ve got a two holy crosses what I could do is in the most recent lost boys film the main guy splashes water in a vamps face and then blesses it which burns the vamps face of I could do that also the first lost boys film is and will always be the best.

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  39. They have come and I have only my star trek next gen graphic novel to protect me I might as well give in I mean it’s only my humanity I have to lose vamprism ain’t that bad.

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  40. Theve found me but I ain’t going with out a fight I’m typing as this is going on Seth theve almost won if I can get away alive and unturned they haven’t won

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  41. Seth theve won I feel like I’ve got a very bad version of heart burn I rember those days I spent running through corn fields in my uncle farm I spent a year at god the venom why can I see loads of evil bunny rabbits ahhh god oww man I spent hour watching the lost boys for this the vamps came a lot sooner than I first thought…………………..

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  42. Im in a lot of pain right now why dose the venom from a vampire bite hurt so much.*i whisper to my best mate who’s just come out from hiding under my now blood soaked bed and the vamps have just left*”Sam if vamprism just takes hold of me and I forget how to be human I want you to drive this stake through my heart” I then think man! Don’t think it’s possible to cure a second time crap!

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  44. I found out why I was so mad before! I am a mental phaser (over full moon I take on wolf mindset without phasing) and after a series of exparaments I have found out that I somehow already have part wolf mindset. Because of this I tend to act odd such as growling at people when I am mad. I think this has happened because one of my parents was werewolf and the other 100% human. Well now you know if I start to get weird be nice:)

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    • Wail WW13,

      Thanks for this report. It seems you M-phasers are becoming more and more common these days. It’s a disturbing trend, as less is known about your powers.

      Which of your parents is a werewolf? What kind of werewolf are they? How did you find out?

      Thanks for helping out and keeping on.

      Seth

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      • My father is genetic WW. I found this info out because of the normal symptoms and that entire side of the family is the same. Honestly reunions are as chaotic as a hungry wolf pack on a wounded deer.

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  45. sorry i havent been on been dealing with things thank you seth for your advice the last thing i want to do is hurt someone i’ve working on a cage lately silver bars i hope it works

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    • Well John if you did lock yourself in a cage of silver that would pretty much kill you… I would suggest a traditional werewolf crib in the woods. Use wood to build it but have strong nails and a large lock. I would also reccomend you stock up on muffins. Those will calm you down in times of pure rage. Hope this helps!!! Good luck:)

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    • John warewolf13 is right do not use silver bars use stainless steel or any metal that is hard. I myself use stainless steel and a cave. Muffins! banana bran muffins for me is a must. Good luck on your transformation.

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  50. Are u sure that the silver would kill me i thought only silver bullets could. I choose silver because it would weeken me so i dont hurt anybody . I need all the help i need before the next full moon comes so im listening

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    • I think what he’s trying to say is that a whole cage of silver would kill you. And it would. But I assume you’re going to put them on the windows, correct?

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    • Silver to the extreme such as a bullet or a whole cage of it will kill for certain. Once again I suggest a werewolf crib but if you are really worried try this and keep a thin plate of silver or an object that includes silver bolted across each wall. Then If you try to break out you will be the slightest bit stunned.

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