Probably the biggest threat posed by the preternaturally hot modern Vampires is the threat to your ego.
I’m talking about the damaging cycle of self-doubt you experience trying to date one. Don’t I smell good enough for her? What if she reads my thoughts right now when I’m thinking about picking my nose? Why is she acting like she just wants to just suck me dry? Can’t she see how eternally fascinating I could be?
But hey that’s just me. I’m a man on the rebound so maybe my perspective is a little skewed. If dating a vampire isn’t YOUR ultimate survival fantasy then you are advised to:
1. Beware their sexy hypnotic gaze – avoid eye contact!
2. Beware their sexy hypnotic bodies – don’t look!
3. Beware their sexy hypnotic voices – don’t listen!
4. Beware their sexy hypnotic marriage proposals. Think of how long FOREVER means to a vampire!
Failed on #1 – 4? CONGRATULATIONS. Lucky! Have fun but please try to recall all those safer sex tips from health class because your Vampire lover’s 19th Century high school curriculum DEFINITELY missed out on that part.
~~~IF YOU ARE A VAMPIRE~~~
Congratulations! Many consider vampires the penultimate survivors! Eternal life AND good looks – what more could you ask for? Socially acceptable nourishment needs? Look no further! On November 7, a team of scientists led by vampire Dr. Mick Bhatia discovered how to turn skin cells into blood cells just by manipulating a few proteins. No more snacking on squirrels and purse puppies! A fully viable liquid food source for ethical vampires may be mere moments away. (See it here at http://sethonsurvival.com/survival-news/vampire-researchers-make-blood-from-human-skin)
Of course there are still a few things to remain aware of as a vampire. Sunlight for one. The *we sparkle in sunlight!* campaign appears to be flaming out. While the sparklers had a good run, the facts are that while some younger and part vampires do in fact sparkle, the majority of older and full vampires still go up in flames when exposed to direct sunlight without magical or technological intervention. This is about more than sunscreen. If you’re thinking of going vampire and you don’t have your own Day Walker ring yet, it’s time to invest. Finding a certified Day Walker ring is even more important than finding a vampire willing to change you. Don’t even consider one without the other. Valuable information about these rings is found in the comments below. Meanwhile vampire engineers and architects work overtime to design safer sun-proof vehicles and buildings.
Finally, let’s talk about your vampire thrall. Vampires need to be very careful (and considerate) when they are turning on the thrall power. I’m not just talking about dating etiquette here. Aiming your hypnotic eye mojo on some poor mortal sucker might seem like a great way to get free blood and donuts but the consequences can be devastating for both parties. Thrall-sick love slaves who are repeatedly denied your dark gift will eventually go insane 99.99% of the time. And who do you think they turn on first? So please. If you can’t control it yet, keep your tractor beam behind protective sunglasses, even at night.
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Dominic: Just following tradition your now marked Your sister Vee may have luded us but you wont. Nice necklace my brothers soul could not be in better hands.
Bebe: Why cant I get away from you?
Dominic:I’m older and stronger and now that I’ve bittin you your will and soul is mine. A witches blood is powerful but a vampire/witch is very powerful.
I have fought and defeated two of your brothers. Why do you think your so different?
Dominic: I’m king of all these loyal vampires can you take on 700 besides Bebe is now under my thrall she will complete what her sister did not.
Bebe: You bas#red!
Dominic: Gaurds remove him we have a ritual to do. Bebe come!
Bebe:NO can’t control legs. Let me go!!!
Dominic: Bebe back behind this wall it’s time to become queen.
Bebe:Just get it over with!
I really wish you hadn’t made those guards take me. They could have lived long healthy lives. Hybrids!!!! Attack!!! And now Domnic time for me to perform a ritual. The ritual of Vampire slaying.
Dominic: Loyal supjects let the sluaghter begin.
Bebe: Let go now!
Dominic: Run faster the panic rooms up ahead and stop struggling (sigh).
Bebe: PUT ME DOWN!!!
Dominic: He Hee this is fun!!!
Dominic I can follow you any where. I suggest that you release my friend.
Dominic: Never! your no match for me. Narc take Bebe and go to the panic room.
It’s An Iron panic room of course.
Ice: I’ve got this.
Me: are you sure?
Ice: iron has less of an effect on me than on you.
Me: then I’ve got Dominic.
I’ll get Bebe and Narc. *disappears before your eyes*
Narc: To late she’s look in good thing to now she wont try to feed of you.
Dominic:Fool just get him.
Narc: Yes sire
Bebe: Narc stop look at me!
Narc: Shut up and get in there every one will safe from you in there.
Bebe: What safe from me??? What are you talking about?
Narc: You’ll see. 🙂
*I come out of the ring* God I love this power. My gauze is still on correctly right? Ok. Now I wouldnt walk in here Narc. Bebe! You need to hide use that strength and bend some of the melting metal. Now for Narc *starts to remove gauze* you might wanna duck. *light starts to stream off of me*
Narc: Duh how youd do tat
Bebe: Hurry Supreme Fire. (Looks at him sideways) You are starting to look tasty. OMG did I just say that?
Bite me and I will personally guarantee your d€ath. Now DUCK *I unwrap my bandages except my legs. Walls start to become molten Iron.* I can’t cure you but I know your there and I am willing to save BEBE not queen Bebe. Now come on!
Dominic: You know I do have your spell book Supreme Fire gave it to Bebe when every one thought you where dead lets try them on you.
By the order of the great council of wizards and by the power granted me by the great one I order the book the burn. *fire jumps from me and torches the book turning it into a pile of ashes. Tears start to roll down my cheeks as I press on using what magic I can remember to telekinetically bring Bebe with me.* some of the worlds unknown spells…… Lost forever *I start to run tears running down my cheeks.*
Did tou just…. Did you just… Oh my god.
Yes Alex I did… The worlds spells… All gone.
*I appear beside seemingly from the ring. In a whisper so Dominic has to get closer* I suggest you let her go. Or I will unwrap these bandages.
Dominic: Do you really think I would come here unperpared these rings make us fire proof my version of the daywalker ring.
Bebe:(picks up stake knife from table stabs him)
Dominic: Nice one my love I gave my heart away to the devil.(pushes Supreme Fire and runs past )
Bebe: No let go! OMG my teeth there’s now two sets upper and lower.
Dominic: Welcome my queen we must get to the panic room run faster.
Bebe: Drop dead.
Dominic: Already have my love now stop struggling.
let me out! Getting hungry need blood. Oh sh*t! Whats happening to me? Sssssssssssooooooooo thirsty need to fffeeeeedd.
Bite me and I will personally guarantee your death. Now DUCK *I unwrap my bandages except my legs. Walls start to become molten Iron.* I can’t cure you but I know your there and I am willing to save BEBE not queen Bebe. Now come on!
Bebe:Thank you Supreme Fire
Dominic: Yes thank you we have to go now Bebe lets go now
Bebe:Must feed.
Dominic: We will now lets go.
Ok I don’t know the situation and what your actual plans are. So I am going to offer the peacefully version first. If you are going to take over the world please think twice. I can offer you a brand new way to feed and if it will stop you from controlling the world I promise I will find a way to undo the fireflower and I will offer myself as a source of food. That is my peacefully solution if you don’t follow it I’m afraid I will have to hurt and I really don’t want to hurt anyone anymore. It’s anti-survival and wrong.
Dominic: Ok I can deal with that it’s a deal I no longer wish to rule the earth as long as Bebe and I don’t starve I’ll do anything. Bebe has already passed out and is resting in the other room. I must save her she is the key to my survival lets do this.
I will be transferring all my power to a kitsune and I will be there in a minute.
Bebe? They are trying to corrupt you, make you a bloodthristy killing machine. If you can stay put of trouble for a while, I can counter it. Supreme, make sure nothing happens to her, dont move her, and DONT try to wake her up.
Bebe? They are trying to corrupt you, make you a bloodthristy machine. If you can stay put of trouble for a while, I can counter it. Supreme, make sure nothing happens to her, dont move her, and DONT try to wake her up.
You lose Dominic.
(unrecognized voice): your to late. My déath means nothing.
Ice: Hybrids!!!! Retreat!
Mr. Mutt: I’m need to retrieve something. I’ll be right along Ice.
Dominic: Fine go we will see you around.
Bebe: Yes we will.
I told you guys!! ( No offence ) 😯 🙁 🙁
Bebe! BEBE! Are you ok! Come back to me Bebe!
Hi Lycangirl07 Dominics in the other room resting so I can talk. I don’t know what happend really at the ball one moment I was rescued by Supreme Fire. Dominic and Mr Mutt were fighting I kept hearing Alex then we were running, I was so thirsty needed blood passed out not sure how I got married to Dominic, and the thing is I think I may be pregnant. Wow what a way to start the New Year not sure what I’m going to do now. Since Dominic has bitten me I’m now tied to him. It used to be my sister Vee but shes dust. I feel so lost and cofused. Thank you Lycangirl07 give my thanks to the others not sure when I’ll be able to talk again.Bebe
It didnt work. Im sorry, Bebe.
Chauntelle: •_• do you see this face?!
•_• this is my unamused face!
•_• I’m unamused.
•_• where is “Stigma”?
don’t know. Last i heard he was being posssed by the dèmon Loss. I was also possesed but the dèmon left me. Where stigma is is a mystery.
I’m right here, my dear wife. What do you say to hunting down two vampires? Bebe and Dominic?
No. Until I get solid evidence i will not let anyone hurt Bebe. You will not touch her.
Dominic: touch my wife and I’ll kill you.
Supreme, why did you burn that spellbook?
whats going on?
Bebe got married, something happend with something called a Fire Rose, Lycangirl07 has a sleepover on a full moon, and Supreme Fire (Time kitsune) burned the oldest an most baluable spellbook •_• (not amused)
Anyway, whats up?
I WOULD YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THAT?? Time Kitsune is DEAD!! now SHUT UP AND BLESS HIM GODSPEED AND A WONDERFUL AFTERLIFE! He was my best friend and mentor. Bad mouth him again and I will turn you into puppy chow. GOT THAT?
Puppy chow? Wtf?
Are you blind? I said I’m going to make you into something nice and creamy that a puppy could eat without any problems.
Suuurree…
I cant be melted or burned.
Did I say anything about melting or burning? Besides could you survive the full force of the sun? And besides you know he would respect you if you di€d he charished |ife if you can’t respect that then maybe you don’t deserve to |ive. Do you understand or do I need to use smaller words? Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to use the photographic memory I have and obey his last wish that the book of spells would be rewritten.
You will NOT THREATEN US. Unless of course you want to feel the full force of me. I was his friend and his dèath along with the destruction of the book is a tradgedy. But GET OVER IT. At least for now. We need to focus. we’ve got area 51 and whatever diabolical plot Dèmonic, oh I mean Dominic. Will hatch next. The last thing we need is to fight amongst eachother.
You know what you’re all pansies I don’t know why he associated with you twits (to use the friendliest word I could think of) I’ve been reading past post. You call yourselves survivors and survivalists. And yet if some one gives you the least bit of resistance you try to cut their heads of. WE’RE NOT IN A L|FE OR DEATH SITUATION!!! You don’t need to fight what you don’t know!
You know what you’re all p@nsies I don’t know why he associated with you tw|ts (to use the friendliest word I could think of) I’ve been reading past post. You call yourselves survivors and survivalists. And yet if some one gives you the least bit of resist@nce you try to cut their heads of. WE’RE NOT IN A L|FE OR D€ATH SITUATION!!! You don’t need to f|ght what you don’t know!
Be very careful what you say next fire-boy. Insulting us and then calling us mûrderers is not wise. You are obviously high on this new power or severly stûpid. If we just chopped off heads of people who annoyed us where do you think your heads going to end up?
Bebe: Thanks The One transport please can’t let him find me.
Bebe: I’m on the run, It wont be long befor Dominic knows I’m gone. And as for every ones concern I have made a copy of Mr Mutts book and the witches grimoire and combind them togeather,I then hid half the book somewhere that only I have accesse to and mailed the other half to a freind here on the site. I knew that once Kitsune gave me the book others will try to take it so I made a copy and altred the old one so the spells would not work. I’ve got to hide befor he finds me.
Hello Bebe, Mutt sent me to get you. We have a safe house about a hundred miles from here. I could transport you through shadow travel or you could run, whichever you wish. We need to hurry though. I can smell dearest Dominics sent on the wind.
Bebe: Thanks Ice for the transport.(oh grabs stomack)I can feel her growing need ton talk to Mr Mutt.
Bebe: The One thanks again I sent Ice to go get Mr Mutt. The One can you see into the future, If you can or know of someone who can please tell me will Little TK kill me?
Holy sh!t thats alot. may the the horned god save his sweetest song for him. but, he burned my familys spellbook???? half my power was in that book! that must be why ive been feeling so drained. i need to go drain some f@g of their chi and mana and whatnot.
i can do divination, its a trait thats been passed down the family. my family always divines in rhymes.
Bebe, bebe, friend or foe
watch out, for the golden white doe
Little TK?? You mean you named your baby Time Kitsune? Bebe if that’s true you may be the friendliest person here :,-)
Bebe, you aren’t exactly a vampire anymore. You’re a dèmonic Vampire. According to the hunters guide your race went extinct. Apparently not. Your child will be an ant….. Um odds are it won’t be particullarly friendly.
Ice: of course you were afraid of me to.
Me: your different. This child
Ice: is something unknown. Do you want to prove that jerk down thier right?
Me: fine we will wait. But dhdf VOICES
the child is shrowded in dark
but this warning you must hark
this child stands apon the ledge
it wouldn’t take much to push it off the edge.
Ow been awhile….. Need aspirin.
Bebe: Yes my baby is going to be named TK since he save both our lives.
I thought a full hour on this and I’m going to say this once and only once. I will help but only if that hypocritical two faced son of a biscotti eater(no cursing allowed on website) mutt gives me an adequate reason why he wants every unknown force to di€ not every unknown force is evil. I get on here upset because none is taking the time to honor TK and instantly I’m €vil! You should all be ashamed of yourselves. You wanna hold together like a family? Then do it right. Poor ARC is my best example I believe it was mutt who started everything with him.
Hail Supreme F,
Thanks for drawing attention to the fact that not every unknown force is evil, not even the descendants of biscotti eaters!
Sure biscottis are a supernaturally hard cookie-like product naturally enjoyed more by many beings with sharp, dangerous teeth. However it does not follow that every biscotti eater descendant is dangerous as many people dunk them into hot liquids to soften them up and many of the most dangerous beings in creation do not eat biscotties.
Do does biscotti consumption predict dangerousness? We don’t know. It’s an interesting avenue for research and I intend to look into it.
Does TK eat biscottis? We may never, ever know.
Unless he tells us. In which case, we might.
Thanks for keeping on.
Seth
I thought a full hour on this and I’m going to say this once and only once. I will help but only if that hypocritical, two faced, son of a biscotti eater (no curs|ng allowed on website) mutt gives me an adequate reason why he wants every unknown force to di€ not every unknown force is €vil. I get on here upset because none is taking the time to honor TK and instantly I’m €vil! You should all be ashamed of yourselves. You wanna hold together like a family? Then do it right. Poor ARC is my best example I believe it was mutt who started everything with him. if you can’t provide me with an adequate reason then this is no family. in my family we insult each other as a sign of love not to be insulting maybe you didn’t think of my beginning comments that way because I’m upset that TK lays down his life for you and all you can do is gripe about how he burned the most “baluable” book in the universe.
My sweet Kitsune… I will hold a vigil in his memory. A memorial fire will burn tonight. I wish I had been here to save him though.. It’s all my fault..
I… um type too fast. I ment valuable.
You started out by Yelling at Alex. I’ve known Alex since I joined the site and he’s helped me out several times so naturally I told you to bug off. I don’t think I threatened to kîll you did I? Also ARC is more of a subconiense matter. I’d like to trust him but whenever I look at him I feel a stake slideing into my stomache. Do you know what it’s like to fight an enemy you can’t kîll? To fight alone? Not fun. So go ahead, call me two faced, call me èvil, call me violent, but In the end, I’m just trying to keep the world from ending. So you can go eat a pizza for all I care. You are nothing like Kitsune, I don’t see why he chose you.
Bebe: TK must be honoured and little TK will know how and why she is named after him long live the memories and wisdom of Time Kitsune he will never be forgotton.
As to why TK chose me I haven’t a clue. When he found me I was fight 10 Minotaur. He just watched until I was covered in my own b£ood and
d¥ing he was going to help but he couldn’t move. Yes I know what is like to fight the unbeatable. I was a newborn when the Minotaur clan kidnapped me and made me a slave. I was 100 when I started fighting and I was 105 when I won. I didn’t stop fighting for 5 years. And if it’s necissary I wouldn’t have stopped fighting for 5,000,000 years. But TK hated that about me I still have no idea. Why he picked me.
Sorry. I can be a b*cth when threatened.
I WOULD YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THAT?? Time Kitsune is D€AD!! now SHUT UP AND BLESS HIM GODSPEED AND A WONDERFUL AFTERLIFE! He was my best friend and mentor. Bad mouth him again and I will turn you into puppy chow. GOT THAT?
W-what? My K-kitsune..? D3ad? …W..what.?.how…? I could have saved him.. I could have saved him… I could have saved him… I wasn’t there to save him.. This is all my fault..
It isnt your fault, he died for a reason. Belive me, you could not. No one can prevent anything.
Bebe: Wolf Princess there was nothing you could have done no one could. Once he became Supreme Fire it was over no contact with anyone or they burst into flames. He gave his life and blood to save me and my unborn child little TK (crying) he will be missed but not forgotton. Mr Mutt I’m a what!!! A demonic vampire well that exsplains the extra fangs, I hope that she is not evil and will do creit to her name. Bless the gods she’s not like her father Dominic.
*tears up* Yes. But we must stay strong even in his absence.
B-bebe? If it’s not too much to ask.. c-could I be little TK’s g-godmother? *small smile*
Bebe: Yes you can I would be honored for you to be TK’s godmother I was hoping Mr Mutt would be her godfather( ouch) she sure grows fast I thought pregnancy was suppose to be a long 9 months at this rate she’ll be here in a week. Oh gotta sit down.
*helps you slowly sit down* If you need anything, I’m here for you. I’ll be here for a while. Just lemme know, ok? 🙂
Bebe: Thanks Wolf Princess I think I’m going for a nap.
Triplets to be exact. One of them will be kidnapped and after rescued will become my student if you don’t mind that is. The future is sketchy all I know is one of your children becomes my apprentice.
*I appear out of bebe’s ring.” he will arrive in the next hour. Can I watch. *I pull off my cloak to reveal a body made of flames. As you watch the heat goes down and I started looking like a red kitsune with glossy fur.* I can turn down the heat.
Bebe: What an hour!!! Are you saying my baby is a boy(ouch)OMG I think I’m having twins.
Domanic: And Bebe ensnares another one watch out she’s setting the trap Wolf Princess run away befor it’s to late.
W-what??
Bebe: OH the pain relentless pain must find dagger. Stop the pain….
I’m here bite me. Oh by the way my successor will be using the same name I did and that’s all you get to know. I’m afraid I am a vampires lunch and since I’m kitsune I won’t be coming back.
Bebe: Thankyou Kitsune I will name the baby TK after you so thirsty don’t wont to but you smell so good…Look into my eyes old freind feel no pain.(MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM)
Dominic: Bebe are you alright open the door.(silence)Bebe OPEN THE DOOR OR I’M BUSTING IN.(SMASH) She’s gone! Supreme Fire you kept you word. How amusing I’m not(sigh) now I’ll have to find her.
Well Survivors there goes the no-bite rule… sigh. I suppose we can make an exception this one time.
But I’m not rolling my Survivor counter back. I draw the line at that. Not even for TK. Sorry I’ll have to find a different way to honor him. The world – and SOS – needs more survivors, not less.
Thanks for keeping on.
Seth
Im sorry but if you dare roll that counter back I will walk into you apartment and reduce it to rubble. Just put his email abou people net up please.
mrjaffa: I can donate you some of mine •_•
im fine at the moment ive been draining goldfish 😀
lol 😉
Hail Mr. Jaffa,
Sounds nutritious and suspcious. Remind us when you can, are you trapped in an underwater lair somewhere?
Seth
im just draining my goldfish of their chi and whatnot
Alex if your laughing at me then you should shut up
I was laughing about how jaffa is draining goldfish 😛 mr or mrs grumpy
Where is my mommy anyone know? I’m her Cerberus pup. I miss her!
OH no. The New Years’ baby is a Cerebus pup. But will it be part WW with the ability to assume human form?
How will this turn out?
With daring shadow world rescues of WWs like Ashpaw who were stuck in darkness for weeks on end? Or something else,
Seth
Is she slash black blood howl?
Help me someone I need my mommy!! Bebe I’ve heard my mom talk about you can you help?
I can, ill start looking.
Bebe: I haven’t seen her in years we new each other when we met at a party I dont know why she would mention me.
Hail Survivors,
Er, does anybody know what a WW Cerebus pup eats? If so – and if it’s not too nasty – can we have some of it delivered to baby Pup?
Seth
Seth Hi It’s Bebe pups that young should have heavy cream with cows blood to start then when they get older raw chicken and cow that has bin grounded up then as the pup gets older larger chunks of raw meat. Avoid feeding the pup pigs for at least till its 2 when its immune system is more developed. And yes there are lots of butchers who do home delivery.Bebe
Dominic: You guys do know that Bebe will destroy you all when that abomination is born. Now that Bebe is a demonic vampire she can’t be trusted. My poor wife 🙁 need books to save her.
mrjaffa theres a spell in the books that will help you why Bebe did not tell you I don’t know can’t be a very good freind if she wont help.
Hail Survivors/Mr. Mutt,
I’m not sure we can trust Dominic on this one. After all he has caused a lot of grief here on the site already with Bebe and Vee and her family and probably the clerks at 7-11 too. I’m just guessing here but maybe we should stop to consider his advice before taking it.
That said, it seems imperative that we locate Lycangirl before this WW Cerebus pup goes looking for food and Bebe’s bairn is bern.
Seth
Mr. Seth I have been looking through my mentors emails and I am wondering if you would please put the last email he sent you up on the website. Please?
Hail SF,
Check this out: http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=3458 and keep on keeping on.
Seth
Hey what’s with the Survivors/Mr. Mutt? Am I not a survivor? Hey there goes the Survivors and that guy who caries the bags! Is that what you were insinuating?
My mom is lycangirl07 I think or slash black blood howl I dont need feeding I just want to know if she commented recently. Are you the runner of this site Seth? I’m not the new year baby!!! I’m her 5 year old pup! Bebe, the last thing I heard my mom say about you is : ” I said Bebe would be harmed. I knew it! I feel so bad.” If that helps at all. My mom is a werewolf, Cerberus, and draconian. I am just a three headed werewolf. I do take human form and when I do, I have one head. I won’t hurt anyone I swear. Promise you won’t hurt me? I can hunt for my own food but I still need my mother.
Your little friend, Mieka (my eek a)
I’m here for you if need be, Mieka. If you need a mother and yours is not around, even though I am still quite young, I can be your “back-up” mother. Or at least a mother figure/guardian.
I know where my mother is! ( I think ) She probably got kidnapped by area 51. Do you agree? It’s cloar to a full moon and they will probablymake her transform!
bye
Mieka
Hail Mieka,
Welcome to the site. Your mother, Lycangirl07, is a valued member of our community. I don’t yet know her were-abouts but I do know that she is strong and she will do her best to make it back to you. We will all be on the lookout for information about her and if A51 is involved they will certainly be very sorry.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
I will go to the A51 base and see if they have your mother, if you’d like. I wouldn’t mind doing it at all. 🙂
Probaly, ill look around 🙂
Pardon? 🙂
Wut
Bebe: I’m sure Wolf Princess will find her and free her you can stay with me till we find her.
Seth,
I know I am not the status or hiearchy to be telling anyone what to do, but for TK’s memory, and in honor of him, could you maybe write up a memorial for him to go on the front page of SoS? He was my love and hearing all this and no longer feeling his life force has really hurt me.
Thank you so much, Seth, even if you never put a memorial up. I thank you.
~Wolf Princess~
Hail Wolf Princess,
Check out this post about TK over on the front page: http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=3458
The supernatural is a funny thing. The one thing I have learned is that there are no absolutes. Don’t give up hope that TK may one day return, there are many possible futures and there is no fate but what we make. Keep on keeping on.
Seth
I’ve already read it a million times over. It’s brilliant. But it never goes into detail about the amazing Kitsune and person TK was, and how much he loved us all to risk his life for us. I think there should be an article more about who he was and what he meant to us.
I truly hope he does return. Today has been a blur of hot tea, tears, chocolate, and “Family Matters” reruns. I need to get back to being myself again soon.
~Wolf Princess~
In honor of my dearest Time Kitsune.
I hope my mother comes back to me before I turn to a werewolf! If I don’t see her I’ll be gone. Wolf princess, can you really check for me? Don’t risk yourself for a three headed werewolf. You can go as long as you dont get hurt. Were you good friends with my mom? If so can you help me with justnone thing? What boy does she talk about? She’s a very young, very young mother. She’s not even my birth mother she found me all alone nearly dead. She thinks we are long lost sisters… But anyway we are close in age. Well bye for now. I miss mommy. Oh yeah nice video WP. I love Evanecence! I sing their songs all the time. I’ve got a great idea, how about my first YT vid be me singin a song by evanescence!
Your little friend, Mieka
I’ll go check tonight and let you know tomorrow. 🙂 It’s nothing at all.
I didn’t really know your mother too well, but I was just as willing to protect her as anyone else here.
She is there, but the staff of A51… Her body is there, my child. But not her spirit. I don’t know if she’s dead or just severely drugged though. I managed to obtain her corpse, but only after a very bloody fight. She’s here, if you would like to see her.. I’m so sorry. But there’s still a chance. Don’t lose hope.
Thanks! Youre the best!
Me? 🙂
Well yeah you looked
Bebe: I really hope she’s going to be ok. But just in case you can live with me and Wolf Princess. I have a huge house with 5 acers of land surrounded be rich deep forests.
Bebe: Hey everyone I just had twins a named the boy TK and the girls named Zyborganna.
Dominic: Well I’m glad your all so comfortable I’ll just help myself thank you very much (snatch).
Bebe: Dominic nnnooo not Zyborganna bring her back please please.
Dominic: Sorry but I’m needed in the other dimension don’t worry she’ll be treated like a princess(walks into a dimensional door and is gone)
Bebe: My baby my little Zyborganna.
TK: sniff sniff(crying).
I’m coming. Don’t you dare stop me mutt. Ok bebe I just need to know the exact point where he walked into the dimensional portal.
Bebe: Over there between that bookcase and the dresser thanks(crying)
Ohhh… How dare he take your baby!
Bebe: I know how did he found the safe house (sniff).
Bebe I said most of this would happen.
Bebe: I know but I didn’t wont to believe you. Sorry are you nfeeling nbetter now?
Stigma: where am I??????
Stigma? Is there any salt near you? You need to make a ring of it around yourself NOW.
Stigma: ???? What do you mean?
Salt can be used as a protective border from ev1ls.
If he tells you to do it, do it.
It could be a life-or-d3ath situation.
Dèmons specifically, but yes you need to get in a circle of salt. It will protect you until I can find you.
Salt can be used as a protective border from evils.
If he tells you to do it, do it.
It could be a life-or-death situation.
TK: Mum someone left you a parcel.
Bebe: well lets see it. No return address but it is address to me.
Tk go down stairs and grab me the newt eyes and the borrel stones plaese.
TK:ok mum
Bebe; I wonder who could of sent me this well lets open it(rip rip flip)aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhget it of me(slip down Bebes throat).
TK: Here mom I think you need more newt eyes. Mum?
Bebe:Yes Tk thank you.
TK” whats in the box?
Bebe:Oh just hand towls go play sweetheart.
TK: Ok mum I’ll watch tv and play leggo.
What was in da box? I’m confused.
Not to worry just hand towles(cough cough)for the bathroom.
Here’s the thing bebe, Excizamus te, omniscient immundus spiritus. Omniscient Satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversii. Omnis congregatio et secta diabolica, ergo Draco maledicte ecclesiam tuam. Secura tibi faciad libertate servire, te rogamus, Audi nos! (sound detected, Screaming) definetly possesed but it ain’t comeing out. And that’s one of my more lengthy ones. The One get TK out of here.
I just tried to excersise whatevers in her out. Didn’t work, The Ones got TK I’m going to try something else.
I feel odd wont to eat someone.I think I’ll slip out side when no ones looking and go hunting very hungry now.(theres always pepole at the mall).
No. I’m here. Take me Bebe. Not one of the innocents at the mall. I’m here and willing to help and save you. Eat me. Not them.
I can’t I’m infected by something and I trust you to look after TK. I’m slowly losing my mind it’s taking over must get away.
I need to get to Heaven to be with the love of my life. If you don’t do it, I’ll do it myself. And I’d much rather you do it. Supreme Fire and Mr. Mutt can look after the children. I need to be with my love…
Let them in and your wish will come true it will take a few days for them to out grow your body Wolf Princess Bebe got 2-3 days till my hatchling need more room(Bebe opens mouth worm like maggots aquirm out towards WP).
When will.. it happen? When will I go to Heaven?
I want.. to d1e.. saving Bebe.. So take the hatchlings out of her body. Save her. Put them all into mine.
NO! Bebe you’ve been infected with a Malach. I’ve only heard of these things but usually they’re used by Kitsune to posses people. Ever hear of the Salem witch trials? Malach possesion. They can be kîlled with white magic. But Princess if you let it in it won’t kîll you. At first. Your free will will fade from you and you’ll just become a mindless puppet. Everything you are and ever were would be gone.
So I’m only gonna get back to my Kitsune if I do it myself..? Great… :'(
Wolf Princess he’s not exactly in heaven currently. He….. Vibrateing on a higher plain? Yes that’s a good way to put it. If he was in heaven don’t you think I would have used my angel mojo and tried to get him out? So stop talking crazy! We’ve got fish to fry! Your not the only one who’s lost someone.
Mr. Mutt… Even if I didn’t desperately want him back, I’d still be the first to give up my life to save ANYONE here. And I will admit, maybe I have been a bit overdramatic about it all. I should just shut up and move on..
No! Don’t move
Don’t move on!
Time Kitsune will be returned to you.
As will Ofilia to Mutt.
I have some power to help…though its really up to TK if he wants to return.
I will see to it, the end of the suffering…
Which Zanthre are you? If your useing us I’ll blast you.
Mutt, perhaps Ice made me realize something.
I’m going to give you Ofilia back, I’ll help bring Time Kitsune back.
After that, I’m going to disappear.
Mr. Mutt: what should we do?
Ice: I don’t trust him.
Mr. Mutt: that was a rather inspireing speech.
Ice: shut up.
Mr. Mutt: the whole alpha thing doesn’t work on me.
Ice: doesn’t work on me either.
Mr. Mutt: we should trust him.
Ice: we should kîll him.
I don’t seek trust, I seek the destruction of my existance.
Were they actually towels
Well, Zanthre? Help him then!! He wants to come back. I know it. He even acted like it when Alex summoned him back temporarily. I don’t know if I trusted you before, but if you can return Kitsune to me and Ofilia to Mutt I will trust you entirely. We’re all waiting to see what you can do, Zanthre.
I’ll see what I can do.
How long will it take?
I still would not trust him, as much as you want Kitsune back.
Ice: destruction of your exestince? Please alow me.
Mr. Mutt: your blinded by your hatred.
Ice: your blinded by your love!
Your both blinded by something.
Blindness is fancy word, it can mean either or. Either you can’t see in the dark, or see at all.
But do remind me, by bringing back those who I would normally call enemies, what can I possibly gain?
As you know, I have no reason to lie or doublecross you.
So I’m going to ask once, do you want me to bring back Ofilia and Time Kitsune, then proceed to leave your lives alone?
Yes or No?
I guess so?
Yes. More than anything. Yes. Yes. Yes. I want my love back.
Mr. Mutt: yes.
Ice: no!
Mr. Mutt: Shut up Ice.
Ice: he’ll corrupt them. But fine! Let him ruin you just as he ruined me.
Mr. Mutt: the answers yes.
Ice: idiot.
3:1
I’ll begin work immediately.
Ofilia should be joining you momentarily.
W..what about Kitsune?
Ofilia: what… What happened?
Mr. Mutt: Ofilia….
The One: wow, never thought I’d be glad to see her.
Ice: ……
Wheres my Kitsune?
Working on it. I need to contact him.
Alright..
Hang in the Wolf Princess. If anyone can contact TK senior I think Zanthre can.
Seth
Thanks Mr Mutt I was successful in eradicating the malach and it’s hatchlings. I have to say I agree with Ice I know you want her back but at what cost I could never trust Zanthre not after he tried to kill me. I miss Ofilia too she may not be the same when she’s back. Good Luck
Ice: at least someone has sense.
Mr. Mutt: shut up Ice.
Ice: you’ll regret not listening to me.
Ofilia: what’s he talking about?
Mr. Mutt: ummmmm……
Bebe Ofilia I’m so glad to see you I’v miss you this is my son TK. Say hi TK.
TK: Mmmmm no don whanna.
Bebe: Sorry he’s shy around new pepole. How are you feeling?
It is true, I cannot be trusted. I don’t seek trust.
I’m trying to make things right before I allow Ice to kiIl me.
There’s more than that…I wanted to bring someone back as well… but..I can’t.
I’ve attempted to contact Time Kitsune, he will be able to return if he chooses to come back. There’s nothing more I can do.
Ice, it’s time then. KiIl me.
Ice: Moriatur. (sound detected, dying gasp.)
Mr. Mutt: are you okay?
Ice: it wasn’t enough.
That didn’t kiIl me, it hurt, but I’m not dead.
Take my head and dump it in acid, take my eyes out, they will crystallize.
Take the crystals to the well (the one I pushed Baine down into).
Take my tail, put it in a box, bury it.
Burn my scaly skin, take the gold plated bone, smelt it with your sword of light.
Demolish the rest of my bones.
After this I will suffer for eight thousand years.
Mr. Mutt: ice?
Ice: find your own executioner Zanthre. I’m done. I will not become the monster I was hunting. Kîlling you won’t bring back that which I once loved. And I wouldn’t want them to see what I’ve become. So go and get someone else to kîll you. I won’t let it taint my soul. But be warned: if this was a trick to see if I could kîll you or not then do not mistake this. I always planned to take you down in the heat of battle. But a mercy kîlling? I have no mercy for you.
Your practically saying you want me live.
No, what I’m saying is I have no pity for you. I want my life back but kîlling you won’t do one dàmn thing except put another tear in my soul. Quite frankly Zanthre, YOU are not worth MY time.
Your quite a fooI.
I’m not wanting mercy. How long do you think I’ll keep my reason?
What happens then? I take more from you, I take more from everyone. Your the only one who can kiII me, if you don’t, your responsible for every lose everyone suffers because of me.
How can I not be worth your time, when your existance is the only thing that prevented me from conquering everything?
You are a fooI if you choose to let me live.
Stop being so dramatic and finish this.
Stigma: ugh, I don’t feel so great. Ergh…. My stomach…
No I won’t kîll you. dormi eum in sæcula. Sleep until the end of time. I will transport his body to the darkest and deepest parts of earth. I hope to never see you again Godslayer.
Forgetful Ice, you should know by now that your spells won’t affect me.
There is ONLY ONE option.
Ice: but….
The One: forget this. (sound detected, metal sinking into flesh.) now drop this in acid. Do the instructions.
Ice: you…. You….
The One: you couldn’t do it. I once told his father that I’d put the greater good infront of everything else. Mutt was your mentor so you ended up like him. Strong willing to sacrifice yourself but with to big of a moral compass. Now take this and drop it in acid.
Ice: thank you.
Hail Ice,
A much belated thank you for respecting the strict survival rule here. The world needs more survivors!
Oh wait… I kept reading. Never keep reading! It only leads to pain. Aargh.
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
Finally, like a snake, I can still move my hands to type.
Find a way to bring back father, tell father Zyboragon that I…
Crud, I’ve regenerated.
Did you remember to take out my eyes before dipping my head in acid?
Or is it because Ice didn’t make the kiIIing blow?
Either way, I’m back….
This is a rather crude dilemma.
Also, I just realized that the snakes on your planet don’t have hands, or arms for that matter…MY bad.
Ice: why won’t he dîe!
The One: heck if I know.
Mr. Mutt: quite disturbing.
Ofilia: quiet.
Ice: why am I so blessed as to have a completely immortal enemy?
Mr. Mutt: I imagine that’s what my enemies wonder about me.
Ice: sigh
Ice you must do this, do as I’ve stated.
My dark side is returning, there isn’t much time!
Bye Zanthre. Wish I could say it’s been fun…. But really it’s been hèll. Speaking of which see you there! (sound detected, metal sinking into flesh) and now, it’s over.
Ice thanks for doing the deed that I could not Zanthre may have bin evil but still RIP. By the way if you see Mr Mutt some guy claiming to be a fallen Angel Demon named Arioch is looking for him he gave me a package to give him. Please understand my reluctance in accepting it after the malach incidence. He said it was very important that you have it. Tk was absolutely terrified when Arioch told him that he will be involved in a power struggle at a future date and that not all is what it appears. He then wished me luck and left. What can this mean for my son TK.
Did you say arioch?!! I drowned him in lake Michigan!! While I was still a ww! And TK will be part of a struggle. He’s the anti Ark angel.
Yes I did say Arioch and anti ark angel my TK! What do I do to help him ? What about Zyborganna is she one too and theres this package he left for you.
Bebe, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Dèmons are anti angels and Your children were born with the purpose of destroying The Ark Angels. They will natrually grow at extreme rates of speed. TK is standing on the edge of good and èvil. He could be our greatest asset. Or he could be our greatest enemy. We just need to ensure that he doesn’t go over the edge like Zyborgana. His powers will be beyond Mutts, Zyborgs, Silvers and even my own. He will be one of the most déadly being ever to exsist.
Great so that means that Zyborganna will be like him too and she said that she and Dominic will be back. How do we prevent him from becoming evil and perpare him for whats coming?
Ice is it normal that TK is growing so fast he looks like a 10 year old and he wonts to start learning how to fight whats a mothers to do?
Hmmm…I am still wondering what’s in this package.
I hate it when angels plant mysterious boxes on the site and then I can’t track what’s in them. The last time this happened it drove me mmmmaaaaaaaahd….
Seth
Hail Zanthre,
What? Snakes with hands? What are you talking about? Where did you see those? Do you have pictures?
Seth
P.S. Oh yeah, did somebody say something about a dark side? That doesn’t sound good.
Since Ice finally managed to kiII me, Seth, I cannot show you picture of snakes with hands ( the beheading complicates things), perhaps if Zyboragon comes back he will help?
Thanks Ice, now to throw my head in acid.
My final words: I’m sorry for being a prick!
(splash)
O-K… Well I sure hope Zyboragon has some explanation for snakes with hands…
Sorry to hear about your beheading. It’s not very survivally but I’m letting it go this time.
Seth
Z.A.I here, communicating via ARCs mobile.
Seth, I can tell you about these snakes, much like how the void effected chipmunks, alternating realities can affect any form of creature. Being that Zanthre was a dragon it is likely that snakes moved up on a evolutionary train.
This would probably result in the growth of arms and hands.
There are also myths about serpentman that defend crypts while wielding swords or spears, being that Zanthre was named after the Xanthre of the Serpent, it would be logical to assume Zanthre helped snakes advance.
There is probably more information, but my programming is forcing me to be too lazy to finish to my research.
Hail Z.A.I.
A belated thanks for this perfectly logical explanation of Zanthre’s snaky but eloquent hands following a painful beheading.
Thanks for keeping on.
Seth
RIP and may all others of your self in alternate dimensiond learn what has happend and commit to the path of good RIP Zanthre. Bebe
Hail Bebe,
A belated thanks for supporting the path of good in every dimension. Paths of good are highly correlated to survival, albeit not Zanthre’s apparently.
Thanks for keeping on.
Seth
Still Looking for the link to Angel Antioch’s Box
He never brought Kitsune back…
Z.A.I: Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha. It’s humorous how you expect Zanthre to bring back the physical embodiment of time itself. Don’t think it’s over though, Zanthre could’ve provided the means for Time Kitsune to return.
Time Kitsune will make contact.
First off I thought you were destroyed, second off Ice has slipped into some sort of coma. Is that normal?
Z.A.I: I am from the future, how could I have been destroyed?
Second, if Ice is in a coma, no that’s not normal!
Arc please tell me in the future do my children kill each other or do the work together on the side of good or bad. I must know Ice said they will be more powerful than Zyboragon,Ice and Mr Mutt. I will make a potion to help Ice I can’t lose him.
Dolts, I am not ARC! I am Z.A.I!
I’m communicating via ARCs mobile!!!
Wait? You thought I was ARC? So when The One said he thought I was destroyed, he was referring to ARC?
ARC is destroyed?
Zerzerzerzerzerzerzerzergruuuuuuu!!!
Sorry ZA but yes Arc was destroyed by A51 and future Arc by others it gets confusing I made the error because I’m very upset.
Z.A.I!!! Not ZA, Z.A.I.
Ok got it ZAI. What do you think TK’s making anyway it looks very complecated.
Describe the device, complicated is not a good description.
We must help The One TK needs him. TK is growing so fast and needs to be trained before Zyborganna and Dominic comes back He’s already asking questions about his sister and father the demon fallen angel Arioch has already told him to be ready.Lets hope no one else goes into a coma. Mr Mutt has any one seen him lately?
Just Ice is in a coma. I was wondering if that was something he just did. Then he woke up for five minutes and was speaking in Latin and drawing weird sybols. I agree that the child should be ready to defend himself but fight on the front lines? No not yet. We will see what we can do.
Oh no TK doing the same thing now he’s building something,some kind of device he is ignoring me. Should I stop him.
No let’s see what happens. Wait a sec I thought I heard something outside.
Well I hope its not Arioch again, what should I do with this package that Arioch left for Mr Mutt it’s very cold and getting colder.
Wolf Princess Kitsume may be gone but I know he would wont you to live a full happy life we will all see him when the time comes until then do right by him and be the best that you can be. Besides every one will miss you if you left.
I wouldn’t.
Hi Z.A.I this device looks like a door a arch with a control panel a phone on one side and a silver orb on the other. It looks like he’s almost done still can’t understand what he is saying and he’s eating alot, he now looks like a 16 year old.
By everyone, don’t you mean you, TK, Mutt, Fire and Seth? The end?
Hail Bebe,
A belated thanks for these encouraging words or survival to Wolf Princess.
Much appreciated.
Seth Still Searching for What’s In The Box…
An Atmerigatzer!
Brillant!
What is a Atmerigatzer and why would TK be constructing one. He’s done and has passed out, is it safe to leave it or should I take TK and stay at a hotel. What can this device have to do with my son being a demonic vampire,his sister, my husband Dominic,Ice and this demon angel Arioch.
And what exactly is that?
A T M E R I G A T Z E R
Atmerigatzers are Time/Space Anti Distortion Devices.
By using the phone you can generate a single through the arc so that the silver orb can generate a ray to prevent any form of distortion, if the distortion gets stronger than the orb, the door will open releasing a mass amount of the orbs energy.
Normally energy is not flowing from silver orbs, and just adding it to the device won’t give it a charge.
Time Space Distortions are usually caused by particles or “fabrics” being moved or misplaced, this happens frequently but with little to no effect. Enfusing several of these particles to the silver orb with a combining spell will give the orb power. When several particles move, it creates a fabric malfunction which bends time/space until restored or shattered.
Ah, interesting.
Hi Wolf Princess I need your help TK has vanished and I’m at my wits end can’t find him any were. TK’s windows and door were locked up so I don’t know how he got out.(sniff)
I’m back and here to help.
Wow so what do I do know? It’s making odd noises. TK still passed out.
Hail Bebe,
Thanks for keeping an eye on the TK situation. Let us know if you need anything. As you know, Mr. Jaffa has an army he can deploy. I’m not sure if there’s a limit to the number of times he can deploy them though. Maybe it’s only once. Anyway it’s worth looking into.
Here’s the link to Mr. Jaffa’s army: http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=605&cpage=73#comment-100365
Persistere persistens,
Seth
Hail Z.A.I.
SOLD! I’ll take two of those atmerigatzers. They sound awesome. Where can I get one? Are they heavy?
Oh and what happens when the fabric malfunctions? Are we talking time-space travel here? Or something else?
Thanks for keeping on with this excellent new product demonstration.
Seth
Z.A.I is correct, Thea fabric malfunction could bend until restored or shattered, this would mean that you could travel through time/space however, if the fabric shatters you could actually become frozen in time.
Your basic win/lose situation.
Win or lose*
I think TK’s disapearance is some how related to the device, its getting louder and sparks are shooting from it(ouch)and they hurt. Wait somethings comming through can’t quite make out what it is. Oh shi……………………………
Seth I need your help on the Mermonster page so mmeeett you there
Hail SlashLycan07,
I found your comment over there and replied. Here’s a link to it:
http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=644&cpage=6#comment-100714
If you need anything else let me know.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Hey Seth!
It’s your ORIGINAL VAMPRECHUAN!!!!
Hail Loveliest,
Fangs for checking in and keeping on! Nice to “see” you again. How’s your fangtastic life? Teeth come in or did you decide to go with dentures or (shudder) one of those creepy stabby rings? How’s your gold? Ride any nice rainbows lately? Are you busy preparing for the annual Transit Day pantsing coming up in February? Please let me know which subway system you will be working so I be sure wear two pairs. How’s elfy?
Seth
My fangs have been struggling to come in! But my AMAZING dentist has agreed to help them, and sharpen them as needed! And my new and eternal significant other (well eternal for me ;D) has given me a ring for my “16th” birthday< and that has some SERIOUS power! I can go out into the sun and it feels pretty trippy!!! AND i found a VAMPIRE APPROVED suntan lotion/foam! It requires NO sun exposure WHAT SO EVER so it's REALLY FANGTASTIC! And as for Elfy, we are no longer BESTIES, but we are not enemies…. I guess thats what high school does to a person… As for my Leprechaun relatives, i dont really take part in those sorts of celebrations…. i just stick to the traditional Saint patrick's day event…. gotta feed.. see you soon 😉
Dominic: Zyborganna I see you took care of your brother did you make him suffer.
Zyborganna: Oh yes father just a bit TK got boring after the first hour or so.
Dominic: It’s time to go visit your mother and bring her the surprise you created I just know she’ll die from excitment(lol).
Zyborganna: I do hope so and I hope that auntie Wolf Princess and uncle Kitsune are there kill two birds with one stone well in this case three.lol).
You two are annoying.. 👿
Dominic: Well that was easy lucky she was home alone.
Zyborganna:Now we need the other two WP and Kitsune.
Dominic: Destroy the device and lets go more lives need to be ruined.
Zyborganna:Yes father.
seth i think my best friend is a vampire what do i do?also i think i might be a vampire.
seth i fuigured out i’m probably not a vampire.but one morning i woke up and there was blood on my arm and around my mouth.
Salutations Zelda! Welcome to this wondrous website! If you have noticed, I am surely NOT Seth. I do know that you should check the Monstrometer to see if thou is a Vampire. Shall you be pale? Saying that I’m a Werewolf/Mermaid/Cerberus, I wouldn’t know the rage you feel towards blood. I’d love to say more but I have to go transform. Bye and goodnight!
I talk fancy before and after I transformjidldUeohdicjdindyoa@&).keyoshizhdjjdoaaijkkjiakj&&$:&,$:8,!8:/0@::883!6,’sndkpiak&8.7.$.@10£{€£]+\£|!|>¥|£|£|¥|€>€ *pain* aaaaaouuuwuuwwweee *howl*
Greeting Zelda I am also not Seth but in the hopes of improveing my track record I will offer my help and advice. First question: why do you think your friend is a vampire? Does he have pale skin? Does he have pointy teeth? Does he have a fear of the plant called Vervain? Most importantly does he have a fear of silver and love of harp music? Has he recently appeared out of shadows? If so he may not be a Vamp he may be a Hybrid. Like me.
Mr Mutt I could use some help how do you trap a ww and a Kitsune?
Wtf….
Is that you or someone else?
I find that name dangerously close to my own, and my dragon pride tells me to be somewhat offended and insulted.
This is an outrage!
My discusting mother named me that in honor of you when you died and named my twin TK after that anoying Kitsune.
He wasn’t annoying.
Who else would I be if not a demonic vampire out for revenge.
Maybe you can help me. I’m Bebe’s and Dominic’s daughter looking to trap a ww and a Kitsune.
Names. Now!
Ah ZyborgANA. How lovely to see your anti-angelic face here! Now I have a question: why the hèll would I tell you?
Why not? You help my discusting mother. Never trust a witch they will stab you in the back any day.
🙁 hello, pretty little girl. I knew you ever since you were a Little peanut. You see, I knew everyone. Every man, woman, child….. Even peanuts.
You seem ok compared to the rest of them. The rest will suffer for ever being freinds with my mom. To bad my brother’s not hear all well he was boring anyway.
Hello! that never trust a witch thing, i find insulting.
So your mrjaffa mom liked you, can’t see why? At least she’s suffering. The last thing she said befor screaming like a banshee was to leave you guys alone. Ah fat chance. Ooohh theres the guy next door snack time.
I can’t stand by while innocents dîe! Zyborgana meet me in combat. I’ll bring no weaons and you can bring all the weapons you want. I lose you get to leach off my mental energy, forever I win you release Bebe and leave this dimension. Deal?
You spelt friends and here wrong.
And disgusting.
Hey witch boy bite me! Bet you would be a tasty snack.
i dont like biting people. its really quite rude to say that to people. remember that without most of the people on this site, YOU would not be alive. or undead. or existing.
Man you sound like my dad.
oh well, i dont really care. zyborg, mutt i think i have something that could help your plan.
Hisssss you all think that a plan and weapons will get me ha I laugh at you all. Soon this planet will be under water and infested with Demons.
Thanks to all survivors who weighed in here to help Zelda: Mr. Mutt, SlashLycan, Zyboraganna, Scarly, Alexa and Stigma.
Much appreciated. I’ve been working very hard this week to finish the unfinished videos of missing suspected werewolf, Louis Pine, so that he can be located.
Keep on keeping on,
Seth
Herro Zelda. I’m Cody, a newly discovered werewolf. I’m also new here and just figuring out the basics of identifying monsters, but I would definitely suggest using the monstrometer. It’s a wonderful piece of machination, and has helped me out many a time.
Hi Zelda, I am Scarly, a Werewolf who has recently been humanized (hopefully temporarily). I really agree with Cody about the MOnstrometer. Not only does it tell you what you likely are, but can give you hints into other monstorific leanings you may have. It’s a pretty great little app.
Hope the transition from human to mysterious is OK! We are all here to help.
my friend does have pale skin and she has pointy teeth.I can’t use the monstrometer because she is in north dakota.
Hail zelda,
Thanks for checking back and keeping on and apologies for the delay in replying. As you may know I’m trying very hard to finish the videos left by the suspected werewolf Louis Pine after he disappeared without warning.
To help us all help you maybe you could answer a few more questions. When you woke up with blood on your arm, was there a break in your skin? Was there anything on the bottoms of your feet? And was your friend visiting you at the time?
Seth
Zyboragon and Mr Mutt gotta go my meal is getting into a s.u.v. love take out.
If I thought I stood a chance against you I would take you down right now. My mothers a witch so you can find your own way. It’s sad. You could have been the hero, instead your the Monster.
Hey Mr Mutt guess what I found at mom’s place a Demon Speare I just let 3 demonds out at the mall and boy can humans run fast. I never knew that mother had a secret room full of magical stuff you should see the differant types of toxins and poisons theres one from a ravenous demon that can kill hundreds in seconds I think I’ll test it out on Las Vagas. For being a good witch she sure has a lot of weaponds theres a crystal knife that I would love to try out on you so come meet me and lets play. Tee hee
Vegas? That’s too close to me for you to come, demon.
Hail Mr. Mutt,
Thanks for standing up for heros and SUV drivers and passengers here. While I don’t drive one myself, they hold can hold a lot of survivors. And pizza. Both things I support and highly recommend.
Much appreciated.
Yours In Survival,
Seth Still Searching For What’s In The Box…
There is absolutely no way I can comment without insulting your intelligence. I must hold my fingers back for now, a feat that’s nearly impossible for cyborgs.
I have no idea what you mean, but I find it disturbing.
Eh.
Melted down your metal parts would make great earings (lol). Why my mother respected you I’ll never know?
Your name has shamed my own, my name is symbolic, I’ve used this identity to help, and spread good cheer to those who needed it. By being eviI you have took a dump on my good name.
Your a shameful creature, and you know so little about me, you don’t even know that you can’t melt my metal armor, (or pierce it). It’s true that your stronger, but I’m indestructible.
Shame, you had to be left out, there are so many secrets involved.
I’ll let you in on one little thing, you weren’t named after because Smith kiIIed me, in fact, I’ll bring another foot foward here, Smith is a rogue A51 agent.
As to why Smith helped us pull that charade, well….in due time.
Maul that over in that thick head of yours.
Smith will like Bebe then only I and Anari can wake her, sending her to him is all part of the plan to convert all others, why am I telling you this because theres nothing you can do about it and thats funny. If you do wake her up your doomed if you leave her asleep doom will come shortly.
Blah blah blah cry me a river you and Mr Mutt should act like Time O Stigma he seems to be alright nothing like a crazy to briten your day. 🙂
Then you must brighten many days, but unfortunately you seem inclined to end it soon after
Clever Cody. Zyborg it’s not an ark angel that has to kîll her it’s the Angels weapon! Do you understand because I’m loseing control of my mind to Zyborganna…….. What a lovely name. What? No shut up!
Mutt! We need you to stay strong. Stay with us, we can’t lose you to the mind of a demon
Well Cody I already have a ww fur coat, bet you would make a great pair of boots and muff. 🙂
I’ve already got a plan, Mutt, you will be mind controlled, you will do what ever she says, so will ARC.
I foresee this, and it will be hilarious!
What? You betrayed me? I will rip you to pieces!
Mr Mutt come to me let me end the pain, relax and welcome the darkness I’ll set you free come to me Mr Mutt.
The knife isn’t a weapon that the likes of you can use. And I will come but it will be your end, not mine. You will dîe for your crimes. Your mother truely loved you. I wish I had tried harder to help you.
No mutt, I’m not betraying you.
I’m on your side, I have a plan.
Nice one Cody.
Mu
What thats it? You and Mr Mutt with a plan ha bring it on.
You have never seen how devastating one of my plans can be.
Ha ha ha your funny.:)
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🙂 *_* 🙂
Zyborganna, your not making anything out of anyone. And I would be worrie if zyboragon came up with a plan, they dont fail.
Theres always a first time, better hurry the oceans are rising and your right who needs a fur coat, boots and a muff on a water planet.
After my first failure, I started making precautions, if my first plan fails, I have four more to fall back on.
You will fail on every plan no one can stop me.( Except naw not going to happen)be ready to scream the time has come to release my demonds. 🙂
Oh no a Z on Z smackdown here on the WW page….
Somebody shouldn’t have bragged about a WW fur coat. This is the wrong place for that.
Seth
Umm, I’m with Alex on this one. Besides, I like my fur right where it is
Can you swim once the world is flooded you will need to. Besides wet fur no thank you, but a dragon skin bikini would be nice.
That’s why we invented boats, love. But if I need to fall back I can swim.
?LOVE? what is this love stuff everyone is talking about you and Mr Mutt may know love but what is it really? I’ve never known love and was taught that love will end everything it’s dangerous and has no place in this world, hope you boat sinks.
Yes. Plus, you cant klll any of us with that. Its too easy for an underwater breathing spell. Or, you think that with no land, people will diê? Wrong again.
mutt, zyboragon, i have an idea.
Well since Zyboragon hasn’t told me his plan (who’s got two thumbs and ain’t suprised? This guy!) so what’s your idea?
I’m in, whatever it is. As long as it gets rid of this demon.
i think i might be able to use the crystal wand bebe gave me to help.
You have my mothers cyrstal wand!!! Don’t be a fool you can’t use it just throw it away it’s useless don’t waste my time with it better to snap it in half and toss it.
Something tells me that that wand is far more powerful than you expected, mrjaffa
What that old thing don’t listen to him mrjaffa just snap it in half and be done with it.
Hi mrjaffa that crystal wand I gave you is very rare and special it will cut through anything iron and dimond are no match for it.
It’s like cutting warm butter use it well my friend. Bebe
Hey guess who got away from the A51 guys, my mother Bebe she came home and ran right into me. She was starved did’nt even put up much of a fight so I bricked her up in the wall that was fun you should hear her screams.
Just keep her alive, little Zyborganna.
Oh I will nothings better than live bait. I would of done the same thing to TK but he was to tasty.
I’m coming to save her. Don’t try to stop me.
Oh mother stop screaming she must be going into hibernation, perfect now to wrap her up like a mummy once the world is under water then I’ll take her home and burn her at the stake, Its going to be such fun.
Where is Bebe, guys?
Why are we threatening to eat each other and make coats?
I just got my Werewolf back (see the WW page for the whole story)
Please don’t eat anyone without giving me a chance to talk you out of it.
So your Scarly my mother told me about you and now your a ww again good I really do need a new ww fur coat, as for Bebe my filthy witch/vampire mother don’t worry about her she’s all wrapped up (lol). I can’t wait to watch her burn. 🙂
Why are you so angry Zyborganna?
Why not! Why would you care its the one of the only emotions I know I was taught that love and happiness are a weakness. Besides mother did not love me she loved TK so did Wolf Princess and Kitsune. Father said he loved me but let Anari inject me with dark angel blood the injections are very painful. But now I can do anything and I will win. When I ripped my heart out I felt so much better and I can’t wait to do the same to WP and Kitsune. Gotta go Anari is waiting for a progress report.
I have just finished makeing a suit of armor made completely of Iron! It should keep Zyborganna from tossing me around with her mind. Although it does weigh a ton and keep me from shadow traveling. Oh well
Your an insane, heartless (litteraly) hungry, betraying, child, you know that right? Oh. It will be joy to see you perish IN VAIN.
Mr .Mutt, Zyboragon and I eill make dure that you dont exist for mich. longer. You are right. No one does or ever will, love you.
How can happiness be a weakness when those who are happy are statistically proven to live longer?
But…I do see the advantages, having nothing means nobody can use anything against you.
I know what the reality is Zyborganna, your scared. Your scared of letting anyone get close to you, otherwise you might get hurt again.
Yes, you’ve turned to a lifestyle that fits with your security.
I have a proposal for you, turn your life around, leave us in peace.
Or, I can show the frightening power I have been holding back.
You see, when I exploded in the void, I became something truly gruesome.
Glad you got your lycanthropy back Scarly.
Zyboraganna seems to spoiled and wants to destroy things.
It’s just another day at the office.
You could be so much more if you just let your dark side out as it is your plans are just talk and soon it will be over I will win and Anari can rule two dimensions. Tee hee
Why am I thinking that I should not klll you with a pair of scissors?
Aaaaawwwwwww arent you cute mr big man you Mr Mutt and Zyboragon may as well have a tea party. Oh gotta go a bus load of tourists have park out side time for dinner. 🙂
Thats why im going to assasinate you whrn you dot realize…
You know nothing Zyborganna. How about I destroy your mind?
Let us play a game of psychological torment. Your right, I can be so much more when I let my dark side out, are you ready for it? Are you ready to see what happens? LET US PLAY ZYBORGANNA.
Ok lets play I’ve got nothing to lose do you?
NO! Bebe, I’m coming. I’ll save you.
Oh yes come, come to your doom I’ll be waiting. I just called for pizza you can have the pizza but the delivery man is mine. 🙂
I’m here. Where is Bebe? Tell me, Zyborganna. Where is she?
Thank you for falling for my trap(silver cage drops on Wolf Princess)I can use you to trap Kitsune(burp)sorry pizza man burp. So you and Kitsune are in love well look at you now see what love has done. Love will be the end of you all. Bebe’s safely wrapped up it’s going to take a lot of blood to revive her now. So this is a package for Mr Mutt I think I’ll open it and see what it is.
Grr, I can’t just stand here and let this happen. There has to be something I can do to help. Something, anything. What? What’s happening to me? The Druids runes, glowing? Yes each one emanates their own golden light. Winding up and down my arms and hands in detailed winding patterns. So beautiful… I have to talk to the council about this, yes they will know. They will know. Hang in there tight princess, I’ll find some way to help!
I’ll give as much blood as it takes to revive and save Bebe. (sound detected: growl) Let her go!
A silver cage. Really? Wp, I can get you out no problem.
I know you will but since she is in such a starved state only human or vampire blood will work now. Hey do you like swimming that pool under you is full of silver nitrate, as soon as Kitsune comes you both can go for a swim.
He’ll never come. He’s smarter than I… I let my heart come before my common sense… But either way. (Sound detected: small laugh.) You can wait all you like. Kitsune isn’t coming. (Sound detected: growl.)
Cody theres Druids still here on this planet well if I can find mothers book I show those Druids what hell is really like.:)
If I told my plan, it would be likely that our enemies would overhear/see what’s in store.
Being mysterious means your enemy can’t figure out what you have planned, be unpredictable has saved my life more than you can imagine. So forgive me Mutt, I like surprising the threats we encounter daily.
And I’ve set up a failsafe!
Four plans? Simpleton work, I’ve increased to one hundred sixty five plans!
And there is only a fail rate of ZERO!
I’m changing my name. I’ll be back later
I’m changing my name. I’ll be back later