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Werewolves: You May Be Dealing With A Werewolf

October 7, 2011 By Seth 40,801 Comments

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1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.

2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.

3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.

4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.

5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.

If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.

6. If you can’t beat them –  survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!

~~~ If  The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~

As you may already know, current pathogenic research distinguishes acquired lycanthropy or “bitten werewolves” from genetic lycanthropic tendencies. So the first question to ask yourself is, are any of your parents or siblings werewolves?  Has there been a resurgence of ancestral threats i.e.: vampires in your community? There are many genetic werewolves on this site who know more than I do about this. You can read their comments below.

However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.

In Stage I you will have a cut or wound that won’t heal normally and that you can’t exactly remember how you got it. Anecdotal reports indicate that dousing the wound with a simple colloidal silver solution from a health food store within 24 hours of infection could actually prevent the lycanthropic mutagens from spreading to your stem cells. If 24 hours has passed, you will notice your immune system begins to work overtime. This will look like a very severe cold. Are you suddenly sweaty for no apparent reason? You will spike a unaturally high fever, maybe even over 100 degrees according to some reports. You can try Tylenol but it won’t help this fever. You may vomit. Your friends and family will try to take you to the hospital but this is not advisable as Area 51 has doctors in every one. This stage is said to last for three to five days, depending on the phase of the moon.

In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute – you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.

Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO!  It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.

Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!

And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!

For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.

You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.

Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine

 Or for further info, come back to SOS often, as there are often new findings submitted by survivors themselves. Here are a few popular links:

WEREWOLFGIRL describes a potion for non-genetic lycanthroporous transformation.

 WOLF PRINCESS’ crib research links:

 LYCANTHEPROTECTOR describing his three WW forms:

This list in eternal progress… check back often for updates.

 

 

 

by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com

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  1. Linda-San says

    August 7, 2012 at 7:15 am

    Finally communications with you guys!! Theres a double moon this month. Any problems for the werewolves? And is there a WereThing on half moons? Like a cat or bird or something?

    Reply
    • Wolf Princess says

      August 7, 2012 at 7:11 pm

      Greetings, Lisa-san!

      Ah, the double moon….
      If anything, it’ll just make the pull on our wolf sides stronger, adding to the frequency of the transformations, and your anger on both sides of the deal.

      Sometimes you can find other were-animals, but they’re rare. The most common are obviously wereWOLVES, but I have met a werecat before, so they’re out there.

      Hope I could help you, Linda-san!

      Servare Tranquillitas Et Lupus In!

      ~WP

      Reply
    • Earl says

      August 8, 2012 at 8:47 pm

      This may be irrelevant information, but I have heard of a WereToucan before, kind of strange actually, but that’s just how wonderfully strange our world can be!

      Reply
      • Seth says

        August 13, 2012 at 5:45 pm

        Hail Earl,

        Thanks for chiming in to help out a fellow survivor and congrats being the first survivor here with knowledge of a Were-Toucan. Tell us, what has been your experience with this dread bird? What have you heard?

        Thanks for keeping on,

        Seth

        Reply
    • Seth says

      August 13, 2012 at 6:12 pm

      Hail Linda-San,

      Thanks for keeping on and for the excellent question. As you can see the Wolf Princess is expecting double the wolf out as a result of two full moons.

      I checked with the WWs at Lupine Life and found a couple more interesting Blue Moon facts:

      1. The Blue Moon is linked to a famous blue wolf named Asena who appeared on the Blue Moon to save the life of a boy injured in battle. Because he had his arms and legs cut off, she had no choice but to turn him into a werewolf. He was allegedly so grateful that he had a family with her later and their descendants are the werewolves of the Blue Moon.

      2. Werewolves who join the Dyan Clan study ways to use the powers of the double moon. I wrote to the Lupers at Lupine Life to ask for clarification about these powers, but so far no response.

      Until they get back to me, all I can say is it seem there could be be a variety of different reactions among the Lupine kind on the Blue Moon. I guess we’ll see soon enough….

      Seth

      Reply
  2. Raven says

    August 12, 2012 at 10:18 am

    Hai guys

    Reply
    • Matt says

      August 12, 2012 at 1:49 pm

      Rave? What’s up? 🙂

      Reply
    • Seth says

      August 15, 2012 at 12:22 am

      Hail Raven,

      Welcome back! We missed you! What have you been up to?

      Hey did you see that there are new videos on the site? Werewolf videos! I am pretty excited about it. Check them out here:

      http://sethonsurvival.com/survival-videos/my-lupine-life-by-louis-pine

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
      • LOLstigmaLOL says

        August 15, 2012 at 12:39 am

        Yeah! 🙂 it’s good to see you again, Rave!

        Reply
  3. Vampira says

    August 12, 2012 at 5:00 pm

    Uh oh I am a demigod 😯 🙁

    Reply
  4. AlliWolfsbane13 says

    August 12, 2012 at 6:00 pm

    I don’t know who I am, where I am, and how I found a laptop with wifi in the middle of the desert. This is the page the computer was open to, I think that someone might know anything about me and who I am….

    Reply
  5. Avalon says

    August 13, 2012 at 1:40 am

    I’m BAAACCKKK!!!!

    Reply
    • Seth says

      August 15, 2012 at 12:47 am

      Welcome back Avalon, always happy to see you. What news have you? I hope you have been well

      Did you see that there are new videos on the site? Werewolf videos! Check them out here:

      http://sethonsurvival.com/survival-videos/my-lupine-life-by-louis-pine

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
      • Avalon says

        August 15, 2012 at 3:07 am

        I didn’t do much but I did discover something rather weird. There were many reports of corrupted plant life along the East Coast of America, and by corrupted I mean completely messed up. Flowers will either shoot toxic gasses at you or try to devour you! Lily pads will try to drown you and grass will try to bury you alive! The most disturbing are the trees. The trees can throw you to your doom, entangle you in its roots, and everything else I mentioned! I know this because I’ve seen it all! The worst part is that they talk now too. I was scared out of my wits.

        Reply
        • Dazai says

          August 15, 2012 at 10:53 am

          I told you didn’t I? I told you what was going to happen, you didn’t believe me!! You didn’t believe me!!! Hahahahahahahahaha! I told you!!!
          Believe me now?

          Reply
          • Ice says

            August 15, 2012 at 11:04 am

            Ooo the plants are after us, so scary. 🙄

            Reply
            • Dazai says

              August 15, 2012 at 12:09 pm

              Mock us, that will benefit you, I’m sure.
              You have no respect for what we do, I’ll see to it that we release toxin instead of precious oxygen.

              Reply
              • Alex says

                August 15, 2012 at 12:15 pm

                SPAAAACE.

                Reply
              • Ice says

                August 15, 2012 at 12:24 pm

                Go ahead. The worlds going to end anyways.

                Reply
                • LOLstigmaLOL says

                  August 15, 2012 at 4:09 pm

                  Blood. :3

                  Reply
              • Avalon says

                August 15, 2012 at 5:47 pm

                As much as I’d like to heed your “threats” there are still a few holes in them. 1: I can’t prove that it’s you doing this but I doubt it. The energy reminating from them is familiar to me. 2: Their still plants. I could just light a match and solve the problem.
                Oh, by the way, some tulip named Veronica said hi. She said she knew you and missed you.

                Reply
                • Dazai says

                  August 16, 2012 at 1:26 pm

                  1. I mentioned this happening and now suddenly it is, deny my opinion for whatever reason you wish, but it’s not a coincidence.
                  2. We don’t give you oxygen, oxygen won’t feed your fires, therefore we won’t need to care about your fires anyways, and if you burned us all down, you wouldn’t have any plants around to allow you to even breathe!!!
                  3. The only tulip I ever cared for, Derzi, she got trampled by earthlings an hour into observation. One of the main reasons I came here so angry.

                  I’m sorry, that stings. She always wanted to see Earth. 😥
                  She was pure, angerless, never hurt anybody. 😥

                  And now you mock me with false claims from I tulip I don’t know. 😥
                  My tulip is gone!!

                  Reply
                  • Avalon says

                    August 19, 2012 at 2:47 am

                    1. Fine, I’ll bite. You were right.
                    2. I just need to burn the infected ones and plant healthy seeds in their place.
                    3. As sorry as I feel for you, that’s just what I heard. If I were you I’d look into it.

                    Reply
  6. Silvermoon says

    August 13, 2012 at 3:15 pm

    Hello ww!! whats new?

    Reply
  7. AlliWolfsbane13 says

    August 14, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    whats ggoing on? WHO AM I?

    Reply
    • LOLstigmaLOL says

      August 14, 2012 at 12:58 pm

      Hey, Alliwolfsbane. I’m not too sure who you are either, but I promise all of us here will give as much help as possible and help you figure this dilemma out.

      Reply
  8. AlliWolfsbane13 says

    August 14, 2012 at 1:08 pm

    Thank you stigma….. Argh! I need to find water and fast…my canteen that i found in the backpack that was with me when I woke up with no memories.

    Reply
    • LOLstigmaLOL says

      August 14, 2012 at 2:37 pm

      Looks like you’re gonna need to find a stream. If push comes to shove, cut open cactuses and pour their juice into the canteen. It tastes disgusting, but it’ll keep you hydrated.

      Reply
      • Wolf Princess says

        August 15, 2012 at 5:28 pm

        *cue trippy music*

        DRINK CACTUS JUICE! It’ll quench ya! Nothiiing’s quenchier! IT’S THE QUENCHIEST!

        Reply
        • LOLstigmaLOL says

          August 15, 2012 at 7:29 pm

          Lol, commercial for cactus juice.

          Reply
        • Alex says

          August 16, 2012 at 1:36 pm

          Giant mushroom cloud.

          Reply
        • LOLstigmaLOL says

          August 16, 2012 at 1:48 pm

          Now I think it’s time to eat stuff off the walls…

          BLECH! IT TASTES DISGUSTING!!!

          Reply
  9. Alliwolfsbane13 says

    August 14, 2012 at 2:53 pm

    Thanks!!!!! I’ve had no luck for two hours searching for streams, there are plenty of cacti, though. Thanks for the advice. Anyways, I found a journal in my pack, turns out I am a werewolf. Thanks again stigma!’

    Reply
  10. Alliwolfsbane13 says

    August 14, 2012 at 10:05 pm

    Thought so……. Here’s what I found out digging through my journal. I am a werewolf…… Apparently I’m the last direct ancestor of the Greek king Lycaeon (more here: http://yourlupinelife.com/greek-werewolves ) I found this info by following the link written in my journal. Area 51 has been chasing me for a year and a half trying to use my powers to generate an army of werewolf soldiers. This is apparently not the first time I’ve woken up with no memory …… And that’s the story of my life!

    Reply
    • Silvermoon says

      August 14, 2012 at 11:15 pm

      Well that sucks 🙁

      Reply
      • Seth says

        August 15, 2012 at 12:49 am

        Hail Silvermoon,

        You are right about that. It certainly does.

        Seth

        Reply
    • Wolf Princess says

      August 15, 2012 at 5:29 pm

      Hey, I got attacked by Lychaeon and Helix at a summer camp I went to. It was so not cool. They got my head counselor and changed him to one of them.

      Reply
      • Ice says

        August 15, 2012 at 5:33 pm

        Who and who?

        Reply
      • Alex says

        August 15, 2012 at 7:19 pm

        Oh mai

        Reply
      • LOLstigmaLOL says

        August 15, 2012 at 7:19 pm

        Kai is so totally stoned right now! 😛

        Reply
        • Wolf Princess says

          August 16, 2012 at 2:30 pm

          I’m not stoned! I don’t drink or do drugs or anything! I’m serious!

          Reply
          • LOLstigmaLOL says

            August 16, 2012 at 4:58 pm

            I know, I know! I was just teasing. *carries a bundle of cloth*

            Reply
  11. Alliwolfsbane13 says

    August 14, 2012 at 11:17 pm

    I wish I knew where I was…. All I know it’s the worlds largest desert. I don’t know how I even have wifi here!!!

    Reply
    • Avalon says

      August 14, 2012 at 11:19 pm

      You are in The Sahara desert in northern Africa (aka the world’s largest desert). And I think you’re getting wi-fi via a stray signal from a satellite.

      Reply
    • Seth says

      August 15, 2012 at 12:45 am

      Hail Alliwolfsbane13,

      Well you may not remember you but I remember you. I hope that A51 has not been after you again.

      One thing to take heart from is that you are a very strong and courageous survivor. You have gotten through very difficult circumstances before and I have faith that you will be able to do so again.

      Hopefully your memory will return soon. You have come to the right place for that. This site is filled with many of your friends and allies and contains many past posts that you made that may help you to recover some of your memory if you read them.

      Now I know this is going to seem weird being that you are in the middle of the desert but you need to drink as much water as possible as it will very possibly help you to recover your memories.

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  12. LOLstigmaLOL says

    August 15, 2012 at 7:39 pm

    … Wolf Princess? Can we talk? In private?

    Reply
    • Wolf Princess says

      August 16, 2012 at 2:31 pm

      Don’t know how but if you can find a way

      Reply
      • Alex says

        August 16, 2012 at 3:19 pm

        Talk here, I won’t listen… Matt has a mate now anyway :/

        Reply
      • LOLstigmaLOL says

        August 16, 2012 at 5:01 pm

        N-no… I mean… *grabs Wolf Princess by the wrist and pulls her into a room*

        Reply
        • Wolf Princess says

          August 16, 2012 at 7:10 pm

          What do you need?

          Reply
          • LOLstigmaLOL says

            August 16, 2012 at 9:32 pm

            *hugs her tightly* I-I’m sorry. About last night. I’m sorry about me. It’s legitimately disappointing that we’re not together, but now, I just want to be your friend.

            Reply
            • Wolf Princess says

              August 17, 2012 at 9:46 am

              I guess I could accept that…

              Reply
              • LOLstigmaLOL says

                August 17, 2012 at 1:19 pm

                Good. *smile* our time together was good, but now… *grabs your hand and leads you back to Alex*

                … If you think Alex can treat you better, then who am i to question you? 🙂 good luck with the pups.

                Reply
                • LOLstigmaLOL says

                  August 17, 2012 at 1:56 pm

                  *you feel warm blood start to run down onto your hand* …

                  Reply
                  • Wolf Princess says

                    August 17, 2012 at 3:35 pm

                    *pulls my hand away and begins slowly licking the blood off, as I turn back to Alex*

                    Reply
                    • LOLstigmaLOL says

                      August 17, 2012 at 4:09 pm

                      *begins to bleed heavily as I turn away*

                    • Alex says

                      August 17, 2012 at 5:40 pm

                      What happened?

  13. AlliWolfsbane13 says

    August 15, 2012 at 8:23 pm

    Ohmigosh. I just woke up again, an turns out that this desert thing was a simulation devised by A51. I escaped by a hair, thank goodness. My memory is still no good, though. I hope I get back home soon…

    Reply
    • LOLstigmaLOL says

      August 15, 2012 at 8:52 pm

      Maybe they’re the reason for your amnesia (the dark descent)? It would make sense… You would need to forget that they put you in the simulation, so they used memory suppressants… Or the likes. You should slowly start to gain your memories, Ally.

      Reply
    • Ice says

      August 15, 2012 at 9:52 pm

      Hello AliWolfsbane. My name is Ice, and I am experienced at rearrangeing peoples minds. I may be able to help you with your memory problem.

      Reply
    • Avalon says

      August 15, 2012 at 11:19 pm

      Although I have seen some messed up stuff recently, and I should take care of it sooner or later, I know how to postpone it and help you. I’d love to show Area 51 a piece of my mind, not to mention expose their secrets.

      Reply
      • Seth says

        August 17, 2012 at 11:49 pm

        Hail Avalon,

        Thanks for offering to help out another survivor here. What about this messed up stuff you’ve experienced lately? Did it involve a desert?

        Just a note of caution here – it’s a blue moon coming up. It’s not a Supermoon but still, there are rumors of legendary Blue Werewolves and other strangeness. You may need to stock up on blue cheese if you are planning a raid.

        (Just don’t eat it yourself.)

        Seth

        Reply
        • Avalon says

          August 19, 2012 at 2:56 am

          Other than the distorted plants I mentioned, I’m currently tracking a massive beast with so many limbs I couldn’t count them all. I believe its a chimaera with an awful lot of animals mixed into it but I’m not sure. Is there a maximum to species a chimaera can hold?

          P.S: I have also seen some evidence of these Blue Werewolves.

          Reply
    • Seth says

      August 17, 2012 at 11:43 pm

      Hail Aliswolfsbane,

      Hope you’re still surviving out there. What an ingenious trap. A simulated trap – you think you’re trapped when you’re not. Even easier than a silver cage.

      It seems like you already have a lot of good help here. Nobody knows more about memory loss and fragmentation than Stigma. But maybe get some of the fine print on Ice’s mind re-arranging skills. This is the first I’ve heard of them – not sure you want to be his first client.

      (Or wait, was I his first client? Why can’t I remember.)

      Which memory facilities are shot? Short term? Long term? Faces only? Maybe this can help you figure out why they did this. Do you think they returned you to your real previous life? Or do you have any suspicions?

      Thanks for keeping on,

      Seth

      Reply
      • Ice says

        August 18, 2012 at 11:18 pm

        You were my second client. And you can’t remember because….. well let’s leave it at that.

        Reply
  14. Alliwolfsbane13 says

    August 15, 2012 at 11:09 pm

    I would love some help, please!! When I said I wanted to get home safely, I was wishing I knew where I lived. Thanks, Ice!

    Reply
    • Ice says

      August 15, 2012 at 11:27 pm

      Always glad to help. Your somewhere in the area of the area 51 compound? Don’t worry I’ll sniff you out and then see what I can do with your memories.

      Reply
  15. Zap says

    August 16, 2012 at 8:42 pm

    Dear Seth or anyone else,

    Hi, I think my friend is a werewolf! His name is midnight. He acts like a wolf by sniffing, howling even growling. If I bring up wolfs or werewolfs he changes the subject. I found this thing by his house that had his entails clawed into it! I couldn’t get It open because it was padlocked. He also has a notebook he won’t let me see it. Please answer fast because I need help!

    Please answer ASAP!

    Reply
    • Alex says

      August 16, 2012 at 9:56 pm

      Shoot the padlock with a pistol :3

      Reply
    • Ice says

      August 16, 2012 at 10:10 pm

      Leave it. If he trust you he’ll eventually tell you, but prying into his thing will a) make him not trust you and b) make him āngry. No one wants an ångry werewolf on their tails. No pun intended.

      Reply
      • Zap says

        August 16, 2012 at 11:06 pm

        Ok I will to see if he tells me

        Reply
    • Seth says

      August 17, 2012 at 11:55 pm

      Hail Zap,

      It does sound to me a bit like maybe your friend could be a werewolf and a very responsible one at that. It seems like he is using a werewolf containment unit or a as they are sometimes called werewolf cribs. What happens is that a werewolf who is concerned about remaining in control in wolf form decides to lock themselves up when they are in danger of transforming to reduce the possibility of them hurting anyone else while transformed.

      It is as Ice says not a good idea to pry too much into a werewolf’s secrets so just be there for Midnight as a friend to talk to when he needs some one. And trust me most werewolves eventually need a friend. Especially ones who need to crib up, they need a keeper to help them remain safely confined and let them back out again when it is finally safe.

      Have you used the SOS Monstrometer on yourself? You may also be a supernatural being. Supernatural beings like werewolves often have a an affinity for hanging out with other supernatural beings. And supernatural beings are a lot more common than anybody thinks they are. So you may also be one. You should check. Just saying…

      Keep on keeping on being a good friend and keeping on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  16. mrjaffa says

    August 17, 2012 at 9:52 pm

    Dear survivors.
    a few days ago I was sent a letter from a “mysterious group.” Ive been talking to them over the past few days, and have been given an offer that I couldn’t refuse. I am to be a witch assassin. i promise that by the time i come back in three months, i will be the most potent k1ller thats ever lived.
    Goodbye, and blessed be.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      August 17, 2012 at 10:11 pm

      Hail Mr. Jaffa,

      Thanks for the warning, er, for letting us know about this new mission. I look forward to hearing all about it in three months. When I don’t come up on your list and survive to hear about it in three months. If I do happen to appear on your list can you maybe pop by and let me know?

      I’m assuming there is a list. I know you can’t reply. Happy training.

      Survive and Let Survive,

      Seth

      Reply
    • Avalon says

      August 19, 2012 at 2:50 am

      You’ve worked up quite the resume, Jaffa. Just be aware.

      Reply
  17. CyberWolf says

    August 19, 2012 at 12:41 am

    Hey guys, im CyberWolf, (obviusly a cyberwolf, a cyborg/werewolf hybrid. Im basically a robotic werewolf) I was implanted with a robotic werewolf gene at the age of five. But i also have cyborg qualitys, like i can speak binary- 01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100110 01110010 01101001 01100101 01101110 01100100 01110011 00101100 00100000 01101001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01100011 01111001 01100010 01100101 01110010 01110111 01101111 01101100 01100110. but i also have werewolf qualitys, like the strength.

    Reply
    • Ice says

      August 19, 2012 at 1:01 am

      Ahhh a Cyberwolf!! I’ve been waiting to meet one of your kind. Is it true that you only transform when the illuminatis moon base is facing the earth? And your not going to try to assimilate us like the Cybermen are you? Because that may be a problem. For you.

      Reply
      • CyberWolf says

        August 19, 2012 at 1:13 am

        I dont know what a cyberman is, so no. i transform every full moon, but i would suspect it would be different for every cyberwolf. when i transform, My human fake skin kinda dissipates and my robotic skeleton under my human skin grows into werewolf shape. but if you ripped off my fake human skin itd just be a normal robotic skeleton under.

        Reply
      • Wolf Princess says

        August 20, 2012 at 7:01 pm

        Oh, I hope the Cyberwolves don’t try to do what the Cybermen did! I haven’t seen the Doctor recently, so we would have to fix things on our own..

        Reply
        • CyberWolf says

          August 21, 2012 at 1:19 am

          Whats a cyberman? im the only cyberwolf i know of.

          Reply
        • LOLstigmaLOL says

          August 21, 2012 at 1:19 am

          Hey.

          Reply
          • CyberWolf says

            August 21, 2012 at 1:48 am

            Hello. Who might you be?

            Reply
            • LOLstigmaLOL says

              August 21, 2012 at 1:55 am

              I am a hungry SERGAL. And let me say, you sound quite… TAAASTY…

              Reply
              • CyberWolf says

                August 21, 2012 at 1:59 am

                you shant be eating me.

                Reply
                • LOLstigmaLOL says

                  August 21, 2012 at 2:40 am

                  *burp* Too late.

                  Reply
                  • CyberWolf says

                    August 21, 2012 at 3:30 am

                    Trust me mate, youd find it hard to digest 2 tonne of iron and steel.Besides * Skin starts to disappear* you really dont want to try me.

                    Reply
                    • LOLstigmaLOL says

                      August 21, 2012 at 1:03 pm

                      I would, but… *yawn* you look DISGUSTING now. I bet you wouldn’t taste so bad, but… Ew.

                  • mrjaffa says

                    August 22, 2012 at 8:50 am

                    That’s what I thought. Good doggy.

                    Reply
    • Earl says

      August 19, 2012 at 6:14 am

      That’s weird, I don’t remember studying binary, how did I read that?
      Hello Cyberwolf, allow me to attempt some binary, it may be off since I do not speak it much.
      010010000110010101101100011011000110111100100000010000110111100101100010011001010111001001110111011011110110110001100110001011000010000001001001001000000110000101101101001000000100010101100001011100100110110000101110001000000000110100001010.

      (Hope that worked properly).
      Nice to meet you.

      Reply
      • CyberWolf says

        August 19, 2012 at 6:19 am

        Greetings, nice to meet you. 01010000 01100101 01110010 01101000 01100001 01110000 01110011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100011 01111001 01100010 01101111 01110010 01100111 00100000 01110011 01101001 01100100 01100101

        Reply
        • CyberWolf says

          August 19, 2012 at 6:20 am

          Why do my comments have to be moderated each time?

          Reply
          • Silvermoon says

            August 19, 2012 at 5:15 pm

            probably becuase you are speaking in binary or you are new to the site..or have a new name

            Reply
      • Ice says

        August 19, 2012 at 10:39 am

        Hmmmm………… Interesting.

        Reply
        • Silvermoon says

          August 20, 2012 at 8:50 am

          what’s interesting?

          Reply
      • Ice says

        August 20, 2012 at 1:25 pm

        Earl, mind if I examine your memories and do a DNA test on you? Also scan you with the monstrometer? This knowledge of binary is……… Interesting.

        Reply
  18. Earl says

    August 20, 2012 at 2:58 pm

    Of course, lately I’ve been feeling as though I’m not who I believe I am.

    Reply
    • Ice says

      August 20, 2012 at 3:05 pm

      hmm *i put my hands on both sides of your head* well let’s see what’s in your head then.

      Reply
      • Ice says

        August 21, 2012 at 10:54 am

        I now know who you are, and what you are, but I don’t know how you got that way.

        Reply
        • Earl says

          August 21, 2012 at 12:52 pm

          Enlighten me.

          Reply
          • LOLstigmaLOL says

            August 21, 2012 at 1:11 pm

            A dragon… Hello! May I ask to cut off a piece of your tail? And then proceed to eat it?

            Reply
            • Silvermoon says

              August 21, 2012 at 7:35 pm

              stigma……that just seriously messed up 😯 😯 😯

              Reply
              • LOLstigmaLOL says

                August 21, 2012 at 8:21 pm

                Would you like to gve a donation? 😈 😈 😈

                Reply
                • Silvermoon says

                  August 21, 2012 at 8:31 pm

                  no thanks I ain’t no dragon……and i’m not going to give you any other of my body parts…….and no….just cuz I’m a were doesn’t mean i shift…..physically i mean…im an m-shifter(or menatl shifter)

                  Reply
            • The Doctor says

              August 23, 2012 at 2:11 pm

              stiggy you all right?

              Reply
              • LOLstigmaLOL says

                August 23, 2012 at 2:39 pm

                N-no… Yessss. I’m fine, Doc. 😈 I’m fine. But first… Would the doctor like to give a donation? Any meat will do just fine… 😈 😈 😈

                Reply
                • The Doctor says

                  August 23, 2012 at 2:43 pm

                  *Curls back muzzle displaying very shap teeth and growls.* your not stigma who are you?

                  Reply
                  • LOLstigmaLOL says

                    August 23, 2012 at 3:49 pm

                    I-I… *shakes my head* h-hungry… *collapses, squirming*

                    Reply
                    • The Doctor says

                      August 23, 2012 at 5:31 pm

                      come here stiggy. *I wrap my tails around stigma.* they have a healing property to them.

                    • LOLstigmaLOL says

                      August 23, 2012 at 6:03 pm

                      *hisses then backs up* NO! GET AWAY!!!

                    • The Doctor says

                      August 23, 2012 at 6:29 pm

                      fine, but the doctor heals.

                    • LOLstigmaLOL says

                      August 23, 2012 at 7:03 pm

                      *vomits, shaking head* argh…! D-Doc…?

                    • The Doctor says

                      August 23, 2012 at 7:29 pm

                      come on Stiggy I’m here.

                    • LOLstigmaLOL says

                      August 23, 2012 at 7:48 pm

                      Doc… *holds my head* I… I-I… T-the changes are just… *tongue slides out of my mouth and hangs out* n-nnn… *mouth gapes open* HUNGRY!!!!

                    • The Doctor says

                      August 23, 2012 at 7:57 pm

                      cr4p…*I pull my sword* Fine I guess I need to def3nd myself. Nothing against you Stiggy, but this is self-preservation we’re talking about.

                    • LOLstigmaLOL says

                      August 23, 2012 at 8:17 pm

                      *tackles the doctor, wrapping my tail around his neck* GRRRRR! HUNNN… GRYYYY…!!!!!

                    • Ice says

                      August 23, 2012 at 10:48 pm

                      *appears and discharges two shotgun shells into Stigma* umm Doctor? Run For Your Life!!!!

                    • LOLstigmaLOL says

                      August 23, 2012 at 11:36 pm

                      *turns around and screeches at Ice, tackling him, shrugging off the shotgun shells as if it were nothing, and tearing into his throat*

          • Ice says

            August 21, 2012 at 4:00 pm

            Well see there’s a huge mental wall in your mind. If I told you that thing might come down which could cause you to a) remember, b) die, or c) turn into a mental vegetable.

            Reply
            • Earl says

              August 23, 2012 at 3:10 pm

              You have to tell me Ice!!
              And Stigma, yes you can cut off my tail, it will regrow.

              Reply
              • Ice says

                August 23, 2012 at 3:14 pm

                Why does everyone remember Zyboragon? The last time he ceased to exist everyone forgot him. But everyone remembers. Your memories are faked Earl. Incredibly faked but still as phony as tofu. You are Zyboragon.

                Reply
                • The Doctor says

                  August 23, 2012 at 5:36 pm

                  I never forget.

                  Reply
                  • Bebe says

                    August 23, 2012 at 11:11 pm

                    My husband Zyboragon 😯 😯 😯 is Earl ❗ ❗ ❗

                    Reply
                    • Bebe says

                      August 23, 2012 at 11:18 pm

                      Why is Zyboragon gone ❓ ❓ ❓ With out him I’ll fade into nothingness 😥 My children will fade I’ll fade and there will be a hole in the time line…. How ? HOw ? HOW ??? 😥 😥 😥

                    • Earl says

                      August 24, 2012 at 3:06 am

                      Bebe, don’t give up, just try and think about your happiest memories, they’ll keep you going for a while.

                • Earl says

                  August 24, 2012 at 3:04 am

                  Tell me, is this what you truly believe or is it just something that you WANT to believe?
                  I’m not Zyboragon, my memories are real, I grew up with Bebe raising me, Stigma even tried eating me while I was a hatchling. My memories are not fake in the slightest. I am Earl!

                  Reply
                  • Ice says

                    August 24, 2012 at 9:45 am

                    You were made to believe that your Earl! On the other side of the wall in your head is all of Zyboragons memories. Going into Abstracts cave alone, exploding inside of the void, ARC and all the other memories are inside YOUR head! And as for your memories they’re almost seamless, but if they are your memories tell me: what’s Stigmas last name? What was Stigma when he tried to eat you while hatching? And most importantly 100110000101000100100000001110110001?

                    Reply
                    • LOLstigmaLOL says

                      August 24, 2012 at 2:37 pm

                      *hisses at Ice and throws him to the floor, holding him and hissing at his face* HUNGRY!!! *bites onto him, taking out a chunk o his shoulder*

                    • Ice says

                      August 24, 2012 at 3:53 pm

                      *screams in pain and trys to shove stigma off*

  19. The Doctor says

    August 22, 2012 at 2:43 pm

    Hey guys…I’m back. had a change of heart and a nuclear explosion so I’m a whole new Doctor. So down to bussiness…Who asked for the old doctor?

    Reply
    • LOLstigmaLOL says

      August 24, 2012 at 6:19 pm

      *tears into his stomach, biting into his liver hungrily* FOOOOOD!!!!

      Reply
    • Seth says

      August 27, 2012 at 6:00 pm

      Hail The Doctor,

      Welcome Back! Great to see you again. Glad that you are keeping on keeping on.

      What is new with you? There are quite a few new things going on around here.

      Seth

      P.S. Did you by any chance happen to see the new werewolf videos:
      http://sethonsurvival.com/survival-videos/my-lupine-life-by-louis-pine

      I’d be really interested to hear what you think.

      Reply
  20. The Doctor says

    August 22, 2012 at 2:50 pm

    listen guys time is in a wibbly mood so I may not be able to talk for extended periods of time. so if I don’t get to you right away I will eventually.

    Reply
    • Ice says

      August 22, 2012 at 3:11 pm

      Great the Doctor regenerated. We were talking about Cybermen.

      Reply
      • The Doctor says

        August 23, 2012 at 2:07 pm

        why would you talk about such inhuman beasts? this timeline should not contain any of those d3mons.

        Reply
  21. Gabriella says

    August 23, 2012 at 10:40 am

    ^_^ a full moon!…. nnnnnnnnnoooooo! I neeeddd mufffinnns!

    Reply
    • Bebe says

      August 23, 2012 at 11:14 pm

      You need muffins I need blood ….. my fangs hurt 🙁

      Reply
      • Gabriella5917 says

        August 24, 2012 at 2:54 pm

        Need it more

        Reply
  22. LOLstigmaLOL says

    August 24, 2012 at 6:33 pm

    *tears into Ice’s stomach, biting into his liver hungrily, tearing into his sweet viscera*

    Reply
  23. Alex says

    August 24, 2012 at 9:50 pm

    DISPENSAH HERE

    Reply
  24. CyberWolf says

    August 25, 2012 at 1:11 am

    *cyberwolf walks through the forest, wishing he remembered why he was here* I think it was a full moon… I cant remember. I usually don’t. *hearing the distant howling of a wolf, cyberwolf turns sharply.* I’m lucky cybor- * Cyberwolf feels a sharp stinging in his back, and looks down to see a silver, electrified sword sticking through him* agggh- * as he falls, Cyberwolf sees his assassin. He was a boy, no older than 15. He was wearing camouflaged gray cloths, fit so as to not impair movement, and had a jacket of the same colour. Instead of buttons, he had many knives holding the jacket together. His belt had swords and knives strapped to hit and he had a no less than 4 longswords on his back. Cyberwolfs vision started to fade, and he noticed something else on the assassins belt. Hang from his belt, was a single tube of jaffa cakes.

    Reply
    • LOLstigmaLOL says

      August 25, 2012 at 7:52 pm

      Great. Now I can eat him. >:3

      Reply
      • Jaffassassin says

        August 25, 2012 at 9:14 pm

        Go ahead. Itll make it look like a wild animal attack. My training went faster than expected because i already knew alot of the spells and poisons.

        Reply
        • Ice says

          August 25, 2012 at 11:06 pm

          Jaffa what have you become?

          Reply
          • Jaffassassin says

            August 26, 2012 at 12:03 am

            Ive become an wetboy. He was my first contract. a wetboy is like an assassin, in the same way that a kitten is like a lion. Life is empty. Life is worthless. When we take a life, we aren’t taking anything of value. assassins have targets. Wetboys have deaders. Why do we call them deaders? Because when we take a contract, the rest of their short lives is a formality. Relationships are ropes and love is a noose. This is what i have learnt.

            Reply
            • Ice says

              August 26, 2012 at 12:28 am

              I can’t even bring myself to be angry at you, you sad little child. Cross my path again and your short life will end quickly. *disapears*

              Reply
              • Jaffassassin says

                August 26, 2012 at 1:31 am

                You do not worry me creature.

                Reply
            • Bebe says

              August 26, 2012 at 12:42 am

              I have a contract for you…whats the price ??? (whimpers)

              Reply
              • Jaffassassin says

                August 26, 2012 at 1:31 am

                It depends on the contract. Whats the contract?

                Reply
                • Bebe says

                  August 26, 2012 at 1:36 am

                  Well its an easy one…me of couse… 😈

                  Reply
                  • Jaffassassin says

                    August 26, 2012 at 1:38 am

                    Im not going to assassinate you.

                    Reply
                    • Earl says

                      August 26, 2012 at 1:45 am

                      Blood for money eh? The lives you take don’t matter, what they own doesn’t matter, what you achieve doesn’t matter, your possessions don’t matter.
                      It’s funny actually, if you think about all the flaws in your beliefs, you can find several contradictions.

                    • Bebe says

                      August 26, 2012 at 2:02 am

                      Please I’ll pay you anything 😥 without Zyboragon I’ll fade anyway 😥 . Please end my pain….please

                  • Jaffassassin says

                    August 26, 2012 at 5:49 am

                    No Bebe. Relationships are a rope, but love is the noose. Ropes can save people. As for you Earl, I really could not care less. Now if you will excuse me, I have a contract concerning a maid that’s been stealing from her master.

                    Reply
                    • Bebe says

                      August 26, 2012 at 9:38 am

                      (screames in fustration) Why??? Why wont anyone end my suffering? (looks at hands) I’m already transparent….one more day and I’ll be gone…who will take care of Earl??? Please Jaffassassin… 😥 😥 😥

                    • Earl says

                      August 26, 2012 at 12:10 pm

                      Of course you couldn’t care less Jaffa, people like you tend to ignore logic, Bebe, you will find peace, you just need to be strong, I’ll stand beside you until you fade.

                    • Jessy says

                      August 28, 2012 at 12:58 am

                      Aunt B listen to Jaffassassin please don’t leave me alone. 😥
                      Arc and I got seprated and I can’t find him. 😥
                      I’ll look after Earl but don’t fade away please don’t fade. 🙁

                  • Jaffassassin says

                    August 27, 2012 at 5:23 am

                    You act as if I have no morals at all Earl. I don’t k1ll innocents, or k1ll people for stupid reasons. I dont k1ll because i enjoy it, i k1ll because it makes me money. I was rejected from the mages college for possessing battle spell tomes, There isnt any open battle mage positions, and id make a terrible healer. As for who would look after earl, If hes a child and wwould accept it, im happy to take him on as an apprentice.

                    Reply
                    • Earl says

                      August 28, 2012 at 12:00 am

                      You think you can fight it, don’t you understand that you’re going down the path of corruption? Look st yourself, blood money is tainted, you choose not to see that, I’d never apprentice under you.

                    • Seth says

                      September 1, 2012 at 2:13 am

                      Great. Mr. Jaffa has become a cruel assassin for hire. On the plus side he leaves you with delicious biscuity confections. On the minus side, you can’t eat them…

    • Ice says

      August 25, 2012 at 10:20 pm

      *gets up as my body finishes regenerating* well that ain’t good at all.

      Reply
      • Jaffassassin says

        August 26, 2012 at 12:09 am

        *I jingle a coin purse* worked well for me.

        Reply
        • LOLstigmaLOL says

          August 26, 2012 at 12:36 am

          *hisses at jaffa, then jumps into the trees*

          Reply
  25. Agharna Phellan says

    August 26, 2012 at 12:39 am

    -tears a tree out’ve the ground and hurls it into Stigma as I storm into the clearing, my fangs clearly showing-

    Reply
    • Bebe says

      August 26, 2012 at 12:49 am

      (runs after AP with my fangs and claws bared) HOW DARE YOU !!! (screams) Stigma !!! Look out!!!

      Reply
  26. Agharna Phellan says

    August 26, 2012 at 12:52 am

    -simply backhands Bebe-
    I do not have time for your nonsense.

    Reply
    • Earl says

      August 26, 2012 at 12:57 am

      You hit Bebe! I’m going to make you regret that.

      Reply
      • Bebe says

        August 26, 2012 at 1:04 am

        (I fall hitting my head hard on a rock and starts bleeding) OUCH!!! (thud)

        Reply
        • Earl says

          August 26, 2012 at 1:07 am

          Petty rivalries aside, we’ve got a causality!
          Bebe, I will mend you.

          Reply
  27. Agharna Phellan says

    August 26, 2012 at 1:07 am

    -yawns-
    Isn’t that a little cliched? Couldn’t you pick something more interesting to say?
    -makes a basket of catch phrases on paper appear-
    Go ahead. Take a few. My gift.

    Reply
    • Earl says

      August 26, 2012 at 1:12 am

      Cliche but true, it matters not the way something is said, but ones ability to deliver said message, this is what you should be judging.

      Reply
  28. Agharna Phellan says

    August 26, 2012 at 1:10 am

    -pulls out my ringing cell phone-
    Umm… I kinda have to take this… Just give me a minute.
    -turns and opens phone, sits down and starts floating as I talk-

    Reply
    • Earl says

      August 26, 2012 at 1:16 am

      By all means, I need to take care of Bebe anyways, but this isn’t over.

      Reply
    • Bebe says

      August 26, 2012 at 1:18 am

      (gets up ) thank you Earl…(glares at AP) I think I need an AP meal…

      Reply
      • Earl says

        August 26, 2012 at 1:21 am

        Don’t bother Bebe, there’s always Karma, he’ll get what’s coming to him, let’s see if we can get you patched up and healthy again.

        Reply
  29. Agharna Phellan says

    August 26, 2012 at 1:16 am

    IM ON THE PHONE!!!! Geez, the nerve of some people. Yeah, I’m here. Oh, so my proposal was rejected, eh?
    -crushes the phone-
    Call ya back later.

    Reply
    • Bebe says

      August 26, 2012 at 1:20 am

      (smiles)well that was …giggle Your a disgrace to all…AP

      Reply
  30. Agharna Phellan says

    August 26, 2012 at 1:20 am

    Well, I hope you’re happy. I just lost my chance to act alongside Bruce Campbell in the next £vil D€@d movie. Besides, I don’t have time for shananigans with you two. I’m going to go fetch a soul, thanks.

    Reply
    • Bebe says

      August 26, 2012 at 1:24 am

      Earl lets go..AP is sick again …

      Reply
    • Seth says

      September 1, 2012 at 2:20 am

      Hail A.P.

      I just noticed this. So sorry to hear about your lost contract. Have you considered a supernatural talent agent?

      Seth

      Reply
  31. Agharna Phellan says

    August 26, 2012 at 1:24 am

    Wow, real positivity, Bebe. I must say, you’ve grown a lot older since the past time I saw you. Is the Botox not working the wonders that it used to?

    Reply
    • Earl says

      August 26, 2012 at 1:29 am

      First off, it’s natural that they didn’t want you in that movie, you would need a thing called talent, I know that’s a big word for you to learn so I recommend you practice saying it.

      Reply
    • Bebe says

      August 26, 2012 at 1:30 am

      (laughs)you need glasses….I’m as young as ever.. giggle

      Reply
  32. Agharna Phellan says

    August 26, 2012 at 1:31 am

    Talent. I think I’ve got it. Here’s a list of words which you are:
    Obnoxious, pretentious, tedious, menotonous, annoying.

    Reply
    • Earl says

      August 26, 2012 at 1:33 am

      I’m sorry but I don’t believe that giving me characteristics that clearly define you is considered a talent.

      Reply
    • Bebe says

      August 26, 2012 at 1:40 am

      Blah blah blah (yawns) let go Earl AP is not only sick but his ego is taking up to much room…

      Reply
  33. Agharna Phellan says

    August 26, 2012 at 1:38 am

    Okay. I’m just going to go itsla my istwras. Cya

    Reply
    • Earl says

      August 26, 2012 at 1:40 am

      Good day sir.

      Reply
      • Bebe says

        August 26, 2012 at 1:44 am

        (puts hand on Earl and we vanish)

        Reply
  34. Agharna Phellan says

    August 26, 2012 at 1:47 am

    -vanishes as well-

    Reply
  35. Gabriella5917 says

    August 26, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    – Sits Hungrily Alone – NEED FOOD….. Life needs Food…. And a Werewolf like Will Die With no food…. At All….

    Reply
  36. Gabriella5917 says

    August 26, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    … Is someone watching me other than the area 51?!?

    Reply
    • Seth says

      August 27, 2012 at 6:30 pm

      Hail Gabriella5917,

      Welcome to the site! Always glad to meet a new were-friend.

      As to who other than A51 may be watching you I cannot say for certain but what I can say for certain is that werewolves have a lot of enemies and that you need to be careful and watchful because there are any number of groups organizations and individuals that may be watching you with less than benevolent intent.

      Have you noticed any suspicious activity that leads you to be leave that you may be being surveilled? Any new “neighbours”? Someone following you? A duct-cleaning van cleaning the ducts of the house across the street for a whole week?

      In any case please be careful and be watchful. Your survival is important.

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
      • Gabriella5917 says

        August 28, 2012 at 1:07 pm

        Well A New Neighbour 26 Blocks Down…. A Van 16/14 Blocks Down and On the other paw I Transform at My Backyard (Super large!) So my neighbour might of seen me or my.. other neighbour And my Room Where i hide 34 muffins (i ate 26 of em!) So… Any Idea?

        Reply
  37. Alex says

    August 27, 2012 at 3:38 pm

    I’m done here bye might check up from time to time

    Reply
    • Seth says

      August 27, 2012 at 4:53 pm

      ALEX!!!! What am I going to do without you?!?

      Oh the dog days. How I hate them. No matter how hard you try to stay cool, things get overheated. Keep your eyes open for Alex, survivors maybe send him a spare spell if you’ve got one.

      Reply
  38. Werewolf13 says

    August 27, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    I got a result of 91.53% werewolf. I think it may be from my fathers side of the family. I am worried about what I should do since I recently hit XX years old. I have many Symptoms that I have noticed before but just pushed aside now I realize how serious it is. Anyone have any tips on how to live as a deleted text werewolf?

    {Edited by Seth: As per the SOS posting rules please don’t post any personal information like your full real name, age or what city or town you live in. This rule is for your own safety as your survival is very important.}

    Reply
    • Gabriella5917 says

      August 28, 2012 at 2:04 pm

      ( Trying to be like Seth)

      Hail Werewolf13!,

      Do Your Dad Shows Any Weird Behaviour?, Can You Point Out Your Symptoms? I Can point out mine! Hair, Wild , Anger , Skill. HAWS.

      Yours and Alway
      ★ Gabriella 5917 ★

      ( Good report Hehe )

      Reply
      • Werewolf13 says

        August 31, 2012 at 4:13 pm

        Wow thank you for replying Gabriella5917! My dad does have several of your symptoms as well as I. The full moon is tonight so I will be extra careful. Thanks again it means a lot!

        Reply
    • Silvermoon says

      August 28, 2012 at 8:05 pm

      Welcome to Seth On Survival(AKA SOS) Werewolf13! pleased to meet you,my name is Silvermoon,and you can also find me on Yourlupinelife.com and my nickname is Werewolf4life! Have a great muffin filled day!!

      Reply
      • Werewolf13 says

        August 31, 2012 at 4:18 pm

        Thank you silvermoon for your kindness! And may the luck of the wolves be with you on tonights full moon. 🙂

        Reply
        • Silvermoon says

          August 31, 2012 at 6:10 pm

          🙂 your very welcome werewolf13!! and i donèt need as much luck as you will if you’re a physical shifter(physically changing into the form of a wolf)i’m only a mental shifter(when your mind takes on the mindset of a wolf leaving only a shred left of your humanity)

          Reply
          • Werewolf13 says

            August 31, 2012 at 9:33 pm

            We will find the outcome soon Silvermoon.

            Reply
            • Silvermoon says

              September 1, 2012 at 9:10 am

              im sorry but i don’t belive i understand your sentance

              Reply
              • Werewolf13 says

                September 1, 2012 at 11:13 am

                Well I wasn’t completely sure of what type of phaser I was. But last night revealed phisical… And now I have a headache 🙁

                Reply
                • Silvermoon says

                  September 1, 2012 at 11:17 am

                  Consider yourself lucky because a physical shift is very rare. And that seriously bites that you have a headache..

                  Reply
              • Werewolf13 says

                September 1, 2012 at 11:39 am

                I hope you don’t mind if I ask but what are some symptoms of mental shifting? I am still a little shakey on this stuff and I am wondering if it is possible I am a MS I was too overwhelmed last night to focus on details

                Reply
                • Silvermoon says

                  September 1, 2012 at 12:32 pm

                  Don’t worry I don’t mind at all! The symptoms are very similar to a physical shifting except you don’t physically transform,you still have control over your body. Silver doesn’t hurt(unless you have a metal allergy) it actually stengthens you a little,during the nights of the full moon you feel urges to run in the forest,urges to eat loads of muffins,urges to howl,growling at people you do not like,stronger senses,and wolf-like instincts. Oh and the ability to easily run on all fours(hands and feet,knees do not count)

                  Reply
                  • Seth says

                    September 1, 2012 at 5:21 pm

                    Hail Silvermoon,

                    Thanks for keeping on during the Blue Moon and helping out another survivor. Very interesting to know about you mental shifters. Me, I found a spot with true blue moonlight and bottled some of it. Now I just have to figure out how to use it….

                    I think I may have spotted Midnight’s cousin but I’m still looking into some marks that were left on a tree.

                    I better send out the Survivor of the Month but first, can I just ask one question. If you don’t transform fully as a mental shifter, how do you protect yourself? Without the teeth? And the fur? Do you have some compensatory mental powers?

                    Thanks for keeping on.

                    Seth

                    Reply
                  • Werewolf13 says

                    September 1, 2012 at 5:50 pm

                    Wow thanks for helping me clear that up! That sounds much more similar to my situation. The problem was I still felt pain as it happened. Is that normal??? If not I might have some probelms…

                    Reply
                    • Silvermoon says

                      September 1, 2012 at 6:39 pm

                      To Seth,I can’t protect myself in any way like that,but go now I don’t need to because when I do m-shift I just stay in my house. And to you Werewolf13 it can sometimes,it will feel as though you might actually shift but as far as I’ve heard you never do,unless you’ve found some way to do so…and p.s Seth I’m not entirely sure what you could do with bottled blue moonlight,I guess you could probably maybe bring it to a witch and ask them to make a potion out of it,or you could keep it as a shelf decoration until you find out how to use it

    • Gabriella5917 says

      August 29, 2012 at 6:38 am

      And Im Gabriella5917! Nice to meat you… Will You make a Donate To The WWH? The Werewolf Hospital? AKA ME!!!!…. im not crazy yet… NOW I AM!! LET ME JAB U!!!

      Reply
      • Seth says

        August 29, 2012 at 5:33 pm

        Hail Gabriella5916,

        Er thanks for checking into SOS. Glad to hear of your efforts to promote WW survival. We’re all about survival here and as you may know, I’m a big supporter of the Wereamps. In fact my theme song is called Wheelchair Werewolf. And there’s definitely a big need for a certified werewolf hospital. However I’m a little leery of this whole jabbing business. Please no jabbing. Are you short of patients or something?

        Seth

        Reply
        • Gabriella5917 says

          August 30, 2012 at 9:03 am

          Well I care for sick or hurt WWs and my self hard work dude hard work… And is a full moon so I’m gettin lotsa Meat! It’s no prob helpin em and my friends so i’m out for meat and muffins thank you!

          Reply
          • Seth says

            September 29, 2012 at 8:19 pm

            Hail Gabriella,

            I hope that you are keeping on out there. I’m very glad to know you survived the Blue Moon 99.98% intact. As you probably know, it’s the Harvest Moon today and there appear to be a LOT of injured werewolves on the site. Which is strange because the Harvest Moon is normally very peaceful. Anyway, if you are still in the werewolf hospital business, Evranth’s friend is dying from a silver shot wound. You can read about his condition here. Can you send a were-ambulance ASAP?

            Are you currently experiencing a lot of hospital admissions?

            Thanks in advance for your survival advice,

            Seth

            Reply
  39. Jaffassassin says

    August 28, 2012 at 1:16 am

    ugh, no new contracts today. anyone got some.

    Reply
    • Silvermoon says

      August 28, 2012 at 9:33 pm

      no dude…..

      Reply
  40. Silvermoon says

    August 29, 2012 at 9:49 am

    Who’s excited for the full moon coming up??

    Reply
    • Seth says

      August 29, 2012 at 11:17 pm

      Hail Silvermoon,

      Thanks for checking in. I’m pretty excited because the werewolves at yourlupinelife.com just told me about the Blue Moon contest. If I tell them what I know about Blue Moon werewolves and I could win a prize.

      This could be my chance to win an iTunes card for once. Unfortunately, I don’t know anything about Blue Werewolves yet. Well, except what they told me. So Graham and I are going on a big stake-out. We just have to figure out where is the best place to find an actual Blue Werewolf. Any ideas?

      Seth

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      • Silvermoon says

        August 29, 2012 at 7:35 pm

        I have no idea where to find them,but you could ask ww who haven’t shifted yet and ask them if they are genetic,bitten or cursed and if they are genetic then you could ask if you could study their family family tree for ww and interview the ww!! I hope you win!

        Reply
        • Werewolf13 says

          September 2, 2012 at 1:58 pm

          Thank you once again for all your help Silvermoon! Life makes A LOT more sense now because of you. Treat yourself to a warm muffin 😉 ( PS this is a reply to the last thing you wrote because it wouldn’t let me reply to that one)

          Reply
          • Silvermoon says

            September 8, 2012 at 11:29 am

            your very welcome!! 🙂 ___
            ( )
            | |
            —– It’s an e-muffin!!

            Reply
  41. Bebe says

    August 31, 2012 at 9:11 am

    2nd full moon this month a blue moon…. As part dragon I feel It’s pull as a vampire I’m looking forward to the hunt…. My fangs are restless and the cravings are intense… Everyone better stay in doors tonight because there’s more than warewolves hunting tonight……. 😈

    Reply
  42. Gabriella5917 says

    August 31, 2012 at 2:39 pm

    I Hardly Remember ANYTHING!!!! 99% Moon Yesterday 100% Today… Better Stay inside Or My Memory is DEAD 🙁

    Reply
    • Alliwolfsbane13 says

      August 31, 2012 at 11:26 pm

      Aughhhhh don’t feel good!!!! Memories flowing into my head…. What did I do…. A51! Vetty… Wyverns…I let him down. Barrel of a gun… Handcuffs… Blank.

      Reply
  43. Silvermoon says

    August 31, 2012 at 8:52 pm

    I have a really odd feverish desire to see the moon….any of you ww out there experience that before??if so can you please give me an explanation as to why I feel this way?

    Reply
    • Werewolf13 says

      August 31, 2012 at 9:37 pm

      I have been feeling the same Silvermoon. It is a symptom some can experience if they have part WW soul. It means you are close to turning point. Get ready Silvermoon and keep some muffins close by 😉

      Reply
      • Silvermoon says

        September 1, 2012 at 9:12 am

        well thats just great……i felt as if i would actually turn into a wolf…but nope….just a m-shift

        Reply
  44. Raven says

    August 31, 2012 at 11:23 pm

    Hair guys. Sorry I haven’t been on. So here’s the Raven update
    I am a WereChimeraHybrid. I can separate into any animal in the Chimera Mix. I also have a Demonic Telepathic Stage in which I can possess and (if its not blocked) read your mind.I also can become an angel vampire werewolf mix (I think you get it) I hope you’ve all been alright and enjoyed your summers… I’m hoping to… change. Ive become more crazy than ever… urghhh CURSE YOU MOON! I have to get on more often…

    Reply
  45. Alliwolfsbane13 says

    August 31, 2012 at 11:41 pm

    Head….. Bursting… Fur… Tail… UNLIMITED POWER OF THE SECOND MOON!!!!

    Reply
    • The Doctor says

      September 2, 2012 at 3:13 pm

      watch it I can change everything in the blink of an eye.

      Reply
  46. Alliwolfsbane13 says

    August 31, 2012 at 11:43 pm

    PLEASE!!!! LET ME GOafjysljkjh SPIRIT OF THE WOLF KING…. POWER….SO INTENSE

    Reply
  47. Gabriella5917 says

    September 1, 2012 at 12:21 pm

    The Full Blue moon Was….. AWESOMELY AWESOME! Dont Remember Getting a Scratch… I Remember A Flash! Pretty light! oh and The Moon looks Mesmerizing And Pretty last night…. Did i Say it Was Mesmerizing and pretty?

    Reply
  48. Raven says

    September 1, 2012 at 1:38 pm

    Raven: Id like to introduce you to my chimera form.
    Luna: Hallo! I’m Luna, the wolf. I’m very happy… most of the times.
    Moonstrong: Greetings. I am the powerful and wise Moonstrong. -bows head instinctively-
    Nala: I’m the Lion. Nothing more.
    Rikki: Hai. I’m the Ram.
    Alana : and I’m the totally cewl and partying Snake! I’m an awesome gal!! MINECRAFT FOR LIFE!!

    Reply
    • Bebe says

      September 3, 2012 at 10:15 am

      Raven and company love the new form….. 🙂 ….GIggle

      Reply
  49. Jaffassassin says

    September 8, 2012 at 4:41 am

    *A shadow whirls across the battlefield, leaving a trail of mantis-men corpses in its wake. Stopping for a few seconds, crouched, the shadow breathed the words* “It feels good to fight for a good cause again, not just for money.”

    Reply
  50. Bebe says

    September 8, 2012 at 10:29 am

    I got an odd letter friday stating that the time has come ❓ ❓ ❓ What the H*ll does that mean ❓ The letter goes on to say that I among others have been chosen as a candidated to receive an award…

    What award could I possible of won I don’t remember doing anyting warranting an award ❓ A car will pick me and my husband up from home and drop us off at the Sergal estate. There’s to be a banquet and entertainment before the award ceremony.

    I don’t know if I should go sounds suspicous to me ❗ Has anyone else received a letter ❓

    Reply
    • Jaffassassin says

      September 8, 2012 at 12:10 pm

      I dont know, usually when you get a letter it means trouble. And I remember a sergal wanting to eat cyber wolf. If you wish, I could accompany you as a bodyguard.

      Reply
      • Zyboragon says

        September 8, 2012 at 12:37 pm

        As much as I appreciate you wanting to help my wife jaffa, I will be at her side through the event, it is fishy and I’m sure it’s just another crazy trap, no need to put other survivors in danger for things we already know are going to happen. (I haven’t burned a place to the ground in a long time, very excited).

        If you feel the need to tag along, feel free, but me nor Bebe would ask another survivor to be put in danger.

        Reply
        • Jaffassassin says

          September 8, 2012 at 8:43 pm

          I think ill be going on the night, but you probably wont see me. Im interested to see what a sergal is.

          Reply
          • Zyboragon says

            September 8, 2012 at 10:43 pm

            Not to be offensive, you have a very strong smell Jaffa, I could find you in the dark in the void.

            Reply
            • Jaffassassin says

              September 9, 2012 at 2:55 am

              Well then ill mask it with magic.

              Reply
              • Bebe says

                September 9, 2012 at 4:52 pm

                Use a musky sented oil….like Chi it smells great and masculin…giggle

                Reply
        • Bebe says

          September 9, 2012 at 1:57 am

          Oh come on me…trouble never….gigle

          Reply
      • Zyboragon says

        September 8, 2012 at 12:37 pm

        As much as I appreciate you wanting to help my wife, jaffa, I will be at her side through the event, it is fishy and I’m sure it’s just another crazy trap, no need to put other survivors in danger for things we already know are going to happen. (I haven’t burned a place to the ground in a long time, very excited).

        If you feel the need to tag along, feel free, but me nor Bebe would ask another survivor to be put in danger.

        Reply
        • LOLstigmaLOL says

          September 8, 2012 at 9:27 pm

          So you two are coming, right?

          Reply
          • Zyboragon says

            September 8, 2012 at 10:40 pm

            Wouldn’t miss it for the world. 😈

            Reply
            • Ice says

              September 8, 2012 at 11:28 pm

              ……….. Interesting.

              Reply
          • Bebe says

            September 9, 2012 at 2:00 am

            You know me…I have to go…a lady always answers an invite… 🙂 giggle

            Reply
      • The Doctor says

        September 9, 2012 at 11:53 am

        I picked up a letter…I didn’t get to read it though…it got dark…and cold…

        Reply
        • Bebe says

          September 9, 2012 at 5:03 pm

          It’s an award Dinner …. Black tie, Zyboragon is back and taking me….giggle…. 🙂

          Reply
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