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Probably the biggest threat posed by the preternaturally hot modern Vampires is the threat to your ego.
I’m talking about the damaging cycle of self-doubt you experience trying to date one. Don’t I smell good enough for her? What if she reads my thoughts right now when I’m thinking about picking my nose? Why is she acting like she just wants to just suck me dry? Can’t she see how eternally fascinating I could be?
But hey that’s just me. I’m a man on the rebound so maybe my perspective is a little skewed. If dating a vampire isn’t YOUR ultimate survival fantasy then you are advised to:
1. Beware their sexy hypnotic gaze – avoid eye contact!
2. Beware their sexy hypnotic bodies – don’t look!
3. Beware their sexy hypnotic voices – don’t listen!
4. Beware their sexy hypnotic marriage proposals. Think of how long FOREVER means to a vampire!
Failed on #1 – 4? CONGRATULATIONS. Lucky! Have fun but please try to recall all those safer sex tips from health class because your Vampire lover’s 19th Century high school curriculum DEFINITELY missed out on that part.
~~~IF YOU ARE A VAMPIRE~~~
Congratulations! Many consider vampires the penultimate survivors! Eternal life AND good looks – what more could you ask for? Socially acceptable nourishment needs? Look no further! On November 7, a team of scientists led by vampire Dr. Mick Bhatia discovered how to turn skin cells into blood cells just by manipulating a few proteins. No more snacking on squirrels and purse dogs! A fully viable liquid food source for ethical vampires is mere moments away. (See it here at http://sethonsurvival.com/survival-news/vampire-researchers-make-blood-from-human-skin)
Of course there are still a few things to remain aware of as a vampire. Sunlight for one. The *we sparkle in sunlight!* campaign appears to be flaming out. While the sparklers had a good run, the facts are that while some younger and part vampires do in fact sparkle, the majority of older and full vampires still go up in flames when exposed to direct sunlight without magical or technological intervention. This is about more than sunscreen. If you’re thinking of going vampire and you don’t have your own Day Walker ring yet, it’s time to invest. Finding a certified Day Walker ring is even more important than finding a vampire willing to change you. Don’t even consider one without the other. Valuable information about these rings is found in the comments below. Meanwhile vampire engineers and architects work overtime to design safer sun-proof vehicles and buildings.
Finally, let’s talk about your vampire thrall. Vampires need to be very careful (and considerate) when they are turning on the thrall power. I’m not just talking about dating etiquette here. Aiming your hypnotic eye mojo on some poor mortal sucker might seem like a great way to get free blood and donuts but the consequences can be devastating for both parties. Thrall-sick love slaves who are repeatedly denied your dark gift will eventually go insane 99.99% of the time. And who do you think they turn on first? So please. If you can’t control it yet, keep your tractor beam behind protective sunglasses, even at night.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
srry i havnt been in a while i was being chased ugh
there is a group in my town tht hunts us not as big as area 51 but just as dangoruse!
Hi guys I can’t get on the WW page…..
I’m back the eggs are fine and Zyboragon…….. well you all know.
Bebe, your niece Jessy got on the site earlier looking for you.
Jessy said Bebe was an outcast, said that Lady V kiIIed her family.
She was looking for Vee, ARC told her what was going on.
Jessy is wondering about, she wanted time to think, ARC tried to convience her not to harm V.
Aunt Bebe it’s me . Jessy !
OMG !!! Jessy ( grabs you lots of hugs and kisses you) how did you ….. wow ….look at you ….. omg …..
….I missed you.
Bebe, may ARC be of assistance?
Arc is it true my neice Jessy was here? Why is your eye’s blue ?
Do you need ARC around? ARC is worried that you’ll see Zyboragon when you look at ARC, ARC is also worried about leaving you and the eggs by yourselves.
Arc it’s ok you can stay no it does not bother me, Zyboragon and I have a bond that when I look at him he glows like a star you glow too but not the same way as his.
May ARC see the eggs?
Well ok but don’t touch them .
How can you tell them apart?
I just can they all smell differant.
ARC detects no smell, these eggs are practically invisible on the radARC.
Mmmm really . well they are Zyboragon’s….(sniff) so there extra speical.
Can I see them ? I’ve never seem dragon eggs before .
In the sun, you could a dark green tint in Zyboragons metal, who you think the eggs might have a tint like that?
More points to autocorrect…
Yes Jessy you can . Arc there are two with Zyboragon coloring ones more green than the other the 3rd one more red and the other is peacock blue.
Mod aaahh. All the eggs have his colorings that one in the middle has the most ones got more green the other two are exacly the same they may be twins.
What about your colorings? Any kind of mix that might possibly lie dormant beneath the outer shell?
Yes the two that I think may be twins they have more of mine.
ARC woke up with blue eyes, ARC has no idea, it doesn’t seem like a problem, ARC is focusing on the family, don’t worry about ARC.
I like the blue eye’s there nice.:)
Bebe, what is it with your bloodline calling ARC “cute”? All of you have done it do far..
Really ! Well thats strange but cool. I don’t know you do you look cute I like cute.
Hi Arc thats funny sorta I think your cute mocho cute.
Well..ARC is not cute. ARC is ARC.
Well I Still think your cute .
Jessy you can stay with us your family this is so great..
No changing your mind? Fine… You may call ARC what you want.
: )
Ok fine your Arc.
Aunt B I’m a little thirsty is there a blood bar around ?
A blood bar ? There is but you have to be a member. I have a fridge full help your self.
ARC finds vampires fascinating, may ARC watch the consumption of blood? Purely for study of course.
Sure thats fine with me Aunt B is it ok. Are you à membre ? Fresh is better.
Yes I am … was. Here’s my card but only if Arc goes with you there not places I like to go too.
Orders confirmed!
Arc you want to go ?
Actually, no..Jessy, can you go one night without fresh blood? Bebe just experienced something awful, ARC thinks it would be best to stay near her. Sorry.
Cool road trip.
Be careful there’s good vamps and bad one’s.
Arc is right I want you to stay.
Yes, ARC meant to ask that..Bebe, when he went to go díe, how did it occur?
I can’t Arc all I’ll say it was
peaceful.
Well, the bright side of things…..:sad:
That’s Zyboragon Jessy not Zyborg . Zyboragon D!ed so he can be Zyboragon. I know confusing.
Forgive ARC, it’s not confusing at all.
I don’t want to talk about it but…….. you wait… you wait and you’ll see.
He will return, you two will live for a long time…
ARC is here for you if you need ARC.
Thanks Arc I long to be with him so much it hurts.
What? With who? What just happened..?
Humorous!
Joyous!
ARC feels better.
With him (points to ring) I can hear is soul at times talking to me telling me to be patience.
Yes, you should hear his soul, after all…he has returned!
He might not remember, Bebe, let’s go to the spot you saw him last.
Ok let me put the eggs in my pouch. I ready.
Ok ….ah not to be a party crasher but soul ?
Zyboragon put his soul in Bebe’s ring during the wedding, Bebe is his literal soulmate.
The signal is fading…he’s around but he’s flying away…?
Flying away…? I wonder why?
I was going to ask the same question, why am I being waited upon?
Because we’re stalkers. RAWR.
Nah just kiddin’.
Uh…hello Bebe? I appreciate the welcome party but all I’ve done is woken up from a long nap.
Was it a GOOOOOD nap?
Hi Zyboragon I’m Jessy Bebe’s neice.
Silly all this is…come sit with me the eggs there vibrating they must know your here.
LP your ok how are you ?
Eggs? What kind?
Our eggs the four of them look I think two are twins.
Z your dragon eggs.
I’m alright. Just having a little fun with Arghana…
LP are you two now together? Hows Annette ? I miss her.
What?! I thought she was with you!
Awww crap!
Our link’s still strong, so she’s still alive and healthy, but where’d she go? She isn’t responding to my attempts to make a psychic call. ANNETTE! BABY, WHERE ARE YOU?! ANNETTE!
I’m gonna go look for her.
(waves hand and dissapears)
We each gave each other our souls.
Wow thats deep.
( sinks fangs into Blood bag ) mmm 0 négative my fave. I’m sorta confused . Ok so Zyboragon d!ed to be reborn as Zyboragon ?
No. Bebe doesn’t want to talk about it, ARC will explain later, ARC understands.
I’m sorry Aunt B that’s very sad I wont mention it again.
It’s ok I’m very emotional when it comes to Zyboragon he is my everything.
How would a witch come into possession of dragon eggs? Did you take them?
Zyboragon you and I are married we are soul mates these are yours and mine our eggs I’m a dragon we bonded last night . Your energy is in me and the eggs.
We just barely met? What are you talking about?
No you have known me for awhile now you have lost some of your memories. When the other Zyboragon d!ed you were in a way reborn to a time before ….. life got sad for you.
Life has always been sad for me, it’s the path I chose.
Well now you have a new life with Bebe . Man for Bebe’s sake I hope you remember she has been through alot to be with you.
Well, if what I’m being told is true, then Bebe would be someone I could open up too, therefore she should know something about me that no one else does.
Zyboragon I have your soul and you have mine. Lets get some sleep I have’nt slept since the bonding. You might remember in the morning.
Well I hope you remember.
Wait, let me see those eggs.
Best show him Aunt B they are pretty.
Zyboragon here are your eggs they have the same metal on the shells and our coloring.
There our babies our little ones.
Impossible, these types of dragons are supposed to be extinct, these are mine though…I can smell you Bebe, they have your scent too.
That’s interesting…
Alright Bebe, I believe you.
Well thats ( shiver) ggood I can’t wait till they hatch.
Bebe, are you cold? Lay down, this is a large nest, we should be able to cuddle, you’re smaller than me, I can blanket you with one of my wings.
That would be verry nice I feel so cold I really misss you I know silly (shiver).
Still cold? Here, I’ll get closer.
Your so warm I could stay like this forever ( kisses you ).
Then let’s stay like this forever, I’m quite comfortable.
Mme too I’m so tired (kisses you) sso tired…zzz
Hunny I’m home . I missed you I went for a walk to clear my head. Aaaaww there so cute can’t you feel how happy they are.
I’m going to make something to eat are you hungry Zyboragon ?
So tired so so tired I have to nap so tired zzzzz
zzzzz……Poppy…..zzzz… Sleep…. Poppy……zzzzzz…..sleep……..join….us….sleep….zzzzz .
Zzzzzz….Poppy….join us…..zzzzz ……
I wonder if this will work…
(Bites Bebe’s tail, drawing blood).
Sorry Bebe.
Zzzzzz ……. (giggle) …….. Ouch ……zzzzz ……. It’s starting ……..zzzzzzz
Hmm…
(Bites behind the left ear).
Arc your eye’s there not blue.
Arc’s eyes are bulbs that are tinted red, they would never glow blue, it would be impossible. Trust me…uh…Bebe’s niece? Nice to meet you?
I just met Bebe a few weeks ago, forgive me if I’m not being polite.
Oh they were blue when I first met Arc now there red . You should ask your freinds what has happend .
I would lack the fact that Mutt and The Doctor don’t seem to be around.
Sorry I don’t know them. I just got here myself.
So Arc’s your clone. Did you make him ?
No, ARC just kind of popped out of nowhere.
Well thats kinda messes up but ok. Arc seems really cool I wonder if Arc can dance.
I got an invité to the Vampires Ball comming up do you think if I ask him he might come with me.
hi Jessy! welcome to the site! (sorry for not welcoming you earlier)
Akantha!
You wouldn’t happen to have any canned soup today would you?
actually yes ARC.
ARC will trade you the soup for a ritual of good luck.
you dont have to trade you can have it.
You look like you could use some good luck, please trade.
ARC no trade or no soup.
No, ARC doesn’t dance, Jessy, are you getting some form of signal from ARC?
Signal…. no but your the only guy that I feel I can trust I thought it would be fun……Still there is something about you…..I can’t quite place.
You’re cheating, ARC can’t possibly say no now, can ARC?
ARC is a clone of an earlier form of Zyboragon, Zyborg. I think you may feel an attraction towards ARC as Bebe feels an attraction to Zyoragon, But I am mostly wrong when it comes to love and realationships. Agharna gladly proved that to the entire site.
Oh !!! Ok I’m Jessy who are you (shiver) ? It cold here.
I’m Akantha daughter of hades and Artemis.
Jessy, take ARC’s robe.
ARC wears a robe over ARC’s regular clothes, ARC likes the look.
Is that what you call it (shiver) ccheating. Well I’m glad . I have’nt been to a ball in years.
You’re totally cheating Jessy, don’t worry, ARC isn’t a sore loser. ARC can handle it.
It’s nice meeting you too Akantha . Wwow your a god or a demi god ( shiver) .
Jessy, please wear ARC’s robe, it will stop your shivering. ARC doesn’t want you to be cold.
Goddess, and you might want to wear ARC’s robe he is very persistant.
Tthanks Arc I was warm awhile aago. I’m so cold now wich is strange I never get cold. Your eye’s there bblue again.
Well, let ARC stay near you Jessy, ARC doesn’t want you to be cold.
Yes, ARC’s eyes are blue again, do you like them like this?
Yyes they complètement your metall. (shiver) I think I need to lay down I had qquite a sshocking day. I feel sso tired and ddraind.
Do you know where your room is? Bebe’s home is quite large.
ARC has plenty of places to hide.
No I don’t kknow where itt is.
Arc I’m going to nap right here I’m so tired that zzzz
Jessy wake up! (shakes you violently)
Your family is going into hibernation! You’re more tired than you think! Wake the women!
Ha you fools Zyboragon may have won the first fight …… But I’ll now be the winner.
Making Bebe’s bloodline go into hibernation so they fall asleep, they’re not going to be waking up are they? They díe in their sleep, even the hatchlings and the eggs…
Brilliant….but you’re deád now.
I never said I did this if they d!e oh well not my concern I’m just happy that the Master is happy. How’s Lady V I hear she is cold and tired too. Half Breed been keeping her warm.
Even Seth thinks it sound off.
ARC…come on think…fate puts challenges in front of us so we can see what we can truly accomplish, what can ARC do?
your not in this alone ARC, but I just can’t think of anything!
Mace!!!
(grabs you and forces you to stare into the blue eyes)
Look into ARC’s eyes, what do you see??
Hey Arc watch the coat I don’t really know ! But what I do know is that there going to wake up différent.
That’s great, answer the question, WHAT DO YOU SEE?
(Light intensifies).
I think I may know what that means…
There very blue……?
Blue blue…blu…
no mace, I meant when you sid that they will wake up differant. I seriously wonder if you have a brain sometimes.
Keep on avoiding what you don’t want to see, ARC can continue turning up the intensity until your eyes melt.
Do you want that?
(Light intensifies greatly).
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
ARC! Is it possible that while hibernating bebe’s, poppy’s, and jessy’s personalities could change?
I can’t…..I see.. no no Arc I can’t….I I I see….I can see him…no I can’t.
Drastically.
just “great”…
What is it Mace? What do you see?
Tell ARC!
(Light intensifies to nearly dangerous levels).
Let me go he’ll…let me go let me go.
ARC you know how you said you would melt his eyes, don’t.
I I see Bebe,Jessy and Poppy the master calls for…no stop it let me go let me go…
WHAT DO YOU SEE???? IS IT A PRETTY SIGHT??
ARC THINKS IT’S SPECTACULAR!!!!
(Light intensifies into overcharged levels).
NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES MY EYES……………………………………………………………..(head explodes)
If ARC melts his eyes, the image will be burned into his mind for eternity.
ARC! * shields eyes with hand * your hurting my eyes now!
Way to go ARC…
Of course, it will also make the brain jump out of the body.
The image is forever burnt into his mind, now…ARC is going to have some fun with the brain.
ARC science later, let’s deal with the issue at hand now.
Future reference, don’t issue a stare contest with ARC.
Onl someone like Mutt would even consider it.
Hello jessy, im mrjaffa, a demigod (son of the morrigan) and a witch.
hey jaffa long time no “see”!
Hi mrjaffa nnice to meet you. I’m a demonic vvampiire. Yikes it’s cchilly in here. My family where wwitches I was but gave it up once I bbecame a D vampire.
Nice to meet you mrjaffa.
Did I ever introduce myself? My head hurts right now. I have no idea what I have done recently.
Alex, that sounds serious, start writing a log if you can, it may save your life.
It… its not much of a big deal. I can remember everything that occurred an hour ago. From what I know, I’m not having a hangover.
Hi Alex did youu go to a party?
I dont think so… I dont know…
ERGH. Magicks.
ARC suddenly has a problem with magic, ARC is sorry Mrjaffa, ARC has been having a weird day.
Are your eyes still blue?
What?
Oh look…They’re blue again???
Do I have a reddish haze around me through your eyes?
More like a really bright green, you look like you’re a smelly comic book character.
Your looking right through me into my magic source. Someone is tinkered with your eyes, someone who obviously hates me and jaffa.
It is near impossible not to laugh at that! lol!
Magick was never my strong point, It always backfires.
Yyou too I failed magick in school bbut potions and hherbs I ace.
basically, destruction is my strong point. I’m not good with anything really.
ARC’s field was projection of light, ARC really enjoys using lasers, who doesn’t want to be able to bend a small beam of light to save or destroy?
sounds interesting. Most likely Iwould mess uo and end up doing the exact opposite of what I intended. I do that alot lately.
I like explosions, and i do ( I hope ) fairly well with my magic, ive not really got a specific field, ive switched my magic around so much.
hmm… yep! you got me there cuz! I dont think I know which magick you use best!
Akantha, ARC holds the brain with the burnt image of what we’re dealing with, stored with information about “The Master’s” plan.
So…up for science now?
Yep I may be able to little though.
ARC hooks up a few wires here, a few wires there, add a projector and boom! ARC can now view brain activity like a movie.
I’m actually jealous at how adept you are at science.
In the world of science, ARC believes that jealousy is a form of constructive curiosity.
Over each panel ARC is creating, you may notice a dark outline overshadowing every image, ARC will just add this little doohickey and change the contrast of the screen, flip the lights and we can see the face of “The Master”.
I have a sinking feeling but, alright * turns off lights*
Behold! The image that made Mace’s head explode!
Ugly creature.
What kind of creature is it?
An ugly one.
NO NO NO !!!
Wazup bebe?
I don’t like where this is going…
I’m sure I’ll probably regret this, but I agree with Akantha.
I’ve fit nothing more to say to you AP
Good because I don’t want to hear anything more from you.
and no i didnt try the sap thing with the trees didnt want to risk it.
and is it possible to be part vampire and part werewolf(not for me, but a friend).
HAHAHAHA. So Who Is The Master, ARC? Who?
ZZZZZ …..
….. pain so much pain….? Where am I? (ouch) Whats happening ? Why am I in pain I feel so hollow (double over ) my scales my beutiful scales I’m turning White OMG what am I going to do?
You’re going to stay still and let me work my magic.
Ok I’ll stay still (sniff).
While you were sleeping I experimented on you.
Terribly sorry.
A curse that makes you cold, forces you to sleep, because what possessed you, it’s only able to work if you’re not awake.
I made everything about you shut down Bebe, your scales suffocated the being inside and that’s why you’re white and hollow!
Sorry about the pain.
(sniff) Zyboragon you always know what to do I can endure the pain it’s fading. I was possessed I don’t remember I hope I did not do anything bad.
I don’t always know what to do, I’m just a lucky guesser.
Then I’m very lucky you are (kisses you).
Four eggs… Mine and yours….
That is not luck, that is fate.
Do not forget that fate guides us, as long as we desire to grow, it will lead us to happiness!
(Lifts Bebe up and twirls her in a circle, then kisses her).
Also don’t forget, it’s a great day!
Sorry about the twirl, you’re extremely lightweight and I couldn’t resist.
You keep that up I’ll want to play (nips you) giggle.
I’d Iove to play around Bebe, but we must help Poppy and Jessy!
You have me excited though, dragon play, fantastic for mates, relieves stress and develops a bond, it means you’re not just a mate, you’re a friend! It’s fascinating isn’t it?
Yes it is my l0ve yes it is (giggle) ok go help Jessy before I pounce on you.
Well you can pounce on me if you want, I just can’t have you biting or scratching when I start.
Until then, have at!
It’s the vampire ball lots of dancing food and some kind of surprise. It’s my first ball I’m really excited.
I’ll wait untill your done then we can play.
Jessy do you have a dress yet?
No (ouch)
I don’t I need to get one.
It’s a vampire ball, won’t the vampires throw a fit if a cyborg walks in?
Especially one with ARC’s history? *cough cruise ship cough*
Arc I think it will be ok I’m not going I’m staying home I’ve had one two many balls. Jessy you look about my size I have an outfit you can have for the ball.
What would ARC need to wear? The robe probably won’t work..
Really (ouch ouch) cool and no parentales .
Arc I’m sure theres a tux you can have. Jessy you will be on your best behavor you are repersenting the family ok!
Thank you Bebe, you’re a good friend to ARC.
Ok I’ll be good.
why are you not going ?
Alright Jessy, you’re done. Hope I didn’t hurt you too much.
Well it’s a long story I’ll tell you sometime ok. I really have to stay with the eggs.
A night in, eh Bebe? Sounds great!
Thanks Z no it did not hurt very much. Now I can sleep (yawn) .
Well now that there gone to bed mmmmm gggrrrrr (pounce scratch bite) we can play
(giggle)
(playful growl) Yes Bebe.
(giggle)
Bebe just a reminder that you are a council member and it’s mandatory that you attend all council members will be there. sorry
There is a meeting on thursday afternoon see you there.
Oh crap I forgot about the Vampire council. A meeting on thursday and then the ball on friday (pouts) dang so much for à quite week.
It’ll be okay Bebe.
Zyboragon, you still owe ARC two wishes, ARC thinks ARC wants to use one.
You really want that? ARC, I’ll break the rules on this one, just in case it doesn’t go over so well.
When you’re ready, ask.
(Whispering in Zyboragon’s ear).
Granted!
AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
That stung!! Did it work?
It did work!!
Wow Arc
your very cute . (giggle) 
Thank you, I’m also very human.
It’s nice that I still get to keep my blue eyes.
It’s going to tough not wanting to bite you. (giggle) your eye’s are a pool of blue I l0ve them.
I’m glad you like my eyes. I like yours….more and more..
Red eyes…. Beautiful eyes…
Great, Jessy…
Jessy, I wanted to try something, I hope you can participate in this.
Ok anything for you Arc .
I want you to turn me, will you do that?
Really are you sure Arc there’s no going back if I bite you.
Yes there is, Zyboragon will cancel out my wish to become human if I get out of control or something happens.
I like learning about people’s experiences, but things are better if you are the one to experience them, this is a fantastic opportunity for that.
Yes, I’m sure.
Give me a second, being the cyborg I was, my body is adjusting, I didn’t ever used to sleep so it may takeZzzzzzzzz…..
Can I go to this Vampire Ball?
Yes you can I have a dress you can wear.
Hello Bebe.
What do you want?
What Do You Mean?
Riser who are you how do you know my name .
I Am The Master. I Believe You Are Friends With My Mate? Paragon Dream? Or Something Close To That. No One Seems To Be Able To Get The Message To Her Without Questioning Me. My Message: The Master Has Arrived. Oh And Bebe, The Way I Know Your Name… It’s The Same Way You Know Mine. It’s To The Right Of Your Icon.
She is my mate.
Does She Bear Your Fledgling? She Was A Nice Girl, But When I Realized The Energy In Her Was A Child…! I Needed A While To Think. I Didn’t Realize There Was An Auction Close By. I Didn’t Realize That YOU Would Even THINK To Buy Her.
I am Markhem. I was before your time, sir. She had one of my children and is carrying the second one now. I came first and I bought her away from filth like you who would demoralize her.
And, pleasw, would it k!ll any of you to just say kids? It makes life so much easier.
Kids…? It… Leaves A Peculiar Feeling On Your Tongue After Saying It…
Bebe it’s time..come to me Bebe my one and only.
You!!
(Grabs Mace and plants a light energy charge that detonates immediately).
Good morning Bebe.
Good morning Zyboragon (kisses you).
(returns kiss).
Bebe, can you watch over my children… I need to rest…
(Thud)
I sure can Dren I had a special hidden nursery made at work. Aaaww the poor guy’s just wasted. (covers you with blanket).
Legs try this again. Bebe come to me Bebe if you don’t Jessy will di3.
No she won’t.
Why can’t you leave my family alone?
Aaawwwww is the big bad dragon mad? Your family has something I want.
Not mad, just tired of you.
Not going to happen.
I haven’t heard from Jessy or Arc since the first feed…hope they’re okay..
I think they wanted time alone I not sure…tee hee
Well, you’re certainly smiling and giggling a lot today.
I had a very good sleep the sun’s out it’s a bright new day. How about you.
Haven’t slept yet.
I’ve been up for a couple of days.
Well you best get some sleep. You have been very busy lately.
But Bebe, if I go to sleep I won’t get to watch over you.
Aaaawww Zyboragon I’ll be fine I’m going to work soon I’ll have the kids in the nursry the eggs in the incubater. Go to sleep you need rest that’s an order shoo go to sleep.
Orders? Consider me a rebel, there is too much that needs to be done.
Fine but if you drop from exhaustion or get sick I’ll be tick and very worried. I don’t want anything happening to you.
Don’t worry Bebe.
You Two Are Together? Wow, What Happened While I Was Gone?
Jessy… And ARC?
WHAT THE HELL?!
I’m Getting A Weird Mental Imag-…. Ewww, Ewww, EWWWWWW!
Why is that weird? It’s just two vampires together.
(snore)
Sleep well Dren the kids are in good hands.
Or Are They?
I Mean…
If you’re planning something, I’ll kiII you.
It’s Not Like I’m Trying To! I’m Trying Hard To Act Like My Former Self, But It’s REALLY Hard When I Can’t Remember Myself.
No, One Of Them Is A Cyborg, And He’s Plugging His USB Into Her Hardrive, And Uploading Some Items!
Ignoring…ignoring…
(eye twitch)
I Friggin Told You It Was Screwed Up!
Are you sure they both look like vampires to me.
I just hope she’s old enough that the age difference won’t scare her off, Arc is over two thousand years old!
Well I’m young your older than me I think she can handle it. Jessy looks so much like me at that age she could be my sister.
I am very happy today, but shall not tell why if no one shall ask.
Sounds good. Deal!
I’m only joking, why are you happy?
Okay, okay, STORY TIME!!!!!! short story, slightly embarrasing….
i FINALLY kissed my girlfriend after 7/8 fr1gging months!
Jolly good!
I know!! I kinda maybe was shaking after…..
Sounds about right.
Why?
Excitement.
That’s all there is too it.
So Z, whos this mace fella
Just another being that hopped on the bandwagon of taunting my wife.
Yes Mace is annoying but harmless I just ignor him.
It’s difficult for me to ignore these things when you’re in danger Bebe, my right eye is twitching…
Your eye is twitching is that bad….mmmmm ok I’ll be extra careful.
I know why don’t I stay home and put a sleeping spell on the kids then you and I can have a nap.
Just Don’t Get Stuck In A Room With Me, I Still Don’t Trust Myself.
Uhhh…
Well that would not be a problem our room has wards on it you would not be able to get in.
Bebe, I like your idea, alright.
Z, I Think Bebe Didn’t Get The News About Me.
Bebe, I Am… Was… STIGMA… At Some Point. Sorr-… I’m So Sorr-… Damn, Come On… I’m Sorr…. Yyyyyy. Sorry For What Riser… No, For What I Did To Annette…! She… I Sent Riser, And I Take Full Responsibility For Him.
Bebe, Please… I’m Not Evį|
Good you need rest I’ll give you a back massage to help you relax.
Thanks Bebe.
I know who you are but your in a house that is alive and it protects me and my family even if you could break the wards you still have to find the room and the house would throw you out. Good night Master…
Morning everyone, Stigma….. Always nice to see you when your not trying to kįll me.
I might want to do some kiIIing, I’m quite hungry.
Oh blo0dy h3ll. Im still a fairly happy jaffa at the moment though…..
It’s better to be happy than anything else.
“Supposedly”.
I think it is.
Thats wonderful mrjaffa.
Hello everyone the vampire council would like to invite all vampires and there vampire/non vampire mates to this years all soul’s ball . If you would like to attend and your not a vampire then a $ 100 non membre door cover charge will get you in.
This year’s thyme is victorain ,masks will be provided at the door.
The Ball is at the Wayland Estate friday 6pm.
All council membres must attend …
Cool !!! Why do you look like Mace this feels like a trap.
Mace ? Oh you mean my twin idiot brother . I get that alot . “Sigh” what has he done now ? Jessy this a real ball I work for the V council . I don’t like ball’s same thing Every year .
Best way to get rid of a trap is to spring it. I’m nolonger a Hybrid….. Oh well $100 isn’t that much.
I could use a social event. I’ll pay the fee…
And bring my weapons…
Hail Artamis,
Welcome to the site. What payment methods are accepted at this vampire ball? Do you accept cash? Credit card? Debit card? Money order? I personally would like to pay by IOU because I am a little bit broke right now.
Is this event really safe for non-vampires? I mean I know a few survivors around here who are non-vamps who could certainly hold their own even in a ballroom full of vampires but how about a human? I mean I really find it difficult to suggest to any human survivors that they should head out for a night with a bunch of thirsty vamps. It just does not seem that conducive to their potential for ongoing survival.
Seth
Hail Seth sorry no humans are allowed to dangerous not unless you want to be part of the blood bar
“kidding” Payment is usually the norm but some of the older ones still pay with gold and silver.
There will be about 400-600 guest and there dates and of course the council members have to be there it’s mandatory. The masquerade Ball is an annual event.
Artamis
I’ll like to RSVP…
Ok how many and what payment will you like to use.
Two. I’ll pay in silver and donate 10000 extra pounds of it to the council.
Wow thats very generous of you (hands you two tickets and looks at you in awe)on behalf of the Vampire council thank you. I hope you enjoy the Ball there will be a surprise event as well see you friday . thank you again.
Is what I’m wearing appropriate attire?
Well Druids are from that era so yes it is.
Druid?
Can I go? I’m a blind werewolf. I have four hundred dollars for the dance and 500 dracnea for the council if that’ll help my chances of going. I need 2 tickets.
(walks into room; closes door; walks back out in Renaissance era noble clothing)
Is this alright?
Yes you can we are open to everyone except humans (hands you two tickets) and on behalf of the Vampire council thank you I hope you enjoy the ball see you friday.
I don’t trust my gut feeling on this one… Three tickets anyways!!
(Drops a safe)
Wow a dragon! your Bebe’s husband your tickets are free (hands you four tickets) On behalf of the Vampire council thank you enjoy the ball.
Ah, good, I’m glad your council hasn’t forgotten me!
Now…who’s the fourth ticket for?
Good.
(dawns Golden Venetian masquerade mask; holds arm out to escort LP)
Shall we?
I asked for three tickets and got four..
May I see someone else’s tickets real quick?
Here.
(Gives Z a ticket)
One second.
(Walks over to AP)
For an “intellectual” your not very smart. The balls Friday…
Must you insult me? If you must know, I am dressed for another event.
Aha! Thank you Dren, here’s your ticket back!
Good news everyone! They’re still mad!
Whatever…
Emily: Daddy!
Dren: What is it Emily?
Emily: I wanna go to the ball.
Dren: Your not old enough.
Emily: I want to do what Crystal did!
Dren: No, your still to young.
Emily: But daddy!
Dren: How about we talk to Uncle Z?
Emily: Yay!
Robert: I want to do what Crystal did too!
Dren: No. You and Will have some things you need to learn. Emily is the most mature out of all of you.
Will: But Daddy!
Dren: You heard me. Now you two go to bed!
Robert: Yes sir…
Will: Yes sir…
Dren: You can stay up a bit Emily.
Emily: Thank you Daddy!
Dren: Your welcome.
Z, Emily wants to do what Crystal did. Go through the time thingy…
Zyboragon every council membre gets four. (hands ticket back) use it don’t use it I don’t matter to me.
*grabs hand* what are we doing, hunnie?
You Americans are entertaining.
Would you like to go to le bal masqué with me?
We’re entertaining?
Hahaha… And what’s this… Le bal… M-ma-mask? Something like that. What is it? But either way, I think I’ll go.
Oh, how do you say it in English…?
Ah, yes. Masquerade Ball.
OH!
Maquerade! All they faces on parade!
Sorry, I l0ve the Phantom of the Opera.
Is their anything wrong with that?
Only if other people think it’s a problem.
I was about 400 when that was said take place.
You’re OLD! Ewwwwwww!
JK!!!
I l0ve you no matter how old or young you are! ^^
Lol
Pft he a young’in.
Being two thousand years old is NOT something to brag about, old mutt!
By the way… I know it’s a touchy subject but… How’s Ofilia? Did you two… Console?
Yeah, well I got to live during the Renaissance. Nice time. And that play/movie took place in the 1870s I’m actually 600.
I’m well over 2,000 years old. And yes it is something to brag about! It means I’ve had over 2,000 years to learn things! Besides my body hasn’t aged a day. And yes we did make up. I still gabby figured out who dream crashed me.
Same. I seem to be in my prime… Forever.
All the time travelling I’ve done, I’ve lived well more than ten thousand years. The only difference is that I actually age.
But at a slowe rate than a human correct?
I don’t know why, but this reminds me of the walking d€ad.
Carol: My daughter doesn’t deserve to DĪ€ like this!
Rick: *holds .44 magnum to Sophie’s head* Don’t worry! I got you covered!
Yes, a slower rate than humans. Right now though you’re talking to me at barely four hundred and twenty two years.
Actually, I request an audience with the council. Surely they won’t pass on an opportunity to “greet” me.
Why do I have a bãd feeling about this?
Because you’re smart!
Because it seems like a power-hungry attempt to eat the vampire council?
I’m not power hungry nor would I even eat a vampire, much less an entire council.
Yes I’ll be there (sigh) . Well since I have to go I need a new dress and new shoes (giggle) this should be fun .
I’m glad you’re going, I plan on changing the way things work with these vampires. Bebe, you will need to help me, the council hátes me.
Why do you say that ? I’m on the council ?
I know you are, I was excluding you, you obviously don’t háte me or you wouldn’t have married me!
Well come with me to the meeting we can talk to them.
Yes Bebe.
It’s good that you two are spending time together! ^_^
That’s good.
Whether it’s dinner, or plotting against a council of vamps.
We aren’t plotting against anyone, there’s just some business that needs to be resolved. There will be no violence either.
ORLY?!
I’m… Not too sure what I feel right now. Pregnant with a thousand children? That’s…
And I think the master did something to my head; I… Kinda feel sorry for him. He’s cooped up in a room with nothing to do, gets some… Ahem, entertainment and gets shunned…
Oh no, I’m not supposed to exclude you from anything!!! Sorry Bebe. I wasn’t thinking.
I know (giggle) your forgiven .
Thank you.
Bebe, look at the eggs, three out of four are shaking. Is it just me or does the still one look a bit pale?
Yes it’s almost time they hatch . I’ve been babying it but it is pale I hope it’s going to be ok.
Bebe, this is the first time you’ve laid dragon eggs and you instinctively know how to nurture them. You’re amazing me.
Aaww thank you there our babies and our future I hope there as bright and handsome as there dad.
I hope they’re as caring as their mother.
Why are you trying to make me proud? I don’t consider you to be a trophy on a shelf, I consider you an equal and intelligent being. You don’t need to make me proud, you are amazing Bebe, I’m only stating the truth.
It’s the duty of Every wife to ensure that there husband is taken care of and supported in all endever’s or so I was taught. I’m very happy to hear I’m amazing at it.
Well Bebe, you certainly know how to make me stop talking, I can’t find anything to say about that, I’m impressed!
(giggle) I’m studying for my exams tomorow.
Oh really? What’s going to be on your exams?
The préservation of micro-film, 14th centrury book binding and midev!l gold overlay préservation and gem restoration. (yikes)
Yikes indeed, sounds like you’ve got quite a bit of studying to do. I honestly have no clue about any of that, the best I can do is wish you good luck. Yes, you will do well, I’m sure of it.
It sounds kind of interesting.
It is it’s a Passion of mine . Thank you I’m in the top three in class.
It’s great that you can do what you like, following your passion, it must be nice.
It is I’m very lucky unfortunately I will have turn in for the night . Zyboragon you have à very good night and I’ll see you in the morning (hugs and kisses you) .
Goodnight Bebe.
Good luck.
Got my Victorian clothing on…
Yes there is a change…
Hail Survivors,
Just so you know Graham is working on fixing the werewolves page so hopefully that will be running again soon… -ish.
Thanks for your patience and keep on keeping on.
Seth
Dren, are you mad? A time vortex is extremely dangerous! Crystal fell in…I thought I had lost her..
Vortexes twist and turn time around, one second inside of one and you might age right into dust!!
….You really shouldn’t let her… Crystal was just….lucky…
Dren: Ahhh… See?
Emily: How am I going to be able to go to the ball now?
Dren: You will have plenty of opportunities.
Emily: (sigh) Yeah, I guess your right…
Dren: I’m having a party soon. You can participate in that.
Emily: Thank you. Good night, dad.
…it’s dangerous…fine…
Never be too quick to grow up Emily… Dren, I suppose I owe you for helping me keep my family safe…
You may have a wish..
Am I the only non-parent? I still have to wait for WP in order to have a kid… I’m going to go find her… its been too long…
Best of luck to you.
No, you’re not the only non-parent, there are others.
Hey don’t worry! In the future I saw she diëd and never came back! Oh wait… That’s not good… Ok yeah don’t go through that vortex! That one is especially nasty.
It’s good to see you granting wishes again Zyboragon.
Got my name wrong. >.<
Uh….what now?
I remember everything Zyboragon. EVERYTHING.
That’s…good? Memories are great.
Where is Jessy?
Good morning Arc…I mean Larcus I like your new name it sounds s#xy. (hands you a box containing a gold braclet) I got you something.
I hope you like it.
Hello my dear Jessy! Thank you for the gift.
I know so little about being a vampire, it’s nice having a great teacher.
I am still searching for a good image to use, I’m looking for some kind of seal or crest that would compliment my name and species, perhaps you have an idea Jessy?
She went out to get you something it’s suppose to be a surprise.
Aunt B you blabber mouth it’s a surprise.
Aunt B uncle Z theres a guy named Zanthre that needs your help.
Stay calm, no matter what happens.
Hey Zanthre’s my hero leave him alone. I want to be just like him when I grow up.
Recap:
Z and Bebe – Dragon Couple
Larcus and Jessy – Vampire Couple
Alex and WP – Werewolf Couple
AP and LP – Something really odd.
Dren and Poppy – Dragon Couple…
Correct me if I’m wrong…
Sounds right who is WP ?
My beatifull wife-to-be…. Or Wolf Princess.
Dren, you failed to mention:
Mutt and Ofilia – Hybrid Couple
Half Breed and Lady V – ??? Couple.
It’s Angel/Hybrid couple now.
Good morning Arghana!
Good morning Z, Larcus, Jessy, Alex, Dren, Poppy[x], Wolf Princess[x], Mutt, Ofilia, Ice, The One[x], Lady V[x], Crystal, Emily, Poppy and Dren’s other children, Z and Bee’s dragon eggs 1-4, and…? The mASter[grrr].
Good morning LP and everyone.
Oh look little LP, saying good morning to everyone, you even said it to me but I’m not sure you realize it.
It’s good to see you got out of Darxystis Seven, I heard awful stories about you there.
That was the past; when I was the master’s little s€x slave. And actually… We had a bit of an identity crisis for one of my babies. Yes, I do realize I said good morning to you too. So how are you? Good times for a shaman?
Life has been great, shamans live interesting lives.
Father Zyboragon.. I request to talk with you and Bebe.
I suspect this is a topic that Bebe won’t like, I’m sure you know what it is.
Please allow me to talk, what I have to say will affect the future of everyone on the site.
AP, my comments won’t post on that page, I’m a shaman and I can’t go around causing trouble.
You said that last time, too. And the time before that. Remember, I am the law.
Ive never claimed to be a shaman though, I’ve also not told you that im a shaman with diplomatic immunity but that’s beside the point. I’ll keep my nose clean, even though it’s bleeding horribly.
ZANTHRE!!!!!
Mr. Mutt: don’t worry I got him!
Me: let go! I’m going to rįp him apart Slowly!!!
Thank you Ice, end my pain, look at the blood I shed.
Zanthre, the pain won’t go away. You just… Make room for it.
I’ll kįll you Godslayer!!!! I’ll rip you apart!!! I’ll *Mutt touches Ice, Ice collapses*
Mr. Mutt: please don’t encourage him Zanthre.
I have an awful past, I deserve to díe.
SHUT IT! You’re not gonna give up on us! Your past is the whole reason you have to live. You have to atone, you motherfarker.
Giving up? No, but if Ice seeks to kiII me he may. Not that he will.
Zanthre, Zyboragon mentioned what happened, you were reborn correct? He mentioned another name, why do you still call yourself Zanthre then? You cannot be a shaman, I don’t believe you.
Autocorrect turned “why” into “any”.
I pity you every one can be redeemed.
He’s lying, he’s the Godslayer, he’s trying to manipulate people.
Oh thats bad he’s a godslayer I thought gods could not be k!lled.
I’m with you. Remember last time we said he can be redeemed?
Is he really that bad.
Yes, unless he really did change.
No, I cannot be redeemed.
I’ve done far to much to atone.
I’m here for matter and I require both Zyboragon’s and Bebe’s volunteered participation.
Hello Jessy you look beutiful are you a vampire ?
Why my aunt and uncle ?
Don’t concern yourself with this matter.
Aunt and Uncle?
Well then Jessy, it’s nice to see the family grow.
I am Zanthre, son of Zyboragon.
Uncle Z is your dad that makes you my cousin and aunt B your step mom. Wow I never knew I had so much family.
Wait a minute…Zanthre you’re not suggesting what I think you’re suggesting are you?
Zyboragon has only been with Val…and you said that Val isn’t your mother…
I won’t believe that, where did you really come from?
Well Zanthre !
Cool you rip him apart and I’ll eat the left overs.
AH! *starts gasping for air* I need… AH! *falls to floor* it feels so…!
(runs over and picks you up)
LP, are you alright?!
My…! I think it’s happening again…! I’m getting that feeling after… Having it… Dammit… Can I– *struggles to stand up* I need to make sure…
No. It can’t-
(falls backward into wall because of shock)
It- again?
*grabs you* Arghana! Listen, we HAVE to make sure. Get me a pregnancy test.
Preg-
(stops cold)
You don’t mean-?!
Yes! Dren’s theory might be correct. Please… *grabs hand and kisses you*
But please, no matter what, help me through this…
I have something already that can rid us of this problem.
(pulls out Desert Eagle)
Those wretched creatures- they can’t be in our house. I’ll wait until they’re born… Then, I’ll execute them!
Or… I can take some pre natal vitamins. I don’t think abort ion counts… Plus… I can’t bear the sight of you kįłłing our children…
They’re not our children! They are the children of that- that thing! They’ll be just like it if given the chance to grow!
But… They’re just like Annette…!
How? How are they in any way like Annette?
They’re just children, it doesn’t matter where they come from, they’re innocent. They can’t choose how they are born or whom is the cause of their birth.
Stay out’ve this! They’re not yours!
Apparently they are not yours either.
Because she is the child of the Shadow Beast! It infected Mark and he infected me! The beast took over and we… Mated. He implanted the s€x cell in me. Annette was the first…
It doesn’t matter who’s kids they are!
(holds Desert Eagle firmly)
All you need to know is that they’re not yours, stranger.
This matter doesn’t concern you. Leave.
If it doesn’t matter whose kids they are, why are you throwing a hissy fit?
Fine.
(puts on coat)
If those children are going to be here-
(puts on hat)
I’m not! Remember, you chose those little beasts over me!
Arghana, don’t you do this to me. You think–? You’re just hearing me wrong! When did I EVER imply that I chose them over you?!
No, I’m not hearing you wrong! The way you put it, you wanted it to happen! I’m leaving!
(walks out and slams door)
Classic AP, running away or trying to commit suícide when things don’t go your way.
I miss the days when monsters that lost everything actually would decide to do the right thing.
No! ARGHANA!
………………
Fine… *voice starts breaking* We’ll start kįłłįng them… We’ll start with *sniff* Annette… Then we’ll move onto *starts to sob* the unnamed boy. However you want it! I just don’t want you to leave…!
You don’t know me! I have no kids! They dïed with Mary. I’m not fit to be a father.
(pulls out bag of gold;hands to LP)
For you and your kids.
(turns into shadow; disappears)
LP, Bebe will be crushed…
I’m just a cop… Boy without a name?
No…!
Arghana… *starts sobbing*
Arghana…! *falls over and curls up, pathetically*
arghana…
What’s wrong?
Eh, I’m not in control here.
AP you want a mother to kiII all her children just so she can be with you? That’s cool.
I’m going back to Jessy now.
I wasn’t being… Serious…
This is grim….. I’ve been given orders to kįll these children… I’m trying to get them to wait. But these children are ęvil and Ęvil will use them to bring the kingdom of hęaven crashing down.
EviI……….
Me: Ice don’t use my phone and then not change the name!
Ice: you knocked me out!
Me: no excuses!
I’m sorry but-
(still smoking)
if LP wants them, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave.
(loads Desert Eagle)
Are you alright, my darling?
I’m only going to say this once.
We will not be kiIIing children or smashing eggs, unborns, newborns..etc.
Understood?
Good.
I second that. We can’t assume theyre evīl…
The Host has agreed to withold force but only because they believe that they’ll be able to kįll the children once they’re grown. I’m sorry, but they are ęvil, perhaps when they kįll LP you’ll see that….
They’re not k!lling her and you’re not k!lling them.
I may not here what I once did but I can see much more, and I have seen those things rip they’re way out of LP’s chest. Take this advice, stay far from heaven, keep holy oil ready at all times, and most of all, don’t pray, they’ll find you faster than you can blink.
Mutt, put a turkey in your mouth and stuff it, I’m in no mood to deal with this.
(aims Desert Eagle)
What part of ” Leave our children alone and get the H3ll off of my property.” did you not understand?
What about Annette? She’s not Evíl… I think…
Leave our children alone and get the H3ll off of my property.
Agharna, just an hour ago you fought with LP about excecuting your kids. Now you stand up for them?
Don’t leave…! Don’t leave me…! Please… *curls up some more* don’t leave…
Hun, I’m never going to leave you.
We will see if that lasts…
My bet is 4 days to a month…
I despise you, Alex and Dren.
I’m done listening to you guys! You’re all severe pessimists! Could any of you, for once, say something positive? Not only that, but you’re insulting as well!
I think part of it is that you think so highly of yourself, that we need to actually point out your major flaws, because for you, ignorance is bliss…
Oh, I almost forgot that I have something for you, Dren.
(shoots Dren with anti-dragon bullet)
Now, get off of my property.
Your in Bebe’s house, and do you think I really am not protected.
(Shoots AP with the Colt)
(coughs blood and laughs hysterically)
Well done. You’ve brought anarchy into the world. I didn’t think you could do it.
(drops dëad)
Arghana? Where are you?
Look, I didn’t want them, but LP does. And, since LP wants them, I’m standing up for them. I was, however defending our child and Ann the whole time because they are not d3vil spawns.
Touch the children Mr Mutt and I’ll rip you apart children are never ev!l only when taught to be ev!l. LP will get her chidren when she calms down and proves she’s a fit mother untill then the house will keep moving around the world to protect them. It’s a pain for the rest of us but they need to be safe, cared for and l0ved.
Yeah, cared for by a MOM not some damn KIDNAPPER!
Better a kidnapper than a mom who would k!ll them .
(shot rings out)
At least you two can be together…
Naughty naughty, Dren.
(rips Bebe in half)
Remember, you shot first!
Me-ouch, huh Dren?! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Your deād. You can’t do anything.
I just did, idïot.
(voice rings out in Bebe’s head)
Has it ever become apparent that your life on this very day depends on the answering of a phone? Ring ring! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What!!!
Arghana, stop it. Bebe is just having one of those BĮTÇH moments, aren’t you Bebe?!
Fine take your kids LP. AP you can’t even scratch me get away from me I never want to see you guys ever again.
Amen.
Oh, don’t worry. It’s not me you have to fear. You worst nightmare comes in the form of my new friend, Dominic.
Hahaha… That was a test Bebe.
Unfortunately, you failed.
You gave the kids back to me, a psychopathic mother.
*crosses arms* How can I trust you if That REALLY happened?
LYCANTHROPIC PARAGON, YOU ARE ONE MESSED UP DAUGHTER OF A B1TCH
Tell your husband to stop being a bítch and just find eternal rest… God knows he doesn’t listen to anyone else…
I don’t care if I dįę! It’s the children! They’re supposed to grow up to be strong and healthy individuals, or at least know what dæth is!
Here is AP’s body. You were his love. You decide his burial.
(Hands over corpse)
OMG, what happened?!
No… Arghana…
He shot first.
(voice rings out in Dren’s head)
I have to say-
(laughs hysterically)
That’s pretty funny. I thought you were just a little ##%%^. Turns out you’re actually a huge #$%(@!
(laughs hysterically)
Now you have to haunt me. Real mature…
Oh, not only am I haunting you, but I’m also reading your thoughts and memories like a book. I know your greatest mental weakness, your deepest, darkest secrets, your fantasies.
No, your not. Now before you turn into a vengeful spirit, or pass on, I must give you a message.
First, I must ask you a question. Why do you still think about the kitty? You’ve got a wife. By the way, you can’t destroy me so don’t try. One more thing:
I’m calling a telephone at Bebe’s new location. Answer it or someone might get hurt. You’ve got 2 minutes. Tik tok.
But I can destroy LP. You have two minutes to save her.
Yes and I’ll be keeping all the children untill you prove that your a fit mother LP. House remove them now (house kicks out LP and
AP’s body ) When you prove you can take care of them then you can have them back (slams door ).
No! No, no No NO! You can’t do this to me! *starts beating on doors* you… You BĮTÇH! *transforms and rams doors* GIVE ME MY CHILDREN BACK! *wood splinters* GIVE ME MY DAMN CHILDREN BACK YOU… *sends door flying across the room* MOTERFARKER!
YOU CAN HAVE YOUR CHILDREN WHEN YOU PROVE OUR A FIT MOTHER. TALKING ABOUT K!LL!ING THEM EVEN I WOULD K!LL ZYBORAGON TO SAVE MY CHILDREN AND I L0VE HIM MORE THAN EVERYTHING . HOW DARE YOU !!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED FOR EVEN THINKING OF IT (house repairs damage and kicks LP out again then vanishes).
NO! DAMN YOU! *puts claws to head* okay think… Think… Where would Bebe… Be?
prove to me that you l0ve them and I’ll give them back.
AP will try to haunt you. Resist.
Bebe… AP wanted to k1ll the kids… Think. How would you feel if Crystal was stripped away from you, and every time you got close to getting her back, you were pushed back to square 1. Give LP her kids back.
Fine LP take the kids
if you k!ll them I ……..I never want to see you ever again don’t even talk to me 
good bye Annette you and your broyher will always have a home here…. (runs from room crying)
I think Bebe thinks that test was REAL. Oh Bee! ^^
*lights begin to flicker* you all have to run now. They’re coming!
Who, Mutt?
Even me?
It’s about time. I released them an hour ago. Well, I’d stay to chat, but I have a space craft to catch. Oh, have fun with eternal dämnation. Arriva derci!
Zai Jian! Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!
I’d respond to that with a witty comeback if I thought it possible.
Dęmons! Then Angels!! I can hold them off but all of you need to run, fly, teleport whatever, just go!!
(sound detected, laughter, clicking claws) GO!!!
Hun, what exactly did you do?
There here!! The Dëmons! Run!!!
I released Dëmons, and now I’m leaving Earth to save myself. I’m
not taking any of you with me because I’m a narcissist. Byzeees!
And you’re leaving me too?
Why am i not surprised?
Stand back!
(Throws grenades filled with nails and rock salt at the demons.)
Retreat. Find a defensible location!
Ice: time to go LP *grabs LP and dissapears*
Me: come on you dėmons!!! Come at me!
(Takes out two crossbows…)
I’ll hold them back! RUN!
No, I could never leave you!
(carries LP onboard; shuts door and space craft takes off)
Later, losers!
*I shoot beam of pure energy at the spacecraft, it crashes* just cause I’m vįndictive like that!! Now *glowing white armor apears on me, my wings turn pure white* I’m about to smite your @sses
No! ARGHANA!
Mutt! Go! Save the others. I’ll hold them back!
Everyones out Dren, it’s just you, me, and this būttload of dëmons. Any last words?
You… You’re just another möronic do- gooder.
(kisses LP; presses button on remote causing super weäpon to reveal itself)
I häte you, Mutt. That’s why you’re first!
(fires super weäpon, hitting Mutt)
Yeah, take care of my kids…
(In the few seconds that follow, Mutt is teleported outside the Manor. He sees the manor erupt into a fireball then all lifeforms are anihilated…)
(inside the manor)
*cough, cough* we aren’t leaving them Arghana!
Bebe, please keep the children safe.
Get up Arghana. You made this mess. Now we’re gonna clean it up.
DREN!!!! *flames part as I walk through the ruined Manor* Dren?! DREN!!!!!
No. I’m saving myself. I’m not helping them. They would do the same to me. Why help them. As I see it, you have two choices. Leave this planet with me and survive or get ripped to shreds by the oncoming dëmon army. Your choice.
(The rift where the demons were coming from closes.)
Dren? DREN?! NOOOOOOO!
Dammit! Dren… Oh…
*glares at LP* it’s all your husband’s fault! That monster is not my dad! Dren…
And what happened to you?! You used to give me a reason to…! I loved you!
(A hand sticks out from charred timber)
H…. Help me…
(prepares indestructible jetpack for takeoff)
Yeah, I proofed it and my armor of any attack. Well, bye!
(takes off)
*tinder around the hand turns to dust revealing Drens charred body* Dren! Don’t worry, it’s going to be fine *grabs Drens hand, soft white glow appears, cuts begin to heal, burned skin repairs itself* finally, something I like about being an angel.
I’m staying! You have a good life on another planet. Just remember that you kįłłed your wife and children!
Annette… I’m sorry. I know… It’s my fault.
Now Arghana. Go. Leave us behind. GO!
Loo… Look at the… The light…
(Points to a comet racing down to us…)
They… They’re here…
(thud)
Oh, okay bye! Have fun!
Mutt! Look out behind you! *throws a burning piece of concrete at the dęmøn behind you*
Give me a weapon, a gun, a knife, anything, and I’ll cover you!
Here *hands LP sword* try not to loose that k? It’s the blade of an Arch angel.Come on Dren, you can do this! Don’t make me go up to heaven and drãg your soul back down!
I won’t! And just to tell you, that last part made you sound just a TAD bit dęmønîç.
*starts slashing*
(runs to battle carrying Colt an Desert Eagle; shoots dëmon)
I have my moments.
But why’d you do this in the first place?!
*eyes turn the red of blood* Really? Muhahaha *eyes turn back to green* had you going there didn’t I? Woah*points finger Dėmon keels over* I think Dren’ll be fine. Now get down!!! *body glows white*
Dren made me mad. In fact, the only reason I’m helping now is that I dropped my flask in the middle of the battlefield.
Damn, I thought you actually cared–
!!!
AUGH! My…! My stomach!!!
I do care… About my rum!
*dęmøns gather around me*
…….. AAAAAA….
*grabs AP by the throat* you disgūst me even more than the dëmon wejust kīlled. I should kīll you right now….. but your not worth the effort. *throws flask at AP* take it and leave.
(shoots dëmon the sees shining object; points at flask)
The rum!
ENOUGH!! *white energy arks from my hand hitting every Dëmon kîlling them instantly* that took a lot of energy *thud*
I will. Oh and more thing. 3…2…1
(bombs full of holy water explode burning half the dëmon army and halting the other half; walks off and drinks from flask.
*gets up weakly* dammit mutt… *transforms*
I need a syringe or something… I don’t want to contaminate mutt…
Never mind… *takes out herbs* huh….
*crushes the herbs* this might hurt a little, mutt… *cuts Mutt with sword and mixes blood with the herbs* now… Swallow. *dumps the contents into Mutt’s mouth* Swallow!!!
(staggers over)
H-hey I kn-ow th-at… What was I gonna say?
I don’t know, but… *takes the flask from you* I want some too. *drinks*
H-ey that’s my rum!
*finishes it* dammit. U didnt b-br-brung enuf. *Gives you the flask back*
*holds onto head* woah…
LP, fetch me my body. There is work to be done.
Dren, when your done toying with AP wana play D3?
Sorry man, I’m busy.
Okie, but whats ur battletag? Mine is Alex#12314
I can’t think of it of the top of my head…
battle.net, log in, go to account, under account details on left hand side
I’m too lazy to get it tonite. Tomorrow I will.
Okay
Hun, you can stop now. Okay… Bebe’s okay to an extent….
I am stopping. I need my body.
Here. But remember, don’t mess with me.
It’s right here.
Annette… Sorry I scared you, honey. But I needed to make sure of something…
Huh? Oh, don’t worry sweetie, it’s nothing you have to worry about.
LP you fell for my ruse that was à test there not your kids as if I would give you your real kids. I do have à clone lab.
Exploding?
This is exactly what I knew would happen, this is why I said I’m in no mood to deal with this, complete chaos.
Tell me, whoever continues this act..they’re going to get on my bad side. We all know what happens then, don’t we?
LP gets her kids, AP returns back to life, everything gets dropped and we all go about our lives.
a house divided cannot stand, might I remind you that we grow as a family as we progress on this site?
So stop acting silly, all of you!!
When things start going well on this site, there’s nothing to háte, it brings chaos.
I don’t care anymore. Let them kiII each other and whatever they believe is endangering them.
How are the eggs?
I really wish that wasn’t awaiting mod.
You could copy and censor it. Just giving suggestions here.
Normally I do that, this is one of those times I’m too lazy to try it though.
Lol yeah it’s one of those days.
Yes, it certainly is.
So Zyboragon..how’s life? How is Bebe doing? How are the eggs?
So Bebe..how’s life? How is Zyboragon doing? How are the eggs?
Hail Larcus, if you must know I am tired, depressed and slightly mad.
Bebe was studying for her exams and I believe she did well. So I think she’s doing pretty good.
The eggs are fine.
How goes the surviving with you?
So (random survivor)..how’s life? How is (whoever)? How are the (whatever)?
Good. Shes great. It’s still here.
Has anyone seen Jessy around?
Leaves Larcus note : I’m with Bebe she is very very very upset and has been crying non stop for hours I’v never seen anyone cry that much what ever happend must ofbeen really bad. Bebe wont talk she just cries and tends the eggs we are in the lab I really miss you. Jessy
I really dislike it when Bebe’s upset, it makes me get angry, things aren’t the same without her good attitude.
You? Angry? I dont think I read that right.
Yes, angry.
Why? You think I don’t get angry? I do, quite often actually.
I’m sorry Zyboragon I’m feeling much better today. That thing with LP and AP yesterday really got me upset anything to do with kids getting hurt gets me very emotional.
But it’s a bright new day the sun’s shining and the one egg has regained it’s color.
Help me…
(Something starts pounding on the door)
They… They are coming for me…
How can I help Dren?
Whoops.
Bebe? So it’s… All that man’s fault?
Arghana?
Why does my mom l0ve him? He’s… He doesn’t care about her! He even said it last night! Why Bebe?!
Annette I’m glad your ok no it’s not just his fault but your mom’s as well. Sometimes parents lose there sense of mind and do or say thing that they normaly don’t. I can’t say why she l0ves him I don’t know.
*hugs you* then it’s all momma’s fault! She… She brought this man into my life! Who knows how things would be if… HE wasn’t here.
………………..
Do you think momma’s sick? Sick in the head? Maybe she is… And did you two fight? I could hear you last night. You were yelling at here, and she was yelling right back, sometimes swearing at you. What happened?
Annette I’m not going to get into it I am just glad your safe I don’t want to get upset again I’m very emotional right now and I’m trying to be positive and happy I’ll tell you some day.
Okay Bebe…
………………..
Did you take me away from her?
Yes I did to protect you…. LP may be your mom but your like mine own daughter I l0ve you and can’t bare to see you hurt. (hugs you).
(staggers into Bebe’s house)
I want my child NOW! Give me my son or I’ll bring in the authorities.
Leave Bebe alone AP. She’s been through enough, she just cares too much.
To tell you the truth… I’m kinda relieved. I think Arghana was corrupting her you could see it in her eyes. They turned red! And it’s like there’s something wild in them if you stare at her eye to eye.
AP I don’t have your son LP does .
Stop lying to me! Where is my son?!
Fine here he is please take good care of him. ( bring him out of bedroom )
Hello everyone… *sees Annette* when we get home, we’re gonna have a little talk about discipline *eyes flash red*.
*turns to Bebe, clones, huh? Exploding clones. Nice idea Bee. But you ruined my dress. Not such a bright idea, now is it?
Thank you Zyboragon
I just want every child to be l0ved and cared for. 
That’s not my son you have clones!
(limps forward and you realize leg is broken in 3 places)
Where is my son?!
I can’t deal with this
I’m so sick of all of this please leave me alone. 
LEAVE BEBE ALONE!!!!
I’m not doing this I can’t not again leave me alone
LEAVE ME ALONE :CRY: LEAVE ME ALONE (THUD PASSES OUT )
THEN GIVE NE MY SON!!!! Then, I’ll leave. Just me and my son. You’ll never hear of us again.
You made Bebe upset, that makes me get upset.
When I’m upset, you start losing things, I’ll only say this one more time, LEAVE BEBE ALONE.
Then give me my son… He’s the only one I care about. I will wait here for the rest of eternity if that’s what it takes.
I’ll see if I can get the situation straightened out, just leave us for a while, Bebe is frightened and confused and her mothering instincts are extremely high. She cares a lot, when you care about things like she does, it’s often hard to control yourself.
Let me straighten this all out, then we’ll talk alright? It’s the best deal we can work out right now.
Bebe?
…………..
GET OUT OF MY PARENTS HOUSE, YOU MONSTERS! I DON’T BELONG TO YOU! YOUR SON ISN’T YOURS!!! GET OUT! YOU AREN’T MY PARENTS!!!
I tried being nice, but it’s just not working now.
(draws out syringe of super steroids and injects self; grows to incredible size)
And does anyone go “Let’s get Half Breed! He’s Annette’s co-dad.” nooooo well lemme help any way. *I turn into a giant blood red werewolf.* to coin a Phrase. HALF BREED SMÄSH PUNY AGHARNA!!!
Half breed please use your own file.
Where do you think you came from, Ann? I was Markhem… Back when I cared. But, I don’t care. I don’t want you.
I just want my son… I’m a father… Not a monster. I just want my son…
Hold that thought *I vanish and reappear with three boys* two of these are clones one is real. Which is real? Pick the correct one and you are a real father and you can have your son back. Which one? Left? Right? Center?
Don’t… Care about Ann?
*eyes turn blue* You don’t care?!
*slaps you* BÅŠTÅRD! She’s our daughter! I… I can’t believe I was about to kįłł our children for you.
*throws Arghana out of the house* you aren’t my husband. It took me all this to realize. You don’t l0ve. You’re just a monster. *slams door*
Or, we could play another game. It’s called “Give Lane his son before he rips you apart because he’s a protective father who’s having his child threatened”!
Nope unless you play my game you’ll never get him back.
Half Breed. *tries to hug you* thanks for taking care of Annette, when I couldn’t.
*I shrink down and hug you.* I’m still protecting her. But your welcome.
You need to protect her from me too, because something feels strange about me… I see Arghana… And I lose myself…
*I look into your eyes and you realize that there are red specks dotting my blue eyes* I’m glad you care for her. *smile*
I CARE ABOUT ME! I TRUST ME! I DON’T NEED YOU! NOW GIVE ME MY SON!
YOU DIDN’T GIVE BIRTH TO HIM! HE’S MINE! *pain explodes in my head* holy…!
*shakes head* I can’t trust you Arghana! You’re gonna leave him like you left me…!
… Ngh…
I was the one that tried to protect him and Annette from your shadow children! You were the one who tried to k!ll all of them. I don’t care for Annette because she’s ungrateful for the things I’ve done for her. For you. For my son. Mutt even said your children were 3vil. I’m the better parent. Now, give me my son. This is the last time I’m asking nicely.
LP! Your… glowing! Literally!
Grrr… This isn’t your son! He’s– ngh!- mine! You didn’t- huff… You… *swallows hard* Annette is a shadow child! Ah!
Your “son” is a shadow child! GRAGH!
They were born infected… Grr! They were born shadows! You weren’t Mark! You aren’t Mark! If you were…! Ugh… You would already know this…!
SO STAY AWAY FROM MY CHILDREN!
Channel your anger or put it to good use… You look as If you were about to explode….
Fine. In fact, you thre@tened Annette and you’re telling her that it’s all MY fault? Not that I care. She’s c0rrupted now. Part of the rest of you. Who shun those who don’t fit in. You’re all exactly like humans. Like Area 51. I did know that you had none of my children. I did know that you had affairs. You weren’t a slave. You enjoyed every second of it. I’m just the fool that fell hard for you. I tried to not care, but now people’s lives are at stake. I understand that none of you need me and that this comment will only get a few, short lined, insulting, mor0nic responses. Maybe one day, you’ll realize that you’ll need my help. Hopefully by that time, I’ll be dust. Seth, stop using mod on my comments. I want them to see it. I want all to see it and think for a second about what they are actually doing. You scorn me for using violence, but you do the same every day. To your friends. To your family. And LP, I don’t want you back so don’t take this message as a guilt trip. In fact, I hope you fall hardest.
You know what? You’re right. We don’t need you.
This is what I meant by “short-lined, mor0nic responses”. It really is too bad for you that you don’t know the prophecy. Only two of us do. Mr. Mutt and I. Unfortunately for you, it seems your friend, Mutt is down for the count and I am in no mood to help any of you. I will give you all this warning, however, “From the bright light, only darkness will rise. The children will come into this world feeding on the innocent.”
(slings bag over shoulder)
Good luck.
(turns and begins walking away)
I second Alexs statement.
That’s what you say to all your wives or GF’s, don’t you?! Me, Akantha, even Mary. We’re all the same to you, aren’t we?! Some toy you get bored of that you throw away in the most sinister way possible!
You didn’t l0ve me, you didn’t l0ve Akantha, Hell, you probably didn’t even l0ve MARY!!!
Unfortunately what he says is right. Of course I don’t get words anymore, more like little flashes from a bad anolog T.V. And who was useing my iPod with the name of ?? Wow that’s confusing.
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Agreed
That ment point at LP’s comment, but it worked there also.
Owww my head…
Alex, thank you for stealing Demōn Hunter, now I have an excuse to switch to Witch Doctor. I’ll do it after the ball…
No dēmons around? Good…
DON’T YOU EVER TELL ME HOW I DIDN’T L0VE MARY! I WILL ONLY 3VER L0VE HER! I’M GLAD YOU’RE D@MNED SO I’LL N3VER HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN!
(begins crying heavily)
Mary, I’m sorry.
(cries out in pain)
I’M SORRY!
Just scrèwing with you Dren. I switched back, but the witch doctor is a naked creepy guy. (That reminds me, what level are u and are u on the US server?)
Annete come with me hun. Something bad is about to happen and we don’t need to be here for it. Use the lightning we need to disappear come on take my hand and use the lightning.
Hey the witch doctor’s awesome! He’s my only character and he’s 16. I just kílled the Butcher…
US server, but I can’t get on. Something went wrong with a recent download…
(stands still and loads Desert Eagle with holy bullets)
A storm is coming and whether you like it or not, I’m staying to help you. All of you.
(puts loaded Desert Eagle in holster; paces around apartment; walks to panel and scans eye, opening armory; takes two butterfly knives, three bottles of holy water, and two katanas)
I’ll help ’til the end.
Are you sure?!
Only a few hours ago you were ready to cut and run!
Yesterday you were ready to leave us, even your son.
You came back for your damn rum.
Are you sure you aren’t going to do that AGAIN?!
Just be thankful you’re still alive after that comment about Mary. I should’ve and could’ve kïlled you eight different ways. So, if I were you, I’d keep your mouth shut.
Stop avoiding the question. Will you leave us?! Will you leave him?! You already proved to him that he’s better off with me, better yet, with Bebe!
Right now, you’re telling me that you’ll care for half a month, then you’ll leave him in a forest or something because he looked at you funny!
Dammit! Why does my head hurt so much?! *grabs head* UGH! *red begins spreading across my blue eyes*
And that’s just like you, looking at yourself like some perfect being, when you’re not!
You threatened me, you threatened the children, HELL THIS ENTIRE MESS IS BECAUSE OF YOU!!!
DAMMIT! *holds head* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Stage two of the infection. Physical changing.
What do you mean, Dren?
What do you mean, “Leave us”? I thought that “The children aren’t mine. Just don’t talk.
LP is going to go through massive physical reconstruction in order to prep her body for the massive amounts of childbearing she will do…
*eyes turn fully red and I push you. HARD* grrr… Why am I so angry?!
*grabs you by the collar and drags you into a room and locks the door*
LP, it looks like your growing pouches and four more brēasts…
Even if you want to try to kïll me, you can’t.
(opens jacket and lifts shirt revealing giant scar and dëathly pale skin)
Because I’m already dëad.
WHAT DID YOU SAY?! *punches Dren and pushes him against a wall*
Grrr… *puts head to your neck and starts to sniff*
Yeah. Just sit down and be quiet for a minute…
(Duct tapes AP’s mouth shut and superglues his fingers together)
I’ll fix you later, don’t worry.
Let him go.
Did I say it was unattractive? You’re an attractive woman. Im happily married though so don’t get any ideas…
*gets scent of Poppy and growls* MATED!
*throws Dren at Alex and runs off* RAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRR!!!
She won’t get…
(CRASH!!!)
Far… Her legs are starting to fuse together…
(uses knees to cut duct tape with butterfly knife; utters spell and rids hands of glue; throws butterfly knife past LP’s head, making sure to miss)
LP, leave Dren alone. It’s me you want.
Tie her up and put her in a safe place wile her legs stay fused! Once she has camlmed down then we can let her go…
Look, I know this probably isn’t the best time for this but I’m going to say it anyways:
Dren, Alex thank you guys for all the help you’ve given me and everyone else on this site.
*growl* WHAT AM I?!
*runs into Arghana* sniff… Sniff… YOU…
*grabs your collar again* RRRRRRAAAAGGHHHH!
*starts running again*
Your actually thanking me? Wow…
(Walks over to LP)
LP your gonna go through a painful process. Your legs will turn into a tail and your arms flippers. You will become basically a harbor seal the size of a pickup truck. You will have a few pouches on your side and some… Breāsts… To feed the children…
Oh no you dont! *runs after you* (I’m sorry AP… I’ve been a real d1ck)
LP! Stop! I need to speak to you! Please, stop just for a minute.
And it’s not just you guys. Thank you Bebe, Zyboragon, Larcus, Annette, Akantha, Poppy, Half Breed, LP, and Seth.
Thank… Youuuu?… *nuzzles AP* grrr….! *nuzzles*
Good you’ve settled down. It’s going to be a long night for you…
*touches LP on the head, she passes out* there now she’ll be nice and calm for her transformation…. not to mention unconscious as the experience will most likely be excruciating.
*makes strange screeching sound* Arrrrrghaaaaaaaaanaaaaaaaa…
Okay you need a double dose.
You guys are so loud! Why do you– *stops d€ad when I see LP*
What. The. Hell.
Your mom is… umm…. going through some changes.
Annette is Bebe around? It’s very important that you get to her! Your mom is becoming violent. Also, thank you!
She had a meeting with the vamp council today. But… What changes?!
Your going to have alot of siblings….
She’s turning into a giant seal specialized in pumping out babies… What connection the shadow bēast had with seals… Who knows?
Mom looks… Really strange right now… Will she change back?
And… Can I… Touch her?
You should be able to now… Just be careful.
*fingers touch LP, then pulls away quickly* eek!
*turns to AP* so… Did you do this to her?… D-dad? Will she change back?
No… The shadow did this. I sure hope she will, Ann. I sure hope so…
*hugs you*
Dad? Do you… Hæt me?
Ann no! I löve you more then life itself. Don’t you ever doubt that.
(hugs back; kisses forehead)
You shouldn’t have to see your mom like this. Come on. Let’s go home.
We’re not going to keep herr company?… Okay. Staying here crying about isn’t going to change her back, I guess. Okay dad. Let’s go.
We’re not going to keep herr company?… Okay. Staying here crying about isn’t going to change her back, I guess. Okay dad. Let’s go.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm shadows? Hmmmmmmm help? Not me unless you guys have any ideas. Lemme get dad.
Uninstall and reinstall the game
Thank you Jessy for staying with me last night I really appreciate it. I’m feeling much better now.
Aunt B I’m very glad your alright you scared me .
My… my head…. Hurts…
When I’m down, I question my existence.
The more I’ve started to question myself, the more I’ve started to lose myself, then a single question begins to appear. Who am I?
There is more to the one behind the screen that is called Zyboragon, and he has no idea who he is because he’s lost.
Does this mean that if I can forget myself, forget my existence, that I can eventually fade out of existence?
As they say, anything is possible if you put your mind to it, yet if I don’t exist than neither does my mind which would allow me to not exist…my god! I’m a walking contradiction!!
Hmmmm… Wish… Wish I could help…
The accident that made me, the creation…
They all found out, they took arms against me, locked me in the shack, they burned it, the fires that consimed everything were about to get me, I faded out of existence, then everything went back to normal, I didn’t not exist..so there was no reason for the shack to burn, I returned, I walked out, when I was spotted they remembered me, then they were all on fire, did I cause this? I am unsure, then it faded again, they took arms against me and repeated their previous actions, the fires return, the heat unbearable, then I heard yelling, through the holes made by the fires, I saw that everyone and everything was also on fire again, then the roof collapsed, I stood there as it fell, the flaming roof passing through me, it is not I who did not exist, it is them.
They did not exist, the fires consumed them all.
Now MY head hurts.
(Wakes up)
The… The demons… The demons are coming for me… He… Help me!
They’re coming for… For me! Help… Help me!
Dren? Bebe’a telling me to stay inside, but…where are you?
That sounds terrible like a living nightmare (hugs and kisses you) my brave strong Zyboragon the things and life you have gone through it’s amazing your still here. I so very lucky that you have survived to be here with me.
Forgive me, I’m not in a particularly good mood right now.
Ok Zyboragon is there anything I can get you ?
Yes! You can give me some time with you later Bebe, I missed you last night.
I missed you too I l0ve spending time with you when your ready let me know (kiss you ).
Always ready.
I’m sorry I’m not showing you much affection, I’m still slightly disturbed and not feeling too great…
(giggle) thats ok you have been very busy I’m sorry you feel disturbed and are not well
is there anyway I can help you feel better ?
I’m always here for you as à wife and freind.
Bebe? Are you alright?
Just a little over an hour ago, Bebe talked about it being a new day, a bright and sunny day.
Just a little over an hour, she’s already crying and shaking.
I hope everyone is happy making the nicest person on this site go through hell. Get what you wanted?
So thank you (clap clap clap) for making it so my wife can only enjoy “a little over an hour” of a new day.
Just great “not” I know where she is . I think she is in the lab I’ll go see if she’s alright.
It’s ok Jessy I’m here. I sorry Zyboragon I’m ok now .
Bebe, you have no reason to be sorry.
I’ve been better, I’ve been worse, that’s pretty much it.
Yes it does seen to be one of those day’s I have à bit of shopping to do for the Ball will I see you at the council meeting later.
Bebe, I’ll be there. I need to get a suit, perhaps you’ll want to help me pick? You’re far more experienced with the look I should have at a Vampire Ball. I doubt my usual look will suffice.
That will be fun I l0ve shopping.
I know you do, and I Iove seeing you so cheery.
Bebe? Are you… Okay…?
Dren hunny who is comming for you ? How can I help ?
The… Dēmons… There’s thousands of then… We… We need to find a safe location… Wait, Z’s safehouse… Let me teleport us there…
(Teleports both of us)
Send… Z… Message…
(thud)
Zyboragon please help there everywhere we are at your safe house . Dren has passed out I’m so worried.
When there are démons afoot, use the anti-hellraiser.
Should be interesting.
Ok how do you use it and what is it ?
It’s the giant red button labeled “Anti- Hellraiser”,
I have no idea what it does!!!!
Ok I’ll here goes (presses button) I’m going to take Dren into the bed room and look after him I hope it works . Thanks Zyboragon.
Dren Poppy you ok did the thingyajgger work ?
Ah! So that’s what it does!!
What does it do?
Exactly!
What I dont get is that Dren is running. Doesnt he have crossbows?
Well it’s not that complicated, all you need is a back back full of scorpions.
Still not making very much sense…
May 30 12:00 a.m. Outside the burned mansion
I look down at Mutt, he’s unconscous his wings slightly spread, there white now, as if he’s been cleansed of his wrong doings, I know better. He can never be redeemed. I lean over his body and look into his face.
“it would be so easy for me to kįll you right now”
he moves slightly almost like he heard me.
“but I want to ruin you, to make you want dêáth just as I do. You took everything from me, and I will take everything from you.”
I walk into the shadow of a tree and dissapear.
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I play a 24 demon hunter, Act II boss is very hard… Let’s play a match at 10:00 eastern time…
I play a 24 Dèmon hunter, wanna play a match 10:00 eastern? Let’s start a new game…
Sorry, my game is acting odd. Something about a file being wrongly installed…
Uninstall and reinstall, and if that does not work, disable antivirus or firewall and try again
Ok. Can’t do it tonite. Thanks though..,
Tommorow? O
I’m even busier then. Maybe Saturday.
I l0ve shopping
Zyboragon you look very hot in à tux I’m going to have to keep my she on you can’t let any of the girls get you. ( giggle) . 
Bebe. Beaches whale. Your house. NOW.
Why ?
Okay, short and sweet and to the point.
Bebe, there is a mutated seal in your living room. Do not attack it. It’s my mom. There’s a long conversation above about why she’s like that.
A little bit longer: LP is going to have a lot of kids, and she needs to adapt to a diffrent form…
Ok hug I’m not able to come home right now. Zyboragon and I are very far away from home.
( sigh )
What’s wrong, dad?
I’m worried about your mom, Ann.
She’s going to be fine.
Is she? Will she even recognize us? She seemed pretty violent a minute ago!
I thought you guys hætd each other. I always heard you guys fighting…
It frustrated me… It… *starts crying* you and mon ALWAYS fought! And now she’s… She’s… *starts sobbing* why did you Hæt each other so much?! For BETTER or for WORSE! You said that in the marriage!!!
Come here Hun things are going to turn out just fine!
*starts sobbing like crazy*
Its times like these where I wish I could see your face so I could lick all the tears from it.
*wipes eyes* are you outside?
I’m always hanging around. So yes in this instants I believe I’m in the back yard.
Shh… It’s okay, child.
(hugs Annette)
I will always l0ve your mom. We just had some… Erm… Disagreements. It’s okay all moms and dads have them sometimes.
(hugs Annette tighter)
It’s gonna be okay.
*sobs and hugs back* I l0ve you…! *sob*
I’m sorry Annette the meeting went long theres a pool in the basement LP would like it ,theres still fish she can eat .
Bebe… She might be aggressive… And she might already have babies. She has a REALLY short temper.
*opens backdoor* half breed? Where are you?
*I crawl out from behind a tree.* here *I step into the light and you can see blööd seeping out from around the bandages around my eyes.* is it raining? My face feels wet.
Half Breed?! *runs up to you* what…? How? Who? *touches your face*
When did they start bleeding again? I’m so sorry Riser did this to you. I’m so sorry I was too weak to defend myself. I’m sorry I made you lose your eyes! *starts crying on your shoulder*
Calm down Ann! Tell me what’s going on? Is it raining? I need new bandages. You weren’t weak and you couldn’t have stopped it. So stop beating up on yourself please and tell me what’s wrong.
Annette theres à first aid kit in the bathroom better put clean ones on Half Breed.
Does that feel better? *smile* we were running out of antiseptic so K had to use a few blue herbs and a green. It might feel weird bcuz blues are mostly for poison and venom, but it looks like it worked a little better than the antiseptic-
….. Sorry… I’m rambling.
Oh, and stop touching the bandages, they’ll last longer if you don’t touch. *you feel a tongue on your cheek* blood tastes normal… Actually it tastes good!
Oh and… *holds out a white herb* this might help…
Half Breed? *shake, shake* did you fall asleep during my “operation?” Come on… My hands aren’t that gentle..
well this is wierd! My face is all atingle
I wonder what I did… I think… That’s the blue herbs doing its job.
… (I hope)…
*kisses you on the cheek* you’ll get better… I promise. Just hold onto the white herb. Mom was the only one who knew how to use it.
I l0ve you too, child.
Whoops!
-DANGER-
You may be dealing with an ARC!
Sorry about that, I stubbed my toe.
Larcus you are going to l0ve Jessy’s outfit she luck you up a tux as well.
It looks uncomfortable, nothing like my robes.
Run man just run!
Yes Aunt B Larcus will look like very handsome since you picked it out .
It’s only for one night and I’m excited to see you in it.
Very well.
Goodnight dad.
Goodnight half breed.
Goodnight everyone.
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Zyboragon are you ok ? Are you feeling any better?
Nope, never!
I always feel like this, I can just handle it better most days…
Good morning Zyboragon and everyone I hope everyone had a wonderful night.
Morning Bebe.
Good morning, you two! ^^
It’s a very nice day out today my garden growing like crazy and one of the eggs is starting to hatch I’m so excited.
Zyboragon I miss you last night.
Sorry Bebe, I zoned out early last night.
Thats ok it’s good to zone out once in a while.
Zoning out is not good for someone like me, too much happens if I’m not around, like the fall of Troy, I shouldn’t have overslept that day.
Hatching??
I’m on my way!!!
I’m not going to the ball not if there hatching
I don’t care what the council says I’ll resign maybe Larcus can take my seat on the council.
Something bad always happens…
I’m staying with you Bebe, I’m sure that Arc err.. Larcus can handle anything that happens.
By the way Bebe, you looked really good in your dress, you made me go crazy!!
Aaaawww you do know how to charm a girl (hugs and kisses you) I can’t wait to name them . I hope the council understands.
One of them already has a name.
Unless…you don’t think you’ll ever leave me do you Bebe?
I would never leave you Zyboragon your stuck with me we are soul mates for life . My soul and heart is yours.
Did you guys have a fight ?
No, we did not have a fight Jessy.
Bebe, I’m sorry to have brought this upon you.
What is it Zyboragon ? ? ?
Bebe what is this your not comming to the ball and your resigning no one resigns from the council the council will not accept your ressignation I will see you at the ball…
I’m very sorry Bebe who ever this Vice is he is not a council membre. If you can’t make it to the Ball the council understands . Congrats on the hatchlings.
I was about to pull out the council laws, thank you Artamis, this “Vice” must’ve skipped segment three.
Oh Bebe has to go to the ball. Annette as well if they do not I’ll find a way to get what I want from them…………
If you want to get to Bebe, you’ll have to go through me, if you want to get to Annette, you’ll have to go through Bebe.
Pretty much…if you get close you’ll have to face me, you don’t want that.
And me also not good for you.
I don’t think Larcus and the girls should go to the ball it seems to dangerous.
I never seen baby dragons before this is so sweet.
Jessy you have to come with me…..Larcus will k!ll you at the ball.
Jessy is mine Crystal is yours.
There’s quite a few of you, good! I just cleaned my metal, like insects to a windshield you will all splat.
Stay away from Jessy meat bag.
Whoops.
What’s wrong, Z?
Exactly!! Thank you.
You’re welcome.
How are you this morning, Ann?
Good! Did you get much sleep? I was fixing Half Breed most of the time… I couldn’t sleep at all. I was… Thinking about mom… *starts crying on your shoulder*
Shh child
(hugs you)
She’s gonna be fine.
Ann? What exactly did you us…YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! MY FACE IT FEELS LIKE ITS ON FIRE!!!
Half Breed?! Oh no, dad what did I do?! *hugs half breed* noooo!
Nggg! *I shake my head as hard as I can* what… Did… You… Give… Me? *I crunch the white leaf allow the fluids within to cover my hand.* a leaf with liquids in it? *The fluid crawls up my arm and spreads till it covering my whole body.* oh boy…
*eyes grow wide* I told you! Mom is the only one who knew how to use that! *frantically tries to wipe off the white liquid*
*The fluid covers my body and I pass out.*
*I appear beside Half Breed, liquid flows from his body to a small vial in my hand* I haven’t seen anything like this before…. what ius it?
I don’t know!!!it’s some type. Of herb that my mom knew how to use.
Crap… *starts crying* I… I kįłłed half breed!
I’m a monster!!!
I don’t think he’s dëâd…… unconscious maybe, but I think I feel a pulse.
*starts crying* Half Breed! Half Breed…! Wake up! *starts shaking half breed’s body* no… *hugs his body*
No… I didn’t get to tell him… How much I løved him…
*The white fluid flows from my mouth and engulfs my body.* Annette…
What’s happening? Half Breed… *leans over and full lips kisses you*
Annette… I know what that white liquid is…
*I sharply breath in.* whaaaa?… I feel wet. What’s going on? Why are you kissing me Ann?
THEN WHAT IS IT?!
Memory erasing fluid, erases 1 week of memories.
*pulls away slowly* yes… Yes I am. *hugs you*
Thank you Annette. *The white fluid flows up and into my eye sockets and starts to form a new pair of black eyeballs.*
Annette! I can see you! Theres that face I’ve been wanting to see.
*starts hugging and kissing you like crazy* You…! I thought I lost you! *starts crying, happily for once* I l0ve you! I løve you! I lœv you! *hugs you tightly* I’m sorry!!!!!
*Grabs your head.* hold it right there. *I kiss you on the head.* thank you.
I’m sorry!!! *hugs you even tighter*
So Ann I have an extra ticket to the ball. Wanna come with me?
Sure! *smile*
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Hard to believe a few hours ago you were a blind werewolf.
Im gonna get changed see you soon!
So… Half Breed…
(loads shotgun)
You’re moving in on my daughter?
Woah woah woah!
Dad, what are you doing?!
I bac… *Sees shotgun.* what’d I do know?
I’m protecting you.
You didn’t do anything, baby doll. It was all that white liquid.
Agh! I suddenly hurt like crazy!
Whatsamatter?
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Okay, duh! Want some ice?
No!!!!!!
Fine!
How can I help you???
(starts to glow red) You can’t!!!
Alex?
Grah! (picks you up and thows you across the room)
*breathes ice all over the room*
It’s a natural reaction when I’m scared…
(Ice instantly melts from red glow)
Alex, don’t make me go Angelic warrior on you!
Eep! Red eyes, I had those when eviI possessed me, eew! What got him out? Salt! I think I have some salt.. *throws salt everywhere*.
I would like to see you try! (blows you back in a red explosion)
*gets up* okay *eyes turn white, I appear in shinig white armor with a sword* now, you’ve pīssed me off *charges Alex*
(sword instantly melts as you get near me)
Alex? What’s wrong?
Wait…! This is just like…!
Is he going to turn into a seal too?!
Crystal I’m here to take you home.
A seal? Why would you make such a stüpid statement! (picks you up and throws you out the window)
*grabs onto window ledge, cutting myself on the glass*
Grrr……. *climbs up* Alex! Here, boy! *whistles*
(grabs Bebe and throws her on the floor, and starts pulling on her wings)
(I stick my hand out and the floor under you explodes)
*I appear above you* you don’t hurt my family!
*drops onto you and stabs a hypodermic needle in your neck* STAY!
Normal voice: Leave! I knew this would happen, but not this soon! I hoped to be alone!
Yay! The ball is tonight!!
Crystal your perfect lots of meat on your bones.
You’re calling me fat???
Crystal you are not fat !
Touch my daughter and I’ll rip you apart.
Okay. (teleports Crystal to a prison where nothing exists but her)
HOW DARE YOU ALEX ( slams tail into you throws you 50 feet) WHAT ARE YOU DOING !!!
(red glow intensifies) (I grab your tail, throw you up, and fire a heat beam at you)
Normal voice: I… I don’t know….
Then stop!!! Alex stop!!! You’re hurting Bebe! *pulls out another syringe* DOGGY NEEDS ANOTHER DOSE?!
Normal voice: I have no controll! I.. I can feel that! Stop!
(whimpers)
why Alex ? Why is everyone picking on me ?
Normal Voice: I don’t know! I would never attack you!
Warped Voice: You are the most sensitive target.
Alex is there any way to help you ?
Normal voice: Leave….
Warped voice: You are too weak to do anything!
Well crap then I’ll have to leave……….Zyboragon I’ll be at our secrect safe house……
Youre not seriously going to believe you’re useless are you Bebe?
Warped voice: You are, pr1ck.
Normal voice: LEAVE!!!!!!!!!
No I’m not useless but I’m not taking any chances . I have to protect the hatchlings sorry Alex but a mother has to do what is best for her kids. Annette Half Breed is here to look after you I’ll talk to you later.
Normal voice: Thank yo- (thud
(Red glow brightens, but softly this time)
Crystal
Crystal
Crystal
Crystal go find get ready.
NO LITTLE DOGGY! YOU NEED TO SLEEP!
Bebe has to go to the ball Z .
You honestly want to test that theory?
(Arrives at the ball)
Now let me scope out the place. I need to know exactly where the best positions are for emergencies…
Check for the cracks in the walls, I’ve done quite a bit of damage to that building in the past, so many events that endangered Bebe.
(climbs inside an air vent)
What’s this?
(presses ear against the floor)
Councilman:…will be taken care of, correct?
Assāssin: Of course. You do have the payment, correct?
Councilman: Full membership of the council…
Assāssin: And they’re estate?
Councilman: Fine…
(I shuffle along the vent)
Secrects, secrets are no fun unless theyre shared with everyone…
(wakes up) I know what happened… a couple days ago, I figured out that I had a power that I never knew I had. I couldn’t controll it, and I completely lost my human form. I still have a daevah form though, which is relatively close to a human’s form. I’m sorry Bebe, crystal, and Annette.
It’s okay. It’s a pretty powerful form though. Two shots of this *shows you the syringe* and you still kept going.
I need to practice to maintain controll so that doesn’t happen again…
Welcome everyone to this years annual 100th Vampire Ball I hope you all enjoy your selves.
Everyone enjoy the ball have fun and be careful come home alive .
I am inside. I left the few up on the roof. I’m here if anything goes wrong.
(falls through an air vent)
I’m here…
Larcus this is amazing . You look really ……wow so hot…… I’m so excited .
I’m not there, get out.
I know I’m waiting ….I so excited…..wow I can’t wait to get there ….. Wow my first ball…….
I’ll be arriving shortly.
As one enters theres crystals everywhere, white victorian gold and silver adorn the walls and tables, bright flowers are everywhere. Vampires and there dates are dancing, talking and eating (drinking) . Orchestra music drift through the air while servents address to every need one could want.
*I appear in a puff of smoke.* ANNETTE?!? You here?