1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:
WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.
WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:
LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:
This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
Finally communications with you guys!! Theres a double moon this month. Any problems for the werewolves? And is there a WereThing on half moons? Like a cat or bird or something?
Greetings, Lisa-san!
Ah, the double moon….
If anything, it’ll just make the pull on our wolf sides stronger, adding to the frequency of the transformations, and your anger on both sides of the deal.
Sometimes you can find other were-animals, but they’re rare. The most common are obviously wereWOLVES, but I have met a werecat before, so they’re out there.
Hope I could help you, Linda-san!
Servare Tranquillitas Et Lupus In!
~WP
This may be irrelevant information, but I have heard of a WereToucan before, kind of strange actually, but that’s just how wonderfully strange our world can be!
Hail Earl,
Thanks for chiming in to help out a fellow survivor and congrats being the first survivor here with knowledge of a Were-Toucan. Tell us, what has been your experience with this dread bird? What have you heard?
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
Hail Linda-San,
Thanks for keeping on and for the excellent question. As you can see the Wolf Princess is expecting double the wolf out as a result of two full moons.
I checked with the WWs at Lupine Life and found a couple more interesting Blue Moon facts:
1. The Blue Moon is linked to a famous blue wolf named Asena who appeared on the Blue Moon to save the life of a boy injured in battle. Because he had his arms and legs cut off, she had no choice but to turn him into a werewolf. He was allegedly so grateful that he had a family with her later and their descendants are the werewolves of the Blue Moon.
2. Werewolves who join the Dyan Clan study ways to use the powers of the double moon. I wrote to the Lupers at Lupine Life to ask for clarification about these powers, but so far no response.
Until they get back to me, all I can say is it seem there could be be a variety of different reactions among the Lupine kind on the Blue Moon. I guess we’ll see soon enough….
Seth
Hai guys
Rave? What’s up? 🙂
Hail Raven,
Welcome back! We missed you! What have you been up to?
Hey did you see that there are new videos on the site? Werewolf videos! I am pretty excited about it. Check them out here:
http://sethonsurvival.com/survival-videos/my-lupine-life-by-louis-pine
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Yeah! 🙂 it’s good to see you again, Rave!
Uh oh I am a demigod 😯 🙁
I don’t know who I am, where I am, and how I found a laptop with wifi in the middle of the desert. This is the page the computer was open to, I think that someone might know anything about me and who I am….
I’m BAAACCKKK!!!!
Welcome back Avalon, always happy to see you. What news have you? I hope you have been well
Did you see that there are new videos on the site? Werewolf videos! Check them out here:
http://sethonsurvival.com/survival-videos/my-lupine-life-by-louis-pine
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
I didn’t do much but I did discover something rather weird. There were many reports of corrupted plant life along the East Coast of America, and by corrupted I mean completely messed up. Flowers will either shoot toxic gasses at you or try to devour you! Lily pads will try to drown you and grass will try to bury you alive! The most disturbing are the trees. The trees can throw you to your doom, entangle you in its roots, and everything else I mentioned! I know this because I’ve seen it all! The worst part is that they talk now too. I was scared out of my wits.
I told you didn’t I? I told you what was going to happen, you didn’t believe me!! You didn’t believe me!!! Hahahahahahahahaha! I told you!!!
Believe me now?
Ooo the plants are after us, so scary. 🙄
Mock us, that will benefit you, I’m sure.
You have no respect for what we do, I’ll see to it that we release toxin instead of precious oxygen.
SPAAAACE.
Go ahead. The worlds going to end anyways.
Blood. :3
As much as I’d like to heed your “threats” there are still a few holes in them. 1: I can’t prove that it’s you doing this but I doubt it. The energy reminating from them is familiar to me. 2: Their still plants. I could just light a match and solve the problem.
Oh, by the way, some tulip named Veronica said hi. She said she knew you and missed you.
1. I mentioned this happening and now suddenly it is, deny my opinion for whatever reason you wish, but it’s not a coincidence.
2. We don’t give you oxygen, oxygen won’t feed your fires, therefore we won’t need to care about your fires anyways, and if you burned us all down, you wouldn’t have any plants around to allow you to even breathe!!!
3. The only tulip I ever cared for, Derzi, she got trampled by earthlings an hour into observation. One of the main reasons I came here so angry.
I’m sorry, that stings. She always wanted to see Earth. 😥
She was pure, angerless, never hurt anybody. 😥
And now you mock me with false claims from I tulip I don’t know. 😥
My tulip is gone!!
1. Fine, I’ll bite. You were right.
2. I just need to burn the infected ones and plant healthy seeds in their place.
3. As sorry as I feel for you, that’s just what I heard. If I were you I’d look into it.
Hello ww!! whats new?
whats ggoing on? WHO AM I?
Hey, Alliwolfsbane. I’m not too sure who you are either, but I promise all of us here will give as much help as possible and help you figure this dilemma out.
Thank you stigma….. Argh! I need to find water and fast…my canteen that i found in the backpack that was with me when I woke up with no memories.
Looks like you’re gonna need to find a stream. If push comes to shove, cut open cactuses and pour their juice into the canteen. It tastes disgusting, but it’ll keep you hydrated.
*cue trippy music*
DRINK CACTUS JUICE! It’ll quench ya! Nothiiing’s quenchier! IT’S THE QUENCHIEST!
Lol, commercial for cactus juice.
Giant mushroom cloud.
Now I think it’s time to eat stuff off the walls…
BLECH! IT TASTES DISGUSTING!!!
Thanks!!!!! I’ve had no luck for two hours searching for streams, there are plenty of cacti, though. Thanks for the advice. Anyways, I found a journal in my pack, turns out I am a werewolf. Thanks again stigma!’
Thought so……. Here’s what I found out digging through my journal. I am a werewolf…… Apparently I’m the last direct ancestor of the Greek king Lycaeon (more here: http://yourlupinelife.com/greek-werewolves ) I found this info by following the link written in my journal. Area 51 has been chasing me for a year and a half trying to use my powers to generate an army of werewolf soldiers. This is apparently not the first time I’ve woken up with no memory …… And that’s the story of my life!
Well that sucks 🙁
Hail Silvermoon,
You are right about that. It certainly does.
Seth
Hey, I got attacked by Lychaeon and Helix at a summer camp I went to. It was so not cool. They got my head counselor and changed him to one of them.
Who and who?
Oh mai
Kai is so totally stoned right now! 😛
I’m not stoned! I don’t drink or do drugs or anything! I’m serious!
I know, I know! I was just teasing. *carries a bundle of cloth*
I wish I knew where I was…. All I know it’s the worlds largest desert. I don’t know how I even have wifi here!!!
You are in The Sahara desert in northern Africa (aka the world’s largest desert). And I think you’re getting wi-fi via a stray signal from a satellite.
Hail Alliwolfsbane13,
Well you may not remember you but I remember you. I hope that A51 has not been after you again.
One thing to take heart from is that you are a very strong and courageous survivor. You have gotten through very difficult circumstances before and I have faith that you will be able to do so again.
Hopefully your memory will return soon. You have come to the right place for that. This site is filled with many of your friends and allies and contains many past posts that you made that may help you to recover some of your memory if you read them.
Now I know this is going to seem weird being that you are in the middle of the desert but you need to drink as much water as possible as it will very possibly help you to recover your memories.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
… Wolf Princess? Can we talk? In private?
Don’t know how but if you can find a way
Talk here, I won’t listen… Matt has a mate now anyway :/
N-no… I mean… *grabs Wolf Princess by the wrist and pulls her into a room*
What do you need?
*hugs her tightly* I-I’m sorry. About last night. I’m sorry about me. It’s legitimately disappointing that we’re not together, but now, I just want to be your friend.
I guess I could accept that…
Good. *smile* our time together was good, but now… *grabs your hand and leads you back to Alex*
… If you think Alex can treat you better, then who am i to question you? 🙂 good luck with the pups.
*you feel warm blood start to run down onto your hand* …
*pulls my hand away and begins slowly licking the blood off, as I turn back to Alex*
*begins to bleed heavily as I turn away*
What happened?
Ohmigosh. I just woke up again, an turns out that this desert thing was a simulation devised by A51. I escaped by a hair, thank goodness. My memory is still no good, though. I hope I get back home soon…
Maybe they’re the reason for your amnesia (the dark descent)? It would make sense… You would need to forget that they put you in the simulation, so they used memory suppressants… Or the likes. You should slowly start to gain your memories, Ally.
Hello AliWolfsbane. My name is Ice, and I am experienced at rearrangeing peoples minds. I may be able to help you with your memory problem.
Although I have seen some messed up stuff recently, and I should take care of it sooner or later, I know how to postpone it and help you. I’d love to show Area 51 a piece of my mind, not to mention expose their secrets.
Hail Avalon,
Thanks for offering to help out another survivor here. What about this messed up stuff you’ve experienced lately? Did it involve a desert?
Just a note of caution here – it’s a blue moon coming up. It’s not a Supermoon but still, there are rumors of legendary Blue Werewolves and other strangeness. You may need to stock up on blue cheese if you are planning a raid.
(Just don’t eat it yourself.)
Seth
Other than the distorted plants I mentioned, I’m currently tracking a massive beast with so many limbs I couldn’t count them all. I believe its a chimaera with an awful lot of animals mixed into it but I’m not sure. Is there a maximum to species a chimaera can hold?
P.S: I have also seen some evidence of these Blue Werewolves.
Hail Aliswolfsbane,
Hope you’re still surviving out there. What an ingenious trap. A simulated trap – you think you’re trapped when you’re not. Even easier than a silver cage.
It seems like you already have a lot of good help here. Nobody knows more about memory loss and fragmentation than Stigma. But maybe get some of the fine print on Ice’s mind re-arranging skills. This is the first I’ve heard of them – not sure you want to be his first client.
(Or wait, was I his first client? Why can’t I remember.)
Which memory facilities are shot? Short term? Long term? Faces only? Maybe this can help you figure out why they did this. Do you think they returned you to your real previous life? Or do you have any suspicions?
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
You were my second client. And you can’t remember because….. well let’s leave it at that.
I would love some help, please!! When I said I wanted to get home safely, I was wishing I knew where I lived. Thanks, Ice!
Always glad to help. Your somewhere in the area of the area 51 compound? Don’t worry I’ll sniff you out and then see what I can do with your memories.
Dear Seth or anyone else,
Hi, I think my friend is a werewolf! His name is midnight. He acts like a wolf by sniffing, howling even growling. If I bring up wolfs or werewolfs he changes the subject. I found this thing by his house that had his entails clawed into it! I couldn’t get It open because it was padlocked. He also has a notebook he won’t let me see it. Please answer fast because I need help!
Please answer ASAP!
Shoot the padlock with a pistol :3
Leave it. If he trust you he’ll eventually tell you, but prying into his thing will a) make him not trust you and b) make him āngry. No one wants an ångry werewolf on their tails. No pun intended.
Ok I will to see if he tells me
Hail Zap,
It does sound to me a bit like maybe your friend could be a werewolf and a very responsible one at that. It seems like he is using a werewolf containment unit or a as they are sometimes called werewolf cribs. What happens is that a werewolf who is concerned about remaining in control in wolf form decides to lock themselves up when they are in danger of transforming to reduce the possibility of them hurting anyone else while transformed.
It is as Ice says not a good idea to pry too much into a werewolf’s secrets so just be there for Midnight as a friend to talk to when he needs some one. And trust me most werewolves eventually need a friend. Especially ones who need to crib up, they need a keeper to help them remain safely confined and let them back out again when it is finally safe.
Have you used the SOS Monstrometer on yourself? You may also be a supernatural being. Supernatural beings like werewolves often have a an affinity for hanging out with other supernatural beings. And supernatural beings are a lot more common than anybody thinks they are. So you may also be one. You should check. Just saying…
Keep on keeping on being a good friend and keeping on keeping on.
Seth
Dear survivors.
a few days ago I was sent a letter from a “mysterious group.” Ive been talking to them over the past few days, and have been given an offer that I couldn’t refuse. I am to be a witch assassin. i promise that by the time i come back in three months, i will be the most potent k1ller thats ever lived.
Goodbye, and blessed be.
Hail Mr. Jaffa,
Thanks for the warning, er, for letting us know about this new mission. I look forward to hearing all about it in three months. When I don’t come up on your list and survive to hear about it in three months. If I do happen to appear on your list can you maybe pop by and let me know?
I’m assuming there is a list. I know you can’t reply. Happy training.
Survive and Let Survive,
Seth
You’ve worked up quite the resume, Jaffa. Just be aware.
Hey guys, im CyberWolf, (obviusly a cyberwolf, a cyborg/werewolf hybrid. Im basically a robotic werewolf) I was implanted with a robotic werewolf gene at the age of five. But i also have cyborg qualitys, like i can speak binary- 01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100110 01110010 01101001 01100101 01101110 01100100 01110011 00101100 00100000 01101001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01100011 01111001 01100010 01100101 01110010 01110111 01101111 01101100 01100110. but i also have werewolf qualitys, like the strength.
Ahhh a Cyberwolf!! I’ve been waiting to meet one of your kind. Is it true that you only transform when the illuminatis moon base is facing the earth? And your not going to try to assimilate us like the Cybermen are you? Because that may be a problem. For you.
I dont know what a cyberman is, so no. i transform every full moon, but i would suspect it would be different for every cyberwolf. when i transform, My human fake skin kinda dissipates and my robotic skeleton under my human skin grows into werewolf shape. but if you ripped off my fake human skin itd just be a normal robotic skeleton under.
Oh, I hope the Cyberwolves don’t try to do what the Cybermen did! I haven’t seen the Doctor recently, so we would have to fix things on our own..
Whats a cyberman? im the only cyberwolf i know of.
Hey.
Hello. Who might you be?
I am a hungry SERGAL. And let me say, you sound quite… TAAASTY…
you shant be eating me.
*burp* Too late.
Trust me mate, youd find it hard to digest 2 tonne of iron and steel.Besides * Skin starts to disappear* you really dont want to try me.
I would, but… *yawn* you look DISGUSTING now. I bet you wouldn’t taste so bad, but… Ew.
That’s what I thought. Good doggy.
That’s weird, I don’t remember studying binary, how did I read that?
Hello Cyberwolf, allow me to attempt some binary, it may be off since I do not speak it much.
010010000110010101101100011011000110111100100000010000110111100101100010011001010111001001110111011011110110110001100110001011000010000001001001001000000110000101101101001000000100010101100001011100100110110000101110001000000000110100001010.
(Hope that worked properly).
Nice to meet you.
Greetings, nice to meet you. 01010000 01100101 01110010 01101000 01100001 01110000 01110011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100011 01111001 01100010 01101111 01110010 01100111 00100000 01110011 01101001 01100100 01100101
Why do my comments have to be moderated each time?
probably becuase you are speaking in binary or you are new to the site..or have a new name
Hmmmm………… Interesting.
what’s interesting?
Earl, mind if I examine your memories and do a DNA test on you? Also scan you with the monstrometer? This knowledge of binary is……… Interesting.
Of course, lately I’ve been feeling as though I’m not who I believe I am.
hmm *i put my hands on both sides of your head* well let’s see what’s in your head then.
I now know who you are, and what you are, but I don’t know how you got that way.
Enlighten me.
A dragon… Hello! May I ask to cut off a piece of your tail? And then proceed to eat it?
stigma……that just seriously messed up 😯 😯 😯
Would you like to gve a donation? 😈 😈 😈
no thanks I ain’t no dragon……and i’m not going to give you any other of my body parts…….and no….just cuz I’m a were doesn’t mean i shift…..physically i mean…im an m-shifter(or menatl shifter)
stiggy you all right?
N-no… Yessss. I’m fine, Doc. 😈 I’m fine. But first… Would the doctor like to give a donation? Any meat will do just fine… 😈 😈 😈
*Curls back muzzle displaying very shap teeth and growls.* your not stigma who are you?
I-I… *shakes my head* h-hungry… *collapses, squirming*
come here stiggy. *I wrap my tails around stigma.* they have a healing property to them.
*hisses then backs up* NO! GET AWAY!!!
fine, but the doctor heals.
*vomits, shaking head* argh…! D-Doc…?
come on Stiggy I’m here.
Doc… *holds my head* I… I-I… T-the changes are just… *tongue slides out of my mouth and hangs out* n-nnn… *mouth gapes open* HUNGRY!!!!
cr4p…*I pull my sword* Fine I guess I need to def3nd myself. Nothing against you Stiggy, but this is self-preservation we’re talking about.
*tackles the doctor, wrapping my tail around his neck* GRRRRR! HUNNN… GRYYYY…!!!!!
*appears and discharges two shotgun shells into Stigma* umm Doctor? Run For Your Life!!!!
*turns around and screeches at Ice, tackling him, shrugging off the shotgun shells as if it were nothing, and tearing into his throat*
Well see there’s a huge mental wall in your mind. If I told you that thing might come down which could cause you to a) remember, b) die, or c) turn into a mental vegetable.
You have to tell me Ice!!
And Stigma, yes you can cut off my tail, it will regrow.
Why does everyone remember Zyboragon? The last time he ceased to exist everyone forgot him. But everyone remembers. Your memories are faked Earl. Incredibly faked but still as phony as tofu. You are Zyboragon.
I never forget.
My husband Zyboragon 😯 😯 😯 is Earl ❗ ❗ ❗
Why is Zyboragon gone ❓ ❓ ❓ With out him I’ll fade into nothingness 😥 My children will fade I’ll fade and there will be a hole in the time line…. How ? HOw ? HOW ??? 😥 😥 😥
Bebe, don’t give up, just try and think about your happiest memories, they’ll keep you going for a while.
Tell me, is this what you truly believe or is it just something that you WANT to believe?
I’m not Zyboragon, my memories are real, I grew up with Bebe raising me, Stigma even tried eating me while I was a hatchling. My memories are not fake in the slightest. I am Earl!
You were made to believe that your Earl! On the other side of the wall in your head is all of Zyboragons memories. Going into Abstracts cave alone, exploding inside of the void, ARC and all the other memories are inside YOUR head! And as for your memories they’re almost seamless, but if they are your memories tell me: what’s Stigmas last name? What was Stigma when he tried to eat you while hatching? And most importantly 100110000101000100100000001110110001?
*hisses at Ice and throws him to the floor, holding him and hissing at his face* HUNGRY!!! *bites onto him, taking out a chunk o his shoulder*
*screams in pain and trys to shove stigma off*
Hey guys…I’m back. had a change of heart and a nuclear explosion so I’m a whole new Doctor. So down to bussiness…Who asked for the old doctor?
*tears into his stomach, biting into his liver hungrily* FOOOOOD!!!!
Hail The Doctor,
Welcome Back! Great to see you again. Glad that you are keeping on keeping on.
What is new with you? There are quite a few new things going on around here.
Seth
P.S. Did you by any chance happen to see the new werewolf videos:
http://sethonsurvival.com/survival-videos/my-lupine-life-by-louis-pine
I’d be really interested to hear what you think.
listen guys time is in a wibbly mood so I may not be able to talk for extended periods of time. so if I don’t get to you right away I will eventually.
Great the Doctor regenerated. We were talking about Cybermen.
why would you talk about such inhuman beasts? this timeline should not contain any of those d3mons.
^_^ a full moon!…. nnnnnnnnnoooooo! I neeeddd mufffinnns!
You need muffins I need blood ….. my fangs hurt 🙁
Need it more
*tears into Ice’s stomach, biting into his liver hungrily, tearing into his sweet viscera*
DISPENSAH HERE
*cyberwolf walks through the forest, wishing he remembered why he was here* I think it was a full moon… I cant remember. I usually don’t. *hearing the distant howling of a wolf, cyberwolf turns sharply.* I’m lucky cybor- * Cyberwolf feels a sharp stinging in his back, and looks down to see a silver, electrified sword sticking through him* agggh- * as he falls, Cyberwolf sees his assassin. He was a boy, no older than 15. He was wearing camouflaged gray cloths, fit so as to not impair movement, and had a jacket of the same colour. Instead of buttons, he had many knives holding the jacket together. His belt had swords and knives strapped to hit and he had a no less than 4 longswords on his back. Cyberwolfs vision started to fade, and he noticed something else on the assassins belt. Hang from his belt, was a single tube of jaffa cakes.
Great. Now I can eat him. >:3
Go ahead. Itll make it look like a wild animal attack. My training went faster than expected because i already knew alot of the spells and poisons.
Jaffa what have you become?
Ive become an wetboy. He was my first contract. a wetboy is like an assassin, in the same way that a kitten is like a lion. Life is empty. Life is worthless. When we take a life, we aren’t taking anything of value. assassins have targets. Wetboys have deaders. Why do we call them deaders? Because when we take a contract, the rest of their short lives is a formality. Relationships are ropes and love is a noose. This is what i have learnt.
I can’t even bring myself to be angry at you, you sad little child. Cross my path again and your short life will end quickly. *disapears*
You do not worry me creature.
I have a contract for you…whats the price ??? (whimpers)
It depends on the contract. Whats the contract?
Well its an easy one…me of couse… 😈
Im not going to assassinate you.
Blood for money eh? The lives you take don’t matter, what they own doesn’t matter, what you achieve doesn’t matter, your possessions don’t matter.
It’s funny actually, if you think about all the flaws in your beliefs, you can find several contradictions.
Please I’ll pay you anything 😥 without Zyboragon I’ll fade anyway 😥 . Please end my pain….please
No Bebe. Relationships are a rope, but love is the noose. Ropes can save people. As for you Earl, I really could not care less. Now if you will excuse me, I have a contract concerning a maid that’s been stealing from her master.
(screames in fustration) Why??? Why wont anyone end my suffering? (looks at hands) I’m already transparent….one more day and I’ll be gone…who will take care of Earl??? Please Jaffassassin… 😥 😥 😥
Of course you couldn’t care less Jaffa, people like you tend to ignore logic, Bebe, you will find peace, you just need to be strong, I’ll stand beside you until you fade.
Aunt B listen to Jaffassassin please don’t leave me alone. 😥
Arc and I got seprated and I can’t find him. 😥
I’ll look after Earl but don’t fade away please don’t fade. 🙁
You act as if I have no morals at all Earl. I don’t k1ll innocents, or k1ll people for stupid reasons. I dont k1ll because i enjoy it, i k1ll because it makes me money. I was rejected from the mages college for possessing battle spell tomes, There isnt any open battle mage positions, and id make a terrible healer. As for who would look after earl, If hes a child and wwould accept it, im happy to take him on as an apprentice.
You think you can fight it, don’t you understand that you’re going down the path of corruption? Look st yourself, blood money is tainted, you choose not to see that, I’d never apprentice under you.
Great. Mr. Jaffa has become a cruel assassin for hire. On the plus side he leaves you with delicious biscuity confections. On the minus side, you can’t eat them…
*gets up as my body finishes regenerating* well that ain’t good at all.
*I jingle a coin purse* worked well for me.
*hisses at jaffa, then jumps into the trees*
-tears a tree out’ve the ground and hurls it into Stigma as I storm into the clearing, my fangs clearly showing-
(runs after AP with my fangs and claws bared) HOW DARE YOU !!! (screams) Stigma !!! Look out!!!
-simply backhands Bebe-
I do not have time for your nonsense.
You hit Bebe! I’m going to make you regret that.
(I fall hitting my head hard on a rock and starts bleeding) OUCH!!! (thud)
Petty rivalries aside, we’ve got a causality!
Bebe, I will mend you.
-yawns-
Isn’t that a little cliched? Couldn’t you pick something more interesting to say?
-makes a basket of catch phrases on paper appear-
Go ahead. Take a few. My gift.
Cliche but true, it matters not the way something is said, but ones ability to deliver said message, this is what you should be judging.
-pulls out my ringing cell phone-
Umm… I kinda have to take this… Just give me a minute.
-turns and opens phone, sits down and starts floating as I talk-
By all means, I need to take care of Bebe anyways, but this isn’t over.
(gets up ) thank you Earl…(glares at AP) I think I need an AP meal…
Don’t bother Bebe, there’s always Karma, he’ll get what’s coming to him, let’s see if we can get you patched up and healthy again.
IM ON THE PHONE!!!! Geez, the nerve of some people. Yeah, I’m here. Oh, so my proposal was rejected, eh?
-crushes the phone-
Call ya back later.
(smiles)well that was …giggle Your a disgrace to all…AP
Well, I hope you’re happy. I just lost my chance to act alongside Bruce Campbell in the next £vil D€@d movie. Besides, I don’t have time for shananigans with you two. I’m going to go fetch a soul, thanks.
Earl lets go..AP is sick again …
Hail A.P.
I just noticed this. So sorry to hear about your lost contract. Have you considered a supernatural talent agent?
Seth
Wow, real positivity, Bebe. I must say, you’ve grown a lot older since the past time I saw you. Is the Botox not working the wonders that it used to?
First off, it’s natural that they didn’t want you in that movie, you would need a thing called talent, I know that’s a big word for you to learn so I recommend you practice saying it.
(laughs)you need glasses….I’m as young as ever.. giggle
Talent. I think I’ve got it. Here’s a list of words which you are:
Obnoxious, pretentious, tedious, menotonous, annoying.
I’m sorry but I don’t believe that giving me characteristics that clearly define you is considered a talent.
Blah blah blah (yawns) let go Earl AP is not only sick but his ego is taking up to much room…
Okay. I’m just going to go itsla my istwras. Cya
Good day sir.
(puts hand on Earl and we vanish)
-vanishes as well-
– Sits Hungrily Alone – NEED FOOD….. Life needs Food…. And a Werewolf like Will Die With no food…. At All….
… Is someone watching me other than the area 51?!?
Hail Gabriella5917,
Welcome to the site! Always glad to meet a new were-friend.
As to who other than A51 may be watching you I cannot say for certain but what I can say for certain is that werewolves have a lot of enemies and that you need to be careful and watchful because there are any number of groups organizations and individuals that may be watching you with less than benevolent intent.
Have you noticed any suspicious activity that leads you to be leave that you may be being surveilled? Any new “neighbours”? Someone following you? A duct-cleaning van cleaning the ducts of the house across the street for a whole week?
In any case please be careful and be watchful. Your survival is important.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Well A New Neighbour 26 Blocks Down…. A Van 16/14 Blocks Down and On the other paw I Transform at My Backyard (Super large!) So my neighbour might of seen me or my.. other neighbour And my Room Where i hide 34 muffins (i ate 26 of em!) So… Any Idea?
I’m done here bye might check up from time to time
ALEX!!!! What am I going to do without you?!?
Oh the dog days. How I hate them. No matter how hard you try to stay cool, things get overheated. Keep your eyes open for Alex, survivors maybe send him a spare spell if you’ve got one.
I got a result of 91.53% werewolf. I think it may be from my fathers side of the family. I am worried about what I should do since I recently hit XX years old. I have many Symptoms that I have noticed before but just pushed aside now I realize how serious it is. Anyone have any tips on how to live as a
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( Trying to be like Seth)
Hail Werewolf13!,
Do Your Dad Shows Any Weird Behaviour?, Can You Point Out Your Symptoms? I Can point out mine! Hair, Wild , Anger , Skill. HAWS.
Yours and Alway
★ Gabriella 5917 ★
( Good report Hehe )
Wow thank you for replying Gabriella5917! My dad does have several of your symptoms as well as I. The full moon is tonight so I will be extra careful. Thanks again it means a lot!
Welcome to Seth On Survival(AKA SOS) Werewolf13! pleased to meet you,my name is Silvermoon,and you can also find me on Yourlupinelife.com and my nickname is Werewolf4life! Have a great muffin filled day!!
Thank you silvermoon for your kindness! And may the luck of the wolves be with you on tonights full moon. 🙂
🙂 your very welcome werewolf13!! and i donèt need as much luck as you will if you’re a physical shifter(physically changing into the form of a wolf)i’m only a mental shifter(when your mind takes on the mindset of a wolf leaving only a shred left of your humanity)
We will find the outcome soon Silvermoon.
im sorry but i don’t belive i understand your sentance
Well I wasn’t completely sure of what type of phaser I was. But last night revealed phisical… And now I have a headache 🙁
Consider yourself lucky because a physical shift is very rare. And that seriously bites that you have a headache..
I hope you don’t mind if I ask but what are some symptoms of mental shifting? I am still a little shakey on this stuff and I am wondering if it is possible I am a MS I was too overwhelmed last night to focus on details
Don’t worry I don’t mind at all! The symptoms are very similar to a physical shifting except you don’t physically transform,you still have control over your body. Silver doesn’t hurt(unless you have a metal allergy) it actually stengthens you a little,during the nights of the full moon you feel urges to run in the forest,urges to eat loads of muffins,urges to howl,growling at people you do not like,stronger senses,and wolf-like instincts. Oh and the ability to easily run on all fours(hands and feet,knees do not count)
Hail Silvermoon,
Thanks for keeping on during the Blue Moon and helping out another survivor. Very interesting to know about you mental shifters. Me, I found a spot with true blue moonlight and bottled some of it. Now I just have to figure out how to use it….
I think I may have spotted Midnight’s cousin but I’m still looking into some marks that were left on a tree.
I better send out the Survivor of the Month but first, can I just ask one question. If you don’t transform fully as a mental shifter, how do you protect yourself? Without the teeth? And the fur? Do you have some compensatory mental powers?
Thanks for keeping on.
Seth
Wow thanks for helping me clear that up! That sounds much more similar to my situation. The problem was I still felt pain as it happened. Is that normal??? If not I might have some probelms…
To Seth,I can’t protect myself in any way like that,but go now I don’t need to because when I do m-shift I just stay in my house. And to you Werewolf13 it can sometimes,it will feel as though you might actually shift but as far as I’ve heard you never do,unless you’ve found some way to do so…and p.s Seth I’m not entirely sure what you could do with bottled blue moonlight,I guess you could probably maybe bring it to a witch and ask them to make a potion out of it,or you could keep it as a shelf decoration until you find out how to use it
And Im Gabriella5917! Nice to meat you… Will You make a Donate To The WWH? The Werewolf Hospital? AKA ME!!!!…. im not crazy yet… NOW I AM!! LET ME JAB U!!!
Hail Gabriella5916,
Er thanks for checking into SOS. Glad to hear of your efforts to promote WW survival. We’re all about survival here and as you may know, I’m a big supporter of the Wereamps. In fact my theme song is called Wheelchair Werewolf. And there’s definitely a big need for a certified werewolf hospital. However I’m a little leery of this whole jabbing business. Please no jabbing. Are you short of patients or something?
Seth
Well I care for sick or hurt WWs and my self hard work dude hard work… And is a full moon so I’m gettin lotsa Meat! It’s no prob helpin em and my friends so i’m out for meat and muffins thank you!
Hail Gabriella,
I hope that you are keeping on out there. I’m very glad to know you survived the Blue Moon 99.98% intact. As you probably know, it’s the Harvest Moon today and there appear to be a LOT of injured werewolves on the site. Which is strange because the Harvest Moon is normally very peaceful. Anyway, if you are still in the werewolf hospital business, Evranth’s friend is dying from a silver shot wound. You can read about his condition here. Can you send a were-ambulance ASAP?
Are you currently experiencing a lot of hospital admissions?
Thanks in advance for your survival advice,
Seth
ugh, no new contracts today. anyone got some.
no dude…..
Who’s excited for the full moon coming up??
Hail Silvermoon,
Thanks for checking in. I’m pretty excited because the werewolves at yourlupinelife.com just told me about the Blue Moon contest. If I tell them what I know about Blue Moon werewolves and I could win a prize.
This could be my chance to win an iTunes card for once. Unfortunately, I don’t know anything about Blue Werewolves yet. Well, except what they told me. So Graham and I are going on a big stake-out. We just have to figure out where is the best place to find an actual Blue Werewolf. Any ideas?
Seth
I have no idea where to find them,but you could ask ww who haven’t shifted yet and ask them if they are genetic,bitten or cursed and if they are genetic then you could ask if you could study their family family tree for ww and interview the ww!! I hope you win!
Thank you once again for all your help Silvermoon! Life makes A LOT more sense now because of you. Treat yourself to a warm muffin 😉 ( PS this is a reply to the last thing you wrote because it wouldn’t let me reply to that one)
your very welcome!! 🙂 ___
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2nd full moon this month a blue moon…. As part dragon I feel It’s pull as a vampire I’m looking forward to the hunt…. My fangs are restless and the cravings are intense… Everyone better stay in doors tonight because there’s more than warewolves hunting tonight……. 😈
I Hardly Remember ANYTHING!!!! 99% Moon Yesterday 100% Today… Better Stay inside Or My Memory is DEAD 🙁
Aughhhhh don’t feel good!!!! Memories flowing into my head…. What did I do…. A51! Vetty… Wyverns…I let him down. Barrel of a gun… Handcuffs… Blank.
I have a really odd feverish desire to see the moon….any of you ww out there experience that before??if so can you please give me an explanation as to why I feel this way?
I have been feeling the same Silvermoon. It is a symptom some can experience if they have part WW soul. It means you are close to turning point. Get ready Silvermoon and keep some muffins close by 😉
well thats just great……i felt as if i would actually turn into a wolf…but nope….just a m-shift
Hair guys. Sorry I haven’t been on. So here’s the Raven update
I am a WereChimeraHybrid. I can separate into any animal in the Chimera Mix. I also have a Demonic Telepathic Stage in which I can possess and (if its not blocked) read your mind.I also can become an angel vampire werewolf mix (I think you get it) I hope you’ve all been alright and enjoyed your summers… I’m hoping to… change. Ive become more crazy than ever… urghhh CURSE YOU MOON! I have to get on more often…
Head….. Bursting… Fur… Tail… UNLIMITED POWER OF THE SECOND MOON!!!!
watch it I can change everything in the blink of an eye.
PLEASE!!!! LET ME GOafjysljkjh SPIRIT OF THE WOLF KING…. POWER….SO INTENSE
The Full Blue moon Was….. AWESOMELY AWESOME! Dont Remember Getting a Scratch… I Remember A Flash! Pretty light! oh and The Moon looks Mesmerizing And Pretty last night…. Did i Say it Was Mesmerizing and pretty?
Raven: Id like to introduce you to my chimera form.
Luna: Hallo! I’m Luna, the wolf. I’m very happy… most of the times.
Moonstrong: Greetings. I am the powerful and wise Moonstrong. -bows head instinctively-
Nala: I’m the Lion. Nothing more.
Rikki: Hai. I’m the Ram.
Alana : and I’m the totally cewl and partying Snake! I’m an awesome gal!! MINECRAFT FOR LIFE!!
Raven and company love the new form….. 🙂 ….GIggle
*A shadow whirls across the battlefield, leaving a trail of mantis-men corpses in its wake. Stopping for a few seconds, crouched, the shadow breathed the words* “It feels good to fight for a good cause again, not just for money.”
I got an odd letter friday stating that the time has come ❓ ❓ ❓ What the H*ll does that mean ❓ The letter goes on to say that I among others have been chosen as a candidated to receive an award…
What award could I possible of won I don’t remember doing anyting warranting an award ❓ A car will pick me and my husband up from home and drop us off at the Sergal estate. There’s to be a banquet and entertainment before the award ceremony.
I don’t know if I should go sounds suspicous to me ❗ Has anyone else received a letter ❓
I dont know, usually when you get a letter it means trouble. And I remember a sergal wanting to eat cyber wolf. If you wish, I could accompany you as a bodyguard.
As much as I appreciate you wanting to help my wife jaffa, I will be at her side through the event, it is fishy and I’m sure it’s just another crazy trap, no need to put other survivors in danger for things we already know are going to happen. (I haven’t burned a place to the ground in a long time, very excited).
If you feel the need to tag along, feel free, but me nor Bebe would ask another survivor to be put in danger.
I think ill be going on the night, but you probably wont see me. Im interested to see what a sergal is.
Not to be offensive, you have a very strong smell Jaffa, I could find you in the dark in the void.
Well then ill mask it with magic.
Use a musky sented oil….like Chi it smells great and masculin…giggle
Oh come on me…trouble never….gigle
As much as I appreciate you wanting to help my wife, jaffa, I will be at her side through the event, it is fishy and I’m sure it’s just another crazy trap, no need to put other survivors in danger for things we already know are going to happen. (I haven’t burned a place to the ground in a long time, very excited).
If you feel the need to tag along, feel free, but me nor Bebe would ask another survivor to be put in danger.
So you two are coming, right?
Wouldn’t miss it for the world. 😈
……….. Interesting.
You know me…I have to go…a lady always answers an invite… 🙂 giggle
I picked up a letter…I didn’t get to read it though…it got dark…and cold…
It’s an award Dinner …. Black tie, Zyboragon is back and taking me….giggle…. 🙂