Probably the biggest threat posed by the preternaturally hot modern Vampires is the threat to your ego.
I’m talking about the damaging cycle of self-doubt you experience trying to date one. Don’t I smell good enough for her? What if she reads my thoughts right now when I’m thinking about picking my nose? Why is she acting like she just wants to just suck me dry? Can’t she see how eternally fascinating I could be?
But hey that’s just me. I’m a man on the rebound so maybe my perspective is a little skewed. If dating a vampire isn’t YOUR ultimate survival fantasy then you are advised to:
1. Beware their sexy hypnotic gaze – avoid eye contact!
2. Beware their sexy hypnotic bodies – don’t look!
3. Beware their sexy hypnotic voices – don’t listen!
4. Beware their sexy hypnotic marriage proposals. Think of how long FOREVER means to a vampire!
Failed on #1 – 4? CONGRATULATIONS. Lucky! Have fun but please try to recall all those safer sex tips from health class because your Vampire lover’s 19th Century high school curriculum DEFINITELY missed out on that part.
~~~IF YOU ARE A VAMPIRE~~~
Congratulations! Many consider vampires the penultimate survivors! Eternal life AND good looks – what more could you ask for? Socially acceptable nourishment needs? Look no further! On November 7, a team of scientists led by vampire Dr. Mick Bhatia discovered how to turn skin cells into blood cells just by manipulating a few proteins. No more snacking on squirrels and purse puppies! A fully viable liquid food source for ethical vampires may be mere moments away. (See it here at http://sethonsurvival.com/survival-news/vampire-researchers-make-blood-from-human-skin)
Of course there are still a few things to remain aware of as a vampire. Sunlight for one. The *we sparkle in sunlight!* campaign appears to be flaming out. While the sparklers had a good run, the facts are that while some younger and part vampires do in fact sparkle, the majority of older and full vampires still go up in flames when exposed to direct sunlight without magical or technological intervention. This is about more than sunscreen. If you’re thinking of going vampire and you don’t have your own Day Walker ring yet, it’s time to invest. Finding a certified Day Walker ring is even more important than finding a vampire willing to change you. Don’t even consider one without the other. Valuable information about these rings is found in the comments below. Meanwhile vampire engineers and architects work overtime to design safer sun-proof vehicles and buildings.
Finally, let’s talk about your vampire thrall. Vampires need to be very careful (and considerate) when they are turning on the thrall power. I’m not just talking about dating etiquette here. Aiming your hypnotic eye mojo on some poor mortal sucker might seem like a great way to get free blood and donuts but the consequences can be devastating for both parties. Thrall-sick love slaves who are repeatedly denied your dark gift will eventually go insane 99.99% of the time. And who do you think they turn on first? So please. If you can’t control it yet, keep your tractor beam behind protective sunglasses, even at night.
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
dear seth
Is it possible for a werewolf to become a vampire (my girlfriend may be a vampire)im afraid that she may let the anger between the 2 different species come between our relaitionship
sincerely
krptu117
Hail krptu117,
Thanks for the excellent question. Werewolf-vampire relationships are understandably complex. A lot of pixels have been devoted to this very issue over the years. In a moment I’ll try to find and link some of the best advice posted by survivors here on the site. On one hand, you have a lot in common, you’re both humanoid and dealing with supernatural issues. On the other hand there’s centuries of enmity and (debatably) incompatible dining requirements. It’s no accident the original version of Romeo and Juliet was a story told in Italy by a vampire named Giovanni Boccaccio and not Shakespeare at all.
As to your question can a vampire become a werewolf? Well since there have been real vamwolves on this site before, most notably one name Gabriel Castillo, we know that it IS possible. But if it’s not hereditary, how is it done? Afterall, vampires lack the blood circulation necessary to move the lycanthropic mutagens from the site of a bite to the systemic level. One opinion on the site states that this transformation can only occur on a solstice eclipse moon like the one that occurred earlier this year. But the next solstice lunar eclipse won’t be until 2094. Can you wait that long? You might do better to work on the specific inter-species issues you are experiencing. Can you tell us anything about more about them without getting too personal?
Keep on keeping on,
Seth
Krptu117,
I have some experence with this since one of my friends is a vamp and I am a werewolf. At first we didn’t really know how to talk to each other but then we just put some of the species stuff aside and just remembered we were friends. With careful planning I think you can make it work . I would not let yourself go near her on the full moon nights, just in case, and make sure she doesnt get too “thirsty” when you are hanging out together. Mostly you will both just have to work really hard to not get upset about one anothers differences, but that is kind of true in any relationship.
I hope this helps!!
Scarly 😀
I have some weird scars on my arm. Two puncture marks. Is it possible that I was bit by a vamp in my sleep? I read that this could happen, like in Bram Stoker’s Dracula. Does this mean I’ll turn into a hybrid or will my WW side be able to resist it?
Hail Scarly,
Thanks for keeping on and for all your help here on the site. These puncture marks sound very suspicious. While 3/4 of supernatural researchers agree that the superheated immune system of the lycanthrope should successfully fight the vampire venom and expel it safely from the body, there’s at least one who will say better start preparing for the Dog Day Moon on Aug 13. I usually agree with the first camp because why else would werewolves be chosen by humanity to defend the world from thirsty vamps? But never say never. Do you remember when the bite marks appeared?
Seth
Maybe you will be a Werepyre. It’s actually a good combo, because you will get FREAKING AWESOME wings while in WW form, and you don’t need to go searching for blood, because raw meat has some 😀
Thanks Seth and TLR!
A werepyre will be really cool! Do you think there are any downsides? Pretty much I’ve just been feeling a bit feverish since I got these puncture marks, and craving my meat extra rare!
TLR what do you think are the differences a Werewolf and a Werepyre – if you were going to list the top three? Also, what kind of wings?!
Lastly, Seth I think your site is really cool and I know you’re busy saving the world a lot of the time so its pretty cool that we can help each other, but you do a really great job of keeping us informed of the happenings around us.
Thanks to both of you!!
Scarly 😮
Haha, I think the downside is that you’ll be a bit vulnerable to sun, but a daywalker makes all that go away, also, you’ll be confused with who to side with, since, well, sometimes weres and vamps fight.
Then the diferrences with a werewolf and a werepyre,
1. Wolves don’t have wings, but werepyres do.
2. Werepyres have a crave for, like what you said extra raw meat, so they act like vamps and stock up on slaves, wolves only hunt them out.
3. Werepyres are less powerful than wolves, but more agile
Werepyre wings are like a dragon’s so like what I said FREAKING AWESOME wings. XD
Wow. It would be really cool to have wings. I guess that will be the way to know for sure – if I get wings!
TLR do you think werepyres find it easier to control their transformations? Do you think, if I switched, I could make it through a full moon withOUT transforming? That would be so great.
I don’t know much scarly, unfortunately, I’ve only seen a werepyre once, and it was dying. I was in ww form that time… Such a dark day. Although I really think so, I mean if you’re a genetic WW, then you’re also a vamp, high chances you can transform at will.
Wow that would be amazing. I don’t think I’ll now for sure until the NEXT full moon. I am not sure I can balance a WW/Vamp/human fight within though.
I guess I’ll have to make myself a middle name that suits a vamp. Then my first name will be human, my middle name will be vamp, and my last name will be WW.
Any suggestions?!
Where are you TLR?!
There have been some scary posts on the WW page about the death of a king, and they mentioned you. Please tell us if you are still keeping on!
Scarly
Scarly I think he’s…….. Dead
Then we need to find a way to bring him back! TLR is important!
Any suggestions?
im not sure that its possible to bring someone back- not whole anyway. if someone used a spell to bring him back i dont think he would have any free will, he would be like the slave of whoever brought him back
he said that is going to be really weird for him to comment on the site !
You can bring people back but Only if your an angel
Hey kitsune can dont underestimate me
MAybe Quinlan can bring him back. Anyone heard from Quinlan lately?
dear seth
well she always stays inside during the day and usually has pale skin she likes to play with her cat and usually plays video games during the day.thats just about all
sincerely
krptu117
Hail krptu117,
Thanks for keeping on and reporting this suspicious behavior. This is definitely something to keep an eye on. Have you EVER seen her go outside during the day? If so, does she wear an unusual ring on her finger? Also what kind of cat is it? Because not all cats like all vampires. In fact certain kinds of cats hate vampires…
Seth
Dear Seth
she does go outside but she has no ring she has locket though
I don’t remember what kind of cat it is though I can ask when school starts august 9
I will keep you all updated on the situation
sincerely
krptu117
Hail Krptu117,
Do you have a follow up report with some more info? We you able to find out what kind of cat it is? How is school going?
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Krptu117 she might be a vamp. Scan here to make sure. And Seth I got a question- how do you get all your info?
He gets some from the goddes of fate.
That’s true and I get some from you Mr. Mutt and all the other survivors here on the site!
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Me and my computer skills are failing currently… Sigh
Hi there.. O.o
Sorry Seth.. That was me… Forgot the numbers haha
Noooooooooooooooooooo….!
You oracles and your fleeting fateliness.
Oh well good to know you’re keeping on. Let us know if they re-appear.
Seth
I was talking about when I replied to the conversation up above about where you get your info from
YO WITCH PAGE. QUESTION FOR YOU ON THIER!
There*
Hail Mr. Mutt,
On behalf of the site, let me express my devastation over your impending deathliness. But I have tried to pinpoint the cause on the Witches page as you have plainly expressed here and I am at a loss. I understand you are at risk of permanent abstraction but I can’t seem to pinpoint the cause. All I know is it seems to have something to do with Poseidon. Have you been able to contact him yet?
Thanks for keeping on.
Seth
No and I know I’m going to die because of a prophecy I made shortly after the one with Poseidon in it. I don’t tell you guys everything and I didn’t want to freak you out.
Your end draws near
but do not fear
Because if you succeed
you’ll be rewarded for this deed.
Worse things have happened. I will be missed only by a few. It’s not overly important when I die but if I can accomplish anything before I do.
Mutt out
Hail Mr. Mutt,
Oh crap it rhymes. Rhymyness and accuracy are directly correlated….
Okay so let’s try to focus on the positive part here – succeed and deed. The GoF is not weighing in so you may have to locate the watery one yourself. Do you have a shell phone? With a magnetometer sonar?
Thanks for keeping on with these report!
Seth
Ahh kk ty and Hail the GoF. Thanks for keeping on and helping out with the demi-monde. Let me get up to speed here…
Seth
Mutt is………..
Going to die….. Soon
Okay the last wormhole has been halted mutt if you have enough in you tell me, did you make peace with the god of the sea?
Hail Doglover,
Good question. Where do I get all my information? Well let me tell you there has been a lot of research. A lot. Years spent going over musty old tomes and searching everywhere for information. But also a lot of experimentation. For an example of the kind of test I perform when I can check out my Zombie Autopsy video.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
P.S. Thanks for helping Krptu117 out and sorry for being so slow getting back to you. Things have been pretty busy lately.
P.S.
Where does she get from?
Omg… I think the city is trying to kill me… I was drinking tap water and my throat closed up! Is there holy water or something in the water? If so… $#¡+!!!!!!
Hail Thriller58,
Ack! What a diabolical plan! City council getting priests to bless the drinking water reservoir in an attempt to control the vampire population!!! Make sure you don’t run through sprinklers and beware of kids with super soakers!
I hope that you have found an alternate source of H20 and are keeping on keeping on.
Seth
P.S. in celebrity research news I just found out that Ke$ha is a cannibal but you probably already knew that. She is kind of not really hiding it. Check out the lyrics to her song:
I eat boys up, breakfast and lunch / Then when I’m thirsty, I drink their blood / Carnivore animal, I am a cannibal / I eat boys up, you better run / I am cannibal
Nothing really to ambiguous about that. She might be cannibal/vampire with all the blood drinking but she certainly is a cannibal.
hey, i want to become a vampire, but i dont know any vampires.
is there anyway to become a vampire without having to be bitten?
Mrjaffa I think being bitten is the only way to be truly effective, however if you can find a high council, they may know a sage or wise one who may know a way to turn you, but it’s pretty unlikely. I hear it can be pretty challenging to be one, so be sure you think it through!
Scarly 😉
true, I hadn’t really thought it through. Just like me, rushing into things. Do you know where i could find a daywalker ring? Besides, i kinda don’t want to be 13 forever ❗
In the name of Simon, Lewis, and the Holy Jaffa
DUDE! SPELL!
Yeah I guess if you’re going to be one age forever youd better make sure its an age you really like being. I think maybe 25 would be a good age to be forever especially if you looked younger or older in different lights. I think I picked 25 because its old enough to rent a car and I’d really really really like to rent a fast, fancy car someday. But I don’t think I could handle being a vamp.
Someone was asking about a daywalker ring. I just heard you might be able to find them at target, but they are in the jewellery section and the people at Target don’t know what they actually are, so you’d better know what youre looking for.
Also this could be a rumor.
What age would you want to be forever?!
Hey scarly ! when i got bitten i was 7 and i’m still growing ! i did a little research and it says that you can stop growing at the age you want ! i don’t want to stop growing ! and also you can go backwards ! like when i’m an old lady i just have to tell my vamp side to go to the age i want to !
And the day walker ring , locket bracelet ! i have another locket that looks just like mine ! and also you can buy them at target like scarly said ! or even online but be careful , maybe a vamp hunter is the one selling you the ring and wants to track you down so i suggest target !
Good point Pauz! I never even thought that buying one online could lead to being trapped by a vamp hunter!! Or even an A51 agent or something.
Any other tips for avoiding a vamp hunter or A51 agent? Mine is to always watch for a bulge at the ankle because it could be a stake or a silver bullet gun, and also check for ear peices that arent attached to an ipod or phone or anything. Trouble.
Thanks for the advice!
S
Hail Mr. Jaffa,
Thanks for checking in and keeping on. There is an informal no-biting policy on the site here so you won’t have much luck locating a “biter” here. Which is good because without a daywalker ring it would be too dangerous. And even though vamps like Pauzzis here have this aging business sorted out, there are still very credible reports of vamps stuck at the age they were bitten forever. And who really wants to be a vampire with braces? It’s a problem. You can’t go see the orthodontist because he or she will take one look at your teeth and dial 9-1-1-1. Guaranteed. What about never being able to drive? No fun either. Or having to repeat the same grade in school again and again and again….
My best advice to you is keep on keeping on and whatever you will be will be great.
Seth
Seth
i posted this on ages ago, like before the one on werewolves.
Besides i dont have the spell yet.
83% Zombie
ZombieB – thats a pretty high zombie score. How do you feel? Any cravings or biting tendancies? Are you a fast zombie or a slow one?
I thought my brother was a slow zombie, but I guess he really just sleeps a lot. I scanned him, but there isn’t a category for sloth, so I he got No Threat Detected.
Nice to meet you.
Scarly (I’m a Werewolf)
Hail Seth(or Scarly),
i am a vampyre, and am seriously thirsty. Any tips? I am the leader of a vamp. gang called the Shadow Ryders, and I would drink animal blood, but I am training to be a vet, and that would seem kinda lame to the other Ryders. I’m not sure how long I can last, and my human boyfriend is looking tastier every minute.
-Samnas
Samnas, thanks for the update that sounds kinda tough. I have a few suggestions for you – I hope one of them is able to help you.
1. I hear that there is a formula for synthetic vamp blood – not quite as satisfying as the usual, but at least it will fill you up – here’s the recipe I found:
– three parts corn syrup
– one part red food colouring
– one blood orange squeezed juice
– one part juice of rare steak
– one part sugar or lemon juice (depending if you like them sweet or tart)
So you could try that one.
2. Restraining techniques like slow breathing, stretching, and tai chi can help with building tolerance against hunger and thirst. Kind of like a mind over matter thing.
3. Put a head of garlic in your boyfriend’s shampoo. This will likely make him smell terribly unappatizing to you.
Let me know if any of these things work!! Also I would like to hear more about your vamp gang. Do you have a mission?
Scarly 🙂
Hail Scarly @ Samnas Fall,
Thanks for the excellent suggestion here. Garlic shampoo is long overdue! I’m going to mix up a batch this week and start experimenting on Sam…
Seth
Im not a vamp but I would suggest blood oranges or blood orange flavor jaffa cakes.
Hail Mr. Jaffa,
Okay should I ask what is a Jaffa cake….? Will I regret it if I do…? Will I survive if I don’t…?
😉
Thanks for keeping on keeping on.
Seth
A jaffa cake is an amazing food. i will put it simply
cake plus orange jelly plus biscuit plus chocalate equals a jaffa cake. (I dont like them, but there is just something amazing about them) try to find them in lolly shops or the smaller convenience stores
Well if drinking animal blood is considered wussy, imagine how bad it’d be if i was caught sucking FAKE BLOOD!!! As the leader of one of the most dangerous vampyre gangs, you gotta have an image, you know?
2. Not drinking any blood is almost as bad as fake blood or animal blood!
3. Tried that. Worked for about 3 or 4 days, then I got used to it.
As for the Ryders, yeah actually we do! I’m glad your interested. We’re mostly criminals, but we don’t get caught. Bigger the crime bigger respect, ya know? But we don’t do the whole serial killer thing. That’s dumb. Usually our targets are drug lords, serial killers, and pedophiles. The bloods a little dirty tasting, but it makes our streets a lot safer. Besides, a lot of us still have human ties. It’d be hard to go kill your little sister’s boyriend’s sister. So far the Shadow Ryders are strictly vamp, but any night preds are open to try to join.
-Samnas
I’m not sure I would be cool enough to join just yet, also I’m not allowed out after midnight and its getting harder and harder to sneak out since my parents installed a new security alarm, but I hope we can call on the Ryders if we ever need them for protection?
Perhaps you could convince your BF to wear some silver chains and drink some Garwood. According to Pauzzis97, garwood is poisonous to us, so it could deter you from snacking?
PS: I wouldn’t tell anyone it was fake blood, I think there is a place that can even make it smell more real if you can pay them enough. They package it in….interesting ways too!
Hail Scarly @Samnas…
Thanks for keeping on with another one of your handy or in this case maybe necky? tricks.
Seth
You kill humans. Be careful when in the Midwest. I don’t take kindly to hunting on my territory.
Mutt out
Anywhere in my vicinity and you’ll know from the huge clouds circling around my apartment. This place is a mess of temporal energy and my mom wants to visit. Oh this could so badly. Any way back to subject. Yeah I have territorial issues to if ummm if you hunt down here check with me first because I picked my zone somewhere between Denver and casper because of the people that live here all have fascinating futures.
Seth,
I am a born vampire and my vampire-ness just kicked in what do I do!?!?!
Forestly
I thought that my cold that I had was normal, but it turns out that it was actually the transformation stage, and I’m craving blood and I dont know how to stop it!! Both of my parents are vampires but they aren’t home!!
Seth please help me!!!
Hail Forestly,
Thanks for keeping on. Being new at anything is dangerous business – being a new vampire even more so. How did your change take place? Was it a ceremonial situation like some of the vampires on this site? Or did the presence of the WWs actually trigger it? If not how did they find out about you? And more importantly do you think that you actually know any of their human forms? How many of them are there?
Scarly is right though. If there’s anybody who can help you reason with a Ww it’s Scarly. There’s a lot of other great WWs on the site as well. Any one of them would give you the shirt off his back – or the shoes off her feet – just to help you cover your smell while you make your getaway. Just ask politely. But make sure you ask for shirt or shoes that he/she has been wearing for SEVERAL DAYS. The smell needs to be powerful enough to help you cover your tracks. Sorry but that’s just the facts.
But just in case, you might want to start surrounding yourself with silver. Do you know how to make your own silver water? It’s pretty easy all you need is a battery and a piece of true silver – and some water of course. Silver water is apparently one of the stealthiest ways to temporarily disable a charging WW.
Let us know how it goes when you can!
Seth
Hail Forestly,
If you are still keeping on please see my reply here….
http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=599&cpage=16#comment-74457
If you are not, please accept my deepest apologies but can I still count you as a life saved?
Thanks,
Seth
I’m still keeping on! Luckily… They can’t fly.. I have this power where I can float like a ghost.. But I’m not a ghost 100% vampire!! I got away but I had to leave everything behind… Last I checked the town was filled with zombies and WW attacking the place.. Not good… I moved more south.. I’m safe here, I’m pretty sure I live near the GoF.. But I am not sure..
Impressive talents Forrestly! Do you think the skill of flight is something you can teach? Or something you have to inherit? Are you still safe? I’m still going to try and reason with those wolves and knock some sense into them if I can – Its not cool to go chasing other survivors. Anyone wanna join in and help?
Well I have been flying since I knew how to crawl.. So I don’t think I can teach it..
What does it feel like when you are flying?
Do you have to wave your arms or just concentrate really hard?
Have you ever accidentally been caught in a flock of birds? I feel like that would be terrible, especially if they were the birds from Hitchcock’s movie!
Did you find the park? That’s what I call it it is a land alot like zombie land.
Hey guys just a few things to tell
1. all of my mothers side of the family has psychic abilities
2. Im the only boy born into my mums family for about 5 generations
3. I can do a few basic spells !yay! =D
Your a witch!!!!!! Have you heard of a group called the silver hoods!????!!!!!!
Mr Jaffa that’s great!! It looks like some people on the Werewolf site are struggling with some possession issues, it would be cool if you knew some protection enchantments!
Have you found any psychic abilities of your own?
Scarly
I can sense if something is coming towards me e.g. once i was at basketball and a ball was flying towards my back and i turnt around and caught it without seeing it. Ill see if i can find some protection spells.
oh and mr mutt im not sure i could be a witch. Can boys be witches?
Blessed Be,
oh and one of my friends is a werewolf
Do you think you could use your psychic abilities to see if danger was coming towards someone else? I have been hit in the head by three things I didn’t see this week.
1. A football when I was walking in the park.
2. A banana that my younger brother threw at me.
3. A book that an angry student tried to throw at the teacher.
Can you help me avoid this?
S 🙁
Im not sure, but i have a feeling you will get hit again and it wont be as soft as a banana. look out for silver bullets and knives. I’ll see if i can find an awareness spell. And scarly have you heard of a new werewolf named jacob campbell who is related to the first werewolf? or of project superwolf?
Today one of the kids at school that doesn’t like me much threw a bat at me in gym class. It hit me in the head and I had to get six stitches. The kid didn’t even get detention even though I had to go to the hospital. They think I might have a concusion so they have to wake me up every hour. When the kid walked by me they said “you’d better watch it wolf, that’s not the end”
I feel like I need to learn how to conceal myself better.
Why do you ask about Jacob Campbell and Superwolf. I have heard of this but don’t have much info.
He threw a bat at you???? Two can play the throwing game let’s see how many stitches he’ll have if I throw a bomb at his head! Nobody messes with my gang and gets away with it!!
/sigh yeah my head really hurts.
The thing is though, there’s lots of other kids at my school that have it worse than me. Most of them are too afraid to talk to anyone because some of these jerks are so mean to them. I’m not happy about being hit with the bat, but I hope if we can stand up to the guy who threw it that some of the other kids wont be afraid to talk, and maybe can talk to me. I don’t talk much at school so it would be really nice to have some other people to talk to.
Thanks for being on my side Z! 😀
Not a problem. I like helping others. If you’ve noticed I really haven’t had a break since I joined, and even longer before that. As you know I have a bunch of WW friends on my side (despite the loss of four good ones due to the cultists). As such I believe I’ve taken to defending werewolves since in our modern society they seem most tolerant of my cyborgic disfigurement. Don’t worry about this little punk messing with you, I’ll have ARCyborg check on you while I take a look at pauzzis97s evil WW teacher.
Of course I’m on your side your a new member of my crew.
I can watch out for you scarly I really don’t need to lose another member to a fatal blow. I am sorry about what happened on the Cyborg page but I had no idea that it was going to happen (wierd) and because of it Mutt is dead. Oh and check the time I wore this if you read it because 4 hours from this current time you will be beamed by a plank of wood.
I’m not dead I just died. Yeah thiers a difference surpriseingly.
Z – I have noticed you’ve been pretty busy. Thanks for sending ARC over. My mom is making me go back to school today even though I really don’t want to. At least I can go knowing that I’m part of a crew now!
Doc, I can’t reply directly to your comment for some reason. I did not get hit with any more wood beams in my sleep, thank goodness I might have gone into a coma, but if the bat thrower accidentally tripped in dog poop – it might be OK.
MUT! – Welcome back! I missed you! If you died but are not dead, are you un-dead? Either way, really happy to see you back!
That’s a good question Scarly. Am I undead? I am a vampire (sorta) my original body died and my clones body had the most powerful weapon in all the universes plunged through it. So I’m really not sure. However I do know I need info. We are still the one so we must know what the evil through the void is. Obviously the silver hoods know but I’m not going to ask them. So against my better judgement I’m going to go and ask the only to witches I know. Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m going home.
@scarly consider it done 😈
Heehee! ARC scared a student! ARC assumes that he was human, its only natural to be freaked out if you see the shadow of ARC, since it’s not everyday you see a humanoid figure with wings standing behind you then disappearing. ARC have fun in stylement.
Don’t be givieing people heart attackes. Remember humans are real fragile.
I feel a little bad about saying that he should slip in dog poo, because it happened and I thought I would feel really good, but my head just hurt even more. Does this mean that my conscience has power over my pain receptors? What if I do something really bad.
At least he hasn’t thrown anymore bats at me, although he did tell me that I would get whats coming today so I guess we will see what happens. If I can’t fight back because of my conscience-pain then I don’t know what could happen!
Dontfreak out scarly but I’m on your lefthand side. He pulls anything me and ARC will take him out.
ARC does not feel well… Something happened to Zyborg, ARC cannot find Zyborgs usual thought patterns.
jcob campbell is my friend, and hes been telling me lately about werewolf -stuff-, but he is the best lyer in the school and you really cant always believe what he says, so i wanted to ask a WW who i know is one!
Well, what sort of things has he been telling you? I can probably tell you if its true or a lie!
S
I ain’t a werewolf but I am just as good being time has that benefit I know about vampires werewolves and about every monster. By the way vampires are not the twilight sparkeling pixies.
he has been telling me these
1. he is a ww and related to the first ww
2. about project superwolf (wont go into detail, to dangerous)
3. vamps seem to be getting stronger every day
4. vamps have recently been sucking fairy blood instead of getting a daywalker.
5. chickens taste better alive? WTH?
Ah yes, I think I can tell what I know, while I was at the ARC labs I fond files on vampires using fairy blood, from these results it has had no effect other than shrinking the head of the vampire. This would have no effect on making them stronger which would suspect me to believe that if they are getting stronger it would be because of the recent wormhole openings that were opened by the original as mutt calls him, and the infamous witch known as Saturn. I saw the creatures on the other side of the wormholes and they had some vampiric characteristics which leads me to expect that any vamps near a wormhole are feeling the power from this realm. Me mutt and doc closed them so the effects should wear off soon. And yes chicken does taste better alive than dead, I know for a fact that when a chicken is scared it has the fear effect, as you know dogs/werewolves can smell fear, but little do people know that fear has a strong flavor. And trust me if your eating a chicken alive it will be scared. ( yes I know from experience it happened a long time ago right after my “creation” I’ll talk more about it eventually). Project superwolf? Could that mean when mutt was cloned?
OK Mr Jaffa, here are my thoughts.
1. It is possible he is a WW. Safest way to check is the muffin test. Eat a muffin in front of him without sharing and see what happens, you’ll be able to tell by his reaction.
2. Every WW these days claims to be an ancestor of the first. The funny thing is that there are so many different theories on who the first WW even is. About 12 different countries claim to have spawned him, and some say it was a her. I wouldn’t trust this unless he has proof.
3. Vamps ARE getting stronger, but more because they days are getting shorter and the nights are getting longer – which means vamps have more time out. There is a seasonal effect on their strength for sure.
4. I’ve heard of vamps drinking fairy blood, but only because it makes them float above the ground and giggle a lot I’ve never heard of it taking place of a daywalker ring. I think he is pulling your leg or someone pulled his. Let me know what you think!
Scarly
Jacob Campbell…… Sounds familiar.
hes short slightly chubby has a cracked tongue and blonde hair. remind you of anyone?
Watson I mean mutt ask him how he knows what his tongue is like
I may have met him………. It’s also possible that I (cough) turned him(coughcough)
really? he seemed to think it was genetic, but he may be wrong. and doc i know his tongues cracked because he shows it off to anyone and everyone. its GROSS!
actually now that you mention once he came to school with a bite on his arm, like a big one
Maybe all o know is I met someone of that description in the woods and……., I was hunting a deer at the time so I kinda wasn’t in control. He could be genetic which would explain how he survived…
ok, I didn`t know we had deer in aus, actually i remember seeing one in a forest so never mind 🙂 im preparing myself for a muffin test on monday!
Aus as in austrlia?! Cause if so I didn’t bite this kid.
yeah Australia , i think we have a serious shortage of supernatural peoples here! also does anyone know what the australian equivalent of A51 is?
Don’t know mate (sorry has to get that out I’ll stop now)
thanks anyway, ill keep researching
I have just recently turned into a vampire, and werewolves are coming for me!! I need help on how to fight them off!!! Please!!!
Well being part we I don’t usually offer advice on how to fight us…… But some ww really need to loosen up on the whole mortal enemys thing. Silver in our blood stream will kill us and silver chains will restain us. Also try throwing a muffin or steak at them. Us ww love steak and muffins.
Mutt out
Forestly, have you tried talking to the werewolves? Some of them can be reasoned with especially if you explain that you’re not here to hurt anyone. Maybe you need a werewolf representative to talk to them on your behalf? I could definitely help you – I am a werewolf and I have friends who are vamps, so I know we can all work together in the name of survival.
You bring the muffins, and I’ll talk to the werewolves for you.
Scarly 🙂
These werewolves are none to be reckoned with.. They hate any and all vampires no matter if they’re good or bad..
But I’m a werewolf – at least let me try talking to them?
Are you on the Atlantic coast? No need to be specific but I’ve been hearing alot of howling so if you need help I’m around.
I’m not, but not sure about Forestly. I have been trying to transmute my howling coast to coast – maybe I succeeded?
I’ll do it again tonight – tell me if you hear it!
Did you hear it again, Mr. Mutt? I was really loud and transmuting it coast to coast!
I think i might be turning into a vampire!!! The other night I was boiling hot then freezing cold all of a sudden, then I passed out. I woke up with two dots on my neck and blood on my shirt. WHAT DO I DO????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????
Hail DWTW,
Thanks for checking in. Your symptoms are definitely suspicious. Can you tell us more ie: what you were doing at the time, and who you were with? This info could help us to assess the risk factors. For instance if say you were attending the weekly vampire historical society meeting then well, I’m it may be time to start searching for the perfect daywalker ring and eating some of your most favorite meals before it’s too late….
Seth
I’m coming back to the vamp page… in six days…
Sunscreen check! Hello. I’m going to the beach 😆 Oh boy.
Ohh don’t worry I’m not dying yet but I will be. No I’m still waiting for word from Goddes of Fate. I think Stigma and the Original are going to come after me though. Good job on the portals!
Mutt out
Hail Mr. Mutt,
Thanks for keeping on. Unfortunately the Goddess operates on her own timeline and she has a very full caseload. Did you try the magic word(s)? Do you have a backup plan?
Also help me out here. I’m not sure that I’m up to speed on this. What makes you think Poseidon is behind your current crisis and not something like, say, the Draconian black hole reported by NASA?
Seth
Poseidon isn’t behind the crisis he’s the solution. The Original (this guy refuses to die!) is planning to open the void and release an army of others to destroy the ww race. Also Saturn wants to open it and kill all humans but that’s besides the point. I think if I can make peace with poseidon (he’s ticked cause Zyborg was hacked and planning on poisoning all water) he’ll help me destroy the Original once and for all. My back up plan is to yell at the ocean to see If I can get a response
YO SETH AWAITING MODERATION ABOVE!!
I love how you point out that I POed poseidon. Yeah I suppose I don’t deserve to be smited. Haha.
I have a lead on the key, I must go investigate, even though I already know it’s a trap. I cannot fail.
I am the key a gift from Kronos I drew the key into me. My body is time and the key that’s what the powers are and the invisibility. I sense that there is another key mutt will be the one to find one and cyborg will also find a key.
While I am sad about your coming death I know I have no time to mourn. I’m now focusing my efforts on finding the key. Hopefully our peace making goes well.
Yep life will move on without me.
But if any of the survivors including you mutt die then I have to clean up the mess you leave behind the importance of you guy is huge. I cannot stress this enough you must live ALL OF YOU!!!
I’m sorry but this must be. The one is almost here doc. He will be the solution to the problem.
You just want me to die is that it? Fine 😡 you go ahead waste your life but donor blame me if in the after life you look down and see the world starting to cannibalize itself. You survivors are the ONLY reason I have not given up on the earth if you die if any of you die I am done unless you can give me five satisfactory reasons why I should like this planet full of babies.
OKAY NOW YOU’VE ASKED FOR IT!!!!!!!!! Do you think I WANT to die!!!! Because if you do your an IDIOT!!!! This is the only way!! If I were to walk away, to say scr€w destiny thousands of people would DIE!!! The original must be stopped, this is bigger than you and YOUR emotions. It’s bigger than me and MY life!!! Do you think I could live with the knowledge that because of me thousands of people DIED. So doc stop makeing things harder for me and GET OVER YOURSELF!!!!!!!
So…., if mutt goes we are all done for?
Doc… We all are fighting a battle, if you give up youll ruin everything we have done. All of Mutts efforts would be in vain, all my attempts would be in vain. If earth is full of babies as you stated that’s all the more reason I will continue.
Unless you can give him five good reasons. Here’s mine.
1. I’ll kick your *ss
2. Zyborg will kick your *ss
3. Scarly will kick you in the face.
4. Pauzzis will tear you to pieces.
5. You have the powers and essence of Kronos who was son of the earth so YOU can’t leave this planet even if you wanted to! Ha!!
Excuse my rudeness I’m just freaking out because I DONT want to die and I am going to and thiers nothing I can do to stop it. Dido to Zyborg the logical and level headed one.
Um does time even have an *ss?
It appears as though my earlier explosions are still in effect and even causing the wormholes to shrink. Perhaps I don’t need the key to close them.
Thank you. You gave me enough time to find out how to fix all of this in one word actually two no four words… Guess what they are.
Mut ran I wol frm hte flodin minddd fogie u well dye.
I know your secret original. You’re soul is linked to the first body you inhabitated I can see you at the sea side. Now is the time to fight YOU not Stigma you. Doctor the one is almost here. Don’t give up on humanity.
Mutt Out
I would never do that joker I just had to find out what would happen to time if he absorbed the key I also built another five pandoricas.
Just out of curiosity why is stigmas picture that of a pimp?
Hail The Doctor,
Thanks for taking some of your time here to stress the importance of survival. I can’t afford to keep rolling that counter back. Every time I ask Graham to do it he charges me an energy drink.
Seth
Problem. I think I am changing my shadow has no form. Umm if this is a bad thing tell me when to scream. Also sorry about the howling mutt my brother has been a bit of a pain lately. What with the full moon coming.
Gotta go my arm just fell to the floor in a pile of goop… Odd my hand is still functioning with out it… Like my brain waves are still going through it. Scared I am help I need
Ooooooooooooookkkkaaaaayyyyy theeeen. You can scream now. I know I am.
And your talking like yoda. Well freaked I am, help you must get.
Scarly? Seth? I need immediate help! What’s going on?
O great there goes my leg… Cool I’m levitating. Wait is my foot still on the ground? Yep there it is… Oh yes it’s mine it just wiggled it’s toes. Help please
It a minute…… No shadow…. Foot still atached…. Holes in body…. Dude your turning invisible!!!!!
Ok but… Nope not yet I still have my feet head and hands everything else… And I do mean everything else is just gone. I could be turning invisible but I don’t know. Why not my head and hand and feet though?
This is not good, i think falling limbs is something zombies deal with, not that I myself have had to deal with it personally. But is it possible to zombify time?
Think if time were a zombie then you would never have existed.
Not exactly but I was just pointing out possibilities sometimes it’s the dumbest idea that is correct. And is it seriously that farfetched to believe right now? We have demon armies ghost vamps wormholes gods and if our opponents could take you down then it would help their goal.
I’m only listing possibilities, if our enemies could find a way to do something like that then why wouldn’t they? Sometimes the worst ideas can be the most productive or influential. Don’t be too rash to ignore those on your side. Friends are hard to make but easy to lose, allies are easy to win but hard to defeat. We are stronger if we work together so I thought listing a possibility would help set us in the right direction.
Hail The Doc,
Hmmm this does sound like a bad case of entropy. But with zombies, it’s generally the appendages that fall to the ground, not the rest of the body that rips away…
Does this have anything to do with the hungry black hole that has started gobbling up stars in the Draco constellation:
http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=2526
Seth
That is a possibility but that’s not what I need. I need help finding a way to hide it. I may be Time but I gotta mom to.
Dude nevermind about being afraid this is awesome I got a ton of strength I can lift our car
Well. Thats just awesome.
Thank you Kronos my body is changing becuase I absorbed one of the three keys.
Hail The Doctor,
Thanks for keeping on and er, congrats on your new strength. Can you put them back down again without damage?
Seth
I GOT CONTACT WITH MY DAD !!!!!
but the bad news these teacher thing is getting worse every day ! now she wants me to get a locket from hell to revive some weird werepire thing ( i know it’s a WW and a vamp combined ) but the original is the only werepire around right ? HELP HELP HELP I NEED INFO !!!! 😯 😯 😯 😯
Hail Pauzzis,
Thanks for keeping in. Sorry to hear there’s more strange news from the education front. I don’t want to interfere, but is there any way at this point you could look into a transfer? Surely garwood infusions, broken limbs and infernal art projects are legitimate grounds for a new class? How important is this credit?
Keep on keeping on!
Seth
I can´t transfer ! my teacher would follow me and well my mom does not like public schools and my school is one of the highest ones in education so no changing -_-
Whatever i absorbed that is making me change like this. May be able tO help mutt. What do you say mutt wanna change a prophecy?
Apparently, I can make myself a completely different person…… For an hour. Logan just doesn’t wanna talk. He keeps growling between his clenched teeth. He got attacked by a group of werepyres, so you got a little longer to run, angelic werepyre.
From, (insert my name), Logan’s rational/irrational side
Hail Stigma,
Thanks for reporting this interesting development in your supernatural condition. Is there a reset period? How do you do it? Who will you be? And ah how can I prevent it from being me? No offense. I’m sure you would be a great me, it’s just I don’t know who I would be during that time.
Seth
Can we get back on course two people need to find the other keys and absorb them hurry up the clock is ticking.
How does one absorb a key? I’m fairly sure I have my key because I can open up and seal wormholes with it but I’m at a loss on absorbing it.
Eat it. That simple.
Problem, I’ve been running around sealing the last of the wormholes, but I’m now being hunted by more than just our cults, I’m not sure but I think there are humans chasing me, could that be possible? I’ve been running and running, they mentioned something about mutt. I’m not sure but is mutt okay? Has anyone heard from him? Could there actually be humans that want the voids open? What is this? Why would the government want the void open? Is this some sort of conspiracy? It is unlogical I cannot focus, I have to keep running, I’m going to have to find the truth, everything I find from this point on will be reported on here. I hear footsteps closely. I must go. Stay alert fellow survivors, it is possible that you all are in danger. Stay Sharp and take care.
Okay I may not remember anything, I may be confused and scared and hungry (emphasis on hungry) but I’m going to find that lab and get some answers. If I can I’ll try to find out what happened to your friend. Why was his phone in the lab? What’s with the voice? Why did I run straight through a shadow and come out from a different one? I’m getting answers and I don’t care what’s standing in my way!
I’m……… Sorry………..………………
For what??
Shhhhhhhhhhh……….
Stigma…… Stigggaaaaa! Sorry flashes something on the edge of my almost nonexistent memory. I’m trying going through a shadow to a different one now, wish me luck!
The one… Theee won… Thee wone… The mutt… Te mutt… The mon… The man… He he he I love it when my mind goes into this mode. But the one… Oo I gotta present for you “one” it’s from an old friend… It is a gun an enchanted gun. This is an awesome gun… Say um what happens to someone if you accidentally… Say… Shoot them with it? 😳
I see there are new vamps ! welcome everyone
i’m Paola aka Pauzzis97 and i’m the oldest vamp here ! i know almost everyone in the site and i’m a beauty and nail art guru on youtube ! 
Hail Pauzzis,
Thanks for welcoming and helping everyone out. I am really lucky to have a great friend like you to help out on the site. You have certainly helped a lot of survivors out. Thanks so much.
I posted your Zombie Survival Video to the front page of the site. http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=2547 or http://sethonsurvival.com/ will get you there.
Keep on keeping on being your awesome self.
Seth
i have a shell phone ! and i already talked to my dad and he is not happy ! with me and the site ! he says it’s a bad influence for me and my sisters ! but i will not do what he says ! i love the site and i will stay on it as long as the wifi lets me
Pauzzis, is there anything we can do to convince your Dad that we are NOT a bad influence, but just have made a couple mistakes? Perhaps a bouquet of sea anemony flowers and some seaweed muffins?
Let us know!!
Scarly
Scarly we want him to like us not barf, seaweed muffins ewwwugh, 💡 I got it I could give him a present.
Hey now. I for one, love seaweed muffins and I’m not even a mermonster! Also if mixed with my famous Zyborgs master batter ($1.99 per bottle) it can be quite delicious. I even made 2.453 human children love the taste of it. And they are tough critics.
Ok… Anyone noticed how this guy seems to agree with everything she says? Now on to something impotant… What was it? Oh great I forgot and it could have been life threatening… Graaa I need to know what I was thinking.
I wasn’t neccesarily agreeing just I was just kind of insulted when you dissed seaweed muffins. 🙄
Oh I remembered doesn’t anyone want to guess what I found after three years of searching time and space?
I’m not good at guessing games, But do tell.
@Seth yes it’s supposed to glow, after you start heating it up the glow goes away, I can also explain that, I designed it while on the road and some nights are just terrible pitch black nights, and I still have my biological human eyes so I can’t see in the dark, thus, I made all my camping equipment glow and my cooking utensils and even my herbs and spices. I designed the batter not to open unless you say “openupdabatter” these way I can prevent spills while on the road, and it also happens that no-one says “openupdabatter” very much in our society, except for that one time at that baseball game……Did you also receive the Zyborgian Master Cookbook? It has receipts and comes with 23 herbs and spices that I commonly use on the road.
I have found seven of the ten rings of time. 😈 look out Jimmy and the one here I come.
Your seven are next to meaningless without the masterring which I currently posses. You have so far disapointed me. No desperate attempts to destroy me or anything. It’s almost as if you consider me to be not worth your time. To prove that I AM indeed worthy of notice I shall begin to slay anything that crosses my path starting with this vessels pathetic family and stopping when the streets run red. UInless you meet me in open combat. And if your hopeing this is the part where your pathtic friend comes in you can forget it. I crushed his spirit. I am Chaos and you will not defeat me. You can not lock me in a prison like my brothers for nothing can contain Chaos. You can only die.
Fine you want a fight you got it. : 👿 I am coming to get you and I will defeat you for I hold the power of CHRONOS. If you value your life you will back down. Meet me at route 666.
In a world full of chaos there is no law, no order. In order to combat choas one must not rely on strength or power, in a fight against choas there can only be control. I need to find ARC, he’s an archetype of control. In fact thats even his name, Archetype Realm Controller, if he gets to VAL he’ll be able to control everything which is why Saturn and Jimmy want his power. In the meantime this might be fun to do, hey choas! Don’t you find it absoultly hilarious that you do Jimmies bidding? Haha! A being as great as yourself being controlled by a half breed. No wonder no-one thinks you worthy, your a puppet.
Oh whoops I sometimes forget I’m not in marketing anymore. Haha… But seriously I travel alot and I still need to eat and lots of the junk you find when running around the world taste terrible. It’s only natural that I like I like seaweed because you can find lots of it near the coasts, and hey! It’s presalted so I don’t have to do much!
Hail Zyborg,
Thanks for the tip and thanks for the free sample of your ZMB. It arrived safely in the mail today now I’m just trying to figure out how to open it. Er, is it supposed to glow in the dark?
Seth
My dad loves sea weed muffins
so do i ! and yeah a present would be nice to get him in a nice mood ! right now i’m at the shore and i just came back from a swim with my dad and i told him everything ! i’m glad that he understood me and wants to make this world a better place ! also right now i’m studying greece in history class and i made a project about poseidon and my dad was so proud ! ^_^ and i just want to change his mind more to just tell me comment more than 5 times a day ! LOL
Oh I think nope I did barf. What do you think sherlock?
Ignore the doctor he has horrible taste buds (lime jello and mustard bleagh)
Be silent Sherlock.
Hail Pauzzis,
Thanks for looking into this. At this point I would just like to second Scarly’s questions to you below:
http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=599&cpage=16#comment-76128
Seth
awesomeness! a shell phone! (ninja turtles… good times)
O.K. Everyone I have some bad news. Your friend Mutt is dead. And shockingly I’m his clone. But not completely. I’ll start at the begging. I ran into the lab and immeidiatly encountered some idiots with guns. Except they looked like ww with guns. I chomped down on one and flew past. I then ran into this room and thier in an operateing table was the body. I won’t go into details but they had obviously been seeing what made Mutt tick. Next to the table thier was a filing cabinet. I opened it and grabbed as much as I could. Then I grabbed the body (I’m still not sure why) and ran out bieng chased by the wolfmen. I ran into a shadow and came out in a forest. I dropped the body and started reading the papers. From what I can decifer from all thus medical terminology I was created from a sample of his DNA and a small drop of golden blood found at some battle scene. It was thought to be ichor or blood of an immortal god. Not sure who but the shadow traveling? Sounds like hades. I also am seeing some memorys. Not mine but Mutts somehow they got tranfered. I think that your friend was able to destroy this “original” vampire. Also my skeleton has been renforced and altered with steal in some places. Getting through metal detectors are going to be hard. The wolfmen aren’t supernatural, thier human children who were genetically altered as babys. They had wolf DNA spliced into thier own. Now that I know what I am I almost wish I didn’t.
The One
Oh :long stream of words I will not place here!: a clone? Graa no not mutt he can’t die. No time does not cry and it never will. Ok quick test… Hmm a question ok what has happened in a sum up to me and mutt since I got on? This includes every event every transformation and every scream in terror. And am I just so epic?
You realize I only half remember anything don’t you? These aren’t my memorys thier someone elses….. I AM. REPLACEMENT FOR SOMEONE ELSE. Sorry emotions got the best of me. Um let’s see you first appereared as a time traveler on the time traveler page. You were starting to be possesed by the original. To stop it mutt bit you and then went back in time. He thought he k/lled the original. He got smacked in the face by this phone you had given him. Stigma…. He was possesed by Fear. You saved Mom and… I mean you saved mutts mother and sister and father by creating a paradox. Then I erased thier memorys. Mutt erased thier memorys. Then it turned out that you had absorbed time. Fear was still alive. But we beat him! You locked him in pandorica then mutt got kidnapped by some cult and my memorys go completely fuzzy except for an arguement about life with you and finding poseidon.
Do I pass?
You pass congadulations (excuse the spelling) now I don’t know if mutt has a chance still working on that now what I need is for you to find the key and absorb it (scuse me) eat it.
The keys……. Mutt…. Gahaha I see the original. He is standing on the shore looking out at the waves. I step out of my hideing place. The movement catches his attetion. He looks and smiles. “I thought you would be able to bipass stigma.” I look at him then I charge…… Memorys…… HIS memorys. I’ll find the key doc. Just give me a second.
??????????????
Yes? I’m as confused as you but what are you not following?
Good news! My parents found me! Bad news.. I’m being hunted by almost everything in the vecinity of my existence..
Hail Forestly,
Thanks for keeping on and glad to hear you were found. Parents in general are highly conducive to your survival.
Seth
hey guys I had a really weird dream, it was that after vamp and WW war in 2012 4 of the worlds best sorcerers/wiccans/witches worked together to create a new world, one which creatures like pokemon off TV lived alongside us. (they weren`t actually pokemon just thats the easiest way to explain them. people started to tame them and make them battle each other (they didnt force them to battle, the willingly did it) anyone have any explanation for this?
how come my comments always go to the middle of the page?
Sooooooooooooooo confused…….
Doc, you know Greek right can you translate this graffiti I fond on the wall?
Φάτε μια σβουνιά.
If you intend to shove me into hell then it won’t work. The doorway has been closed so you cannot syphon the power of hells time. Come if you wish Zyborg. I captured your pathetic associate last night. His control was no match for my power. I’ll bring him to the battle zone. I don’t work for Jimmy I hijacked his experiment. And now I’m going to take out the to biggest threats to the plan. I squashed the number one threat. Your friend Mutt may have lived but I came out of the forest and finished the job. So you can fight and you can also die. Thier is only one thing on earth that can scatter my essence and you don’t have it.
Generally I avoid fighting ignorant specks of dirt, let me assure you if we collide in battle I won’t be the one who does the dying.
I have existed since the begining of the universe. I am older then Chronos. My powers strech across the universe and all other dimensions. It took me 13000 years to reform. I only take note of you because the Doctor trapped my weakling little brother. It’s as if a bacteria came up to me and started acting smug. So calling me a speck of dirt is quite hypocritical
Really? Considering you just admitted your older than dirt. Haha please “choas”. Your also very right. It’s like a bacteria came up to us and started acting smug.
Just remember every insolent word you utter your ARC suffers for it. Perhaps you’ll be more respectful when your head is nolonger attached to your body and your soul suffering in my fathers domain.
Would you please SHUT UP?
Come on, look at me! No plan, no back up, no weapons worth a damn, oh, and something else I don’t have, anything to lose! So, if you’re sitting up there in your silly little whatever it is, with all your silly little powers, and you’ve got any plans on taking the world tonight! just remember who’s standing in your way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you or your family, and then, and then, do the smart thing! Let somebody else try first.
hmm no back up hey?
time to try out that dragon summoning spell!
hmm no back up hey?
time to try out that dragon summoning spell
on second thought, may not be a dragon, ill see what i can find
Sorry Mrjaffa we already have this sorted out, chaos has met his end and Mr. Mutt is back among the living, our new target is the mysterious “dying winds” mutt claims they are from the fourth dimension, if your willing to help we could always use a hand. Our enemy seems to have attacked the doctor and from what we know they can bend in and out of existence. Also if you can summon dragons would you mond asking them if I can have one of their bones? I need one for a special formula that is sure to help out the humans.
~Zyborg Tempest of the Mortal Realm~
i can summon dragons through spells, but im not sure if i can get it to let you have a bone, but i will try. by the way, would someone mind getting my ice dragon for me? hes probably hovering around the area where the fight was.
doc, ice dragon coming your way
Glad to hear it. As long as you make ARC suffer! Oh by the way I was just planning on destroying him anyways. But thanks for the help. Doc, you both fighting on route 666? I’ll be there. I have a few surprises in store for our friend. Choas, you want to rip my head off? Haha! I will stand there and let you rip it off. Trust me, you won’t like what happens.
No plan? How chaotic. Mearly waiting for nightfall. You won’t like it whefghfh hillof slane acient Ireland sword o light 50ft downonlychancghvhh you will all perish!!!!! I hope you like the heat because here’s some HELLFIRE hahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Oh boy! Juicy bit of spilled information there wouldn’t you say? Mr. High and Mighty Choas. Thought that you were so powerful you could control that mutt side.
Also about this heat, should I bring some sunglasses? This sounds like a wonderful place. After me and doc smack the stuffing out of you I’m going on vacation!
Just the stuffing? Aww man 😥
You will never make it to the sword. Have fun in the dark dimension I’m sending you to. If the population doesn’t kll you the lack of food will! Nothing you can do Doctor time stands still in the dark dimension hahahahahaaa!!!!!!!
Funny if time is standing still it ain’t there. So I can’t go… Hey my adoptive brother says to stab you. In the back so STAB
Hm then I can go, and use the wormhole key to travel back. However ARC took mine, doc, you gotta give me the key you absorbed. It’ll be the only way back. I may actually not be able to come back but I can grab the sword and send it back, survival won’t be a problem, I’ll go with my cooking pack so I won’t starve. Now then doc, if I do this give chaos the full hangdown.
I can give you my key but you must give it back.
Okay… This means I won’t be able to come back though, I’ll have to close the wormhole and throw the key and sword after that. Understood…
Now it’s just you and me. Can you do it? Can you kll a friend in cold blood just to destroy me? Your gutless and you’ll die that way I have two of the three keys and once I kll you I’ll get the third from the incompitent cyborg and let loose Evil. Then the true Chaos will begin!!!!!
You call Zyborg incompetent? Hehe! You have no idea you just got played do you? ARC knows better, ARC hid key. Hahahaha! Your holding ARCs fake key haha! Didn’t ARC tell you that Zyborg made me? ARC cannot actually steal from ARCs master ehehe.
ARC is idiot with bad grammar! Chaos hasbeen following him since he ran off and pulled the old switcharoo. You hid the wrong key!! Idiot
You mock ARCs grammar and then put the words “hasbeen” together? You clearly know your grammar don’t you, tell me something if you think ARC hid the wrong key? How would Zyborg be coming back right now?
That is a very good question.
What……. Pathetic soul!!!!!! Cloud my reasoning? I will destroyall of you taste fire pathetic creatures hAhaha let the games begin!!!!!!!!!
If I may say, before we begin, that I just love how my angel abilities just allow me to materialize my iPhone into my hands. It was really rather clever that ARC took my form. ARC it’s cool how we can just shift the device back and forth. Now then choas, we have two keys and the sword, come and get them.
Only thing is… Doc got your key absorbed again?
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where is some super force like time carrying a bad@ss sword when you need one?
Being a b@dass and learning something help full. The One say hello to the one thing that Mutt left behind. A time travelling angelic werewolvian vampire. And I wish to introduce you to my adoptive brother Sherlock Holmes he says hello ladies and gentleman.
Mary if I have anything to say about it! Just give me a bottle of whisky and chaos will be…. Errrrr…. Not alive? Don’t you see? I’ve hurt mutt enought to know better.
Notyourfaulllgghg you will all DIE starting with the cyborgs!
Okay….. Now it’s personal!! Give me the sword.
It’s time to wipe the soil with the face of choas!!
☆〜（ゝ。∂）
Gotta go faster time move you but GO!!!
You actually did it….. Your friend will burn with me and he won’t be able to end the war! Hahaha no conscous slipping essence scutterung feqk uo bistrdshgguuuuu
Woah….(´･_･`)
CHRONOS I need super speed you old zone of a gun. Wait what are the rings doing they are going into my hands. Ow ow ow ow that hurts… Hehehe Sheher YEEEHAAA I can fell the power running through me it’s… It’s amazing.
Mutts clone have been destroyed but mutts corpse was transported to the ARC lab. I think we can revive mutt if we get there I’ll just need to grab some things….
I’ma comin as soon as I figure out what these rings did.
Alright I’ll be resting in my safehouse.
He’s dead??????????????
Yeah an unfortunate habit we have but not quite this time. We’re at the ARC lab in a cell. They’re going to take some DNA start over and dissect Our brain at 6:00. We’re not sure if they’re going to do Us the favor of klling us first. Any help would be apreciated.
Preparations are complete. I’m right outside. Here we go….
Indeed herE I come. Hanna you have to stay ghtjrixndj. Oops I had my auto typer on.
I doubt that after all those explosions that they even have dissection on their minds. I love making bombs go BOOM! Hahahaha! I tell you there is nothing more beautiful then making a bomb and then watching it explode!!!
Hey guys 🙂 i’m still injured but betteer ! today i went to school because i had to and my teacher acctually was nice to me ! but i thiink she is trying to makee mee thiink that she is good now so i doont pay attention to her evil plaans ! ( i’m stilll tryiing to typee with aaaa peenciial in my mouth )
Talk to you later 😉
Glad your doing better. I’ll see if I can do anything to ruin your teachers evil plans.
Thanks ^_^
im probs way to late doc, but i will still summon that dragon (tell me if it works!)
On it
thanks
found the dragon yet? to be honest im not sure if i actually summoned him/her, so he may not be there. by the way, how do all the people on this site get to hell? I always hear people sayin that there in hell.
Ah hell, yup, been there, done that. Why are you wanting to go? It’s not any fun and it’s really hot but it can be arranged.
Yeah I found it it was freezing a herd ofdeer. It should be omits way back. Thiers an interdimensional portal on rt 666 to hell. As Zyborg said NOT a nice place.
Anyone heard from Pauzzis lately? I’m getting worried!
i just saw your comment ! i’m fine but my arm still broken 🙁 but i’ll try to comment more !
you know it’s hard to pass 8th grade have a youtube channel and be a mervamp !
Good luck on your exams, Pauz. Stay away from the crazy teacher and let us know when you’re back online, Its about time for new nail polish and facials so I will need your help!
Hey scarly 🙂 are you still going to get your nails done ? because i’m going to upload a halloween nail art video to my channel today and i tought you might like it ! also on wednesday or thursday i’m going to upload another video about facials so stay tuned 😀
I think I’m going to do them myself Pauz – any color suggestions? Can you give me the link to your channel again?
link : http://www.youtube.com/user/pauzzis97 they a pirate nails and next monday is ghost and they are going to be glow in the dark ! i though of you when i made the ghost design ( i know how much you love glow in the dark stuff ) hahaha 🙂
I can’t wait to try the glow in the dark ones. Do you know ny facials for WWs that have pumpkin in them? I love pumpkin and I need something to keep me calm. 😀
thanks, god how the hell do i hide a dragon from my mom & dad? id better figure out how to ddo a spell recall soon
Conospiritus retractum. Look it up and of that doesn’t work……… Do ice dragons eat kangaroos? Probably but yeah that spell should work.
Thanks, I’ll look it up! I didn’t so much want to go to hell I just wanted to know how people got there. What’s rt 666
Mr Jaffa do you have a Water Tower in your town? If so, this is a great place to hide your dragon. They can swim, though most people don’t realize it.
OR you can look for a parking garage that isn’t really used, but you’ll have to make sure you tie him up or he/she could break free.
Thanks scarly. What’s a water tower?
Have you ever seen the movie aquamarine ? just google it ! and you will know it
ok thanks. is it one of those big towers that hold water?
It’s a giant tower that holds a bunch of reserve water for the town. It sits high up on wooden legs, and it’s kind of a big tank. Good swimming for a dragon.
thanks, i think the dragon is hiding somewhere a bit colder, because its like 30 degrees here in aus, soon itll get up into the 40 degrees zone 🙁
What color is the dragon, Mr Jaffa? Does he have a blue scale on his stomach? This could be very important – if he does let me know.
Don’t know scarly I think it’s decided to live in antarctica, in a big cave. Poor dragon, his pizza would always get frozen.
milkshake= the ultimate source of magical energy!
no particular reason, just wantd to know how people get there
Well then, i still need advice, but on vamp clasmates….. Cuz i have (i think) 4-5 vamps in my class 😯
Hail NAOH,
Thanks for your patience and for keeping on. It’s not unusual to uncover several vampires in one school or class. In fact, to have just one is highly unusual. If you are still keeping on and still experiencing a vamp crisis, I will try to divert some survivors your way to help deal with it….
Meanwhile, can I ask, what are you? And how about the rest of the members of your class? If you don’t know, I urge you to find out ASAP. Know your friends! Before it’s too late.
Seth
Ahh well, Test says im an Angelic Werewolf Time Traveller. Is That bad news?
Not really
Errm, got some REAL bad news… My class exists out of 30 people, 4 Are vamps, 2 are cyborgs 1 is (i think) a sasquatch (he’s me best mate) and worst of all…. 7 are Werewolves, and i dont know of Vamps and Werewolves go well in ONE classroom
Well vamps and ww have been known to coxesistce peacfully but if WWIII breaks out……. Run like hell.
Yeah, but i dont wanna hide in 1700
ok thanks. by the way the people on spells of magic are dumb@sses i recommend making their life miserable. doc they called you a fake bi*ch when i said ill ask time himself to help me punish them. there names are MaraXXX and blue wolf.
Jerks.
I am known as Time1
ok sorry, it was the first thing that came to my head. i had a bad case of early morning stupid. was the 1 meant to be there or was it a typo?
awaiting moderation
Sooooooooo, if the original is dead. Then me and mutt can be friends now, right?
As long as we can refrain from jumping down eachothers throats and niether of us get possesed then probably.
Mutt out
Thanks mr mutt. Oh and zyborg I didnt necessarily want to go to hell, I just wanted to know how people got there. What’s rt 666?
Little highway out in the middle of nowhere USA
Ok thanks. Do icE dragOns tend to steer clear of hot Australian sun? The dragon is probably hiding out in the arctic or something cause Its not here yet. I can’t find anything on conospiritus retractum. Oh well, I’ll look on spells of magic. Sorry about the random caps all I can say is stupid iPod.
Hail Survivors,
I received this cry for help in my email recently. As it is a very serious situation with a time limit ie: October 13, I’m reaching out to you for help advising this Survivor who goes only by the name of Vee:
“my boyfriend is from a very wealthy family from europ, he stays up all night and sleeps all day.He never seems to eat or drink anything but is the picture of health.He says he is a misunderstood goth, well i’m also goth but i go out in the day he just wont. He lives with his family, in fact all of his family live in a huge estate complete with a family cematary. He has had me learn how to ballroom dance,proper edicate, and is teaching me how to hunt game. he says it is very important to learn to reconise prey anywere even downtown.I just don’t understand why this is important.My boyfriend had me over at his parents place for dinner. there really nice,however all there relatives look exacly the same. they have pictures dating back to the 16th centry .He has ask me to merry him. His family has somehow analised my DnA and have aproved me for conversion. I have over herd them saying that i may be the key to there races survival and that my conversion is long over due. As part of the engagement ritual i must offer my life to him and drink bloodwine from the cup of ages (it’s bin a tradtition for as long as any one in his family can remember), the ring has a family crest from 1457 feturing a bat,wolf,the moon and 3 v’s. They have also restricked my diet,i can only eat veggies high in iron and meat that they have aproved by there doctor.When visiting him or his family i can olny ware dresses or skirts.Most recently i have seen him or his family watching me every were. I feel trapped ,they seem to know everything that i do except when i visit my sister witch they do not approve.They even have a file on my entire life history,everything from my birth, to what grades i have in school, who i dated, my friends what i buy and my medical history. My family is all for me marring into his family ,even they seem to be acting odd. My sister is the only one who is against this. The engagement party is comming up at midnight october 13 and i’m scared as hell. Please let me know if i should go with it or run for my life, he keeps saying soon we will be together forever.
Please help me Vee”
First off a bat and a wolf as thier family cresent could mean that they are werepyres. They seem to be extremely old and powerful. The sister who dislikes the family may be a witch or other supernatural creature and can sense that the family isn’t normal. Now if this Vee wishes to avoid becomeimg a vampire then she should dump this guy and get a witches protection. However if she still is attached to this guy she will have to reason things out. Perhaps convince him that forever is a really long time to be together. As for anyother advice…… There is a certain plant that is believed to help people in these situations. It’s name is vervain and I’ve noticed that I can’t touch it without burning myself. So if she wishes to avoid becomeimg a vampire she should drink vervain tea. That’s all my advice.
Mutt out
Hail Mr. Mutt,
Thanks for weighing in on Vee’s dilemma. I see your logic about the family crest. I will email her a link to your reply.
Where does one get this vervain tea?
Anyone else have a thought?
Seth
Hello Seth I am Vee’s soon to be fiancee. I would like to thank you for taking an interest in this matter, however my family and i have found it prudent to place Vee under house arrest until the engagement. Please thank Mr Mutt on his advise about vervain tea,fortunately we are way to old to be affected by a simpal herb. I will give Vee your congratulations. As for her sister she is easly delt with. Damion
Well of vervain doesn’t work on you then youre a family of originals. Which really really scares me. However mr. High and mighty Damion answer me this: do you really want to spend forever with someone you forced into marriage? I mean think of normal nagging. Now multiply it by f being the variable for forced. Not a pretty equation.
If only Zyboragon was here, then you would be completely screwed you filthy originals. He would have made some sort of potion or bomb to irradicate you.
But ARC knows Zyboragon is reasonable, so explain your cause before everyone gets riled up. Zyboragon would at least hear both sides of the story. So ARC must follow in suit.
Explain yourself, or… Feel the wrath of this entire group. Marching up your doorstep ready to combat you.
Believe ARC, you will not win that war.
Okay, now I’m back. Has someone heard anything from Vee?
Nethertheless her sister?
If not, I’m going to be making a little visit.
Also Damion, if your so old a simple herb won’t effect you, you should be old enough to spell words correctly.
Like the word “simple” for instance.
Not even going to honor me with a reply? Or are you a coward?
It is cowardness, to not even tell what your intentions are, if you won’t grant us that much we will be forced to break in and obtain the human.
If you have anything worth saying, then now is the perfect time to talk.
Now then, what do you plan on doing with Vee?
Anwser or you’ll have the great trio (me, myself, and I) to deal with.
If you talk I can guarantee your safety, if you refuse, there won’t be enough of you left to feed a guinea pig.
In case you haven’t guessed he’s the violent one
Hi I’m Vee’s sister Bebe. Damion and his family are now a huge pile of ashes. My family is now being questioned by the us military.As for Vee well no one can tell me what has happend to her.I know that she is around alive mabe.I got a email from the freemasons saying that I was not to worry that they have her in a secured place for study and that she is what they are looking for. well I am worried and who the f*#k are the freemasons? Why would they care if she is or is not a vampire? Any ideas? Thank you all for your concern. Bebe
Hail Bebe,
Many belated thanks for this dramatic update from the story of Damion and Vee. As you can see we’re all very concerned about her situation. What is your family telling the military?
I’m glad to hear that Vee is alive although very concerned about her new situation. Do you know which branch of the Freemasons you are dealing with? This could help us understand her situation. They could be genuinely interested in her welfare… or not. Were there any other clues? Do you know if Vee was bitten?
Seth
I never told the military any thing. As for my family I don’t talk to them. I’m not sure what branch of the freemasons has Vee, but i was aloud to visit. I think she was bitten, she’s very pale wont eat food I bring her and she sleeps all day.I have to talk to her behind a glass wall they say it’s for my portection. They will not tell my what tests there doing to her. Really confused Bebe
ARC suspects that this branch is also related to enigmas capture. Bebe while visiting did you happen to hear any howling or scratching noises? If so then please tell ARC. It could be in both our best interests, and if Vee was bitten and turned into a vampire then Zyboragons antidote that was used on stigmas chimeras then it should be able to turn Vee human again. Keep in touch.
hello Arc/Seth I just got back from visiting Vee.I had to take a health exam before they would let me see her,they gave me a needle saying my red blood cells were down.They have aloud me to visit Vee at a table in a room with other pepole visiting pepole and other beings. Yes Arc I have herd lots of scratching,howling,screaming and moaning I have seen creatures that I did not now even exsited. On my visit I ask Vee how she was. Vee told me she is being treated well and she is a vampire and they keep taking blood samples from her daily. As I was getting ready to go she attack me one of her fangs punctured my arm, thankfuly the gaurds did not notice as they pried Vee off me. Am I in trouble can I get vampireisum from Vee If so what can I do? How long do I have befor I transform? thanks Bebe
ARCs never been around vampires so ARC can’t anwser that, but thanks for the info, ARCs friend Enigma must be there, if you want ARC might be able to free Vee from there.
You need to reopen the wound and press vervain down on it. It’s your only hope. And when you go vp you’ll know it. Your heart will cease to beat.
Im not sure if this would help but you might want to treat the bite mark with holy water.it could stop you from going vampire
Hail Bebe,
Thanks for the update and I will pass your thanks on. They are very helpful and their advice can be counted on. I’m sorry to hear they still have Vee but the good news here is that for one vampire to transform another, unlike with werewolves, it requires a protracted exchange of blood and not a single bite. So, chances are good that you are not in immediate danger of transforming and the advice given should be sufficient. Just remain vigilant and pay attention to any signs that arise – aversion to food and sunlight or increased strength and sensory perceptions. However there is some evidence I found that a single bite and a small exchange of fluids CAN lead to an irresistible attraction to vampires. It’s a technique some covens of vampires use to gain human fans or “goulfriends.” So don’t get ghouled! Be very suspicious of any strong attractions you may be feeling to any members of the opposite sex for the next month or so.
As for Vee, did you get a sense of where this hospital is located? How did you get there? How long did it take?
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
ARC has fond this “hospital”, ARC has been captured, thank goodness ARC can materialize communicational devices. Zyboragon! They have something known as a SCET tracking you, they want a dragon such as yourself. They do have Enigma, they have all kinds of monsters here, even kitsune.
This lab must be destroyed.
Zyboragon, you want to see why ARCs been eating dynamite?
Hehehehehe!
Yeah zyboragon should probably handle this. I may end up turning a certain cyborg into an onion.
ARC is not sure if that comment was directed towards ARC or not. ARC does know that you don’t trust ARC. Either way, ARC is good and trying to prevent apocolypses.
Not to mention good at kidnapping peoples families and createing apocolypses.
When Zyborg was hacked and almost poisoned earths water:
Zyborg: I deserve to be smited.
Mutt: That wasn’t you man.
When ARC was hacked and switched to good.
This conversation happens.
Tell me, what separates ARC and Zyborg when both of us have tried to kll humanity?
Okay here’s how much we care about humans in general 100%. here’s how much we care about our family 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000to the 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th power. I don’t give a shitzu for humanity compared to my family. That’s the difference. Plus I’m annoyed you tricked me and I don’t believe your not evil.
Mutt/One out
That is like saying that we shouldn’t trust Mutt, mutt went crazy and wanted to destroy the world when he became id, destroying humanity ie Zyboragons parents. ARC doesn’t believe your judgment is fair.
Yeah but the rest of you aren’t half as paranoid as I am. Afterall they took you back pretty quick. Fool me once ARC. Maybe someday I will be able to trust you but nor today.
ARC will continue seeking atonement for ARCs crimes. Whether you come to trust ARC or not. Anyways ARC believes ARC is in the underground facility that Bebe’s sister Vee is in. The people that run this place are very secretive, they have attempted removing ARCs ARC lazor from ARC. They haven’t, they have also attempted communication with ARC. ARC believes they are mocking ARC by talking slow, as if ARC is ourworldly. They have attempted to beat ARC for answers but, ARC remains silent.
They ask questions like “where did you come from”? Or “tell me what you know about dragons, werewolves, cannibals, zombies, vampires, etc..
ARC is being held in a very dim lit cell. The walls are a brownish gray color that gives off a very dramatic appearance. The doors are thick and heavy, activated by machines that open and close them. If ARC attempts any form of escape they use an electric pulsing ray that seems to stun ARC. Escape is not likely.
It is cold here, ARC is freezing and starving.
Aaar curse my softness! I’m comeing to help you but if you stab me in the back I’ll find a way to kll you. I’m heraaaaaaaaaaaagghhhhh
No, you mustn’t. ARC may not like it here but ARC doesn’t break, ARC cannot starve to de@th, as long as ARC is here, everyone is safe. Don’t come! Do you understand?
Don’t worry Mr. Jaffa, I bet he could just breathe fire on it and cook it himself but I guess the crust might get a little charred. Hope he likes crispy peperoni.
hes/shes an ice dragon
to any vampire out there that can here this:
Help! I’m hiding in my underground hideout looking for my clan. Im surrounded by werewolves and can hear merpeople in the sewer. I’m fending off the wolves but its not working so well. The ones that found me i killed, but there is at least 30 of ’em!! HELP ME PLEASE!! Im unexperienced, and im a newborn!!! HELP. uh oh, here they come!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!
Hail Underneath,
Maybe this isn’t the best time to say this but what the heck, WELCOME BACK and glad to know you’re keeping on. How’ve you been? I mean besides the continuing clanlessness, the unfriendly WWs and the unknown Mermish, how’ve you been? I was away on a mission for a little while this summer and appear to have missed a couple of your posts. Last we all heard from you, you had transformed into a mysterious all-white WW. Is this still the case? Also, what makes you think the Mermish aren’t friendly? If you can hear them maybe they can hear you. It might be time to take a chance.
Meanwhile I will post a link to your comment on the other pages….
Seth
Hey seth,
Other than things trying to kill me, (same old, same old) Im fine, thank you. I found the reason why I changed into a white ww! I was hunting under a full moon and a wolf (yes, a regular wolf) came up and bit me. That was very weird.
Hail Underneath,
Thanks for checking in from your underground hideout and sorry to hear about the wolf bite. That is a little weird. What were you doing to annoy him? And may I commend you on not biting back. That must have taken admirable restraint. Of course lots of WWs believe that if you eat a wolf you die – so probably a very good choice.
On the plus side, I did a little research into white WWs and it’s not so bad. Turns out some mesoamericans may worship you as a god. Do you spend a lot of time in Central or South America? Possibly you could try their WWW summoning ritual to make some new allies. It involves a fire and some cigars and wait… I’ll just post it:
Seth
Very cool Seth! Tommorrow is a full moon, and I am freakin out man!
oh, and the mermish, Aw, I dont wanna know.
As far as I know I am not time but… I mean a vampire of course I am time… Any who what can I do yah fer.
WOW ! IT’S BEEN LIKE FOREVER SINCE I POSTED SOMETHING HERE!!!!!!!! guys i miss talking to you a lot ! Scarly i could not find the glow in the dark nail polish but i heard they sell some at claire’s or target at the halloween section 🙂 and they finally took my cast off like a week ago !!!!
idk why i didn’t comment in that and my exam week is OVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay yay yay 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 
PUAZZIS!! Jesie here I’m the docs girlfriend thank you for your very fun YouTube videos.
Hail Pauzzis97,
Welcome back. Glad to hear that your cast is off and you are still keeping on keeping on. How did your exams go?
Seth
Pauz congrats on finishing your exam week! What one was the hardest? I have a really hard time with physics. Maybe it’s because all I can think about is geography.
Did your arm look different when your cast came off?
Hey guys !
i can finally type like a normal vampire my arm looked skinnier and more pail than before but still my arm ! hahahaha !!!! About the exams well you might now that i’m not that good at math so yeah math was the hardest and today i had my last exam ! it was physics and OMG those this kill my brain cells !!!!! and Scarly right now i’m editing the nail tutorial !!!!!
Math is hard. I got an F too, so I had to stay and do extra tutorials with my teacher. I’m much better at writing and telling stories and playing music than I am at understanding equations. What’s your easiest subject Pauz?
History and Biology ! music i don’t like it to much , we have to play the flute and im like the worst flute player ever !
The flute is hard. I used to be good at the trumpet, but now I mostly play piano. I find it hard because my nails grow so fast – silly WW genes.
Biology! You should be a scientist!