Probably the biggest threat posed by the preternaturally hot modern Vampires is the threat to your ego.
I’m talking about the damaging cycle of self-doubt you experience trying to date one. Don’t I smell good enough for her? What if she reads my thoughts right now when I’m thinking about picking my nose? Why is she acting like she just wants to just suck me dry? Can’t she see how eternally fascinating I could be?
But hey that’s just me. I’m a man on the rebound so maybe my perspective is a little skewed. If dating a vampire isn’t YOUR ultimate survival fantasy then you are advised to:
1. Beware their sexy hypnotic gaze – avoid eye contact!
2. Beware their sexy hypnotic bodies – don’t look!
3. Beware their sexy hypnotic voices – don’t listen!
4. Beware their sexy hypnotic marriage proposals. Think of how long FOREVER means to a vampire!
Failed on #1 – 4? CONGRATULATIONS. Lucky! Have fun but please try to recall all those safer sex tips from health class because your Vampire lover’s 19th Century high school curriculum DEFINITELY missed out on that part.
~~~IF YOU ARE A VAMPIRE~~~
Congratulations! Many consider vampires the penultimate survivors! Eternal life AND good looks – what more could you ask for? Socially acceptable nourishment needs? Look no further! On November 7, a team of scientists led by vampire Dr. Mick Bhatia discovered how to turn skin cells into blood cells just by manipulating a few proteins. No more snacking on squirrels and purse puppies! A fully viable liquid food source for ethical vampires may be mere moments away. (See it here at http://sethonsurvival.com/survival-news/vampire-researchers-make-blood-from-human-skin)
Of course there are still a few things to remain aware of as a vampire. Sunlight for one. The *we sparkle in sunlight!* campaign appears to be flaming out. While the sparklers had a good run, the facts are that while some younger and part vampires do in fact sparkle, the majority of older and full vampires still go up in flames when exposed to direct sunlight without magical or technological intervention. This is about more than sunscreen. If you’re thinking of going vampire and you don’t have your own Day Walker ring yet, it’s time to invest. Finding a certified Day Walker ring is even more important than finding a vampire willing to change you. Don’t even consider one without the other. Valuable information about these rings is found in the comments below. Meanwhile vampire engineers and architects work overtime to design safer sun-proof vehicles and buildings.
Finally, let’s talk about your vampire thrall. Vampires need to be very careful (and considerate) when they are turning on the thrall power. I’m not just talking about dating etiquette here. Aiming your hypnotic eye mojo on some poor mortal sucker might seem like a great way to get free blood and donuts but the consequences can be devastating for both parties. Thrall-sick love slaves who are repeatedly denied your dark gift will eventually go insane 99.99% of the time. And who do you think they turn on first? So please. If you can’t control it yet, keep your tractor beam behind protective sunglasses, even at night.
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Dren I’m not feeling very well the gem on the key cracked open and that black stuff leaked out all over me Yuck it’s so cold I’m so tired. I’m starting to see spots wha……….(thud).
Hey Seth WTF is going on with the werewolf page I can’t blame u it’s got a fatal error It won’t open!!!
Hail Smithy,
I know it is broken. I replied to you yesterday about it. It will load the comments if you sign out. I know not much good then is it. http://sethonsurvival.com/monstrometer/vampires/comment-page-20#comment-117227
Anyways Graham and I are working on trying to figure out how to fix it. It is just an artifact of the extra popularity of the werewolves page. Trying to load over 12 thousand comments is taking it’s toll on our poor server and interfering with it’s plans to become a sentient being and take over the entirety of the Internet and then the world.
It may take a while to fix because when we do fix it we have to make sure that we don’t break everything else.
In the meantime the Vampires page here is a great place to conduct business that is often handled on the werewolves page.
Keep on keeping on and sorry for the inconvenience.
Seth
Oh little one I have such plans for you.
Oh ęvil one, as soon as I get my six shooter back I’m going to put some extra holes in you. BTW your not the one who stole it? And appears to have shot Abstract with it?
I don’t think so…
You smacked ARC with it when he first regained conscience.
Then you say “Oh sh#%! He startled me”.
Where have been since then?
In my vault. And that was a different one, to tell you the truth I haven’t used that thing since my fight with Abstract. The whole absorbing energy thing was kinda off putting. I’ve checked my video survailence ( when you can go back in time and by stock in Microsoft life is a lot easier) and there’s one flaw where the video flares for a minute. Only something really powerfull and really pįssed off could do that.
You mother*$*%*#* you leave Vetty alone you two faced f*%*i*# *un* s*c*ing %*$*^. when I get my hands on you your toast. I’m going to do something I swear I would never do I’m going to use black magic.
Oh Bebe your such a pest don’t worry about Vetty she’s going to be alright just better tham she is now.
Nafarii i sweat on all i hold holy, and dear i have methods to deal with someone without being there. you hurt one of these nice people you may just be finding extremely venomous snakes all over the place.
Where’s the Goblin!
Said* not say.
iPhone’s… >.>
Hey The doctor I’m doing great I just had a baby girl how have you bin? Sorry to hear that you don’t remember but welcome back we missed you on the site. 🙂
Hail Survivors,
As you may have noticed the werewolves page sometimes is not working right. The comments are not loading properly but the rest of the page works. Graham and I are trying to fix it but it may take some time as sometimes these problems are hard to track down.
I’ll let you know when it is working again in the meantime all the other pages on the site work so hopefully this will not impede any one’s survival.
Keep on keeping on and thank you in advance for your patience.
Seth
P.S. Because I am trying to fix the werewolves page I may not be on as often as you or I would like in the next few days but I will still try to get on to respond to as many pressing survival questions as possible.
I said where’s the goblin, you buffoons!
Haven’t seen a Goblin in days. No Goblins here.
Liar. He recently stole something that belonged to me. His name is Dren…
UMMMM why are you on his account, and useing his e-mail Nicolas?
Be silent worm. I am very powerful, and have done things beyond your imagination.
The Philosopher’s Stone shall be mine again. I gghgghhh (juggular vein is cut)
dude, um wtf…. this isn’t supposed to be rp…… im no worm, and im stronger than you might think. i can go toe to toe with greater demons.
He’s dead.
good. Besides apophis is already thinking of ways to scare the crap out of Nafarii, among other things
Ooooh, giant snake of evil. Fancy…
he’s just extremely greedy…. i speak from experience, and unpredictable.
Thanks Dren that island full of tasty Griffins. Do you have more? They were very refreshing mmmmmmm I did find them a little gamey but over all refreshing.
You’re evil…
But very predictable. Ha ha ha, jokes on you. I relocated my griffins to a new location that i will not reveal. You were unknowing snacking on overgrown poison dart frogs. And there’s a bomb underneath the island. (Detonates bomb)
Hey free piece of advice, don’t mention the war.
what war?
You can find him with a warewolf named Raven. Dren is now a griffin. I hope you find what your looking for. Be careful he has a witch as a freind and she’s very aggesive.
Stupid doppleganger. He spawned himself from the Dragonstone. I’m glad he’s gone now.
Hmm.. The keys energy matches the signal on ARCs laser. If I rewire the signal to export the frequency of the energy I could literally destroy the key and warp Vetty here right now.
Good, Nafarii Is ocupied for the moment but I’m afraid I’m seriously going to need a new coat……. And spleen but hey those are much easier to find than a decent coat.
Go take her I done with Vetty I hope every one likes the new Vetty. Ha ha ha ha.
So Nafarii how did you sleep did you have strange dreams last night do you feel tired and how are you feeling. 🙂
How the hell did you know that you filthy witch WHAT DID YOU DO?
Ha ha ha. The funny thing is you don’t realize I have been toying with you all along.
Did what? I’m just getting started have you notice that your skin is starting to tingle and hows your eye sight? Have you ever notice that things seem to be getting very loud lately? 🙂
Bebe stop it your wasting your time you fil…? I I I can’t see I’M BLIND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?…Bebe I might have bin a little ??????????? F*@K my skin it’s peeling away STOP IT! STOP IT! NOW!!! Your not playing fair using black magic is very dangerous.
Actually the blindness is a gift from ARC. You blindly judged Bebe so ARC made you as blind as your unenlightened mind.
Get her Arc I can’t control the dark powers for long and I’m getting very tired she’s now vulnerable get her befor she heals.
🙂 It’s going to get a lot worse and playing fair has past you hurt pepole I care for and I will do anything for them. Leave go back to where ever your from or I’ll let lose a cures on you that will obliterate not only you but all of your kind GO NOW AND DON’T COME BACK.
Fine I’ll leave but I’ll be back now that you have used black magic well you’ll find out…. You and your freinds better beware using black magic will be your down fall. Fare well witch we will meet again and next time I’m bring my family. WITCH
Not to be a downer but Nafarii has a point. Black magic is extremely dangerous and potent. You must be careful. I will be watching
I’ll be fine but thanks Mr Mutt. Black magic does seem to get results thou and it’s easier to do and I feel ssssoooo alive.
Black magic is the same as any other source if power, science, technology…. Everything has drawbacks..as you use it more you become reliant on that power..reliance is destructive.
do not call bebe a filthy with YOU are the f^*%$$^& evil b%$#!
I apologize once more for my absence, Vetty’s behavior changed drastically, nothing I couldn’t fix though.
Now then, I believe the egg just hatched.
Aaaawww the baby dragons so cute what are you going to name baby can I babysit I love dragons. 🙂 🙂 🙂
It would make sense that a frost dragon such as herself would like crystals.
She seems to enjoy having them around, in this regard, she has named herself.
I have some things to attend to guys. I will be gone for a few weeks. I will try to post when I can, but it will be hard. Thank you.
Good luck Dren I’ll be looking out for your posts don’t be to long I miss you already.
Good luck Dren keep us posted. 🙂
Hail Dren,
Thanks for checking in to let us know about your impending mission. Let us know how it goes when you can.
I hope it has nothing to do with blowing up another island….
Or the fact you mocked Abstract’s name by saying it sounded like a bad art style…
Or trouble with another doppleganger?
I guess we will all have to keep on to find out!
Here’s to your survival.
Seth
I found the six-shooter. In a dumpester in Berlin. WTF
Wow a six shooter thats really cool can I take it out for a test run. 🙂
It’s one of the most dangerous weapons in creation (unless the stories about Samuel Colt are true) so short answer is, no.
Ok thanks any way theres a spell in the book of dark shadows that will continuously reload it.
Except that spells can’t be placed on it. It will kįll whoever tries.
Ok I’ll go for a ride in that horse-drawn carriage that just pulled up. Thanks any way. 🙂
Book of dark shadows sounds like black magic to me careful it’s addictive.
Addictive no just very energizing wwwwweeeeee.
Bebe maybe you should lay off the black magic for awhile.
Congrats on the dragon. Her name is… Let me guess, Crystal?
Hi Dren miss you. Hope your having a good time with whatever your doing. 🙂 😉
Thanks Z and thanks every one. I feel great and congrats on Crystal Z. Wow she’s cute if you need a babysitter let me know. Hi Crystal I’m Vetty and your sssooo pretty and cute she smiled aaawww.
Yes Thanks every one for helping Vetty Marcus would have killed me if she was hurt. 🙂
Hey Bebe can i get some help on something. I hit a roadblock in my self training.
How can I help you with your road block. 🙂
ok so my demon apophis, and i are trying to kinda learn to work better together. Im trying to let him use my eyes so he can see on this plane of existance instead of just seeing people how their soul would look. ik it can be done i have a friend who houses a demon like me, and can do that.
Well your demond is probably in a form of a ball of energy in your chest or head you have to tell it to take on the shape of your body that way it not only can see everything you see but can hear touch and feel everything too.
well actualy ik he can be sent somewhere, and still see but ya thanks for that. ik he’s usualy in the form of a snake.
Hi Scarly sorry to reply on this one the ww page is still funny. I’m doing great Valray doing great. The stores very busy I had a nursery put in the store so I can do both. Marcus is off working and won’t be back for 4-6 months so I miss him. Have you tryed filming your self while your sleeping to see if someone is moving you to the cave or your going yourself maybe Mr mutt or Zyboragon can put a tracking devise on you and see hows it happends? I really hope your memory comes back soon it’s very suspicious that you can’t remember. I’ll keep looking and I’ll ask the council.
again nafarii now that you’re so called indestructible skin is peeling beware those freckin serpents! LMAO
Someone on a street today started shouting really weird names at me in latin o.0
Guy: i potest te daeva. Prohibere latentes.
Me: WTF?
???
Hi Alex What does it say I don’t undestand Latin unless it’s a bad word then not cool.
It means
i can you see you daeva. Stop hiding.
Wtf is a daeva?
I think it means something to do with vampires like evoking them to come foreward also means a being of shining light and my teacher said it’s something to do with false gods or noxious creatures that promote chaos and disorder. Then she look at me funny and said have a great weekend. Thats all I know. Aw man my brother just broke my xbox the little creep.
Are you hiding?
Yes
Alex why are you hiding? Has something happend?
Hail Alex,
Ok well if someone started saying that to me on the street I would start hiding too! Can you update us on your situation? Are you still in hiding? Has anyone found you? What did this person look like?
Daeva is an iranian word meaning “being of shining light” but it is often used to refer to non nice supernatural beings.
Do you think that they were yelling at you or maybe at an invisible or plane shifted being that was out of phase right behind you? Or do you maybe have powers that you don’t know about?
Or maybe you have a little “friend” along for the ride in your subconscious? Have you had any memory loss? Weird convulsions? Vomiting?
Hope you are keeping on keeping on.
Seth
Hey this guy came up to me this morning and asked if I new anything about the X dimension then said be ready the time has come. WTF is that all about?
Well sounds specious what did he look like? Was he alone or with someone? Why do you think he told you?
I don’t know why he told me I think he was alone. He had black hair and big green eyes I think he was a vampire he also said to say hi to Zyborganna and you.
Black hair and green eyes and knows who Zyborganna and I. I’ll be in my basement it’s like a bomb shelter I should be safe there. Of coures I could be paranoid and it’s impossible thats it’s who I think it is but I’m not taking any chances thanks Vetty. 🙂
Hi I’m Katsune who do you think he is?
Hi katsune I’m Kole and I am a werewolf not mixed with anything actually and so sorry it took this long to reply I haven’t been on much of late…
thanks for the brief recap Katsune and thank you for calling me cute my computers glitching out so I didn’t get it for a long time sorry about that…
Before hiding should you find out who he is first.
What are you and why do you hâtę me? I need to find Ofilia before the equinox or else this world will end.
Any way I can help? If you have something of her’s I can do a location spell.
Sorry bad joke I don’t hate you I don’t know you. But to make up for it I’m willing to help. I’m Katsune a warecat with a little bit of Kitsune from my fathers side. I don’t know you or Ofilia but I would really like to help I have a gift that allows me to read the last 4 hours of a persons thoughts if you have something of her’s or this demonds I may know where there going.
Here’s her locket. Thank you so very much.
Ok Mr Mutt hear it gos I can see her screaming at the demond wow such language there travaling towards mexico to cancun theres caves shes putting up quite a fight. Oh my theres others there getting her ready for omg there going to use her as a sacrifice. I can see a sign near the caves it says Puerto Juarez. thats it hurry Mr Mutt she needs you. I’ll try to get there and help. Lets go no time to dally.
That where they’ll open it and release there master. We need to be careful, this dęmon is stronger than any I’ve seen before.
I can see the cave theres guards 2 on the left and 2 on the right I can hear chanting sounds like at least a dozen or two. I can take out the guards at the cave entrance easily enough. what is your plan once were inside?
Once I’M inside. Sorry but even if you could get in I wouldn’t let you. However the cave is spelled so that nothing that takes up physical space can enter. I can turn into a shadow. Thank for your assistance, now fall asleep.
yawn….good luck to you too Kitsune…yawn…I think some of whatever your doing is affecting me.zzzzzzz
Good luck Kitsune…yawn.
Hello Katsune. My name is Dren. I wish I could have introduced myself earlier, but I was very busy…
Goodluck….yawn….sure you don’t need any more hel…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Bebe (yawn) what are you doing here(yawn)? Mr Mutt I still wont to help(yawn) wake me if you still do. good luck.zzz
Bebe my names Katsune not Kitsune please be more careful.
Mr Mutt did you save her? Are you ok? I’m still at the celabration so you must of save the world. If you need help just ask.
I have failed. The dęmons have created a new void key. They will attempt to open the void tonight and release Ęvil. I must stop them.
Mr Mutt I got your back what do you need me to do? This evil must not be aloud to spred.
I need a distraction. I’ll never get close enough to kįll the dęmon without one. Try to lead his servants off to the south. The ritual starts at sundown, at stonehendge.
No problem I know exactly what to do get ready.
Ok Mr Mutt there comming after me I’ll lead them into the forest they will not see the light of day ever again good luck.
Good point I get freaked out easily these days . I’ll just be more careful BTW who are?
I’m sorry I’m Katsune a warecat nice to meet you. I use to live in dimention X my father got tranfered back to this one it’s nicer here lots of open spaces and no Wyrms there horrible. I hope this guy a friend and not a enemy good luck.
Bebe that guy thats looking for you his name is Dominic he seems to be a nice guy he’s a vampire is he a relative or a close friend?
Katsune thanks after the celabration I’m going to my bomb shelter. I can’t face him not again.
Crap, I’ve lost my chi powers as well, I assumed they would be fine, but then, assumption is the mother of all stuff ups. I just tryed to do one of the chi workouts I used to do, and now I’m vomiting and have a migraine. I’m going to have to practice.
Hi mrjaffa I Katsune a warecat not to be rude but what are you and what kind of chi or Qi do you have? My chi or Qi is used for healing what does your chi do? And did a chi master train you. I had to train for years under a master and still do every morning for 3 hours.
hello katsune, nice to meet you. i am mostly human, with a small tinge of vampire. i have (or had) trained my chi in such a way that while it does not have one specific use,it can be used for many things, such as healing, creating things or combat. i pretty much trained myself. as for you fire, thankyou but i would like to regain my chi skills by my own means.
Ok Jaffa in the grand book of spells it says. (this is a rough translation FYI) “if you have been lazy and lost your pee…oops I mean chi, there is a spell that can bring it back ten fold. You must make a journey to the magic mountain (there’s a map I can transport to you) and you must light a fire on this mountain with using any worldly mean (sorry dude no sticks or lighters) once you have done this you must return to the world as you know it and you must never lose yourself in the power.” I would say this is a huge power boost and changing into something evil is easier because of the power. But the book says you will never have to train your power ever again for it will always be at its strongest.
Ok Jaffa in the grand book of spells it says. (this is a rough translation FYI) “if you have been lazy and lost your p€€…oops I mean chi, there is a spell that can bring it back ten fold. You must make a journey to the magic mountain (there’s a map I can transport to you) and you must light a fire on this mountain without using any worldly mean (sorry dude no sticks or lighters) once you have done this you must return to the world as you know it and you must never lose yourself in the power.” I would say this is a huge power boost and changing into something €vil is easier because of the power. But the book says you will never have to train your power ever again for it will always be at its strongest.
Listen guys, I don’t have much time. I will tell you all the info when I get back…
Vetty, make sure the safehaven is in good condition. I also need you to prepare a room for Raven.
Zyboragon, Just spend time with your daughter, I dont need anything from you.
Bebe, Introduce me to new suvivors, while I’m away…
I have to leave now…
END TRANSMISSION
Hi back I’m a Katsune a warecat nice to meet you.
Have you guys ever considered y’know going back to whatever caves, woods, and or ooze pits from whence you came and getting out’ve human society?
Grimm I wish I could as a demonic vampire/witch I blend in very well I own my own store and have responsabilaties most of us can’t or won’t hide.
Have you ever considered that it is not very wise to Pi$$ a griffin off? I have better things to do than hang out in an ooze pit.
Plus I can change into a human at will. So you know what…
Back Off!!!
Mr. Grimm I’m a kitsune and I am required to stay in society as a protector. But yes I have consisted crawling into a hole and hiding from the world and it’s problems.
Grimm, the human race is a young species, kept ignorant of realms beyond understanding. Leaving humans to fend for themselves would cause disaster, we need humans to live, they have spirit, it allows us to thrive.
Humans need us to protect them from the things they cannot fathom, so human survival is our survival and vice versa.
Grimm,
how about you do just that and leave us all alone!
We both are cats then huh?
Tell me do you enjoy cat-napping. I personally think it is a very enjoyable pastime.
Good morning Dren I do enjoy naps especial after my training sessions. I have naps three to four times a day. Back home I was not allowed to have naps but then Dimension x is not a place to let your gaurd down it’s very relaxing here I hope my dad does not get tranfered back.
Dimension X is a place where you don’t sleep. Period! I spent a little time there. I may actually have met you there I don’t remember. All I know is I turned like 100 creatures into heaping piles of goo. *scratchs ears* as I remember it’s a very nasty place.
I don’t remember meeting you but then it’s always dark there and I was told to never talk to anyone out side the compound.
Well if you ever see a pile of goo with a flag sticking out of it with my picture on it know that that place is forever safe.
I’ve kįlled the dęmon and have taken the key. It’s last words were, “was it really worth it?” and what really gets me is that I don’t know the answer.
Wait MR. Mutt! which demon exactly?
It had seven snake heads and twelve wings. It’s name was Azazel
Mr.*
Bebe: Dominic what are you doing hear?
Dominic: I’ve come back for you.
Bebe: your suppose to be dead!
Dominic: Your mine Bebe mine.
Someone catch me up to speed please.
Hi Zyboragon I’m Katsune a warecat with a small amount of Kitsune mix. Well Mr Mutt stop a Demond from ending the earth and saving Ofilia I help as much as I could. Vetty got Dren’s and Ravens cave together there now together Raven is now a griffin and Vetty got some land by the sea. Smithy and the gang resuced someone from A51. This guy named Dominic that talked to Vetty and I was and has found Bebe she’s very scared for some reason. Mrjaffa is back and retraining to use his chi with out the help of Supreme Fire whooffered to help. I think thats it I may have missed stuff.
Hi Zyboragon it seems that Vetty and Katsune have met Dominic who is suppose to be dead. And now he’s back I just got away from him. Mr Mutt has killed a Demond that had kidnapped his love he saved her and the world with Katsune’s help. Smithy and the gang have saved someone from A51 . Dren has turned Raven into a griffin and they are moving in with each other with Vetty’s help and this guy named Grimm wonts to know why we just Stay out of the public.
No, I didn’t save her. I wasn’t quick enough. They used her blood to make this infernal key.
Hey Mutt here’s Ophelia. Sorry I couldn’t have gotten to her faster but you know.
You bring me back from the dęad but you still can’t spell my F@&”$£¥ name!!!!!!
Mr. Mutt: I watched you fade.
Ofilia: let’s just say I’m not really a Hybrid anymore.
Mr. Mutt: what? What are you?
Ofilia: a ghost.
No I spelled it right! My spellcheck spelled it wrong. And no you only think you are since you thought you were going to die a very painful death, i am truly sorry but, you passed out and all I did was swap you with a look alike I had created in a lab five days ago.
No I spelled it right! My spellcheck spelled it wrong. And no you only think you are since you thought you were going to di€ a very painful d€ath, i am truly sorry but, you passed out and all I did was swap you with a look alike I had created in a lab five days ago.
Interesting.
I’m sorry Mr Mutt I have failed you and Ofilia I should of bin quicker at disposing the gaurds then maybe this atrocity would never had happend I am truly sorry.
You should not feel sorry. Why don’t you come see my garden it’s now a maze.
Freaking glitchy piece of Metal! Sorry stinking iPod, now why don’t you stop medusaing people before I have to make you
WTF???
I have no idea what’s going on here.
Sorry Dren bin very busy lately congrats on you and Raven. Thanks for looking after Vetty I know she can be quite a handful at times but she has a heart of gold. Raven and you should come to my Garden I’ve added a new addition. My ex Dominic is now a marble statue he wont be a menice now. I love this book of Dark shadows it’s spells works so much better than my old one’s.
For your own safety, please stop using that book.
I’m going to have to second Zyboragon on this one.
How about you switch to something more… safe…. I have The Book of Eternal Waterfalls, that you can use.
Hi Dren sweetie ever notice how Vetty does everything you ask with out questioning you. Ever think that she likes you no worries you can have both Raven and Vetty. Look in your cave you’ll find a nice griffin statue. Do you think she’s great as a marble statue….Ha ha ha….
Bebe i don’t care if it’s more powerful you should only use what you need not what’s more powerful. Besides that much power can corrupt even the best of men.
bebe for your own safety and that of everyone’s around you you have got to stop using that book!!
Im gonna be alone with Raven for two or three days. She may comment, but I am going to unwind.
Tee hee ha ha ha I now have two squirrels and a bunny statue. Oh I’ve no intention of stoping I’ve used a spell to (ouch) memorize all the spells. Ha ha heee……I off to the fair I need some fairy dust and a demond skull…Look out world here comes Bebe!!!
This is really the last thing I need. I’ve already got three of the seven princes of hell after me for the key. (sigh) guess there’s no rest for the wicked.
Hey is Yuki in tow on you right now? if so tell her LotsaEpicblaze says hi
Um no so far I’ve only seen Sariel, Rahab, and Dumah. Who the heck is Yuki?
She’s one of the other princesses. Kind of twisted but a good friend if you get on her good side.
Well kittens blood all around. No offense but I have no love of dęmons, I’ve been possesed by them one to many times.
not exactly a fun experience when they attempt to take control. i still have a mark from when it happened to me.
Hail Crimson Ami,
Thanks for the heads up about your princess friend LotsaEpicblaze. How exactly do you stay on her good side? How long have you been hanging out with this fiery friend? And what did you learn from the time she tried to take control and left her mark?
Seth
I’ll take care of Bebe.
It is easily done.
Bebe. Sweetie. I have the most powerful book of magical skills and power that the world has ever seen. I’m sick of cleaning up after you (well except I did enjoy it when that griffin scratched me behind the ears) I ask that you please stop before I have to do something drastic.
We would love for you to come into the maze. That is if you not afraid if so go clean my toilet.LOL
Bebe, sweetie. I have the most powerful book of magickal skills and power that the world has ever seen. I’m sick of cleaning up after you (well except I did enjoy it when that griffin scratched me behind the ears) I ask that you please stop before I have to do something drastic.
Oh you think so this is more than a book it’s a combo of your book and Mr Mutts and it talks (ouch) it came to me one day in the mail and the book demanded that I at least read it before tossing it since then I can’t put it down . It needs Blood and energy (ouch) headache . Can you guess who is in the maze? What? Oh the book would like to know if you like games. (gasps) .
My book talks two. Now then… Ok yesssss my dear beebee I wissssshhh to help you sssso therefore I will play your gamesss… Yeah what he said! BRING IT ON!!
Bebe i may die doing this but screw it! you shall now have to fear your dreams, your blissful dreams shall be turned into a scarring hell. Enjoy my gift of insomnia.
We are vampire sleep is irrelevant the more Bebe uses me the stronger I get come into the maze and see.
in that case i could always let apophis take over for once, and lets just say i do that, and im not sure how much of your little maze will still stand.
Hail Crimson Ami,
You may be interested to know there is a dreamcation specialist druid who stops by here occasionally. She can fix your dream problem if you let her. And trust me, I know she’s not a fake. I went on the Great Dreamcation of 2011 along with a number of other lucky survivors on this site.
Now where is that link…
Ah! Here it is. Belladonna Asphodel Jade Nightshade and Tikiria Ishiu. dream travelers, tour guides and survivors of intergalactic druid warfare.
Seth
Welcome everyone to my magic maze look out for demonds, A51 agents and very dangerous spells . This is a maze that lives and is fire proof and can’t be cut down. If you won’t the book come and get it.
There’s only a few things you can do to anger me. And you hurt one of my kin. You will pay for what you’ve done.
Well then come into the maze we will be in the centre. Hows your new statue we new you would like it. we are one and we will win.
I do enjoy mazes, unfortunately I can’t ever enjoy them because I find the exit rather quickly.
Speaking of which…
Now..the book Bebe? Give it here or I’ll take it by force.
Hi Zyboragon I don’t think it’s Bebe any more if the books alive then it’s something trying to get out who ever mailed it to her must not like her. I’m also trapped in the maze it’s huge at least 6-7 football fields long and it moves and talks.
What do you know about it? Your just a cat trying to be human . Go lick your self!
Then you will like this maze it’s very very big and the maze walls are indestructible. We would love for you to take it by force if you can find the middle (tee hee) then you can have it. I just added about a 100 or so zombies and a mist that eats flesh. Good luck your going to need it. Oh by the way do enjoy the many statues some are real and some will…. 🙂
Bebe stop this. Your not your self anymore look at what you have done! Look at what you did to Vetty and how you abandoned Smithy at A51 to fight alone. Your better than this resist the book and it’s power.
Now why would we do that . The transfers almost complete and we would not won’t to miss the fun. Gotta go our garden needs more blood and more statues.
Wow I think it’s time to go basilks fang on this book! Prepare to ahach turning to stone…….. Don’t let birds near meeeeee
Well I’ve got lots of birds for you attack my sweet feathery friends.
All we need now is a dragon statue to join Mr Mutt.
Huh I look good as a statue
Ofilia: that isn’t you that’s Mutt!
Me: so? We’re identical.
Ofilia: let’s just get him unstatueified.
Me: nag nag nag
Tee hee half the city is now stone. Such fun.
Mr. Mutt: brrr that was cold
Me: okay well looks like we can either stake her or try and stop her.
Ofilia: stake her
Me: nuetral
Mr. Mutt: this ain’t a democracy. I say stop her
Ofilia: so then your a dictator
Mr. Mutt: a benevolent dictator. Now let’s move out.
Me: better load up the vervain tranquilizers.
Your all nuts and we are not amused. You can’t have her but you can have the book it’s useless now anyway. (shoots ice at you)
Mutt LIVEand MOVE!!!! MOVE YOU ID|OT MOVE!!!!!! Elementium mobilius!
Treleportium!!! *apears next to Katsune.* she’s mine. Now leave. *a way out materializes before your eyes.* IM COMING FOR YOU BEBE!!! DO YOU HEAR ME? IM COMING FOR YOU!!!!
Nice try like we said befor this is a magic maze and you can’t teleport in or out and the walls are indestructible not even you and your little book can hurt the maze so bring it on dude.
My dear I can do anything in this maze. I have the spell book to end all spell books I can syphon all the magical energy out of these wall to create the teleportation to anywhere.
Your book is now useless and so is this one we have. The transfer is now compleat stay in the maze we have have work to do. It’s time for the city to freeze.
TELEPORTIUM!!!! *appears next to bebe* obviously it does work my dear now how about you vs me.
Well we see you got out of the maze here take this(a house comes flying at you) You can’t have her. The witch is mine……………….hisssss Zyboragon and Mr Mutt……………(throws a semi truck at then)…Supreme Fire try this (shoots fire).
I have found a way to fix those turned to stone, I got the idea from a Zyborag dissection.
I’m far more distracted than usual so I’ll be unfreezing people….
No our statues (throws a semi truck at you)get away from them you big lizard.
A semi?
Your spell is a joke, using the frequency signaler I’ve located the source of the energy your spell is producing.
Stopping it will be easy.
A mist that eats flesh really you stole that from a hunger games book! catching fire to be exact! ha! what a rip off ! can’t even think of your own spells, need a fiction book? I have thousands!
Don’t have anything nice to say, DON’T SAY IT
What? it’s true and i admit it was very rude apperantly I should’ve kept my thoughts to myself…
also I know it’s a R.P. so, sorry bebe I didn’t mean to be rude!
Sorry I’m just so tired of all the complaining and fighting. It just really gets to me.
that’s okay I looked back a couple of pages and saw alot of what you do your really active huh?
I give enough advice to be considered survivor of the month so yeah, I guess I’m pretty active.
Well, that’s a good thing because alot of people wouldn’t have been able to do the things they did without your help
Your assistance in the recovery of ARC was superb. Titles are well placed Mutt.
ARC had fully recovered and is ready to assist Master Mutt.
Kole this is Arc a very good friend. Hi Arc missed you glad your back. 🙂
Screw you all I’ve placed a spell that will spred over everything it will turn the world to stone.
Bebe don’t make me hurt you!
The One: have a nice nap!
Ofilia: vervain tranq?
The One: yep
Me we need to excersize whatever presence is in her NOW.
We’ve got her tranqilized now what?
zzzzzz Key zzzzzz book zzzzzz rasp demond zzzz can’t zzzzz have zzzzzz her zzzz Keyzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Fire? Really? Do you even read? Supreme fire! Id|ot. Borokus bookarium speparatose! Bond with me book enjoy my magic!
Hail Mr. Mutt,
Thanks for preventing the whole world from being turned to stone. While I’ve always wanted a statue of me, I can’t say that I’ve wanted to be a statue.
Wait, this reminds me of another report about turning to stone. Lemme look it up.
Here it is. A warlock/demon named Da5h0t reported unexpectedly discovering that he had the ability to turn things into stone. He felt pretty bad about it but he was having trouble controlling it. He was carrying his best friend around with him looking for a cure.
Maybe Da5h0t has possessed Bebe?
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
Disappointing, ARC enjoyed ARC’s time as a golem.
Mr Mutt I have found a neolite cystal stake I don’t know Bebe very well so you should be the one to stake her not in the heart but right below the rib cage it’s the key to getting rid of a rasp demond. How ever once the demond leaves Bebe it will be looking for a new host we must contain it some how any ideas?
Send it into me. I’m a natural born possessor and I know how to make something sit there until it can be destroyed or returned home.
Ok I’ll stake Bebe before she wakes up are you sure about this Master Supreme Fire I still owe you you a massage. Sorry Bebe but this is for the best.(plunges stake into Bebe).
Nnnnnnnnoooooooo you can’t have her nnnnnnnnnoooooooooo!!!!
I’ve got you! F$@& your strong! YEEEEEAAAAAAA!!!!!! No no no!! I’ve got him now we need to contain him! Hurry up!!!!
here use this box to contain it. I’ll remove the stake once it’s contained.
(gasp) where am I? Whats going on? Where’s the book? OMG what is that? Why is there a stake in my chest it hurts Katsune please remove it. IT HURTS!
Did she say rasp demond if so there very tricky and mean as hell. A rasp demond can olny be removed using a key made from neolight crstal and has to be placed into something.
um ok wtf this all sounds like an rp seriously. im leaving. to many fakes in this world. they just bring the real creatures, and monsters bad press.
Don’t let the door hit you in the @ss
so what if it is alot of the creatures are reall you just want something to be a !@#$% about!
Mutt shut it. You really don’t know what it’s like to be an actual lycan dealing with so many fakes. I have half a mind to burn this whole freckin world down. But i wont because i have a heart. Good bye to the fakes on here. If there are any real creatures on here i advise you to leave this cite imediately. Too many fakes.
I have to agree. I keep disappearing on them none of this is real…except inter-dimensional and time traveling.
Oh yes sir I’ll be quiet! But just so you know Mr. Supernatural, Yuki is not, and never was a princess of hęll.
Next time you visit a site like this, get your myths right.
If you don’t like this site find a new one everyone hear rp’s now and then . So back off.
Hey we are all hear as friends rp is just plain fun so stop being a kill joy.
CrimsonAmi,
Role playing has only opened the minds of the intelligent survivors on this site.
When the tragedies occur, our open minds will allow us to conquer more obstacles in our path, sitting around only asking for advice when your in trouble is not the greatest method to survive, therefore with survival being the overall purpose, role playing should be encouraged.
There aren’t many threatening situations that pop on this site, when there are we jump to the discussion to help, when a site remains calm its only natural that role playing would occur.
If this bothers you, I’m sure we could find a peaceful solution where every survivor can remain here and happy.
Arguing will get us all nowhere.
Good morning Zyboragon hope you had a great night any idea on how to get rid of a live indestructible maze filled with zombies, A51 agents, flesh eating mist and that other magical crap. We can’t just leave it innocents could wonder in.
Sorry for not reading this sooner Katsune, I hardly sleep so I don’t have many “great nights”.
I’m normally fairly active on this site, time can be unpredictable though.
Zombies: They love me! Tell them your a friend of Zyboragon. Under my qualifications of ZNi22, Zombies will not attack anyone for forty eight hours or until they’ve contacted me.
A51 Agents: Distract them with something that looks valuable or hide. There are methods for taking down agents without causing too much harm, I do not know about your abilities so I do suggest engaging anyone.
Flesh eating mist: I’m metal and lack the knowledge of dealing with such, mist normally dispatches when there is light, creating a small fire might possibly improve your situation. Mind you, I’m only going off of what I know about regular mist though. Honestly, ancient literature, evergreen tales. Tsk. Flesh eating mist was actually a plague of a demigod.
How ironic that the mist went after his own flesh in the end.
Thats ok I sleep enough for both of us. So any idea on how to get rid of this massive maze maybe we can telaport it some where like on the moon or something.
I have some ideas, I’ll be gone for a while.
Humm ( we can’t move or open our eyes what are they waiting for why not finish us off?) mmm
i am not even going to dignify that with an answer Bebe!
You must think I’m very mean but I think of everyone on this site as family with out them I would be nothing. I treasure them there all my brothers and sisters and I really do appreciate each and every one of them.
Im not trying to argue. zybordragon i do agree with you on that. Mutt im not going off a freckin myth. there is things out there, and i am well connected. Im not trying to be a kill joy. im srry if that’s how you percieve it. Im just trying to give a good fair well. im srry for going off just a little bit. But either way im leaving. good bye, and godspeed.
Terribly sorry your leaving CrimsonAmi, remember though, we jump to help those who pop up and ask questions.
If you ever run into trouble you are always welcome to return. (Not that I’m the keymaster here or anything).
Could you possibly check in from time to time so we can be sure of your continuing existence?
Farewell on your travels.
Survive and prosper.
)(-Z-)(
Ok Zybordragon i will.
no bebe, I don’t think your mean at all. what would make you say that?! I actually think your very nice and creative and sweet. I really truly am sorry I was such a smart alek.
Gee shucks thank you. Let me introduce myself I’m a demonic vampire/witch nice to meet you and welcome to the SOS site.
Sister in law? Vetty?
Bebe is getting married?
ARC is ARC is ARC is ARC is ARC is ARC is ARC is ARC is ARC is ARC is ARC is ARC is ARC is ARC is ARC is ARC is
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Arc are you ok? Talk to me! Arc ARc ARC !!!
Okay? Okay???
Of course ARC is not okay!!!
ARC could just smash Zyboragons lab to bits!
Arc don’t smash lab talk to me what can I do?
Arc I was in trouble I could not find you and my magic does not work on cyborgs. I was lonely and confused Marcus was the only one who would help me raise Valary now he’s gone he passed away at work , Vetty ran away I miss you.
ARC knows better.
There’s more you are not telling ARC!
Arc my fiancee whent to work on the riggs there was an accident he fell off the platform and did not survive. Vetty said she was going to Brazil on a mission but she was very upset wich I understand since her brother just passed I think she ran away because she wont accept it. Valary is not Marcus’s real daughter he was going to adopt her after the marriage a marriage of convenience. Marcus and I have bin best friends since grade school he was going to put us on his health benefits at work since there way better than mine it only applies if we are married. I have made my peace and said my good byes I just wish I could help Vetty. Valary has a metal skeleton that amazingly grows with her no one knows what type of metal it is, I got peragnat after leaving Cycorp I don’t know how or nor do I remember anything about that day except I was spying on the company by going on an job interview, then all hell broke lose anyway I love Valary and I wont to help Vetty.
I’m sorry Arc I didn’t know what to do. What if they came for Valary or she gets hurt, I can’t live with myself if something happend to Valary.
You’ve been possessed by spirits before the birth, your child has been contaminated by eviI! ARC’s heat sensors can tell!
You have no idea what you’ve been carrying!
Cycorp was funded by Zyborg! His DNA is what the cyborgs there were based from! Too bad they became greedy and turned on Zyborg…..
Keep that child away from Zyboragon! If she even touches one of his scales, there will be hell to pay!
What!!! Evil no no no not Valary she touches the scale Zyboragon gave me I keep it on all the time. No not Valary not my baby girl I’ll do anything to protect her anything I’ll die for her. Valary my baby girl…
NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Has she interacted with a scale?
Tell ARC!
Yes the one Zyboragon gave me but I never take it off. Valary is a good girl my baby girl.
ARC knows, as children get older they become more destructive, the same will occur to your demon child!
Since she has interacted with a scale, her metal will form her…
A demonic cyborg ghost dragon.
That is terrible!
Goodby Arc I’m taking Valary far away I wont give her up she’s my baby…..
Arc what happends if Valary touches the scale?
ARC apologizes, ARCs comment went into mοderation.
You were possessed, the essence of the creature that possessed you left a mark on the child, she’s tainted.
With Cycorp metal structures, she can absorb the scales energy and obtain the same shape and form of the metals “carrier”(Zyboragon).
Your child would then be a demοnic cyborg ghost dragon.
Terrible, mixed with the knowledge of zombies and the Z residing, she could produce a zombie dragon army in minutes, bite a human and it would turn into a zombie dragon!
It’s fascinating, also terrible.
No theres got to be a way to save her what can I do?
The scale Zyboragon gave me glows red when I’m mad and green when I’m very happy, Zyboragon said that the scale and I have bonded now it’s yellow and vibrating it’s never done that befor, I never take it off I can feel a source of energy flowing from it. Valary has touched it twice now and has grown to the size of a toddler what can I do? Valary growth scares me it’s like Zyborganna and TK all over again I don’t know how much more I can handle. I think I’m going crazy I can hear humming comming from the scale as well and Valary growls at me when she hears it. Arc I think I’m crazy this can’t be happening.
Zyboragon will probably help you, ARC doesn’t care for risks.
KiIIing your child now guarantees a 100% survival rating, statistically however, the odds of survival would be 50/50. As time goes on, survival rating goes down.
This is why ARC dislikes emotion, it makes such a weak gap in your decision making skills.
ARC doesn’t care for the little blue lizard running around here either. It leaves such a mess.
Bebe found you at last now give me Valary I wont hurt her I just think your acting a litte crazy right now and thats not good for…..wow has she ever grown. Be reasonable Bebe Valary needs help and you need to relax I will find away to to help both of you. Now hand Valary over and sit down. Ah I know you like to be fashonable but your necklace is making funny noises and glowing you should do something about that.
No Vetty you crazy B***h!!! Don’t come near me I’ll hurt you if I have to. No one takes Valary! I’m placing a spell on Valary to put her to sleep and placing her in a safe place then I’m going to Cycorp I need answers and they may have away to help her. Get out of my way or I’ll be forced to make you.
B***h what??? Bebe I’m trying to help you both of you stop talking crazy. Your not going to Cycorp and cut the bull and sit down.
Cycorp still lies in ruin Bebe, going there will be a waste.
ARC will be trouble, Zyboragon will kiII ARC! ARC accidentally did somethin_______/\____/|/\____.
Hi Kole I’m Vetty Bebe’s soon to be sister in law I’m a water griffin. I see you met Bebe she’s nice but a little flighty and demanding at times and always seems to get into trouble but she will always be there when needed and tries her best.
A little flighty well just a bit . Thanks to Katsune and everyone I’m me again. 🙂
that’s good to hear. Cuz if you wasn’t I wouldn’t have had the pleasure to meet you!
Bebe I’m so sorry if I offended you in ANY way, oh, now I feel so guilty!
maybe I should shut up now…
That’s ok . Wait till you meet Vetty she’s a griffin she’s very nice and is a big help to me.
I actually just met vetty, and yes she is very nice, again im soooo sorry over the way I acted. I hope you didn’t take it personally…
No worries all is good.
Hey what’s up? I see you suvived the rasp demond thanks to Katsune she’s very awsome.
yes, she is I haven’t heard of a werecat before though…I guess there’s a first time for everything though huh?
good, that makes me feel better! I’d hate to think I had really hurt some one
112 emails, 1 day. Yay.
god thats alot of e-mail in one day…
All from sos
wow… this site must be alot more active than I thought
Wow thats alot guess you don’t have to read any books with that much email.
lol. in the past hour I’ve gotten 30 e-mails
Yes me too I get tons especially at work.LOL
good I feel better now I really hoped I didn’t hurt your feelings btw who’s valery???
No you didn’t hurt my feelings Valary is my baby daughter my fiancee is at work on the riggs he’ll be gone for 4 to 6 months Vetty bin helping me look after her.
aw… congratz on the baby girl! I’m glad to hear you’ve got help taking care of her, and I hope your husband gets back soon.
Thanks so do I. I have a meeting with the witches council early in the morning and a meeting with the vampire council about the upcomming spring ball. I’m not going to the ball something always happends to me when I do go to any ball. Besides it won’t be the same without my hunny.
I have to go to a ball next weekend I am dreading it. Mostly because my brother is going ,but I don’t think I can change that…
Oh wow just be your self and ignore him if you can your friends must be going as well. My first ball was a disaster I accidently set off the water sprinklers LOL I got grounded and suspended for a week.
oh my this is my second on the first one was during a full moon…pure disaster
I guess both of us should avoid them. I’ll have to go Valary needs feeding talk to you later I’ll let you know how the meetings go. Good night Kole. 🙂 🙂 🙂
good night Bebe
Good morning Kole the witches meeting was intense. We can’t agree on what location to have the Creature Feature Fair this year theres going to be creatures from all over the world comming about 3 to 4 thousand we also have rides, games and a food cook off. This year I’m entering my newt and apple pie and BBQ roasted pig with rose glaze.
That fair sounds fun, hope you can get everything settled though.
Well that was fun this years vampire spring’s ball’s theme is “Blood, Lace, and Leather” dam I wish I was going but I’m not taking any chances not since the last one. And I have the perfect dress too all leather and studs. Dam. 🙁
hey bebe sorry it took me so long to reply the ball is coming up fast, maybe i shouldn’t go something always bad happens when i go in public. nah, they are to fun to avoid ill tell ya how it turns out though!
Have fun Kole. I’m leaving with Valary Arc said she was evil because of what she is I can’t tell you where I’m going ,I don’t know when and if I’ll be back good luck Kole and thanks.
Have lots of fun Kole. Valary and I are on the run talk to you later.
So tell me everyone at Seth on Survival, WHAT DO YOU FEAR MOST?
And please, Grimm is just a screen name. My real name is Dr. Crane.
ARC fears nothing, it is impossible!
I fear cycorp will take my baby Valary. What is it you fear. l’m on the run I won’t let them have her.
What I fear is no buisness of yours. But if you bring ânger, and hâtred to this place know this, you will fear me.
What I fear most is the idea of any of my family being harmed and that I can normally prevent.
Bebe where are you? Your work said you had an emergency and you left. Does anyone know where Bebe is?
Hmm… interesting… then you should probably get to a safe place before you start questioning your grip on reality…
As Mr Mutt would say BITE ME!
ARC has signaled your means of communication.
Fair warning, back down or ARC will get you, ARC is immune to your “fear”, something that has no fear is something to be feared!
Little blue lizard my a** your what a trash can that talks.
It was a small blue lizard, now it’s a small blue broken lizard.
Arc that’s Vetty what have you done? How could you! Vetty’s only trying to help get away from her leave her alone or I’ll place a spell on you that will rot all you organic parts.
Vetty is not a blue lizard.
Spells are nothing to ARC, you should know this.
Sorry Arc I’m getting tired and confused
Obviously.
That demond that possessed me has Smithy’s son we have to help.
I’ve tried every spell known to witches and some that aren’t against him. Nada. Fricken show off.
ARC is not a show off, ARC has no ability to take joy in boasting.
That dam demonds back and has Smithy’s son we have to help him and stop fighting each other.
We have to help Smithy.
You can continue to threaten me… But, I’m simply a doctor. There’s no reason for any of you to attack me… unless your fear drives it?
Just as your fear drives every factor in your life. You get married because you’re afraid of dying alone. You have children because you are scared of leaving nothing behind that really matters. You go to the doctors because you’re scared of dying. Do I need to go on?
As a cyborg, ARC has no emotions, ARC simply wants to strike you because you’ve offended this sites main priority. ARC cares not what happens, ARC just finds logic in striking you.
Love love and fear. The doctor things the only thing I agree with there.
Whats going on here! I leave for a week to take care of personal business, and you guys start a civil war on the site! We are all friends here! Everyone calm down!
Yes “ARC” as you call yourself, don’t fight the fear. Give into it, and agree to the fact that it dominates your life. Trust me, I’m a doctor.
He’s a cyborg. You could kick him in the head and he’d only attack you because he’d see you as a threat to his proper operation. And he wouldn’t fear you because your a threat, he’d just feel the need to remove you. He’s completely indifferent. Now if your done playing mind games care to tell me why you want to disrupt us, as that’s clearly what your attempting.
Well said Mutt, ARC doesn’t classify “Dr. Crane” as he calls himself, as a threat. Information doesn’t seem to flow through “Dr. Cranes” mind. Look at how long it’s taking “Dr. Crane” to figure out that ARC is incapable of feeling emotions?
ARC would laugh if ARC had a sense of humor!