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Sasquatch: How To Deal With a Bigfoot

October 7, 2011 By Seth 105 Comments

sasquatchDangerSign-Small-optYOU MAY BE DEALING WITH SASQUATCH OR BIGFOOT!

Sasquatch or Bigfoot is not publicity hungry like ghosts or demons. That’s why you don’t see them very often, their mamas don’t raise fools. If you do encounter a lost bigfoot, please remember:

1. If you must take photos or video, be sensitive. He or she probably remembers the frontier days when there was a bounty on their heads and hunters took trophy photos like this one. Just the sight of camera could cause him or her to panic.

If you do upload Sasquatch photos to this site, please do not include the geo-coordinates and try to blur the faces of any minor Sasquatches under 100 years old.

2.  Do not feed the Sasquatch. They are very strict vegans and there is no way you can accommodate this diet in the city.

3. Help Bigfoot find his or her way home. Travel at night to not attract attention. Avoid impressionable spots where footprints will give away your location.

4. Don’t get too close, no matter how cold you get or how nice he seems. Sasquatches are very cuddly but also VERY strong. Think of it this way –  grizzly bears refer to dangerously tight hugs as “Sasquatch Hugs.”

by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com

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  1. ELC says

    December 22, 2009 at 3:20 am

    We just couldnt leave your website before saying that we really enjoyed the quality information you offer to your visitors… Will be back often to check up on new stuff you post!

    Reply
  2. Alexthewerewolf says

    March 9, 2010 at 11:11 pm

    My friend is a Sasquatch and vampire… After I read this,It seem scary.What should I do seth?

    Reply
  3. Seth says

    March 10, 2010 at 11:34 am

    Wow. A Sasquatch-Vampire combo or a Vampquatch (as I like to call them) can be pretty dangerous. The good news is that Sasquatches are notoriously camera shy so carry a camera with you as much as possible and threaten to take their photo whenever they get a little vampy.

    Seth

    Reply
  4. Alexthewerewolf says

    March 13, 2010 at 10:30 pm

    Ok I have a digital one

    Reply
  5. Nightwolf says

    March 30, 2010 at 1:31 pm

    O wow man I thought that they would be mean I didn’t know they where just shy

    Reply
    • Seth says

      March 31, 2010 at 12:39 pm

      Misunderstanding is perhaps the most common source of conflict and conflict is one of the biggest threats to your survival.

      So all that said though Sasquatch are very strong and will defend themselves if threatened so never corner one!

      Seth

      Reply
  6. Zompirefreak says

    April 15, 2010 at 9:14 pm

    Dude, omg my best frend is a cannibal AND a Sasquatch!!! Seth, what should I do???

    Reply
    • Seth says

      April 16, 2010 at 1:30 pm

      Wow! That is a rare combination. Thanks for posting.

      Hopefully they will be limited to eating other Sasquatches but that is not very good either. I would recommend trying your best to not appear Sasquatch-like around them so that you don’t look like an attractive meal replacement. In the meantime try getting them to eat more salad to see if you can get them to return to the vegetarian ways of the Sasquatch. Whatever you do if they invite you over for a hot tub be very suspicious if they start adding spices and chopping veggies into the tub!

      Seth

      Reply
  7. Sierra says

    January 13, 2011 at 11:27 am

    Witches publicity hungry NuH-uh

    Reply
    • Seth says

      March 12, 2011 at 5:55 pm

      Hail Sierra,

      A very belated thanks for the NuH-uh! I just NuH-oticed it. I think it’s very justified and probably Graham owes you witches an apology because it’s true the witches on this site are the opposite of publicity hungry. In fact I’ve been trying very hard to encourage you witches to share your training secrets and your best spells and it hasn’t been easy.

      I’m going to change this page and inform Graham he must issue a formal apology, that ends with a thorough display of self-flagellation.

      Thanks for keeping on,

      Seth

      Reply
  8. Leslie says

    February 16, 2011 at 9:35 pm

    I’m a werewolf

    Reply
    • Seth says

      February 18, 2011 at 12:24 am

      Hail Leslie,

      Welcome to the site. Are you all ready for the full moon? Have you transformed before or will this be your first time? Are you planning to crib up or just wolf out?

      Seth

      Reply
  9. jessica says

    March 5, 2011 at 1:03 pm

    i dont know if im a vamp or not or a werewolf. i think im a werewolf because i always like to stare at the full moon and sometimes howl. I think i transform and go home but i dont realise i do. ill describe myself i am pale a fast runner im strong for a girl and i like climbing and prefer forests to home watam i??? please help me

    Reply
    • Seth says

      March 6, 2011 at 11:14 pm

      Hail Jessica,

      Thanks for your question and for keeping on. While staring at the moon is common among many beings, howling while you stare at the moon is one of those red WW flags you can’t really ignore so let’s begin with a short WW test:

      It is entirely possible to transform and not remember what happened – especially for new werewolves – but there should be some tell-tale clues. For instance do you wake up in your bed the day after a full moon or in er, odd places? If you wake up in your bed, do you find leaves and dirt in the sheets? Examine the soles of your feet – are they clean when you wake up? The week after a full moon do you have dreams of running in the woods? Also do you have any unusual scars on your body that could indicate you were bitten by a WW? Having no memory of the bite is uncommon but not unheard of – however even if you don’t remember there should be a scar. WW bites leave fairly big scars, generally on an appendage as opposed to vamp bites which are normally just puncture wounds on the neck.

      Now I see your confusion due to the whole climbing thing. When you say you like to climb, are you referring to trees? Or buildings? Or mountains?

      Thanks for keeping on,

      Seth

      Reply
  10. The lone wanderer says

    March 6, 2011 at 3:19 am

    Posable vamwolf are becoming more and more common

    Reply
    • Seth says

      March 6, 2011 at 9:49 pm

      Very very true LW. Do you have any theories as to why this might be?

      Seth

      Reply
      • Wolfy says

        March 12, 2011 at 5:40 pm

        Maybe they could be called werepyres as well

        Reply
  11. Zebras&Cows says

    March 6, 2011 at 8:52 pm

    O.k. I have a friend that is both a Sasquatch and a werewolf, what are the consequences exactly?
    If you can get back to me that would be nice.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      March 7, 2011 at 12:44 am

      Hail Zebras&Cows,

      Welcome to the site and thanks for keeping on. Seems like a lot of sasquatches around lately. After years with no sightings – suddenly two in one week. Very strange. Also, this is the first sasquatch-werewolf report. Do you think your friend is a sasquatch who was recently bitten by a werewolf? Or the offspring of a genetic werewolf who married a genetic sasquatch? It’s not impossible to imagine after all they share a love of forest and fur – altho sasquatch is vegetarian while WW = definately not!

      If you don’t know the answer here, I hope you will find out. Sasquatches are normally very peaceful, laid-back, reclusive beings who are more likely to disappear on you than hurt you – but a sasquatch who’s been bitten by a werewolf? There’s no telling where that could go. Have you met his/her mom and dad? Has your friend experienced his (or her) first moon yet?

      Seth

      Reply
      • Zebras&Cows says

        March 7, 2011 at 6:41 am

        I think he was a bitten Sasquatch. He probably experienced his first moon, but because he is all fury, He probably doesn’t remember. Last time I saw him he was eating muffins and a burger, without the bun, cheese
        or other stuff.

        Reply
        • Seth says

          March 12, 2011 at 5:35 pm

          Hail Z & C,

          Muffin burgers??? A bad sign and a worse lunch. Especially for a sasquatch. His werewolf physiology is clearly affecting his saskquatch self. Nobody wants to see a sasquatch experiencing were-rage. Somebody needs to alert him. Normally this is the job of a responsible biter. Any idea the joker who bit him? What kind of a werewolf bites a Sasquatch…???

          Also keep your eyes open for the worried sasquatch who is no doubt looking for him. If he’s hanging out in public, munching on muffin burgers, there’s also another sasquatch tracking him to bring him home, guaranteed!

          Seth

          Reply
          • Zebras&Cows says

            March 12, 2011 at 6:38 pm

            My friend has died, due to a bunch of angry werewolves were angry cause he alerted the area 51 agents of their presence. To escape and cover up evidance they ate him. His mother was killed as well. I fell sorry for his clueless father.

            Reply
  12. hollie says

    March 7, 2011 at 10:44 am

    Hi Seth, yes acctualy my feet are dirty of a morning. I do have dreams about running in the forest as a werewolf and I play games about it, I never play games like that!

    Reply
    • Seth says

      March 12, 2011 at 6:20 pm

      Hail Hollie,

      Well dirty morning feet are one of the most conclusive werewolf signs that I know. No werewolf has every found a way to properly stock human shoes for the end of the moon and as a result, the human feet get dirty running back to bed. Oh they do try. You see the results around sometimes. A pair of shoes in the park or in a trash can or over a telephone wire… Problem is, most werewolves can’t time the transformation back to human form precisely enough. Or else the shoes disappear.

      It may be time you start shaking the family tree until that werewolf ancestor falls out! Is there anyone with a tendency to disappear on a full moon? Who is very secretive and maybe a bit obsessed with hair removal? Or do you suspect you may have been bitten at some point and not realized it?

      Thanks for keeping on,

      Seth

      Reply
  13. Awesome dude says

    April 13, 2011 at 3:52 pm

    Seth I need ur help. I looked at my stats and it said I was an angel werewolf ect. and I need help on knowing what I am.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      April 14, 2011 at 9:44 am

      Hail Awesome,

      Thanks for this self-report and welcome. Complex results are not uncommon among certain survivors, especially younger ones with diverse ancestors and/or who experienced a large number of supernatural encounters. It’s for this reason the Monstrometer enables you to track your results over time and examine them on a pie-chart that changes with you. If angel is your dominant result, then you should prepare for the eventuality of wings and watch out around electronic equipment because at some point you will probably find yourself blowing up an entire lab like Jessie did here http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=982&cpage=3#comment-27316.

      However sometimes due to environmental circumstances, a recessive or passive identity will become unexpectedly dominant. That’s why it’s important to not ignore your other identities. If werewolf is the smaller part, and a number of vampires spring up in your area, this will trigger your werewolf characteristics to predominate ad you need a full-moon preparedness plan right away. You can read about this and talk to others about this on the werewolf page here http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=605 or http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=985&cpage=3#comment-26687

      I encourage you to read up and ask yourself does any of it sounds like you? Are you currently experiencing an itchy back and sparky fingertips? Or is it sudden unexplained muffin cravings?

      Thanks for keeping on,

      Seth

      Reply
      • Awesome dude says

        April 14, 2011 at 4:07 pm

        Will the pie show that I’m an agel if I clear all the data and I do another test

        Reply
        • Seth says

          April 15, 2011 at 9:39 pm

          Hail Awesome dude,

          Well I guess that depends on if you are an angel? You may be an angel but you may also be a different kind of creature, perhaps even a hybrid of a couple of different kinds of monsters.

          Determining what kind of creature someone is is unfortunately still a bit of an inexact science so the best results are usually obtained with a large sample size. So if you scan yourself with the maximum number of questions and try to do it often then you will get much more accurate stats. Usually the top three results on your self scan are most likely the parts of your hybrid.

          Also make sure that you press the “Interrogate Other” button when scanning you are not scanning yourself to keep your self scan stats accurate!

          Keep on keeping on scanning yourself.

          Seth

          Reply
  14. Awesome dude says

    April 16, 2011 at 11:46 pm

    Do u know where i can buy mobster-hunting gear?

    Reply
  15. NonAwesome dude says

    April 16, 2011 at 11:46 pm

    Do u know where i can buy monster-hunting gear?

    Reply
  16. Awesome dude says

    April 28, 2011 at 8:12 pm

    Hey! That guy is not me! He hacked my iPod!

    Reply
    • Seth says

      April 29, 2011 at 10:50 pm

      Hail Awesome dude,

      I suspected there was something significantly less awesome about that dude. Like the fact he seemed unaware this site is not dedicated to the hunting of mobsters or monsters but to the mutually monstrous survival of all. In fact I’m going to go change his name to NonAwesomedude right now…

      So who is this NonAwesome dude and how did he get a hold of your iPod?

      Seth

      Reply
  17. Awesome dude says

    May 6, 2011 at 6:40 pm

    I did not leave it enyones hands exept mine.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      May 9, 2011 at 12:40 am

      Hail Awesome dude,

      Did you check your security cam app? Maybe it got a photo of your less awesome hacker? Hey- you think it’s the same hacker(s) who took down PS3?

      Keep on with the keeping on,

      Seth

      Reply
  18. Dezzarahbatting says

    May 8, 2011 at 12:34 am

    :mrgreen: Well let me just tell you that this does not seem real are you guys actually serious?Because the only thing that really exists are cannibals and werewolfs,don’t ask me how I know that.But who are you trying to Kidd to cause it’s not cool you could be scathing little children.

    Reply
    • pauzzis97 says

      May 9, 2011 at 12:49 am

      if you don’t like the site then why on earth are you in it ?
      just saying !!!

      Reply
  19. Awesome dude says

    May 10, 2011 at 6:02 pm

    Lessawesomedude, y will get messed up when I get my hands on u!

    Reply
  20. Awesome dude says

    May 11, 2011 at 10:04 pm

    Seth hacked my iPod because he knew I had that app! It does not come already downloaded!

    Reply
  21. epicdude44 says

    June 3, 2011 at 12:35 am

    it says I’m a zombie,vampire,cyborg,werewolf,leprechaun,witch,ghost

    Reply
    • Seth says

      June 5, 2011 at 6:32 pm

      Hail Epicdude44,

      Welcome to the site and thanks for this epic self-report. You may want to keep an eye on this evolving situation. Checking your personal profile on a daily basis is as important as checking the weather. How else will you know if you need an umbrella and a bungee cord for your pants or a good pair of sunglasses and a day walker ring? Judging from this report, you maybe need it all.

      Whatever you do, please keep on keeping on!

      Seth

      Reply
  22. epicdude44 says

    June 3, 2011 at 12:37 am

    😯

    Reply
  23. epicdude44 says

    June 5, 2011 at 11:41 pm

    thanks

    Reply
    • Seth says

      June 16, 2011 at 9:10 pm

      Hail epicdude44,

      You’re welcome!

      How did last night’s combo of Lunar Eclipse and Full Moon effect you? Notice anything unusual?

      You can read more about what happened here: http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=2430

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  24. Werewolfs Rule121 says

    December 23, 2011 at 10:10 pm

    Hey Seth I just went over to my neighbors house to get some jello but when I stepped out onto my porch I saw something tht linked like a very small bone do u know what this could be?

    Reply
  25. Werewolfs Rule121 says

    December 23, 2011 at 10:10 pm

    Hey Seth I just went over to my neighbors house to get some jello but when I stepped out onto my porch I saw something tht linked like a very small bone do u know what this could be?

    Reply
  26. MrMan says

    March 2, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    Apparently my friend is a sasquatch and a psycho! I thought sasquatches were peaceful, but psychos are, well psychotic and violent. What can i expect to come from this?

    Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      March 3, 2012 at 12:19 am

      Hello Mr. Man, I’m Mr. Mutt. Well a phyco sasquatch! I think that’s every survivors worst nightmare. Something as strong as a Sasquatch and angry as a phycopath? Dęadly combo there. Still his shyness will be really tamped up so a picture of him in bad lighting and low angles should send him into hysterics. Umm bad for him hysterics not going at you with a butchers knife hysterics……

      Reply
      • Scythe says

        March 3, 2012 at 3:05 am

        Zyboragon used to strike fear in the hearts of psychos.
        I imagine it’s not difficult to accomplish if you’re a five ton dragon.

        Reply
        • mrjaffa says

          March 3, 2012 at 6:04 am

          i miss zyboragon. 😥

          Reply
          • Seth says

            March 4, 2012 at 5:16 pm

            Hail mrjaffa,

            Me too!

            Seth

            Reply
      • Seth says

        March 4, 2012 at 6:15 pm

        Hail Mr. Mutt,

        That is good advice there. Playing up the weaknesses of each part to neutralize a potentially terrifying threat.

        Seth

        Reply
    • Seth says

      March 4, 2012 at 6:13 pm

      Hail Mr. Man,

      Thanks for this Monstrometer Report. As you can see, this is the first psychotic Sasquatch we’ve heard about here on the site. It is a bit of a dichotomy. The good news is he probably can’t hide in your closet or under the bed. Does he still fit in your car? You could drive him deep into the woods and see if he will hear the call of nature? Or do you think he’ll just go windigo?

      Thanks for keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
      • Mr. Mutt says

        March 4, 2012 at 6:23 pm

        Uuuhhh no offense Seth, but wendigos are cannibals. That used to be human. And are really stinking hard to kįll.

        Reply
        • Seth says

          March 6, 2012 at 10:24 pm

          No offense Mr. Mutt but the source of that information probably never saw a vampire angel either never mind an alien werewolf or a cyborg leprechaun but yes what you say is true. I just don’t think that is the only story… just saying…

          Seth

          Reply
          • Mr. Mutt says

            March 6, 2012 at 11:14 pm

            Yes Seth and werewolves are men who strap belts made of human skin around themselves right? I am quite aware that there are fifty versions of every myth but I have yet to hear of one including both a Sasquatch and a wendigo. I was merely pointing out that your terminology may not have been the best fitting,

            Reply
            • Seth says

              March 20, 2012 at 12:12 am

              Hail Mr. Mutt,

              Well I can safely give you that. Apologies if my interminable terminological maltermitude ah resulted in any terminal exterminations.

              No but wait. Are you telling me that a Sasquatch could never go windigo? And that there are men who strap wolf pelts to their bodies to taunt werewolves? No wonder the windigo eat them.

              …but I wonder what Mr. Man did with his Sasquatch friend. If nobody went windigo, why haven’t we heard back?

              Can you look into that one Mr. Mutt? Otherwise it’ll just bug me for a whole year.

              -Seth Out!

              Reply
  27. quinlan says

    June 2, 2012 at 11:57 pm

    S O S CALLING ALL SURVIVORS TO THE ANGEL PAGE

    Reply
  28. Magnus says

    November 29, 2012 at 5:57 pm

    ive been watching this tv show called finding big foot and it says thet big foot will eat rodents and meat so i dont know who to beleive seth or the tv show

    Reply
    • Seth says

      January 27, 2013 at 7:59 pm

      Hail Magnus,

      Seth. That’s my answer. I personally would totally believe myself over a TV show, every time.

      Now I am not saying that there are not ANY non-vegan Sasquatch but I will maintain that they are extremely rare. Like super rare. Like rarer than humans who are vegans (proportionally speaking) and since Sasquatch are so rare themselves a rare member of a rare race is pretty rare. Like the square root of rare.

      Sorry to be so late in replying to this. The last several months it has been really difficult for me to keep up with the site but I am trying hard to get caught up.

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  29. wolf guy says

    November 29, 2012 at 5:58 pm

    beleive seth

    Reply
  30. wolf guy says

    November 29, 2012 at 5:59 pm

    i think

    Reply
  31. wolf guy says

    November 29, 2012 at 5:59 pm

    i think.

    Reply
  32. Nichole says

    January 2, 2013 at 6:24 pm

    Seth what should I do it says I am a werewolf and a Sasquatch 😈

    Reply
  33. Nichole says

    January 2, 2013 at 6:24 pm

    Seth what should I do it says I am a werewolf and a Sasquatch 😈

    Reply
    • Seth says

      February 13, 2013 at 10:52 pm

      Hail Survivor Nichole,

      Sorry I missed your comment earlier. We don’t get a lot of weresquatches here!

      Actually now that I think about it you might be be the first.

      What symptoms are you exhibiting? How big are your feet? Have you transformed into a werewolf yet?

      I have many more questions so hopefully you can report back in.

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  34. Rainbow Glider says

    February 20, 2013 at 9:18 pm

    Hey Seth I know I am a leprechaun, but do I transrom or anything at all?Do I get red hair or should I get any armor or get anything?!

    Reply
    • Moon Song says

      February 20, 2013 at 10:06 pm

      You are leprechaun, which is a type of fey, and all fey have an ability to use glamour, which basically makes you look human. With time your ability over the glamour will grow and you will be able to better control it.

      Reply
    • Seth says

      February 23, 2013 at 5:28 pm

      Hail Rainbow Glider,

      A belated thanks for checking in. Sometimes it takes me a couple of days to get to the questions addressed to me personally but I’ve been looking into your question. The technology by which leprechauns control the rainbow is a closely guarded secret. Especially from me. (As you may know, the World Leprechaunic Council hates me and delights in torturing me. In fact, the first time I noticed you on the site, I thought you might be one of THEM. I’m glad to know you aren’t.) From my understanding your rainbow riding powers involve a combination of special shoes and a hand-held device, possibly a watch. Now who makes those shoes and the watch or device(s)? I wish I knew. There’s a standing bounty on the site for anyone who can get me one!

      Your ability to cast and control the rainbow is a skill you must learn from other leprechauns. (And once you learn it I hope you teach me.) Along with the rainbow lasso that lifts anything from anywhere within a given radius.

      As for red hair? I’m not sure if that’s a byproduct of rainbow teleportation or a fashion choice. Or if the color of a leprechaun’s hair indicates their rank within leprechaun society? I’m looking into it but meanwhile. Do you have any short friends with unique footwear? Have you been in any suspicious shoe stores?

      Survivally Yours,

      Seth

      Reply
  35. Rainbow glider says

    February 21, 2013 at 11:04 pm

    So do I time travel ?! Or should I go to console?

    Reply
    • Seth says

      May 9, 2013 at 12:08 am

      Hail Rainbow Glider,

      I am going to guess that you may in fact time travel based on the date of this SOS message. This could be the result of having old shoes or of using old rainbows. Either way it’s pretty cool.

      I hope that you are keeping on wherever and whenever you are. If possible can you travel back to see where leprechaun Forrest Fenn hides his gold? It’s still driving me crazy.

      Thanks,

      Seth

      Reply
  36. Flesh Ripper says

    March 1, 2013 at 11:44 pm

    Hi Seth can u help me? I am a mermonster werewolf. What should I do?

    Reply
    • Seth says

      May 9, 2013 at 12:02 am

      Hail Flesh Ripper,

      Sorry I somehow missed your comment here. My apologies for the late reply.

      A werewolf-mermonster… now there is a combination that you don’t see every day. I have some questions for you.

      Have you had your first werewolf transformation yet? When you are in Mer-form are you full on fish-person or do you just have a fish tail instead of legs or do you just get some webbing between your fingers or maybe just gills? Have you ever been a wolf-fish before? Like I mean with the front half of a wolf with the tail of a fish instead of hind legs? Do you know proportionally what percentage you are of each?

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  37. Wolflover says

    June 12, 2013 at 5:25 pm

    Ok im a angel werewolf witch hybrid so far but my largest percent for witch is 99% but I have more results as a angel

    Reply
    • Seth says

      June 14, 2013 at 10:40 pm

      Hail Wolflover,

      Thanks for your SOS message. When Graham and I programmed The Monstrometer unfortunately, we didn’t know about all the different kinds of werewolves yet. As a result, there are results that do get a little complex. Thanks to our werewolf friends at yourlupinelife.com, we know now that an angel-were-witch combination could actually indicate an Oak Werewolf. Or it could indicate that you need to wipe your Monstrometer screen to remove any biometric buildup.

      In any case, keep monitoring the situation. Remember that old Native American proverb, with two dogs inside of you, feed the one you want to grow!

      And keep on keeping on,

      Seth

      Reply
  38. wolfgirl630 says

    June 18, 2013 at 2:57 pm

    Thanks I’m also working on my magic I’ve been casting spells lately and someone made me really upset and they caught on fire evert things a blur after that I’m nice as longs as u don’t anger me but my spells don’t always work some help please.

    Reply
  39. wolfgirl630 says

    June 18, 2013 at 3:17 pm

    Hiya now I’m part vampire angel and witch but I’ve been having trouble with my spells any tips I can cast them and I can use telekinesis any help will be very much appreciated thank u very much.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      July 30, 2013 at 4:01 pm

      Hail wolfgirl630,

      As a non-spellcasting being all I can really give you is some second hand advice but perhaps some other survivors on the site who do use magic can help more.

      My main tip is about clarity of mind. Mental clarity is the biggest aid to being able to use your powers properly and to avoid using them accidentally to avoid hurting other or yourself or giving away your secret.

      Meditation is one easy way to help achieve mental clarity. A clear mind and focused spirit is the first step to being able to control supernatural abilities. You can’t control your powers when your mind and your spirit are going North and South. Breathing exercises are a good place to start. Just breath in and then breath out, concentrating on your breath going in and out and nothing else. It may require closing your eyes and finding a quiet dark place to do it.

      Sorry for the late reply. Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  40. Vianna says

    June 18, 2013 at 3:21 pm

    …

    Reply
  41. Corey (Privacy) says

    June 27, 2013 at 12:21 am

    Just tried the test a 3rd time, and got sasquach. What is going on? It went from Angel to Werewolf to sasquach. -_-

    Reply
  42. Wolfgirl630 says

    August 4, 2013 at 12:20 am

    It’s been working alittle more I can control my chi alittle better but it’s hard to always get them to work after I cast a spell right away I get a awful headache but it works so yay. 😛

    Reply
    • Seth says

      August 7, 2013 at 10:48 pm

      Hail Wolfgirl,

      Thanks for keeping on. Glad to hear you’ve been training your skills. Have you been training:

      a) in secret
      b) with a trainer or
      c) as part of a school, pack or clan.

      Just an informal survey. Also, do you cast in both human and wolf form? Or just wolf form or just human?

      Seth

      Reply
  43. Wolfgirl630 says

    August 7, 2013 at 11:49 pm

    Thanks for the help it means a lot to me now if only my wing will grow sigh patients is a virtue right but one I do not posses just yet.

    Reply
  44. Urban Squatch says

    September 11, 2013 at 4:20 pm

    Seth, I need help. I am a Sasquatch that recent;y moved to a city in California. But it’s in the middle of the rutting season, I was wondering if you have advice to hid my erm… Scent?

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  45. Urban Squatch says

    September 11, 2013 at 4:20 pm

    Seth, I need help. I am a Sasquatch that recent;y moved to a city in California. But it’s in the middle of the rutting season, I was wondering if you have advice to hide my erm… Scent?

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  46. fenrir9 says

    November 26, 2013 at 9:41 pm

    Seth, From what I know bigfoots have been around a really long time. The earliest reports creatures matching that description are over 3000 years old and from Scotland, Asia, and North America. Anyway from what my sources tell me they have some sort of deal with Andrastre and her forest fae, they help her defend nature as footsoldiers for her Guardians of the Earth. I’ve seen evidence to the contrary for that veagan part sightings are often followed by reports of mutilated animals. They do tend to be peaceful though, most will ignore you if you aren’t intentionally destroying Nature. Also All reports agree on one detail there is a cold intelligence in their eyes and that they care nothing for humanity

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    • Seth says

      January 25, 2014 at 11:38 pm

      Hail Fenrir,

      That’s a really good report. A deal with the fairies! That would explain a few things. Well more than a few really.

      Have you really seen non-vegan Sasquatch first hand or is it circumstantial evidence? If first hand or otherwise reliable I suspect perhaps a weresquatch like Kels below or Bluestar (over on the zombies page http://sethonsurvival.com/monstrometer/zombies/comment-page-5#comment-360469) rather than a pure sasquatch.

      But… you know I’ve been wrong before… well not often admittedly but still it has happened.

      Seth

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      • Fenrir Ulfangr says

        January 26, 2014 at 12:23 am

        There was a man who saw one butcher his goats and hang them from a tree after eating it’s intestines.

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        • Seth says

          January 26, 2014 at 12:43 am

          Hail Fenrir,

          Ok well that definitely sounds un-vegan. How trustworthy is your source on this and what colour was the Sasquatch?

          Seth

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          • Fenrir Ulfangr says

            January 26, 2014 at 1:03 am

            Dark brown to black the source is a police officer in Wisconsin, tough so I’m not sure. Still it’s pretty convincing they showed his story as part of a discovery channel show looking for bigfoots.

            Reply
  47. Kels says

    December 2, 2013 at 9:18 pm

    😯 hello um I think I might be a weresquach um Seth do you have any tips for me? I’m scared and don’t want to hurt anybody! 😥 😥 😥 please reply I’m scared.

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    • Seth says

      January 25, 2014 at 11:52 pm

      Hail Kels,

      The first and most important thing that you can do is to be brave. If you can resist giving into your fear even when you feel scared you can overcome anything. Your survival is essential. Without that nothing else really matters.

      The second thing i would do is to try to eat a lot of asparagus. It is very high in vitamin K and copper both of which have been show to help supernatural hybrids keep their potentially warring sides at peace with each other.

      You might want to compare notes with Bluestar over on the Zombies page (http://sethonsurvival.com/monstrometer/zombies/comment-page-5#comment-360469) who appears to be experiencing similar symptoms to you.

      Can you tell me what it is that you eat? perhaps this will help shed light on what has until recently been an extremely rare combination of beings.

      Keep on keeping on being brave.

      Seth

      P.S. My apologies for being so long getting back to you. Things around survival HQ have been crazy and I’m really just starting to get caught up on all the work I have missed here on the site lately while updating the Monstrometer (that was a truly epic update!) and making my new video series the Monstrometer Report.

      You can watch the first episode of the Monstrometer Report here: http://sethonsurvival.com/survival-news/introducing-the-monstrometer-report

      Reply
  48. The fluffy mudkip says

    December 19, 2013 at 5:49 pm

    I have gotten varied results including vampire mermonster werewolf witch ghost big foot cyborg crazy person zombie and little green man also angel. I am so confused! Can u even be a mixed up this much? The stats will not even show it all! Help plz!

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    • Seth says

      January 26, 2014 at 12:10 am

      Hail The fluffy mudkip,

      Such issues are not all that uncommon. Many beings are hybrids of one or more beings or have been infected with multiple supernatural pathogens or have several latent heritages of a supernatural origin fighting for control over your DNA.

      What I recommend is carefully cleaning your device (& washing your hands before scanning). This makes sure that you eliminate any potential confusing biometric data that could be confusing the Monstrometer’s sensors.

      Make sure that you set the number of questions to the maximum. 25.

      Answer all the questions as truthfully as possible. (This is VERY important!)

      Due to the nature of scientific research a large sample size is generally required to get good results so you may have to scan yourself a significant number of times before patterns emerge. I would recommend that you do at least 30 scans before you start to form a hypothesis. A great idea that a survivor came up with a few years ago is to set an alarm to remind you to scan yourself at the same time every day (they actually did it 3 times a day, morning, noon and night, for a month) and then look at the total results. Once we analyze those results then we should be able to get a clearer picture of your situation.

      Also keep a log of any strange symptoms that you may be experiencing like an itchy back or dirty feet or memory problems or strange cravings as these may also help to create a diagnosis.

      And above all please remember that supernatural diagnosis is an inexact science and so occasionally there may be a misdiagnosis. That said the Monstrometer is the most accurate supernatural diagnostic tool on Earth.

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
      • Fenrir Ulfangr says

        January 26, 2014 at 12:14 am

        Also there are a lot of people who have dormant gene sequences from various creatures that never really have an affect.

        Reply
        • Seth says

          January 26, 2014 at 12:41 am

          Yes indeed. Thanks for bringing that up Fenrir. Genes can often skip many generations before becoming active again, if ever. Genetics is a tricky business.

          Seth

          Reply
    • The Reaper says

      January 26, 2014 at 12:32 am

      Hail the fluffy mudkip.

      Seth, I hope you don’t mind if I try to help with a Reaper Tip ™ here. This tip is from own personal experience with the Monstrometer, while I know what I am, it’s still a fun party game. I have turns out my friend is a draconian, and my neighbor is a Sasquatch (Remind me not to get the, together again.) Anyway, I think I figured out what some of the issues are with confusion.

      As Seth just stated, the Monstrometer requires a large DNA sample is required. Now, I’m not trying to offend Seth and Graham, and if I do I am sorry. Now, I’ve scanned myself some 40 times now… And I’ve noticed Reapers tend to come up mostly as Angels, or Zombies. Due to both our Holy, and Dark nature. My theory is, that due to the rarity of certain DNA (i.e Unicorns, and Reapers) Seth and Graham can’t get a lot of creatures programmed in. And therefore won’t pick us up as a purebred (Or whatever you want to call it), and we get a bunch of different results that normally won’t mix. Marney is a pretty good example of that, we aren’t sure what she is, nor does she. But, what we do know is that she needs our help. And that is what we are here for.

      If you need anymore help, ask anyone here. I’m always willing to help, and Seth will respond as soon as he can. And don’t forget we have a wide variety of supernaturals around here that can and most likely will help. Good luck with your diagnosis!

      Keep on rocking.

      The Reaper

      Reply
      • Seth says

        January 26, 2014 at 12:38 am

        No offense taken Reaper. Quite the contrary. You have hit the nail right on the head with this comment. Small sample size is the number one problem in supernatural diagnosis. It is hard to be able to add a monster to the monstrometer until we can accurately detect them and since as you may have noticed supernaturals don’t generally line up to reveal their true identities it can be quite challenging to get sufficient samples.

        Thanks fro jumping in there Reaper!

        Keep on keeping on.

        Seth

        Reply
  49. Briggan says

    August 13, 2014 at 11:06 pm

    Seth do you know when the first transformation is of a werewolf is cause it need to be ready

    Reply
  50. Assanjin says

    August 18, 2014 at 6:32 pm

    Homo Sasquatchus aka Bigfoot, yeti, green, orange pendek, skunk ape and yoma. Are a branch of the ape family descended from Giganto Pythiki, a species of giant ape known as the only ape family to go “extinct” during the ice age. They live on average to be 300 to 400 years old, the oldest one ever known however was 1,658 and died at that ripe old age. They range from being 6 to 12 feet tall and notoriously hate wendigos. They are extremely shy seeing as they were once hunted down by mankind in the stone age in prehistoric memory and were almost at brink of annihilation. Some can speak perfectly, most know basic language and some, just shouldn’t go to college. They are notorious for their strength but younglings are absolute dimwits. They prefer mountainous regions, cold regions and are sometimes found in warm climates. The reason mankind has not rediscovered them solidly is simply because they inhabit the world’s most remote regions. If encountered simply lay fruit on the ground before you and walk away, never knock on wood, throw rocks, yell, look them in the eyes, take a proud stance or speak about their mamas, they will not…I repeat will not take kindly to any of these. They fear fire and loud noises, and are very wary of large groups of people and can smell them coming a mile away.

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