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Probably the biggest threat posed by the preternaturally hot modern Vampires is the threat to your ego.
I’m talking about the damaging cycle of self-doubt you experience trying to date one. Don’t I smell good enough for her? What if she reads my thoughts right now when I’m thinking about picking my nose? Why is she acting like she just wants to just suck me dry? Can’t she see how eternally fascinating I could be?
But hey that’s just me. I’m a man on the rebound so maybe my perspective is a little skewed. If dating a vampire isn’t YOUR ultimate survival fantasy then you are advised to:
1. Beware their sexy hypnotic gaze – avoid eye contact!
2. Beware their sexy hypnotic bodies – don’t look!
3. Beware their sexy hypnotic voices – don’t listen!
4. Beware their sexy hypnotic marriage proposals. Think of how long FOREVER means to a vampire!
Failed on #1 – 4? CONGRATULATIONS. Lucky! Have fun but please try to recall all those safer sex tips from health class because your Vampire lover’s 19th Century high school curriculum DEFINITELY missed out on that part.
~~~IF YOU ARE A VAMPIRE~~~
Congratulations! Many consider vampires the penultimate survivors! Eternal life AND good looks – what more could you ask for? Socially acceptable nourishment needs? Look no further! On November 7, a team of scientists led by vampire Dr. Mick Bhatia discovered how to turn skin cells into blood cells just by manipulating a few proteins. No more snacking on squirrels and purse dogs! A fully viable liquid food source for ethical vampires is mere moments away. (See it here at http://sethonsurvival.com/survival-news/vampire-researchers-make-blood-from-human-skin)
Of course there are still a few things to remain aware of as a vampire. Sunlight for one. The *we sparkle in sunlight!* campaign appears to be flaming out. While the sparklers had a good run, the facts are that while some younger and part vampires do in fact sparkle, the majority of older and full vampires still go up in flames when exposed to direct sunlight without magical or technological intervention. This is about more than sunscreen. If you’re thinking of going vampire and you don’t have your own Day Walker ring yet, it’s time to invest. Finding a certified Day Walker ring is even more important than finding a vampire willing to change you. Don’t even consider one without the other. Valuable information about these rings is found in the comments below. Meanwhile vampire engineers and architects work overtime to design safer sun-proof vehicles and buildings.
Finally, let’s talk about your vampire thrall. Vampires need to be very careful (and considerate) when they are turning on the thrall power. I’m not just talking about dating etiquette here. Aiming your hypnotic eye mojo on some poor mortal sucker might seem like a great way to get free blood and donuts but the consequences can be devastating for both parties. Thrall-sick love slaves who are repeatedly denied your dark gift will eventually go insane 99.99% of the time. And who do you think they turn on first? So please. If you can’t control it yet, keep your tractor beam behind protective sunglasses, even at night.
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Oh, half breed! What am I going to do? I got blood all over my dress! How are we going to the ball now?
*I grin.* come hear. I got an idea. Take my hand.
*smiles and grabs hand*
*I grip you hand and a dress spreads out across your body.* now you decide what it looks like.
But isn’t there a style for the ball?
Your dads gonna kįll me *I kįss you on the lips.* just dress however you want. *I kįss you again* if they don’t like it scëw them.
La moitié Race, le moment-je obtenir mes mains sur toi, je vais déchirer vous membre par membre et à l’usure de votre peau comme un manteau!
I am also at the ball with Ofilia
Ofilia: hi….
Me: we have a friend watching the children so she’s a bit strung out
Ofilia: I am not and shu….. Wait I could have sworn….
Me: what?
Ofilia: nevermind, it’s nothing. Go get me a drink
Me: blood, and merlot?
Ofilia: of course.
Bebe, your secret area is not very secret, it’s easily found.
Don’t worry, I’m not here to cause trouble.
Good because I’m worried about the others. Why are you here?
I asked him to come. If he has changed, this would be a good way to prove it.
Zanthre, be warned. The vampires will not stop until our family is out of the picture…
Well since everyone knows where I am I sent the hatchlings to a trusted freind to babysit. I’ll be at the Ball in 5 minutes I’m too worried about you guys.
I overheard some people talking. They are going to “cleanse the slate”. I have a feeling they consider you dirt…
I didn’t think I’d have to say this, but I am kind’ve a loner and proud vampire: IT’S A TRAP!
What you don’t mean me
…. I’m Ammbassador to both councils why ???
Either they’re afraid, or they’re envious… Maybe a combo…
I have a meeting with the council soon. I’ll find out more there…
Perhaps your family as earned a bad reputation, Monsieur Dren.
Zyboragon will be alittle late. I left him a note that I’m here and that Sally is babysitting the hatchlings. I hope he gets the note or he might not know to come.
Well it can’t be me I’ve done every thing for the council I have the dyson key. They would not dare.
Maybe your right…
(Eyes dart to the rafters. A figure is perched there, with an arrow notched in a bow)
GET DOWN!
Don’t worry he won’t fire, at you.
Well he didn’t fire at Bebe so…
Artamis!!!
Sorry for the delay, I was meditating.
Bebe, Zyboragon won’t be there, getting you away from the eggs was on their agenda, father has retrieved them.
I am here for one reason alone Bebe, you should know why I’m here, I can’t say it…
I will be protecting you for now.
Thank you Zanthre….
You’re welcome mo-…err… Bebe.
I wonder what’s it’s like …… I can’t wait to see the ball…..
(taps microphone) attention ladies and gentleman if you would take your seats .
A man just tried to kíll me…
(bursts through wall).
Looky over here ye mongrels!!
Mess with my family and you’re messing with the Godslayer!!
(points towards a crowd and vaporizes them).
No they’re going for Artamis!
(An arrow hits Artamis right between the eyes)
My family! YOU VAPORIZED MY FAMILY, GODSLAYER!
(draws out black powder pistol)
Ma chère famille, je vous vengerai. Vos esprits peuvent se reposer. Père, mère, frère, sœur. Godslayer, je finirez-vous!
Sauvages internautes chacun d’entre vous. I. .. ma famille … Je vais vous vaporiser!
(Points towards pistol causing it to melt and cause an explosion that sends you flying).
Shoo!
I helped you! They did nothing!
(begins sobbing)
I will rip you limb from limb even if I must give my own life to do so. This I promise you!
(slumps to floor)
Beata Maria
You know I’m so much purer than
The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd
Then tell me, Maria
Why they left me
H-help me, Maria. Give me an angel so that I may destroy him. So that I may destroy the one who did this to my family. So I can destroy the Godslayer.
Gah!
(shakes hand, causing all those who were vaporized to rematerialize).
Get your family and leave.
(realizes they are not real)
YOU WILL BURN!
(summons servant)
DESTROY THE DRAGONS! DESTROY THE GODSLAYER! DESTROY THEM ALL!
(cries into plams)
God help us.
(armies mobilize and begin marching towards dragons)
How can they not be real? They are exactly as they were before I vaporized them. Are you already so obsessed with thoughts of revenge that you’ll continue believing what you want to believe lack what I do to make things right?
They are not! H3ll magic user! YOU WILL BURN!
You are 3vil. You always will be… it’s my job to extinguish your life. God hath given me this task.
Ofilia and I are trapped in a building that’s burning down with holy fire if anyone cares…… but please don’t worry I’m sure we’ll burn quickly.
Do it then.
(Points to scar on neck)
Right here is the soft spot.
*blasts AP into hold fire* Hahahahaaa now I can’t have you kīlling my greatest servant can I? I am Ëvil, I am the One. You will all dīë.
EviI…. I’ve been waiting for you!!!
(channels energy)
I am not your servant.
(unleashes a mass wave of energy towards eviI, striking past the host).
Good effort kid *clenches fist* but your soul is mine. Now take your mommy and leave, I’m going to watch Mutt and Ofilia būrn.
Come on Half Breed! We’re so damn late– *sees the destruction* what the hell happened?!
We are leaving these H3ll spawns. They will be sent to the guillotine in the morning.
(burning alive)
ANN, HONEY, YOU MUST DESTROY ALL DRAGONS! THEY HAVE BROUGHT THIS UPON THEMSELVES!
(disintegrates)
(reintigrates and breaks way out’ve building)
Y’know, I’m starting to dislike parties.
Understandable.
Now that we’re…
IM COMING GUYS!!!
Welcome everyone to this years 100th vampire ball ….Bebe as ammbassador to both the vampire and witches councils please do the honors by lighting the orb.
OMG !!! Whats happening?
Bebe???
What the fuc…..
Artamis!
(Rus over as another arrow hits him, this time in the heart)
Don’t worry, I’m…the shaman.
(Taps Artamis and revives him).
Get them grab Bebe.
You v.s Godslayer = Start running.
Nnnooo not Atramis ……..
Why I’m only starting ” stabs Bebe with Crystal blade injecting venom”
Your last wishes. Your about to bleed out…
Bebe, come here, let’s get Jessy and go to Zyboragon’s hiding spot.
Okay everyone out!!
The One: not everyone Mutt *raises hand doors slam shut*
Me: your dėãd!
The One: it’s time for you to pay up, by watching your friends and family burn *lights a match throws it to the ground igniting holy oil* you can’t cross this and it will consume this building in seconds. There’s also a legion of vampires and Hybrids waiting outside incase anyone manages to get through the barier.
Me: why?
The One: *eyes flash black* because we häte you.
(Fires colt. Vice slumps to the floor…)
No vampire can survive the Colt…
One down k!ll all the council membres and grab Bebe.
We need to evacuate. They’re going to blame us for Artamis deāth. Even smarter than flat out kílling us…
Fire alarm hit it…(ouch)…
Dren, get the family out of here.
Ok…. right behind you…
(Shoots vice again)
Let’s go!
Aunt B you got à dagger sticking out you back
Jessy run sweetie run (gasp)run….
Everyone is teleported out)
Medic!
(I pass out. A blowdart sticks out of my back…
Get her to Zyboragon before its too late…
Zanthre…I should not have come ….your going blurry….
Mother….
I’m sorry, I failed to save you..again..my second chance..
Zanthre where are you tee hee I can’t see you (giggle)…
(gasp) Zybora….gon (gasp) Zanthre hold me I think I’m falling…
I’ll have to do what I can.
(removes the knife and pours a liquid into the wound, begins chanting and the wound closes).
*Appears beside Zanthre* if you don’t want to have this place collapse on you you should move it champ. Also take the back exit, I have a legion of Vampires ready to rip apart anyone who comes out the front.
I’ll go down with the building.
(channels energy)
But nobody else will perish!!
(unleashes a great light that teleports all remaining survivors outside to safety).
I made you what you are you little punk!!! I gave you everything!!! You could have ruled these pãthetic little monsters!!!!
Leave him alone (stands between the two).
EviI, you never stop talking.
(shoots Ev!l)
I am sick and tired of these motherf*@$in’ id!ots at these motherf*@$in’ parties!
Snakes on a Plane refference *flicks hand throws AP back into the fire* you need to cook some more.
Sorry-
(shoots Ev!l again)
I’m supposed to be served raw.
*flicks hand up AP shoots up into the roof* your really almost annoyingish.
(crashes down through ceiling; rises)
Wrong-
(roundhouse kicks Ev!l)
I’m de@thless.
* AP is engulfed in flames* I really do dislike Dėáthless things. But you realize that I can’t dīë right? Not even that toy gun your friend has could kīll me.
People once believed, that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes, something so bad happens, that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the soul can’t rest. Then sometimes, just sometimes the crow could bring that soul back to put the wrong things right.
I can see Zanthre my son I….?
Your sealed in, and the building is burning down. Your all going to dīē
Hahaha everythings glowing teehee….Oh BBQ my fave ha !
Zanthre my son my son
my son 
don’t hurt him ….
(kisses Bebe’s hand)
Mother, you’ve got to hold on, please.
You may have healed her but the venom will get her. Good bye Bebe. Ha ha
That’s what the liquid was for, it was an antidote!
Zanthre. Pour some of it down her throat. It’s not completely gone.
Fine Bebe this is not over your kids will never rest wé will get what wé want.
No you won’t Vice.
(Points finger at Vice and vaporizes him).
So… is that a yes?
You *flicks hand, Zanthre is thrown across the room* I made you the ruler of all existence!! Now I’m going to kīll you like a dīsgūsting little Human.
You took me from my family when I was just a hatchling, you made me kiII my family, you made you lose what I never had a chance to have. EviI, you are scum. That’s all you’ll ever be.
Complimenting me will get you nowhere *clenched fist and twists Zanthre begins to cough blood* and as for you *flings Bebe across the room and traps her in a phycic bubble* I will win!
(Eyes begin glowing red)
EviI.
I was weak, the influence of the shamans is weakening.
Don’t dīë the like a Human, come with us Godslayer, we can still make you ruler of Existence. *Ice appears out of the shadows^
Ice: don’t do this Zanthre!!
EviI, give me strength.
I taught you well *throws Zanthre across the room* too well, do you honestly think you could fool me? *breaks off a piece of burning wood* it pains me to do this but *aims for Zanthres scar* they’ve altered the alterer.
You’ve made one mistake this entire time and youve never realized it. I’ve surpassed you eviI, I’ve absorbed the energy of every god, you can’t stop me.
(begins glowing)
I’m invincible!!
I am older than gods child *aura of dark energy appears around me* I’m older than souls, and I am greater than even you. I’m original sīn boy *flaming manor begins to collapse* and you can’t beat me
And yet technology still won’t obey me! The irony *manor collapses*
There’s one more detail you’re missing, I’m the son of Zyboragon!!!!
*black smoke pours from The Ones mouth* I send you back to Hëll dėmon! *Smoke goes into the ground* sorry Zanthre but I didn’t want a fight that would end up frying most of the globe. The time to Kīll Ēvil will come, but not yet.
The One: hehe your to late Mutt *body fades*
Me: what does that mean?
I am a tormented soul, I must make EviI pay.
(starts to glow red) Let me come.
Run Zanthre save your self don’t let him hurt you.
Bebe your comming with me back to Zyboragon NOW ! (grabs you and we vanish back to Zyboragon).
Keep her safe, Lady V.
I will Bebe is safe.
Thank you Lady V, growing up..I was always comforted by you. Someone I could trust.
You have my greatest thanks.
Leave him alone (jump on you claws and teeth bared) .
I will….I must (looks into your eye’s) your my son I would li(gasp) like to know you.
Step back…. hmm this is a rare poison. I should be able to heal it though *extends hand to Bebe, white glow apears and spreads across her body*
Thank you (cough) yuck but thanks…
Zanthre?! What are you doing here???
I’m trying to save my mother!!
Need help? *holds out multiple surgical tools and herbs in each hand*
Would now be a good time to practice my new form?
YES!!! I can’t get in because of the Holy fire, you’ve gotto help them!!
(bites) Annette you taste good.
(throws Vice against wall)
NOONE TOUCHES MY DAUGHTER!
(throws to ground and stomps skull in)
.*shakes head* I’m okay…! *shakes head harder*
Next patient…! (dammit, concentrate!)
*I run towards you changing colors as I go* oh man oh man! Annette how can I help?
What did I miss? Oh wait… (opens a portal inside building) Go through it, let me help you in healing.
*crash* patient thirty-four finished…
*vomits blood* oh go—…. *searches pack* I used up my last blue herb… Three patients ago… *vomits more blood*
My body can generate it if it has healing capabilities. I had some so lemme see what I can do. *I lay down and concentrate. The blue herb begins to sprout up from my entire body.* use it!
*blink, blink* …? *eyes dilate and you see a a tear rolling down my cheek. It’s made of blood*
…………….
*I fall, more crimson years strolling down my cheek*
Nononono NO!! I will not allow this! LIGHTNING!!!!! *lightning strikes and inbecome a rainbow werewolf. A hundred voices as one flow from my mouth.* you shall not dįe! I löve you to much for that! *A glow comes off of my and floats towards Annette.* you will not dįe got that?
*hearts stops and I stop breathing; one by one my organs start shutting off*
NOOO!!! I can not lose you! Please don’t dįe!! Fine if you dįe then so do I. *My eyeballs turn back into the white fluid and the fluid covers my face. It begins to cut of my air supply.*
Half Breed, STOP! Hurting yourself isn’t going to bring your little girl back. Stop. She wouldn’t want this for you, but she’s gone…
*The White fluid disappears leaving my eye sockets empty.* Fine! But I will forever be blind as a reminder of how good she was! DO YOU HEAR ME ANNETTE?!? FOREVER BLIND FOR YOU!
Did YOU hear ME?! She’s gone!!! She CAN’T hear you! So stop. Just stop. STOP KĮ||ĮŃG YOURSELF OVER A LOST CAUSE!
I’m not dëad! Just blind!
And do you think Annette would want that for you?!
ANN! NOOO!
(holds Annette)
No…no… Not her… She was just a child…
(sobs)
WHO IS RESPONSIBLE?! WHAT IS RESPONSIBLE?! I WANT ANSWERS!
Whatever bit her, apparently. Some rare form of poison. Where is her mom? Also, which one of you is her dad?
Did she get bitten by anything, recently?
DID YOU DO THIS?!
(slams Master into wall)
I KNEW YOU WERE LOW, BUT NOT THIS LOW!
(sobs)
What the hel-? No, I didn’t! *pushes you away* Half Breed was trying to ki|| himself, so I had to give him some advice. I’m sorry about your daughter. From the symptoms, she probably got bit by something poisonous and dìėd soon after.
Yeah? And how am I supposed to trust you? The last time I heard of you, you were trying to steal my wife. What makes this situation different?
You CAN’T trust me. You just have to BELIEVE me. I’m sorry I did that to your wife! (where IS she anyways?)
She’s… Forget it. You don’t need to know.
(points Desert Eagle)
You just need to help me find out who did this to my daughter.
Annette is daed? I don’t believe it… I won’t!!
She can’t be…
I’m sorry, Crtystal. It’s hard for me to believe as well.
(sob)
When she was right here alive this morning.
(pins Master by neck)
Unwise decision.
(throws to ground)
Get up.
Leave me alone!! Everyone I care about is dy!ng or getting hurt.
YOU-! YOU THINK THIS IS THE TIME TO JOKE?! HUH?! MY DAUGHTER’S GONE AND RIGHT NOW THE ONLY JOKE I’M CONSIDERING IS “HOW MANY LIGHT BULLETS WILL IT TAKE TO GET RID OF MASTER?!”
CRYSTAL! Don’t leave…
(drops to knees)
Why, God? What does this accomplish? HUH?
I was the one to bite her . Annette will come back to Life just transformed into an ev!l Annette.
Bye now the others call. ( slips into the void).
I’m going back in time
i will preserve Annette in ice, I will cure her. 
Oh… you’re cool. WAIT, WHAT THE H3LL AM I SAYING?!
(grabs Vice by head)
Give me one reason I shouldn’t crush your skull right now!
Master… I need your help. I need you to help me search the Void and find the motherf*@$er who did this to my daughter.
AP, Where is the Body. It’s important, I might be able to save Annette but only if I get to her body as quickly as possible.
Muupp!!!
Coonuuu hweelp nee peles?
Annnnnnn Nnnnnnneeeeeettttteeeeee?!
I don’t know could be any number of reasons, genetic mutation , aliens who know I don’t you just are .
I know why.
Why ???
Any accomplices of mine, you are needed on the angel page
Hail quinlan, I’m working my way there.
There’s…something..off…I feel…….funny..
*starts licking the ground*
Summbudiie hwwweeepp!!!
Mmurrpis slirpoer. >:(
(grabs you and stops you from licking ground) Crystal you have to stop I’m taking you home.
*swings tail at Bebe*
My ground!!!
*freezes Bebe’s feet to the ground*
*start licking ground again*
Blur blur!
Why are you licking the ground? Crystal ?
*Scales become as clear as glass making me transparent*
Fruu pllooowwrrrr!!
Fruu pllooowwrrrr?
Your whispering to cows?
Although I must admit, becoming transparent is cool, for you it will bring new life to the terms “crystal clear” or even “clear as crystal”.
OMG Crystal??? your scales ??? You have to stop .
*raises head*
Why would I want to stop?
Ok then tell us why your licking the ground.
Try it!
*forces your face to the ground*
It is so goood!!
Well alright I’ll try à little. ( starts licking) your right mnnot bband
*tears running down eyes*
Nnnooooommmm??
So many babies… But where’s Annette? Bebe? Z? Where are you?!
Mining..err.. Hiding, that’s what I was doing, hiding.
Why am I thinking of a music disk right now?!
ANNETTE?! Annette, baby, where are you?!
You’re thinking of a music disc? Did that thought just “creep” up on you?
Yeah it did, actually! My first thought was, “ZOMG!”
Well, it was a nice day until now.. Now today has yellow sheep written all over it. >.>
This day is as crazy as an ice cold kid getting chased by wolves.
Almost as crazy as a zombie party.
Just hope that one doesn’t get stuck in the basement with a spider.
What the hell are you talking about? Are there spiders around here? Eeeekkk!!
Yeah, they thrive on the dirt, especially here. This is spider-friendly dirt!!
*Starts licking dirt again*
Muurreekkk!!!
*tries to pull away in panic but is frozen to the spot*
Meetrrlkkkk!!!
*walks out of basemen holding two babies* I’m so hungry! Bebe, do you have any food? Oh and Crystal… *puts three long legged spiders on your back* found them in the basement.
*Begins crying silently*
(lifts head) so good…fridge (starts licking again) uump in ffrniiddge.
Don’t worry! *takes one off your back* they’re daddy long legs. They don’t bite… Hard. They’re really poisonous, though.
*closes eyes and passes out*
Ooh, I guess I forgot to tell her that they can’t penetrate her skin… Oh well. She’s Down, Z. Take her home.
Cccrstnal (eye’s water freezes to spot lifts head Crystal….
Hello Bebe!!!
Crystal why were you licking the ground?
Err…still licking the ground?
Why are you doing that? Stop it!
(unfreezes feet) as you can see Zyboragon …Crystal has à problem. We have to get her home.
I can see that Bebe, are you okay?
I think it would be best to watch crystal for now, see if there’s a reason for this behavior.
I’m great
you ? I am worried about Crystal .
I’m fine Bebe, it’s been a fairly relaxed day.
(Kisses you)
I’m not worried about Crystal, I just wonder what’s making her act like this.
I’m going to find them and rīp them apart!!!!!! I have to find them!!!!!
Who ?
The Båstards!!!! The ones that stole my Children!!!!!!!!
Your children are missing??? Arghh!!
Tis unacceptable that is!
Why are all the kids acting weird?! Me with, like thirty kids, Mutt’s and my kids missing, crystal licking the floor…
Wait, why am I thinking of seals right now? Ooh! Is that fish? :3
My children aren’t missing, someone kīllëd the Hybrid I had watching them and took them! When I get my hands on them *white clouds turn to thunderheads* they will feel the wrath of Heaven.
*eyes flash*
Your pups were cute, even when they were whining for you.
*eyes return to normal*
Yes they are and your my daughter I l0ve hunny .
*lightning hits the ground next to crystal* Tell me what you know or dīē in agøny.
*Stares at mutt with a scared and confused look, trying to pull away from the dirt but to no prevail, my tongue is stuck and I cannot move*
Mii dunnnt moo ziniiwagg..
Don’t try and fool me, come out Dēmon, I command you *raises hand*
Hey mutt. *comes out of the shadows holding three babies* do you have any food? Granola, anything! Please!
*Jumps up*
I’ll tell you what you need to know, your children were taken by eviI, he gave up on Zanthre.
*Scales turn black*
Royal bodies are in such high demand these days, I won’t get many more chances over the next couple of centuries.
Actually, you’re not going to get any chance at all. *stabs you the neck with a syringe and injects a three times overdose sedative*
Nice try.
*snaps fingers, liquid leaks from hand*
Sorry, I must have this body for a small amount of time, when I’m done I’ll leave and it will be like nothing ever happened.
…..Crystal…. ( looks at LP ) what are you doing to Crystal?
Grrr…you better bring my friend back… Shhh… Stop crying, little one. You want to feed?… I knew it…
(eye’s flash) LP leave Crystal alone…(goes back to licking).
Not an option, thanks for the info *places hand on Crystals head, light flickers showing through her mouth, eyes and ears. Crystal collapses* now I have to find Ēvil.
Nice try Muttsers.
You don’t know who I am? Typical, we watch over all of you and you don’t give us thanks or even remember us!!
LP is not doing anything except taking care of her kids. Crystal iOS obviously being possessed, and everyone needs to protect their children.
Why does everyone against us not have a physical form? Anyway, Mutt, that won’t work.
Against you?
How dare you insult us!
We have been guiding you all since the beginning.
Look at her, Bebe! Since when does crystal have black scales?!
Bebe licked the ground too, she is also royality, she will have one of family take control.
(looks at you in panic)Crystal…LP…???
Nice work of irony. Royalty licking the dirt.
You should see what we do to bad royals.
(whimper)I feel funny….
Bad… Royals? Care to elaborate?
Oh crap!!!
The other kids! *turns tail and runs off*
Well, bye-bye Bebe. Your going to get possessed.
(scales go from clear to black) GGGrrr
Called it! Well, shït. Guess it’s just me and LP.
They don’t know about us, have we not made ourselves known for that long?
Ha ha ha freedom it’s been so long
Actually, give me some time and I can sense what you are. I can also get into Bebe’s house through the back keydoor. I can see the fingerprints, and I’m pretty sure I can find more back there.
So who are you? Enlighten us. Make us quake with fear. WHAT ARE YOU?!
No go ahead we have things to do…
I am Enerion, I am a creature that has watched over you all for centuries.
There are many in the family, who is it that is dwelling within Bebe?
I am Vissnum and I have been waiting for so long to be free.
Your black I think I’ll be green (skin changes to green) Alex does this look better ?
Hello. My name is Mary— I mean, Lycanthropic Paragon. Mother for the shadow beast. Now, what are you?
Oh Vissnum, they sent you?
Good, I was worried that I was going to be stuck with one of our mindless siblings.
You two… Know each other.
Why are you even here?
Mutt, where is Annette? And where’s Drake (the baby boy)?
Yes I was glad to come…I’m glad your here…we have work to do.
Wrong form of “your”, dammit!
Like what? Go díè in a hole?
They are being mean, who would want to be mean to guardians?
*purple color mixes in with the black scales*.
Guardians? Hèll no. You’re not guardians.
Oh but we are.
Guardians of what, then?
Remember the alleyway? That voice that told you to turn back? Alex that was me.
I’m Enerion, please remember…
I don’t remember much.
I do like it when there mean .
Guardians?! What kind of guardians make our friends eat dirt and take their bodies?!
We had to raise from the dirt, after we were stuffed underground. Not that anyone noticed..Nobody notices us.
What the HELL are royals anyways?!
Stop! Quinn, that’s a spider! Rachel stop trying to eat those berries! Tanya, get away from the pool! Drew, stop licking your sister! Daniel, stop crying! Leo, get away from the mirror! Laurie, stop touching that machine!
We have been watching and all you ever do is fight.
I don’t try to. I fight when I have to.
They need us, they haven’t had our help in a long time.
So much distrust..it’s hurting me.
Find a way to make me trust you.
*Pulls out a necklace made from metal scales*
I believe you know one of our kind…
Zyboragon?
Bebe’s consense in this body is very upset looking at the scales.
Yes Zyboragon, that’s the one. He came to us long ago and we made him a guardian.
How did you get his scales?
It was the pact, each of us have one of our scales displayed in the guardian chamber of our realm.
We were told that this scale would help us so we brought it, then we all got stuffed into the ground and drained of energy.
Zyboragon? Is this true?
Is he around? That would be swell!!
Zyboragon
Zyboragon
Zyboragon
He should be now.
Alex this Bebe has Zyboragons energy and his scale and has had eggs they will be strong.
That was a sad time.
Whoa! A ring on your finger!! Zyboragons energy?
You’re not only female, your in the body of Zyboragons wife! That’s funny.
I… I guess I belive you.
Oh Ha ha…so there mates she has his soul as well…mmmm this could be fun.
Don’t mess with them. Zyboragon has always been good for the guardians, we owe it to him to be respectful.
(sneaks up and steals the ring) You’re not doing anything with his soul.
One last question. Why are you here?
Thank you Alex.
We were all stuffed in the ground, we choose some guardians to rise from the dirt, Crystal felt my will and accepted me, now that we are here, we must find Zyboragon, the royal blood will regenerate us and then we will be able to split from these bodies into permanent ones. From there we will release the guardians and help with the coming storm.
Any royal’s blood? Or a dragons?
Alex I do not need his soul I have one. (ouch) I think this Bebe wants her ring back (sigh) she’s as sensitive as Enerion.
Any royals blood is fine, royal dragons is just better.
Hopefully being in that body will teach you to be sensitive Vissnum.
(ouch) man she is annoying Alex please give me back Bebe’s ring she’s getting upset. (ouch) Yikes she really must l0ve him.
I’ll be back in an hour or two. I’ll help you.
I heard summons? Sorry, my Internet is acting up.
Mmmmm maybe (pouts).
Z!!!
It’s me! Enerion! I’m here with Vissy!
Z??
So Z’s our guardian?
Yes Zyboragon came back to safe gaurd everyone.
We are all your guardians, Zyboragon just jumps to help and we haven’t been needed as much.
I have other scales but not his not that those are his scales or is it.
Yes it had been a long time. Mmmm I’ve never been female this body is very Nice. They will need us more now than before.
your always so sensative they will learn in time.
Of course I’m sensitive, some of us were born female!
(sigh) I’m sorry I forget it’s been awhile.
it’s ok!
I know what happened last time, we promised not to talk about that, it was too weird.
Stop ignoring my questions. Is Z our guardian?! What are royals?! What do you do to bad ones?!
Royals are dragons brought into royality, dragon pride and royality create a certain pulse in the bloodstream, it allows us to regenerate quicker.
Bad royals get punished, that’s all I can say without losing this body’s last meal.
Well, I’m the kinda person who needs proof with a story.
Wait! I remember you! I was the voice that told you to help Zanthre! You listened!!
?! You’re that voice?
No. No, that’s impossible. Prove it, and I’ll admit that I owe you my life.
*Whispers in the wind*
I am the voice.
Whether you believe me or not, you owe me nothing.
NO YOU AREN’T!
Cover your ears, kids. This sound is enough to drive you nuts!
It must be the new vocals..I’m in a much younger and different body.
I’ll try to prove it another way.
Oh my—-! Yes! Yes! I believe you!
I always told people to stop lying to themselves… Here I am doing it. That voice…! I’m sorry… I just…!
I have the blood. I have one from a dragon royal and one from Wolf Princess…
I’m so sorry Alex, Wolf Princess is so special, I reject the usage from that, the blood from this body and the dragon royle shall suffice.
*pats you on the back*
Stay strong.
Good luck, I guess. What’s so special about her blood?
Her blood is not special, she was just special to you. She’s still out there somewhere, I’m sure of it.
That’s better.
Enerion need to find Zyboragon.
I know, I just can’t stand how cute you look as Bebe.
Cute dragons are not cute.
Live a little, you know dragons have a human form right?
That’s right I hope Bebe’s a red head.
You can change hair color you know!
Don’t you DARE change Bebe’s looks! She’s perfect and beautiful the way she is!!! You change one follicle of her hair and I’ll…!
Well she’s not. She’s blonde.
This one has not fed yet…time to go hunting.
I’ll be back I have to feed and for some reason I feel the need to check on the young. Be back shortly.
Change to white scales, that way the young don’t get upset.
(sigh) fine see you in a short and don’t call me Vissy you know I…yuck..(rolls eye’s sisters).
No can do Vissy.
How’s it going Vissy? You enjoying being a mom?
I like this world.
Zyboragon! Please show yourself!
Oh. I wish I knew where she is. I miss her.
I miss her too…not that should would miss me.
Hey guys, whatcha doing?
Wishing WP was here
Enerion?? It’s great to see you again.
(Hugs Enerion).
Where is your trouble making partner in crime?
*Hugs back*
He’s around here somewhere, running around in Bebe’s body.
Get him separated from Bebe as soon as possible, no exceptions.
No exceptions? You trying to be tough?
come on! Let’s brawl!!
I can hurt you no matter what form!
You said WE can’t stop fighting?
That was Vissy who said that, and I was teasing Z.
You win, I’m going back to the hatchlings.
So what do Guardians such as yourselves protect?
We protect the rights of existence, we believe that everything has a purpose and should be given a chance, if the threat is too great we stop it.
We guide those who are in danger by telling them which path they should choose, we pretty much guard everything, there are very many schools of guardians.
If that’s so, why couldn’t I save my daughter?!
The guardians were stuffed within the earth, we haven’t been able to show our influence in weeks…..me and Vissy barely managed to break free today..
I’m sorry about your daughter….
Yeah? Well being ‘sorry’ isn’t going to bring her back. As I see it, you guardians aren’t capable of doing your jobs.
We weren’t available, if your going to pull that on us, you were present yet your daughter is still gone, why couldn’t you have done it? Its no longer as easy as it looks now is it?
>:(
I tried!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I GROW THROUGH EVERY NIGHT WHEN I THINK OF HOW I COULDN’T STOP HIM?! I THOUGHT YOUR JOBS WERE TO PROTECT! WHERE WAS THAT OVER THE PAST CENTURIES?! SEALED IN THE GROUND, HUH?! YOU’RE A REAL CREDIT TO YOUR SPECIES! I HAVE NO HELP! 
YOU CAN’T ACT AS IF YOU’RE HERE TO SAVE US FROM FIGHTING WHEN YOU DO THE SAME! YOU’RE EQUALLY AGRESSIVE! YOU’RE IMPERFECT JUST LIKE THE REST OF US! WHILE WE’VE BEEN DOWN HERE BATTLING DE@THLESS MONSTERS OF GREAT 3VIL, YOU’VE BEEN BICKERING WHILE SEALED IN THE GROUND! I HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE ANGRY!
Arghana, stop it. Taking out your anger on another person is’t going to help Ann, especially if that person is a drac
Arghana, stop it. Taking out your anger on another person is’t going to help Ann, especially if that person is a draconic gaurdian.
Are all mortal beings like you? I don’t see much hope for the future now.
Do you think we weren’t trying to help? We were in the same predicament as you, trying but failing. If you’re going to blame us you should have an actual reason, right now you’re just making yourself look foolish.
Give me one reason that I shouldn’t send you back wherever you came from right now!
One reason? Easy!
Because you can’t.
No. AP is just angry. Ignore him until he calms down.
It’s difficult Alex, we take everyone’s feelings to account, it’s why I’m so upset right now. *sigh*
Enerion, I’m sorry. Arghana just… He… He’s upset. He puts the blame on other being when he gets angry. I know it’s not your fault. I’m sorry for my husband’s behavior. Maybe as a sign of peace, I’ll cook you dinner?
It’s fine…he’s not the only one feeling this way towards the guardians. The distrust hurts but I have to handle it.
I must decline your peace offer, it is not required.
Come on! You look like you need some of my cooking!
How about if it’s not a peace offering? Just us hanging out and stuff? Arghana can take care of the kids. It’ll be fun!
(perched on tree limb with crow on shoulder)
Guardians, eh? Must investigate further.
(crow flies off of shoulder onto other tree limb; front flips from tree)
Hi hunnie! – <3
How've you been? So many babies!
So have you seen Annette? I've seemed to have lost track of her. Probably with that half breed, isn't she?
Annette…
(sobs hard)
Vice… Bit her. I tried to protect her, but…
(sobs even harder)
He kïlled my baby girl!
WHAT?!
………………..
Ha… Ha… Ha…! That’s really funny Arghana. Now… Where is she? *tears start flowing* where’s Annette?! *sob* Where is my baby?!
My dear-
(on the verge of crying)
I wouldn’t joke about our baby girl… Ever.
Oh go— *starbs sobbing uncontrolably* Annette! Annette…! My baby girl! No! She… She was only a month old! Dammit! Dammit! DAMMIT!!!
*softly* Annette…
*runs into a corner* Annette…
*starts growling* Annette…! *gets up* Annette!
*punches a hole straight through the concrete* ANNETTE!
*slides down into the corner, arm bleeding* Annette…! *starts sobbing again*
Oh my god. I’m very sorry.
Sorry? How will that help her?!
How will getting angry help?
These… things are acting like this is a joke. I don’t trust them. It seems like they want to cause chaos over ‘lesser’ beings. If you don’t believe me, look over their old comments. I believe they are planning something… something big.
Oh yes! We are totally planning something, there’s the reckening at 11, the sacrament at 12, the apocalypse at 2 and the special thanks and award ceremony at 6!
Totally.
I don’t trust you. If I were you, I’d watch your back.
If I was the one not to be trusted then I would be the one threatening you then wouldn’t I?
I watch over this site. I know you’re going to try something. I know you’re true purpose. If you were a real guardian, you wouldn’t have take another’s body. As far as I’m concerned, you’re the enemy. I’ll be watching you, making sure nothing happens. If it does, I’ll break you. Like an egg.
And, by the way, you already have threatened me.
Have I?
Have I?
Yes, you have. Yes, you have.
Most would have presented evidence there.
Holy S**T!!! I was surounded they where everywhere hatchling mob me , then I got lost in Bebe’s shoe closet……I thought I’d never get out…..I’m here…
Vissy!! *sniff* good to see you.
Wait. You left Bebe’s HATCHLINGS in her shoe CLOSET?!
I sorry but wow Bebe’s kids are a handful so I hid in the closet got lost in a maze of shoes.
Some chick named Jessy is watching them.
Heehee.
Being a mom isn’t easy is it?
So is that a yes on the dinner?
I’m too upset to eat…thank you LP.
I thought being upset made you eat. Aw well, more for my whelps!
*crash* no! Get off Bebe’s statue Zack! ZACK!!! *crash*
What happend ?
Don’t worry. One of my fledglings jumped on a statue and it fell. Gonna give my babies a lesson on discipline. MARK! Stay away from that uncooked steak! It’s for me, and it’ll probably get you sic– dammit, MARK!
Kid’s.
There’s kids, then there’s dark angelic shadow dragons. Put them together and multiply by forty-seven.
That’s my family.
Wow. It sounds like you need more than AP to take care of a family that large, how do you do it?
Oh, thanks.
So many children, I do not envy you LP. I’m sorry, it would just be too much..
Sorry alresdy ate too full ( burb).
Burping isn’t very ladylike Vissy.
Sorry I keep forgetting
.
No it’s very hard work yikes…
Distrust happened, I’m weak..
Here take some energy from me (takes hands).
No, you’re the one who has to play mother, you need all the energy you can get. I’ll be fine, it just hurts.
I have more than I need this body has a power thats very strong.
If you insist…
*holds hands out*.
What did you do with the blood I gave you?
I absorbed it.
Are you going to do anything to help the other guardians?
Feel better ?
As soon as we have enough energy we will split from these bodies and gain our own forms, then we will have enough power to destroy the seal. It drained us completely…
Why do you need energy ?
(arg mod)
Wow, Jessy you’re adorable.
We need energy because ours got sapped, taken from us, everything lives off of some kind of energy, we need it to live.
Yes we should.
Ah thanks will you have your own bodies .
Thank you Vissy.
Then let me help. (transforms and starts glowing red, transferring most of my energy to both of you)
Thanks Alex this feels good.
(takes hands passes energy ) powerful heh.
Yes Jessy, we will split and have our own forms.
Hot damn!!
Alex thanks for that energy!!
Is it time to join hands and sing kum-bi-yah? *grabs Vissy’s and Enrion’s hands*
I gave you a lot… any more and I might have found a way ti d1e.
Alex you might want give me back Bebe’s ring…..Wow I feel really good…It’s time sis.
Yeah.. sure.. (gives you Bebe’s ring)
So then what happendd are you staying ?
Sorry, I’m not quite there yet. Vissy, go ahead and split!
Thanks Oh!!! She’s happy….
Really? (gives you more) I’m going to go.. umm… rest now…
You need energy? *eyes glow light blue* I think I can help.
LP, you need all your energy to take care of 47 kids…
You sure I’ll hang till your ready.
Alex, no more please, you’ll end up getting yourself kiIIed!!
No… it’s fine….
Vissy, please split. Zyboragon probably misses his wife.
Can… can you… split.. yet?
OK….
Alex, stop. If you dìe, then that thing in you will control you. FOREVER. *grabs Enerion’s hand*
I just need a little bit more.
No… It’s important… that they split… I realized why…
(gives you my last drops of energy) (thud)
HOLY HELL!!! That’s the gooood stuff..
*gasps*
Alex??? Why??
*cries*
Alex …..( holds head) go I’ll look after him.
Why does no one listen to me?! *pulls Alex away and starts doing CPR* go on! Split! SPLIT!
Vissy?
Bebe?
Are you okay?
*rubs neck*
Ouch! This hurts…
Wow that was not what I call a good time. LP hows Alex ?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5… Come on Alex! We need you and your unstable form and your D3 nonsense!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5… What will WP say?!
1… 2… 3… 4… 5…
Enerion Vissy said he will meet you at the gate…..what ever that means.
Ouch!!!
*starts breaking away from Crystals body*
argh!! Where’s Vissy??
Alex… *our lips touch and… I plug your nose. I begin to blow air into your lungs*
Look Alex! I just f$@%ing kissed you! Now WAKE UP!
Thanks Bebe, sorry I got you involved..
*final pull*
Freedom…
*panting*
I’m sore..
This might tickle! *Puts hand on Alex* LIGHTNING!!
(murmurs) L.. sto… re…
*takes out a red herb and a green herb then crushes it in my hand* Open up… *forces the powder down your throat*
That’s ok I undrestand why you guy’s did it glad to help.
That’s for teaching Vissy to be sensitive. I’m so sore, i can’t move.
I just feel a little fre@ked out. But I’ll be ok.
Please rest in the waiting room. An operation is in order. *puts head to Alex’s chest* sounds steady… *turns to enrion* now for you—
?!
You…!
Is there anything I can do ?
Enerion can I help ?
I just need to…Zzzzzzzz…
AGHHH!!! (falls d3@d from inability to contain energy)
*shakes you until you awaken, then I touch your face* Oh my…! It is you! *hugs you* I’m sorry! I’m so sorry for what I did!!!
please forgive me…
Enerion, Alex….
Alex Enerion …crap.
(starts shaking)
Alex?! Excuse me, Enrion
. *Pulls Alex to the floor* okay… First gotta drain the energy… So, uhmm… *grabs Alex’s head and begins absorbing* AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
*pulls away* okkkkkaayyyy… *takes out purple herb* noowwwwww… *slices into Alex’s chest and crushes the herb above where his heart is and lets the powder fall into his chest*
…………..
*faints*
(remains dead)
LP my energy is diffrent let me try ( holds Alex head invisions energy flowing into Alex he starts to glow) oh that was draining but cool.
*Violently awakes*
Whoa!
Enerion you ok ?
Never better thank you Vis…Bebe sorry.
Alex! I must help you!
*Grabs Alex’s hand and sneezes on it*.
Get up!
Tha…Ever…My..Ener..Rega
S O S ALL SURVIVORS ARE NEEDED AT THE ANGEL PAGE
*I hike out of my house, being followed by forty-seven foot tall feathery-winged shadow dragons, each nipping at each other or trying to fly with their pathetically small* Enerion, I hiked all the way out here so you better take it. *holds out a container with beef and dried plum soup* give it to your brother, or whatever, just keep it.
You’re kids are tall…
A foot isn’t that big. They probably just look tall all jumbled together.
47 feet? Considering I’m 6, that’s pretty tall.
Alex, are you looking at them wrong?! They’re only a foot tall! >_<
I read it wrong! LOL! I read it as
*I hike out of my house, being followed by 47 foot tall feathery-winged shadow dragons, each nipping at each other or trying to fly with their pathetically small* Enerion, I hiked all the way out here so you better take it. *holds out a container with beef and dried plum soup* give it to your brother, or whatever, just keep it.
Read it as 47 foot tall… lol…
Okay wait. I was looking at them wrong. They’re actually three feet, but that’s still small!
Disgusting.
(backflips back onto tree limb and disappears)
Hail Survivors,
The first clues are going up for the new SOS Survivor Hall of Fame entrant. Can you guess who it is?
Look here to see the clues: http://sethonsurvival.com/survival-resources/hall-of-fame-dyanmoon2012
Keep on keeping on and beware the moon.
Seth
Doubles… you don’t mean…?
This is sounding really familiar…!
It sounds like…
I made Bender check this site during a livestream! Seth, he said WTF IS THIS?
Alex, I have my energy, you can have yours back!
*Pinches your ear*.
Get up!!!
Thank…you…
Hello I’m sorry to bother you I see that your busy. Can you tell me what Year it is ? I’m Edwin I was sleeping and herd the noise.
2012
Thank Alex so what is this SOS Hall of fame is it a contest.
Enerion your very…….
so can I help.
A lawsuit has been filed against a New York City high school for failing to prevent the a vampire attack on three girls who attended the school.
According to the New York Post, a vampiress savagely sank her teeth into the girl’s necks in a series of bizarre bloodlettings.
One of the victims, told the Post that the vampiress drew blood from the girl’s neck and face, leaving disfiguring teeth marks on her jaw line and throat:
In an interview, Melendez said she was waiting near the school for a bus ride home when the girl “started slashing my face with something sharp, and she bit me” for no reason.
“She was trying to get my jugular vein. I couldn’t even believe it was going on,” she said, adding her attacker dragged her down to the ground. “There was blood flowing all over my face. My skin was in her mouth, and she wouldn’t let go,” Melendez said. “She just bites like crazy – she eats your flesh. For some reason, she just likes to bite.”
She was able to push off the crazed teen, who fled, leaving Melendez bleeding profusely from cuts and bites on her face and neck. She also suffered a broken finger.
The vampire attack left the victim fearful, tormented by nightmares and in need plastic surgery to restore her face:
“I don’t like to be alone,” she said. Even sleep is no respite, she said, because of a nightmare in which a crazed attacker “is biting me everywhere.”
Hail Quinlan,
A much belated thanks for this excellent article. An warning for all of us about the importance of appropriate vampire security measures at high school.
I hope you don’t mind, but I updated the article a bit and added it to the front page here.
Thanks for keeping on keeping on,
Seth
Potato……….
Fantastic aren’t they?
Yes they are.
I should not be feeling like this I’m a dragon now……but I crave for blood and lots of it….(whimpers).
Hello, survivors. I am commenting here to tell you that the person who played Agharna Phellan on this site was kïlled when he was hit by a truck. I am his brother, Tony. He always said you guys were his friends. That is all.
RIP AP may the Lord and Lady bless you (sniff)
…..
I don’t know what to say….this is terrible.
R.I.P AP, may the lord and lady bless your soul.
He was intent on kîlling me and WP last night. I sound like a dôûche saying this, but I know he’s not dead. Last night, I asked him why he can’t just leave me, Matt and WP alone. He responded:
I am. I’m discarding this account and most likely my Seth On Survival accounts because I’m so bored of all of you. Don’t belive me? I took a screenshot.
Yes, last night we all agreed it was false.
You helped us a lot •_•
Yeah, i called bullsh1t on that, he didnt quite seem like his bro just di3d
Hello my babies ….mommy going away to the kingdom of sleep where mommy wont be a pest or a danger to the others. As one surviver has implied that I’m to emotional to be safe around and everytime I try to be supportive and nice it backfires and everyones ends up in each others face, Jade and Zanthre take care of your brother and sister….
I will miss all of you… Zyboragon please forgive me I don’t mean to be such an over emotional pest that causes you more grief than good………………………. 
Bebe…? Please, don’t go! Don’t leave!
Bebe. Don’t go. What happened today with that survivor was a mental health issue. They didn’t mean what they said.
Bebe, please don’t leave. I didn’t mean what i said. I’m sorry, I forgot to take my antidpressants today. I’m okay now, and Now that i’m thinking about it, I realize the error of my ways. Don’t listen to what I said. I just a big dummy! I was having a fit of blind rage…
I’m truly sorry that you were in the crossfire, Bebe! You hold us all together! You comfort us in our time of need…
And Zyboragon NEEDS you! You’re the perfect two! Bebe… Stay… Your babies want you to stay.
I’m back needed the rest but ok now….
thanks Matt… 
I can’t stand seeing you upset Bebe… Glad you’re back!
I think I know why you’ve been craving so much blood lately, it’s not a real problem, since you’re a dragon now the amount of blood that you ingest has decreased dramatically. Your body is craving iron.
That’s all, we just need to get you fixed up and you’ll be back to normal in no time.
(whimpers) I’m still craving for blood but if you say it’s iron I need then I need it…I’m really craving blood…(whimpers)….
*Suddenly,a great roar thunders from a cloud of smoke.a figure emerges from the smoke that obviously is some kind of leader*WHERE IS THAT STUPED VAMPIRE?!?!?!
If u visited the werewolf page,u will no me,and 1OF U KILLED MY FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vampires assemble! The dogs have decided that they are better then us! We must show them howwrong they are! We have been organized! We have tried to be civil while these animals have rolled in their own filth for centuries! Brothers and Sisters, we must destroy this threat before it destroys us! We must kïll the savages!!!
Fool!it was u,wasn’t it?!?!u killed my father!!!u will be sent to prison 4 20 years!!!!
I feel so funny….I can’t think…so confused….why am I here? who are you pepole…the hills are alive with the sound of m…mmmmmm must help the first …..Zanthre…..can’t think…pain
pain..
The stage is set for the future.
No stop it ! please Ice the pain the pain stop the pain….(whimpers)
Bebe,drink this*hands Bebe vile w Ted stuff in it.u will remember who u r + feel no pain.trust me.
I dunno, Bebe. This guy loks kinda sketchy. Vial of liquids that he spelled “vile?” I think there are ‘vile’ liquids in this here ‘vial…’
(whimpers) everyone looks so tasty lately and I’m hungry (stares at Matt and Prince of Werewolves) both of you look like a good meal (ggggrrrr)
Giggle…has anyone seen mommy n daddy ? giggle You guys are funny… I can fly (does a figure eight)giggle…
This may just be a lucky guess, I think my mother has de-aged…
I wish I could tell you.
Come to the ball…and find out.
Yes those shots did wonders….Werewolfgirl don’t resist let go become one….. Let the fun begin…
Mutt? Anyone? Help!
Somethings wrong here…..*growls*…Whats wrong with….me?!?!?
Something feels off…..Bebe, you aren’t what I think you are, are you?
Wait, those shots……oh no. No.
No one can help you now ( smiles wickedly).
Leave her alone, Bebe.
Scar, are you feeling alright?
Um….I think so….and I will never become whatever you are, Bebe! Never!
Earl and I have the others to release……
Bebe, I need blood, I’m weak.
My dear Earl I will feed you but not mine for I am Draug and my blood will devourer you….
Did you say “Draug”?
……………crap.
Bebe, I don’t know what the heck you’ve gotten yourself into but whatever it is you need to stop. Remember who you’re interacting with. Think of all the memories you’ve had with them. Look into their eyes and think back as far as you can and realize your mistakes.
I see that you know my kind…we have already taken many towns and are spreading out soon we will be unstoppable….My brothers and sisters are ready to feast…..listen to our song it will bring you peace….
Bebe! No matter what you do, there is no way I will let you do this! No! You need to stop, Bebe. This isn’t what you really are. That Damion guy did this to you. Please. Believe me.
I…I…I can’t …. stop it your confusing me!!! I am the Draug and can’t be stopped…ahh another town with such a wonderful water treatment plant ( places hand into water. Draug offspring spread out traveling through the water treatment plant and through the plumming towards the houses and businesses) go my children feed and grow……