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Vampires: You May Be Dealing With A Vampire

October 7, 2011 By Seth 6,653 Comments

Probably the biggest threat posed by the preternaturally hot modern Vampires is the threat to your ego.

I’m talking about the damaging cycle of self-doubt you experience trying to date one. Don’t I smell good enough for her? What if she reads my thoughts right now when I’m thinking about picking my nose? Why is she acting like she just wants to just suck me dry? Can’t she see how eternally fascinating I could be?

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But hey that’s just me. I’m a man on the rebound so maybe my perspective is a little skewed.  If dating a vampire isn’t YOUR ultimate survival fantasy then you are advised to:

1. Beware their sexy hypnotic gaze – avoid eye contact!

2. Beware their sexy hypnotic bodies – don’t look!

3. Beware their sexy hypnotic voices – don’t listen!

4. Beware their sexy hypnotic marriage proposals. Think of how long FOREVER means to a vampire!

Failed on #1 – 4? CONGRATULATIONS. Lucky! Have fun but please try to recall all those safer sex tips from health class because your Vampire lover’s 19th Century high school curriculum DEFINITELY missed out on that part.

~~~IF YOU ARE A VAMPIRE~~~

Congratulations! Many consider vampires the penultimate survivors! Eternal life AND good looks – what more could you ask for? Socially acceptable nourishment needs? Look no further! On November 7, a team of scientists led by vampire Dr. Mick Bhatia discovered how to turn skin cells into blood cells just by manipulating a few proteins. No more snacking on squirrels and purse puppies! A fully viable liquid food source for ethical vampires may be mere moments away. (See it here at http://sethonsurvival.com/survival-news/vampire-researchers-make-blood-from-human-skin)

Of course there are still a few things to remain aware of as a vampire. Sunlight for one. The *we sparkle in sunlight!* campaign appears to be flaming out. While the sparklers had a good run, the facts are that while some younger and part vampires do in fact sparkle, the majority of older and full vampires still go up in flames when exposed to direct sunlight without magical or technological intervention. This is about more than sunscreen. If  you’re thinking of going vampire and you don’t have your own Day Walker ring yet, it’s time to invest. Finding a certified Day Walker ring is even more important than finding a vampire willing to change you. Don’t even consider one without the other. Valuable information about these rings is found in the comments below. Meanwhile vampire engineers and architects work overtime to design safer sun-proof vehicles and buildings.

Finally, let’s talk about your vampire thrall. Vampires need to be very careful (and considerate) when they are turning on the thrall power.  I’m not just talking about dating etiquette here. Aiming your hypnotic eye mojo on some poor mortal sucker might seem like a great way to get free blood and donuts but the consequences can be devastating for both parties. Thrall-sick love slaves who are repeatedly denied your dark gift will eventually go insane 99.99% of the time. And who do you think they turn on first? So please. If you can’t control it yet, keep your tractor beam behind protective sunglasses, even at night.

by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com

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  1. Rainstorm says

    January 11, 2014 at 11:33 pm

    I AM GOING TO GET BIT.

    Reply
    • Vanessa says

      January 11, 2014 at 11:35 pm

      Just wanted a little snack, here puppy! Come here!

      Reply
    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

      January 11, 2014 at 11:40 pm

      Well, how about I even the odds

      Reply
      • Vanessa says

        January 11, 2014 at 11:43 pm

        What are you? I’m a picky eater, and I like to know where my blood comes from.

        Reply
        • Fenrir Ulfangr says

          January 15, 2014 at 5:13 pm

          I child am Fenris Ulfr, my blood would be poison to you, for it is from my blood the lycan were made.

          Reply
          • Fenrir Ulfangr says

            January 15, 2014 at 5:17 pm

            Sworn enemy of the Morrigan

            Reply
    • Josh says

      March 30, 2015 at 6:57 pm

      Oooooh u don’t want it although it gives u strength and whatnot it will change how u live (not for me though) however if u learn to control your bloodlust then u can lead a normal I’m still biting off skin to get to my blood I know that’s not what your supposed to do but that’s what I do saves anyone from being hurt

      Reply
    • Josh says

      March 30, 2015 at 7:03 pm

      How I became one is just a few nights ago soone in my family’s window opened (when everyone was asleep) right after that I fell asleep and I woke up and felt tired but later that night I was hyper I felt hungry I tried food didn’t work water helped slightly cut my finger (by accident) drunk a wee bit and felt better. Also my friend and I are both vampires and were afraid of our friend he doesn’t know he’s a werewolf but we suspect that he is, he is just soo werewolf like it’s very strange

      Josh J 🙂

      Reply
      • Seth says

        April 5, 2015 at 7:06 pm

        Hail Josh,

        Thanks for your frankly freaky SOS report. SOS has three supernatural survival rules, moderated by me personally and admittedly imperfectly. One, no real names, ages, or precise locations on the site. This applies to all of us, including me. Two, no nihilist anti-survivalism or morbid fatalism. Survivors keep on keeping on. And three, er…your survival is my survival!

        Seth

        Reply
        • Josh says

          June 5, 2015 at 6:51 pm

          I’ve been wondering. I can move my shoulder blades about (I can crawl very well) does this relate to my vampirism

          Reply
          • Seth says

            June 8, 2015 at 1:26 am

            Hail Josh,

            Thanks for your observation. While the symptom you describe is associated with a number of supernatural conditions, ranging from draconianism to angelicism to garden variety therianthropy, the fact that you are a confirmed vampire is obviously highly suspicious. While most vampires never grow wings or transform into bats, there are some who can/do both on occasion. Should you happen to be one of these angelic – or demonic types (depending on your point of view in regards to fallen angels) count yourself lucky and begin spelunking for an awesome cave hang out. I recommend one of those ice caves in Antarctica but hey that’s just me.

            And long may you keep on keeping on,

            Seth

            Reply
            • Josh says

              June 10, 2015 at 7:13 pm

              Thanks very much!

              Reply
  2. WereVamp Draco says

    January 14, 2014 at 9:31 pm

    I need help as you can see in my name I’m werewolf dragon and vampire

    Reply
    • Lilith says

      January 15, 2014 at 3:54 pm

      I see… Can you please go into detail with your condition? I can help you with the vampire and dragon aspects, none know them like I. However, I’d refer you to talk to Fenrir about the werewolf part, I’ve personally never much associated with them.

      Reply
      • Fenrir Ulfangr says

        January 15, 2014 at 5:14 pm

        I heard my name, So here I am

        Reply
        • Scarlett Lupa says

          January 16, 2014 at 7:01 am

          You really can’t hear it cause it’s typed and not spoken out so yeah little correction right there….

          Reply
          • Fenrir Ulfangr says

            January 16, 2014 at 10:56 pm

            she spoke it too ask her, she did.

            Reply
            • Scarlett Lupa says

              January 17, 2014 at 6:51 am

              That makes me have an idea…. 😈 ….

              Reply
  3. Scarlett Lupa says

    January 16, 2014 at 5:03 pm

    Ughhh I haven’t been on lately but then again it’s a bit boring….nothing seems to be going on….

    Reply
    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

      January 16, 2014 at 10:58 pm

      Yep really something has to happen.

      Reply
  4. Rainstorm says

    January 16, 2014 at 10:02 pm

    Hey guys, just updating… Ive been gone a while, like a year… Ill tell whats been up on the Werewolves page tomorrow. 😉

    Reply
  5. Tahya says

    February 8, 2014 at 2:54 pm

    How do u know ur a vampire? 🙄 😥

    Reply
    • The Reaper says

      February 8, 2014 at 3:02 pm

      Do you have pale skin fangs and an unquenchable thirst for blood?

      Reply
    • Diana Eleanora says

      February 10, 2014 at 10:14 pm

      Well first of all are you more active at night or during the day?

      Reply
  6. Diana Eleanora says

    February 10, 2014 at 6:13 pm

    It’s me again I tested my friend H. She is a freaking DEMIGODDESS!!!!! Maybe she is the goddess of fashion and pink and sparkles and pandas 🙂

    Reply
  7. Diana Eleanora says

    February 10, 2014 at 6:18 pm

    Seth, how rare are demigoddesses?

    Reply
    • Azrael the Unfallen says

      February 10, 2014 at 6:23 pm

      About as rare as Goddesses themselves. So, not very rare.

      Reply
      • Diana Eleanora says

        February 10, 2014 at 10:17 pm

        Is your name Seth?

        P.S. My friends parents are completely mortal but they were kind of old when she was born so maybe a god or goddess got involved.

        Reply
        • Eris says

          February 10, 2014 at 10:30 pm

          Hahahaha, honey, you’re talking to chaos incarnate. But I am no Goddess, there’s no such thing, these beings revered by humans are not ‘Gods’ by any means.

          Reply
        • Azrael the Unfallen says

          February 10, 2014 at 10:41 pm

          There is only one true god, but the pagans are quite powerful. Not as powerful as the one true. But equal in power to archangels.

          Reply
          • Mr. Mutt says

            February 10, 2014 at 11:22 pm

            Yes and when was the last time you saw god? Hmmm? No angel I’ve met has seen him in over a thousand years. They whisper that he left

            Reply
            • Fenrir Ulfangr says

              February 11, 2014 at 4:40 pm

              Last week actually, Mutt.

              Reply
              • Eris says

                February 11, 2014 at 7:39 pm

                Wow. Mutt is right, this is just sad.

                Reply
            • Mr. Mutt says

              February 11, 2014 at 5:38 pm

              That’s it I’m done. This place used to be fun. Now it’s just Sunday school. Peace out

              Reply
        • Diana Eleanora says

          February 11, 2014 at 7:44 am

          Good question.

          Reply
          • Diana Eleanora says

            February 11, 2014 at 7:48 am

            Sorry didn’t mean to put that there I have never met Him nor will I ever, most likely. Eris: sweetheart, you’re kind of condescending but you have a good sense of humor

            Reply
            • Diana Eleanora says

              February 11, 2014 at 7:49 am

              Note the condescending “sweetheart”

              Reply
              • Eris says

                February 11, 2014 at 4:14 pm

                Condescending? Baby that’s just how I speak~
                I was being condescending on purpose I’d pretty much just be like “Hey, I’m better than you. Deal with it.”

                Reply
                • Diana Eleanora says

                  February 12, 2014 at 12:23 pm

                  Oh. Ok. Cool name, though. Goddess of discord. Rock on! Sorry, was that cheesy? Eh, what the heck.

                  Reply
  8. Diana Eleanora says

    February 10, 2014 at 10:24 pm

    By the way, Azrael, what kind of being are you? And I didn’t mean for that to come off as rude. Sorry in advance.

    Reply
    • Azrael the Unfallen says

      February 10, 2014 at 10:38 pm

      I am an Angel. Or rather an Archangel.

      Reply
      • Kurogane says

        February 11, 2014 at 1:31 am

        Then why is your avatar a reaper?…… 😈

        Reply
        • Diana Eleanora says

          February 11, 2014 at 7:43 am

          Good question.

          Reply
    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

      February 11, 2014 at 4:57 pm

      Because he was the reaper you dopes.

      Reply
      • Diana Eleanora says

        February 12, 2014 at 12:25 pm

        Was? Past tense?

        Reply
        • Kurogane says

          February 14, 2014 at 8:49 am

          Exactly. Why past tense?

          Reply
          • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

            February 14, 2014 at 4:49 pm

            Because he got back up and is now azrael the unfallen

            Reply
  9. Flare says

    February 22, 2014 at 4:31 pm

    Im am a vampire well at least I think I am cause I’m 90% vampire

    Reply
  10. Akantha says

    February 25, 2014 at 10:41 pm

    Hey just found out I’m half vampire kinda excited kinda freaked out!! I have an undeniable thirst for blood but only sometimes. Since in only half vampire blood isn’t a necessity. I love the dark & hate the day. My fangs are extremely sharp. But I do have one question….what can I do to prevent myself from hurting those of whom I care about?
    Any help would be greatly appreciated!!

    P.S.-my name Akantha means thorn

    Reply
    • Lilith says

      February 25, 2014 at 10:51 pm

      You can usually find some blood for pay workers in the V-Clubs young dhampir

      Reply
    • Hatter MT says

      February 25, 2014 at 10:52 pm

      Best way to prevent it is to cut yourself off from them unfortunately but maybe if you can figure out a way to keep the thirst under control you can actually lead a normal life

      Reply
    • The Reaper says

      February 25, 2014 at 11:25 pm

      Perhaps I should speak to you undead-to-half undead. What I suggest? Go to the market, get as much pig blood as you can, and then store it in a mini-fridge. It won’t taste as good as fresh, but it’ll satisfy that hunger.

      Reply
  11. Akantha says

    February 26, 2014 at 12:09 pm

    Thanks for the help! I like the sound of a “normal” life!

    Reply
    • Cheshire Cat says

      February 26, 2014 at 5:16 pm

      Yeah hatters advice isn’t alway completely sound so please try and do what the reaper said then if that doesn’t work then do what the hatter said as well as getting a job at a hospital

      Reply
    • Akantha says

      February 27, 2014 at 5:07 pm

      I would Chesire but I’m kind of different from other vampires. They don’t sell pig blood where I live plus I’ve actually tried it before & it’s very fattening. Plus how do I get used to feeding off of animals when I’ve only fed off of humans? I’ve accidentally fed of some friends in the middle of school.

      Reply
      • Cheshire Cat says

        February 27, 2014 at 5:13 pm

        I understand that you enjoy human blood but just try to only drink animal blood for about 21 days and if you still want to drink human blood ask before you snack please,

        Reply
        • Agharna Phellan says

          February 27, 2014 at 5:59 pm

          You really don’t understand the concept of a vampire, do you?

          Reply
          • Cheshire Cat says

            February 27, 2014 at 6:30 pm

            Nope not a clue I just know that hatter is crazy

            Reply
            • Agharna Phellan says

              February 27, 2014 at 6:37 pm

              Obviously you’re not all there either. Unless a vampire lives in seclusion and must feed on an alternative, they will not. The lust for human blood is too great for any vampire and telling a vampire not to drink human blood is like telling a child not to fill up on sweets before dinner is served.

              Reply
              • Agharna Phellan says

                February 27, 2014 at 6:40 pm

                The only way to live peacefully in human presence is to raid blood banks and hospitals.

                Reply
  12. Agharna Phellan says

    February 26, 2014 at 9:46 pm

    -waves-

    Reply
  13. Akantha says

    February 27, 2014 at 5:09 pm

    I’m the type of vampire you could call a “swamp vampire” or a “marsh vampire”

    Reply
  14. Akantha says

    February 27, 2014 at 5:09 pm

    Seeing as I am from the south

    Reply
    • Agharna Phellan says

      February 27, 2014 at 7:26 pm

      Also, I wish you would hear me out, Akantha… Or at the very least acknowledge my existence. I did try to apologize…

      Reply
      • Akantha says

        February 28, 2014 at 7:36 pm

        I’m sorry Agharna I wrote a message for you must it must not have posted. I’m terribly sorry. -looks down at my toes & walks off-

        Reply
        • Agharna Phellan says

          February 28, 2014 at 8:12 pm

          -he ran to you and wrapped his arms around you, shaking-

          Reply
          • Hecate says

            February 28, 2014 at 8:44 pm

            Hiya! Nice to meet you, I’m Hecate, the Maiden~

            Reply
            • Janus says

              February 28, 2014 at 8:53 pm

              Hello Hecate it’s been a while

              Reply
              • Hecate says

                February 28, 2014 at 9:06 pm

                O-M-G uncle J! It’s been like, well, forever 😐
                I can’t wait to tell Mother! How have you been? How are you enjoying this new “phone” thing?

                Reply
                • Janus says

                  February 28, 2014 at 9:17 pm

                  I’m ok Hecate and I’m actually pretty ok with the whole phone thing and what did I say about calling me uncle J please call me what my title is it’s embarrassing being called uncle J

                  Reply
          • Akantha says

            March 1, 2014 at 1:01 am

            Whats wrong Agharna? -wraps my arms around you-

            Reply
            • Agharna Phellan says

              March 1, 2014 at 1:08 am

              D-don’t leave again… P-please, don’t ever leave again…

              Reply
              • mary5544 says

                March 1, 2014 at 1:19 am

                Agharna are you ok

                Reply
              • Agharna Phellan says

                March 1, 2014 at 1:24 am

                I-I’m fine… T-this is just me being nervous it’s personal and I’m fine…

                Reply
                • mary5544 says

                  March 1, 2014 at 1:26 am

                  Ok

                  Reply
            • Agharna Phellan says

              March 1, 2014 at 1:44 am

              -returns to focusing my attention on hugging Akantha-

              Reply
              • Akantha says

                March 1, 2014 at 7:51 am

                I won’t I promise I won’t ever leave again -smiles while hugging Agharna & rests my head on his shoulder-

                Reply
                • Agharna Phellan says

                  March 1, 2014 at 7:59 am

                  -smiles as he hugs her tightly, not wanting to let go-

                  Reply
                  • Cheshire Cat says

                    March 1, 2014 at 9:05 am

                    *randomly appears next to AP and Akantha and screams in AP’s ear only to then vanish*

                    Reply
                    • Hecate says

                      March 1, 2014 at 10:29 am

                      KITTEH!

                    • Hecate says

                      March 1, 2014 at 10:30 am

                      KITTEH! (Sorry forgot to log out of Ashley’s again)

                    • Cheshire Cat says

                      March 1, 2014 at 11:36 am

                      I am a magical vanishing cat I am no “KITTEH!” I am magical

                    • Hecate says

                      March 1, 2014 at 12:14 pm

                      What sorcery is this!?
                      Teehee, get it? Cause I’m Hecate and you’re a magic kitty 😆

                    • Cheshire Cat says

                      March 1, 2014 at 12:21 pm

                      That was funny oh and I’m from wonderland

                    • Hecate says

                      March 1, 2014 at 1:24 pm

                      Ohmigosh! Can we go? Pretty pleasssssse?

                    • Hatter MT says

                      March 2, 2014 at 1:05 pm

                      Sorry Hecate but no one from this world other than me and Cheshire are allowed in wonderland because you need a connection to the place to get there and since we are documented as having belonged there we can go there when ever we want but unfortunately you can’t it’s just one of the wonderland rules

                    • Hecate says

                      March 2, 2014 at 2:10 pm

                      *eyes become clouded and pure white, scarlet hair gaining an almost luminescent quality to it*
                      We shall see about that… 👿
                      To think one would deny passage to us, abhorrent, such a thing. All roads lead to Hecate and Hecate shall walk where she pleases.
                      *eyes go back to normal as does hair, the red dye now gone leaving her hair a normal ginger. She inspects her hair*
                      What happened, what did I say?

                    • Janus says

                      March 2, 2014 at 2:26 pm

                      “Just a childish notion of ability nothing more” – Janus roman god of choices, doorways, beginnings, transitions, the year, and median between the humans and mercury said unsure of the truth of the statement he had spoken.

                    • Hecate says

                      March 2, 2014 at 2:43 pm

                      Okay as long as I’m not spouting something about the apocalypse, that was not a good week, especially for the Egyptians, Crone rest their souls.
                      Janus lets go make some random doors into portals~
                      Just think of the look on someone’s face when walk into Asgard 😆

                    • Janus says

                      March 2, 2014 at 3:04 pm

                      I’m a bit busy at the moment actually

                    • Hecate says

                      March 2, 2014 at 3:31 pm

                      🙁
                      With what? Maybe I can help? 😀

                    • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

                      March 2, 2014 at 3:42 pm

                      Well after I took on the title “hatter” I started a therapy business in Toronto where I talk to supernaturally confused or distressed creatures I believe that the best way you can help with that is to start your own branch of my network in fact anyone who needs to contact me that is on this site and is reading this should email the reaper and he will contact me with your supernatural issue his email address is thereaperstips@gmail.com oh and the reaper would very much like for you to subscribe to and comment on his site thereaperstips.wordpress.com thank you

                    • Hecate says

                      March 2, 2014 at 4:37 pm

                      I could use some therapy
                      Lets start with my childhood

                    • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

                      March 2, 2014 at 4:48 pm

                      Sorry I must have it forwarded to me through the reaper because he is the only person on the site who knows my email other than me please send the reaper an email detailing what has happened to you the subject being “forward to hatter”

                  • Akantha says

                    March 2, 2014 at 12:50 pm

                    -hugs Agharna not wanting to let go. I bury my face in his chest-

                    Reply
                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 2, 2014 at 6:39 pm

                      -smiled and caressed her, running his fingers through her hair-

                    • Alex says

                      March 2, 2014 at 6:53 pm

                      You’re a completely different person, AP . n.

                    • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

                      March 2, 2014 at 7:09 pm

                      Ugh just kiss already you guys even Noah of the ark could probably tell you like each other

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 2, 2014 at 7:15 pm

                      Go away. Can you see us trying to mend? Leave! All of you who are replying to our comments, find a new place to post.

                    • Akantha says

                      March 2, 2014 at 9:11 pm

                      -smiles at Agharna & hisses at the people Agharna told to leave-

                    • Hecate says

                      March 2, 2014 at 9:14 pm

                      *Stands behind Akantha, thrusting one of cupid’s arrows into her back repeatedly*
                      I should have been a matchmaker

                    • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

                      March 2, 2014 at 9:16 pm

                      *bursts into flames* oh come on, AP can you help me put myself out?

                    • Hecate says

                      March 2, 2014 at 9:19 pm

                      And what is up with the hissing lady? You know you can make your fangs come out without hissing like a flipping cat

                    • Akantha says

                      March 2, 2014 at 9:23 pm

                      -buries my face into Agharna’s chest wrapping my arms tightly around him-

                    • The Reaper says

                      March 2, 2014 at 9:27 pm

                      But I wasn’t even here… qq

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 2, 2014 at 10:05 pm

                      -he wraps his cloak around her and nuzzles her ever so softly-

                    • Lilith says

                      March 2, 2014 at 10:11 pm

                      Eh, gross.

                    • Akantha says

                      March 2, 2014 at 10:14 pm

                      -smiles as I cuddle with Agharna-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 2, 2014 at 10:23 pm

                      -he smiles and kisses her cheek-

                    • Lilith says

                      March 2, 2014 at 10:25 pm

                      Dear God! My eyes are on fire! The love! It burnssss

                    • Akantha says

                      March 2, 2014 at 10:34 pm

                      -blushes badly when Agharna kisses my cheek. Giggles-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 2, 2014 at 10:38 pm

                      -smiles-

                    • Akantha says

                      March 2, 2014 at 10:47 pm

                      -holds on to Agharna tightly & smiles back-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 2, 2014 at 10:50 pm

                      Would you consider being my queen once more? 🙂

                    • Akantha says

                      March 2, 2014 at 10:56 pm

                      -smiles- I would love too Agharna -giggles & snuggles against u-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 3, 2014 at 3:08 am

                      -smiles wide as she lets out the joyous outburst-

                  • Agharna Phellan says

                    March 2, 2014 at 10:59 pm

                    -he smiles and holds her tight-

                    Reply
                    • Akantha says

                      March 2, 2014 at 11:02 pm

                      -wraps my arms tightly around Agharna & snuggles against u-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 2, 2014 at 11:05 pm

                      -smiled and snuggled back-

                    • Akantha says

                      March 2, 2014 at 11:08 pm

                      -buries my face in Agharna’s chest-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 2, 2014 at 11:10 pm

                      -strokes your hair-

                    • Akantha says

                      March 2, 2014 at 11:23 pm

                      -smiles & places my hand on Agharna’s hand as he strokes my hair-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 2, 2014 at 11:25 pm

                      -smiles and takes her hand, holding it in mine-

                    • Akantha says

                      March 2, 2014 at 11:29 pm

                      -smiles & looks at our hands then looks into your eyes-

                    • The Reaper says

                      March 2, 2014 at 11:30 pm

                      *Studio audience goes awwww.* ALL HAIL THE NEW KING AND QUEEN OF WHATEVER A.P IS IN CHARGE OF! -Ancient Spartan warriors raise their shields and cheer-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 2, 2014 at 11:31 pm

                      -he smiled and kissed her-

                    • Akantha says

                      March 2, 2014 at 11:35 pm

                      -blushes badly & wraps her arms your neck-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 2, 2014 at 11:42 pm

                      -smiled against her lips and wrapped her arms around her waist-

                    • Akantha says

                      March 2, 2014 at 11:44 pm

                      -giggles- Agharna? Can I ask you a question?

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 2, 2014 at 11:47 pm

                      Depends. What’s the question?

                    • Akantha says

                      March 2, 2014 at 11:48 pm

                      What made you choose me of maybe all people? Why me? -looks at you curiously-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 2, 2014 at 11:51 pm

                      You mean the first time or now?

                    • Akantha says

                      March 2, 2014 at 11:54 pm

                      Um…kind of both but I’d I had to choose…the first time

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 2, 2014 at 11:58 pm

                      Well, you were single at the time and so did I, you were mysterious, you seemed to have an upbeat friendly personality and you were drop de@d gorgeous.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 3, 2014 at 12:00 am

                      Well, you were single at the time and so was I, you were mysterious, you seemed to have a friendly personality and you were gorgeous. In short, you are interesting as a person.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 3, 2014 at 12:01 am

                      Comments will not post.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 3, 2014 at 12:03 am

                      Well, you were single at the time and so was I, you had an air of mystery about you, you seemed to have a friendly personality and you were gorgeous. In short, you are interesting as a person.

                    • Akantha says

                      March 3, 2014 at 12:05 am

                      What made you choose me of maybe all people the first time Agharna?

                    • Akantha says

                      March 3, 2014 at 12:07 am

                      Aww -blushes badly- (ignore that last comment my stupid wifi went out so it didn’t load your comment so I didn’t see it before it was too late)

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 3, 2014 at 12:08 am

                      I just told you. I feel like you’re indirectly calling me shallow…

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 3, 2014 at 12:19 am

                      Oh okay. -he kisses you again-

                    • Akantha says

                      March 3, 2014 at 12:22 am

                      -blushes & giggles. She wraps her arms around your neck-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 3, 2014 at 12:24 am

                      ^-^

                    • Akantha says

                      March 3, 2014 at 12:26 am

                      -smiles & looks you in the eyes-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 3, 2014 at 12:32 am

                      -smiles as I return the look-

                    • Akantha says

                      March 3, 2014 at 12:35 am

                      Agharna I’m glad you chose me -smiles-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 3, 2014 at 12:37 am

                      Me too. 🙂

                    • Akantha says

                      March 3, 2014 at 12:40 am

                      -rests her head on your chest while smiling-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 3, 2014 at 12:43 am

                      -holds you and smiles-

                    • Akantha says

                      March 3, 2014 at 2:10 am

                      -hugs you tightly-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 3, 2014 at 2:21 am

                      -he smiled and hugged back just as tightly-

                    • Akantha says

                      March 3, 2014 at 2:25 am

                      -snuggles against you & laughs-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 3, 2014 at 2:27 am

                      What’s so funny? 😕

                    • Akantha says

                      March 3, 2014 at 2:29 am

                      -shakes her head- nothing

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 3, 2014 at 2:31 am

                      Oh. Okay. 🙂

                    • Akantha says

                      March 3, 2014 at 2:32 am

                      -rests her head on your chest-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 3, 2014 at 2:35 am

                      -kisses your head-

                    • Akantha says

                      March 3, 2014 at 2:40 am

                      -smiles & places my hand in yours-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 3, 2014 at 2:41 am

                      -smiles and holds it, nuzzling you gently-

                    • Akantha says

                      March 3, 2014 at 2:47 am

                      -giggles- you are just amazing you know that Agharna?

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 3, 2014 at 2:48 am

                      Don’t feed the narcissist. 😛 😆

                    • Akantha says

                      March 3, 2014 at 2:51 am

                      Okay fine but just promise me something

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 3, 2014 at 2:54 am

                      What?

                    • Akantha says

                      March 3, 2014 at 2:55 am

                      Promise me you’ll never let me go

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 3, 2014 at 2:57 am

                      Okay. ^-^

                    • Akantha says

                      March 3, 2014 at 2:59 am

                      Yay -wraps her arms around your neck-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 3, 2014 at 3:10 am

                      -smiles wide at her happiness-

                    • Akantha says

                      March 3, 2014 at 3:16 am

                      -rests my forehead against yours & smiles-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 3, 2014 at 3:20 am

                      -smiles and holds you tight-

                    • Akantha says

                      March 3, 2014 at 3:22 am

                      -holds on just as tight-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 3, 2014 at 3:24 am

                      -he smiled-
                      My only regret in this life after de@th is that I can’t relive every moment of it with you. :3

                    • Akantha says

                      March 3, 2014 at 3:33 am

                      Haha yeah but you’ll always have me -smiles. Kisses her finger tips, places them on your lips then turns around & walks off-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 3, 2014 at 3:36 am

                      -he stands there and smiles then sighs as you walk away-

                    • Akantha says

                      March 3, 2014 at 3:40 am

                      -looks back at you- catch me if you can -takes off running-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 3, 2014 at 3:45 am

                      -the shapeshifter smiled and took his wolf form, immediately giving chase-

                    • Akantha says

                      March 3, 2014 at 3:49 am

                      -laughs- how funny that we’re both shapeshifters -takes wolf form & keeps running. Howls-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 3, 2014 at 3:54 am

                      -smiles and runs an angle to cut her off-

                    • Akantha says

                      March 3, 2014 at 3:58 am

                      -skids to a stop. Climbs up a tree & lays down on the lowest branch-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 3, 2014 at 4:02 am

                      -tries skidding to a stop as well, but trips over my self and flips over onto my back, looking up at you-

                    • Akantha says

                      March 3, 2014 at 4:06 am

                      -jumps down on you. Stands over you then lays down on you- hi -wags her tail-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 3, 2014 at 4:08 am

                      -wags his tail and barks playfully-

                    • Akantha says

                      March 3, 2014 at 4:11 am

                      -wags her tail. Barks & nips you playfully-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 3, 2014 at 4:16 am

                      -wags his tail and paws your face, huffing-

                    • Lilith says

                      March 3, 2014 at 8:30 am

                      Well somebody here has ulterior motives…

                    • Akantha says

                      March 3, 2014 at 1:46 pm

                      -shakes her fur & wags her tail. She stands up just to lay back down nest to Agharna-

                    • Hatter MT says

                      March 3, 2014 at 8:52 pm

                      *accidently lights AP on fire when bursting in on his little canoodling session with Akantha then runs of embarrassed*

                    • Hecate says

                      March 3, 2014 at 9:43 pm

                      *roasts marshmallows on a stick above the burning wolf/AP*
                      I have never felt more satisfied…

                    • Hatter MT says

                      March 3, 2014 at 9:50 pm

                      Hecate can you check my backpack for some chocolate and graham crackers? I feel like this is a perfect fire for s’mores

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 3, 2014 at 10:31 pm

                      -he wags his tail and nuzzles Akantha’s cheek, still upside down-

                    • Akantha says

                      March 3, 2014 at 11:35 pm

                      -licks Agharna’s cheek & wags her tail when he nuzzles her-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 3, 2014 at 11:51 pm

                      -a derpy look adorns his face-

                    • Akantha says

                      March 3, 2014 at 11:59 pm

                      -stands up & walks off-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 4, 2014 at 12:16 am

                      -his tail stops wagging-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 4, 2014 at 12:44 am

                      -he sat up and whined-

                    • Akantha says

                      March 4, 2014 at 12:44 am

                      -looks back at him- come on

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 4, 2014 at 12:58 am

                      -runs up beside her, tail wagging again-

                    • Akantha says

                      March 4, 2014 at 1:41 am

                      -licks his cheek & intertwines our tails-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 4, 2014 at 3:21 am

                      -smiles and barks-

                    • Akantha says

                      March 4, 2014 at 4:12 am

                      -barks back-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 4, 2014 at 5:00 am

                      -he licked her muzzle and wagged his tail, causing her tail to wag as well-

                    • Akantha says

                      March 4, 2014 at 5:05 am

                      -licks back-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 4, 2014 at 5:45 am

                      -he smiled and nuzzled you, his tail still wagging-

                    • Akantha says

                      March 4, 2014 at 5:51 am

                      -pulls away & shape shifts back to a human-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 4, 2014 at 6:00 am

                      -takes my human form as well and smiles widely at her-

                    • Akantha says

                      March 4, 2014 at 6:39 am

                      -wraps her arms around your neck & smiles-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 4, 2014 at 6:48 am

                      -he smiled and wrapped his arms around her waist-

                    • Akantha says

                      March 4, 2014 at 6:57 am

                      -kisses you then smiles & rests her head on your shoulder-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 4, 2014 at 7:05 am

                      -blushes and smiles, holding you and stroking your hair gently-

                    • Akantha says

                      March 4, 2014 at 9:04 am

                      -places her hand on yours as you stroke her hair & smiles-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 4, 2014 at 9:21 am

                      -he smiles and nuzzles her playfully-

                    • Akantha says

                      March 4, 2014 at 1:12 pm

                      -giggles & rests her head on ur shoulder-

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 4, 2014 at 1:21 pm

                      -he smiles-
                      I love you, Akantha. ^-^

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 4, 2014 at 1:50 pm

                      -he smiled as he held her tight-

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      March 4, 2014 at 7:12 pm

                      Good god you two are enough to make me wish I had stayed dëãd. So much happiness I think I’m going to start vomiting rainbows

                    • Hatter MT says

                      March 4, 2014 at 7:42 pm

                      I would actually pay to see that *lights AP on fire to see how he responds*

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 4, 2014 at 8:01 pm

                      Akantha, perhaps we should find another place to speak considering the recent attempts at attention grabbing made by the jealous among us…

                    • Hatter MT says

                      March 4, 2014 at 8:52 pm

                      I’m not jealous in fact I happen to be in a very happy and strong realationship, your realationship however is based off the fact that you were single at the time

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 4, 2014 at 9:01 pm

                      Firstly, that is not the only reason that Akantha and I are in a relationship. Secondly, I’m happy for you that you are in a relationship that will last. Thirdly, all relationships technically begin when one is single unless one is polygamous which I certainly am not. And finally, if you aren’t jealous, why do you persist on pestering us? If you don’t want to read it, start a conversation on another page. You don’t have to continuously bother us, I promise.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 4, 2014 at 9:05 pm

                      Two comments being moderated…

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      March 4, 2014 at 9:32 pm

                      I don’t. I’m a pessimist. I honestly think love in general is a sham. But then again I’ve only had bad experiences so what do I know? Go back to canoodling, I’ll just fade away again.

                    • The Reaper says

                      March 4, 2014 at 9:40 pm

                      Mutt is right, love is a scam. But I actually think it’s beautiful. Of course, I’m a romantic at heart, and an emo for real.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 4, 2014 at 9:44 pm

                      If you’re trying to make me feel sorry for you, it’s not working.

                    • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

                      March 4, 2014 at 9:44 pm

                      *makes joke about how Thanatos & Cupid look a like then does hat trick*

                    • The Reaper says

                      March 4, 2014 at 10:00 pm

                      That would be Eros, I look like Eros. 🙄 Also, A.P. If I wanted to make you feel bad for me, I’d go into great detail about working with Noah of Ark…

                    • Hatter MT says

                      March 4, 2014 at 10:13 pm

                      Oh no I made the worlds easiest mistake I confused the male version of the physical embodiment of love for the male version of the physical embodiment of love, what will I do mr.reaper *sarcastically cries*

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 4, 2014 at 10:15 pm

                      Oh I was talking to Mutt, Reaper. I actually like you. You’re not an egotistical jerk.

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      March 4, 2014 at 10:21 pm

                      That’s really the best you’ve got? Man have you lost your ability to annoy AP. Really I expect better from you.

                    • The Reaper says

                      March 4, 2014 at 10:38 pm

                      There is a difference Hatter, Eros was the first of the Cupid species, Cupid are totally different in appearance due to years of Valentines Day worship, causing them to deform into cute little cherubs with wings only slightly like mine, and the mad god of Love.

                    • Hatter MT says

                      March 4, 2014 at 10:51 pm

                      *leaves the room*

                    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                      March 4, 2014 at 11:33 pm

                      Reaper, Cupid with a capital C was originally singular and another name for Eros. And actual cherubs don’t look anything even remotely like winged babies. They have a head like a lion, six feathered wings with eyes on the feathers, and clawed hands. All surrounded by a vastly bright golden aura.

                    • The Reaper says

                      March 4, 2014 at 11:56 pm

                      Two forms, same God. I know the Greco/Roman pantheon. I’m a minor part of it, Cupid is plural for a group of beings that came AFTER Eros. And you forget the first rule of Deityship, they believe it, it’s real. The bigger the following, the stronger the god. That is why most of the gods, such as Perun, the thunder deity of Slovak culture, has disappeared. You, on the other hand, don’t need worshipers. You were created before the universe. Therefore, you don’t need it. Now, other gods like say… Pan, or Thor, or Mannanan Mac Lir, and myself. We all require many many worshippers to have a semblance of our power from our glory days. That’s why I was put into the reaper corps after the end of the Roman empire. Us Greco/Romans are gaining power once again thanks to our soon to be new Olympian, Rick Riordan. He has caused us Egyptian and Greco/Roman deities slightly more followers. And as I already stated,if you believe it, it’s real. Camp Half-Blood was created. And… OH MY GOD THERE IS A SQUIRREL ON A TORCH OUTSIDE A MEXICAN RESTAURANT! 😮

                    • Akantha says

                      March 4, 2014 at 11:56 pm

                      -holds on tightly to Agharna- can’t y’all please just get used to Agharna & I being together? Please?

                    • The Reaper says

                      March 4, 2014 at 11:59 pm

                      Gurl, I am totes used to it. Y’all’s like, the best couple since Paris and Helen. No, not the ones from Trojan war, my neighbors.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 5, 2014 at 12:13 am

                      Give her a break. She’s from America… and the South specifically.

                    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                      March 5, 2014 at 12:22 am

                      As a Lord of winter, I never liked the south, too warm. How do people breathe at 90 degrees with 70% humidity

                    • The Reaper says

                      March 5, 2014 at 12:23 am

                      Okay, uh… I’d like to retract my Southern accent from my comment… Because now I can see how that could be viewed as insulting to you Akantha… Uh, that wasn’t supposed meant that way. and uh, so very sorry. Also, A.P., I’m from America as well.

                    • Akantha says

                      March 5, 2014 at 12:31 am

                      Apology excepted reaper cuz I still would have taken it as an insult & -laughs- Agharna I’m from North America but I’m from the south like Georgia & Florida & such

                    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                      March 5, 2014 at 12:33 am

                      And reaper, a lot of the other “gods” are actually eldar like me. Myself, Odin, Andrastre, and Morrigan are the most powerful. Some others are Arrawn, Scathach and Aoife, Tyr, Loki, Freyja and Freyr, Huitzilopotchli, Ashlain, Bragi, all the tuatha, Cernnunos, Anubis, various North American spirits, and many, many, many others.

                    • The Reaper says

                      March 5, 2014 at 12:40 am

                      At least two of those are actually, Vampyr. Not Eldar, I have a list. Morrigan, Aoife, Scathatch, are Vampyr. And as for the Native American spirits, I know Coyote, Raven, and the World Turtle. None of those are Eldar, and much like your little Norse Pantheon, if there is one Eldar god, the rest of the Pantheon is likely Eldar. So, unless your out of touch, like the rest of your broken Pantheons, then chances are you need to write down a few of them. You know, like us Olympians. Heck, we have so many gods we NEED a list. We have Muses, and tons of others. IRRELEVANT ULFANGR! Also, that Squirrel I was talking about earlier… Has been chasing me for three blocks…

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 5, 2014 at 12:38 am

                      You insert yourself into more conversations than Charles Foster Kane, Fenrir. And, I’m sorry. It wasn’t meant to be insulting but American English is a very ‘slanged’ version of Proper English. And Southern English is like if people were dissatisfied with how few slangs there were and decided to make more with their own version of English. I’m not trying to be insulting, I’m just English.

                    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                      March 5, 2014 at 12:46 am

                      Vampirism and Eldar blood, aren’t mutually exclusive. And I’ll be much more than relevant in not too long reaper.

                      And this is my last post on this thread ap

                    • The Reaper says

                      March 5, 2014 at 12:47 am

                      Oh right, I almost forgot that Vampyr, are mutates amongst you people. Whoops, forgot what a sorry race y’all have been.

                    • Bluestar says

                      March 22, 2014 at 3:15 pm

                      *snickers quietly but then shuts up remembering something* Oh yeah Akantha dont mess with a werewolf who will get EXTREMELY angry (bipolar too) cause i just might tear you apart and feed you to my dog who will eat anything i give her (not a tiny pathetic dog but a boxer with a bear tail

              • The Reaper says

                March 5, 2014 at 12:42 am

                *Koff* *Koff* A.P. I know you think I’m not egotistical jerk, but uh.. I still have standards. And Ulfangr is not even on my radar. He’s even further below than the Hatter and his Guardians.

                Reply
                • Agharna Phellan says

                  March 5, 2014 at 12:48 am

                  They both annoy me and don’t meet my criteria of respectable. It’s like an old war veteran that no matter what argument comes up, they have to remind you that they fought in a war.

                  Reply
                  • Mr. Mutt says

                    March 5, 2014 at 9:08 am

                    I hardly ever bring up the war, jeez. Don’t mention the war!

                    Reply
                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 5, 2014 at 9:20 am

                      Grandpa, did you eat all the cheeseburger hot pockets again?
                      I was in ‘Nam!

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      March 5, 2014 at 1:46 pm

                      Interestingly enough I hate hot pockets and have never been to “Nam”. Food for thought.

                    • Seth says

                      March 8, 2014 at 6:22 pm

                      Hail Your Muttliness,

                      I won’t bring up the war if you answer the daywalker ring question. Are you still in the business? Or do you know who might be?

                      This survivor needs to know here… (wait for me to link…)

                      Thanks for checking in and keeping on.

                      Seth

                • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                  March 5, 2014 at 12:48 am

                  That’s my intent reaper. I appear weak right now, but not for much longer, more and more are calling on the power. And each one weakens the chain that binds.

                  Reply
                  • The Reaper says

                    March 5, 2014 at 12:50 am

                    Uh, no. I mean your personality alone turns me away from you and your cause. So… Again, shoo shoo.

                    Reply
                • Fenrir Ulfangr says

                  March 5, 2014 at 12:55 am

                  I have awakened the others, we are coming now…

                  And at least we aren’t arrogant enough to do as you have done. We are no better than anyone else, we have simply learned more.

                  Out of the blue sky come,
                  Out of the strong sea come,
                  Out of the sleeping earth come,
                  Awake, Awake for the time has come,
                  Time to finish what was begun,
                  Time to break the Lord of dark,
                  Our blades tear out his very heart,
                  Let all bounds assundered be,
                  By the light’s power hearken to me,

                  Reply
                  • The Reaper says

                    March 5, 2014 at 12:59 am

                    So much for “Last post on this thread A.P. really though, you aren’t even a major part of Norse Myth. I’d suggest calling someone bigger in the norse world like I don’t know… A viking? At least they appear in more than Six Eddas. 🙄

                    Reply
                    • Akantha says

                      March 5, 2014 at 2:33 am

                      Reaper do I even want to know wats going on here?

                    • mary5544 says

                      March 5, 2014 at 3:15 am

                      You probably don’t want to kno

                • Agharna Phellan says

                  March 5, 2014 at 1:02 am

                  Hmm? And I had 4 posts in the works with a clever comparison, however due to moderation I feel as if I have to walk on egg shells when choosing my words.

                  Reply
                  • Akantha says

                    March 5, 2014 at 2:50 pm

                    -cuddles with Agharna-

                    Reply
                  • Agharna Phellan says

                    March 5, 2014 at 11:40 pm

                    -cuddled back-

                    Reply
                    • Hecate says

                      March 6, 2014 at 5:48 am

                      So much for making it private from everyone who’s “just desperate for attention”

                  • Agharna Phellan says

                    March 6, 2014 at 7:45 am

                    Is it cold in your glass house?

                    Reply
                    • Akantha says

                      March 6, 2014 at 1:18 pm

                      Hey guys can I have my Agharna back? Please? -burries my face into Agharna’s chest-

                    • The Reaper says

                      March 6, 2014 at 1:53 pm

                      Sure, where did you last see him? If it’s been over 48 hours, file a missing persons report.

                    • Hatter MT says

                      March 6, 2014 at 7:52 pm

                      Hey reaper I just got word of a reaper that went rogue who claims to be azrael the fallen you might want to check this out he is currently in Galloway, New Jersey,

                    • Hecate says

                      March 6, 2014 at 10:20 pm

                      A little bit actually 😥

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 7, 2014 at 8:25 pm

                      -pet Akantha’s hair-

                • Hatter MT says

                  March 7, 2014 at 8:08 am

                  Oh so your saying I’m barely a threat well guess what you can’t find any human documentation of the guardians, (sorry for late reply I just remembered this was here)you on the other hand are a/the reaper and if you were to do a comparison between yourself and the urban dictionary definition of “the Grimm reaper” you would find that all the details would match up on both: rides pale horse, known as the fourth horseman of the apolcolypse, robed skeletal figure armed with scythe, identifies with Thanatos, and even when I give details about you that almost always are correct you say they are false then prove them truths

                  Reply
                  • Akantha says

                    March 10, 2014 at 12:08 am

                    -snuggles against Agharna as he pets my hair-

                    Reply
                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 10, 2014 at 9:36 am

                      ^-^

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 11, 2014 at 8:24 pm

                      Riddelmethis756@gmail.com For Akantha only.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      March 14, 2014 at 6:48 pm

                      -he sat in his large scale corporation C.E.O office in his swivel chair, waiting anxiously-

                    • Akantha says

                      March 17, 2014 at 4:48 pm

                      -knocks on a door- Agharna -is wearing a short skirt & a tube top-

                    • Lord Zobek says

                      March 17, 2014 at 7:34 pm

                      0.0

                    • Lord Zobek says

                      March 19, 2014 at 3:07 am

                      -he snapped his fingers, causing thr=e door to open-

  15. Agharna Phellan says

    February 27, 2014 at 5:57 pm

    Oh… Nevermind then…
    -floats away-

    Reply
  16. Agharna Phellan says

    February 27, 2014 at 6:33 pm

    I feel bad for this generation if the concept of vampires has escaped it’s grasp. I turned many humans into thralls back in days past in the land you mortals now refer to as ‘England’. I am to England what Dracula is to Transylvania.

    Reply
    • Cheshire Cat says

      February 27, 2014 at 6:36 pm

      So your a fake and a myth as well as a vampiric creature?

      Reply
    • Lilith says

      February 27, 2014 at 7:35 pm

      Don’t tell me… Jack the Ripper?

      Reply
      • Agharna Phellan says

        February 27, 2014 at 8:06 pm

        I’m going to guess the buffoon who tried jumping over candles and set himself ablaze.

        Reply
        • Hatter MT says

          February 27, 2014 at 8:09 pm

          No that was a guy called jack b. Nimble she is referring to a Victorian era killer

          Reply
          • Agharna Phellan says

            February 27, 2014 at 8:34 pm

            I know. I was making a snarky joke.

            Reply
            • Hatter MT says

              February 27, 2014 at 8:36 pm

              cén fáth a bhfuil mé a chur ar bun le leat daoine?

              Reply
              • Lilith says

                February 27, 2014 at 8:50 pm

                Is that a Fenrir impression 😆

                Reply
                • Agharna Phellan says

                  February 27, 2014 at 8:51 pm

                  xD

                  Reply
                • Hatter MT says

                  February 27, 2014 at 8:53 pm

                  No it’s just Irish

                  Reply
                  • Agharna Phellan says

                    February 27, 2014 at 8:57 pm

                    You mean Gaelic?

                    Reply
                    • Hatter MT says

                      February 27, 2014 at 9:07 pm

                      No I mean Irish, if you check google translate which I know you already did it’s under Irish

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      February 27, 2014 at 9:10 pm

                      Actually I didn’t and the language is called Gaelic. It’s the traditional Irish/Scottish language.

                    • Lilith says

                      February 27, 2014 at 9:10 pm

                      I for one have not. Its only listed as that for convenience. The language is in fact Gaelic.

                    • Hatter MT says

                      February 27, 2014 at 9:13 pm

                      Lilith mo daor le do thoil stoptar an ifreann suas

                    • Lilith says

                      February 27, 2014 at 9:18 pm

                      Well played my sweet Hatter… :mrgreen:

                    • Hatter MT says

                      February 27, 2014 at 9:24 pm

                      What do you mean?

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      February 27, 2014 at 9:25 pm

                      .-.

                    • Hatter MT says

                      February 27, 2014 at 9:30 pm

                      AP I’m obviously lost on this can you explain it to me?

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      February 27, 2014 at 9:32 pm

                      Emotion makes my head hurt.

                  • Hatter MT says

                    February 27, 2014 at 9:34 pm

                    Ok not what I asked but still a good response

                    Reply
                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      February 27, 2014 at 9:59 pm

                      Indeed…

    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

      February 27, 2014 at 11:28 pm

      So which one of the English kinds then AP? There were Celtic and Germanic groups. The Celtic included Morrigan’s children, the Baobhan sidhe, the Cucubuths, and a few others like Dearge Due. The Saxons brought with them stories of the blodrem vaettir. And the Norman conquest brought Frankish Falkirim.

      Reply
      • Agharna Phellan says

        February 27, 2014 at 11:52 pm

        The group previous to vampirism was the Druids and I wasn’t part of any large group of vampires in that time. I bit people and they became my slaves. I was a manor owner and I’d call people to my castle and bite them. I’m part of the reason vampires were able to spread to America via Europe.

        Reply
        • Fenrir Ulfangr says

          February 28, 2014 at 8:47 pm

          The Druids are shapechangers, I know the remaining ones quite well. If you were one, then you should know the Nematon groves are active again. I ruled the De Dannan empire for eons.

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      • Agharna Phellan says

        February 28, 2014 at 12:32 am

        I even had a chance to rule the Earth back in my pagan days. Not many people around… There was no one God that dictated actions… I had members of my group from far away places that I could have sent back to their homes and had legions of slaves and an empire, however, I didn’t want the trouble. People tend to forget over time those who could have dictated all life on this planet. Alexander the Great with Mesopotamia, Julius Caesar and Rome, Napoleon and France, Queen Elizabeth and England. And me, before all others with a palace in England and a city being built in the heart of Africa which became known as Great Zimbabwe. Nobody to govern life but the old gods and I. However, ancient history is best to remain ancient history.

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        • Agharna Phellan says

          February 28, 2014 at 12:35 am

          I even had a chance to rule the Earth back in my pagan days. Not many people around… There was no one God that commanded actions… I had members of my group from far away places that I could have sent back to their homes and had legions of followers and an empire, however, I didn’t want the trouble. People tend to forget over time those who could have controlled all life on this planet. Alexander the Great with Mesopotamia, Julius Caesar and Rome, Napoleon and France, Queen Elizabeth and England. And me, before all others with a palace in England and a city being built in the heart of Africa which became known as Great Zimbabwe. Nobody to govern life but the old gods and I. However, ancient history is best to remain ancient history.

          Reply
  17. Agharna Phellan says

    February 27, 2014 at 7:31 pm

    Is that what they told you? I guess the plan worked as well as we had intended…

    Reply
  18. Agharna Phellan says

    March 2, 2014 at 9:00 am

    Good morning, survivors and may swift tragedy befall none of you in the coming days.

    Reply
    • Hecate says

      March 2, 2014 at 9:32 am

      Oh? What’s going on?

      Reply
      • Agharna Phellan says

        March 2, 2014 at 10:42 am

        Nothing. 😐

        Reply
        • Hecate says

          March 2, 2014 at 11:52 am

          Oh… 🙁
          That’s disappointing

          Reply
    • The Reaper says

      March 8, 2014 at 6:20 pm

      Whoo, another award A.P. congratulations!

      Reply
  19. Akantha says

    March 2, 2014 at 11:55 pm

    I mean if not id stupid autocorrect

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  20. Alex says

    March 3, 2014 at 3:26 pm

    How is everyone?

    Reply
    • Hecate says

      March 3, 2014 at 5:32 pm

      Oh, ya know… Life~

      Reply
      • Hecate says

        March 3, 2014 at 5:34 pm

        Ergh, I keep forgetting to log out of her account 😡

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    • Seth says

      March 16, 2014 at 6:10 pm

      Hail Survivor Alex,

      I am quite fine thank you for asking. I am particularly pleased about the site surviving to 4 million lives saved and particularly pleased that you have been here with me for almost all of it.

      Thanks for your awesomeness over the years.

      How are you?

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  21. Wolf says

    April 6, 2014 at 4:26 pm

    What do I do my brother is a vamp and i’am a werewolf

    Reply
    • Hatter says

      April 6, 2014 at 9:20 pm

      Try to decommission him and blame it on sibling rivalry?

      Reply
      • Wolf says

        April 6, 2014 at 10:05 pm

        I always do that

        Reply
        • Hatter says

          April 6, 2014 at 10:54 pm

          Then you have nothing to worry about but keep commenting on the site

          Reply
  22. Agent RB says

    April 6, 2014 at 9:39 pm

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    • Hatter MT says

      April 6, 2014 at 10:04 pm

      Penelope what the Cheshire Cat did you do? I know those are real police and for a cat you have very bad lying skills btw *does hat trick leaving you to fend for yourself*

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      • Agent RB says

        April 7, 2014 at 5:19 pm

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        • Hatter says

          April 7, 2014 at 6:30 pm

          I don’t like that game and plus you were literally a reapers weapon used for taking the soul from a body *picks you up and literally kicks you to Vancouver* have a nice trip

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    • Hecate says

      April 6, 2014 at 10:28 pm

      Geez Penelope, you’re a monster… RB I expect you to keep track of your pets better

      Reply
      • Hatter says

        April 6, 2014 at 10:56 pm

        Umm actually Hecate after RB took a leave of absence his cat-top/scythe changed her ownership until his return I have had Penelope all weekend and I know exactly where she is

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  23. Lord Zobek says

    April 11, 2014 at 6:31 pm

    Ello luvs. Greetings Akantha 😉 and salutations to everyone else.

    Reply
    • Agent RB says

      April 11, 2014 at 11:14 pm

      Sup.

      RB

      Reply
    • Bluestar says

      April 13, 2014 at 7:28 pm

      …your little love a month ago wad higly disturbing to sone of us young’uns i am from california but i speak as if im from utah or arizona some even think texas. Ohhhh waaait i have relatives in utah and arizona the ones in utah basically own utah cause theres so many Reaper there was some person probably on a deathlist on urs or something named Ed Barlow..yeah that was my great uncle

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  24. Bluestar says

    April 13, 2014 at 7:35 pm

    I have a friend who says shes a vampire and i think she already has a thrall who is a bit of a stupid kid but he shouldnt be cause hes asian and asians are USUALLY smart but i know why hes a bit stupid cause hes her thrall

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  25. Marney says

    May 30, 2014 at 9:53 pm

    well I guess I can post here now since I know the truth. I am a Turned vampire. I found out about my Sire. In a past life and I guess now currently do to my Sire, I was and am of the family Dracule (today called Dracula) I was turned in this life by one of that family. So i guess i am of that Family once more. I am young by Vampire standards in this life. and am fully now acccepting what i am though sometimes it is hard to do. I hope to speak to other Vampires here or hybrids.

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  26. Adisa says

    June 27, 2014 at 4:44 am

    😳 Hi seth my name is Adisa I need to know how do I become a full vampire because I became a vampire by inherted it from my ancenstors.

    Reply
  27. Diana Eleanora says

    July 1, 2014 at 2:16 pm

    Hey what has everyone been up to? My friends are being very evasive and a conversation not involving too much arguing cuddling or smack talk would be nice.

    Reply
    • Lilith says

      July 1, 2014 at 9:40 pm

      Hello, Diane. How are you doing? A few things have been happening around here but not much to extricably significant.

      Reply
  28. Calista says

    July 1, 2014 at 4:31 pm

    I am a vampyre fledgling and i need help. My wings are growing in and i need help. And my fangs arent coming and i am close to XX and need help

    Edited by Seth: For your safety please do not post your email, age, birthday (or year of birth), full real name or location (country or state is okay but city or town is too specific) on the site. Your survival is important!

    Reply
  29. Calista says

    July 25, 2014 at 11:54 pm

    Can anyone help me please? I do not have my training fangs yet or my wings and i am a full vampyre with a day walker necklace. Please help.

    Reply
    • Fenrir Iceborn says

      August 12, 2014 at 1:22 am

      Seek out any one of the powerful vampires other than Morrigan.

      Reply
    • Reaper says

      August 12, 2014 at 1:28 am

      Miss Calista, if I may just interject here. Unless you want to go seek out a territorial blood sucking daemon, some Vampires don’t actually get their wings until much later in life. Just wait a while, I’m sure they’ll appear!

      Reply
      • Fenrir Iceborn says

        August 12, 2014 at 1:33 am

        For once you actually come in useful. Thanks

        Reply
  30. Calista says

    August 23, 2014 at 2:07 pm

    Thank you reaper but i would like to know which side of the family did this come from and i have another question. How do you tell if its a guy vampire.

    Reply
  31. Assanjin says

    September 12, 2014 at 5:03 pm

    Vampires, also known as Methusala are peculiar indeed many forms exist from weak to strong breed.

    Dhampir- They are the half breeds, able to eat human food and drink blood. Their scent is attractive to methusala, it is said to smell like sweet honey to them.

    Fledgling- The newly formed vampire. They have the strongest hunger of any kind, as their bodies are still fine tuning to the changes. They can have some of the stronger strength averages among vampires.

    Night stalkers- They are the seasoned hunters, already in tune with their ability of hypnosis, matter manipulation, shape shifting and most known abilities. Beware for they cast no shadow.

    Count- Elder vampires who manage to live for millennia, these are the blood suckers of legend. They are weak to sunlight and are for some unknown reason allergic to one of the most common spices in the world, garlic, they hate the stuff. Their completely mastered all vampiric abilities and also can rather easily lift 25 tons of force and mass. But be wary they have a very simple weakness, they cannot deny nannies, if you say please may I be allowed to live they are obligated to oblige.

    Crusnik- The kin slayer, executioner, immortal of immortals, these creatures are amongthe most dangerous of the breeds. They are vampires who hunt down and eat other vampires, over time, these vampires steadily grow in strength by absorbing the strength of their prey and their own kind. The older the more dangerous. I encountered one crusnik in my lifetime, his name was Alucard, he killed Vladimus Draculia the 3rd also known as Vlad the Impaler on a pike and drank him dry. That was no easy task mind you. We faced for three days, neither giving way until he was drained of strength from lack of blood and so I let him go. Crusniks are fierce warriors, possessing greater speed and strength the more time they live.

    Vladimus Draculia the 3rd- Legendary vampire who was the ruler of Romania long ago, he was better known as Vlad the Impaler considering that he would line his enemies on pikes to act as an example. He has felled millions, and millions. His reign only ended when a young Crusnik defeated him in battle, but not through skill but by sheer luck, no methusala has ever been feared as much as the dragon of Romania, earning him the title king of the vampires.

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    • Hatter MT says

      September 20, 2014 at 10:48 pm

      Correction: Vladimir tepes dracula the 3rd Also known as vlad the Impaler AKA the great oath, and it would be spears not pikes, he was decommissioned by a revolting government but is rumoured to have returned as Rescently as 1994. Oh and only you and kurogane use the word methusala, the more common names in fact being homo vampirous and homo sanguineous.

      Did I mention you have the logical mind of an adlet? An adlet being a vampiric variation of lycanthrope, speaking of lycanthrope which is a mixture between two greek words that make lycanthrope translate as wolf man in fact the first official mention of lycanthropic nature being a Greek story copied by every single last person influenced by Greeks including indirectly the Norse and pagan both of which connect to Fenrir who was NOT the inventor of werewolves please stop saying he is wait only he says that. Btw there is only 1 official kind of vampire and that is the one of legend not to confuse with dhampirs or fledglings who are both between the worlds of humans and vampires in a close to irreversible way only completely irreversible in the case of the dhampir

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  32. Calista says

    September 20, 2014 at 9:48 pm

    Thank you but one question,my mame is Calista Alucrad Demorii. Does this mean anything bad? Please help.

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  33. Calista says

    September 20, 2014 at 9:57 pm

    Sorry my middle name is wrong my ipod is BADLY lagging its Alucard not Alucrad. Sorry again.

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  34. Raven says

    September 22, 2014 at 9:20 pm

    Hello. I’ve recently discovered that I might be a vampire. My best friend is also one and he is helping me through this since I have yet to get my fangs. I would appreciate it if anyone would reply! ^w^
    Thanks,
    Raven.

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  35. raven269 says

    September 22, 2014 at 11:46 pm

    Hello. I have recently discovered that I am a vampire, but I have yet to get my fangs. My best friend is also a vampire and he is helping me with this. I would greatly appreciate it if some creature would give me advice on the matter of my fangs.
    Thanks,
    Raven.

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    • The Protected says

      September 30, 2014 at 4:33 pm

      It’ll be just like growing new teeth. Gum ache, a bit tender in the are they’re growing. Nothing out of the ordinary, apart from maybe the fact they’ll be twice as long and sharp as normal canine teeth. Good luck, and, please don’t bite me, I’ve got enough on my hands as it is! (See comments below)

      Reply
      • raven269 says

        September 30, 2014 at 4:46 pm

        Thank you. They’ve actually started growing. And I’ve already started forming abilities!

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  36. The Protected says

    September 28, 2014 at 5:19 pm

    Seth! Loads of people in my school keep turning really pale. 🙁 It started off just one but now half the school is going pale. And now someone in my class has gone white! What do I do?!! ❓ ❓

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    • powerwolf345 says

      September 28, 2014 at 5:27 pm

      kill them with steaks wooden steaks cause they are vampires and if your friend is a human keep her from turning into a vampire or if she is a vampire dont kill here maybe she can help you

      Reply
    • Arcadia Iceleaf says

      September 28, 2014 at 6:26 pm

      May I ask, what are the Protected?

      Reply
      • The Protected says

        September 29, 2014 at 4:29 pm

        We are an almost human looking race. There are only a few ways to distinguish between human and protected.

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    • Hatter MT says

      September 28, 2014 at 8:20 pm

      RUN, then ask your parents to move out of the state/province

      Reply
    • Scarlett Lupa says

      October 2, 2014 at 8:38 am

      …do you think another vamp is creating a flank with newborns? It wouldn’t be a surprise…I guess Kanin gonna have to investigate…man he’s going be mad this was his week off…

      Reply
    • powerwolf345 says

      October 2, 2014 at 3:16 pm

      cause i would never kill my best friend

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  37. The Protected says

    September 29, 2014 at 4:35 pm

    Thanks for the advice, but I really need a way that both allows me to stay alive, and stay in the country. Though almost three quarters of the school have turned. Definatly keeping a stake and LED light on hand. Faking being ill tomorrow.

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    • Hatter MT says

      September 29, 2014 at 5:41 pm

      Well this would be where I tell you not to attack anyone and do a bit of a checklist of all possible survival techniques and then do a speech about how vampirism is a branch of humanity involving words like sanguineous and vampirus. But let’s skip that and tell you to act like nothing is happening and wait to see what happens using standard anti vampire techniques and don’t use holy relics those work as well against vampires as salt against a banshee

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      • The Protected says

        September 30, 2014 at 4:22 pm

        I’ll try that. You’ll find out if it worked because you’ll wake up with puncture marks in your neck if it didn’t. 😈 😀

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      • The Protected says

        September 30, 2014 at 4:36 pm

        You’ll know if it worked, cause I’ll be in your bedroom on Hallows eve.

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  38. The Protected says

    September 30, 2014 at 4:18 pm

    Powerwolf how did u know my best friend is a girl?!! ❓
    What are u ❗

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    • powerwolf345 says

      October 2, 2014 at 3:19 pm

      cause some people have girls as friends so i thought your friend was a girl or a boy so i said girl i didnt know it was a girl

      Reply
    • powerwolf345 says

      October 2, 2014 at 3:21 pm

      and plus im a werewolf and a girl

      Reply
  39. The Protected says

    September 30, 2014 at 4:23 pm

    Uh oh! I think my twin changed my avatar

    Reply
    • The Protected says

      September 30, 2014 at 4:24 pm

      Wait! He changed it back. Twins from alternate realities are annoying.

      Reply
    • Seth says

      November 2, 2014 at 7:25 pm

      Hail The Protected,

      Thanks for keeping on. Evil twins will remain a threat as long as there are alternate dimension and name misspellings. I don’t need to remind you, three times is all it takes. Please type carefully.

      And keep on keeping on,

      Seth

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  40. The Protected says

    September 30, 2014 at 4:25 pm

    I figured out how to do magic! Quite simple really.

    Reply
    • raven269 says

      September 30, 2014 at 5:10 pm

      Indeed it is, Protected. I love doing magick. Especially if it does good for my friends and family. ^w^ do you know any spells? If so, how many? I’m not trying to be rude. Sorry if I seem like I am.

      -Raven

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      • The Protected says

        October 1, 2014 at 5:47 pm

        You misunderstand me Raven. This is magik without spell craft. The answer actuall lies in quantum physics. Two atoms can sometimes be found in the same place. This means that there are a number of alternate realities. This means that if you truly believe something, it shall travel from another reality into this one. This is why you sometimes put your coffe down and it disspears:someone from another reality is believing they have a cup of coffee. Therefore the key to non-verbal magik is not knowing the limits. This is how magicians such as Dynamo work.

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        • raven269 says

          October 1, 2014 at 7:15 pm

          Ah, yes. I did misunderstand. Thank you for clarifying, Protected.
          -Raven

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  41. The Protected says

    October 1, 2014 at 5:51 pm

    I don’t think the humans know it, but my race are dominant in the UK. (That’s where I live)

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  42. Calista says

    November 2, 2014 at 9:23 am

    Dear Seth and other people reading this
    Is all this stuff from the website real

    Reply
    • Seth says

      November 2, 2014 at 7:23 pm

      Hail Calista,

      Thanks for your SOS message and congrats on your Halloween survival. I wish to assure you personally, this is real. All the individual beings who post on SOS are real, including me. That’s why for the protection of everyone involved, we all survive under assumed names.

      If you wish to be a part of the SOS community and chat about your supernatural survival, please ensure that you too, never divulge your real name, age or location.

      Long may you keep on keeping on,

      Seth

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  43. AP says

    November 9, 2014 at 6:49 pm

    I came back… 😐

    Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      November 9, 2014 at 7:40 pm

      Well darn

      Reply
      • Akantha says

        November 10, 2014 at 7:58 am

        ..oh…yay….lovely…..

        Reply
    • AP says

      November 19, 2014 at 5:51 pm

      Fine. You all don’t like me? It’s mutual. So at least give me the respect I deserve as a fellow survivor.

      Reply
    • AP says

      November 19, 2014 at 6:27 pm

      -he turns and walks away from them, not blaming them but not wanting to listen to them-

      Reply
  44. Calista says

    November 26, 2014 at 4:46 pm

    Thank you Seth. How do you tell if someone else is a vampire without doing this test. Some vampires are shy so how can you tell. Also when do vampires get their full fangs and wings? Thanks again!!

    Reply
    • AP says

      December 1, 2014 at 12:19 pm

      Have you tried conveniently placing mirrors and holy icons?

      Reply
      • Seth says

        December 4, 2014 at 3:59 pm

        Hail AP,

        Many, many thanks for helping out a survivor here with this excellent advice. A mirror trap is an excellent way to out a full blood vampire.

        You keep me keeping on.

        Seth

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      • AP says

        December 9, 2014 at 11:07 am

        So why are you assuming that your friend is a vampire?

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    • Seth says

      December 4, 2014 at 4:05 pm

      Hail Calista,

      Thanks for your SOS report. I just want to endorse the excellent advice of AP below. His suggestion of a mirror trap is sound – if your friend has fully turned. Of course the mirrors must be true mirrors, the old-fashioned kind with the real silver backing or it won’t work as vampire reflections do in fact appear on shiny surfaces just like a humans. Only holy water and true silver mirrors should be used to set a mirror trap. Also if your friend has already turned full vamp you will need to be sneaky about your trap as she will be on the lookout…

      Survivors may have suggestions for how to set an effective mirror trap. I’ll look into the archives.

      Seth

      Reply
  45. raven269 says

    February 17, 2015 at 9:09 am

    Greetings, Survivors! I’m back. Sorry about being gone so long. Much has happened to me, but I am still in one piece, thank the gods. The Vampire Princess is still my mentor/mistress. Very happy about that indeed. I do apologize for being gone so long.

    -Raven

    Reply
  46. Marney says

    June 8, 2015 at 1:50 pm

    I have a few questions as this came up while I was on vacation. A friend of mine who I was visiting, said she can really sence me as a Vampire. I do know off and on I see black wings on me. I hear Vampires cannot say turn into Bats? Or shapeshift? hey if I am some vampiric bat changer that would be kind of nice.. anyway what can this mean? I am affected by sunlight in ways. it is by Light in general. can someone help me say an experienced vampire?

    Reply
  47. catveena says

    June 14, 2015 at 2:25 am

    As a fairy the concept of vampires are amusing and frightening. A blood substitute for vampires that’s good
    Doesn’t mean I’m ever going to trust them.

    Reply
    • Fenrir Iceborn says

      June 14, 2015 at 11:54 pm

      Hail lady of the Fae.
      My people have long been friends with the fairies. I even know some of the Fae Hounds (Cu Sidhe) since I’m involved in the Wild Hunt.

      There Are many Clans of them I’m an Ulf so mostly all I know is about K*lling them. Still certain clans can be useful but no they’re never really trustworthy.

      Reply
      • Catveena says

        June 15, 2015 at 1:02 am

        *crinkles nose* they smell funny no that’s not right it’s the lack of smell that’s freaky and it’s there _I can make you do anything stare _ oh and how they enthral there humans . Holy crackers vampires freak me out.

        Reply
  48. MoreA says

    July 31, 2015 at 2:34 am

    Seth, just out of curiosity, have you ever had the opportunity to personally interview a vampire? If not are you open to doing so?

    Reply
  49. Angel Roar says

    September 8, 2015 at 10:06 pm

    I think I’m turning vampire. I once, bled and they were two drops of blood on the ground. I wanted to taste a bit just to see what it tasted like, and I loved it, I just sucked the two drops of blood entirely. Also, I have pointy teeth and I run pretty fast, but my skin isn’t that pale though, just a bit. But if I am turning vampire, I know that I love werewolves 🙂

    Reply
  50. Radiocat says

    September 25, 2015 at 6:17 pm

    )()(\\\\\–>HELP<–/////)()(

    Only a couple of years ago, I discovered I was a vampire… Fun. Anyways, every since around 3rd grade, I've had daydreams about cannabalism like any normal little girl. (Fun story, I remember threatening to kill a boy in my grade) So basically, lately I haven't been able to get it off my mind, I can't stop thinking about it. Is this normal? Thanks!

    Reply
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