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1. Contrary to popular opinion, werewolves and vampires can be friends under the right circumstances. So ask yourself, are these the right circumstances? If the answer is no and you are a vampire or you are with a vampire? Time to run.
2. Silver. Real silver: bullets and accessories. A silver chain makes a nice belt and werewolf lead. NOTE: if it’s not real silver, it will just turn him green. A green werewolf is even more dangerous than one that is not green.
3. Look werewolf directly in the eye and growl in your best pack-leader voice, “SIT!” WARNING – This tip from Hollywood Dog Trainer Cesar Milan is controversial, indeed completely unsubstantiated. If your voice is not firm enough in the heat of werewolf battle, there is the risk you will just make him madder.
4. Got a muffin on you? Get it out, fast. Nothing makes a werewolf happier than a warm, fluffy muffin. Be prepared, download my proven fluffy anti-lycan muffin recipe.
5. If you have been or suspect that you have been bitten by a werewolf despite taking all precautionary measures, then you need 10 gallons of colloidal silver water *STAT*. I would advise that you make your own, it’s just cheaper. All you need is a battery, silver wire, a piece of real silverware or jewelry, and a gallon of water.
If you don’t have time to make your own colloidal silver water, gather up all the silverware in the house and toss it into a hot tub. Soak your whole body – not just the bite – in the tub for one hour. This should be long enough for the silver ions to penetrate your epidermis.
6. If you can’t beat them – survive. When you get out of the tub, contact the other survivors at SOS for more advice. Life as a werewolf can actually be pretty good!
~~~ If The Werewolf Is YOU! ~~~
However if this is a bitten case, acquired lycanthropy will generally manifest by the next full moon or within a maximum of 28 days, according to the stages outlined below. Your first transformation is a very dangerous time – most new werewolves will not survive. So don’t be caught unprepared, read the advice and comments below.
In Stage II you will recover from this “cold” very very quickly and the bite mark will heal too. There is debate about whether it heals completely or leaves a telltale scar or “mark.” Maybe it depends to some extent on the size of the bite, this is unknown. If it does leave a mark, this is rumoured to serve as a sign to others re: pack affiliation. During this phase you will be almost supernaturally resistant to the cold, tempted to go outside without a coat or even a shirt. This is also not advisable. Especially if you are a girl. I’m just saying. You may have a sudden and inexplicable urge to run everywhere and yet never tire on arrival. You may try to lift heavy things for no other reason than to see if you can. Your sense of smell and hearing becomes acute - you may find you are able to identify people by odor or the sound of their footsteps even in very crowded rooms. Stage II should last another five days, again depending on the phase of the moon.
Stage III is the stage everyone thinks of when it comes to werewolves. The nails grow. And grow and grow. Did I mention that they grow? The hair grows too. The voice changes to a growl. And then there’s the anger! Being a werewolf is angry business. Even formally good-tempered beings find it impossible to not react when the flow of adrenaline-fueled anger begins coursing through their veins and their human side tries to rationalize it by pinning the reason on somebody else. So it’s very important during stage three to remind yourself that it’s NOT actually that #$%-ing clerk or that *&*^#& teacher or even that little brother – okay maybe it is that little brother – but NO! It’s just your body adapting to the increased adrenaline load that comes with becoming a werewolf. This stage lasts until the full moon.
Stage IV, full moon fever. Regardless of how you got it, inherited or acquired, the final phase and your first transformation begins the day before the full moon. Don’t remain stuck in denial. Get to work building that secure werewolf crib, complete with silver bars on the windows, a lock on the door and a stash of muffins on the bed. Actually scratch the muffins. I have since learned the muffins work on werewolves in human form. For the full moon, it’s all about the meat! As much as you can fit under the bed. No time to build a crib? There are reports of werewolves renting moving trucks and box cars and driving into the middle of the desert. Of course you’ll need a friend you can trust to lock you in!
And read on! There’s lots more advice, stories and tips below from other werewolves like you!
For more specific info about different kinds of werewolves, visit YourLupineLife.com.
You can also download a free app for iPhone, iPod Touch and iPad made especially for werewolves called Lupine Life made by my friends over at YourLupine Life.com, It will help you find out what kind of moon you were born under and what type of werewolf you might be. It also has a handy full moon tracker that let’s you find the phase of the moon for any date over a 200 year range.
Finally if you are interested in werewolves you will want to watch Survivor Louis Pine’s video series chronicalling his Lupine Life: “My Lupine Life” By Louis Pine
Its a matter of time before I transform so,
* Vampire is controling me everytime I transform..
* Hospital under threat
* Foxy has ate all the rice… Noo!
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Beast,how can u save people from thing in the dark when u are one all u will most likely do is become a thing in the dark and hurt people.
Great point but i really think i can do some good as a werewolf but i don’t know wat a werewolf is like because i never met one in person
So you’re wanting to become something you know little about?? That’s just plain reckless, do you know how dangerous that is? You might kiII someone or worse.
i do know about them i just never met one in person face to face
Well that may change I can try to find you if you want in my dreams I am a white grey and black wolf mostly white
if you can than that would be interesting
I sense something terrible brewing relevant to this topic.
As soon as I master a full transformation I will come find you but won’t do any biting there is a no bite policy
What is your motive for becoming a werewolf? If its about issues concerning school, family , or anything at all, being a werewolf won’t help you one bit, it will only make things worse. Period.
it about doing something with my life making a difference in this world
And what’s stopping you from doing that now?
i am a weak worthless human wat could i possibly do
Well how could being a werewolf change that? How could that help you get anywhere?
Precisely the answer I expected.
Humans are actually one of the most capable beings I’ve ever seen, you’re not the first human that has felt worthless, many have appeared here with the same exact hope that you have, those that have succeeded in becoming something else have mostly regretted it.
There once was a man that wanted to protect his family, so he strived to become something else, when he succeeded, his family only saw a monster, they attempted to kiII him, eventually kiIIing themselves because of the pain it brought them.
What’s to stop that from happening again?
could you please tell how i can make difference i want to know
By trying. Making a difference is a simple as taking five minutes from your day to help someone else. Volunteer at a homeless shelter, do something for your community. The fact that you have the ability to live a normal life is actually a blessing.
Yeh I wish I was a normal human if my mom found out I was a ww I would have to run away and then since I don’t know how to half shift I would have to have rustpelt help me
your right i will stay human but i have alway wondered what is like could you shed some light on what it is like
Will real silver keep u from transforming for a while reply asap because I might be out when the full moon is up
For ur sake lets hope u dont
It would take a lot of silver
At what time at night do u transform please I’m worried
Will someone please just answer this I need to know
It matters only on the werewolf we all change at different times
Anyone wanna talk? How have your phases been?
I’d talk but I don’t have to deal with these phases so I don’t think I’m welcome to converse here.
You are welcome to speak wherever you would like! How have you been?
I guess I’m alright, how about yourself?
I have been ok, tired, but ok.
Sounds like me, I’m always tired anymore.
Then again, being woken up from my slumber didn’t help that.
Go get some rest Z. You need it.
Actually no, I really don’t.
Ok then. Oh, and by the way, have you ever heard of an odd legend that has to do with broken daggers?
Not sure. Do tell.
I’m afraid I can’t tell you much, I am unsure of it myself. I just know it has something to do with old lycanthrope hunters and some sort of dark magic. It has been coming up a lot in my life recently and I was just trying to figure out the puzzle.
Well I don’t remember anything but I didn’t hurt anyone
That’s good!
But I’m sore
I am sorry about that:( You get used to it after awhile.
Hey I’m always dreaming about being a werewolf and it say I’m a werewolf am I realy
Hey I’m always dreaming about being a werewolf and it say I’m a werewolf am I realy
help meeee!!!
Try the monstrometer app
Hi I’m devorah what’s the problem
My brother broke my laptop and I’m ready to kill someone.
I’m a werewolf and I can’t control my anger I always lash out!