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YOU MAY BE DEALING WITH SASQUATCH OR BIGFOOT!
Sasquatch or Bigfoot is not publicity hungry like ghosts or demons. That’s why you don’t see them very often, their mamas don’t raise fools. If you do encounter a lost bigfoot, please remember:
1. If you must take photos or video, be sensitive. He or she probably remembers the frontier days when there was a bounty on their heads and hunters took trophy photos like this one. Just the sight of camera could cause him or her to panic.
If you do upload Sasquatch photos to this site, please do not include the geo-coordinates and try to blur the faces of any minor Sasquatches under 100 years old.
2. Do not feed the Sasquatch. They are very strict vegans and there is no way you can accommodate this diet in the city.
3. Help Bigfoot find his or her way home. Travel at night to not attract attention. Avoid impressionable spots where footprints will give away your location.
4. Don’t get too close, no matter how cold you get or how nice he seems. Sasquatches are very cuddly but also VERY strong. Think of it this way – grizzly bears refer to dangerously tight hugs as “Sasquatch Hugs.”
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My friend is a Sasquatch and vampire… After I read this,It seem scary.What should I do seth?
Wow. A Sasquatch-Vampire combo or a Vampquatch (as I like to call them) can be pretty dangerous. The good news is that Sasquatches are notoriously camera shy so carry a camera with you as much as possible and threaten to take their photo whenever they get a little vampy.
Seth
Ok I have a digital one
O wow man I thought that they would be mean I didn’t know they where just shy
Misunderstanding is perhaps the most common source of conflict and conflict is one of the biggest threats to your survival.
So all that said though Sasquatch are very strong and will defend themselves if threatened so never corner one!
Seth
Dude, omg my best frend is a cannibal AND a Sasquatch!!! Seth, what should I do???
Wow! That is a rare combination. Thanks for posting.
Hopefully they will be limited to eating other Sasquatches but that is not very good either. I would recommend trying your best to not appear Sasquatch-like around them so that you don’t look like an attractive meal replacement. In the meantime try getting them to eat more salad to see if you can get them to return to the vegetarian ways of the Sasquatch. Whatever you do if they invite you over for a hot tub be very suspicious if they start adding spices and chopping veggies into the tub!
Seth
Witches publicity hungry NuH-uh
Hail Sierra,
A very belated thanks for the NuH-uh! I just NuH-oticed it. I think it’s very justified and probably Graham owes you witches an apology because it’s true the witches on this site are the opposite of publicity hungry. In fact I’ve been trying very hard to encourage you witches to share your training secrets and your best spells and it hasn’t been easy.
I’m going to change this page and inform Graham he must issue a formal apology, that ends with a thorough display of self-flagellation.
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
I’m a werewolf
Hail Leslie,
Welcome to the site. Are you all ready for the full moon? Have you transformed before or will this be your first time? Are you planning to crib up or just wolf out?
Seth
i dont know if im a vamp or not or a werewolf. i think im a werewolf because i always like to stare at the full moon and sometimes howl. I think i transform and go home but i dont realise i do. ill describe myself i am pale a fast runner im strong for a girl and i like climbing and prefer forests to home watam i??? please help me
Hail Jessica,
Thanks for your question and for keeping on. While staring at the moon is common among many beings, howling while you stare at the moon is one of those red WW flags you can’t really ignore so let’s begin with a short WW test:
It is entirely possible to transform and not remember what happened – especially for new werewolves – but there should be some tell-tale clues. For instance do you wake up in your bed the day after a full moon or in er, odd places? If you wake up in your bed, do you find leaves and dirt in the sheets? Examine the soles of your feet – are they clean when you wake up? The week after a full moon do you have dreams of running in the woods? Also do you have any unusual scars on your body that could indicate you were bitten by a WW? Having no memory of the bite is uncommon but not unheard of – however even if you don’t remember there should be a scar. WW bites leave fairly big scars, generally on an appendage as opposed to vamp bites which are normally just puncture wounds on the neck.
Now I see your confusion due to the whole climbing thing. When you say you like to climb, are you referring to trees? Or buildings? Or mountains?
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
Posable vamwolf are becoming more and more common
Very very true LW. Do you have any theories as to why this might be?
Seth
Maybe they could be called werepyres as well
O.k. I have a friend that is both a Sasquatch and a werewolf, what are the consequences exactly?
If you can get back to me that would be nice.
Hail Zebras&Cows,
Welcome to the site and thanks for keeping on. Seems like a lot of sasquatches around lately. After years with no sightings – suddenly two in one week. Very strange. Also, this is the first sasquatch-werewolf report. Do you think your friend is a sasquatch who was recently bitten by a werewolf? Or the offspring of a genetic werewolf who married a genetic sasquatch? It’s not impossible to imagine after all they share a love of forest and fur – altho sasquatch is vegetarian while WW = definately not!
If you don’t know the answer here, I hope you will find out. Sasquatches are normally very peaceful, laid-back, reclusive beings who are more likely to disappear on you than hurt you – but a sasquatch who’s been bitten by a werewolf? There’s no telling where that could go. Have you met his/her mom and dad? Has your friend experienced his (or her) first moon yet?
Seth
I think he was a bitten Sasquatch. He probably experienced his first moon, but because he is all fury, He probably doesn’t remember. Last time I saw him he was eating muffins and a burger, without the bun, cheese
or other stuff.
Hail Z & C,
Muffin burgers??? A bad sign and a worse lunch. Especially for a sasquatch. His werewolf physiology is clearly affecting his saskquatch self. Nobody wants to see a sasquatch experiencing were-rage. Somebody needs to alert him. Normally this is the job of a responsible biter. Any idea the joker who bit him? What kind of a werewolf bites a Sasquatch…???
Also keep your eyes open for the worried sasquatch who is no doubt looking for him. If he’s hanging out in public, munching on muffin burgers, there’s also another sasquatch tracking him to bring him home, guaranteed!
Seth
My friend has died, due to a bunch of angry werewolves were angry cause he alerted the area 51 agents of their presence. To escape and cover up evidance they ate him. His mother was killed as well. I fell sorry for his clueless father.
Hi Seth, yes acctualy my feet are dirty of a morning. I do have dreams about running in the forest as a werewolf and I play games about it, I never play games like that!
Hail Hollie,
Well dirty morning feet are one of the most conclusive werewolf signs that I know. No werewolf has every found a way to properly stock human shoes for the end of the moon and as a result, the human feet get dirty running back to bed. Oh they do try. You see the results around sometimes. A pair of shoes in the park or in a trash can or over a telephone wire… Problem is, most werewolves can’t time the transformation back to human form precisely enough. Or else the shoes disappear.
It may be time you start shaking the family tree until that werewolf ancestor falls out! Is there anyone with a tendency to disappear on a full moon? Who is very secretive and maybe a bit obsessed with hair removal? Or do you suspect you may have been bitten at some point and not realized it?
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
Seth I need ur help. I looked at my stats and it said I was an angel werewolf ect. and I need help on knowing what I am.
Hail Awesome,
Thanks for this self-report and welcome. Complex results are not uncommon among certain survivors, especially younger ones with diverse ancestors and/or who experienced a large number of supernatural encounters. It’s for this reason the Monstrometer enables you to track your results over time and examine them on a pie-chart that changes with you. If angel is your dominant result, then you should prepare for the eventuality of wings and watch out around electronic equipment because at some point you will probably find yourself blowing up an entire lab like Jessie did here http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=982&cpage=3#comment-27316.
However sometimes due to environmental circumstances, a recessive or passive identity will become unexpectedly dominant. That’s why it’s important to not ignore your other identities. If werewolf is the smaller part, and a number of vampires spring up in your area, this will trigger your werewolf characteristics to predominate ad you need a full-moon preparedness plan right away. You can read about this and talk to others about this on the werewolf page here http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=605 or http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=985&cpage=3#comment-26687
I encourage you to read up and ask yourself does any of it sounds like you? Are you currently experiencing an itchy back and sparky fingertips? Or is it sudden unexplained muffin cravings?
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
Will the pie show that I’m an agel if I clear all the data and I do another test
Hail Awesome dude,
Well I guess that depends on if you are an angel? You may be an angel but you may also be a different kind of creature, perhaps even a hybrid of a couple of different kinds of monsters.
Determining what kind of creature someone is is unfortunately still a bit of an inexact science so the best results are usually obtained with a large sample size. So if you scan yourself with the maximum number of questions and try to do it often then you will get much more accurate stats. Usually the top three results on your self scan are most likely the parts of your hybrid.
Also make sure that you press the “Interrogate Other” button when scanning you are not scanning yourself to keep your self scan stats accurate!
Keep on keeping on scanning yourself.
Seth
Do u know where i can buy mobster-hunting gear?
Do u know where i can buy monster-hunting gear?
Hey! That guy is not me! He hacked my iPod!
Hail Awesome dude,
I suspected there was something significantly less awesome about that dude. Like the fact he seemed unaware this site is not dedicated to the hunting of mobsters or monsters but to the mutually monstrous survival of all. In fact I’m going to go change his name to NonAwesomedude right now…
So who is this NonAwesome dude and how did he get a hold of your iPod?
Seth
I did not leave it enyones hands exept mine.
Hail Awesome dude,
Did you check your security cam app? Maybe it got a photo of your less awesome hacker? Hey- you think it’s the same hacker(s) who took down PS3?
Keep on with the keeping on,
Seth
if you don’t like the site then why on earth are you in it ?
just saying !!!
Lessawesomedude, y will get messed up when I get my hands on u!
Seth hacked my iPod because he knew I had that app! It does not come already downloaded!
it says I’m a zombie,vampire,cyborg,werewolf,leprechaun,witch,ghost
Hail Epicdude44,
Welcome to the site and thanks for this epic self-report. You may want to keep an eye on this evolving situation. Checking your personal profile on a daily basis is as important as checking the weather. How else will you know if you need an umbrella and a bungee cord for your pants or a good pair of sunglasses and a day walker ring? Judging from this report, you maybe need it all.
Whatever you do, please keep on keeping on!
Seth
thanks
Hail epicdude44,
You’re welcome!
How did last night’s combo of Lunar Eclipse and Full Moon effect you? Notice anything unusual?
You can read more about what happened here: http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=2430
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Hey Seth I just went over to my neighbors house to get some jello but when I stepped out onto my porch I saw something tht linked like a very small bone do u know what this could be?
Hey Seth I just went over to my neighbors house to get some jello but when I stepped out onto my porch I saw something tht linked like a very small bone do u know what this could be?
Apparently my friend is a sasquatch and a psycho! I thought sasquatches were peaceful, but psychos are, well psychotic and violent. What can i expect to come from this?
Hello Mr. Man, I’m Mr. Mutt. Well a phyco sasquatch! I think that’s every survivors worst nightmare. Something as strong as a Sasquatch and angry as a phycopath? Dęadly combo there. Still his shyness will be really tamped up so a picture of him in bad lighting and low angles should send him into hysterics. Umm bad for him hysterics not going at you with a butchers knife hysterics……
Zyboragon used to strike fear in the hearts of psychos.
I imagine it’s not difficult to accomplish if you’re a five ton dragon.
i miss zyboragon.
Hail mrjaffa,
Me too!
Seth
Hail Mr. Mutt,
That is good advice there. Playing up the weaknesses of each part to neutralize a potentially terrifying threat.
Seth
Hail Mr. Man,
Thanks for this Monstrometer Report. As you can see, this is the first psychotic Sasquatch we’ve heard about here on the site. It is a bit of a dichotomy. The good news is he probably can’t hide in your closet or under the bed. Does he still fit in your car? You could drive him deep into the woods and see if he will hear the call of nature? Or do you think he’ll just go windigo?
Thanks for keeping on.
Seth
Uuuhhh no offense Seth, but wendigos are cannibals. That used to be human. And are really stinking hard to kįll.
No offense Mr. Mutt but the source of that information probably never saw a vampire angel either never mind an alien werewolf or a cyborg leprechaun but yes what you say is true. I just don’t think that is the only story… just saying…
Seth
Yes Seth and werewolves are men who strap belts made of human skin around themselves right? I am quite aware that there are fifty versions of every myth but I have yet to hear of one including both a Sasquatch and a wendigo. I was merely pointing out that your terminology may not have been the best fitting,
Hail Mr. Mutt,
Well I can safely give you that. Apologies if my interminable terminological maltermitude ah resulted in any terminal exterminations.
No but wait. Are you telling me that a Sasquatch could never go windigo? And that there are men who strap wolf pelts to their bodies to taunt werewolves? No wonder the windigo eat them.
…but I wonder what Mr. Man did with his Sasquatch friend. If nobody went windigo, why haven’t we heard back?
Can you look into that one Mr. Mutt? Otherwise it’ll just bug me for a whole year.
-Seth Out!
S O S CALLING ALL SURVIVORS TO THE ANGEL PAGE
ive been watching this tv show called finding big foot and it says thet big foot will eat rodents and meat so i dont know who to beleive seth or the tv show
Hail Magnus,
Seth. That’s my answer. I personally would totally believe myself over a TV show, every time.
Now I am not saying that there are not ANY non-vegan Sasquatch but I will maintain that they are extremely rare. Like super rare. Like rarer than humans who are vegans (proportionally speaking) and since Sasquatch are so rare themselves a rare member of a rare race is pretty rare. Like the square root of rare.
Sorry to be so late in replying to this. The last several months it has been really difficult for me to keep up with the site but I am trying hard to get caught up.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
beleive seth
i think
i think.
Seth what should I do it says I am a werewolf and a Sasquatch
Seth what should I do it says I am a werewolf and a Sasquatch
Hail Survivor Nichole,
Sorry I missed your comment earlier. We don’t get a lot of weresquatches here!
Actually now that I think about it you might be be the first.
What symptoms are you exhibiting? How big are your feet? Have you transformed into a werewolf yet?
I have many more questions so hopefully you can report back in.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Hey Seth I know I am a leprechaun, but do I transrom or anything at all?Do I get red hair or should I get any armor or get anything?!
You are leprechaun, which is a type of fey, and all fey have an ability to use glamour, which basically makes you look human. With time your ability over the glamour will grow and you will be able to better control it.
Hail Rainbow Glider,
A belated thanks for checking in. Sometimes it takes me a couple of days to get to the questions addressed to me personally but I’ve been looking into your question. The technology by which leprechauns control the rainbow is a closely guarded secret. Especially from me. (As you may know, the World Leprechaunic Council hates me and delights in torturing me. In fact, the first time I noticed you on the site, I thought you might be one of THEM. I’m glad to know you aren’t.) From my understanding your rainbow riding powers involve a combination of special shoes and a hand-held device, possibly a watch. Now who makes those shoes and the watch or device(s)? I wish I knew. There’s a standing bounty on the site for anyone who can get me one!
Your ability to cast and control the rainbow is a skill you must learn from other leprechauns. (And once you learn it I hope you teach me.) Along with the rainbow lasso that lifts anything from anywhere within a given radius.
As for red hair? I’m not sure if that’s a byproduct of rainbow teleportation or a fashion choice. Or if the color of a leprechaun’s hair indicates their rank within leprechaun society? I’m looking into it but meanwhile. Do you have any short friends with unique footwear? Have you been in any suspicious shoe stores?
Survivally Yours,
Seth
So do I time travel ?! Or should I go to console?
Hail Rainbow Glider,
I am going to guess that you may in fact time travel based on the date of this SOS message. This could be the result of having old shoes or of using old rainbows. Either way it’s pretty cool.
I hope that you are keeping on wherever and whenever you are. If possible can you travel back to see where leprechaun Forrest Fenn hides his gold? It’s still driving me crazy.
Thanks,
Seth
Hi Seth can u help me? I am a mermonster werewolf. What should I do?
Hail Flesh Ripper,
Sorry I somehow missed your comment here. My apologies for the late reply.
A werewolf-mermonster… now there is a combination that you don’t see every day. I have some questions for you.
Have you had your first werewolf transformation yet? When you are in Mer-form are you full on fish-person or do you just have a fish tail instead of legs or do you just get some webbing between your fingers or maybe just gills? Have you ever been a wolf-fish before? Like I mean with the front half of a wolf with the tail of a fish instead of hind legs? Do you know proportionally what percentage you are of each?
Keep on keeping on.
Seth