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Werewolves: You May Be Dealing With A Werewolf

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1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.

2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.

3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.

4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.

5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.

If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.

6. If you can’t beat them –  survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!

~~~ If  The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~

As you may already know, current pathogenic research distinguishes acquired lycanthropy or “bitten werewolves” from genetic lycanthropic tendencies. So the first question to ask yourself is, are any of your parents or siblings werewolves?  Has there been a resurgence of ancestral threats i.e.: vampires in your community? There are many genetic werewolves on this site who know more than I do about this. You can read their comments below.

However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.

In Stage I you will have a cut or wound that won’t heal normally and that you can’t exactly remember how you got it. Anecdotal reports indicate that dousing the wound with a simple colloidal silver solution from a health food store within 24 hours of infection could actually prevent the lycanthropic mutagens from spreading to your stem cells. If 24 hours has passed, you will notice your immune system begins to work overtime. This will look like a very severe cold. Are you suddenly sweaty for no apparent reason? You will spike a unaturally high fever, maybe even over 100 degrees according to some reports. You can try Tylenol but it won’t help this fever. You may vomit. Your friends and family will try to take you to the hospital but this is not advisable as Area 51 has doctors in every one. This stage is said to last for three to five days, depending on the phase of the moon.

In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.

Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO!  It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.

Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!

And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!

For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.

You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.

Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine

 Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:

WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.

 WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:

 LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:

This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.

 

 

 

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  2. Werewolf13 says

    So I walk into my new cafeteria on the first day of school. At this school you can purchase different snacks after you have finished your lunch so I decide to go check it out Then I see it. there nestled in between a few other foods is a whole selection of MUFFINS. Chocolate muffins, banana muffins, blueberry muffins and so many more! Long story short I ended up buying three muffins that day

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    • Seth says

      Hail Werewolf13,

      Thanks for this cafeteria report. I’m very glad to hear your school stocks responsible lycan control supplies. And three is of course the magic number. As the full moon approaches you may want to keep an eye on who is stocking up. You might not be the only hungry werewolf around…

      Keep on keeping on,

      Seth

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  3. The Doctor says

    fire…fire….warmth…Thank you God. Now where am I?…I’m on the outside…Where is it?…Where is time?………Oh thank God here it is…..*Banging is heard throuout time* once more *A boom that shakes the very foundations of space is heard* I’m back guys…I’m Back! *My voice is heard every where and every when* I’M BACK!!!!!!!

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  8. Turtleman says

    My trip into the woods were I thought it would be safe to stay when becoming a vampire would be safe I was wrong my mate Sam was wandering around with his make shift gun and he found a blood soaked campsite where there was an air rifle baws and drag marks and also a journal which said that this guy heard noises and went to investigate so Sam rang me up tiled me which side of the forest he was so I met up with him he gave a an air rifle he doin and a BAG!!!! of ammo so we followed the drag marks we found and my mate got attacked by a wolf even though we don’t have wolves in Wales luky that I shot it right between the eyes with a silver pellet before it could kill him he has a wound that has seemed to have cleared up today WTF?!!

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    • Seth says

      Hail Turtleman,

      A belated thanks for checking into Survival. I have been researching the weaponization of white ash against shifters as a result of the shifter invasion on the site. Do you happen to know anything about this?

      About your situation. Can you clarify a few points?

      1. Do you have a human form? And if so, when do you go raging turtle? What triggers it?
      2. When you shot your attacker did he turn back to human form?
      3. What did this letter say exactly and who do you think it was from?

      I apologize if these questions cause you to repeat some info but I need to get the record straight.

      Thanks for keeping on,

      Seth

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        • Seth says

          Hail Wolfy!

          Good to see you too! How are you making out with your survival?

          I see that you saw where you were mentioned by Louis Pine in his videos. Several other prominent survivors here are the site were also mentioned in various places in the videos. I wonder if they have noticed?… Did you catch any other mentions?

          Seth

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          • wolfy says

            Well, I’m back in human form, the transformation back was very painful, maybe because I hadn’t felt it for awhile, I don’t know. And yes, it felt nice to have my name mentioned in a video. Congratulations on all them great tips you gave to Louis in his video, couldn’t of said it better myself 😉

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            • Seth says

              Hail Wolfy,

              Glad to hear you’re back in human form. That was a very long wolf out. Your case was fascinating for many of us including Louis, it seems. Do you think that you will remain in human form now?

              Why do I ask? Well I credit your case for some ground-breaking research into the Irish werewolves. It seems the traditional Irish werewolves take wolf form for 7 years and if they survive they transform back to human and another member of their family transforms. Let me see if I can find a link about that.

              Do you think this could describe your case? Have you noticed any other members of your family beginning to turn?

              Seth

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              • wolfy says

                I wouldn’t know, I haven’t seen my family for such a long time I’m not sure if they’re still alive or not. Ill try find them. My dads side was definently Irish though.

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      • Evranth(turtleman) says

        Seth I have no rulations with turtles and this wasn’t a letter it was like a note or page of a journal it explains that the guy with the air rifle and note here’d howling coming from the woods there’s claw marks and. Paw prints all over the place and there are no wolves in Wales so I’m gessing that it was a we incedent

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  13. Turtleman says

    Seth do you know the name of slayer’s lead singer? just wondering becouse me and my friend are listening to one of thier albums and are trying to remeber thier lead vocalist’s name.

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  15. Turtleman says

    me and my friends are planing and writing a series on ten min websodes about a typical metal/rock/grunge band Anyone have an idea, we filmed our second episode today in which we listen to planet caravan -black sabbath on loop and just get high to it for ten mins we don’t actually get stoned but we act that way for most of the series.if you’ve got an idea for an episode just tell me.

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  21. Turtleman says

    If I start doing weirded tHings like laughing chanting and/or outing capital letters in odd places that’s a sign that evranth is in control

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    • Seth says

      Hail Lucas the Werelord,

      Thanks for registering your SOS distress call. If you are still keeping on, is there anything more you can you tell us anything about your captors? Are you dealing with sport hunters? Area 51? The OPP (OtherParanormal Police)? Or possibly a clan private security firm?

      And what exactly were you doing immediately preceding this attack?

      Thanks for keeping on. Your information could be crucial to helping others survive.

      Seth

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  29. Little Devil says

    Hey Guys! Can you help me? I think I’m a werewolf. Why?
    1. My dad left me as a baby- could he have been a genetical werewolf?
    2. My eyes change color woth emotion
    3. I love full moons
    4. I have HUGE anger issues
    In “My Lupine Life” is the transformation real? The full wolf form is real cool. Heres my definition:
    “Arrrghg” *clutches head and half transforms*
    *suddenly screams*
    *Walks casually out in full wolf form*
    Loool. Any werewolf ppl here?

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    • Seth says

      Hail Little Devil,

      Thanks for this detailed symptomology and welcome to Survival. Stigma (below) is a long time WW survivor has a helpy reply for you – I will link it here. There are lots of other WWs here. They stop by from time to time with survival reports like your own and offer each other advice and tips.

      As Stigma says below, you certainly appear to have some of the classic symptoms of Acquired Lycanthropy and he has some questions for you to consider. As I have recently learned, predicting the date of your first transformation is complicated by the fact there are many kinds of werewolves. Generally speaking the moon under which you transform will go on to determine many of your Lupine characteristics. If you’ve checked out yourlupinelife.com then you know some of the factors at play.

      (I’m helping the WWs at yourlupinelife with their app that can predict what kind of werewolf you will become. It should be out on Halloween.)

      Meanwhile one question. Have you felt an urge to sing this week? Cause the Singing Moon is on it’s way…

      Thanks for keeping on,

      Seth

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  30. LOLstigmaLOL says

    Some good reasons there. What about your diet? Proteins? Meat… And the likes. If your diet consists a lot on meats (uncooked at any degrees)… There’s also something that points to werewolfism.

    Of course, I remember a certain vegetarian who likes meat ice cream who turned out to be a werewolf.

    Cute in her half transformed form…

    U-uh, I mean…

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  31. Little Devil says

    -LOLstigmaLOL
    I eat lots of meat. Also I need to build a crib! What if my parents find out??? What if I transform inside!!! Would you suggest I go outside and transform instead? Or is there a way I can prevent it until next year?

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    • wolfy says

      Well, you’ll wanna get that crib done fast! And if you can, silver is a MUST. If you can’t make a crib in time, I suppose I VERY sturdy shed should do, make sure you lock yourself in and give the key to a TRUSTED friend. Tell him/her to NOT open it at any cost until you’re back in human form. Anyway, back to the crib, next step is food. Get as much meat as you can and stuff it in the crib. Also, some nice fluffy muffins might help aswell. And well, your parents won’t find out if your in the crib, will they?

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        • wolfy says

          Meh, I don’t really have a crib anymore, since I’ve learnt how to control my transformations. I try to mind what I eat in wolf form, I just don’t wanna risk getting stuck again.

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    • Seth says

      Hail Little Devil,

      How is the crib construction going? Tonight is the full moon so hopefully you got it done in time.

      If you haven’t been able to finish building a crib then this is my advice:

      Have a really really big supper tonight before dark. Eat as much as you can. having a really full stomach before you transform will make it less likely that you will be starving after your transformation (it takes a lot of energy to reshape your entire skeleton) and thus makes it much less likely that you will eat someone.

      There are two main things to eat:

      1) Meat

      2) Muffins

      the more of both of these that you can eat the better.

      If you don’t have a werewolf crib then transforming outside does not make it substantially less likely that you will eat someone but it does make it substantially less likely that you will need to spend the next three weeks cleaning your room to repair the devastation caused by transforming.

      If you are a genetic werewolf then it is not certain when you will first transform. Bitten werewolves have a lot less choice, the next full moon after you were bitten and pow! You transform. With genetic werewolves it can be years before your first transformation. Eat a lot of muffins just in either case. They will help keep you calm.

      Here is a link to some more info about the effects of muffins on werewolves:

      http://sethonsurvival.com/survival-resources/fluffy-jumbo-apple-werewolf-pacifier-muffins

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

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  32. Lucas the werelord says

    Hail Seth,*looks around nervously*these guys found us out,ALL of you,so I came here.Ice,zybordragon,lolstigmalol,bebe,and…my parents.*…..*urm…my point is:WE NEED OUT.they killed my PARENTS!!!oh,and wolf princess?eh…i think ur my grandma.

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      • Zyboragon says

        I’m sorry I’ve been gone for a while, I’ve been having some problems with some “followers”, I’ll need an explanation for what’s going on. Oh no, gotta move.

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    • Seth says

      Hail Lucas the Werelord,

      Belated thanks for checking in with this pre-moon report. I’m sorry to hear about your parents. Are you sure they are gone and not, well just gone? Because it sounds to me like you are having some timeline issues. Do you mean you are Wolf Princess’ future child?

      Have you been craving chocolate milk?

      Seth

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    • Zyboragon says

      Is it that time already? Darn, just another thing to add to my list of problems.
      Good luck everyone, I’ll be gone for a bit.

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      • Seth says

        Hail Z,

        Good luck evading your followers. Turn off all your power supplies and look for electronic signals. I just looked into having a bug sweep done – it’s pretty pricey. It can cost upwards of 5,00 to 40,000 dollars. Which makes me want train as a Bug Sweeper. (Possibly after my Mermaid rescue training!) Anyway it’s free to avoid your old haunts and download a white noise generator to cover your movements. I’m not one for wigs and disguises, but it can’t hurt to wear something new – or at least new to you.

        Stop by when it’s safe!

        Seth

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        • ARC says

          Yes, it definitely shouldn’t be too difficult for a three hundred ton metallic dragon to cover his tracks, quit complaining “Zyboragon”, ARC has little time to hear it. 😈

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  35. Evranth(turtleman) says

    M8 I’m not a ww but I know some things,you should hide and keep a form of defence to help kill what ever your faceing well that’s what I know from defending myself against ww’s I think the same thing will apply if you are a ww.oh and Seth when me and my best m8 where traped in a weird old shack with werewolfs outside they got in and Sam (best mate) got bit and I was down to my last bullet so I took the shot….on the wolf not Sam I found more silver pellets and well sam he’s one of them and it’s been twenty four hours after the bite and I’ve got him over my house this full moon and well I can’t shoot him is there any thing I can do now.

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    • Seth says

      Hail Evranth the Turtleman,

      Sorry to hear your friend took some silver – but don’t shoot him! He’s not a were-horse is he? Anyway that’s a last resort. Is he still in wolf form? Or did he transform back to human form?

      As you probably know, a WW regains human form just moments before death. Which helps to avoid dangerous questions at the hospital and the police station. So if your friend is starting to transform back to human form, limb by limb, this is a bad sign. There will usually be a period in which the silver-infected limb will cycle back and forth, trapped in a state of changing. You need to slow down this cycling long enough to get him to a werewolf doctor. RICE = REST -ICE – COMPRESSION – ELEVATION.

      There used to be a good WW doctor around here. I’ll look them up and link here….HERE! Gabriella6916. She runs a werewolf hospital. I will see if I can contact her here …

      Seth

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    • Seth says

      Survivors some survival strangeness happening here. I don’t want to alarm anyone but the Harvest Moon is normally the most peaceful of all the moons. Oh sure you have your singing wolves out there on the howl but in general, this is normally a very peaceful moon. And yet some strange reports are coming in.

      I’ve trying to alert Gabriella, the WW Hospital Adminstrator to ask for advice and a WW ambulance on stand-by. Unfortunately she’s a WW herself – not sure what kind – she may or may not be human enough to respond.

      Seth

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      • Gabriella says

        So a werewolf hurt? Wow… Well one thing what type how deep and anything strange happening. Soooo many hurt wolves. So as Seth said:so if your friend is starting to transform back to human form, limb by limb, this is a bad sign. Well said

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  37. Izzy says

    Seth, I don’t know what happened last night, but I’m a werepyre and I changed in what I thought to be a safe enough place, but I woke up today in some park and I had heard about someone almost being ripped to shreds by an animal like creature at the park I awoke at………… Please help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😯

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  41. Raven says

    Raven here. Okay so, in real life, I am a Singing Wolf/Siren/Shifter. I’d rather report on here what symptoms have happened to me in my daily life. So far, I don’t know what’s going on with my mate. I hope you’re okay and you know who you are if you even care…

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    • Seth says

      Hail Raven,

      Belated thank you for this mysterious report. I hope you survived your moon and if so, how? If not, er, sorry to hear that. Did you howl?

      That’s pretty interesting to know you are part siren. Were you at the mermaid convention too? It was thirsty work since nobody was allowed to have water in an open bottle! Then on the full moon there was a race for the coast.

      Thanks for keeping on.

      Seth

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  42. wolfy says

    im in wolf form and found mmy old buddy pencil so hes helping me type to you guys and i think my brains a bit nummmb iill get back to youis when im backin human form

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  46. Werewolf13 says

    Hey guys! So yesterday was the full moon as you already know and I was confused to not have gotten the phase. Then of corse this afternoon it happens… Anyone ever experience delayed phases??? I’m really confused and it caught me offgaurd. Thanks for helping!

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    • Seth says

      Hail WW13,

      Thanks for the full moon report. I have a theory about your delayed phase. The Harvest or Singing Moon as you know, occurs on the equinox ie: day and night are technically equal. That’s why it’s usually a pretty peaceful moon – the day and night are in balance. Was it a peaceful moon where you are?

      My other theory is, that something – or somebody else – prevented you from phasing. Did you hear any strange singing?

      Thanks for keeping on,

      Seth

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  47. Evranth(turtleman) says

    Sorry I haven’t been on I dropped my bass on my foot a my bands last gig and I’ve hurt it badly. On the other hand my friend was fine and well turns out I bought a new bass a fender jazz bass ooohhhhhh (tounge hangs out and drools)and super slinky strings the strings cost me £10 the bass cost me £900 so that cost me loads that’s two years worth’s of b-days and playing in a band so that’s £500 a year! (sorry about my bousting but I just had say it every where on the Internet

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    • Seth says

      Hail Hubert,

      Congrats on your epic full moon survival. If you have come here from yourlupinelife then welcome! The werewolves at yourlupinelife are longtime friends of SOS. I think they’re still figuring stuff out over there, but they sure know the life lycanthropic.

      Are you a werewolf? Or on the run from the werewolves?

      Seth

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      • Hubert Cumberdale says

        Was on the run from werewolves. Er, A werewolf. It took a chunk outta my arm around… Two days ago, was it? Somewhere around that. As I’ve read in mythological stuff, as well as this site, I’m infected with lycanthropy. Yeah. It’s crap.

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