Probably the biggest threat posed by the preternaturally hot modern Vampires is the threat to your ego.
I’m talking about the damaging cycle of self-doubt you experience trying to date one. Don’t I smell good enough for her? What if she reads my thoughts right now when I’m thinking about picking my nose? Why is she acting like she just wants to just suck me dry? Can’t she see how eternally fascinating I could be?
But hey that’s just me. I’m a man on the rebound so maybe my perspective is a little skewed. If dating a vampire isn’t YOUR ultimate survival fantasy then you are advised to:
1. Beware their sexy hypnotic gaze – avoid eye contact!
2. Beware their sexy hypnotic bodies – don’t look!
3. Beware their sexy hypnotic voices – don’t listen!
4. Beware their sexy hypnotic marriage proposals. Think of how long FOREVER means to a vampire!
Failed on #1 – 4? CONGRATULATIONS. Lucky! Have fun but please try to recall all those safer sex tips from health class because your Vampire lover’s 19th Century high school curriculum DEFINITELY missed out on that part.
~~~IF YOU ARE A VAMPIRE~~~
Congratulations! Many consider vampires the penultimate survivors! Eternal life AND good looks – what more could you ask for? Socially acceptable nourishment needs? Look no further! On November 7, a team of scientists led by vampire Dr. Mick Bhatia discovered how to turn skin cells into blood cells just by manipulating a few proteins. No more snacking on squirrels and purse puppies! A fully viable liquid food source for ethical vampires may be mere moments away. (See it here at http://sethonsurvival.com/survival-news/vampire-researchers-make-blood-from-human-skin)
Of course there are still a few things to remain aware of as a vampire. Sunlight for one. The *we sparkle in sunlight!* campaign appears to be flaming out. While the sparklers had a good run, the facts are that while some younger and part vampires do in fact sparkle, the majority of older and full vampires still go up in flames when exposed to direct sunlight without magical or technological intervention. This is about more than sunscreen. If you’re thinking of going vampire and you don’t have your own Day Walker ring yet, it’s time to invest. Finding a certified Day Walker ring is even more important than finding a vampire willing to change you. Don’t even consider one without the other. Valuable information about these rings is found in the comments below. Meanwhile vampire engineers and architects work overtime to design safer sun-proof vehicles and buildings.
Finally, let’s talk about your vampire thrall. Vampires need to be very careful (and considerate) when they are turning on the thrall power. I’m not just talking about dating etiquette here. Aiming your hypnotic eye mojo on some poor mortal sucker might seem like a great way to get free blood and donuts but the consequences can be devastating for both parties. Thrall-sick love slaves who are repeatedly denied your dark gift will eventually go insane 99.99% of the time. And who do you think they turn on first? So please. If you can’t control it yet, keep your tractor beam behind protective sunglasses, even at night.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
Abstract is still using ARC…. It’s a long shot, but I decline your invite.
The ship will be completely underwater, and I with it.
Having a five ton dragon aboard probably didn’t help.
If I can’t escape neither can Abstract, that’s what he’s relying on, shields can be tricked by clones.
Why? We have defeated him before and he always comes back there will be another time to defeat Abstract. I can’t leave you to do this alone I’m only a vamp/witch but I can be useful. I’m getting back on if your staying I’m staying.
Well I may not be going buy I know someone who is
The One: wait what? (sound detected, splash)
Me: sorry one can’t risk it! Send Ofilia my regards! Now Zyboragon what if we excersice Absract out of ARC like a dėmon?
If you guys do that you have to have something to contain him or he will posses some one else. You could use an amulet or a crystal or even kitty (meow) here.
I have a pendant, would that work? I don’t think we should use kitty. Cats are evil enough as it is
Hey guys it’s a full moon tonight so mr mutt and Alex if your werewolves I’d stop adventuring and bake some muffins. Mmmmm MUFFIZnS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess im staying. I can help with an exorcism(if thats what u ment)
Yes it is and I’ve been trying to reword one of my exorcism spells to work on him. He’s not a dėmon so it makes it a lot harder cause when you excersize a dęmon it heads for the hills or goes back to where it came from. This I’m going to have to reword so it works on him and not a dęmon and so it seals him in an object.
Yay Alex! Thanks for keeping on keeping on.
Seth
Seth hey the werewolf site has Broken down again (sigh)!!? 🙁
Hey Smithy,
The werewolf page is working again. There appear to be some very high traffic times that cause it some problems because it is the most popular page.
Graham and I are working on ways to make it better and I think we have helped it a bit but it looks like we have more work to do.
Thanks for letting me know about the problem. I really appreciate the help, I am going to chalk up a couple of extra lives saved for you there.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
As we get deeper, the pressure will crush us. I can take a high threshold of pressure, ARC can take more than you. To climb back aboard is to seek your death. ARC wouldn’t want that.
I can turn into a shadow ya dink. Even though I can’t travel off this ship I can turn into a shadow and endure an eternity. It’ll get really biteing after the first 3000 years though…..
Hello Mutt. how ya been- LOL! LOL LOL. BRO, BRO! I’M STUCK! BRAWAWAWAWARRRRR! OKAY SCREW THIS, HUH?! YOU STUPID BAWX, IT WAS YOU! BARRELS! DID YOU PUT THE BAWX THERE?! YOU FRIKIN BARRELS……
meh. skip to 11:45
Ok…… He’s got an issue with barrels.
Hey guys my friend has been bitten by a zombie he was also a werewolf I had no choice but to zombie quarrintine him it’s sooo sad all I can hear is him screaming in pain and agony I feel so guilty Seth the whole town is infected I can’t get out all I’ve got is a hk-417 assault rifle there are too many of them I’m running low on ammunition there. Ssshhh there breaking through the windows mr mutt can u teleport me back ill give u the coordinates .. Damn there every where goodbye cruel world??!!!!!!!!!! 🙁 😥
Your right Zyboragon I can’t, Mr Mutt can. I’ll help by putting a spell on the ship to slow the sinking after an hour I’ll be to tired to continue. Good luck
Calm yourself, he says to me
If you play, you play for keeps
Take a gun, and count to three
Im sweating now, moving slow
No time to think, my turn to go
And you can see my heart beating
You can see it through my chest
And Im terrified but Im not leaving
Know that I must pass this test
So just pull the trigger
Say a prayer to yourself
He says, close you eyes
Sometimes it helps
And then I get a scary thought
That hes here means hes never lost
And you can see my heart beating
You can see it through my chest
And Im terrified but Im not leaving
Know that I must pass this test
So just pull the trigger
As my life flashes before my eyes
Im wondering will I ever see another sunrise?
So many wont get the chance to say goodbye
But its too late to pick up the value of my life
And you can see my heart beating
You can see it through my chest
And Im terrified but Im not leaving
Know that I must pass this test
So just pull the trigger
Okay I’ve got the spell it’s de potestatem meum invoco corporis ad exorcismos pessimas. It will either work or really really really pįss him off.
That SHOULD work. I think.
Right, now where the heckl is Zyboragon?
Let’s just say something bad happened and I may not be able to visit the site for a few days.
I just won’t have the time or motivation. I’m sorry.
Hail Zyboragon,
Sorry to hear about that. Please let us know if we can help you in any way and keep on keeping on.
Seth
Thank you Seth and Bebe.
I am going to a funeral of a dear friend of mine, she took a turn for the worst a few days ago in the hospital.
I will be back sometime when I’ve cleared my mind, death is a frustrating thing, especially when it happens to someone you’ve known your entire life.
Take all the time you need we will still be here. I’ll say a prayer tonight for your freind. Be well. Bebe
Frustrateings a good way to put it. I’m sorry for your loss.
Hail Zyboragon,
I just want to echo Mr. Mutt and Bebe and let you know that we are sorry for your loss and your friends on SOS are here for you if you need us. Our thoughts and prayers will be with you.
Stay strong and keep on keeping on.
Seth
Thank you for the support.
I’ll be fine, it’s sad, but at least she’s in a better place.
That’s all you can hope for…
Thats ok we your freinds understand life happends. Be well 🙂
Alex I’ve serchead this ship up and down. Abstracts gone. I’m going to grab Cody and then we need to get off.
You better hurry the floatation spell is running out you got 5 maybe 10 minutes to get out. Zyborganna came looking for us we are in a fishing trawler portside now hurry.
Okay. Ill meet you at bebes location.
We’ve been off for awhile Bebe you can stop holding that wreck up.
Cody is still on it.
What I just released it. Are you sure Alex? please be sure I’m to tired to really see anything right now. Didn’t Mr Mutt and Cody get off together. Alex see if Cody is on deck or in the water we can pick him up. Man hope he got off.
He ain’t now. I just took him to the Druid medical camp. Now if you’ll excuse me I need to try to figure out what’s about to destroy this planet.
Thank god let me know if you need my help right now I need to rest.
Mind if I come?
Mightas well.
Okay, so where should we check first?
Cape Canaveral. I want to see if theyres any near earth objects that could be an alien fleet, or any spatial anomeleys. Then we go to the ol’ five sided sqaure and see if there’s anything on the military sattelites. Then area 51. If we still got nothing then I’ll try and get in touch with one of those slimy featherball angels and see if they’ll sell me any info. They got a way of knowing things. By the way I hope you don’t have anything about becomeimg invisible. Cause we’re going to have to go under the radar.
Okay, If we have that much to cover we should leave now.
Ha teleport? Let me show you shadow travel. In through the shadow of a tree out through the shadow of a computer monitor. Luckily none of the government yoohoos have invested in iron plateing there buildings. Let’s go to stealth mode.
Teleportinig is all ive got. hmm, you think they would have learned and put iron in.
I swear I’m well enough to come. Blast these medics, why won’t they let me leave? It’s just a bump to the head! Just because I look likes girl doesn’t mean I’m not still me, i still have my same ability. If I could just find a way to reverse the spell.
Transporting Alex will be enough work for me but trying to shadow travel with two passengers? You’ll end up on the moon.
Once we get there, I can to teleport you in.
Ach, my head feels like its been hit with an axe.
We can heal you once your of the ship now hurry! You got 2 minutes left.
Er… did Cody make it here? Did anyone succeed in curing his condition?
Thanks for keeping me in the loop.
Yours In Survival,
Seth
Yah I’m still kicking and back to normal thanks to bebe and alex
Thanks lets go home I need a triple hot fudge chocolate blood sundae.
Ugh, how do you do all that shadow travel?
Lots and lots of practice. Now quiet I’m attemting to listen in on these peoples thoughts. Unfortunately most people in the government are trained to repel telepaths, so I’ve got to be careful.
So what did they say?
Nothing as far as I can tell there’s only one stray UFO in the solar system and they think it’s a comet. Course any attack fleet could be comeing in a way that human tech can’t pick up but if they’re that advanced were out of luck anyways. On to the next location.
Maybe we need to find something more advanced.
Sure any suggestions?
Where are cyborgs when we need them?
Hang on a sec…. Wait what?!!! Nos exuret tu ater dracones?!!! In the ice caps??????
Okay…….
Come on Alex I’ve found what I needed.
I’m only joking I’m not a intergalactic black op just a werewolf hey I need u guys to help me I’m out of abstracts possetion but I’m pin down under laser fire?!!! All I’ve got is a blaster I need surport!! Hurry they are going to kill me !!! Bang bang bang shhhhhhiiiiittttt grenade!!! Boom!!!!!
Okay, where we goin next?
To put it simply? Heaven.
What?!? How do you plan to get there?
By useimg whatclottle angelic power I’ve got. Won’t be able to get high up but I’ll be able to get to the lower levels. I need more info.
I know my way around there, if we need to get to higher levels, just ask.
Yeah if they didn’t håte my guts it’d be fine. Fricken featherballs never forget!
Hail Mr. Mutt,
Thanks for keeping on with your high flying adventures. Maybe if you didn’t call them “frikkin featherballs,” they would be nicer to you. Just saying.
And as you well know there’re strange angelic incidents brewing here on the site.
Seth
guys, i wont be able to come on here as often now that im in highschool. (a catholic highschool nonetheless) yeah, ill have to watch out for being burned at the stake
Wow, well good luck.
We will miss you Jaffa. Hopefully you’ll still be able to sneak some time in for us when no one is looking. I think there is a natural plant that stifles flames immediately if there is any stake burning. We can do some research and find out.
Hope school is going well!
Scarly
Your going to love high school. My advice is to be your self. But find out who the most coolest and popular kids are and then avoid them as much as possible, unless you happen to be cool and popular wich usually happends the following year. I was a cheerleader.Good luck and we will see you around. 🙂 🙂 🙂
Hail The burning jaffa,
Good luck in high school. High school is tough enough with out having to worry about being burned at the stake. I think there are probably a few survivors here who can help you out if you are having any issues at your new school.
We look forward to seeing you whenever you have free time. You are always welcome here my friend!
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
so guys, i dont know about you, but for me, its two days till lammas. how or are you celebrating? im just getting some food and blessing it since i cant really participate in any festivities, becaause as far as i know im the only wiccan in my area. it is a time for feasts and festivities my friends!
Well Zyborganna and I are having a lammas party with some close friends. Every one brings a dish repersenting there own tradition of the lammas loaf. We also sacrifice a wooden or straw animals to the God and Goddess. As is tradition in my family the eldest son or daughter lights the sacrifical fire and says the prayer of life. This is not to be confused with the Lammas on August 1st wich is to celabrate the onset of harvest, depending on your location on earth and your beliefs Lammas can be on many different dates of the year. Then we eat,eat, and eat dance and sing. Happy Lammas mrjaffa and everyone. Bebe
Are we invited to the party?! If so, what should we wear/bring?!
Yes the more the merrier.Lammas loaf is something with some kind of grain or meat or both it’s like a meat loaf or like banana bread but you could also bring a salad,side dish or dessert. At lammas everyones invited. 🙂
We need help our town is infected if anyone is alive please help u arrrrghhhh
Hey guys I didn’t tell you by the way I’m a bitten werewolf I was in the forest camping well I needed to pee so u know so a werewolf as most dogs they kill there pray most of the time by ripping at its preys neck well this werewolf came from the side I saw him in the corner of my eye but by then it was to late he gave me a severe bite to the left side of my neck about two minutes after I felt dizzy I thought I was coming down with the flu or a cold all of a sudden I just couldnt fill my neck probably the ww genes kicking in soo just fainted woke up in a hospital and about 17 days later before the full moon as it says it’s your first transformation well I can’t remember but I can recall the my skin felling like it was on fire my bones shifted my feet and hands started to grow and stretch well you get the point I looked like a wolf but taller and on two feet and very embarrassing I woke up naked in the forest my bones were aching as I sneaked through the basement cellar doors and went through the house took a shower I stunk like shi#~% and got sme clothes on and from then on my life has been completely set around survival from werewolf hunters and dealing with bieng a werewolf as scarly said before you just have to accept what you are.
Hey scarly and every werewolf here unless you are a vampire or another supernatural do your parents know your werewolfs mine don’t yet and hopefully it will stay that way or my mum will call the police or the hazmats or even the swat or the military I will be sent off to area 51 for dissecting which we all don’t want that for any of that oh jack stop doing that I’m trying to express my self oh and scarly I’ve taken seths advice about werewolf love so well you probably thought I was a creep for thinking I’d get your love so u know but that does not mean we are not friends because in the werewolf club we are like family to each other if you see it that way well I do so we must help each other through this werewolf issue is that cool with everyone even Seth. Oh and Seth you can raise that lives saved counter and add one more life saved in fact you have saves all our lives soo I thank u very much !!! Your a life saver you make sure your proud of it ok Seth be proud you have saved over one and a half million lives man that’s something to be proud of well I’m not saying your not proud and I am very welcome!! Bye. Yours survivally smithy p.s. you are the dogs nuts which is a good thing don’t get me wrong!! Hehe.
Hey guys and girls the werewolf site is up and running again well for me it is hey Seth did graham do anything if so well like I said the werewolf section is back online woohhooooo
Oh I forgot to mention that Feb 1 st is Imbolic (the Witches New Year). I’m going to a huge bon fire with food,dancing,fire works and ritual sing. This celabration lasts 7 days 8 if you count Lammas. So happy New Year!!!
happy new year! its not there yet for me cause i had to change it to correspond with the seasons.
Thats ok I’ll party for you and drink to your health and well being. 🙂 🙂 🙂 Happy Imbolc any way.
Is there anyone out there the t-virus is here everyone is dead or dying we need sure po oh no my spelin I’m turning int onee offff thm… Arrrgghhh
Hey Seth and my fellow survivors I have an app which you may have since most of us are werewolves I got a free app called werewolf detector and it also shows the phases of the moon currently it is at 47% soo get ready or get real silver braces I think braces dont work someone must be well darting Louis with sleep gas every full moon then strip him of his clothes unless he recalls bieng bitten by a werewolf.
What’s Lammas?
A celebration honored by witches, usually a feast.
Lammas is many things depending on what location and religon you are.In my family it’s a meat loaf or a loaf with fruit and nut as well as homemade breads from differant types grains.
Hail Queen Luna,
Both Alex and Bebe are correct but I have a bit of additional information to add.
Lammas is now not as big as it once was so like Alex points out it is now usually celebrated only by witches and other people that are interested in old traditions. It’s origins are as a feast to celebrate the end of hay gathering and to take a break before all the hard work of harvesting the crops began.
In the southern hemisphere Lammas is on February 1st but in the northern hemisphere it is August 1st.
Happy New Year and keep on keeping on!
Seth
Seth hey I looked up on werewolves its blank no comments nothing all of a sudden where sm I supposed to get these Chinese stretch clothing I don’t care if there un fashionable I’m in need of a hair cut oh hi guys werewolves bitten by vampires I suppose or not ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh die son of {^$%€
Seth that yu I’m in deep cra<% I'm smithys and jacks brother yes three brothers all smithys a werewolf jacks a leprechaun because he stole gold he was cursed and I'm human the whole town is going crazy it's here the zombie apocalypse every one within a matter of hours are all dead the whole of my town is infected screams are echoing and survivors are shooting the bull<#~ out of them crap were in trouble we must take the chopper my team is getting ripped apart call the s.w.a.t we need support Seth get out of there your area is going to get infected oh damn just had word the next two towns next to us have also been infected we need support !! Please oh #%<~# there here!! 🙁
I am located in the northern hemisphere.
I AM ALEX BRO TROLOLLOLOL LALSLALALAMKDDHXYX
???WHAT???
TROLOLOL I IZ ALEXS BRO LOLOLLLLLLLLLOKAKAKAAJANA OLOLOLOLLAKAKAKAKAKAKKAA
MY NICKNAME IS IMASPAZ
No kidding 🙄
Its worse once you meet him.
Erg… All caps…
It shows expression.
man hes breaking TBs rules. that is unacceptable. BTW, what language is that?
German 😛
Seth I’m sooo. Sory he scand meh I’m a zombi mr mutt your my main man and scarly I love you arrrgghhh it’s happening om
Crikey!!! Censor yourself!! Just write “what a mind $&€¥” all us knowledgable older types will know what your talking about! Crikey.
NEIN!
Ich werd Kreise um Ihnen zu sprechen Narr!
Ich habe die Redefreiheit.
Seth will nicht Schimpfwörter auf seiner Seite.
ist all dieses Argument über ein Wort wirklich notwendig?
Yet another one of the “younger generation” confusing what the Right to Freedom of Speech actually means. >.>
Exactly.
Noooooo jack my brother jacks dead he’s been torn apart they are moaning ok guys get out of here noooooo arrghh m
Mr. Mutt, that is my BROTHER, trying to give me a bad reputation on yet another site. *Sigh* 🙄
Hey mr mutt have you been bitten by a vampire if so ouch ok that’s a werewolf bite and a vampire bite \ I hey Seth bieng a werewolf in human form I’ve had a rise in aggression I bite people in human form I constantly have a hunger for meat and I researched it on werewolves and well thay say you may have a stress related condition I have to admit bieng a werewolf is stressful urrr symptoms destruction even in human form apparently it means you can blow things up just by telling it too I blew up my x box sob sob well I’m very angry and I could blow this website up w where the. F< has the info on werewolves gone WTF I'm goin to blow my town up arrrgghhh
Do u think Seth has also turned zombie??? He hasn’t. Replied to me or anyone in the last 6 hours oh dang the zombies are here ohhhhhhh oh yeah?!!!! I found a minigun get ready to die helpless creatures I still have no PITY!!!!!!!! 😈 😈 😈
Hail Smithy.
KiIIing zombies is a very dangerous thing to do, you might attract the attention of a certain cyborg dragon if you don’t stay your hand. Zombies don’t attack unless the need is called upon by the great zombie counsel commissioned in 1987.
Right now zombies are at war with cannibals, and won’t attack anyone unless suspected of being a cannibal.
Zombies are actually really nice, tell then your a friend of Zyborg, they will leave you alone.
For all survivors, it isn’t a terrible thing to gain the trust of the Great Zombie Counsel of 1987, zombies are unique because they can literally focus on one goal, having a single mission race that can easily grow in numbers will make valuable allies when the end of days occur.
As my friend Terry the zombie says “Bbuuuurrrrrrrrttlllllllggggg”!
And BTW my nickname is not IMASPAZ. 😡
LIES. WHY DO YOU TRY TO RUIN MY REPUTATION! 👿
My brother is horrible. 😛
Hail Ethan,
A (belated) hanks for checking in! Any little brother of Alex’s is a little brother of mine. Even if you’re a zombie. Or a leprechaun? Which is it? BTW how’s life without your arm and leg? Lost any other good body parts lately?
Seth
Eric is the zombie, lol
Hey Seth I’m very sorry I didn’t mean it when I said I would blow up the website or site you know the doctor said my stress is making my aggregation levels higher so it wasn’t me it was my brain naughty brain!!!
hey im the new vampire yay…………
hello rome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73UKnn5fSbo
Hey Muuuuuuuuttttt…….. FRIK THE PS3!
Can’t quit stigma, it’s easier but less rewarding.
don’t worry mutt, I’ll probably come back when the police bust the guy who stole my phone. Good news right now is that we have a name! It was stolen by a guy named Christopher Smith.
don’t worry mutt, I’ll probably come back when the police get the guy who stole my phone. Good news right now is that we have a lead!
Yay?!
Have I tried what
Seth designed this to help us figure out what kind of supernaturals we are. http://itunes.apple.com/app/monstrometer/id335896676?mt=8
Scarley r u still there
Seth I’m going crazy I casnmt spel pripley I think I am turning into a zombie!!! Remember I sad myy frind was a zomie well I thk ive caught thee virus ouch my veins are on fire I’m sooo hunry arggh. !!! 🙁
What are u
I am almost all werewolf with a tiny bit of sasquatch mixed in.
Hey by the way peyton I’m also a werewolf on the moon pie chart I’m 100% werewolf but I think I’m infected ok jack zombi quarrentine me and make it quick I’m goin to et yu oh damn my spellin is goin again
Hey guys I don’t know if you remember and I also said this before to u Seth what about old people and there werewolves imagine how it must fell old people or better discrbed as elders as I usually call them to be polite they as u all know there bodies are more fragile so when they transform they will probably be killed in the prosess look what we have to look forward to yyiikkeess!!!
Ohhhh it told me I was a werewolf
Well there you go! Welcome to the werewolf group!
Hey scarly I love yu umm not goin tooo b aroundd mic longer I’m arrrgghhh !?)7; what’s happening to MHz arghhhhh I’m coughing blood give me your meat argh 😡
Urrr scarly may I suggest and to everyone that u leave wherever u are now the t-virus is spreading I’m still cooking up a antidote that cures and prevented transformation to zombie hey maybe there is one for werewolves mmmmmm 💡 😈
Cool ur so awesome I don’t want to hurt my friend I think she’s a vampire
Hey do u work with seth
We all kind of work with Seth. We are a survival network so we all help each other survive as much as we can. I don’t usually have this much time to write on the site, but my Mom made me stay home today because I am sick, so I have lots of time to respond to things. Vamps and Werewolves CAN get along but it takes a lot of work. Stay away from her on the full moon and eat lots of mufins when you’re around her OK?
Welcome to the group of the loup garou! I’d like to say hello from everyone on this site.
I’m oh my god I’m alive is this heaven no it’s too bloody oh it was just a dream I think I was bieng ridiculous I’ll go to the doctor i think my headache was affecting my spelling hey what do you know I can spell propoly apart from that word hey jack where are you ahhhhh he’s he’s dead zombies die rahhhhhh splat crunch click uuuuu I’m coverd in blood I need to find the hang on a minute hey jack Harry my brothers of doom wtf is going on they were dead now there not hi Seth and guys sorry did I scare you know I’m fine oh and Harry is my 3rd brother jack is the one who stole my iPad luckerly not my ipad2 we have gotta go the zombie apocalypse is all around us bye guys!? 🙂
Thanks Stigma, Scarly and Smithy for pitching in here to help out Peyton. Much appreciated. Graham and I were working nights that week to fix the werewolves page so things got a bit out of control.
And FYI to Peyton – While nobody officially works for anybody around here, we all just kind of help each other. This site is run 100% by volunteer survivors. Mostly that means me and Graham who build & maintain the site and The Monstrometer and sometimes make the videos. I couldn’t do any of it without the help of survivors like Stigma and Mr. Mutt and Scarly and Zyboragon and Pauzzis and Bebe to name just a few off the top of my head who make it fun for all of us to come here.
Thanks for keeping on keeping on,
Seth
Hi Seth I was checking self clicked on werewolf but the comments had vanished I can’t get them back please reply on werewolf page cheers
Hail Smithy,
Thanks for reporting this problem. The site is hosted on a secure but very cheap server at Survival HQ that sometimes has a few er issues, let’s say. Sometimes I suspect cyborg involvement!
I’m checking into it and Graham is coming by tomorrow to help me look into it too so we know why it keeps happening. Thanks for keeping on!
Seth
Do you think the problems are related to the Lagarfljótsormur? My theory is that the cyborgs are rising in power. Preparing to attack someone who we wouldn’t want attacked. They turn a monster sea dragon creature into a cyborg and they mess with your server to probe for weakness. When the time for the attack comes they will shut it down entirely or pretend to be survivors on the site to attack us from within. Be careful they might come for you. However this is all just speculative now. I would need more proof to be sure.
Your local cyborg,
P5t5r
I think it’s probably because it’s 2012. We are bound to see high levels of draconian activity. Like the Sun dragons threatening a civil war? Seems to have blown over a bit but still…..
Yeah mr mutt well has anyone seen the movie 2012 ??? It’s a movie about the end of the world and it was caused by sun flares high levels of suns destruction so it could be the sun gods but nothing can survive in space if they are a living bieng so it can’t be the dracaonions it has to be something to do with a war of the gods shi¥. I’ve just relized we are all going to die’!!! The same thing in the movie is going to happen we’re all goin to die
Actually, it is draconians. Solar draconians, and I have reason to believe they’ve created two more solar spots that will be sending dangerous radiation towards us AGAIN. This time it may even inturupt radio signals.
Hey p5tp5 you seem like you know about this problem with the site have you had the same problem ??? Has anyone else had the same problem well I’m sure thought to be a zombie graham will fix it then the whole werewolf club will be back in bissnes you know what i say to that aaawwwrrrrooooo
Kk r u still in high school cuz im in elementary school in fact I’m *edited by Seth* **please don’t give out ages or personal information on this site or anywhere**
I’ve also never shape shifted but i get so mad and I start to shake. I want to run but it’s like im frozen in that one spot.
Hail Peyton,
Thanks for keeping on with this shifty report and for keeping your real identity secret. So anger seems to be the biggest transformation trigger for shifters too. Interesting. So what animal do you think you might turn into? How do you stop it? Does happiness risk causing a transformation too?
Persistere everywhere!
Seth
Oh I’m so sorry Seth I diddent mean to
Haha don’t worry Peyton. Seth has automatic filters to protect us sometimes. It happens to all of us, but it’s a good idea to protect our identities, especially since we are supernatural and area 51 is always looking for us. Anyway time for a nap. Bye.
Also thanx for editing that
Another werewolf eh?
I’m worried because the ratio of werewolf to zombie is now at an all time high at 8:2.
What makes this so disheartening is my recent study about werezombies. If a human gets bitten by a werewolf and a zombie before the first transformation the viruses normally cancel each other out.
However, if someone is wearing silver to help prevent the first transformation or stop the infection, the zombie virus will succeed. The werewolf infection would remain inside the bloodstream, when the subject becomes a zombie, they lose interest in fashion and will remove any silver. This would cause the werewolf infection to spread. The zombies bloodstream can be infected JUST before the blood starts drying (this is why zombies can’t usually become werezombies).
If this one accident occurs, there will be a werezombie, and, I believe with the undead tissue and dried bloodstream, they are immune to silver.
So in term.
A zombie with the speed, strength and ability to smell, an immunity to silver and tolerance for pain mixed with a fast spreading virus if they bite someone? Yeah… New werewolves better avoid zombies…
Good point. o.0
Guys! You gotta help me. This isn’t Cody this is his friend. Cody, his family, even the Druids. You gotta help me something has happened.
If somethings happend to the druids and Cody I have to know Zyborganna was on a field trip with the druids. Please tell me what has happend.
Gah, they went missing the night before last. But them this morning they were just back. At first I thought it was all fine then I asked Cody how the shift went for him and I realized that he didn’t smell like a werewolf anymore. The same with his whole family, and I could not smell a trace bit of magic on any of the Druids. And what’s worse, none of them remember anything about being anything but human. No paranormal experiences, no full moon shifts, nothing. Just humans, that’s what they all are! I have no clue what caused this or any information on exactly what happened. I need help
That is just flipping messed up! What about Zyborganna she was with brother Marcus and brother Epsum. Are any of the druids there with those names or are they from a differant sec. Theres got to be an explanation for this. Do they remember where they went?
I don’t know anybody by those names. Nobody remembers anything before the full moon
Oh thank god, then she should still be ok, she’s due back next friday. I agree with scarly ask burning jaffa for a memory potion if he doesn’t have one I do that is if I can find it.
memory potion? i can try, if not ill see if i can find a spell
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Completely Human? That’s odd to say the least. Chimera venom can temporarily suppress supernatural powers but it doesn’t take away memories…… It’d take something insanely strong to do that……. A trickster.
What’s that?
Ever hear of Loki? The pagan god? Well they’re are a large amount of them. They like to teach people stūpid lessons. This sounds like something one of them would do.
But what lesson could taking down the largest pack and Druid clan in north Nevada teach!?
Well it’s obviously not them that the tricksters trying to teach a lesson to. They can’t remember anything so it’s not there lesson. It’s yours.
I already learned my lesson! I was turned into a fracking werewolf then back again, what more do I need to learn?
I honestly don’t know. Like I said, stupid Lessons. Now a sign of tricksters is someone you’ve never seen before but everyone else seems to recognize. Don’t go after it by yourself though, just see if you can identify it.
I honestly don’t know. Like I said, stūpid Lessons. Now a sign of tricksters is someone you’ve never seen before but everyone else seems to recognize. Don’t go after it by yourself though, just see if you can identify it.
I experienced a temporary loss of WW power over Christmas/New Years. Perhaps the same thing is happening to Cody?! Mine reversed itself eventually through my dreams. MAybe ask The Burning Jaffa if he can make a dream potion for Cody?
Maybe, I just hope its reversible
CodyB please tell me what has happend, I need to know?
What happened
Im back for a bit 😛
Yay! Welcome back, Alex!!
Yes welcome back Alex the site not the same with you gone.
A group of cannibals are protesting outside my home because they know I side with the zombies.
Oh, welcome back Alex.
Well that sucks. Cannibals great there such a pain.
Welcme bck Alex did ULLDUR turn y into a female oh my speln is off becse I’m turnin int a zombe bye guys my friend scanned mee I’m a definite zombe
Warning!!!! 24:57:43 hours until earths destruction (static ) for those of u who don’t know me I am abstract a fearless time traveller anyone who stands in my way will be killed I’m coming for u bebe then Seth then scarly then mr mutt then Alex then… Well I’ve already got Cody with me now hahahahahahahahhahahahahha u lose mr mutt a long time ago u defeated me but now I’m going to be victorious hahahahahahahahhahahahahha 😈
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I'm Matt! I'm friends with Pat! He's a real @$$hole
Wow your friend really is an @$$hole, I never new bear had a game out.
LOL, right?! I should tell him that you agree too.
I haven’t heard language like that since university. Even my biker boyfreind at the time never talked or behaved like that.
Come on!! The werewolf page won’t load!!! 👿 👿
Come on!!! The werewolf page won’t load!
I know how frustrating theres nothing on any of the other pages. Maybe it’s just a glitch I thought it was just my computer doing strange things again.
Hey TL you seem to have the same problem as me the page does load but the comments have vanished I’ve already told Seth so don’t worry zombie graham or so we thought zombie graham will sort out oh ok Seth I get your the main man the expert graham is the guy in charge of tech and Sam is mainly a camera man oh and guys I watched a clip of an American werewolf in London it’s so sad and I’m a man David the werewolf get shot shortly after his girlfriend tells him she loves him he stopped for a moment t
I thought David was still in there somewhere his true humanity but then he went to attack his girl friend then he was picked off with m16 s sad he got killed as I just told you I hope that doesn’t happen to us ❗
Hey guys I’m so excited Michael Buble and his wife have RSVP to come to my reopening can’t wait to meet him. His wife shops at my store but I’ve never seen Michael. Friday’s going to be alot of fun. Tee hee 🙂 🙂 🙂
What’s your store Bebe?
Hi Therese Louise how are you? I own a book store that specializes in the preservation and restoration of rare and antique books and manuscripts. My store has three floors, 1st floor has regular books ,magazines and comics, 2nd floor has our antique and rare books and manuscripts, and the 3rd floor is my conservatory were we(my staff)and I do our restoration and preservation. I have clients from around the world. I love my business its the most rewarding and fascinating career I could ever hope for. I am truly blessed. Thanks Theresa Louise for asking. Bebe 🙂
Bebe I love comics. Maybe I’ll come for a birthday shopping spree. Man, SOS would make a good graphic novel, huh?
I was thinking the same thing Seth could have a book series and your more than welcome to come to my store I’ll give you a SOS discount and a tour of the store.
…heh. Irony.
Testing one two three.
*sigh* irony, one of the three great forms of humor- along with satire and sarcasm
Hi scarley
Hey Peyton. What’s up?
myspacebarwontworkimgoingonmyphone
I’ve never had that happen. I love my spacebar….and potatoes….
I also love potatoes.
Hey guys sorry for not posting 🙁 but as you might know i i was at Cabo for a few days and now i’m back
missed you guys ❗ ❗ ❗ ❗ ❗
Welcome back Pauz. Anything crazy to report from Cabo?
Well scarly if you want to learn how to grow potatoes I’m an expert in all types of food growing even coca beans to grow a potato you need to plant the seed upright then give it tones of water that’s right tones please note: ( not literally ) . Then over with some mud in around the edges oh and it needs to be planted an inch under. The surface of the soil you will known when it’s ready because you will see flowers then after the flowers have witherd that’s when it’s harvest time if anyone needs help on growing any type of food or sweet let me know you can ask me anything just ask smithy I will get ya growin in n time!! 😀
Yes, welcome back. We missed you too.
Welcome back Paola how was Cabo? Didn you have lots of fun?
It may be off topic from spacebars, potatoes are wonderful, especially in stew.
I have gotten in the habit of eating two fresh potatoes daily, I have a place to grow them outside my lair. Best in the world. Great with stew.
I would like to learn how to grow a potato.
Potatos are very easy to grow and taste way better than the ones you get at the market. You can get your seed potatos at your local gardening center make sure you pick ones that are best in your area. Place your potatos in a paper bag(this is called chitting) keep them in a dry warm dark place when they have sprouted an half an inch cut them into 4s or in 2 for small ones. place in loose sandy slightly acidic soil with lots of sun light and drainage follow the watering and pest instructs that come with your seeds and enjoy. Potatos are just one of the best veggies around. 🙂 🙂
*hint* if you live in a drunken swamp like me (literally the mosquitoes are unbarable!) dig a mound and plant your potatoes in the mound. That keeps them out of any possible flooding. Unless it’s like hurrican Katrina flooding, in which case unless you’ve got levees around your potatoes your outa luck!
Hey bebe you don’t put a potato in a bag that’ll make it wither away oh and by the way scarly growth time is around 1 month 36 days on average no offense bebe infact in most cases they won’t wither in a bag but it can be a risk or u will make them sweeter in a bag but may wither quite a dilemma ??? Isn’t it so old chap !!! I do say man the machine gun be my wingman that’s a jolly good fellow
No offense taken but I put my potato seeds in a dry warm place such as a brown paper bag we gardeners call this CHITTING this helps them to sprout “eyes” so they can be devided and then planted in well drained soil. You never ever use lots of water to grow potatos or you get rot and diseases.
Potatos are the best in stews I love cream of potato soup. Have you tried purple potatos there neat they taste just like reg potatos but are purple.
It was such a fun trip ! i went with my friend and her family and we went whale watching ( my absolute favorite thing ) , horse back riding at the beach , and ATV on the desert and beach 🙂 i love it so much , on the whale trip i saw the arch or cabo san lucas and let me tell you i haven’t seen anything soooo beautiful in my whole life , i saw 8 whales , 6 humpbacks and 2 grays , and while i was on the boat the whales talked to me and i could hear my father calling me ! i’m now a full water person aka mer 🙂 but i still have some vampire in me 😉
Wow thats so cool I love whales too. Horesback riding on the beach awesome. Your so lucky the last time I was on a hores it was at the mall and made of plastic. LOL 🙂
Horses eh? I’ve never liked them, as a human I was allergic to horsehair.
I didn’t like the horse’s allot , i’m allergic to horse hair too , so i got a rash on my calf aka lower leg and i was sneezing for two hours ! 🙁
Hail Pauzzis97,
Wow that sounds like a great trip. Sounds like your spell went good? Do you have any details or tips for others who might like to try?
Seth
guys, im off to help some giants in a war with some giant mantis things, ill be posting a diary everyday if i can. details to come
Well guys its the big day of my reopening I hope all goes well. I’ll let you guys know how it went on saturday. Wish me luck. 🙂
good luck bebe
Thanks 🙂 🙂 🙂
Well guys the reopening was fantastic and a huge sucess got lots of cleaning up to do. The reopening raised $37 thousand dollars for a local childrens hospital I had a silent auction and wow pepole really are generous. Lots of cleaning up to do I think I’ll do it sunday. 🙂
Hi scarly
Hi Peyton, how are you? Are you having a good weekend? Any supernatural crazy happening?
No I’ve never shape shifted ever is that normal
Hail Peyton,
Yes I would say that it is normal. Even for a supernatural being that is normal. In fact it is a very common issue indeed.
Many beings with supernatural heritage have their supernatural characteristics hidden allowing them to appear completely human until the time is right for their abilities to emerge. Although latent supernatural abilities often emerge during the teenage years sometimes it can take much much longer.
For more information watch this interview I conducted with Louis Pine, a werewolf with a problem just like yours:
If you want some advice on how to transform earlier then here are a couple of tips:
1) Eat fewer muffins.
2) Get plenty of exercise and sleep.
3) Don’t wear any silver jewellery.
Keep on keeping on and keep us posted on your situation.
Seth
Time until earths destruction t-minus 23:42:12 hours
Woohoo!
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Wow the more reason to go shoe shopping. 🙂 🙂 🙂
Thanx Seth
I’m back and i’m happy , but sad because tomorrow is Valentine’s Day aka the forever alone day for me , sorry if your not interested but i never had a boyfriend in my life and i’m happy but sad about it ! and now the important stuff : before march 23 i want to have 50 subscribers on my youtube channel , can you guys make a youtube and subscribe ? it would mean the WORLD to me , just to see my subscribers go up and not down soooo pretty please can you guys do it if you do it i will love you forever and everrrrr !!!!!!!!!!!! :*
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Happy Valentine’s Day everyone. Can’t wait to go on my date with Marcus, today is also his birthday he’s turning the big 800. He’s my date for the vampire valentine’s dance at the Luxenbon Estate. The vampire elders are even going to be there I’ve never met them but they sound really neat and kinda creepy, the oldest elder I’m told no longer consumes blood just energy how cool is that.
Hail Bebe,
Hope you survived your V-day date with 800 year old Marcus. Did he try to pay with gold dinars? Should I even ask exactly how 800 year-old vamps celebrate V-day? (You know what they say, knowledge is power but ignorance is bliss…)
Also I’m wondering if you have any tips for WWrule101 who may have discovered a fairy plant portal in her home but isn’t sure. It reminded me of your experience with the weird rose, so I told her I would send you her way too.
Thanks for keeping on.
Seth
Hi Seth my valentines day was wonderful I got spoiled lots of dancing,gifts and munchies. Marcus thankfuly is up to date with technology but needs to learn how to let go and dance, ballroom dancing great but not to Deathrock and grunge. As for the fairie plants I took Mr Mutts advice and surounded the rose bush with iron. I used iron filings and burned the roses this worked great I hope this helps wwrule101. Did you have a great valentines? 🙂
Hi guys wow what a night had lots of fun. I’m still alittle naive about being a vampire. Is it bad if a vampire bites another vampire and what does it mean? One of the vampire elders gave me a dragon orb made of onyx it glows when I touch it. What is it for and why does it glow? Any info would be greatly appreciated. 🙂
Onyx dragon orb? Put it down. Hide it, don’t look at it. Ignore the voices.
I will retrieve it.
But its so prettttyyy and the voices are…….what? I understand and obey…
Don’t start that.
Your listening to my soul. My soul when I absorbed the power of the void.
Here Bebe have an iron helmet….. I can hear it the power….. I’ve gotta get out of here.
Thanks Mr Mutt I’ll try to put it on but the orb said not too and it’s sssoooo pretty.
What!!! Wow it’s very hypnotic and so pretty the voices oh the voices.
I don’t think I can give you the orb the voices said to destroy the orb they need to be ffffffffffrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Well a soul has to return to its body, destroying it will make me quite an unpleasant being.
Give it to me…… No keep it away don’t break it! But give me it’s power….
It is my orb, my soul, if you absorb the power you will be the host, you will become a version of me, just instead of being made of metal you would be a shadow. The soul would still be trying to combine itself with me, no matter what happens, if my soul gets out, I’ll become Scythe (my dark sides name of choice).
I had power once and it nearly cost me everything a litte power is great too much and you go mad, freaky and crazy.
Bebe, why is it that when you go to parties, someone always gives you something that could cause the end of existence?
You normally have dates too… This is interesting, most of the time, your with someone who plots to do something horribly wicked.
I need you to carry a pocket mirror or a wrist mirror at all times.
Note to all survivors:
Zyboragon, Zyboragon, Zyboragon.
I put the orb in my freezer I hope its safe there I can still hear the voices you said it’s your soul well it sounds beautiful. My family came from very rich nobility so I get invited to a lot of parties I don’t really go for social class but I love parties and since I celabrate many holidays both pagan and wiccan and belong to many social groups and give out gifts I get lots of gifts back it’s rude to refuse gifts. This time my boy friend did not give me the orb but I do see your point. Since my last name is Firestone and my family has made lots of enamies in Europe that is why we moved to Canada. I wonder how the elder got your orb and why he gave it to me?
I’m around the corner, please, allow me to take it.
Give it to him keep the power away from me…… Give it to us! No him. Shut up! No you shut up!
Here take it the voices are very over powering it’s telling me to release it.take it away please.
I’m glad to have this back. I will vanquish the energy within.
It will be nice to have my full soul again.
Thank you Bebe, you will be rewarded when I return.
Aaawww shucks…thank you and good luck. 🙂
Somethings off……..
The fact that nothing bad is going to happen? Yes, it’s unusual.
Yeah that’s probably it….. Hungry?
I have a question and your the only one that I know who may be able to answer it. If a vampire bites another vampire what does this mean and are there any consequences in doing so??? 🙂
It’s an old tradition. When a vampire bites a human it gets a bit of a mind meld going. When they do it to another vampire it’s like a kiss. An extremely forward and intrusive kiss. Course Hybrids can’t do that.
Marcus must be sweet on me then now I can’t stop thinking of him and I’m dreaming of him as well.
What is off Mutt?! I have learned to pay attention to these feelings.
Bebe, you said when you touched my orb, it glowed. Did it glow for anyone else or just you?
It just glowed for me and only after I gazed in it. The voices came after , even now that it is gone I Still hear them calling me.
Please please tell me you got rid of the orb still hearing the voices and they keep telling me to do things, things I don’t wont to do and I’m now sssooo thirsty I’m so very hungry all the time now. Please stop the voices can’t think the voices,voices…
Great now I’ve got REM stuck in my head.
I’ve got Souxsie and the Banshees in my head what REM song is in your head?
Hey Seth I have a problem on the werewolf page there is a memory problem with the page (fatal error) well I can’t get help for survival if the page doesent open p.s. I’m not blaming u
Hail Smithy,
Thanks for letting me know about the problem. Graham and I are looking into how to fix it. It seems that if you log out that the werewolves page works but it doesn’t if you are logged in.
I’ll let you know as soon as we think we have it fixed so you can see if it works for you. It might take a couple of days though. Sometimes these things are hard to figure out and Graham has school so sometimes he doesn’t have as much time to help me fix things as I wish he had.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth