Probably the biggest threat posed by the preternaturally hot modern Vampires is the threat to your ego.
I’m talking about the damaging cycle of self-doubt you experience trying to date one. Don’t I smell good enough for her? What if she reads my thoughts right now when I’m thinking about picking my nose? Why is she acting like she just wants to just suck me dry? Can’t she see how eternally fascinating I could be?


But hey that’s just me. I’m a man on the rebound so maybe my perspective is a little skewed. If dating a vampire isn’t YOUR ultimate survival fantasy then you are advised to:
1. Beware their sexy hypnotic gaze – avoid eye contact!
2. Beware their sexy hypnotic bodies – don’t look!
3. Beware their sexy hypnotic voices – don’t listen!
4. Beware their sexy hypnotic marriage proposals. Think of how long FOREVER means to a vampire!
Failed on #1 – 4? CONGRATULATIONS. Lucky! Have fun but please try to recall all those safer sex tips from health class because your Vampire lover’s 19th Century high school curriculum DEFINITELY missed out on that part.
~~~IF YOU ARE A VAMPIRE~~~
Congratulations! Many consider vampires the penultimate survivors! Eternal life AND good looks – what more could you ask for? Socially acceptable nourishment needs? Look no further! On November 7, a team of scientists led by vampire Dr. Mick Bhatia discovered how to turn skin cells into blood cells just by manipulating a few proteins. No more snacking on squirrels and purse dogs! A fully viable liquid food source for ethical vampires is mere moments away. (See it here at http://sethonsurvival.com/survival-news/vampire-researchers-make-blood-from-human-skin)
Of course there are still a few things to remain aware of as a vampire. Sunlight for one. The *we sparkle in sunlight!* campaign appears to be flaming out. While the sparklers had a good run, the facts are that while some younger and part vampires do in fact sparkle, the majority of older and full vampires still go up in flames when exposed to direct sunlight without magical or technological intervention. This is about more than sunscreen. If you’re thinking of going vampire and you don’t have your own Day Walker ring yet, it’s time to invest. Finding a certified Day Walker ring is even more important than finding a vampire willing to change you. Don’t even consider one without the other. Valuable information about these rings is found in the comments below. Meanwhile vampire engineers and architects work overtime to design safer sun-proof vehicles and buildings.
Finally, let’s talk about your vampire thrall. Vampires need to be very careful (and considerate) when they are turning on the thrall power. I’m not just talking about dating etiquette here. Aiming your hypnotic eye mojo on some poor mortal sucker might seem like a great way to get free blood and donuts but the consequences can be devastating for both parties. Thrall-sick love slaves who are repeatedly denied your dark gift will eventually go insane 99.99% of the time. And who do you think they turn on first? So please. If you can’t control it yet, keep your tractor beam behind protective sunglasses, even at night.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com









Whoa whoa whoa isn’t this the same guy who said and I quote “Have you guys ever considered y’know going back to whatever caves, woods, and or ooze pits from whence you came and getting out’ve human society?” cuz I’m pretty sure that’s him so we do know what he fears US.
Whoa whoa whoa isn’t this the same dud who said and I quote”Have you guys ever considered y’know going back to whatever caves, woods, and or ooze pits from whence you came and getting out’ve human society?” ‘cuz Im pretty sure he is, and if im right then we know what he fears…US.
also im sorry if this comes up twice my ipod is glitching…
Good morning Kole how was your night? I agree with you it is the same guy he must fear us. I also agree with you that I would fear if my family was hurt or taken of course I don’t have a real family any more but thats life. Dr Crane a doctor of what? Any of my doctors never asked me what I fear does yours? I guess I will be going to the vampires spring ball I have to present an life time achievement award and some crystal benifit awards (most money raised for charity).
I’m sorry about your family bebe also my night was … fun
I hope you enjoy you ball. Also he sounds like an A51 kinda doctor to me, what bout you?
Hi Kole Yes he does sound like he’s from A51. I will enjoy myself enjoy yours.
I will thanks bebe!
Hmm… funny… i didn’t know that cyborgs could even know what emotions are… and to Mr. Mutt I am simply evaluating you for research and developement of a new chemical serum and I figured those of you on this site would be perfect specimens as you seem to have complex thought. And, also, if you are wondering I gained this site’s adress from a friend of mine, Agharna Phellan. He was hacked by a “Gabriel Van Helsing” awhile back but I gained this site’s address from him. As for the ideology that I want to disrupt you, I do not. I simply want to study your behavior. I mean no harm and do not wish to begin fighting with you.
Cyborgs know what emotions are, they just don’t experience them, many cyborgs are human turned cyborgs, and they have small recollections of how they used to feel.
Also, I don’t fear you… not in the slightest…
Now you done it, leave Arc alone you bully.
Grrr…. you have everything to fear from us Dr. Crane, if you don’t you are to cocky and arrogant for your own good
Ha, I’m the bully… hmmm… And by the way I’m the head psychiatrist of an asylum.
Big deal I’m an Ambassador of both the witches and vampire council.
I’m fricken bad@ss. And I can play the piano, just saying.
Cool I play violin wow I love pianos.
Piano?
Impressive.
You obviously don’t understand me. I can help all of you.
How? How can you help me and my baby Valary? Now that Cycorp is gone how can I save my baby girl. My baby Valary…
Oh yes why don’t we all talk about our feeling? Maybe discuss what makes us happy! Or we could just NOT do that and turn out the same. Yeah that sound much better.
I’ll do anything for Valary . I’ll even as him. If a duck could help Valary I’d ask the duck. I can’t lose her. I’ll try anything.
Zyboragon has been notified of the events here and will be arriving shortly.
Thank you Arc If you where here I’d hug you.
It’s strange that you beings of emotion find comfort by doing that.
Why don’t we talk about our feelings you say? Hmm can I have a drink a strong one this kind’ve question bores me. And because you won’t let me continue my research I’ve decided that I will phone a friend. Any guesses? How about Area 51? You all seem to dislike them. Unless, of course, you want to answer a few simple questions for a doctor like myself. Remember, the sanctity of this site and all who use it may depend on whether or not you answer my questions. Respond in the next 10 minutes or the call will be made.
Question 1: Do you laugh histerically at a dangerous situation when your life is in danger?
Question 2: Do you see creatures everywhere when you look around to get a better glimpse of the people around you?
Question 3: Do you ever assault others?
Question 4: Have you been psych evaluated in the last 2 years?
Remember, the clock’s ticking… tick tock tick tock.
How will this help me and Valary? Go ahead call A51 we all have delt with them before no big deal. Threatening us will do you no good. Go lock yourself up you nut ball.
And I only want to help you and Valary who is your daughter I presume. I mean no harm, I simply want to help.
Bebe, ARC is going to retrieve you and Valary, you two will stay at Zyboragons lair.
Make the call, ARC needs to test the modifications ARC made to ARC’s laser.
You don’t understand. I only want you to answer the questions.
No. You don’t understand, nobody wants to answer your questions.
I’m trying to help you i don’t want to make the call I only want to be your friend… please just answer the questions, as my research is the only last motivating factor in my life and i need to continue so that I may finish the serum and begin testing it to benefit everyone.
Translation:
Answer my questions so I can finish a serum reflecting what you fear the most so I can begin helping humanity (note the comment about us being away from civilization) and if you don’t, I’m going to call A51!
_____
ARC’s Summary.
I wont answer I’m way to upset for these games. Valary and I are going for a snack and some therapy shopping
.
No shopping, Zyboragon will want to see Valary.
Thank you Arc just walking is making me tired (hugs you and a peck on the cheek).
You have unusual rituals.
Well (blush) we do but well I (blush) thanks Arc.
I received an interesting report from ARC, I took Crystal to see the frost dragons. They gave me their blessing to watch over her, they also gave her a crown adorned with sapphires.
Aaawww thats wonderful you’ll make a great dad. How is she? I hope that someday Crystal and Valary can be friends.
Maybe…
Amusing… Fine don’t answer the questions, don’t help find a cure for the sickness that the government has released upon you I’m just fine with that… I only wanted to help, but FINE! I WON’T!
Good.
Anyone else notice he sounds like a two year old throwing a temper trantrum? LOL
“find a cure” ohhh seems more like run tests on poor creatures until we get our desired results, any one else agree?
Sickness what sickness I was born this way and I like being this way. Sickness indeed.
diddo on that who says being non- human gives you a sickness? Dr. Crane sounds like a schizophrenic himself if you ask me.
You’ll regret this FREAK I’ll make sure of it. And as for this site, it shuts down tomorrow so you better say your goodbyes while you can
Adios dork.
That works, calling ARC a “freak”, as if you could even trigger an emotion from ARC.
If ARC is classified as a “freak” how low are your classifications?
ARC’s data suggests “Dr. Crane” would be annoyed at ARC if ARC said something along the lines of “See you all tomorrow”.
ARC is going to go rest, ARC is still weary after the Abstract ordeal.
Zyboragon will be arriving shortly. Goodnight.
Goog night Arc have a good one.
Yes, good night ARC.
DON’T CALL ARC A FREAK YOU F***%^$$ SHRINK!!!
Oh Mr. Grimm/Dr. Crane, the site is still up and I’ve never seen ARC look so pleased!
Also, Doctor Crane, if you are reading this, you will be hunted and prosecuted for your crimes against my friends and I. If you ever have any hope of no strict punishment, I suggest that you, and your band of savages stay clear of us. Otherwise, you will be met with severe, corporal, punishment that my tribe and I have continued to use sice our organization foundry during the Spanish Inquisition.
Sup guys im back what’d i miss
Sup guys what’d I miss for the past year?
ARC you’re the only person um err cyborg that i know on this site so i’m counting on you to fill me in
um can anyone explain what’s been happening please ive been gone from this site for a year and i need help filling in the blanks first off who is “DR. Crane”?
I believe “Dr” crane is a A51 agent gathering info on us to break our wills and force us do to their bidding also hi nice to meet you I’m Kole a werewolf
Nice to meet you too Kole. I’m a werewolf as well. We may have met up before I became the leader of my pack as I used to be a traveller.
WTF???? My avatar changed!
looks the same to me :raze: .
no in my earlier comments it changed then it changed back, I propbably entered my e-mail address wrong…
please? Mutt? Zyboragon? Someone? I’m totally lost.
I’m just arriving here again, I missed some stuff too.
I am unable to help you at this time.
Oh sorry it’s just that youre one of the only people on this site that i remember…
I’ll fill you all in a little later I’m drained and need blood and Valary needs it too I’ll be back in a couple of hours.
‘Twas at the middle hour of night;
And though the moon gave her pale light,
O’er the haunted wood a thick mist hung
And the wind was howling its leaves among.
In a cart along that way so wild
A peasant was driving his wife and child.
“For the fairy folks thou need’st fear not
They dance ‘neath the moon on yon green spot.
Should the screech-owl cry from yonder marsh
Say a prayer, nor heed it’s voice so harsh.
Whate’er thou seest, be not afraid,
But clasp the child,” the faither said.
“Forward, old horse! Behind yon tree
Our church steeple I can see.
Get on! But, hold a moment stop–
The linch pin is about to drop;
‘Tis crack’d– I’ll cut a stick, my dear;
Hold fast the child, and have no fear!”
An hour alone she must’ve sat,
When a noise she heard–”Oh, what is that?”
Lo! a coal-black hound! She sees and knows
The werewolf! while his teeth he shows,
And glares upon the child, she flings
Her apron o’er it as he springs.
His sharp teeth bite it; but she cries
To God for help, away he flies.
Her arms the helpless babe enfold,
She sits like a statue, pale and cold.
But soon her husband by her side,
And onwards now they safely ride.
Arrived at home, a light is brought;
She starts, as with some horrid thought:
“What? Husband! husband! can these be
hanging from thy teeth I see?”
Thou art thyself a werewolf then!”
“Thy words,” he said,”have set me free again!”
~ The werewolf by Susan S. Busby
Wow that was cool. Hi I’m Katsune a warecat welcome back to the site.
Thank you I’m a poet, and so everyone knows so that noone tskes offense, I am a werewolf, a French werewolf
Can someone fill me in too? I have been so focused on Raven that i have missed out on the recent events.
Ok I’ll give it my best hear goes Marcus passed away in an work related accident we were best friends and decided to marry each other so Varary and I could be on his work benifits. Valary is not his but he was going to adopt her anyway, I was pregnat after leaving Cycorp she has a metal skelaton that grows Arc said she was evil and was to never touch Zyboragon’s scale, she did I always leave it on she touch it twice and grew to toddler size about 2 years now, the scale is glowing yellow and humming something it never did before. Smithy’s son was kidnapped by some demond forget his name, same one that apparently posessed me. This nut job named DR Crane was a jerk and stuff about Dren and Raven and other stuff.
Well, exellent explaination… sorry about “Dr. Crane” we get morons like that on the site every so often. I’m also sorry that you lost your Fiance.
Dam my reply in moderation I need help with Valary she’s part Cyborg and could be dangerous as Arc believes she is I will do anything to save her she’s my baby girl and I won’t lose her I lost little TK and Zyborganna’s away at prep school I can’t lose Valary I’ll do anything I’d give her my life anything I can’t lose her my baby my baby girl… :crying:
Dam both replys still in modaration (sigh) Valary sweet baby Valary.
Ok let me say this again third times a charm, Valary touch my scale that Zyboragon gave me and has grown to the age of a 2 year old Marcus is gone my scale has turned yellow and is humming got pergnat after leaving Cycorp, Valary has a metal skeleton that grows with her Arc says that she is a cyborg and is bad long story made short I’ll do anything to help my Valary anything.
Marcus is gone? Gone as in ran away gone or gone as in he died? Pregnat when leaving Cycorp what is Cycorp? Valary is a cyborb so you had relations with a cyborg? How is Vetty?
Valary is fine Bebe, ARC doesn’t understand that what you doesn’t define who you are, however…It’s not my biological DNA, she won’t be a Demοnic cyborg ghost dragon. Although the tissue fades quickly, Valary will need robotic parts to live, it’s what this biological flesh is made for.
Katsune, she didn’t do anything with a cyborg, Cycorp is a cyborg creation plant, tubes of DNA are filled to produce organic material for cyborgs. All Bebe had to do was touch the biological material.
A rather disturbing but brilliant advance in science.
Thank you Zyboragon very much just one thing were do I get parts for Valary now that Cycorp is gone?
My weapons lab is fit with a robotics lab, ARC modifies his ARC L4Z0R laser there.
I’m sure I have a few spare parts lying around.
ARC is suspicious of anything new in your environment Bebe, he claims to not feel any emotion yet hes very protective of you. It may be a wise choice to travel around with ARC, if he sees that the child is not a threat, he might start to relax.
Anyways, I’m about to leave for the future, care to watch Crystal as well as ARC? I’m actually going to be meeting her future self, should be interesting.
Sure it would be nice to look after Cystal she’s so cute and I’ve somehow grown very fond and attach to Arc (blush) tell future Valary mom loves her. Thanks Zyboragon
I’ll see what I can do without disobeying the codes of time travel.
No guarantees though.
Also watch out, Crystal spits ice, things might get chilly…
Tell Arc I said hi and I would like to know if he would be Valary’s guardian if something was to happend to me? I miss him already.
I’m sorry for what’s happening to you right now and I would help if I could. Unfortunately I’m still on the trail Of Gabriel Van Helsing and his band of “Monster hunters” as they call themselves. I believe Dr. Crane, who I am not friends with, is in alliance with them and Area 51 as well. The reason I have been off so long is that last year while hunting, just after all of this began, I was attacked by a creature I have no desire to see again in my life. It’s had a dark entity around it, sharp fangs, red eyes, and blood-stained fur. I believe there is a creature out there that… well, not even I can explain. The beast is unlike any being I’ve ever encountered. Anyways, as the leader of my pack, I sent the rest of the hunters and pups who we were teaching back to our settlement. Quickly, the bloodthirsty beast reared at me. It struck me with it’s claws and I fell as not even I have felt so nasty of a blow before. As the creature, who I’m sure would’ve devoured me if it had the chance, quickly got down from it’s rearing stace, yelped, and sprinted of into the dense woods around us. Just then I realized that the penant my elder had given me let off a light aura that blinded the creature in it’s darkness. I have slowly recovered from my wounds, and have been re-continuing my hunt for the band of savages that Van Helsing controls. They have killed three members of my pack so far. I have realized that this keeps me from tiring and keeps me on the path of revenge. I am sorry for those of you who I knew before: Mr. Mutt, Zyboragon, Scarly, ARC, Seth, for not updating my status for a year. And I am proud to make aquaintanceships with those I have just met: Katsune, Bebe. Please if you have any more questions feel free to ask. I may not answer immediately, but I will answer them eventually
Here, before I start talking i feel we should have a formal introduction. My name is Dren. I am a griffin. I have a Safehaven for about 100 griffins.
Did the creature have:
• Leathery wings?
• A large tail
• If it did have a large tail, does it have spikes?
• A human-ish face.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you Dren. I believe, yes, it possessed all of the traits. All i know for sure is that apparently it doesnt like werewolves(except possibly for food) and if it did like something, which it mustve liked alot, it was definately the smell of steak on me.
So they are back…
I thought it was possible when I heard Katsune’s story, but you’ve confirmed my suspicions. I will try to find their weakness today.
Sorry Bebe and Vetty to hear about Marcus I’m doing some research to see if I can help Valary. Hang on.
Thank you Katsune for your help but Zyboragon has got it covered.
I will pull my vein trick on Crane if he comes back again.
Seth, can you make a Griffin page. I will help give you facts if you need them.
Also, how do I change my profile pic?
Go to the FAQs. It tells you how.
Ah Zyboragon sorry I think Valary just ate one of your gold coins.
I have finally figured out what happens when you mix griffanthropy (The disease characterized by becoming a griffin) and vampirism!
What do you get then.
Manticores. I thought Shang Tian killed off them thousands of years ago, but the virus must have laid dormant inside Vampires. Now with the explosion of griffin population, I fear the virus could take hold
Manticores are a cousin of the Griffin. They have the body of a puma, face of a human, a long tail with barbs on the end. Those barbs can shoot out and travel up to 300 yards accurately. They have large leathery wings that can easily be camouflaged on their body. And apex predator. Bite carries virus, poison from tail is comparable to that of a dart frog.
I was wondering when they would pop up again, it seems like its been forever since I’ve played cards with a manticore.
You may have fonder memories of those creatures than me. I personally helped Shang Tian wipe them out. Nothing trys to kįll me and lives, including an entire race.
Agreed. Those creatures will destroy all edible beings if they come back.
Okay so…… Smite all vampires? Nah never work to many of them. Kįll all grifins? Same problem. Find a chemical compound that makes the virus dįe? Probably the best option.
hmm… well we could always develope a new serum to counter the effects of the virus… what are the known weaknesses of vampires and griffins? Or perhaps we could try seperating DNA strands?
Sorry I did’nt mean Smithy I ment Agharna Phellan I for one will not volunteer to do tests.
Smite all vampires as if vampires were a virus wich it is but I like being a vampire and I’m sure Vetty and Dren like being Griffins. Smithy where are you going to get vampire and griffin DNA, Vampires main weakness is sunlight as in uv and ub rays thats why we ware day walker rings and where are you going to get volunteeres to test this serum.
Well… I don’t want to seem cruel but my tribe and i caught some during an attempted raid on our village. We caught them and locked them in our dungeons. We will test it on them. I don’t mean to sound evil, but at least noone innocent is being hurt. Also, I have learned of their murderous past. They will be the subjects.
By some, i mean vampires. No offense, Bebe, you’re one of the only good ones I’ve encountered.
well because my comment above is awaiting moderation, we’re going to test it on some vampires that were originally awaiting the death sentence in our dungeons anyways.
im trying to say that we’re killing bad vampires anyway but all comments are awaiting moderation
There are plenty on us good ones in fact I belong to the Vampire Coucil of Canada and as Ambassador who represents over a millon members are deeply offended that you think so little of the vampire race.
Well I see I’m also a mamber of the witches council and in our treaty with them they stand by us. If it’s war you wont it’s war your going to get. We on the council decide who is guilty and who’s not. In Canada only out side Canada well there on there own.
Oh, don’t worry, we’ve got them chained up. Also, that’s awesome, that’s great, and you’re welcome.
look, i’m not trying to provoke war, Bebe, your awesome and I’m sure most vampire and witches are, we simply root out the… how should I say… ‘bad’ ones and exact corporal punishment, torture, or, my personal favorite, Inquisition them. I did not mean to be offensive and simply want nothing more than peace between our two races.
And, Bebe, you live in Canada? Is it as beautiful as I’ve heard? And in what region do you live?
Also, is Valary doing well? You guys will have my every prayer tonight.
I can only say I live in the Estern side of Canada and yes it is very beautiful I’m babaysitting Valary and Crystal and thank you for the prayers. Bad vampires will make good test subjects just remember vampires are very strong and heal very fast.
Hey guys I may or may not be going away for a while, depends on how the events unfold here got to go! bye guys!
Good bye Kole don’t be to long.
Safe journeys, friend.
Beware dangers both natural and not so natura.
Yes, especiallly hunters. My tribe has had trouble with them for a few months now
also remember, if you are wounded, use aloe and burdock roots(natural painkillers) and if you need to heal any warts, I tend to use rosemary water.
I believe in only herbal cures, as I don’t believe in the medicinal industry, or most industries, hower I am quite advanced.
I think that Griffins should be the test subject. We are both of the five tribes of Kong Qi. The griffins are of the Tian Kong Wang and Manticores are of the Xiong ‘e Wu Yun. ( The other three are Hippogriffs, Cockatrices and Chimeras.)
The main point here is that we are both very close species.
And where are we going to get griffin test subjects willing?
Your talking to one.
No Dren there must be others that will agree for testing you have Raven to look out for.
Are you sure Dren? These experiments… they may very well be unstable and something could go wrong and… well… I don’t want to lose another friend if something goes wrong.
I have the philosopher’s stone. I can’t die. It’s also can remove inflictions. I can teach you the spell now.
Lo!
Oh stone,
Cure the curse
For to live crippled
Is the worst.
Corny rhymes
Still have power,
Cure this man
Within thy hour
——— Begone!
(Fill in the blank with the affliction.)
Thank you. And… I guess It’s safe… however I’m still working on making something… I’ll get back to you when I finish.
Nevermind! If there is a loved one involved, I can’t let you do it. It’s my one rule I care about family too much.
I agree with Bebe. It’s too dangerous… and like I said I can’t do it if there is a family member involved. There must be another way… perhaps I’ll work on finding an herbal cure…
Hey I got an idea Dren turned Raven (fiancee) into a griffin can’t you turn a bad vampire into one for testing he used somekind of rubies.
Hmm… that’s a good idea. If you can get such a hybrid, I may be able to make a cure…
You have to ask Dren for the rubies you already have the vampires.
Ah yes the rubies. It’s a long tiring process but I can change them. Of course there is a chance that they break free in their manticore form, If they do turn into that, and infect us all…
All your captured vampires are dęad. I cannot alow you to tørture victims, no matter what they did you will test apon me and me only. I am part vampire so my DNA should serve as a suitible replacement. Better to test the willing than tørture those who aren’t.
what if it kills you or you become a mutant then what?
Can’t we just test the serum on blood samples that way no one is hurt.
It could work…
Hmm… interesting…
This is still Agharna Phellan by the way, but Cahin Loup is my real name.
Blood tastes so much better from the source though… although now that I think about it that could be a genetic defect from my witch genes??
Hi I’m Bebe a demonic vampire/witch yes Blood is better from the source however Blood from a Blood bank nuked in the Mic for 30 seconds is just as good.
Hey guys I’m back tell ya what happened with me later its a long story that involves ALOT of my !past but I need to tell you that A51 has made a new hybrid they call “erasers” im still collecting info on these creatures Ill tell you what I know soon but now I have to go, one thing is for sure they are f*cking strong!
Ahhh undoubtedly they drew there inspiration from James Patterson.
Brilliant!!
true, the maximum ride series i do love those books, anyway while they are remarkbly similar there have been slight but notucable alterations. they have added DNA from alot of other creatures (Leprechauns, Fairies, draconians, and vampires) they have kept most of their abilities also like the shape shifting for instance. that is all I know as of now. what worries me the most though is the fact that if they are indeed making creatures based on books, who knows what they will make next…
my best friend told me she was a vampire and then bite me
WHAT DO I DO!?!?!?!?!
I have no idea whats going on!!!!!
Help
Hail Vampire 28,
Thanks for checking in! How nice to hear of your ongoing sort-of survival! Sorry to hear about the bite but was this the infamous Vampire A.A. by any chance?
If so, there are two pieces of good news here:
1. A.A. is considered to be a good vampire. So I have to ask, why do you think she bit you?
2. As a dryad, you can turn to tree form and all your blood will turn to sap. This is good. Because sap is thicker and sweater than blood and the vampire mutagens should clump together and you can expel them through your roots.
So are you still a dryad?
Thanks for keeping on! See you on the Wild Moon. And a big HI to the legendary Vampire A.A. We know it’s not safe for her to appear, but her legend lives on here.
Seth
she wont tell me anything but i dont even know if she does no something!!!!!!!
I’ve had that problem once when my sister Vee bit me I was not sure what would happen or what I was going to do but thanks to the SOS I now can lead a regular life. Is it true you can change into a tree? If so can you talk to other trees becuase that would be awsome.
Hail Bebe,
This is just a note to let you know that Vampire28 replied to you below. Here is a link:
http://sethonsurvival.com/monstrometer/vampires/comment-page-23#comment-125385
Thanks and keep on keeping on.
Seth
I see the true irony in the fact that these are my favorite songs…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkzfhjzdCKA also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucA395WJ2xI and alot more by the same band but those have the most irony.
oh and I almost forgot about this one too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhFbXNiERrs lots and lots of irony im sure you guys will get it.
ya i can change into a tree but its not all its cracked up to be if your not carful and u can fall to sleep as a tree and get cut down my cousin had tht happen to her.
And A.A. most likly bit me cause she was lonly.
Hail Vampire 28,
A belated thank-you for this delightful description of the dryadic life. Sorry to hear about your cousin. How logical to realize that in tree form, you would fall asleep. Is this because of the relative experience of time being much slower in tree form? When you wake up in human form are you any older? Or the same age? Did you try sapping the vampire pathogens by turning tree long enough to do so? Or was it too risky?
As for AA biting you, I might have guessed. Vampires do seem to suffer from worldly ennuie at a much higher rate than the general population. And a smart and worldly young vampire like A.A. will likely always feel a little out of step with the world around her until she is older. She always has a place in my memory and on this site. Tell her to hang in there.
Seth
Sorry it took me so long to get back to you life problems (see ware wolf page) are you still you or have you transformed into a vampire . I liked being a vampire and with a daywalker ring life is good. How is Your friend doing ? Is she still lonely? How are you doing are you ok ? Did you need help I will be more available now hopefully. Take care of youself . Concerned Bebe.
Hello I’m Poppy is there anyone there? I just escaped A51 and a little confused and scared. My home is gone now it’s a shopping mall.Is there a vampire or monster that needs a room mate?
Hello Poppy, welcome to our humble site.
What species are you exactly? Forgive me I’m not as observant as I used to be when I was a cyborg. I’m sure we can find a place for you around here though.
Hi Arc I’m a vampire not sure what type yet. I’ve yet to see other vampires with wings. You where a cyborg WOW now your a gargoyal I think from you pic. Thanks thats nice of you. Do you know a AP thats not his name but I can’t pronounce it right. He got bit by something and is out cold not sure what to do with him?
Yes, I’m a gargoyle, and to be honest, I never know what’s going on with AP, he has multiple personalities and claims to be psychopathic, I can’t ever tell when he’s using a different personality or being serious.
With all due respect to AP of course. If a problem is actually occurring, we will swoop in to help.
Wow you would do that for him that very nice I have him in my cave right now he should be ok here.
Hello Poppy! It’s always nice to see new faces around here.
I am Zyboragon! I’m an angelic cyborg ghost dragon!
Welcome to the site.
Hello I am Jessy you don’t look like a gargoyle.
Hail Poppy,
Welcome to the site. Please make yourself at home here.
Hopefully you will find answers to your questions here and maybe even help some others to discover new things as well.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
P.S. Kole welcomed you to the site below also:
http://sethonsurvival.com/monstrometer/vampires/comment-page-23#comment-133138
Seth you really needn’t post a link, my comment was right below your reply.
Behold! The first time I will type “lol” on this site.
That actually made me chuckle.
How are you Kole?
Me? Oh I’m just fine how ’bout you?
Tired, impatient and worried.
It has been such a “great day”.
I guess it my turn to type LOL but I’m also kinda glad I made you chuckle as I’m guessing it’s a rare thing.
gotta go (reason why see werewolf page) bye!
Hail Kole,
Sometimes when a comment is just a comment and not a reply people miss it so sometimes I try to post a link to it in a reply so that they get an email notification of the reply and then they notice that someone actually responded to them. Just FYI.
Keep on keeping on being awesome.
Seth
hi poppy! welcome to the site!
Hey guys, I know there’s a lot of specific stuff going on here, but I think something just happened, and we are all going to need to band together.
I just got told that the end of the world is scheduled for May 4th. I would normally not believe a rumor like this, but I know this one is absolutely true. The world will self destruct on May 4th, if we don’t find a way to band together and stop it.
We need as many wolves, shifters, witches, time travelors, vamps and cyborgs (as well as all other hybrids possible) to stand together to show that there is good left in the world. If we don’t…. well…. yeah.
Sure why not? Count me in
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WHY! WHY! WHY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Seth, it’s Loveliest Vampira. Changed my name. Ok I have a question, why are there so mnay wolves, cyborgs and other, THINGS on the vampire page? Shouldn’t they soap-opera-it-up on thier own page? Not to be souless, but ever since my Vampire side took over, i’ve become a little more respectful of my, “blood”.
Eternally yours,
Your EternallyLovedVampira
Hail ELV,
A belated thanks for checking in. I’ve been busy stocking up on baby aspirin since the cannibal pills story but I’m very happy to know you’re keeping on.
Re: our current state of saponification, what can I say? Ever since Tear Drinker came on the site things have been a bit soapy, it’s true. Graham cries every day now. I think it could be her evil plot.
But what about you? Are you telling us you are no longer half leprechaun? What happened? How is Elfy taking this?
Yours in Survival,
Seth
do you think i might be a vampire
1.i woke up with blood around my mouth and arm twice
2.i’m pale
3.and i burn really easily
Ah, that’s better.
Your signs seem to point towards vampire, in this world you cannot be too incredibly sure, have you scanned yourself with the Monstrometer?
I’d like to second Zyboragons opinion, but also ask whether you have wings or not? Or even wing shadows.
I think I might be a werewolf…. It started when I was 6 years old and I’ve been putting the pieces together since