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Vampires: You May Be Dealing With A Vampire

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Probably the biggest threat posed by the preternaturally hot modern Vampires is the threat to your ego.

I’m talking about the damaging cycle of self-doubt you experience trying to date one. Don’t I smell good enough for her? What if she reads my thoughts right now when I’m thinking about picking my nose? Why is she acting like she just wants to just suck me dry? Can’t she see how eternally fascinating I could be?

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But hey that’s just me. I’m a man on the rebound so maybe my perspective is a little skewed.  If dating a vampire isn’t YOUR ultimate survival fantasy then you are advised to:

1. Beware their sexy hypnotic gaze – avoid eye contact!

2. Beware their sexy hypnotic bodies – don’t look!

3. Beware their sexy hypnotic voices – don’t listen!

4. Beware their sexy hypnotic marriage proposals. Think of how long FOREVER means to a vampire!

Failed on #1 – 4? CONGRATULATIONS. Lucky! Have fun but please try to recall all those safer sex tips from health class because your Vampire lover’s 19th Century high school curriculum DEFINITELY missed out on that part.

~~~IF YOU ARE A VAMPIRE~~~

Congratulations! Many consider vampires the penultimate survivors! Eternal life AND good looks – what more could you ask for? Socially acceptable nourishment needs? Look no further! On November 7, a team of scientists led by vampire Dr. Mick Bhatia discovered how to turn skin cells into blood cells just by manipulating a few proteins. No more snacking on squirrels and purse puppies! A fully viable liquid food source for ethical vampires may be mere moments away. (See it here at http://sethonsurvival.com/survival-news/vampire-researchers-make-blood-from-human-skin)

Of course there are still a few things to remain aware of as a vampire. Sunlight for one. The *we sparkle in sunlight!* campaign appears to be flaming out. While the sparklers had a good run, the facts are that while some younger and part vampires do in fact sparkle, the majority of older and full vampires still go up in flames when exposed to direct sunlight without magical or technological intervention. This is about more than sunscreen. If  you’re thinking of going vampire and you don’t have your own Day Walker ring yet, it’s time to invest. Finding a certified Day Walker ring is even more important than finding a vampire willing to change you. Don’t even consider one without the other. Valuable information about these rings is found in the comments below. Meanwhile vampire engineers and architects work overtime to design safer sun-proof vehicles and buildings.

Finally, let’s talk about your vampire thrall. Vampires need to be very careful (and considerate) when they are turning on the thrall power.  I’m not just talking about dating etiquette here. Aiming your hypnotic eye mojo on some poor mortal sucker might seem like a great way to get free blood and donuts but the consequences can be devastating for both parties. Thrall-sick love slaves who are repeatedly denied your dark gift will eventually go insane 99.99% of the time. And who do you think they turn on first? So please. If you can’t control it yet, keep your tractor beam behind protective sunglasses, even at night.

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    • Oooooh u don’t want it although it gives u strength and whatnot it will change how u live (not for me though) however if u learn to control your bloodlust then u can lead a normal I’m still biting off skin to get to my blood I know that’s not what your supposed to do but that’s what I do saves anyone from being hurt

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    • How I became one is just a few nights ago soone in my family’s window opened (when everyone was asleep) right after that I fell asleep and I woke up and felt tired but later that night I was hyper I felt hungry I tried food didn’t work water helped slightly cut my finger (by accident) drunk a wee bit and felt better. Also my friend and I are both vampires and were afraid of our friend he doesn’t know he’s a werewolf but we suspect that he is, he is just soo werewolf like it’s very strange

      Josh J 🙂

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      • Hail Josh,

        Thanks for your frankly freaky SOS report. SOS has three supernatural survival rules, moderated by me personally and admittedly imperfectly. One, no real names, ages, or precise locations on the site. This applies to all of us, including me. Two, no nihilist anti-survivalism or morbid fatalism. Survivors keep on keeping on. And three, er…your survival is my survival!

        Seth

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        • I’ve been wondering. I can move my shoulder blades about (I can crawl very well) does this relate to my vampirism

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          • Hail Josh,

            Thanks for your observation. While the symptom you describe is associated with a number of supernatural conditions, ranging from draconianism to angelicism to garden variety therianthropy, the fact that you are a confirmed vampire is obviously highly suspicious. While most vampires never grow wings or transform into bats, there are some who can/do both on occasion. Should you happen to be one of these angelic – or demonic types (depending on your point of view in regards to fallen angels) count yourself lucky and begin spelunking for an awesome cave hang out. I recommend one of those ice caves in Antarctica but hey that’s just me.

            And long may you keep on keeping on,

            Seth

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  4. Hey guys, just updating… Ive been gone a while, like a year… Ill tell whats been up on the Werewolves page tomorrow. 😉

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  6. It’s me again I tested my friend H. She is a freaking DEMIGODDESS!!!!! Maybe she is the goddess of fashion and pink and sparkles and pandas 🙂

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  8. By the way, Azrael, what kind of being are you? And I didn’t mean for that to come off as rude. Sorry in advance.

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  10. Hey just found out I’m half vampire kinda excited kinda freaked out!! I have an undeniable thirst for blood but only sometimes. Since in only half vampire blood isn’t a necessity. I love the dark & hate the day. My fangs are extremely sharp. But I do have one question….what can I do to prevent myself from hurting those of whom I care about?
    Any help would be greatly appreciated!!

    P.S.-my name Akantha means thorn

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    • Best way to prevent it is to cut yourself off from them unfortunately but maybe if you can figure out a way to keep the thirst under control you can actually lead a normal life

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    • Perhaps I should speak to you undead-to-half undead. What I suggest? Go to the market, get as much pig blood as you can, and then store it in a mini-fridge. It won’t taste as good as fresh, but it’ll satisfy that hunger.

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    • Yeah hatters advice isn’t alway completely sound so please try and do what the reaper said then if that doesn’t work then do what the hatter said as well as getting a job at a hospital

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    • I would Chesire but I’m kind of different from other vampires. They don’t sell pig blood where I live plus I’ve actually tried it before & it’s very fattening. Plus how do I get used to feeding off of animals when I’ve only fed off of humans? I’ve accidentally fed of some friends in the middle of school.

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      • I understand that you enjoy human blood but just try to only drink animal blood for about 21 days and if you still want to drink human blood ask before you snack please,

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            • Obviously you’re not all there either. Unless a vampire lives in seclusion and must feed on an alternative, they will not. The lust for human blood is too great for any vampire and telling a vampire not to drink human blood is like telling a child not to fill up on sweets before dinner is served.

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    • Also, I wish you would hear me out, Akantha… Or at the very least acknowledge my existence. I did try to apologize…

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      • I’m sorry Agharna I wrote a message for you must it must not have posted. I’m terribly sorry. -looks down at my toes & walks off-

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              • O-M-G uncle J! It’s been like, well, forever 😐
                I can’t wait to tell Mother! How have you been? How are you enjoying this new “phone” thing?

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                • I’m ok Hecate and I’m actually pretty ok with the whole phone thing and what did I say about calling me uncle J please call me what my title is it’s embarrassing being called uncle J

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              • I won’t I promise I won’t ever leave again -smiles while hugging Agharna & rests my head on his shoulder-

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                    • What sorcery is this!?
                      Teehee, get it? Cause I’m Hecate and you’re a magic kitty 😆

                    • Sorry Hecate but no one from this world other than me and Cheshire are allowed in wonderland because you need a connection to the place to get there and since we are documented as having belonged there we can go there when ever we want but unfortunately you can’t it’s just one of the wonderland rules

                    • *eyes become clouded and pure white, scarlet hair gaining an almost luminescent quality to it*
                      We shall see about that… 👿
                      To think one would deny passage to us, abhorrent, such a thing. All roads lead to Hecate and Hecate shall walk where she pleases.
                      *eyes go back to normal as does hair, the red dye now gone leaving her hair a normal ginger. She inspects her hair*
                      What happened, what did I say?

                    • “Just a childish notion of ability nothing more” – Janus roman god of choices, doorways, beginnings, transitions, the year, and median between the humans and mercury said unsure of the truth of the statement he had spoken.

                    • Okay as long as I’m not spouting something about the apocalypse, that was not a good week, especially for the Egyptians, Crone rest their souls.
                      Janus lets go make some random doors into portals~
                      Just think of the look on someone’s face when walk into Asgard 😆

                    • Well after I took on the title “hatter” I started a therapy business in Toronto where I talk to supernaturally confused or distressed creatures I believe that the best way you can help with that is to start your own branch of my network in fact anyone who needs to contact me that is on this site and is reading this should email the reaper and he will contact me with your supernatural issue his email address is thereaperstips@gmail.com oh and the reaper would very much like for you to subscribe to and comment on his site thereaperstips.wordpress.com thank you

                    • Sorry I must have it forwarded to me through the reaper because he is the only person on the site who knows my email other than me please send the reaper an email detailing what has happened to you the subject being “forward to hatter”

                    • *Studio audience goes awwww.* ALL HAIL THE NEW KING AND QUEEN OF WHATEVER A.P IS IN CHARGE OF! -Ancient Spartan warriors raise their shields and cheer-

                    • Well, you were single at the time and so did I, you were mysterious, you seemed to have an upbeat friendly personality and you were drop de@d gorgeous.

                    • Well, you were single at the time and so was I, you were mysterious, you seemed to have a friendly personality and you were gorgeous. In short, you are interesting as a person.

                    • Well, you were single at the time and so was I, you had an air of mystery about you, you seemed to have a friendly personality and you were gorgeous. In short, you are interesting as a person.

                    • Aww -blushes badly- (ignore that last comment my stupid wifi went out so it didn’t load your comment so I didn’t see it before it was too late)

                    • -he smiled-
                      My only regret in this life after de@th is that I can’t relive every moment of it with you. :3

                    • Haha yeah but you’ll always have me -smiles. Kisses her finger tips, places them on your lips then turns around & walks off-

                    • -the shapeshifter smiled and took his wolf form, immediately giving chase-

                    • -laughs- how funny that we’re both shapeshifters -takes wolf form & keeps running. Howls-

                    • -tries skidding to a stop as well, but trips over my self and flips over onto my back, looking up at you-

                    • -shakes her fur & wags her tail. She stands up just to lay back down nest to Agharna-

                    • *accidently lights AP on fire when bursting in on his little canoodling session with Akantha then runs of embarrassed*

                    • *roasts marshmallows on a stick above the burning wolf/AP*
                      I have never felt more satisfied…

                    • Hecate can you check my backpack for some chocolate and graham crackers? I feel like this is a perfect fire for s’mores

                    • -he licked her muzzle and wagged his tail, causing her tail to wag as well-

                    • Good god you two are enough to make me wish I had stayed dëãd. So much happiness I think I’m going to start vomiting rainbows

                    • Akantha, perhaps we should find another place to speak considering the recent attempts at attention grabbing made by the jealous among us…

                    • I’m not jealous in fact I happen to be in a very happy and strong realationship, your realationship however is based off the fact that you were single at the time

                    • Firstly, that is not the only reason that Akantha and I are in a relationship. Secondly, I’m happy for you that you are in a relationship that will last. Thirdly, all relationships technically begin when one is single unless one is polygamous which I certainly am not. And finally, if you aren’t jealous, why do you persist on pestering us? If you don’t want to read it, start a conversation on another page. You don’t have to continuously bother us, I promise.

                    • I don’t. I’m a pessimist. I honestly think love in general is a sham. But then again I’ve only had bad experiences so what do I know? Go back to canoodling, I’ll just fade away again.

                    • Mutt is right, love is a scam. But I actually think it’s beautiful. Of course, I’m a romantic at heart, and an emo for real.

                    • *makes joke about how Thanatos & Cupid look a like then does hat trick*

                    • That would be Eros, I look like Eros. 🙄 Also, A.P. If I wanted to make you feel bad for me, I’d go into great detail about working with Noah of Ark…

                    • Oh no I made the worlds easiest mistake I confused the male version of the physical embodiment of love for the male version of the physical embodiment of love, what will I do mr.reaper *sarcastically cries*

                    • Oh I was talking to Mutt, Reaper. I actually like you. You’re not an egotistical jerk.

                    • That’s really the best you’ve got? Man have you lost your ability to annoy AP. Really I expect better from you.

                    • There is a difference Hatter, Eros was the first of the Cupid species, Cupid are totally different in appearance due to years of Valentines Day worship, causing them to deform into cute little cherubs with wings only slightly like mine, and the mad god of Love.

                    • Reaper, Cupid with a capital C was originally singular and another name for Eros. And actual cherubs don’t look anything even remotely like winged babies. They have a head like a lion, six feathered wings with eyes on the feathers, and clawed hands. All surrounded by a vastly bright golden aura.

                    • Two forms, same God. I know the Greco/Roman pantheon. I’m a minor part of it, Cupid is plural for a group of beings that came AFTER Eros. And you forget the first rule of Deityship, they believe it, it’s real. The bigger the following, the stronger the god. That is why most of the gods, such as Perun, the thunder deity of Slovak culture, has disappeared. You, on the other hand, don’t need worshipers. You were created before the universe. Therefore, you don’t need it. Now, other gods like say… Pan, or Thor, or Mannanan Mac Lir, and myself. We all require many many worshippers to have a semblance of our power from our glory days. That’s why I was put into the reaper corps after the end of the Roman empire. Us Greco/Romans are gaining power once again thanks to our soon to be new Olympian, Rick Riordan. He has caused us Egyptian and Greco/Roman deities slightly more followers. And as I already stated,if you believe it, it’s real. Camp Half-Blood was created. And… OH MY GOD THERE IS A SQUIRREL ON A TORCH OUTSIDE A MEXICAN RESTAURANT! 😮

                    • -holds on tightly to Agharna- can’t y’all please just get used to Agharna & I being together? Please?

                    • Gurl, I am totes used to it. Y’all’s like, the best couple since Paris and Helen. No, not the ones from Trojan war, my neighbors.

                    • As a Lord of winter, I never liked the south, too warm. How do people breathe at 90 degrees with 70% humidity

                    • Okay, uh… I’d like to retract my Southern accent from my comment… Because now I can see how that could be viewed as insulting to you Akantha… Uh, that wasn’t supposed meant that way. and uh, so very sorry. Also, A.P., I’m from America as well.

                    • Apology excepted reaper cuz I still would have taken it as an insult & -laughs- Agharna I’m from North America but I’m from the south like Georgia & Florida & such

                    • And reaper, a lot of the other “gods” are actually eldar like me. Myself, Odin, Andrastre, and Morrigan are the most powerful. Some others are Arrawn, Scathach and Aoife, Tyr, Loki, Freyja and Freyr, Huitzilopotchli, Ashlain, Bragi, all the tuatha, Cernnunos, Anubis, various North American spirits, and many, many, many others.

                    • At least two of those are actually, Vampyr. Not Eldar, I have a list. Morrigan, Aoife, Scathatch, are Vampyr. And as for the Native American spirits, I know Coyote, Raven, and the World Turtle. None of those are Eldar, and much like your little Norse Pantheon, if there is one Eldar god, the rest of the Pantheon is likely Eldar. So, unless your out of touch, like the rest of your broken Pantheons, then chances are you need to write down a few of them. You know, like us Olympians. Heck, we have so many gods we NEED a list. We have Muses, and tons of others. IRRELEVANT ULFANGR! Also, that Squirrel I was talking about earlier… Has been chasing me for three blocks…

                    • You insert yourself into more conversations than Charles Foster Kane, Fenrir. And, I’m sorry. It wasn’t meant to be insulting but American English is a very ‘slanged’ version of Proper English. And Southern English is like if people were dissatisfied with how few slangs there were and decided to make more with their own version of English. I’m not trying to be insulting, I’m just English.

                    • Vampirism and Eldar blood, aren’t mutually exclusive. And I’ll be much more than relevant in not too long reaper.

                      And this is my last post on this thread ap

                    • *snickers quietly but then shuts up remembering something* Oh yeah Akantha dont mess with a werewolf who will get EXTREMELY angry (bipolar too) cause i just might tear you apart and feed you to my dog who will eat anything i give her (not a tiny pathetic dog but a boxer with a bear tail

              • *Koff* *Koff* A.P. I know you think I’m not egotistical jerk, but uh.. I still have standards. And Ulfangr is not even on my radar. He’s even further below than the Hatter and his Guardians.

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                • They both annoy me and don’t meet my criteria of respectable. It’s like an old war veteran that no matter what argument comes up, they have to remind you that they fought in a war.

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                    • Grandpa, did you eat all the cheeseburger hot pockets again?
                      I was in ‘Nam!

                    • Interestingly enough I hate hot pockets and have never been to “Nam”. Food for thought.

                    • Hail Your Muttliness,

                      I won’t bring up the war if you answer the daywalker ring question. Are you still in the business? Or do you know who might be?

                      This survivor needs to know here… (wait for me to link…)

                      Thanks for checking in and keeping on.

                      Seth

                • That’s my intent reaper. I appear weak right now, but not for much longer, more and more are calling on the power. And each one weakens the chain that binds.

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                • I have awakened the others, we are coming now…

                  And at least we aren’t arrogant enough to do as you have done. We are no better than anyone else, we have simply learned more.

                  Out of the blue sky come,
                  Out of the strong sea come,
                  Out of the sleeping earth come,
                  Awake, Awake for the time has come,
                  Time to finish what was begun,
                  Time to break the Lord of dark,
                  Our blades tear out his very heart,
                  Let all bounds assundered be,
                  By the light’s power hearken to me,

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                  • So much for “Last post on this thread A.P. really though, you aren’t even a major part of Norse Myth. I’d suggest calling someone bigger in the norse world like I don’t know… A viking? At least they appear in more than Six Eddas. 🙄

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                • Hmm? And I had 4 posts in the works with a clever comparison, however due to moderation I feel as if I have to walk on egg shells when choosing my words.

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                • Oh so your saying I’m barely a threat well guess what you can’t find any human documentation of the guardians, (sorry for late reply I just remembered this was here)you on the other hand are a/the reaper and if you were to do a comparison between yourself and the urban dictionary definition of “the Grimm reaper” you would find that all the details would match up on both: rides pale horse, known as the fourth horseman of the apolcolypse, robed skeletal figure armed with scythe, identifies with Thanatos, and even when I give details about you that almost always are correct you say they are false then prove them truths

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  16. I feel bad for this generation if the concept of vampires has escaped it’s grasp. I turned many humans into thralls back in days past in the land you mortals now refer to as ‘England’. I am to England what Dracula is to Transylvania.

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    • So which one of the English kinds then AP? There were Celtic and Germanic groups. The Celtic included Morrigan’s children, the Baobhan sidhe, the Cucubuths, and a few others like Dearge Due. The Saxons brought with them stories of the blodrem vaettir. And the Norman conquest brought Frankish Falkirim.

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      • The group previous to vampirism was the Druids and I wasn’t part of any large group of vampires in that time. I bit people and they became my slaves. I was a manor owner and I’d call people to my castle and bite them. I’m part of the reason vampires were able to spread to America via Europe.

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        • The Druids are shapechangers, I know the remaining ones quite well. If you were one, then you should know the Nematon groves are active again. I ruled the De Dannan empire for eons.

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      • I even had a chance to rule the Earth back in my pagan days. Not many people around… There was no one God that dictated actions… I had members of my group from far away places that I could have sent back to their homes and had legions of slaves and an empire, however, I didn’t want the trouble. People tend to forget over time those who could have dictated all life on this planet. Alexander the Great with Mesopotamia, Julius Caesar and Rome, Napoleon and France, Queen Elizabeth and England. And me, before all others with a palace in England and a city being built in the heart of Africa which became known as Great Zimbabwe. Nobody to govern life but the old gods and I. However, ancient history is best to remain ancient history.

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        • I even had a chance to rule the Earth back in my pagan days. Not many people around… There was no one God that commanded actions… I had members of my group from far away places that I could have sent back to their homes and had legions of followers and an empire, however, I didn’t want the trouble. People tend to forget over time those who could have controlled all life on this planet. Alexander the Great with Mesopotamia, Julius Caesar and Rome, Napoleon and France, Queen Elizabeth and England. And me, before all others with a palace in England and a city being built in the heart of Africa which became known as Great Zimbabwe. Nobody to govern life but the old gods and I. However, ancient history is best to remain ancient history.

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    • Hail Survivor Alex,

      I am quite fine thank you for asking. I am particularly pleased about the site surviving to 4 million lives saved and particularly pleased that you have been here with me for almost all of it.

      Thanks for your awesomeness over the years.

      How are you?

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

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    • Penelope what the Cheshire Cat did you do? I know those are real police and for a cat you have very bad lying skills btw *does hat trick leaving you to fend for yourself*

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        • I don’t like that game and plus you were literally a reapers weapon used for taking the soul from a body *picks you up and literally kicks you to Vancouver* have a nice trip

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      • Umm actually Hecate after RB took a leave of absence his cat-top/scythe changed her ownership until his return I have had Penelope all weekend and I know exactly where she is

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    • …your little love a month ago wad higly disturbing to sone of us young’uns i am from california but i speak as if im from utah or arizona some even think texas. Ohhhh waaait i have relatives in utah and arizona the ones in utah basically own utah cause theres so many Reaper there was some person probably on a deathlist on urs or something named Ed Barlow..yeah that was my great uncle

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  24. I have a friend who says shes a vampire and i think she already has a thrall who is a bit of a stupid kid but he shouldnt be cause hes asian and asians are USUALLY smart but i know why hes a bit stupid cause hes her thrall

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  25. well I guess I can post here now since I know the truth. I am a Turned vampire. I found out about my Sire. In a past life and I guess now currently do to my Sire, I was and am of the family Dracule (today called Dracula) I was turned in this life by one of that family. So i guess i am of that Family once more. I am young by Vampire standards in this life. and am fully now acccepting what i am though sometimes it is hard to do. I hope to speak to other Vampires here or hybrids.

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  26. 😳 Hi seth my name is Adisa I need to know how do I become a full vampire because I became a vampire by inherted it from my ancenstors.

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  27. Hey what has everyone been up to? My friends are being very evasive and a conversation not involving too much arguing cuddling or smack talk would be nice.

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    • Hello, Diane. How are you doing? A few things have been happening around here but not much to extricably significant.

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  28. I am a vampyre fledgling and i need help. My wings are growing in and i need help. And my fangs arent coming and i am close to XX and need help

    Edited by Seth: For your safety please do not post your email, age, birthday (or year of birth), full real name or location (country or state is okay but city or town is too specific) on the site. Your survival is important!

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  29. Can anyone help me please? I do not have my training fangs yet or my wings and i am a full vampyre with a day walker necklace. Please help.

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  30. Thank you reaper but i would like to know which side of the family did this come from and i have another question. How do you tell if its a guy vampire.

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  31. Vampires, also known as Methusala are peculiar indeed many forms exist from weak to strong breed.

    Dhampir- They are the half breeds, able to eat human food and drink blood. Their scent is attractive to methusala, it is said to smell like sweet honey to them.

    Fledgling- The newly formed vampire. They have the strongest hunger of any kind, as their bodies are still fine tuning to the changes. They can have some of the stronger strength averages among vampires.

    Night stalkers- They are the seasoned hunters, already in tune with their ability of hypnosis, matter manipulation, shape shifting and most known abilities. Beware for they cast no shadow.

    Count- Elder vampires who manage to live for millennia, these are the blood suckers of legend. They are weak to sunlight and are for some unknown reason allergic to one of the most common spices in the world, garlic, they hate the stuff. Their completely mastered all vampiric abilities and also can rather easily lift 25 tons of force and mass. But be wary they have a very simple weakness, they cannot deny nannies, if you say please may I be allowed to live they are obligated to oblige.

    Crusnik- The kin slayer, executioner, immortal of immortals, these creatures are amongthe most dangerous of the breeds. They are vampires who hunt down and eat other vampires, over time, these vampires steadily grow in strength by absorbing the strength of their prey and their own kind. The older the more dangerous. I encountered one crusnik in my lifetime, his name was Alucard, he killed Vladimus Draculia the 3rd also known as Vlad the Impaler on a pike and drank him dry. That was no easy task mind you. We faced for three days, neither giving way until he was drained of strength from lack of blood and so I let him go. Crusniks are fierce warriors, possessing greater speed and strength the more time they live.

    Vladimus Draculia the 3rd- Legendary vampire who was the ruler of Romania long ago, he was better known as Vlad the Impaler considering that he would line his enemies on pikes to act as an example. He has felled millions, and millions. His reign only ended when a young Crusnik defeated him in battle, but not through skill but by sheer luck, no methusala has ever been feared as much as the dragon of Romania, earning him the title king of the vampires.

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    • Correction: Vladimir tepes dracula the 3rd Also known as vlad the Impaler AKA the great oath, and it would be spears not pikes, he was decommissioned by a revolting government but is rumoured to have returned as Rescently as 1994. Oh and only you and kurogane use the word methusala, the more common names in fact being homo vampirous and homo sanguineous.

      Did I mention you have the logical mind of an adlet? An adlet being a vampiric variation of lycanthrope, speaking of lycanthrope which is a mixture between two greek words that make lycanthrope translate as wolf man in fact the first official mention of lycanthropic nature being a Greek story copied by every single last person influenced by Greeks including indirectly the Norse and pagan both of which connect to Fenrir who was NOT the inventor of werewolves please stop saying he is wait only he says that. Btw there is only 1 official kind of vampire and that is the one of legend not to confuse with dhampirs or fledglings who are both between the worlds of humans and vampires in a close to irreversible way only completely irreversible in the case of the dhampir

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  34. Hello. I’ve recently discovered that I might be a vampire. My best friend is also one and he is helping me through this since I have yet to get my fangs. I would appreciate it if anyone would reply! ^w^
    Thanks,
    Raven.

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  35. Hello. I have recently discovered that I am a vampire, but I have yet to get my fangs. My best friend is also a vampire and he is helping me with this. I would greatly appreciate it if some creature would give me advice on the matter of my fangs.
    Thanks,
    Raven.

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    • It’ll be just like growing new teeth. Gum ache, a bit tender in the are they’re growing. Nothing out of the ordinary, apart from maybe the fact they’ll be twice as long and sharp as normal canine teeth. Good luck, and, please don’t bite me, I’ve got enough on my hands as it is! (See comments below)

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  36. Seth! Loads of people in my school keep turning really pale. 🙁 It started off just one but now half the school is going pale. And now someone in my class has gone white! What do I do?!! ❓ ❓

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  37. Thanks for the advice, but I really need a way that both allows me to stay alive, and stay in the country. Though almost three quarters of the school have turned. Definatly keeping a stake and LED light on hand. Faking being ill tomorrow.

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    • Well this would be where I tell you not to attack anyone and do a bit of a checklist of all possible survival techniques and then do a speech about how vampirism is a branch of humanity involving words like sanguineous and vampirus. But let’s skip that and tell you to act like nothing is happening and wait to see what happens using standard anti vampire techniques and don’t use holy relics those work as well against vampires as salt against a banshee

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    • Hail The Protected,

      Thanks for keeping on. Evil twins will remain a threat as long as there are alternate dimension and name misspellings. I don’t need to remind you, three times is all it takes. Please type carefully.

      And keep on keeping on,

      Seth

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    • Indeed it is, Protected. I love doing magick. Especially if it does good for my friends and family. ^w^ do you know any spells? If so, how many? I’m not trying to be rude. Sorry if I seem like I am.

      -Raven

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      • You misunderstand me Raven. This is magik without spell craft. The answer actuall lies in quantum physics. Two atoms can sometimes be found in the same place. This means that there are a number of alternate realities. This means that if you truly believe something, it shall travel from another reality into this one. This is why you sometimes put your coffe down and it disspears:someone from another reality is believing they have a cup of coffee. Therefore the key to non-verbal magik is not knowing the limits. This is how magicians such as Dynamo work.

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    • Hail Calista,

      Thanks for your SOS message and congrats on your Halloween survival. I wish to assure you personally, this is real. All the individual beings who post on SOS are real, including me. That’s why for the protection of everyone involved, we all survive under assumed names.

      If you wish to be a part of the SOS community and chat about your supernatural survival, please ensure that you too, never divulge your real name, age or location.

      Long may you keep on keeping on,

      Seth

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  44. Thank you Seth. How do you tell if someone else is a vampire without doing this test. Some vampires are shy so how can you tell. Also when do vampires get their full fangs and wings? Thanks again!!

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    • Hail Calista,

      Thanks for your SOS report. I just want to endorse the excellent advice of AP below. His suggestion of a mirror trap is sound – if your friend has fully turned. Of course the mirrors must be true mirrors, the old-fashioned kind with the real silver backing or it won’t work as vampire reflections do in fact appear on shiny surfaces just like a humans. Only holy water and true silver mirrors should be used to set a mirror trap. Also if your friend has already turned full vamp you will need to be sneaky about your trap as she will be on the lookout…

      Survivors may have suggestions for how to set an effective mirror trap. I’ll look into the archives.

      Seth

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  45. Greetings, Survivors! I’m back. Sorry about being gone so long. Much has happened to me, but I am still in one piece, thank the gods. The Vampire Princess is still my mentor/mistress. Very happy about that indeed. I do apologize for being gone so long.

    -Raven

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  46. I have a few questions as this came up while I was on vacation. A friend of mine who I was visiting, said she can really sence me as a Vampire. I do know off and on I see black wings on me. I hear Vampires cannot say turn into Bats? Or shapeshift? hey if I am some vampiric bat changer that would be kind of nice.. anyway what can this mean? I am affected by sunlight in ways. it is by Light in general. can someone help me say an experienced vampire?

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  47. As a fairy the concept of vampires are amusing and frightening. A blood substitute for vampires that’s good
    Doesn’t mean I’m ever going to trust them.

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    • Hail lady of the Fae.
      My people have long been friends with the fairies. I even know some of the Fae Hounds (Cu Sidhe) since I’m involved in the Wild Hunt.

      There Are many Clans of them I’m an Ulf so mostly all I know is about K*lling them. Still certain clans can be useful but no they’re never really trustworthy.

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      • *crinkles nose* they smell funny no that’s not right it’s the lack of smell that’s freaky and it’s there _I can make you do anything stare _ oh and how they enthral there humans . Holy crackers vampires freak me out.

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  48. Seth, just out of curiosity, have you ever had the opportunity to personally interview a vampire? If not are you open to doing so?

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  49. I think I’m turning vampire. I once, bled and they were two drops of blood on the ground. I wanted to taste a bit just to see what it tasted like, and I loved it, I just sucked the two drops of blood entirely. Also, I have pointy teeth and I run pretty fast, but my skin isn’t that pale though, just a bit. But if I am turning vampire, I know that I love werewolves 🙂

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  50. )()(\\\\\–>HELP<–/////)()(

    Only a couple of years ago, I discovered I was a vampire… Fun. Anyways, every since around 3rd grade, I've had daydreams about cannabalism like any normal little girl. (Fun story, I remember threatening to kill a boy in my grade) So basically, lately I haven't been able to get it off my mind, I can't stop thinking about it. Is this normal? Thanks!

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