Probably the biggest threat posed by the preternaturally hot modern Vampires is the threat to your ego.
I’m talking about the damaging cycle of self-doubt you experience trying to date one. Don’t I smell good enough for her? What if she reads my thoughts right now when I’m thinking about picking my nose? Why is she acting like she just wants to just suck me dry? Can’t she see how eternally fascinating I could be?
But hey that’s just me. I’m a man on the rebound so maybe my perspective is a little skewed. If dating a vampire isn’t YOUR ultimate survival fantasy then you are advised to:
1. Beware their sexy hypnotic gaze – avoid eye contact!
2. Beware their sexy hypnotic bodies – don’t look!
3. Beware their sexy hypnotic voices – don’t listen!
4. Beware their sexy hypnotic marriage proposals. Think of how long FOREVER means to a vampire!
Failed on #1 – 4? CONGRATULATIONS. Lucky! Have fun but please try to recall all those safer sex tips from health class because your Vampire lover’s 19th Century high school curriculum DEFINITELY missed out on that part.
~~~IF YOU ARE A VAMPIRE~~~
Congratulations! Many consider vampires the penultimate survivors! Eternal life AND good looks – what more could you ask for? Socially acceptable nourishment needs? Look no further! On November 7, a team of scientists led by vampire Dr. Mick Bhatia discovered how to turn skin cells into blood cells just by manipulating a few proteins. No more snacking on squirrels and purse puppies! A fully viable liquid food source for ethical vampires may be mere moments away. (See it here at http://sethonsurvival.com/survival-news/vampire-researchers-make-blood-from-human-skin)
Of course there are still a few things to remain aware of as a vampire. Sunlight for one. The *we sparkle in sunlight!* campaign appears to be flaming out. While the sparklers had a good run, the facts are that while some younger and part vampires do in fact sparkle, the majority of older and full vampires still go up in flames when exposed to direct sunlight without magical or technological intervention. This is about more than sunscreen. If you’re thinking of going vampire and you don’t have your own Day Walker ring yet, it’s time to invest. Finding a certified Day Walker ring is even more important than finding a vampire willing to change you. Don’t even consider one without the other. Valuable information about these rings is found in the comments below. Meanwhile vampire engineers and architects work overtime to design safer sun-proof vehicles and buildings.
Finally, let’s talk about your vampire thrall. Vampires need to be very careful (and considerate) when they are turning on the thrall power. I’m not just talking about dating etiquette here. Aiming your hypnotic eye mojo on some poor mortal sucker might seem like a great way to get free blood and donuts but the consequences can be devastating for both parties. Thrall-sick love slaves who are repeatedly denied your dark gift will eventually go insane 99.99% of the time. And who do you think they turn on first? So please. If you can’t control it yet, keep your tractor beam behind protective sunglasses, even at night.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
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Forecast is cloudy with a chance of FRICKEN SOLAR TORNADOES!!!
http://media2.wptv.com//photo/2012/02/17/xsolar_20120217123247_320_240.JPG
now there just showing off!!!
I seen the tornados on tv what do they wont and how do we pervent it?
Hail Mr. Mutt,
Thanks for finding this great pic. I liked it so much I embedded it into your comment.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Man I feel really strange today and boy am I thirsty I need space lots of space the voices from the dragon orb I can still hear them why wont they shut up? Need to get out and do something the iron helmet Mr Mutt gave me is gone someone took it can’t stop the voices I think I’m going crazy ggggggggrrrrrrr so thirsty…
I can’t get on the werewolf page!
Hail TL,
Sorry about that. The werewolf page is currently not working due to massive overloading and so Graham and I are working hard to get it fixed and get it back online.
Thanks for your patience and keep on keeping on.
Seth
Hail TL,
I hope that the werewolf page is working again for you. Graham and I did a bunch of optimizing to make it load better and it seems like it is working but we are still going to do some more.
It is the most popular page on the site and so it gets a lot of traffic and a lot of comments (over twelve thousand now) and so it takes a lot to load. So with that in mind we are trying to make it more efficient so it loads faster.
Please let me know if you find that it or any other part of the site is not working right for you.
Thanks for your help and keep on keeping on.
Seth
Hi every one I have a question. As most of you now my sister was betroved well so was I, I refused to be married to someone that I did not love. As it turned out he released me as he did not wont to marry a human, now that I’m a vampire he has reinstated his right to marry and wont take no for an answer. He (Marcus) has bin very forward and relentless in persuit and has bin very persuasive. Lately he has bin stalking me and giving me gifts. Since holding the dragon orb that I gave to Zyboragon I have bin hearing voices and it is really interfering with my thinking and I’m very very thirsty all the time now. Getting confused any help please. Bebe 🙂
I have answers, all will be clear in time.
Bebe, find out what you can about something known as Drak Vein.
Ok I will. ssssooo thirstyyy.
I found out that it is a neurotoxin and poison. I can’t seem to think right I already drained 6 blood bags and still wont more. And now I can hear Marcus has the vampire councal involved there comming to force me into accepting his right to marry. And since I’m a nobal by hereditary Marcus has a legal right to me and my name. Since our date on the 14th and his bite (or kiss as Mr Mutt says) I can’t seem to sleep and find myself thinking of the orbs voices. So confused. Bebe
Consider this your test Bebe, I want to see what you can do.
Knowledge is power, power is what the voices want you to crave.
The voices will allow you to survive, even though the orb is eviI. Listen to the eviI and use it to your advantage, I have faith that you will succeed.
I knew something was off. So this neurotoxin makes people so hungry they want to devouer things?
When pushed into a corner, one often uses his/her dark side. When you can take the power and use it to do good, you will find success in your goal.
But utilizeing ones dark side isn’t your style. Or rather it isn’t Zyboragons style.
You are correct.
It isn’t my style, it needs to be done though.
Where’s zyboragon?
I’m right here?
I’m 99.998% sure your not Zyboragon. Now who are you and what have you done with Zyboragon?
You are 99.998% wrong Mutt, excuse my reference but I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Well I’m back from the council and I’m marrying Marcus I can’t wait for the honeymoon. Marcus will be so surprised when I drain him dry and dispose of him, then his seat on the council will be mine. I sent Zyboganna to live with the druids so she’s not in my way. :X
Ah the blue prints have arrived for the Immortal hall. 13 council seats and 12 council members that must be delt with. Mmmmm I think I’ll invite countess Julianna over for tea…I’m sure she’ll love to help with the wedding. “Welcome to my parlor said the spider to the fly” Tee hee he.
Alright. Please continue.
No I’m putting an end to this right now. (sound detected, heavy door slamming.) consider yourself in lockdown Bebe. This room is solid Iron so don’t even try to get out. Now Mr. Claims to be Zyboragon, Marcus is 8 times older than bebe which means he’s twice as strong as her on a bad day. In chains, being bled to dęâth. Zyboragon would have never sent her into such danger so I’m going to ask you again: who are you?!
Cutting through groups of people, he moves towards his target as silent and deadly as a snake. Quickly, he rushes to his victim, brandishes his two Knives and plants them into flesh, as if they were fangs. The target falls, the crowd screams, but the I have already vanished.
Alex if your out there help me I need to be free…so confuse the voices need me to be free. Alex have you ever considered becoming a vampire you can live forever. Mmmm is that blood on your hands smells ssssssssoooo ggggooooddd. OMG what am I doing… ssssooooo thirsty.
Voices… You need to contain them in something. Right now, you are holding them. You need to realse the voices. Keep refusing the voices, then they will try to take control. That exact moment, try to release them.
Hanks Alex, I was hopeing the iron would block them out. Isn’t working though.
If iron didnt work, someone or something was charmed to make someone insane. Iron blocks most.
You will not be blocking the voices, little Mutt, you will leave, I have prepared something special for you.
Odd, how does your iron prison hold someone when the door is open?
Freedom precious freedom…
I knew it. So who may I ask am I dealing with? Abstract? The enemy Abstract warned us of? Or something I’ve never seen before? No matter what you are I can assure you you won’t be living much longer. I can not and will not be contained forever.
I am exactly who I claim to be, you CAN be contained, if I wasn’t really Zyboragon, why wouldn’t I put an end to you? I am merely holding you in my prison until everything is over.
You are far too rash, in your haste you’ve labeled me an enemy, unfortunately for you though, I am going to end up as your only friend.
Yeah I really want to sing kumbia and roast hotdogs with a guy who through me in a stinking prison. I’M trying to make sure Bebe doesn’t get kįlled! YOU seem determined to get her kįlled. So step back and take a look at the entire picture than tell me: who’s being reckless? Who’s being hasty? This problem could easily be solved through peaceful matters! Hell I’m usually the one yelling to shut up and shoot first and ask questions never. But I never throw anone in a prison. A badly designed prison I might add.
A badly designed prison? HA! That coming from someone who still uses iron cells! You seem content that my goal is to have Bebe kiIIed, your ignorant interruptions and attempts to save her are making the vampire counsel suspicious.
You are rash, knowing little of my plan and interfering. YOU are the one endangering Bebe, I stuck you in a small prison hoping I wouldn’t have to resort to my chambers of insanity.
I will only request this one more time, stop meddling.
And I’ll only say this one more time, BACK DOWN.
Your not the one calling the shots on this operation. Your doing what he wants, he wants you to get in the way so I will destroy you. No! You must disappear.
To the insanity chamber you go. I’m sorry.
Your not the one calling the shots either!!! This isn’t how we do things!! We don’t just send people into things brainwashed and bloodthirsty! If we do we’re the same as they are! I’m not going anywhere Zyboragon. And niether are you.
Your right, your not going anywhere.
After midnight tonight the ancient blood will spill and your world will find peace.
Farewell, enjoy your stay. The food is excellent, I made it myself.
Stop right there Zyboragon. Let Mutt out right now.
The One: you do realize your chanleging a 4 ton metal dragon right?
Ice: Zanthre was bigger.
Ofilia: I’m going to let him out.
Mr. Mutt: no need. Zyboragon I know you have an emergency door incase you get locked in there. Now as I was saying, your going nowhere
Did you disarm the trap? No? You didn’t even know about that?
I’m terribly sorry, you all must disappear. You will bring destruction.
Begone.
Wow that worked so well. I’m mean you said begone and I totally just left….. Oh wait I didn’t.
Call it intervention, without me you would be suffering.
Come to me Mutt, if you wish to find truth.
So I get to choose between you and crazy Zyboragon? Wonderful.
Your not seriously going to listen to Abstract are you?
Oh by the way GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK!!! I hâte The Ones, it’s slow and it’s got a cracked screen.
Hey mr mutt abstract is mad don’t trust him he possessed me tried to blow up the world and he’s a di** so well I change my mind when I go wolf I will have a lot of fur balls !!!!
Well here’s the thing, vos voluntas relinquam hoc corpus!!! Leave ARCs body Abstract!
ARC MK II is happy to accompany you on this cruise subject Bebe, ARC MK II is wha?
I just expelled Abstracts essence from you. Now Zyboragon I believe I was argueing with you about sending Bebe on a suicide mission.
I just expelled Abstracts essence from you. Now Zyboragon I believe I was argueing with you about sending Bebe on alife threatening mission.
You won’t be rid of me that easily!
If you want to save your world, stop Zyboragon. He holds the onyx dragon orb, you must take it from him, otherwise your world is done.
Not that I care, I just want to see the survival of my own world. You have leverage.
If we have leverage than get keep out of ARC. I want his opinion on this.
What exactly is the cage made of •_•
(iron does not do anything..,)
Voices must follow voices.
What cage? Iron blocks mental attacks….. mostly.
Freedom….
Mutt, stop meddling with our affairs, if you continue to intervene, I will personally remove you from the equation.
Now release Bebe before I have to break your “iron” prison.
Go ahead and try to remove me from the equation. I don’t care if you are Zyboragon I’m not letting Bebe try to drain a vampire that could snap her neck without trying. And if that’s wrong then I don’t want to be right!!
If you weren’t so reckless and hasty, you would know exactly what I’m doing.
Also, iron is weak, your prison is no match for one of my explosives.
If I could shapeshift into dragon form, I could destroy the entire cell with a single claw.
Please get me out of here I need to feed and I’m so cold. I promise to be humane the voices need me to do this I must…what is that wonderful smell is there pepole nearby. I wont hurt them I just need alittle blood thats all. PLEASE I NEED OUT I’M GOING CRAZY IN HERE!!!
You’ll have to go through me to get to it.
Please Mr Mutt I don’t wont to hurt you but we are sssooo thirsty and I need to get out of here. Just one someone no one will miss anything. So very thirsty I can’t stand anymore to weak please please plea…(thud).
YOU are the one being hasty and rash yes im only a werwolf and a new one at that and I probably have no say in this but I know rash and hasty when I see it Mr.mutt has been VERY patient with you you should try and see it from his point of view but do NOT take that literally and try to invade his brain or something.
Hi Kole this is Katsune I’m a warecat your pretty cute for a warewolf (blush) not to worry Mr Mutt, Supreme Fire and Zyboragon have everything under control. Bebe is possessed by a rasp demond and is now out cold we just need someone to stab Bebe below the ribs with this neolite crystal stake to release the rasp demond Supreme Fire has graciously said he would deal with it. From what I’ve read Mr Mutt is something like a mentor for Bebe he was one of the first SOS to help Bebe after her sister was turned into a vampire who then turned her. Oh yha welcome to the site.
This occurred a long time ago Kole, there is much explaining to do here, however the events are not important.
Pleased to meet you.
Nnnnoooo let me go I must the voices demand it I must feed let me out NOW!!! I’ll behave if you let me go. 🙂 Please I’m so thirsty and so alone in this cold small cell. Please Mr Mutt release me I’ll give you anything I’m so thirsty…
Mmmmmm you smell great Mr Mutt. Please let me go you can have a seat on the council…so thirsty. We can work together and build a safer place for vampires to be free. If I can’t drain Marcus then I can poison him and the others just let me out of here…the voices are getting louder I I I need can’t think, whats happening? where am I? I so confused must feed fffeeeddd…
Get a grip Bebe just relax sit down and relax think about what you wont to do. so hard to think so thirsty. Oh Marcus what have I done? Hey I don’t remember being in jail how did I get in here? I’m so thirsty wont blood NOW! wont blood wont blood bebe go crazy wont blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood…
Thank you Zyboragon. Freedom oh precious freedom I must get home, blood need blood got to get home then to Marcuses. First blood . Here doggie come to Bebe (burp) mmmm more have to have more, yeesss theres the zoo mmmmm take out.
Aaaaannnndddd know its a bigger problem.
Wow I’m so full Lions are so tasty and delicious the zebra’s alittle gamey but the snakes make a great dessert. Now I can marry Marcus to hell with the ritual wedding ceremony we can celabrate later at the reception and with one toast I’ll rid all the council members and instate new members loyal to the new era of vampire freedom.
I suppose Mutt would want me to handle this. (sigh) Time to stop acting crazy Bebe…. Before I make you.
Stay out of this I have to do this the voices demand that I complete this. If you wont to help, help me rid the world of the council and replace them with ones that will help vampire kind. By the way have you tried lions mmmmmmmm scrumptious do you have anything to snack on I’m getting thirsty again and Marcus and I are on our way to the Immortal hall. mmmmmmm thirsty…
Nope, its lock up for you, this time the door closed.
I recommend staying out of this,
Holy cow! There are some crazy things going on on this page today. Who knew that Palindrome Day (21-02-2012) combined with a New Moon would make a vampire/witch and a cybernetic dragon… hmmm… actually… if you think about it at all it totally makes total sense!
Palindrome Day is celebrated by both witches and cyborgs and the New Moon is the height of vampire’s lunar power cycle and it is 2012 the year of the Dragon.
So there you go that totally explains today.
Seth
Fair enough.
Wow the Immortal hall is packed I wonder who blabbed theres even elves here. Guess I should of wore a more appropriate wedding dress, mmmmm black leather with silver studs seems alittle much too late now almost time.
Do you Marcus Morgenstein De Vil Duke of Stratfrod take Bebe…
And do you Bebe Elizabeth Firestone Dutchess of Brandshaw take Marcus…
If no one has any ojection (pause)…
I object
I also object.
Hhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiissssssssssss why???
Parties over Bebe. Time to leave…. NOW.
No you can’t I must do this the voices demand it (lunges to attack) Mmmm you look so tasty I must I must follow the voices aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh.
Get off of em! Your doing a suicide mission!
Have a nice vervain tranquilizer. Now time to put you under lockdown.
Nnnooo don’t not(yawn)again please….zzzzz
What why???
Aw (yawn) crap not again!
Zyboragon…
Zyboragon…
Zyboragon…
Your trapped in a prison you can’t escape Bebe. Your mind.
Nnnnooo Mr Mutt the council will wont to know what happend you have to let me go. I have to get out of here. The voices are so quiet it’s hard to hear them what have you done ? I feel very strange WTF is happening? I’m so cold please let me go! I need to feed. I’ll give you anything just let me go! Let me go! Let me go! Let me go! Let me go! LET ME GO NNNOOOWWW!!!
Heh heh heh. Bebe is free yet again.
Delusional much? Have a blood bag Bebe. Everythings fine.
Ggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssss only one I’ll starve I need more give me more, more,more, MORE!
You know nothing, the ritual occurred last night, even without Bebe, one person cannot hold back centuries of planning.
Why is abstract looking like the good guy?
Isn’t it obvious? His world was destroyed while he was imprisoned on the cruise ship, you didn’t know this and so he’s trying to keep you ignorant so that he can betray you.
Obviously you two have the same goal, your morality is in question.
I know what I’m fighting for, do you?
I’ve explained I would never harm Bebe, you keep assuming I want her gone. I can conclude that your only fighting because you fear a risk, you lack the knowledge of my goal, I’m afraid you’ve ruined many things, yet, I still cannot share the outcome without giving my enemies clues to my purpose.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I will free Bebe whether your standing in my way or not.
Don’t make me hurt you Zyboragon. Bebe is very close to going back to normal Do you see what you’ve done? You made her into a mindless Monster. To heck with “for the greater good”! You seem to have left morality for something useless and węâk! What have you become? So once more I say this, back down. Or I’ll have to make you.
Whats going on I need some answers. What is happening? Did I do something bad am I married? Why is Mr Mutt got me in a cell and won’t tell me anything? And why do I feel so strange like I have to do something important?
Mutt, you couldn’t harm me even if I was sleeping.
You’ve questioned me and stood in my way, you did what Abstract wanted.
The orb cannot be destroyed now, you’ve awoken something unstoppable.
Bebe was never in harms way, she wasn’t going to stay like that either.
Bebe, what I asked you before I took off with the orb, I told you of Scythe and how we could prevent the eviI that Abstract talked about, Bebe, I asked if you would listen to the voices, you agreed. I told you the risk, you agreed.
We’ve failed. We failed because I didn’t want to harm Mutt.
But of course, its not all Mutt’s fault, he came into contact with orb. His sub-conscience wants to release ID again.
You wanted me to trust you sending Bebe into a situation that was dangerous to kįll Marcus for no good reason. And FYI I never touched your stūpid orb. All you’ve been doing is throwing me in prison to keep me out of the way. That’s NOT HOW THINGS WORK. No one dįęd and made you ruler of the universe. This isn’t a monarchy. We decide things together and don’t cut people out. Don’t tell me that I failed. You failed to communicate properly. At several times your actions and speech mannerisms made you seem quite ęvil. Put yourself in my skin. What would YOU have done?
It is understandable, I may or may not have acted differently, theres no way of knowing. Telling anyone of the plan would have had Bebe kiIIed!
She’s still alive thankfully, just as she would have been in the council.
The second Abstract agreed with you, you should’ve questioned HIS goal instead of continuing your interest in mine.
Well considering you were about to blast me and he stopped it you can kinda see why I would be more questioning of the former and not the latter. And if you remember I did attempt to excersize him out of ARC. So it’s not like I was holding hands and singing kumbia with him.
Thank you Mr Mutt for looking out for Bebe I and the council thank you very much on this matter I will take very good care of Bebe and insure she stays out of trouble. She is more valuable than anyone would ever guess.
Thank you Zyboragon for looking out for my wife Bebe. I now know what is happening with her and she will be taken care of. The council will look into this matter regarding Abstract.
The orb was given to Bebe by the council, mentioning the destruction of it would’ve been terrible.
Bebe was going to betray her own, she would’ve been in great danger.
The are also other factors, I had to keep th goal unknown.
There are others…they want it…the orb.
I didn’t try to blast you, I tried teleporting you away, Abstract used that to help gain influence.
You may not have touched the orb, by contact I was referring to the voices.
They did in fact contact you. You came in contact.
You too are tainted.
I must go.
Yes we did give Bebe the orb and for good reason Abstract is only one part, Bebe holds the key and the council will win.
Your playing with something you cannot control. You will bring the end of days.
Me go crazy must feed go crazy, (stats biting herself) feed me feed me go crazy must get out blood I need blood.
Bebe your currently suffering from BMD (Blood Madness Disorder) your swollen like a tick. The only way to cure you is to ease you back into a regular diet. You’ll thank me when your sane.
More like IIBMMDWO( im insane because my marrige didnt work out)
I think Bebe’s and my marrige is fine and it’s non of your business.
Marrige what Marrige?OMG did I get married? Where is Marcus I have to find him. Mr Mutt please release me I have to get to the council. Alex are you sure I got married. I don’t remember what happend I must get to the council.
Don’t worry Bebe everything being taken care of. Now I need to know, do you here any voices?
Hello Mr Mutt I don’t hear any voices. Should I? The last thing I remember is asking you about getting bitten by a vampire and a glowing onyx dragon orb and Marcuses claim on me and Zyboragon asking me something can’t really remember. Ah why am I in a cell?
Congratulations Mutt, you have done exactly what Abstracted wanted.
Hail Z,
Okay so I’m confused again what did Abstracted want Mr. Mutt to do here that he fell for? Advise Bebe RE: blood abstinence?
It’s so hard to extract what the Abstract wants before falling into his nefarious plot? Possibly we should consult a good Abstract abstract. Is this another an Abstraction distraction?
Seth
I have no idea. All I know is Zyboragon was sending her on a mission that would probably get her kįlled. She was suffering from BMD (blood madness disorder) and he apparently decided that healing her would spell doom for us all. So I’m currently at odds with him for reasons I don’t quite understand. However the thought of EXPLAINING what he’s attempting to do by turning Bebe into a blood crazed Zombie (sorry to all zombies for this figure of speech) apparently hasn’t crossed his mind. Instead I’m supposed to let him send her into obvious danger in a state where she can’t judge things for herself, completely on blind faith. Now quite frankly, blind faith ain’t my style.
Of course, the plan was insane! That’s why it would work. Grawgh.
Insane plans never work. Like infiltrating a base full of guards.
Wrong!
Insane plans have revolutionized the world, insane ideas work when mixed with will and determination.
It was because of an insane idea that caused the revolution.
What does Abstracted have to do with this and why do I feel connected to him.
His world was destroyed whi he was imprisoned on the cruise ship.
He wants to destroy our world.
My goal was to destroy the Onyx dragon orb to prevent the crisis that Abstract mentioned.
I talked to Bebe and she agreed to help me, three rituals must be performed in order to destroy the orb, since the orb glowed only when Bebe held it, she was required for the second ritual.
She needed to become part of the council, she had to be insane and heartless, the council bounds you by blood on a ritual table, of her blood touched it I could perform the second ritual.
By preventing Bebe from joining the council, the orb cannot be destroyed, bad things are now going to happen blah blah blah.
Telling of my intentions would have put Bebe in danger. I don’t want her harmed.
Wow! Saying “I need to destroy the Onxy Orb and this is part of it.” that could have solved all your problems!! Sure I wouldn’t have been satified but I wouldn’t have made such an effort to stop you! Couldn’t have said 13 words?!
Hail Alex,
Thanks for wading in with a weighty acronym! IIBMMDWO. Rolls right off the tongue. Okay so maybe it doesn’t ROLL exactly. So maybe it suffers from a touch of the UAD (Unwieldy Acronym Disorder). You know what they say, “Today’s unwieldy acronym is tomorrow’s epidemic!”
Your keeping on-ing is much appreciated as always.
Seth
Blaaaahhhh I can’t stop throwing up Blood every were bllaaaahhhh. Marcus must get to Marcus. Got to get out of here. The voices are now à whisper must get out.
Don’t worry my love the council will make sure your free.
WTF? Are you my husband? Are you saying that we are married?
Mr Mutt what the hell are you doing with my wife Bebe? I demand that you set her free the council is not pleased.
What about the council what will they do?
Marcus, I would greatly appriciate it if you would renounce your claim upon Bebe. If you do this peacefully I can guarantee you a large sum of money. If you do not, I will be forced to take action. As someone who has lived as long as you I can only imagine you managed doing to do so by being extremely careful. Thus I would find it very strange if you were to decline my offer.
I second that.
Mr Mutt I would if I could but since Bebe and I have bin bonded if we were to be separated that would kill both of us. Be assured I will treat Bebe like a queen and give her anything that her heart desires she is my world now and I will do anything to protect her.
Thank you Mr Mutt And Zyboragon for everything but I will honor the traditions put forth by genarations of english aristocracy and stay married to Marcus I have stated a condition to him that I can leave at anytime as I deemed necessary no questions ask. I am now Mrs Bebe Elizabeth De vil Dutchess of Stratford. 🙂
Now victory is mine!
I dont even know who you are, but I dun like you.
Same BUT I’ll like him soon enough… that is if hell feezes over and I become a shish-ka-bob so… huh i guess I will never like him then…
When hell freezes over!
Don’t be so sure of victory things change and your about due.
Mr Mutt you have to let me go please I’m so sick I need to be free.
Bebe will you stay and be my wife I will give you anything and everything please stay. I love you. I will await your reply.
I’m speechless…Yes I will stay married to you under one condition, that I can leave at any time I feel the need too no questions ask.
anyone want some Stigma?
[This comment edited to send survivors to see the real Stigma. And a message to the Force A Nature himself – just because I have to sleep sometimes don’t think I’m going to miss a post like this. For your survival and mine please – NO MODERATION WARS! I’m only one dude, dude.]
Hail Stigma,
Well everybody want some Stigma, he’s a force a nature. But which Stigma does you get?
Check out the real thing:
http://www.youtube.com/user/timeofStigma/videos
Seth
where am I and what am I doing in a cell? Wow what a mess. Where is evry body?
how about this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fabjZc1b8ts&feature=plcp&context=C39a490aUDOEgsToPDskKRUqgL3IvBZVnR9zYf_DYu
Hail Stigma,
Ahh yes, I remember that one. That’s the complicated WW pre-chimera Stigma we all knew and loved. And er, feared. What happened to him anyway?
Thanks for the trip down memory lane.
Seth
[Never start a moderation war in Russia!]
Dren sees the sad things happening. Dren feels sad. Dren would like to help. Dren may provide little help but Dren will help anyway. However Dren does not know to help, because Dren does not know which side is good. Dren feels sad…
Dren Abstract is the one who is bad he plays everyone and cares for nothing thank you for your offer of assistance any help is good help.
Bebe it’s time for you to be Inaugurated into the vampire council. I’m so proud of you.
You prick, you made sure to allow Bebe into the council after the date the ritual needed to be performed!
Wicked sod! I will rip out your spine!
Hey man Bebe’s blood is not just something that you can use I knew of no such ritual. As Bebe is the last remaining Firestone around it is her decision not yours or anybodys to do what she wishes with her blood even the council wont force her to do anything she does not wishes.
Ahem, she agreed.
The council however, they made it clear what the requirements were to get Bebe on the council, because of this, she was forced to become wicked. (Her decision) My words don’t carry much weight now because she has forgotten all about the agreement.
Believe me though, the last thing I would want to do is harm Bebe.
Now then, a proper introduction, I am Zyboragon, I am an angelic cyborg ghost dragon.
Welcome to the site, if you need help I would be happy to offer assistance.
Thank you for looking out for her I was not awere of her choice. A angelic cyborg ghost dragon wow I’m just your typical 800 year old vampire nice to meet you Zyboragon.
Yes my love I am ready, where is the ceremony taking place?
The Inauguration ceremony is at the Immortal Hall. The council and prestigious guests will be there to wittness this historical event. Bebe this is very important there hasn’t bin a new council member in 200 years and your experience and heritage as a witch is just what the council needs to make a treaty with the Akasha witches council. Being a hybred of both a witch and vampire is quite a contradiction since both have bin at war with each other for centuries. Hopefully with the orb gone we can now procede in securing a new era for peace among both councils.
That sounds wonderful I have something very special to share with everyone at the council. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
Yes it is wonderful Marcus but I too have something to bring to the council what are you bringing?
I sorry Bebe got excited I bringing the red book of Immortals a hystory of all the events that has come to pass at the council. What are you bringing?
Oh it’s a gift that I can’t wait to share, it will definitely be a surprise one that will make quite an impersion.
As delighted as I am to hear about my work, you will soon face something far worse than I.
Pity, I won’t be around to see the destruction.
Who and what are you? You better not hurt Bebe or I and the council will finish you.
Odd, first you were talking about Abstract playing a part in some plan, now your questioning what his is.
What game are you playing?
It was a coincidence that Abstract arrival and meddaling works with the councils plan. Bebe is safe and can now fulfill her destiny. I was bluffing in hopes that Abstract would reveal his plans.
The voices told me to meet you here I will be on the council soon.
Does abstract ever stop talking about destruction he’s a total nut craker I will eat u a full moon is in 1 day bit^* do I’m gonna munch u!!!
If you could that would prove harmful to your health.
Not that you could even harm me.
I have gathered a revolution upon reading your comment, perhaps it’s time to start acting.
It’s disheartening that I must stop reading my book now, I find that H.P Lovecrafts book “The Necronomicon” is splendid.
You’ll regret disturbing me because I don’t happen to have a bookmark.
Hail Abstract,
In an attempt to prevent you losing your place in that delightful tome and to possibly reduce the time that Smithy will spend writhing in agony in the void may I suggest in the absence of a suitable bookmark that you could perhaps fold over the corner of the page…
Keep on reading on.
Seth
I don’t like doing that.
I know, me either, it is a terrible thing to do to a book. I was just trying to save Smithy. Perhaps you could use a scrap of paper or maybe a leaf?
Seth
I second that, it completely ruins a good book and it never goes back straight.
The date of the ritual has passed unfortunately.
If you have heard of the void wars, you know that I charged into the void and exploded, at this point I was chosen as a guardian, my soul however was tainted and poured into the orb given to Bebe.
Abstracts plan was to stop the ritual and prevent the orbs destruction, now my tainted soul will be calling out to the weak.
I advise caution around Bebe, the voices will strike her down, if she becomes aggitated, knock her unconscience.
Terribly sorry Bebe.
If anyone comes into contact with the orb, Scythe will be unleashed. I don’t even want to think about what happens then.
I am very sorry that your plan did not succeed I will watch out for Bebe and protect her with my life to live without her would be wores than hell.
So… im not supposed to break this?
Never break an orb!!!!
Umm… Then what dp I do with it?
Alex I know of a cave that you can hide the orb in, if you place some spells on it I sure it will be safe.
Where is the cave? (My mana’s been blocked, cant cast. Dont know for how long.)
The cave is in New Port England, this cave is filled with oynx the orb will blend in with the rock and will be very hard to find once you hide it adding protective spells will also conceal any imprint from the orb.
Dren is willing to do any dangerous task given. Dren’s will is as hard as rock. No orb could corrupt Dren. Dren can hide this orb for you nice people.
…..
Its from the void, it can corrupt almost everything that touches it. Im not making contact with it.
Why are you taking off with the orb that holds my soul?
It must stay with me, the further away the orb is, the more desperate the voices will be!
It needs to be stored in my vault, the walls hold a special metal created by ARC, just like iron it will block the voices, it is a very strong metal. The orb belongs there.
Okay… Um… How do I pick it up without being corrupted? The only thing right now would be to balance it on the tip of a dagger, 50/50 chance of that working…
I’ve been lugging it around in a giant pot (used for making soup) I have a lid for it (travel lid).
I used the lid to help push the orb into the pot.
When you get to the vault, make sure you don’t come near me. My soul seeks me.
My dear sweet wonderful Zyborg did you know about the crack, I did when when I accidently drop it. I never felt such power and emotions. It’s going to be a fun time at the ceremony! Tee hee
alex, do you know how to create a chi ball? try trapping it inside of that
Leave Bebe alone!
Thank you Raven but Dren is a freind and any assistance that he or from you is greatly appreciated.
Oh Bebe! I mean The One you don’t but do love!
Dren, what are you?
Seth hasn’t given Dren info on what Dren is. Dren is not any of the beings listed on the site. Dren will be known as an Orc or a Goblin for now. Dren must ask, what are you miss raven?
Hail Dren, I am Zyboragon!
I have actually worked with goblins before, they helped me build my lair.
The best way to tell the difference between an orc or a goblin is by checking your ears, goblins are notorious for having ears that bend towards the top, orcs either have straight ears or no ears.
(This is from my experience with orcs and goblins and may or may not be accurate as there are many unique creatures on this site).
Yes Dren I think Zyboragon is right about orcs and goblins and how we have quite a diverse collection of unique creatures. By the way did you notice a difference in the orb. 🙂 Tee hee
I think theres something wrong with Bebe she seems ok but is behaving strangly.
Oh my dear sweet husband it’s just nerves this is a very important event and I know you would never let anything bad happen to me. 🙂
Bebe you know I would do my best to protect you I was just inquirering.
Theres nothing like a gift from the…
To seek the power promised to me…
For once a soul has bin cracked…
The souls owner once did hide…
Apon a sphere of darkness it so did shined…
Crack apon the sphere so small…
So not a notice did he see…
The smallest leak oh tee hee hee…
And then the essence did find…
A host in wich it can hide…
Both host and voice did agree…
The end is near…
Theres nowere to hide…
Interesting, you’ve been plotting since you first held the orb.
This means that you weren’t really insane all this time, so you deceived me when I suggested my plan? Telling me false requirements?
I knew better, I just didn’t want to believe that you weren’t really Bebe anymore.
She’s corrupted, she cracked the orb.
Why do you wish to release Scythe? You know he will betray you and kiII you.
I am to blame, the orb tipped in your favor, it clouded my judgement.
Oh Bebe was insane she was fighting to stay in control. I’m not going to release Scythe just anywere I’m transferring it to a host and who better than Bebe. She maybe a witch and a vampire but it’s the demonic part of her that will be utalized and once on the council well you’ll find out. Marcus Mr Mutt and your self better not interfere or…
And you wanted to send her into a chamber full of vampires so she could preform a ritual to help DESTROY the orb? That would have ended well. So how do we stop this end of days?
Now Mr Mutt I may have Bebe’s body but the end of day’s no just need Bebe’s Demonic side to be host to Scythe then the fun can begin.
Mutt, the rituals to destroy the orb would allow every essence within to be vanquished.
Bebe or whatever you call yourself, you do realize that the essence is my soul right?
This means that your plan won’t work. Scythe will reject any body you bring him.
Bebe’s body is weak, that much power would destroy her, unless your considering using her body as a temporary vessel until a greater host comes along.
Do you know why the orb glowed when Bebe touched it?
I’v bin hidding in Bebe since the cruise using her would be tempporary I’ve got bigger plans once the energy is converted Scythe will be fragmented and placed in those with power, unfortunately this will destroy Bebe but not my problem it nevered bothered me when I nearly finished of Tk still what a waste. Got to go the council is waiting.
Bebe what are you doing put that down before you hurt som…..(thud).
Why would I care if the orb glowed for Bebe as long as I can use her and it to get the …. not going to say.
Ah so you don’t know after all.
Mutt good news, there is no crisis! Other than the fact that Bebe will be kiIIed, this is actually preventable though.
Speaking of enemies, ARC’s laser targeting chip is showing a signal, who wants to take down Abstract?
Zyboragon how do we get that thing out of Bebe and anialate Abstract?
I’m afraid that whatever it is inside Bebe is connected to her body, removing it could harm or possibly even kiII Bebe, there are records of survivors that dealt with this kind of thing, they barely survived the damage done to their physical form. Twisted necks, broken fingers, backs that have been stretched causing the spine to pull apart.
Very brutal stuff, and then there’s transformations, that thing inside her could possibly alter her body into a fearsome beast. If we try anything to help Bebe, the eviI will start harming her body as a last resort.
I’m afraid I’m clueless on how we can help Bebe.
As for Abstract, we’ve fought him once before, he sought the power of the void then, he knows what’s going on, I must extract information, he will be tough to deal with though.
Devourers such as Abstract are known for devouring worlds, there are stories that they create black holes to devour everything in their path.
Bebe is a demonic vampire so she will heal fast we have to do something? anything? I’ll do anything for her.
zyboragon, i have an idea. instead of extracting it out of her, i could possess her, and purify her from the inside.
To dangerous. We should put her in a dęvils trap and exersize it.
No no no no no no! We must eat her lungs! Let us suffocate the deviI inside her! Erherherher.
trust me mutt,i can do it.
Bebe what are you saying what has become of you?
Marcus I think you will need a new wife Bebe’s body is being used for the greater good for me and soon for Scythe.
Oh my sweet I’m not sorry it was kinda fun rendering you unconscious but I can’t let you inform the council that there lives will soon be mine.
Hi Dren, listen to above ^_^
Alex, Dren has. Dren has ultimately decided that Dren will fight for you. (And stop referring to Drenself in the third person.) Give Dren your first task.
Bebe, Dren knows you are in there. You are clouded with corruption. Dren knows of an ancient artifact that cleanses the corruption within.
Zyboragon, your soul can be bound to another object. Ancient Goblin Archpriests bound their souls to the lost Dragonstones. However those stones have been lost for centuries. It is said that you could learn Goblic Lore if you discover one and use it to awaken one of the 11 lost Archpriests. One of which is soul-binding.
A werewolf, mermonster, angel, psychic, and thats it.
Impressive Miss Raven. Dren, wait no, I hope that you will find that I am not so bad. Goblins seem to be thought as evil, but I do not wish to harm anyone on this site.
So you wish Lord Marcus is you husband? But you sounded like Miss Bebe is a close friend. Hmm…
Everyone… I had to.. get out early.. Tragedy… Disaster.. TK may need help.. I couldn’t do anything to help…
D
What happend?e
It all came crashing down.. All went as planned at first, but it turned for the worst.. I hardly got out..
Hello Wolf Princess I am Marcus Bebe’s husband how may I be of assistance to you? From what I’ve read on this site and as a freind of Bebe’s I ask you is it normal for Bebe to mutter to herself?
Woah woah woah.. Bebe and you… Married? Wha-?
TK in trouble why that’s wonderful I never got to finish him off before…If Bebe survives wich is doutful Your next sweetheart.
A-alright.. I trust Bebe fully.. so I must trust you..
Not to worry Wolf Princess I wont let that thing in Bebe succeed I just need Zyboragon to grab her and Mr Mutt to get that thing out of her so I can warn the council as soon as I get out of these iron chains.
Say my name three times Marcus, if you see a reflective surface I can warp to you. If not, I will know your location and be there ASAP.
A little something I picked up from my ghost side.
I’m looking in the council’s hall mirror
Zyboragon
Zyboragon
Zyboragon
Cowards!!!
“Cowards” claims the hider.
The deed shall be done.
Don’t even think of trying anything.
Got her Z do your thing.
GET YOUR HANDS OF ME!!!
The vault is open, I must close it before the voices….
Yes… My orb. It will be done.
Have you figured out a way to get the spirit out of Bebe? Because I’m pretty sure I know how.
Groahh!
Yes please tell us how to get it out of Bebe.
Mr Mutt I’ll do anything to help my beautiful wife Bebe and then we got to help Zyboragon no one agrees with an orb for no reason.
Help who?
shall i send in back up?
Hail Wolf Princess,
I hope you are keeping on keeping on. I bring news from Supreme Fire. He is in trouble and needs your help.
See his post here: http://sethonsurvival.com/monstrometer/kitsune/comment-page-1#comment-116843
I hope that you are able to help me figure out how to help him.
Thanks.
Seth
Fourteen is an eviI number! Groawhg.
You could never be so wrong. 14 is the number of sentient beings that inhabited the caverns of the earth. Goblins, dwarves, drow, gnomes, itgillians, ratmen, dark vampires, spidermen, Cyclopes, golems, raptors, demons, spirits, and molemen.
However irrelevant that may seem, I know that those still uncorrupted, must leave. It seems to be taking over Zyboragon’s body. Bebe will probably be destroyed. I need to find a Dragonstone, but where will one be.
Dren I have a large collection of rare stones a few thousand of them, maybe ones a dragon stone what do they look loke
I appreciate the offer, however I may have found the location of a stone. In fact I am preparing a teleportation ritual right now. Switzerland, here I come!
I will never leave Bebe your wasting your time and besides none of you have what it takes to rid me. You might as well burn her at the stake. Ha ha fools!
I have a few tricks up my sleeve.
Tell me, could you overpower a god?
It depends on what you consider a god I do what I am told.
I do have my connections. Hmm I guess I will contact Zeus. He and my master are good friends. Listen spirit, just leave Bebe now, it will save me some trouble. Okay? I will give you some nice orb or treasure you can live in.
I found it! I found a Dragonstone. Now time to rid the world of the monstrosities that the orb created. I just wish (sigh) Raven could see this.
Fascinating. An orb that can release monstrosities, that sounds fun.
Ahh the anti-Zyboragon I presume?
What is a Zyboragon?
Hey guess what you’re one of them.
I call upon Zeus,
Lord of the Greeks,
You’re assistance,
Is what I seek
Help me fight,
Help me win,
Help me kill,
All of them
Use your powers,
Thunder and lightning,
The ones that are,
So very frightening
You must do,
A dangerous task,
Its is all,
I’ll ever ask…
Ahh to be back on earth again. Now Scythe, time to die!
Don’t make me laugh.
Scythe, I don’t know what you are but I will use Zeus if you are purely evil. However I believe we can be friends. I was lead to believe your evil, but you seem… Curious. Just do two things for me please.
1.) Let the spirit inside Bebe leave her without harming her.
2.) Find a way to bring Raven back to life.
I would think a creature of good would do those.
What is good? What is eviI? What’s the difference?
What is a Bebe or Raven?
Dejavu. Don’t tell me I have to teach you manners! Like dealing with ARC all over again.
You are an enemy of ARC?
??? Ark ???
I mean ??? Arc ???
Scythe get your filthy demon spirt thingy freind/slave out of my wife!
Everyone settle.
Bebe is the wife of Marcus.
Raven is this new friend of mine who recently died.
Good is the right thing.
Evil is the opposite of good.
Mr. Mutt is someone I really don’t know, ask him who he is.
Marcus is an 800 year old vampire.
I am a goblin.
sorry for not formally greeting you. I’m Mutt, a Hybrid. I’ll just leave it at that for now. And as for my relationship with ARC….. We weren’t best buddies most always. I blame it mainly on my own nature. However I will find a way to exersize ARC from Abstract, if only to stop oweing him.
Tsk, what dignifies good as right?
I never thought of it that way. I guess it’s personal belief. But I guess its easier to get along with someone who shares your beliefs.
So, can you resurect Raven, or what?
Hmm…
I am unsure of what I can accomplish.
How does one know what is good? What someone may view as right, another may view as wrong, how can one make decisions of morality when there are several views on what is right or wrong?
Dren, dont let someone like him ressurect Raven. Find either me, bebe, jaffa or any other witch.
Resurrect her. She what body she wants to be resuected in but you must be the one to do then. I trust you the most. Just don’t let her spirit fade away! 🙁
Hail Alex,
Thanks for adding a voice of reason on this one. Never accept resurrection from a stranger, I always say.
Seth
“someone like him”.
I haven’t even existed for a whole day yet and you already know what I’m “like”?
I come into existence for reasons I do not know, with powers I do not understand.
How would you like to suddenly exist in a world that you don’t belong in?
Grash, Grash, Grash.
Zyboragon and Abstract were both convinced you would destroy the world. Excuse us if we’re a little wary.
If good is right, there is much wrong in this world. It must be purified.
also I might be able to define good for you good is, for instance, helping one another or being polite alot of times good is right but sometimes it isn’t you just need to be able to tell the differance see my “zombie quote”
grrr… never mind I have went and gotten myself confused now
I know the good thing isn’t always right for instance (I am referring to a zombie just in case yoou didn’t know) it might be good to eat someone’s brains but it isn’t really the right thing to do
Thats right boys Abstract is the one to focus on right now we got to stop him before it’s too late. Raven and I will still be here.
But Raven is dead. She specifically said that I must find her a body so she can fully be one. Abstract must die but I don’t think we should forget about you two.
Who is Abstract?
I… I, I don’t know. I was just told that his motives were wrong and I believed in everyone. I guess I should though, because I think he wants to destroy the world. And if he destroys the world, then Raven would be non-existent. And I am beginning to, to finally find someone who understands me. She may not know what’s going on, but I do, so I will get her back! Scythe, I think you are just curious after all. Why did Zyboragon want you to stay in the orb?
I understand I’m the anti-zyboragon.
Then, to find out who you are we must fully know who Zyboragon is. But then if Zyboragon hated abstract, than you must love him.
Something is wrong.
You seriously just figured that out?!!
Something wrong here, I feel a presence that is disturbing me.
Yeah that’s just great. Now let’s look at the bad things that have occurred so far.
1.) Raven is dead.
2.) Bebe is possessed by some spirit.
3.) Abstract is going to destroy the world.
4.) Zyboragon is gone.
And Five, a presence is disturbing you. Great, just great.
Hail Dren,
Thanks for survival summary. It sounds pretty bad. But on the bright side, a Leapling time traveller who calls herself Leap Lady may be able to give the gift of time, a so-called “Leap Day” for everyone… http://sethonsurvival.com/survival-news/true-leap-year-legend
I know it’s not much in the face of The Abstract. But it’s all I’ve got tonight.
Keep on leaping on,
Seth
Errrthhiiirrrkkaaaaaaa mooooorrrrrriiiuuummmm!
You are Seth?
Perhaps you know what kind of race a rel demotia is.
I am not sure how to describe what I am, I merge with objects I touch, I have no real form because of this.
apperantly so but if he is confused and curious then… yea… dont be so rude, it was and still is unnecessary.
Abstract is a devourer. They feed off of planets. I assumed Sythe was the anti-Zyboragon, however now I am not sure. Sythe what is this other pressence.
That did not sound good…
The presence is the void, it is giving me power.
I can assist you now.
So you are against Abstract. Kinda makes you think that Zyboragon was working for him then, huh?
No, I don’t believe that.
Reading earlier comments I now know that I am Zyboragons soul.
Tainted by the void, Zyboragon feared that I would be uncontrollable.
Being part of Zyboragon, I believe I know what he would do.
As ling as it isn’t destroying the world i’ll probably be for it.
I currently inhabit this world, destroying it would be crazy.
Ok, What now?
I don’t care if this planet is finished off I just wont to return to mine. Zyboragon and you are the reason I’m here and once I’m fully charged I’ll be gone. Raven thanks for your body just what I need when Bebe’s body is used up then I’ll use yours.
Thats a relief…
So your the one who glowed for Bebe and gave her power I thank you I’ve almost have enough power to finish what I set out to do.
What, may I ask, have you set out to do?
Hello Wolf Princess I’ll give you the short recap.
I and Bebe were betroved I released her as she was human then reinstated my claime as she was now a vampire, not wanting to turn her back on her aristocracy tradtions she accepted now I and the council have given that thing in her a chioce.
Hello Wolf Princess I missed you, Is TK ok can I help in anyway?
Hi Wolf Princess I miss you how have you bin? How is TK I miss him too.
(sneaks up on Bebe and bites her draining Bebe dry) Now that I have drained you dry you can’t use Bebe anymore and I’ve taken back Ravens body and placed it in a safe place you have no were to go. The council and I have bin working around the clock to find a dragon orb that Dren has mentioned and we have one for you.
You have 2 choices.
-1. remane in Bebe and be trapped in a withered corpse forever Or
-2. tranfer into the globe and be portaled back to where ever your from.
I can wait forever for Bebe are you willing to wait forever?
I did multiple things Marcus.
As you can see I now am the Dragonstone. I spent some time looking for it.
Raven should come back to life. At a price I paid dearly for.
If you need mire background, go to the werewolf page. It all will be explained there.
Fine I choose #2 I would rather be trapped in the globe than a withered body. I am Amatti I come from the space between the void and here what ever Zyboragon and Scythe did it sent me here to this horrible place on a cruise ship and thats where I found Bebe sleeping and have hidden in her ever since. If you send me back to my home I will never come back to this f##king place. As for Zyboragon and Scythe next time we meet I’ll be wores than Abstract I too am a devourer and I will be relentless. I have no intrest in this planet just quiet nothing but quietness and sleep.
I will send you back to your home.
I knew you were a devourer all along, Amatti. Just leave Bebe now, and don’t even try to come back. As I said before, I have tricks up my sleeve.
Thats fine with me I now give Bebe back to Marcus (yuck) I would never come back here you beings are disgusting creatures the sooner I’m back home the better.
Bebe are you alright?
Yes her heart is beating and color is returning to her skin it will be awhile before she wakes up. Thank you once again.
Bebe can’t talk but she’s going to be ok she just needs some blood transfusions thank you for giving me my Lovely wife back I’m in your debt is there anything I can do for you?
I can not think of anything right now. I’m glad she’s safe. Now I can put all my attention on Raven. How is she, does she show any signs of life?
Mr. Mutt and Alex are going to off me, I wish I could’ve met this Bebe, from Zyboragons memories, she seems like a very charming vampire.
My thoughts are decieving me.
I was sure she was a friend of mine…
She threatened me and Zyboragon, claiming to be worse than Abstract.
I guess I am a being of good, I do not belong here though.
Dren, your sacrifice has helped me.
Now to return the favor.
Harssssmmmmiiiissss
Ruuuuuutttttttttttssssss.
NO!!!
Before you do this, think about it. Why kill yourself for me. What do you think I meant by I still have some tricks up my sleeve?
I have the power of the void, there is no need for me to be sacrificed to bring you back.
Either Zyboragon lied or we are making a mistake….
Wait! Zanthre was Zyboragons son. He turned ęvil in an alternate future. He became the Godslayer. That’s why that memory is blocked. Because of the pain. Now you know. Do what you see fit. I will not appose you.
I see.
I suspect that Zyboragon didn’t want my released because he was afraid.
My release has taken his life, at that point he was either desperate for survival or unsure if I could control the void.
Zyboragon wanted to live and ensure that I couldn’t be released in case I was eviI…
I still don’t understand morality though.
That would make sense…. He could have thought that because you were made in the void
im lost now… can somebody PLEASE explain!!
Don’t worry about it too much, all things will be explained shorty.
I have something to tell you all…
Very well.
I am yet another devourer.
Just Kidding, if I was a devourer, then why would have Amatti not recognize me. Figured we needed humor to lighten this situation
It would have been delivered in a way that would increase the hit by over 70% if you allowed someone to react before revealing that you were joking.
This would boost your comedic influence greatly.
Zyboragon was quite humorous, I’m unsure if he shared that side on this site though.
I heard you talking, yet it I don’t hear you saying anything.
So I guess I have forgived myself. But my Gobin body turned to dust. What shall I become?
Oh my.
Thank you Dragonstone and all of you very much I am myself again Mrs Bebe Elizabeth De vil Dutchess of Stratford. Wow what a trip I miss Zyboragon and Arc. Scythe is there a way for both you and Zyboragon to exsist at the same time.
II am unsure
If Zyboragons soul was pulled out and found a body then yes.
Yeah but there is a problem with that…
Most people aren’t willing to hand over their body, because, well they kinda need that
Not necessarily. A body can be formed. From shadows.
Oh, that could cone in handy in the near future…
Especially because my Goblin body disintegrated.
I have altered Zyboragons form, a blast of unstable energy from the void should normally destroy anything.
Zyboragon once exploded from the void because of this.., that means Zyboragon has suffered the same death twice.
If it’s because of me that this body isn’t destroyed, what am I?
The only clue I have is Rel demotia.
Except they would have controll over shadow.
Again, not necesarily. A person (me) wouldhave to form the body. Then an item with a spell would be used to bindthe body together. But making bodies takes energy. Like ” oops I drained a blood bank ” energy.
Bebe has a lot of excessive power left in her from that thing that was in her, so much power that she burns every thing she touches she can give you this excessive power to form a body for Zyboragon.
Yes please take this energy from me I would do anything to help Zyboragon for any of you, we have to sick together.
There is a problem with your theory.
I am the soul of Zyboragon, corrupted by the void, I am his souls so he has no spirit to take over another form.
I doubt it would be a great idea anyway, I fear that without his essence that the power would consume me.
Zyboragons mere existence within is the only thing keeping me reasonable, this is only a theory though, I’m not sure it would be wise to challenge it.
It’s nice to meet you at last Bebe. Zyboragons memories have shown me a great deal. I must find you, there is something he wanted you to have.
Scythe it’s nice to meet you Zyboragon has something for me? Wow he has already given so much I miss him I hope he’s going to be ok.
So you are ok. Now just to see that Raven is well, and I can be relaxed again. Marcus does want the best for you. Do you know that?
Marcus and I have sent Ravens body back to her home she just has to spirt back into it.
Good, good.
Hey! We never have had a formal introduction have we? My name is Dren, and I currently am stuck inside this orb.
Hello I’m a demonic vampire/witch 9th genaration now, I also have a demonic vampire daughter who is currently living with some druid freinds of mine I named her Zyborganna after Zyboragon died the first time. Thank you very much for your help now I can join the vampire council and negotiate a peace treaty with the Akasha witches council.
Bebe what is this I hear that you have a daughter named Zyborganna when did this happen? How old is she?
Hi Dren I’m Bebe I left a reply earlier but it’s still in moderation. I was born a witch and transformed into a demonic vampire/witch. Nice to meet you. 🙂
Why do humans run and scream? Why do they attack with iron bars?
A vehicle with red and blue lights, a man popped out of a car and threw something that sent electric jolts through my body. It tickled, is this the way humans greet visitors from other realms? Tickling them?
After that they pulled something from their waists that made a loud noise. It shot little spears at me.
What is the meaning of this? What have I done?
Spears are weapons, were they trying to kiII me?
Scyth humans are scared of what they don’t understand thats why we on SOS stay out of the public and many of us have to hide when the time for transformation happends. Yes the were trying to kill you because that is what pepole do to monsters. Monsters being something that lives and is not what is normal in the human world are seen as something that can hurt or kill a human. Being a vampire I still look human but if they new what I was they would kill me. A person is smart, intelligent and can make good decisions, pepole together can be dumb,impulsive and irrational they call his gang mentality a survival instinct.
Hello Scythe you can find me at the Immortal hall for the negotiations you can watch and wittness a new era for vampires and witches. Tell Zyboragon I said hi and I miss him.
Very well Bebe.
Wow that was intense negotiations are comming along very well. So what do you think so far? Raven is still sleeping not sure when she will reawake. I hope it’s soon. You said Zyboragon had something to give me? 🙂
Your reward for giving him the orb if you recall.
One of his scales, this is a truly amazing gift, his metal scales are strong, it must’ve been a pain to take this one off.
Ad you know, Zyboragons metal scales were a source not of this universe. It is a truly precious treasure.
Secondly, a small elixir made by him and Enigma.
This elixir can cause interesting things to happen, results will vary.
Your third gift is an elixir to fix any effects from the first elixir.
Wow I am deeply honored I’ll turn the scale into a pendant necklace and wear it always I’ll save the elixiers for when I need them they are a very generous gifts thank you Zyboragon very much and thank you Scythe .
Ok. Control over shadows would be useful. I will start shaping a form tomorrow. 👿
what can i do to help guys?
It would take massive amounts of energy, but luckily the Dragonstone harbors tons of energy, enough to make hundreds of shadow bodies.
Now I will put the final touches on my new body. I need help, what features should I add?
Wings, and the head of a lion.
So basically you want me to be a griffon?
I’m just banding random body parts and animals. Griffons are kinda bad@ss though.
Yeah they are. I guess I will do that, but have a human form I can switch into.
Wow, this is more comfortable than I expected. I could get used to this. 🙂
I dont think I can get used to having to slice a certain area of the neck to make the victum choke on their own blood…. My mana is still blocked 🙁
Wait…
WHAT?
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hi?
If I wanted to kill someone, I wouldn’t make them drown in their own blood, unless I really hated them
I second that it seems cruel…and wrong and really really gory!
Hail Alex,
I must admit that like Dren I am also not quite following this one either?
Can you explain?
Seth
Cutting a specific artery in the neck makes you bleed (duh) but at the same time, the airway becomes filled with blood, therfore you choke. A trick humans dont know.
You could have phrased it slightly better.
Hail Alex,
Thanks for the explanation.
So is this a trick to unblock your mana or the attack you are now favouring since you are unable to access your mana? Or something else altogether?
Seth
the second one
Hail Alex,
So what happened to block your mana? What can we do to unblock it?
Do you need a managioplasty?
Seth
want me to try to unblock it?
Hail Dren,
Well it sure looks like a lot of fun in your avatar pic. Is that a photo of you or is it an artist’s conception? How is your human form coming along?
Seth
It is fun Seth, especially how all the girl hawks are hitting on me. It is not an actual picture of me because I lack thumbs for the moment. Still working on my human form.
Hail Dren,
No thumbs! I hope that you are able to get your human form to work out… might be challenging with no thumbs, they are so important. Keep us posted on how you make out with that.
If girl hawks are hitting on you then you must be quite attractive as hawks have about five times the visual acuity of humans.
Seth
Oooooh, I just thought hawks were desperate little things. So I must be a very attractive griffin then. I wonder how Raven would like my new body…
If she ever wakes up. 🙁
Goblin, Stone, Griffin.
Thank you for demοnstrating the unique way this site makes survivors evolve. It is truly a magnificent thing to watch.
Goblinstonegriffin.
You are gobstoffin!
Bebe my beutieful wife we must get ready the Akasha witches council arrives today to negotiate a peace treaty.
Yes my love it is true I have a daughter named Zyborganna I did have a son named TK as well but unfortunaly he passed on. To make a long story short I was possessed buy a demon had 2 twins with a vampire named Dominic who has also passed on. Zyborganna is not even a year old but is now growen to a 16 year old she is a demonic vampire who was evil and now is good and living with some druid freinds of mine who are teaching her to live among humans. I will meet you at the Immortal hall for the negotiations I’m buying new shoes for the occasion.
Bebe,
Do you know if I could get a meeting with the council. I must see if they know of any other griffins alive. Also I think it would be for the best if I have a species closely allied with mine.
The vampire council will be willing to help but I’m not sure about the Akaha council I will talk to them and see what I can do.
Thank you. Any help I get will be appreciated.
Good morning Dren both councils are willing to help you and the witches council knows of a village in Hong Kong that has a family of griffins.
I drink the blood of griffins. 😈
I kick the @sses of Devourers 😈 😈 😈
That’s funny considering how badly ARC whooped you in our last REAL encounter.
Now that you don’t have the void keys you don’t stand a chance.
Ready to get stomped?
Bring it on.
There are other ways to open the void…
The keys had energy in them. Like nuclear reactors. He’s saying I don’t have enough energy to take him out.
The void doesn’t matter anymore, Scythe will soon enter and seal it forever. I’m just waiting until the event occurs where your planet gets engulfed completely.
I wait and devour the poor inhabitants of cities, surely you’ve heard of my work on CNN?
Now then, I must take my leave.
How’s Raven doing?
Hi Dren I was telling Scythe that Raven is still sleeping I really hope she wakes soon.
ΑX(*Y(^%78e.
Well I don’t know how I did that but I didn’t mean to comment that on this site, Safari is messing with me.
Sorry Seth.
Whoa.
Comment if you are going to see the hunger games movie in 20 days
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME !!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Hey puazz I want to go and see it but I am a werewolf with a more personal epidemic I wish to be… A… A…. A… Urrrr I know I want to be.. Oh I don’t know anyway I think Seth that maybe werewolves if u meditaite u can find your inner peace and control your werewolf abilities e.g. Maybe stop yourself from turning into a werewolf on a full moon in other words control yourself it’s hard but then u might be able to turn into a werewolf when ever u like even if it’s midday or not a full moon I don’t know but after my last mastication I feel at peace…
😎
Hail pauzzis97,
Ok I am going to use my psychic powers here and try to read your mind…
{concentrating}
I think it is working…
{furrowing brow}
Yep I am getting something…
{squints harder}
I sense that you might be a little bit excited about something… maybe an upcoming event perhaps…
How did I do? Am I psychic?
Seth
Wow now Seth is a psychic ! hahaha yes i’m overly excited for something , and that is the premier of the hunger games , i think some of you might have read it ? Well i love that series so much that i have i think 4 or 5 videos on my channel about hunger games tutorials , i read the book series three times and i have a mockingjay pin , the movie companion , a note book and AHHHHHH i’m so excited in 18 days i’m going to be seated in a movie theather crying my eyes out of happiness 🙂
Hi Paola how have you bin I just read hunger games and OMG I can’t wait for the movie. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
I KNOW !!!!!!!!!!
MARCH 23 IS IN 11 DAYS 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮 DYEING OF HAPPINESS
Me too 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
Hail Bebe,
Have you had a chance to see this film yet? I am interested in your perspective on it? I am quite curious about the film given it’s focus on survival.
Seth
Hail pauzzis97,
It has been a bit since March 23rd and I haven’t heard from you lately so I am hoping that you survived the happiness of the release. Hopefully you can stop by and confirm your continued onkeeping.
I am quite interested to know what you thought of the film. I think it is a pretty relevant topic for the site since it is after all about survival.
So what did you think?
Keep on keeping on and may the odds ever be in your favour. 😎
Seth
I saw it last night and uh wow that’s alot of smileys expecially for a vampire bebe(sorry if it’s not true i just always think of a vampire as goth but if you aren’t again my apologies)
Hail Kole,
So what did you think of it? was it as good as you hoped it would be? I would love to hear your thoughts about this film.
Seth
Wow those guys dropped a container of something weird and a list
werewolfs
cyborgs
demonds
vampires
witches
griffins
draconinans
angels
fairies
shapeshifters
druids
kitsune
Wow looks like they mean business.
Bebe bring the container and the list to my lab in the basement I’ll analyze it and determine what exactly it does.
You have a lab in the basement? What no dungeons.
Of course I’ve got dungeons there on the right lab is on the left. The labs a hobby I love to invent watch the last step don’t whant to drop that container.
Haha! Hybrids aren’t on the list! They’ll never take us alive!…… And when we die are bodies just disintigrate, so……double bonus!
Good. Your kind will no longer waste space.
Same to you.
Hybids may not be on the list but if you have any Dna from any on the list your in trouble.
Well your a joy to be hold Abstact now go away and rot somewere.
I could yawn at your pathetically predictable responses.
Stay away from Bebe you have caused her enough problems I hope this stuff works on you. Come on over and lets test it out.
Abstract I hope the A51 guys get you and do horrible terrible things to you like all the stuff you did to others. 🙁
Bite me.
that’s pretty funny coming from a part vampire.
Dren why Dren I really wont you to survive with out you the world would not be the same and I would be so unhappy you have done so much good and theres so much more for you to do. Bebe :):):)
Relax, I’m fine. I feel different though. I feel lonely…
I feel lonely at times too I may be married to Marcus but he’s often gone to work leaving me alone at home I do alot of hobbies to take my mind off it. 🙂 🙂 🙂
Yeah, but at least you have someone. And there are no potential griffins, left so I’m kinda left alone in this world. My heart is an empty aching void.
The rubies you gave me you can use to make a mate any girl would love to be with a strong handsome griffin like you, theres a island of griffins off the coast of spain there very shy and have never left there very suspicious of all humans and stay away from them. I think Mr Mutt might know them.
Thank you Bebe. I will go there tommorow. Those rubies don’t turn you into a griffin for good unless you put inside you heart.
Have a great night and a safe trip let me know how it goes. 🙂
Good night Bebe. Good luck if they chose the Suvivor of the Month tonight.
Good luck too 🙂
Thank you.
Hey did anyone lose a key it’s really pretty I’ve never seen one like this before the gems are so sparkly.
Someone SOS HELP
Raven, what is it?
I’ll help any freind of Drens is a freind of mine.
Hail Raven,
We are here for you! What is your situation? How can we help you?
the more information you can give us the better we will be able to help.
Keep on keeping on hanging in there.
Seth
Raven, please tell me what’s wrong. I don’t want to lose you again. Raveeeeeeennnnnnnnnn!!!
I can’t acess the Werewolf page so I guess I will talk with you here.
Nafarii wants to hurt everybody, but I won’t let her hurt you. I want to turn you into a griffin. I will protect you from the monsters out there. Please respond to me asap.
Hey everyone B’s had a baby girl she’s calling her Valary I’m going to be an aunt. Man I hate hospitals.
………………………cruel.
That’s life.
Hail Survivors let’s assume the best here, that nobody is trying to be cruel. Survival in general – and this site in particular – gets confusing sometimes. To say the least. So Bebe, can we consider a nickname on your new bebe? I propose Bebe Junior or V.Lary?
(Congrats BTW! Er there’s no delicate way of saying this but, WHAT is it?)
Seth
Hi Seth I’m Vetty Marcus little sister he’s now at work he will be gone for 4-6 months he works on oil riggs. I offered to help B even thou I’m not fond of her don’t get me wrong she’s nice just to nice sometimes but she’s marrying my brother so…The baby is named Valary after B’s mom. Oh she’s a girl.
Hey Z off the site B named her baby girl after her mom her mom’s name was Valary. B will be back from the hospital monday so she will be on site then. She said to tell eveyone hi.
It is to be rejoiced.
Hello I’m Nafarii tell this B congrats on her new baby. I have have a few hundred myself.
Well this is interesting! A cyborg. I love cyborgs they make the best pets.
How do you figure? Cyborgs obsessively argue about jaded logics, have no moral boundries and respond in ways that make no sense to idealism or psychological appeal!
I think she likes the idea of complete, and utter servitude of a well programed cyborg.
Either that or she likes to lure them in to complete oblivion, and then she eats them. I personally don’t like to snack on metal, but who knows?
On my home planet cyborgs are infused with demond energy and are used for labour,entertainment and pets. This wolrd is very confusing you let cattle run it,creatures are everywhere theres organic material and tons of water. What I really can’t understand is why you let your primitive vampires mix with other beings.On my planet warewolfs,witches and fairies are pests and are eradicated. So much to learn I may have to take some of you home as specimens.
UMMMMMM lycans here had to fight for our freedom from vampire kind. I don’t want us ending up like that again so how about you don’t
I’m with you I don’t like her a pest how rude.
Congrats on Valary, Bebe. I met your sister-in-law, Vetty. Seems nice. (potential mate!!! Wait that would be odd…) how’s is she?
Thanks Dren yes Vetty is a nice to help me. A potential mate cool I don’t see anything odd about it we would be related Vetty is a handful.
There are two people who I am willing to marry. I would be happy, if in fact we did.
1.) Raven: ever since we met, I have been enchanted by her. If she is willing to become a griffin, I will ask her.
2.) Vetty: I do like her. I would be interested in her more if she came before Raven. I like her personality. A very nice girl.
Just think. 2 days ago, I lacked any choices.
Cool eather choice is good. Raven very nice I like her too
Ok. You probably have caught yourself back up, but the doctor, and ARC, are back. Zyboragon finally has a family. I gave him a frost dragon egg. I call her Blanca, because she lacks a name right now.
Hey bebe! How are things? Oh btw I’m not quite the doctor you remembered seeing as I have no memory of this place and the fact that I seem to have posted. I guess the other one is the older me. COOL!!!! I have such an AWESOME life!
blanca is white in spanish Drean so really you are calling her white…
Oops! srry Dren I hit the A key by accident!
Yes Abstracts at it again . Thats a wonderful name.
Bebe i never did congratulate you on the new child you brought into this world. Congratulations on the baby, and im sure you’ll be a wonderful mother.
Dren I’ve made the choice for you keep this Raven. As for Vetty she is now mine and I will do what I wont with her. You should thank Bebe the key was for her but Vetty will do.
uh… I may be a werewolf but I am nobdies pet, and I can do as I please whenever and however I please!!!!
Blanca not Abstract
I understood you about the wonderful name, without the clarification, but thank you though.
Abstract is a horrible name. He sounds like a misfit art style.
Thank you Dren.
I think it’s horrible myself.
😈
Oh good evening Abstract.
I’m going to go ahead and admit it, whatever Mutt has done, it’s still affecting me.
I only came to bring quick news.
Mutt, I’m not after Ofilia, I’ve been losing my power.
There is something greater…I may not be much longer…
My rule has ended…tell my followers “erku frim”.
I no longer hold Scythes body as my own. You’ll face something terrible soon.
Zyboragon found it, it’s over.
I see your still kicking around these beings are very interesting and entertaining no wonder your still here. Sorry you might not know who I am but I’ve herd of you. I’m Nafarii from the white void. Are you planing on staying long or is this just a quick game of sport?
Sooo… you hate your own name???
Horrible is a compliment to a being such as Abstract.
Devourers are a real pain…
Zyboragon,
I never complimented abstract I merely aked if he hated his name.
The name didn’t change…that was me.
It’s awaiting mοderation.
Hopefully that post reappears, I don’t have the strength to type it again.
Abstract go away already your very bothersome
Mmmm your very agressive for a witch aren’t witches suppose to be positive and nice. Oh thats right I forgot your the one who’s tainted.
Leave her alone. You aren’t worthy to worship the ground she walks on.
Oh you are delightful Mr Mutt. You wait till me childeren come they love new play mates. Abstract was weak for a devourer this is going to be lots of fun.
I don’t really know you that well but you sound kinda mean, and really rude!
I’m glad you don’t have any strenghth left maybe now you will leave and go back to that void.
Hmm?
Thank you crimsomani I hope so.
Good Morning Everyone.
I don’t fully understand something. Why are you back, Abstract. Why do you want to destroy this planet. Can’t we find a more peaceful solution. Sure i love a battle, but in this it would be lose – lose.
There is something worse, my time is ending. My reign is over.
Scythe has been moved, not mine to control.
Whatever Mutt has done, it’s still affecting me, annoying.
I grow weaker, I’m being torn apart.
Tell the other devourers, “freedom”.
I’m going to go somewhere quiet to vanish.
Good morning Dren and everyone B gave me a key made of gold and encrusted with gem a few days ago and now it’s vibrating.
What color’s the gem?
Its green with black stuff moving inside it.
Ok. I think it may be a shadow emerald. It just grants you a boost in power. If it gets worse contact me.
Thanks Dren I was going to throw it away but I’ll keep it now. Do you think we can use it to get rid of Abstract.Because that would be awsome.
It would help…
Got to go.
Mmmmmmmmmm that right little one keep the key it was ment for the tainted witch but you’ll do. Heh heh he
Touch Vetty and you will burn Nafarii.
Touch anyone here and I’ll start taking every being from your pitiful existence out, one by one.
That is the Dragons Oath.
Either go back, or burn.
You decide.
I guarantee you, you won’t win this planet.
Why does Abstract think I’m kįlling him? Getting weaker by the second…….. That sounds frighteningly farmiliar. Anyhoo, nafarii realize I’m about 10.3 seconds away from shoving a vervain soaked stake through your heart. So why don’t you BACK OFF.
Your so cute not even your primitive missiles can pierce this flesh. Perhaps your not aware that after turning a million years old the flesh becomes indestructible.
Lucky me, I don’t use missiles.
😈
Oh your so amusing I don’t want this planet it’s too small. But it does make interesting sport.
8.2
Nafarii i really don’t know who you are but I don’t like you and I’ll stop when… oh yea! That’s right I will never like you!!
Sorry, I was away longer than I expected to be.
It’s ok so where’d you go?
o wait nvm