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Vampires: You May Be Dealing With A Vampire

Probably the biggest threat posed by the preternaturally hot modern Vampires is the threat to your ego.

I’m talking about the damaging cycle of self-doubt you experience trying to date one. Don’t I smell good enough for her? What if she reads my thoughts right now when I’m thinking about picking my nose? Why is she acting like she just wants to just suck me dry? Can’t she see how eternally fascinating I could be?

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But hey that’s just me. I’m a man on the rebound so maybe my perspective is a little skewed.  If dating a vampire isn’t YOUR ultimate survival fantasy then you are advised to:

1. Beware their sexy hypnotic gaze – avoid eye contact!

2. Beware their sexy hypnotic bodies – don’t look!

3. Beware their sexy hypnotic voices – don’t listen!

4. Beware their sexy hypnotic marriage proposals. Think of how long FOREVER means to a vampire!

Failed on #1 – 4? CONGRATULATIONS. Lucky! Have fun but please try to recall all those safer sex tips from health class because your Vampire lover’s 19th Century high school curriculum DEFINITELY missed out on that part.

~~~IF YOU ARE A VAMPIRE~~~

Congratulations! Many consider vampires the penultimate survivors! Eternal life AND good looks – what more could you ask for? Socially acceptable nourishment needs? Look no further! On November 7, a team of scientists led by vampire Dr. Mick Bhatia discovered how to turn skin cells into blood cells just by manipulating a few proteins. No more snacking on squirrels and purse puppies! A fully viable liquid food source for ethical vampires may be mere moments away. (See it here at http://sethonsurvival.com/survival-news/vampire-researchers-make-blood-from-human-skin)

Of course there are still a few things to remain aware of as a vampire. Sunlight for one. The *we sparkle in sunlight!* campaign appears to be flaming out. While the sparklers had a good run, the facts are that while some younger and part vampires do in fact sparkle, the majority of older and full vampires still go up in flames when exposed to direct sunlight without magical or technological intervention. This is about more than sunscreen. If  you’re thinking of going vampire and you don’t have your own Day Walker ring yet, it’s time to invest. Finding a certified Day Walker ring is even more important than finding a vampire willing to change you. Don’t even consider one without the other. Valuable information about these rings is found in the comments below. Meanwhile vampire engineers and architects work overtime to design safer sun-proof vehicles and buildings.

Finally, let’s talk about your vampire thrall. Vampires need to be very careful (and considerate) when they are turning on the thrall power.  I’m not just talking about dating etiquette here. Aiming your hypnotic eye mojo on some poor mortal sucker might seem like a great way to get free blood and donuts but the consequences can be devastating for both parties. Thrall-sick love slaves who are repeatedly denied your dark gift will eventually go insane 99.99% of the time. And who do you think they turn on first? So please. If you can’t control it yet, keep your tractor beam behind protective sunglasses, even at night.

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6,596 comments to Vampires: You May Be Dealing With A Vampire

  • Dominic: Just following tradition your now marked Your sister Vee may have luded us but you wont. Nice necklace my brothers soul could not be in better hands.
    Bebe: Why cant I get away from you?
    Dominic:I’m older and stronger and now that I’ve bittin you your will and soul is mine. A witches blood is powerful but a vampire/witch is very powerful.

  • Mr. Mutt

    I have fought and defeated two of your brothers. Why do you think your so different?

    • Dominic: I’m king of all these loyal vampires can you take on 700 besides Bebe is now under my thrall she will complete what her sister did not.
      Bebe: You bas#red!
      Dominic: Gaurds remove him we have a ritual to do. Bebe come!
      Bebe:NO can’t control legs. Let me go!!!

  • Dominic: Bebe back behind this wall it’s time to become queen.
    Bebe:Just get it over with!

    • Mr. Mutt

      I really wish you hadn’t made those guards take me. They could have lived long healthy lives. Hybrids!!!! Attack!!! And now Domnic time for me to perform a ritual. The ritual of Vampire slaying.

    • *I appear beside seemingly from the ring. In a whisper so Dominic has to get closer* I suggest you let her go. Or I will unwrap these bandages.

      • Dominic: Do you really think I would come here unperpared these rings make us fire proof my version of the daywalker ring.
        Bebe:(picks up stake knife from table stabs him)
        Dominic: Nice one my love I gave my heart away to the devil.(pushes Supreme Fire and runs past )
        Bebe: No let go! OMG my teeth there’s now two sets upper and lower.
        Dominic: Welcome my queen we must get to the panic room run faster.
        Bebe: Drop dead.
        Dominic: Already have my love now stop struggling.

      • let me out! Getting hungry need blood. Oh sh*t! Whats happening to me? Sssssssssssooooooooo thirsty need to fffeeeeedd.

        • Bite me and I will personally guarantee your death. Now DUCK *I unwrap my bandages except my legs. Walls start to become molten Iron.* I can’t cure you but I know your there and I am willing to save BEBE not queen Bebe. Now come on!

          • Bebe:Thank you Supreme Fire
            Dominic: Yes thank you we have to go now Bebe lets go now
            Bebe:Must feed.
            Dominic: We will now lets go.

            • Ok I don’t know the situation and what your actual plans are. So I am going to offer the peacefully version first. If you are going to take over the world please think twice. I can offer you a brand new way to feed and if it will stop you from controlling the world I promise I will find a way to undo the fireflower and I will offer myself as a source of food. That is my peacefully solution if you don’t follow it I’m afraid I will have to hurt and I really don’t want to hurt anyone anymore. It’s anti-survival and wrong.

        • Alex

          Bebe? They are trying to corrupt you, make you a bloodthristy killing machine. If you can stay put of trouble for a while, I can counter it. Supreme, make sure nothing happens to her, dont move her, and DONT try to wake her up.

        • Alex

          Bebe? They are trying to corrupt you, make you a bloodthristy machine. If you can stay put of trouble for a while, I can counter it. Supreme, make sure nothing happens to her, dont move her, and DONT try to wake her up.

        • Mr. Mutt

          You lose Dominic.
          (unrecognized voice): your to late. My déath means nothing.
          Ice: Hybrids!!!! Retreat!
          Mr. Mutt: I’m need to retrieve something. I’ll be right along Ice.

  • Lycangirl07

    I told you guys!! ( No offence ) :shock: :sad: :sad:

  • Lycangirl07

    Bebe! BEBE! Are you ok! Come back to me Bebe!

    • Hi Lycangirl07 Dominics in the other room resting so I can talk. I don’t know what happend really at the ball one moment I was rescued by Supreme Fire. Dominic and Mr Mutt were fighting I kept hearing Alex then we were running, I was so thirsty needed blood passed out not sure how I got married to Dominic, and the thing is I think I may be pregnant. Wow what a way to start the New Year not sure what I’m going to do now. Since Dominic has bitten me I’m now tied to him. It used to be my sister Vee but shes dust. I feel so lost and cofused. Thank you Lycangirl07 give my thanks to the others not sure when I’ll be able to talk again.Bebe

  • time o STIGMA

    Chauntelle: •_• do you see this face?!
    •_• this is my unamused face!
    •_• I’m unamused.
    •_• where is “Stigma”?

  • Alex

    Supreme, why did you burn that spellbook?

    • Alex

      Bebe got married, something happend with something called a Fire Rose, Lycangirl07 has a sleepover on a full moon, and Supreme Fire (Time kitsune) burned the oldest an most baluable spellbook •_• (not amused)

      Anyway, whats up?

      • I WOULD YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THAT?? Time Kitsune is DEAD!! now SHUT UP AND BLESS HIM GODSPEED AND A WONDERFUL AFTERLIFE! He was my best friend and mentor. Bad mouth him again and I will turn you into puppy chow. GOT THAT?

          • Are you blind? I said I’m going to make you into something nice and creamy that a puppy could eat without any problems.

            • Alex

              Suuurree…
              I cant be melted or burned.

              • Did I say anything about melting or burning? Besides could you survive the full force of the sun? And besides you know he would respect you if you di€d he charished |ife if you can’t respect that then maybe you don’t deserve to |ive. Do you understand or do I need to use smaller words? Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to use the photographic memory I have and obey his last wish that the book of spells would be rewritten.

                • Mr. Mutt

                  You will NOT THREATEN US. Unless of course you want to feel the full force of me. I was his friend and his dèath along with the destruction of the book is a tradgedy. But GET OVER IT. At least for now. We need to focus. we’ve got area 51 and whatever diabolical plot Dèmonic, oh I mean Dominic. Will hatch next. The last thing we need is to fight amongst eachother.

                  • You know what you’re all pansies I don’t know why he associated with you twits (to use the friendliest word I could think of) I’ve been reading past post. You call yourselves survivors and survivalists. And yet if some one gives you the least bit of resistance you try to cut their heads of. WE’RE NOT IN A L|FE OR DEATH SITUATION!!! You don’t need to fight what you don’t know!

                  • You know what you’re all p@nsies I don’t know why he associated with you tw|ts (to use the friendliest word I could think of) I’ve been reading past post. You call yourselves survivors and survivalists. And yet if some one gives you the least bit of resist@nce you try to cut their heads of. WE’RE NOT IN A L|FE OR D€ATH SITUATION!!! You don’t need to f|ght what you don’t know!

                    • Ice

                      Be very careful what you say next fire-boy. Insulting us and then calling us mûrderers is not wise. You are obviously high on this new power or severly stûpid. If we just chopped off heads of people who annoyed us where do you think your heads going to end up?

                    • Bebe: Thanks The One transport please can’t let him find me.

                  • Bebe: I’m on the run, It wont be long befor Dominic knows I’m gone. And as for every ones concern I have made a copy of Mr Mutts book and the witches grimoire and combind them togeather,I then hid half the book somewhere that only I have accesse to and mailed the other half to a freind here on the site. I knew that once Kitsune gave me the book others will try to take it so I made a copy and altred the old one so the spells would not work. I’ve got to hide befor he finds me.

                    • The One

                      Hello Bebe, Mutt sent me to get you. We have a safe house about a hundred miles from here. I could transport you through shadow travel or you could run, whichever you wish. We need to hurry though. I can smell dearest Dominics sent on the wind.

                  • Bebe: Thanks Ice for the transport.(oh grabs stomack)I can feel her growing need ton talk to Mr Mutt.

                  • Bebe: The One thanks again I sent Ice to go get Mr Mutt. The One can you see into the future, If you can or know of someone who can please tell me will Little TK kill me?

                    • mrjaffa

                      Holy sh!t thats alot. may the the horned god save his sweetest song for him. but, he burned my familys spellbook???? half my power was in that book! that must be why ive been feeling so drained. i need to go drain some f@g of their chi and mana and whatnot.

                    • mrjaffa

                      i can do divination, its a trait thats been passed down the family. my family always divines in rhymes.
                      Bebe, bebe, friend or foe
                      watch out, for the golden white doe

                    • Little TK?? You mean you named your baby Time Kitsune? Bebe if that’s true you may be the friendliest person here :,-)

                    • Mr. Mutt

                      Bebe, you aren’t exactly a vampire anymore. You’re a dèmonic Vampire. According to the hunters guide your race went extinct. Apparently not. Your child will be an ant….. Um odds are it won’t be particullarly friendly.
                      Ice: of course you were afraid of me to.
                      Me: your different. This child
                      Ice: is something unknown. Do you want to prove that jerk down thier right?
                      Me: fine we will wait. But dhdf VOICES
                      the child is shrowded in dark
                      but this warning you must hark
                      this child stands apon the ledge
                      it wouldn’t take much to push it off the edge.

                      Ow been awhile….. Need aspirin.

                    • Bebe: Yes my baby is going to be named TK since he save both our lives.

                  • I thought a full hour on this and I’m going to say this once and only once. I will help but only if that hypocritical two faced son of a biscotti eater(no cursing allowed on website) mutt gives me an adequate reason why he wants every unknown force to di€ not every unknown force is evil. I get on here upset because none is taking the time to honor TK and instantly I’m €vil! You should all be ashamed of yourselves. You wanna hold together like a family? Then do it right. Poor ARC is my best example I believe it was mutt who started everything with him.

                    • Hail Supreme F,

                      Thanks for drawing attention to the fact that not every unknown force is evil, not even the descendants of biscotti eaters!

                      Sure biscottis are a supernaturally hard cookie-like product naturally enjoyed more by many beings with sharp, dangerous teeth. However it does not follow that every biscotti eater descendant is dangerous as many people dunk them into hot liquids to soften them up and many of the most dangerous beings in creation do not eat biscotties.

                      Do does biscotti consumption predict dangerousness? We don’t know. It’s an interesting avenue for research and I intend to look into it.

                      Does TK eat biscottis? We may never, ever know.

                      Unless he tells us. In which case, we might.

                      Thanks for keeping on.

                      Seth

                  • I thought a full hour on this and I’m going to say this once and only once. I will help but only if that hypocritical, two faced, son of a biscotti eater (no curs|ng allowed on website) mutt gives me an adequate reason why he wants every unknown force to di€ not every unknown force is €vil. I get on here upset because none is taking the time to honor TK and instantly I’m €vil! You should all be ashamed of yourselves. You wanna hold together like a family? Then do it right. Poor ARC is my best example I believe it was mutt who started everything with him. if you can’t provide me with an adequate reason then this is no family. in my family we insult each other as a sign of love not to be insulting maybe you didn’t think of my beginning comments that way because I’m upset that TK lays down his life for you and all you can do is gripe about how he burned the most “baluable” book in the universe.

                    • Wolf Princess

                      My sweet Kitsune… I will hold a vigil in his memory. A memorial fire will burn tonight. I wish I had been here to save him though.. It’s all my fault..

                    • Alex

                      I… um type too fast. I ment valuable.

                    • Mr. Mutt

                      You started out by Yelling at Alex. I’ve known Alex since I joined the site and he’s helped me out several times so naturally I told you to bug off. I don’t think I threatened to kîll you did I? Also ARC is more of a subconiense matter. I’d like to trust him but whenever I look at him I feel a stake slideing into my stomache. Do you know what it’s like to fight an enemy you can’t kîll? To fight alone? Not fun. So go ahead, call me two faced, call me èvil, call me violent, but In the end, I’m just trying to keep the world from ending. So you can go eat a pizza for all I care. You are nothing like Kitsune, I don’t see why he chose you.

                    • Bebe: TK must be honoured and little TK will know how and why she is named after him long live the memories and wisdom of Time Kitsune he will never be forgotton.

                  • As to why TK chose me I haven’t a clue. When he found me I was fight 10 Minotaur. He just watched until I was covered in my own b£ood and
                    d¥ing he was going to help but he couldn’t move. Yes I know what is like to fight the unbeatable. I was a newborn when the Minotaur clan kidnapped me and made me a slave. I was 100 when I started fighting and I was 105 when I won. I didn’t stop fighting for 5 years. And if it’s necissary I wouldn’t have stopped fighting for 5,000,000 years. But TK hated that about me I still have no idea. Why he picked me.

                • Alex

                  Sorry. I can be a b*cth when threatened.

      • I WOULD YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THAT?? Time Kitsune is D€AD!! now SHUT UP AND BLESS HIM GODSPEED AND A WONDERFUL AFTERLIFE! He was my best friend and mentor. Bad mouth him again and I will turn you into puppy chow. GOT THAT?

  • Bebe: OH the pain relentless pain must find dagger. Stop the pain….

    • I’m here bite me. Oh by the way my successor will be using the same name I did and that’s all you get to know. I’m afraid I am a vampires lunch and since I’m kitsune I won’t be coming back.

      • Bebe: Thankyou Kitsune I will name the baby TK after you so thirsty don’t wont to but you smell so good…Look into my eyes old freind feel no pain.(MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM)
        Dominic: Bebe are you alright open the door.(silence)Bebe OPEN THE DOOR OR I’M BUSTING IN.(SMASH) She’s gone! Supreme Fire you kept you word. How amusing I’m not(sigh) now I’ll have to find her.

        • Well Survivors there goes the no-bite rule… sigh. I suppose we can make an exception this one time.

          But I’m not rolling my Survivor counter back. I draw the line at that. Not even for TK. Sorry I’ll have to find a different way to honor him. The world – and SOS – needs more survivors, not less.

          Thanks for keeping on.

          Seth

  • Alex

    mrjaffa: I can donate you some of mine •_•

  • Slash Black Blood Howl

    Alex if your laughing at me then you should shut up

  • Lycangirl07's pup

    Where is my mommy anyone know? I’m her Cerberus pup. I miss her!

    • OH no. The New Years’ baby is a Cerebus pup. But will it be part WW with the ability to assume human form?

      How will this turn out?

      With daring shadow world rescues of WWs like Ashpaw who were stuck in darkness for weeks on end? Or something else,

      Seth

  • Lycangirl07's pup

    Is she slash black blood howl?

  • Lycangirl07's pup

    Help me someone I need my mommy!! Bebe I’ve heard my mom talk about you can you help?

  • Dominic: You guys do know that Bebe will destroy you all when that abomination is born. Now that Bebe is a demonic vampire she can’t be trusted. My poor wife :( need books to save her.
    mrjaffa theres a spell in the books that will help you why Bebe did not tell you I don’t know can’t be a very good freind if she wont help.

  • Lycangirl07's pup

    My mom is lycangirl07 I think or slash black blood howl I dont need feeding I just want to know if she commented recently. Are you the runner of this site Seth? I’m not the new year baby!!! I’m her 5 year old pup! Bebe, the last thing I heard my mom say about you is : ” I said Bebe would be harmed. I knew it! I feel so bad.” If that helps at all. My mom is a werewolf, Cerberus, and draconian. I am just a three headed werewolf. I do take human form and when I do, I have one head. I won’t hurt anyone I swear. Promise you won’t hurt me? I can hunt for my own food but I still need my mother.

    Your little friend, Mieka (my eek a)

    • Wolf Princess

      I’m here for you if need be, Mieka. If you need a mother and yours is not around, even though I am still quite young, I can be your “back-up” mother. Or at least a mother figure/guardian.

  • Mieka

    I know where my mother is! ( I think ) She probably got kidnapped by area 51. Do you agree? It’s cloar to a full moon and they will probablymake her transform!

    bye

    Mieka

  • Wolf Princess

    Seth,
    I know I am not the status or hiearchy to be telling anyone what to do, but for TK’s memory, and in honor of him, could you maybe write up a memorial for him to go on the front page of SoS? He was my love and hearing all this and no longer feeling his life force has really hurt me.
    Thank you so much, Seth, even if you never put a memorial up. I thank you.
    ~Wolf Princess~

    • Hail Wolf Princess,

      Check out this post about TK over on the front page: http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=3458

      The supernatural is a funny thing. The one thing I have learned is that there are no absolutes. Don’t give up hope that TK may one day return, there are many possible futures and there is no fate but what we make. Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      • Wolf Princess

        I’ve already read it a million times over. It’s brilliant. But it never goes into detail about the amazing Kitsune and person TK was, and how much he loved us all to risk his life for us. I think there should be an article more about who he was and what he meant to us.
        I truly hope he does return. Today has been a blur of hot tea, tears, chocolate, and “Family Matters” reruns. I need to get back to being myself again soon.
        ~Wolf Princess~

  • Wolf Princess

    In honor of my dearest Time Kitsune.

  • Mieka

    I hope my mother comes back to me before I turn to a werewolf! If I don’t see her I’ll be gone. Wolf princess, can you really check for me? Don’t risk yourself for a three headed werewolf. You can go as long as you dont get hurt. Were you good friends with my mom? If so can you help me with justnone thing? What boy does she talk about? She’s a very young, very young mother. She’s not even my birth mother she found me all alone nearly dead. She thinks we are long lost sisters… But anyway we are close in age. Well bye for now. I miss mommy. Oh yeah nice video WP. I love Evanecence! I sing their songs all the time. I’ve got a great idea, how about my first YT vid be me singin a song by evanescence!

    Your little friend, Mieka

    • Wolf Princess

      I’ll go check tonight and let you know tomorrow. :) It’s nothing at all.

    • Wolf Princess

      I didn’t really know your mother too well, but I was just as willing to protect her as anyone else here.

    • Wolf Princess

      She is there, but the staff of A51… Her body is there, my child. But not her spirit. I don’t know if she’s dead or just severely drugged though. I managed to obtain her corpse, but only after a very bloody fight. She’s here, if you would like to see her.. I’m so sorry. But there’s still a chance. Don’t lose hope.

  • Lycangirl07's pup

    Thanks! Youre the best!

  • Lycangirl07's pup

    Well yeah you looked

  • Bebe: Hey everyone I just had twins a named the boy TK and the girls named Zyborganna.
    Dominic: Well I’m glad your all so comfortable I’ll just help myself thank you very much (snatch).
    Bebe: Dominic nnnooo not Zyborganna bring her back please please.
    Dominic: Sorry but I’m needed in the other dimension don’t worry she’ll be treated like a princess(walks into a dimensional door and is gone)
    Bebe: My baby my little Zyborganna.
    TK: sniff sniff(crying).

  • Lycangirl07

    Bebe I said most of this would happen.

  • time o STIGMA

    Stigma: where am I??????

  • TK: Mum someone left you a parcel.
    Bebe: well lets see it. No return address but it is address to me.
    Tk go down stairs and grab me the newt eyes and the borrel stones plaese.
    TK:ok mum
    Bebe; I wonder who could of sent me this well lets open it(rip rip flip)aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhget it of me(slip down Bebes throat).
    TK: Here mom I think you need more newt eyes. Mum?
    Bebe:Yes Tk thank you.
    TK” whats in the box?
    Bebe:Oh just hand towls go play sweetheart.
    TK: Ok mum I’ll watch tv and play leggo.

  • SlashLycan07

    What was in da box? I’m confused.

    • Not to worry just hand towles(cough cough)for the bathroom.

      • Mr. Mutt

        Here’s the thing bebe, Excizamus te, omniscient immundus spiritus. Omniscient Satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversii. Omnis congregatio et secta diabolica, ergo Draco maledicte ecclesiam tuam. Secura tibi faciad libertate servire, te rogamus, Audi nos! (sound detected, Screaming) definetly possesed but it ain’t comeing out. And that’s one of my more lengthy ones. The One get TK out of here.

      • Mr. Mutt

        I just tried to excersise whatevers in her out. Didn’t work, The Ones got TK I’m going to try something else.

        • I feel odd wont to eat someone.I think I’ll slip out side when no ones looking and go hunting very hungry now.(theres always pepole at the mall).

          • Wolf Princess

            No. I’m here. Take me Bebe. Not one of the innocents at the mall. I’m here and willing to help and save you. Eat me. Not them.

            • I can’t I’m infected by something and I trust you to look after TK. I’m slowly losing my mind it’s taking over must get away.

              • Wolf Princess

                I need to get to Heaven to be with the love of my life. If you don’t do it, I’ll do it myself. And I’d much rather you do it. Supreme Fire and Mr. Mutt can look after the children. I need to be with my love…

                • Let them in and your wish will come true it will take a few days for them to out grow your body Wolf Princess Bebe got 2-3 days till my hatchling need more room(Bebe opens mouth worm like maggots aquirm out towards WP).

                  • Wolf Princess

                    When will.. it happen? When will I go to Heaven?

                  • Wolf Princess

                    I want.. to d1e.. saving Bebe.. So take the hatchlings out of her body. Save her. Put them all into mine.

                    • Mr. Mutt

                      NO! Bebe you’ve been infected with a Malach. I’ve only heard of these things but usually they’re used by Kitsune to posses people. Ever hear of the Salem witch trials? Malach possesion. They can be kîlled with white magic. But Princess if you let it in it won’t kîll you. At first. Your free will will fade from you and you’ll just become a mindless puppet. Everything you are and ever were would be gone.

                    • Wolf Princess

                      So I’m only gonna get back to my Kitsune if I do it myself..? Great… :'(

                    • Mr. Mutt

                      Wolf Princess he’s not exactly in heaven currently. He….. Vibrateing on a higher plain? Yes that’s a good way to put it. If he was in heaven don’t you think I would have used my angel mojo and tried to get him out? So stop talking crazy! We’ve got fish to fry! Your not the only one who’s lost someone.

                    • Wolf Princess

                      Mr. Mutt… Even if I didn’t desperately want him back, I’d still be the first to give up my life to save ANYONE here. And I will admit, maybe I have been a bit overdramatic about it all. I should just shut up and move on..

                    • Zanthre

                      No! Don’t move

                    • Zanthre

                      Don’t move on!
                      Time Kitsune will be returned to you.
                      As will Ofilia to Mutt.
                      I have some power to help…though its really up to TK if he wants to return.
                      I will see to it, the end of the suffering…

                    • Mr. Mutt

                      Which Zanthre are you? If your useing us I’ll blast you.

                    • Zanthre

                      Mutt, perhaps Ice made me realize something.
                      I’m going to give you Ofilia back, I’ll help bring Time Kitsune back.
                      After that, I’m going to disappear.

                    • Mr. Mutt

                      Mr. Mutt: what should we do?
                      Ice: I don’t trust him.
                      Mr. Mutt: that was a rather inspireing speech.
                      Ice: shut up.
                      Mr. Mutt: the whole alpha thing doesn’t work on me.
                      Ice: doesn’t work on me either.
                      Mr. Mutt: we should trust him.
                      Ice: we should kîll him.

                    • Zanthre

                      I don’t seek trust, I seek the destruction of my existance.

  • SlashLycan07

    Were they actually towels

  • Wolf Princess

    Well, Zanthre? Help him then!! He wants to come back. I know it. He even acted like it when Alex summoned him back temporarily. I don’t know if I trusted you before, but if you can return Kitsune to me and Ofilia to Mutt I will trust you entirely. We’re all waiting to see what you can do, Zanthre.

    • Zanthre

      I’ll see what I can do.

    • Mr. Mutt

      Ice: destruction of your exestince? Please alow me.
      Mr. Mutt: your blinded by your hatred.
      Ice: your blinded by your love!

      • Alex

        Your both blinded by something.

        • Zanthre

          Blindness is fancy word, it can mean either or. Either you can’t see in the dark, or see at all.
          But do remind me, by bringing back those who I would normally call enemies, what can I possibly gain?
          As you know, I have no reason to lie or doublecross you.
          So I’m going to ask once, do you want me to bring back Ofilia and Time Kitsune, then proceed to leave your lives alone?
          Yes or No?

          • Wolf Princess

            Yes. More than anything. Yes. Yes. Yes. I want my love back.

          • Mr. Mutt

            Mr. Mutt: yes.
            Ice: no!
            Mr. Mutt: Shut up Ice.
            Ice: he’ll corrupt them. But fine! Let him ruin you just as he ruined me.
            Mr. Mutt: the answers yes.
            Ice: idiot.

            • Zanthre

              3:1
              I’ll begin work immediately.
              Ofilia should be joining you momentarily.

            • Thanks Mr Mutt I was successful in eradicating the malach and it’s hatchlings. I have to say I agree with Ice I know you want her back but at what cost I could never trust Zanthre not after he tried to kill me. I miss Ofilia too she may not be the same when she’s back. Good Luck

              • Mr. Mutt

                Ice: at least someone has sense.
                Mr. Mutt: shut up Ice.
                Ice: you’ll regret not listening to me.
                Ofilia: what’s he talking about?
                Mr. Mutt: ummmmm……

                • Bebe Ofilia I’m so glad to see you I’v miss you this is my son TK. Say hi TK.
                  TK: Mmmmm no don whanna.
                  Bebe: Sorry he’s shy around new pepole. How are you feeling?

                • Zanthre

                  It is true, I cannot be trusted. I don’t seek trust.
                  I’m trying to make things right before I allow Ice to kiIl me.
                  There’s more than that…I wanted to bring someone back as well… but..I can’t.
                  I’ve attempted to contact Time Kitsune, he will be able to return if he chooses to come back. There’s nothing more I can do.
                  Ice, it’s time then. KiIl me.

                  • Mr. Mutt

                    Ice: Moriatur. (sound detected, dying gasp.)
                    Mr. Mutt: are you okay?
                    Ice: it wasn’t enough.

                    • Zanthre

                      That didn’t kiIl me, it hurt, but I’m not dead.
                      Take my head and dump it in acid, take my eyes out, they will crystallize.
                      Take the crystals to the well (the one I pushed Baine down into).
                      Take my tail, put it in a box, bury it.
                      Burn my scaly skin, take the gold plated bone, smelt it with your sword of light.
                      Demolish the rest of my bones.
                      After this I will suffer for eight thousand years.

                    • Mr. Mutt

                      Mr. Mutt: ice?
                      Ice: find your own executioner Zanthre. I’m done. I will not become the monster I was hunting. Kîlling you won’t bring back that which I once loved. And I wouldn’t want them to see what I’ve become. So go and get someone else to kîll you. I won’t let it taint my soul. But be warned: if this was a trick to see if I could kîll you or not then do not mistake this. I always planned to take you down in the heat of battle. But a mercy kîlling? I have no mercy for you.

                    • Zanthre

                      Your practically saying you want me live.

                    • Mr. Mutt

                      No, what I’m saying is I have no pity for you. I want my life back but kîlling you won’t do one dàmn thing except put another tear in my soul. Quite frankly Zanthre, YOU are not worth MY time.

                    • Zanthre

                      Your quite a fooI.
                      I’m not wanting mercy. How long do you think I’ll keep my reason?
                      What happens then? I take more from you, I take more from everyone. Your the only one who can kiII me, if you don’t, your responsible for every lose everyone suffers because of me.
                      How can I not be worth your time, when your existance is the only thing that prevented me from conquering everything?
                      You are a fooI if you choose to let me live.
                      Stop being so dramatic and finish this.

  • time o STIGMA

    Stigma: ugh, I don’t feel so great. Ergh…. My stomach…

  • Ice

    No I won’t kîll you. dormi eum in sæcula. Sleep until the end of time. I will transport his body to the darkest and deepest parts of earth. I hope to never see you again Godslayer.

    • Zanthre

      Forgetful Ice, you should know by now that your spells won’t affect me.
      There is ONLY ONE option.

      • Ice

        Ice: but….
        The One: forget this. (sound detected, metal sinking into flesh.) now drop this in acid. Do the instructions.
        Ice: you…. You….
        The One: you couldn’t do it. I once told his father that I’d put the greater good infront of everything else. Mutt was your mentor so you ended up like him. Strong willing to sacrifice yourself but with to big of a moral compass. Now take this and drop it in acid.
        Ice: thank you.

    • Hail Ice,

      A much belated thank you for respecting the strict survival rule here. The world needs more survivors!

      Oh wait… I kept reading. Never keep reading! It only leads to pain. Aargh.

      Thanks for keeping on,

      Seth

  • Zanthre

    Finally, like a snake, I can still move my hands to type.
    Find a way to bring back father, tell father Zyboragon that I…

  • Zanthre

    Crud, I’ve regenerated.
    Did you remember to take out my eyes before dipping my head in acid?
    Or is it because Ice didn’t make the kiIIing blow?
    Either way, I’m back….
    This is a rather crude dilemma.
    Also, I just realized that the snakes on your planet don’t have hands, or arms for that matter…MY bad.

    • Ice

      Ice: why won’t he dîe!
      The One: heck if I know.
      Mr. Mutt: quite disturbing.
      Ofilia: quiet.
      Ice: why am I so blessed as to have a completely immortal enemy?
      Mr. Mutt: I imagine that’s what my enemies wonder about me.
      Ice: sigh

      • Zanthre

        Ice you must do this, do as I’ve stated.
        My dark side is returning, there isn’t much time!

        • Ice

          Bye Zanthre. Wish I could say it’s been fun…. But really it’s been hèll. Speaking of which see you there! (sound detected, metal sinking into flesh) and now, it’s over.

          • Ice thanks for doing the deed that I could not Zanthre may have bin evil but still RIP. By the way if you see Mr Mutt some guy claiming to be a fallen Angel Demon named Arioch is looking for him he gave me a package to give him. Please understand my reluctance in accepting it after the malach incidence. He said it was very important that you have it. Tk was absolutely terrified when Arioch told him that he will be involved in a power struggle at a future date and that not all is what it appears. He then wished me luck and left. What can this mean for my son TK.

            • Ice

              Did you say arioch?!! I drowned him in lake Michigan!! While I was still a ww! And TK will be part of a struggle. He’s the anti Ark angel.

              • Yes I did say Arioch and anti ark angel my TK! What do I do to help him ? What about Zyborganna is she one too and theres this package he left for you.

                • Ice

                  Bebe, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Dèmons are anti angels and Your children were born with the purpose of destroying The Ark Angels. They will natrually grow at extreme rates of speed. TK is standing on the edge of good and èvil. He could be our greatest asset. Or he could be our greatest enemy. We just need to ensure that he doesn’t go over the edge like Zyborgana. His powers will be beyond Mutts, Zyborgs, Silvers and even my own. He will be one of the most déadly being ever to exsist.

                  • Great so that means that Zyborganna will be like him too and she said that she and Dominic will be back. How do we prevent him from becoming evil and perpare him for whats coming?

              • Ice is it normal that TK is growing so fast he looks like a 10 year old and he wonts to start learning how to fight whats a mothers to do?

            • Hmmm…I am still wondering what’s in this package.

              I hate it when angels plant mysterious boxes on the site and then I can’t track what’s in them. The last time this happened it drove me mmmmaaaaaaaahd….

              Seth

    • Hail Zanthre,

      What? Snakes with hands? What are you talking about? Where did you see those? Do you have pictures?

      Seth

      P.S. Oh yeah, did somebody say something about a dark side? That doesn’t sound good.

      • Zanthre

        Since Ice finally managed to kiII me, Seth, I cannot show you picture of snakes with hands ( the beheading complicates things), perhaps if Zyboragon comes back he will help?
        Thanks Ice, now to throw my head in acid.
        My final words: I’m sorry for being a prick!
        (splash)

        • O-K… Well I sure hope Zyboragon has some explanation for snakes with hands…

          Sorry to hear about your beheading. It’s not very survivally but I’m letting it go this time.

          Seth

          • ARC

            Z.A.I here, communicating via ARCs mobile.
            Seth, I can tell you about these snakes, much like how the void effected chipmunks, alternating realities can affect any form of creature. Being that Zanthre was a dragon it is likely that snakes moved up on a evolutionary train.
            This would probably result in the growth of arms and hands.
            There are also myths about serpentman that defend crypts while wielding swords or spears, being that Zanthre was named after the Xanthre of the Serpent, it would be logical to assume Zanthre helped snakes advance.
            There is probably more information, but my programming is forcing me to be too lazy to finish to my research.

        • RIP and may all others of your self in alternate dimensiond learn what has happend and commit to the path of good RIP Zanthre. Bebe

          • Hail Bebe,

            A belated thanks for supporting the path of good in every dimension. Paths of good are highly correlated to survival, albeit not Zanthre’s apparently.

            Thanks for keeping on.

            Seth
            Still Looking for the link to Angel Antioch’s Box

  • Wolf Princess

    He never brought Kitsune back…

  • Z.A.I

    An Atmerigatzer!
    Brillant!

    • What is a Atmerigatzer and why would TK be constructing one. He’s done and has passed out, is it safe to leave it or should I take TK and stay at a hotel. What can this device have to do with my son being a demonic vampire,his sister, my husband Dominic,Ice and this demon angel Arioch.

    • Wolf Princess

      And what exactly is that?

      • Z.A.I

        A T M E R I G A T Z E R

        Atmerigatzers are Time/Space Anti Distortion Devices.
        By using the phone you can generate a single through the arc so that the silver orb can generate a ray to prevent any form of distortion, if the distortion gets stronger than the orb, the door will open releasing a mass amount of the orbs energy.
        Normally energy is not flowing from silver orbs, and just adding it to the device won’t give it a charge.
        Time Space Distortions are usually caused by particles or “fabrics” being moved or misplaced, this happens frequently but with little to no effect. Enfusing several of these particles to the silver orb with a combining spell will give the orb power. When several particles move, it creates a fabric malfunction which bends time/space until restored or shattered.

  • SlashLycan07

    Seth I need your help on the Mermonster page so mmeeett you there

  • LoveliestVampira

    Hey Seth!
    It’s your ORIGINAL VAMPRECHUAN!!!!

    • Hail Loveliest,

      Fangs for checking in and keeping on! Nice to “see” you again. How’s your fangtastic life? Teeth come in or did you decide to go with dentures or (shudder) one of those creepy stabby rings? How’s your gold? Ride any nice rainbows lately? Are you busy preparing for the annual Transit Day pantsing coming up in February? Please let me know which subway system you will be working so I be sure wear two pairs. How’s elfy?

      Seth

      • LoveliestVampira

        My fangs have been struggling to come in! But my AMAZING dentist has agreed to help them, and sharpen them as needed! And my new and eternal significant other (well eternal for me ;D) has given me a ring for my “16th” birthday< and that has some SERIOUS power! I can go out into the sun and it feels pretty trippy!!! AND i found a VAMPIRE APPROVED suntan lotion/foam! It requires NO sun exposure WHAT SO EVER so it's REALLY FANGTASTIC! And as for Elfy, we are no longer BESTIES, but we are not enemies…. I guess thats what high school does to a person… As for my Leprechaun relatives, i dont really take part in those sorts of celebrations…. i just stick to the traditional Saint patrick's day event…. gotta feed.. see you soon ;)

  • Dominic: Zyborganna I see you took care of your brother did you make him suffer.
    Zyborganna: Oh yes father just a bit TK got boring after the first hour or so.
    Dominic: It’s time to go visit your mother and bring her the surprise you created I just know she’ll die from excitment(lol).
    Zyborganna: I do hope so and I hope that auntie Wolf Princess and uncle Kitsune are there kill two birds with one stone well in this case three.lol).

  • Dominic: Well that was easy lucky she was home alone.
    Zyborganna:Now we need the other two WP and Kitsune.
    Dominic: Destroy the device and lets go more lives need to be ruined.
    Zyborganna:Yes father.

  • zelda

    seth i think my best friend is a vampire what do i do?also i think i might be a vampire.

  • zelda

    seth i fuigured out i’m probably not a vampire.but one morning i woke up and there was blood on my arm and around my mouth.

  • zelda

    my friend does have pale skin and she has pointy teeth.I can’t use the monstrometer because she is in north dakota.

    • Hail zelda,

      Thanks for checking back and keeping on and apologies for the delay in replying. As you may know I’m trying very hard to finish the videos left by the suspected werewolf Louis Pine after he disappeared without warning.

      To help us all help you maybe you could answer a few more questions. When you woke up with blood on your arm, was there a break in your skin? Was there anything on the bottoms of your feet? And was your friend visiting you at the time?

      Seth

  • Zyboragon and Mr Mutt gotta go my meal is getting into a s.u.v. love take out.

    • Mr. Mutt

      If I thought I stood a chance against you I would take you down right now. My mothers a witch so you can find your own way. It’s sad. You could have been the hero, instead your the Monster.

      • Hey Mr Mutt guess what I found at mom’s place a Demon Speare I just let 3 demonds out at the mall and boy can humans run fast. I never knew that mother had a secret room full of magical stuff you should see the differant types of toxins and poisons theres one from a ravenous demon that can kill hundreds in seconds I think I’ll test it out on Las Vagas. For being a good witch she sure has a lot of weaponds theres a crystal knife that I would love to try out on you so come meet me and lets play. Tee hee

      • Hail Mr. Mutt,

        Thanks for standing up for heros and SUV drivers and passengers here. While I don’t drive one myself, they hold can hold a lot of survivors. And pizza. Both things I support and highly recommend.

        Much appreciated.

        Yours In Survival,

        Seth Still Searching For What’s In The Box…

    • Zyboragon

      There is absolutely no way I can comment without insulting your intelligence. I must hold my fingers back for now, a feat that’s nearly impossible for cyborgs.

    • Alex

      I have no idea what you mean, but I find it disturbing.

        • Melted down your metal parts would make great earings (lol). Why my mother respected you I’ll never know?

          • Zyboragon

            Your name has shamed my own, my name is symbolic, I’ve used this identity to help, and spread good cheer to those who needed it. By being eviI you have took a dump on my good name.
            Your a shameful creature, and you know so little about me, you don’t even know that you can’t melt my metal armor, (or pierce it). It’s true that your stronger, but I’m indestructible.
            Shame, you had to be left out, there are so many secrets involved.
            I’ll let you in on one little thing, you weren’t named after because Smith kiIIed me, in fact, I’ll bring another foot foward here, Smith is a rogue A51 agent.
            As to why Smith helped us pull that charade, well….in due time.
            Maul that over in that thick head of yours.

  • Alex

    Zyborganna, your not making anything out of anyone. And I would be worrie if zyboragon came up with a plan, they dont fail.

  • Cody

    Umm, I’m with Alex on this one. Besides, I like my fur right where it is

  • mrjaffa

    mutt, zyboragon, i have an idea.

    • Mr. Mutt

      Well since Zyboragon hasn’t told me his plan (who’s got two thumbs and ain’t suprised? This guy!) so what’s your idea?

      • Cody

        I’m in, whatever it is. As long as it gets rid of this demon.

      • mrjaffa

        i think i might be able to use the crystal wand bebe gave me to help.

      • Hey guess who got away from the A51 guys, my mother Bebe she came home and ran right into me. She was starved did’nt even put up much of a fight so I bricked her up in the wall that was fun you should hear her screams.

        • time o STIGMA

          Just keep her alive, little Zyborganna.

        • Wolf Princess

          I’m coming to save her. Don’t try to stop me.

          • Oh mother stop screaming she must be going into hibernation, perfect now to wrap her up like a mummy once the world is under water then I’ll take her home and burn her at the stake, Its going to be such fun.

            • Scarly

              Where is Bebe, guys?

              Why are we threatening to eat each other and make coats?

              I just got my Werewolf back (see the WW page for the whole story)

              Please don’t eat anyone without giving me a chance to talk you out of it.

              • So your Scarly my mother told me about you and now your a ww again good I really do need a new ww fur coat, as for Bebe my filthy witch/vampire mother don’t worry about her she’s all wrapped up (lol). I can’t wait to watch her burn. :)

                • Scarly

                  Why are you so angry Zyborganna?

                  • Why not! Why would you care its the one of the only emotions I know I was taught that love and happiness are a weakness. Besides mother did not love me she loved TK so did Wolf Princess and Kitsune. Father said he loved me but let Anari inject me with dark angel blood the injections are very painful. But now I can do anything and I will win. When I ripped my heart out I felt so much better and I can’t wait to do the same to WP and Kitsune. Gotta go Anari is waiting for a progress report.

                    • Mr. Mutt

                      I have just finished makeing a suit of armor made completely of Iron! It should keep Zyborganna from tossing me around with her mind. Although it does weigh a ton and keep me from shadow traveling. Oh well

                    • Alex

                      Your an insane, heartless (litteraly) hungry, betraying, child, you know that right? Oh. It will be joy to see you perish IN VAIN.

                    • Alex

                      Mr .Mutt, Zyboragon and I eill make dure that you dont exist for mich. longer. You are right. No one does or ever will, love you.

                    • Zyboragon

                      How can happiness be a weakness when those who are happy are statistically proven to live longer?
                      But…I do see the advantages, having nothing means nobody can use anything against you.
                      I know what the reality is Zyborganna, your scared. Your scared of letting anyone get close to you, otherwise you might get hurt again.
                      Yes, you’ve turned to a lifestyle that fits with your security.

                      I have a proposal for you, turn your life around, leave us in peace.
                      Or, I can show the frightening power I have been holding back.
                      You see, when I exploded in the void, I became something truly gruesome.

              • Zyboragon

                Glad you got your lycanthropy back Scarly.
                Zyboraganna seems to spoiled and wants to destroy things.
                It’s just another day at the office.

            • Wolf Princess

              NO! Bebe, I’m coming. I’ll save you.

              • Oh yes come, come to your doom I’ll be waiting. I just called for pizza you can have the pizza but the delivery man is mine. :)

                • Wolf Princess

                  I’m here. Where is Bebe? Tell me, Zyborganna. Where is she?

                  • Thank you for falling for my trap(silver cage drops on Wolf Princess)I can use you to trap Kitsune(burp)sorry pizza man burp. So you and Kitsune are in love well look at you now see what love has done. Love will be the end of you all. Bebe’s safely wrapped up it’s going to take a lot of blood to revive her now. So this is a package for Mr Mutt I think I’ll open it and see what it is.

                    • Cody

                      Grr, I can’t just stand here and let this happen. There has to be something I can do to help. Something, anything. What? What’s happening to me? The Druids runes, glowing? Yes each one emanates their own golden light. Winding up and down my arms and hands in detailed winding patterns. So beautiful… I have to talk to the council about this, yes they will know. They will know. Hang in there tight princess, I’ll find some way to help!

                    • Wolf Princess

                      I’ll give as much blood as it takes to revive and save Bebe. (sound detected: growl) Let her go!

                    • Alex

                      A silver cage. Really? Wp, I can get you out no problem.

                  • I know you will but since she is in such a starved state only human or vampire blood will work now. Hey do you like swimming that pool under you is full of silver nitrate, as soon as Kitsune comes you both can go for a swim.

                    • Wolf Princess

                      He’ll never come. He’s smarter than I… I let my heart come before my common sense… But either way. (Sound detected: small laugh.) You can wait all you like. Kitsune isn’t coming. (Sound detected: growl.)

                  • Cody theres Druids still here on this planet well if I can find mothers book I show those Druids what hell is really like.:)

      • Zyboragon

        If I told my plan, it would be likely that our enemies would overhear/see what’s in store.
        Being mysterious means your enemy can’t figure out what you have planned, be unpredictable has saved my life more than you can imagine. So forgive me Mutt, I like surprising the threats we encounter daily.
        And I’ve set up a failsafe!
        Four plans? Simpleton work, I’ve increased to one hundred sixty five plans!
        And there is only a fail rate of ZERO!

  • SlashLunaLycan

    I’m changing my name. I’ll be back later

  • SlashLunaLycan

    I’m changing my name. I’ll be back later

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