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Psychos: Dealing With Psychopaths

October 7, 2011 By Seth 226 Comments

psychoDangerSign-Small-optYOU MAY BE DEALING WITH A PSYCHOPATH

Psychopaths are terminally shallow, self-interested and self-gratifying. Dealing with psychopaths is never easy but here are some tips you can try:

1. Never show fear. They like it. Unless your psychopath is also a confirmed cannibal, in which case see: DANGER – YOU MAY BE DEALING WITH A CANNIBAL.

2. Snap a very unflattering photo of her. Think low angles, bad lighting, focus on her nostrils and double chin. Queue it up to Twitter immediately and threaten to *SEND*.  It could save your life.

3. Divert him! Psychopaths are terminally bored. The nihilistic vacuum of psychopathy leaves the average psychopathic killer wallowing in his own ennui and belly-button lint. Think of something of interest to him in his daily life, say the latest Black & Decker drill or even a handy psychopathy checklist.

4. Hang out with people who are hotter and more outgoing than you. I understand this runs counter to all dating advice which maintains you should pick friends who make you look gooder by comparison. But dating and psychopath avoidance are often related so you do well to re-examine this advice. Having only hotter, louder friends ensures that you will probably not be the primary target of a psychopath. Of course you may have to protect your hot friends later but never mind that. For now, just enjoy the free drinks, keep your eyes open and your mouth shut.

~~~If The Psychopath is You~~~

Don’t despair. A diagnosis in psychopathy doesn’t have to mean a life sentence of obsessive holiday killing sprees, if you don’t want it to. Due to the popularization of psychopathic diagnostic tools, more and more humans are being diagnosed as psychopathic every single day. You are not alone!

Many psychopaths successfully sublimate their murderous urges and go on to become great captains of middle management and all-round family folk. You can choose your own psycho-path.

Here’s a few tips from successful psychopaths who were once just like you:

1. Develop a code of ethics. Please do not rely on on your gut instincts about how to treat others. Unless you intend to do the opposite of what you feel. Do NOT develop this behavioural code on your own! Organized religions like Judaism, Islam and Christianity to name just a few have managed to distill some of the important points into a plan for you. Start by picking up one of their guiding tombs and crack it open to a random page.

Allow me demonstrate. Okay, here for example. The Bible. Old Testament so Judaism approved. Deuteronomy 18:10 reads:

Never sacrifice your son or daughter as a burnt offering. 

See? That’s very good advice for a psychopath. Religious books like these are full of gems like this one that speak to you. Pick up your copy today!

2. Learn to appear normal. This is not just a matter of later witness identification, it’s just a matter of basic courtesy. Try your best to look un-scary. Leave your hockey mask on the rink. You won’t need it at the lake. You’ll find that people react better to your presence and the comparative warmth of their reactions may not melt your psychopathic heart but it will trigger fewer slaughterous incidents. And that’s good for everyone.

3. Learn to feel normal. After you’ve mastered looking normal, you’ll want to look into that whole “feelings” business some people are always on about. This may come as a surprise to you, but you can do this entirely without cutting open your family and friends. Try asking them how they feel about things and then listening to their answers instead. Beyond that a few basic psychology classes can supplement your understanding. If it’s not, consider following the psycho-path of more than a few historical examples and become a clinical psychologist.

Start there and see how it goes!

by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com

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  1. Unlucky says

    March 12, 2010 at 1:37 am

    I found out that my mom is a psycopath!

    Reply
    • Seth says

      March 12, 2010 at 12:46 pm

      Unlucky wrote: “I found out that my mom is a psycopath!”

      Hail Unlucky… hmm that is VERY unlucky. Have you considered changing your name?

      Then maybe try scanning her again.

      ^__^

      Seth

      Reply
  2. Alexthewerewolf says

    March 12, 2010 at 6:55 am

    If u are new welcome also I got attacked by every monster bit this one had an smg and knife I broke my leg that day 😛

    Reply
  3. Vampire A. A. says

    March 18, 2010 at 9:39 pm

    Rawr I’m “hungry” but can’t eat what I want to. :(:) )(

    Reply
    • Seth says

      March 19, 2010 at 12:51 pm

      Well A.A. maybe try eating a nice delicious carrot. Mmmmm yummy carrots!

      Seth

      Reply
  4. Vampire A. A. says

    March 19, 2010 at 7:01 pm

    Rawr (ok)

    Reply
  5. Alexthewerewolf says

    March 22, 2010 at 9:16 pm

    Not blood

    Reply
    • Seth says

      March 25, 2010 at 1:01 pm

      Correct… no bloody carrots…

      Reply
      • Vampire Amelia says

        March 27, 2010 at 9:34 pm

        I know….. Hahahaha.

        Reply
    • Shayla says

      November 23, 2012 at 6:39 pm

      My mom is a vampire and my dad is a werewolf does that make me a hybrid ❓ ❗

      Reply
  6. Alexthewerewolf says

    March 26, 2010 at 9:40 pm

    G-D Dang!I hit myself with lightning!!!It not hurt me though 8D

    Reply
    • Seth says

      March 29, 2010 at 3:37 pm

      LOL… now there must be an important safety tip in THAT… if only I could figure out what it is….

      Reply
  7. Alexthewerewolf says

    March 29, 2010 at 10:54 pm

    Yea, Here it is.Nevah think about it if u are part wizard!!!!!

    Reply
    • Seth says

      April 9, 2010 at 3:09 pm

      Wise words on the dangers of overthink from Alexthewerewolf!

      TY ATW.

      Seth

      Reply
  8. Unlucky says

    October 26, 2010 at 3:53 am

    Seth can you help out with my problem there’s a CERTAIN friend who has CERTAIN problems and she’s gone nuts I don’t even know where to start.
    P.S I already made my mom go to therapy so she’s fine.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      October 28, 2010 at 8:12 pm

      Hail Unlucky,

      Glad to here that your mom is doing good. Now about your CERTAIN friend with CERTAIN problems… We do need to find somewhere to start so how about at the beginning, that often is a good place to start, whe n did you first start noticing these CERTAIN problems? Maybe that can help us identify the source.

      Seth

      Reply
  9. EcipseWerewolf says

    October 26, 2010 at 9:53 pm

    Please help me Seth. My best Friend is a Phyco and I’m scared of what she might do to me. Are there any good ways to keep on a phycos good side?

    Reply
    • Seth says

      October 28, 2010 at 5:39 pm

      Hail Eclipsewerewolf,

      Thanks for your comment and your question. Sorry to hear about your best friend going psycho… Unfortunately, it happens. The vast majority of psychopaths are virtually indistinguishable from everyone else. The good news here is that only a minority of psychos ever become violent or criminal at all and most of them DO have an internal code of honor to which they adhere, however short it may be. Your approach to dealing with your friend should include determining this internal code of honor maybe like, “Hey who’s your crush again and does your internal code of honor preclude maiming or killing those who resemble me?”

      Maybe a bit direct but it never pays to be subtle with psychopaths. If it doesn’t work you could try sharing your muffins. Everybody seems to really like them.

      And keep on keeping on!

      Seth

      Reply
      • Rome says

        February 7, 2012 at 8:06 pm

        HA!

        Reply
  10. Gabriel castillo says

    October 26, 2010 at 10:27 pm

    What monster is he I might be able the help I have a lot of experience with monsters most of that posted in sight and from real situations

    Reply
  11. Gabriel castillo says

    October 26, 2010 at 10:28 pm

    (she) 

    Reply
  12. Elderburn says

    March 19, 2011 at 11:04 am

    I hate phycopaths. There Histarical screaming wakes me up!

    Reply
  13. julioscan says

    April 25, 2011 at 9:33 pm

    my sister is one of these

    Reply
  14. Pyschowolf says

    April 28, 2011 at 9:02 pm

    i am pyscho HAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhHAHeHAHAHlHAHAHpHAHAHmHAHAHe

    Reply
  15. TempestZyboragon says

    September 30, 2011 at 2:20 pm

    Оставшиеся в живых, последние случаи сделали все "монстры" на этом сайте кандидата в идеальной армии России, мы будем похищение некоторых из вас, и порабощение других. С вашей помощью мы сделаем влияния России-матушки распространяться более чем водку на партийную комиссию. Ага! Присоединяйтесь к нам, прежде чем приводить примеры из вас, так же, как мы это делали с драконом.

    Reply
    • ARC says

      September 30, 2011 at 2:22 pm

      Allow me to translate.
      Survivors,

      Recent occurrences have made all the “monsters” on this site a candidate for Russia’s perfect army, we will be kidnapping some of you, and enslaving others. 
      With your help we will make Mother Russia’s influence spread more than vodka shots at a commission party.
      Aha!

      Join us before we make examples out of you, just like we did with the dragon.

      Haha! I do love it when a plan works the way I want it too.

      Reply
      • Mr. Mutt says

        September 30, 2011 at 4:16 pm

        ARC заткнуться. если у вас не было dimemsional ключи я бы поймал вас в 547387098th измерение. Также г-н Россия высоким COMAND, спасибо за забастовки команде меня и моего пакета наслаждался ими. Вы могли послать еще в следующий раз?

        Искренне Mr. Mutt

        Reply
        • ARC says

          September 30, 2011 at 4:23 pm

          ARC to shut up. If you have not had dimemsional keys, I would catch you in 547387098th dimension. Also, Mr. Russia high COMAND, thanks to the strike team and I enjoyed them my package. Could you send more next time? Sincerely Mr. Mutt

          Go back to talking in english, you were better at spelling and grammar.

          Reply
          • Mr. Mutt says

            September 30, 2011 at 5:28 pm

            Besar mi culo peludo! Translate that one! Anyways, shut up!

            Mutt Out

            Reply
            • ARC says

              September 30, 2011 at 5:35 pm

              Lets see, we have the three keys and now the ancient fourth one, we have two of your friends out of the picture, we have initiated the start of the next world war and now we have power beyond anything anyone could imagine, you best be warned mutt, telling me to kiss your hairy @ss, soon you won’t have an @ss left for anyone to even kick.

              Reply
              • Mr. Mutt says

                September 30, 2011 at 5:56 pm

                First off the three you had before were the oldest. The fourth was created by the Maya and is unpredictable. Secondly I now have a small army of hybrids. Thirdly that little three year journey through the dimensions changed me. I truly am an original. Also Stigma just woke up. So WWIII and the keys aside we’re doing okay. Trust me next time we meet I’m not the one who will be loseing thier rectum.

                Mutt Out

                Reply
              • Clara Kitty says

                September 30, 2011 at 5:58 pm

                Tell Saturn the serum worked. Hahaha! Allergict reaction. Silly little mutt. You possibly think you can triumph? Heh, of course not. sabotaging the cure was easy. Now, Stigma is OURS. Along with every chimera out there.

                Reply
                • Mr. Mutt says

                  September 30, 2011 at 6:34 pm

                  Why was I dragged back into this world? It was so peacful being dead. Fine then Clara kitty I’m going nuts. I’m going to spread my condition twice as fast as stigma. Let the race wars begin!

                  Reply
                  • ARC says

                    September 30, 2011 at 6:48 pm

                    Ah so after we distracted Zyboragon you were successful CK? Very good. Mutt your army of hybrids can’t fight the creatures of the void, you know this, we all know this. So here’s a question for you, why do you continue to fight when your going to fail no matter what? Why don’t you join the winning side for once? It’s no wonder why you and Zyboragon d/e so much.

                    Reply
                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      September 30, 2011 at 8:38 pm

                      Well I would join you except that I disagree with your ethics and want tor rip you limb from limb. Otherwise we’d be great pals. We are the ultimate race. We have the cordination of a wolf pack the ferocity and grace of a vampire clan and the order and powers of a angelic army. We will fight to the last man. We will succeed or die trying. I would gladly die a hundred more times to protect the innocent. So you can take your superiourity and shove it where the sun don’t shine.

                    • ARC says

                      September 30, 2011 at 9:10 pm

                      It’s not like any of that matters, remember how Zyboragons antidote can turn you human? We just need to spray it once on your comrades.

                      As soon as plans are ready we’ll turn your kind into weak humans and then lock you in the hellish dimension of VAL.
                      The worst one mind you. So here you go, here’s your million more d£aths.

                      It’s almost laughable, I doubt you even know what goal I’m after.
                      Ask yourself this, what purpose does fighting serve, when your subconscience is after the exact same goal? Whether you realize it yet or not.

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      September 30, 2011 at 9:27 pm

                      Oh I realize ARC. I was created to be your greatest weapon. One side of me doesn’t care what happens to humans. But the other side is human and needs to protect them. You can’t win. I’m comeing after you ARC. Also the antidote nolonger works. Zyborg left a note on how to make it completely useless. And everyone who is turned is immiediatly given this antiantidote. I may wish destroy everything but unlike you I have emotions and conscience that keeps me from it.
                      Mutt out

                    • ARC says

                      September 30, 2011 at 9:45 pm

                      You still don’t understand…..
                      You will soon.

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      September 30, 2011 at 9:48 pm

                      When that day comes I’m sure I’ll regret it. However I am going to destroy you. If it’s the only victory I ever have I will destroy you.

                    • ARC says

                      September 30, 2011 at 10:09 pm

                      Mutt, you should now by now that Zyboragon is the only one that can destroy me.

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      September 30, 2011 at 10:20 pm

                      I can try.

                    • ARC says

                      September 30, 2011 at 10:46 pm

                      I was hoping Zyboragon would be done by now, I have to meet the time quota so I’m alittle impatient.

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      September 30, 2011 at 10:54 pm

                      Where is my family ARC?

                    • ARC says

                      September 30, 2011 at 11:03 pm

                      I honestly have no idea where your family is. Ask Zyboragon. Hehehehe.

    • fenrir9 says

      November 24, 2013 at 12:08 am

      hahahaha Russia so stupid
      anyway the name in that region for me is Carcharoth

      Reply
  16. Mr. Mutt says

    September 30, 2011 at 10:43 pm

    WHAT DID YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      September 30, 2011 at 11:14 pm

      I don’t care anymore. I don’t care the worlds going to end I don’t care stigmas going to go on a rampage I don’t care humans will die. All I want is my family. Give me them and I’ll never raise a hand against you. Give me them and I’ll do anything you want.

      Reply
      • ARC says

        September 30, 2011 at 11:20 pm

        Much like Zyboragon you must do what we say before we give you your family. Heehee!

        Reply
      • ARC says

        September 30, 2011 at 11:50 pm

        You will picked up and brought to a secret location, you must follow orders on time and exactly as requested, failure to comply will result in dire consequences.

        We will have eyes on you at all times. If we tell you to kidnap a family you must comply.

        The next target is a vampire on this site. Hahahahaha!

        Reply
  17. Clara Kitty says

    September 30, 2011 at 11:53 pm

    ARC, watch out! It’s loose, and it just passed lab 4- C!

    Reply
    • ARC says

      September 30, 2011 at 11:58 pm

      It’s fine, I see it. It’s coming…..
      And….
      Boom! Right into the trap. Hahahaha!
      Nighty Night.

      Reply
  18. ARC says

    October 1, 2011 at 12:09 am

    Zyboragon, Mutt, and Stigma are out of the game survivors.
    Now then, anyone want to join willingly? If you try and fight us, we will make an example out of you.

    Just relax, the monsters of this realm will be able to cross the void unharmed, if you join I can guarantee that you and your families will be safe and sound. Humans will be devoured and this planet will be destroyed!

    Fighters will be placed in the hellish dimension of VAL, with their loved ones.
    You have been warned.

    Reply
    • The doctor says

      October 2, 2011 at 11:23 am

      ARC!!! I have a question how the @&$*^#% did you get my key? I am the acient fourth key!!!

      Reply
      • Mr. Mutt says

        October 2, 2011 at 11:41 am

        ?

        Reply
      • TempestZyboragon says

        October 2, 2011 at 11:53 am

        Doctor, that was my fault, after mutt got attacked by the fallen ones I stole the key energy from you and hid in another realm. Then upon returning ARC convinced Mutt to kll me while I was I entering this realm and off guard.

        Reply
        • Mr. Mutt says

          October 2, 2011 at 12:21 pm

          Yeeeeeeaaaaah sorry about that one……. I didn’t even use the real sword!

          Reply
          • TempestZyboragon says

            October 2, 2011 at 12:26 pm

            Yeah, it was because ARC used my bomb… My prototype. It’s the one bomb I could never make twice… And the irony is that it was used on me…..

            Reply
            • Mr. Mutt says

              October 2, 2011 at 12:44 pm

              Jerk…….. Let’s show him who’s superiour now!!!!!

              Reply
        • The doctor says

          October 2, 2011 at 5:31 pm

          Nononono you can’t have the fourth key is time itself understand?
          You would have destroyed me.

          Reply
          • TempestZyboragon says

            October 2, 2011 at 5:36 pm

            Nope, doctor, the lightning thing you have going on is because upon replacing your key I gave you some of my power, little do you know it, you can create thunderstorms.
            You’d be amazed at how awesome the power of a dragon is.

            Reply
            • The doctor says

              October 2, 2011 at 5:38 pm

              But I can’t be time… :,(

              Reply
              • The doctor says

                October 2, 2011 at 5:47 pm

                hold the phone? Something is wrong… I can still travel in time and I still see time outside of time… Maybe… Hahahahahaha oh this is great YEEEHAAAA I am still time so maybe the key had nothing to do with it after all.

                Reply
  19. Clara Kitty says

    October 1, 2011 at 1:04 am

    Death to all who oppose us.

    Reply
    • ARC says

      October 1, 2011 at 1:27 am

      Time to give the message…

      Tamam, canavar liderleri, cinlerin Samuel. Sabah saldırı başlattı. Yamyam Jack, bir sonraki saldırı. Poisi mermonster klan denizlerin düşmanları elimate. Psikopatlar zaman saldırı olacak. Cyborg Zret, 100.101 saldırı. Saquatches, büyük ve güçlü, sadece isyan gitmek. Twikl ve periler mümkün olduğunca çok köleleştirmek. Son ama en az değil. Demigod Zulzal lycan ordusu, hemen gönderin! Stigma veya Chimga şimdi virüs önünü açacaktır. Üzgünüz tüm türkçe konuşmayı öğrenmek zorunda, oldukça güçlük ama siz yaptınız! Şimdi, sonra başından sonuna başlangıç ​​izin, bir de bakarsın! Büyük Ekim!.

      You all know what to do. Get on with it.

      Reply
      • Mr. Mutt says

        October 1, 2011 at 7:35 am

        I’m sorry mother father and sister…… HYBRIDS ATTACK ALL ARMYS MENTIONED!!!! Hi ARC I’m right behind you!! Diieeeee!!!!!

        Reply
        • ARC says

          October 1, 2011 at 10:16 am

          Pathetic.
          Hybrids have failed.
          You have failed.
          Say goodbye to your family.

          Reply
          • Mr. Mutt says

            October 1, 2011 at 6:09 pm

            My family isn’t de@d. I have one of the keys. Stonehenge if you want it. Bring as many warriors as you wish.

            Mutt Out

            Reply
      • The doctor says

        October 2, 2011 at 5:33 pm

        Great October?

        Reply
        • Seth says

          October 2, 2011 at 6:10 pm

          Hail The Doc et al,

          While you work on your plan for void closure, maybe take a minute to advise another survivor, goes by the nom de guerre of “Underneath The Crowd” who is experiencing some difficulty of their own:

          http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=599&cpage=16#comment-80875

          (Not trying to distract you here. Just helping to maximize your attentional processes. Recent research shows that working on one difficult problem while avoiding another will actually lead to better results than just focusing on one problem…)

          Seth

          Reply
  20. Mr. Mutt says

    October 1, 2011 at 6:05 pm

    I’m an angel and a witch. I’m not stupid ARC I linked my familys life force to my own with an unbreakable bond. They can’t die unless I do first. I pretended to surrendur so I could get a shot at you. My hybrids defeated your Cannibal army, phycopaths sasquatches and destroyed half of stigmas army before reatreating. So now if you would stop the speed of propoganda I’d like you to check your keys. Only three huh? I’ve got one and if you want it back then I want to meet you on the field of battle. I’ll be alone and you can bring as many followers you want to cover your rear. I’ll bring the key sword and six shooter. If you win I die and you get ahold of the Michael sword also known as the Sword of Light which can kll anything except the Demon Evil the Spirit Hope and apparently you. Also if I’m dead you can be sure that I won’t come back. So what’s the answer? Afraid to fight me? Afterall by your own reasoning you have nothing to fear. Unless you do and in that case you don’t want to look weak infront of your followers do you? So what of it? How about Stone Hendge at around 7:00? Unless your afraid?

    Mutt Out

    Reply
  21. Mr. Mutt says

    October 1, 2011 at 6:31 pm

    Doctor!! I need your help!!!!!!!!!! Please answer! Where are you?!!!!

    Reply
    • Clara Kitty says

      October 1, 2011 at 6:47 pm

      No one’s left, insolent mutt

      Reply
      • Mr. Mutt says

        October 1, 2011 at 7:34 pm

        I really should have gotten a better name. Oh well I tried. Hit me with your best shot!!

        Reply
        • TempestZyboragon says

          October 1, 2011 at 7:50 pm

          Aww… But Mutt is an awesome name. Mutt, let’s show these ignorant fools the error of their ways!

          Reply
          • Mr. Mutt says

            October 1, 2011 at 8:01 pm

            I trust that the one was able to get your parents out? Now let’s kick some @ss!!!!

            Reply
            • TempestZyboragon says

              October 1, 2011 at 8:12 pm

              No… He didn’t make it in time….

              Reply
  22. Mr. Mutt says

    October 1, 2011 at 8:20 pm

    $&@)”&€¥%^ I’m sorry. Once were done we can see what we can do. Afterall we’re both part angels. Now ARC you aren’t at Stonehenge! Perhaps your afraid now that I have zyboragon on my side!

    Reply
  23. TempestZyboragon says

    October 1, 2011 at 8:23 pm

    No it’s because he doesn’t need the keys anymore…..

    Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      October 1, 2011 at 8:29 pm

      He’s realeased Evil?!!?!?!!!!!

      Reply
      • TempestZyboragon says

        October 1, 2011 at 8:45 pm

        Not yet,
        Abstract has absorbed the keys energy, the keys are useless and now they can open the void at will.

        Reply
        • Mr. Mutt says

          October 1, 2011 at 8:55 pm

          Okay here’s the plan. I’m going to call the last of the hybrids together. You need to destroy ARC. I’ll go after Devo and try to can kll him. Also I’ll try the six shooter. It may be able to suck some of the keys energy out. We have to act now.

          Reply
          • TempestZyboragon says

            October 1, 2011 at 9:05 pm

            One problem.
            The energy from the keys can destroy ones entire cellular system.
            Mutt, we are strong, but not THAT strong. We have until the darkest day to beat them. We must rationalize, we must have a strategy, we need to prepare, please mutt, don’t be reckless.

            Reply
            • Mr. Mutt says

              October 1, 2011 at 9:14 pm

              Come on! Not be reckless!! Your no fun. Fine I better go to the emergency room. Need to recruit some new hybrids. Then I’m going home to talk to my family. Hehe thought they were dead. I’m an angel and my mothers a witch (literally speaking) obviously we had a backup plan.

              Reply
              • TempestZyboragon says

                October 1, 2011 at 9:27 pm

                I’m no fun?
                It’s hard to be “fun” after watching your family get klled and getting sent to hell.
                At this point in time we would lose, I just don’t want my families d£ath to be in vain.
                Sorry mutt, I’ll need your help.

                Reply
                • Mr. Mutt says

                  October 1, 2011 at 9:36 pm

                  Well here’s the question: will you leave them in peacce? Or will you rip them from de@ths icy grip? This is a decision onlybyou can make and is a difficult one. I do not envy you.

                  Reply
                  • TempestZyboragon says

                    October 1, 2011 at 9:53 pm

                    They cannot be brought back…..
                    You could say that VAL only has an entrance.
                    Believe me mutt… If I could bring them back I would.

                    Reply
                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      October 1, 2011 at 10:09 pm

                      That’s why you don’t want me to destroy the keys. Here I thought it was my charming personality that kept you wanting me alive. But really you would let’s if your family wasn’t on the line. I understand.

            • Seth says

              October 2, 2011 at 5:23 pm

              Hail TZ,

              Sounds like a good news bad news scenario here. The bad news is you probably can’t live without cellular structure. The good news is it sounds like you have until until Dec 22 to figure it out. Er, except in the southern hemisphere, where you have until June 22.

              Unless “darkest day” is just a metaphor. Which would be even worse news. I guess we’ll find out…

              Seth

              Reply
              • TempestZyboragon says

                October 2, 2011 at 5:29 pm

                Let’s hope we don’t have to find out.
                Also Seth, glad to see your still keeping on.
                I thought that maybe ARC fond a way to get to you.
                (Too smart for his tricks eh?)
                Either way be careful.

                Reply
  24. LOLstigmaLOL says

    October 1, 2011 at 10:06 pm

    What?! Z, you said it would cure me! I woke up in the middle of a burning town filled with bloodthirsty chimeras! What happened?!

    Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      October 1, 2011 at 10:12 pm

      Dang it weren’t you in one of the houses? Well at least my 2nd in commands bonk to the head gave you some sense. We were played stigma. Played like a violin.

      Reply
    • TempestZyboragon says

      October 1, 2011 at 10:22 pm

      Stigma, ARC and Clara Kitty sabotaged the formula after I pursued the ones who kidnapped and klled my family.
      Mutt how often have we saved each other? The fact you could even say something like that insults me,
      I joined this site and was attacked by demons that were sacrificing werewolves,
      I went purging into the ARC labs to save you and your clone.
      I fought many battles trying to help as many as possible, stigma, doctor, you see?
      My family is gone, how am I supposed to keep my sanity if I thought I was the only one left standing?
      You each matter more to me than you could possibly imagine.
      I just need you alive…. If you think I’m using you then go ahead and fight.
      But believe me mutt, I won’t rest until I close this void.

      Reply
      • Mr. Mutt says

        October 1, 2011 at 11:10 pm

        I’m just saying dude. I would understand. And in case you didn’t notice I was standing alone. It was the Mutt conglamorate vs. The entire supernatural world. I never said it would be an easy choice but……. If it was save my family……. Well who kidnapped my family? I’m not blameing please don’t take this as an insult. I’d probably do exactly the same thing in your spot.

        Reply
  25. LOLstigmaLOL says

    October 2, 2011 at 2:03 am

    I can’t really concentrate. It’s like I’m being forced to transsformm.

    Reply
  26. TempestZyboragon says

    October 2, 2011 at 2:33 am

    A plan has come together, everyone! I am now in the secret research lab where ARC was hiding, he fled.
    I had wired stigma so I could monitor his condition. Using the signal I fond lab 4-C.
    There is a master terminal here that controls the great signal, if I rewrite the frequency of the transmission it should hit Devo really hard.
    The great signal is also the link to controlling stigma. Sorry stigma, it can’t cure you, you’ll have control again though. How would you feel using your chimera side as a weapon against those that have made you suffer?
    Finally the blast should knock Devo down a peg, it should also create a small rip in our atmosphere that will allow us to access his realm.
    Since he will be down, reclaiming the keys energies will be a breeze. The only problem we might face is ARC. Let me take care of him….once and for all.

    We attack tomorrow. Rest well.

    Reply
    • LOLstigmaLOL says

      October 2, 2011 at 3:20 am

      Yessssssss

      Reply
      • Mr. Mutt says

        October 2, 2011 at 8:53 am

        K hybrids ready for battle. Man it’s going to be nice fighting WITH stigma and not AGAINST him. Doc! You here this? We’ll need all the firepower we can get! I’ve totally got devo.

        Reply
        • The doctor says

          October 2, 2011 at 11:04 am

          Thank tesla here I come… Oh I may look a bit different because I got a body made from electricity.

          Reply
    • Seth says

      October 2, 2011 at 5:29 pm

      Hail again TZ,

      Thanks for keeping on in your quest to close the void. Everybody abhors a void. They should be closed. But I’m a bit concerned about this whole rip in the atmosphere business…

      Is anybody else concerned about this part? Or am I just being picky here? I know some generals would say, “A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week,” but…

      Help me out here.

      Seth

      Reply
      • TempestZyboragon says

        October 2, 2011 at 5:33 pm

        Well considering the void and the countless evil horrors I think we all assumed a rip was the least of our problems. Don’t worry Seth. It’s a small rip and its closing very slowly. It will be fixed before too long… Unless that Bad something that always happens decides to show up.

        Reply
  27. Clara Kitty says

    October 2, 2011 at 12:58 pm

    STIGMA! Are you okay?! I could kiss you right now you little b*tch! You left and told me you would be fine! Oh my gawd, it’s good to know you’re alive! Where are you?!

    Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      October 2, 2011 at 1:17 pm

      Don’t answer that! She’s s traitor! VOICES
      the traitor and thief will make thier last stand
      the forces of good unchrushed by thier hand
      must meet in battle to prevent the end
      unless prison of fear is allowed to rend

      okay makeing less sense than usual. Need asprin….. Maybe some anti-hallucination medicine.

      Reply
      • TempestZyboragon says

        October 2, 2011 at 1:38 pm

        I blew up the terminal. What a blast!

        Reply
  28. Mr. Mutt says

    October 2, 2011 at 1:44 pm

    Wait were those directions left, left, right or left, le ghfybf ARC

    Reply
  29. Clara Kitty says

    October 2, 2011 at 1:49 pm

    Mutt, no. I would’ve told you guys earlier, but ARC was still visiting this site. You see, there was a woman who posed as me, and then injected something into Stigma’s bloodstream. All I could do was kll her, but before I did, I interrogated her. She was a spy from ARC’s dimension or whatever, and told me of her mission (after I used a stove to burn the left side of her face). I hope Stigma told you, I can attain the form of others. After I klled her, I posed as HER. ARC (being the genius he was) sent me some information. I tried all I could to kll him, releasing “IT” and trying to overload a machine, but he had a backup plan for everything. After he fled, we were walking, then he suddenly Punched me and said,” Hm, you will not live to tell anyone about this, ms. Valentine.” he knew my real name. He must’ve caught on at some point, be cause he took out this sort of gun, and almost shot me, but then he saw something and ran away. Fast. I somehow found my way back here,

    Reply
    • TempestZyboragon says

      October 2, 2011 at 2:12 pm

      ARC can only be destroyed by me, he fled before I got there so I assume he saw me.
      While I’m still unsure if I can trust you, I do understand the situation.
      The rip will give us access to devos realm. We must attack now while he is weak.
      Leave ARC to me.

      Reply
      • Mr. Mutt says

        October 2, 2011 at 2:28 pm

        I got Devo. If I had defeated him before none of this would have happened. It’s my fault. I think the messeage up thier may be from me from the future so zyboragon if you could give me clear directions as to where Devo is I would be most appriciative. By the way I don’t trust you at all Clara and if you cross my path the experience will be ….. Most unpleasent

        Reply
        • TempestZyboragon says

          October 2, 2011 at 3:06 pm

          Look mutt, Devo is an immortal, you cannot defeat him. This is our only chance to retrieve the keys, you must get them and return.

          Reply
          • Mr. Mutt says

            October 2, 2011 at 3:30 pm

            I’ll get your keys. But there comeing back without me. I’m sick of things being impossible to kll. The original vamp was supposed to be immpossible to kll, but do you see him? I’m not going to stop unroll I kll scatter or imprison his essence. See ya if I live.

            Mutt Out

            Reply
            • TempestZyboragon says

              October 2, 2011 at 5:10 pm

              >.> Immortals can only be klled by other immortals,
              Highlander should be should be basic knowledge to survivors.
              Hahahaha…..

              Reply
              • LOLstigmaLOL says

                October 2, 2011 at 5:40 pm

                You guys have an immortal on your side…….

                Reply
              • Seth says

                October 2, 2011 at 5:45 pm

                ***NB NOTE TO SURVIVORS HERE….

                Highlander I!

                Enough said.

                Keep on keeping on.

                Seth

                Reply
  30. The One says

    October 2, 2011 at 6:01 pm

    Uuummm guys? We have a slight problamo here. See Mutt was fighting abstract and Devo was kicking mutts @ss all over the place when Mutt started glowing. He reached blinding light and something screamed. When I looked I could find him or devo. I’m currently in someone elses bodyso that’s why I didn’t dissapear with Mutt. Doc can you sense him? Is he still in a time line? I…I can’t sense him at all!!!

    Reply
  31. The doctor says

    October 2, 2011 at 6:11 pm

    Hmm not in this time line but close hmm?

    Reply
  32. LOLstigmaLOL says

    October 2, 2011 at 7:21 pm

    I hear voices. They’re the voices of my different heads. Should I give them names? Yes! Yes! Yes!

    Reply
  33. The One says

    October 2, 2011 at 7:24 pm

    I can’t stand this waiting!! I don’t know what could have happened to him. And what Zyboragon?! I haven’t heard from him in a while! Did ARC get him!! Gaaaahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

    Reply
    • LOLstigmaLOL says

      October 2, 2011 at 7:33 pm

      You should seek revenge. You should forgive, but torture them in return. You should look for mutt, he’s your first priority! You shoul- wait, I got nothing.

      Reply
  34. Zyborg says

    October 2, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    There are further problems….

    I am human again…….I’m….human..

    Reply
    • LOLstigmaLOL says

      October 2, 2011 at 8:18 pm

      I MAY SHARE MY POWER WITH YOU. You will have the power of four beings.

      Reply
      • Mr. Mutt says

        October 2, 2011 at 8:22 pm

        The last thing any of us need is more pooooower

        Reply
  35. Mr. Mutt says

    October 2, 2011 at 8:05 pm

    I’m alive…… Barely alive……. Kicked my…. Over the place. Now I’m in trouble. He destroyed the keys so despite your warniiiiingggs I absorbed all of thhhhhhier eneergyy. I shouldn’t be aaaliiiivvvveee at all. Imm somehow manageing toooo keep myself frooom explodeing and wipeing out the Midwest. Devo dead in the 71st centuurryyyy. Planet still here so I gueeeess we wwwwiiiiinnnn.

    Reply
  36. LOLstigmaLOL says

    October 2, 2011 at 8:11 pm

    What’s happening Zy? Mutt?! Are you okay?!

    Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      October 2, 2011 at 8:20 pm

      Oh I’m just dandy trying to keep from BLOWING UP and destroying the Midwest with me! Just ducky

      Reply
      • LOLstigmaLOL says

        October 2, 2011 at 8:37 pm

        Oh, that’s good! I thought you broke a leg or something! But nah, whatever.

        Reply
        • Mr. Mutt says

          October 2, 2011 at 8:48 pm

          You know sarcasm really doesn’t work in written text.

          Reply
          • ARC says

            October 2, 2011 at 8:54 pm

            Actually yes it does.

            Reply
            • Mr. Mutt says

              October 2, 2011 at 9:14 pm

              YOU……. Hahahahahaha hhiahahaha heiehehehe hihihihiiii!!!!! Let’s see how freaking invincible you are when your blasted with enough energy to incinerate a good sized asteroid!!! Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

              Reply
              • The doctor says

                October 2, 2011 at 9:32 pm

                Let… Me… Have… My… Power… BACK give it to meeeee!!! I need it! Please :,,( I am starting to feel weak please…

                This is Jesie guys something is wrong with Doc he turned a pure white and passed out on the floor. I am scared please help!

                Reply
                • Mr. Mutt says

                  October 2, 2011 at 9:48 pm

                  Have no fear dear kitsune. The doctor will be fine afterall I remember those who I owe a debt to. That should do it. I have so much POWER! I can do anything I want! Hahahahahaaaaaa!

                  Reply
              • ARC says

                October 2, 2011 at 9:48 pm

                Mutt, do you even know what, or who… Gave you the strength to hold the power of the keys? Poor Zyboragon, sacrificing his power to save you, possibly even the world.
                I’m afraid that you haven’t destroyed Abstract yet. The energy of the keys cannot and will not phase me. Only Zyboragon/Zyborg, can destroy me.
                Oh and Mutt, here’s the real kicker.
                Zyboragons fate was to be klled by a friend.
                Making you all think that you klled him was far too easy, the bomb didn’t even kll him! It just made him pause for a long time.

                So… Now then mutt, you know who’s side your destined to be on, and Zyboragons fate has yet to come true.

                And also, the doctor has collapsed because Zyboragon sent all his power(thanks to me even the power transferred into doc) to you mutt.
                And further more… Mutt, you can’t destroy Master Abstract. You cannot stop….yourself! Hahahahaha!!

                Reply
                • Mr. Mutt says

                  October 2, 2011 at 9:54 pm

                  Hhmm you know your quiet annoying. I believe you would be better suited in the body of something yappy and equaly annoying. Perhaps a yorky or another small dog. Or I could create a new dimension to put you in…… Yes I believe I like that idea. A special one created just for you. And just so you know Annoyingly Ridiculous Cyborg I am not on your side. I am not on Zyborgs side. They are on my side. Now bow before me, or be destroyed.

                  Reply
                  • The doctor says

                    October 2, 2011 at 10:03 pm

                    MUTTY!! I know what you hate so you DO NOT want to get a big HEAD. Kisses <3

                    Jesie

                    Reply
                  • ARC says

                    October 2, 2011 at 10:07 pm

                    I laugh at you.
                    Hahahaha. You think yourself as a god?
                    The only thing that can bow to you are animals that are already on all fours.

                    You think your powerful absorbing what we wanted you to absorb.
                    Go ahead create a realm for me, I won’t be around much longer anyways.

                    Zyboragon. Finish me. Hehehehehe!

                    Reply
                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      October 2, 2011 at 10:26 pm

                      Well I don’t get to torture him for all eternity because he doesn’t have a soul. Oh well….. Although I truly regret not being able to turn him into a yorky or one of those ugly hairless dogs. The POWER hahahahahaa… Jese help me I can’t control my emotions or my… Disregaurd that I’m fine completely fine. Now if you’ll excuse me I need to exact my revenge on ALL who stood against me. Now for some changes.

                    • The doctor says

                      October 2, 2011 at 10:33 pm

                      Here is the thing I am now standing against youcome and get me!

                    • Zyborg says

                      October 2, 2011 at 10:35 pm

                      Mutt stop! Your falling victim to the power, please, I gave up my dragon form/ powers to save you, don’t do it… Or….you’ll become Abstract.. Being human, feeling weak.
                      It’s hard going from a Stormbringing dragon to a human. Even my metabolizism is low. I can’t do much.

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      October 2, 2011 at 10:59 pm

                      I am not abstract. I am GREATER!! Let my enemys tremble before me and my comrades feel my benovelence!! I am the Light!! I am sorry kitsune I have no time for games. I must make some neccisary changes to ensure the welfare and benifit of my comrades.

                      Farwell (for now)
                      The Light

                    • LOLstigmaLOL says

                      October 2, 2011 at 11:10 pm

                      Mutt…..

                    • Zyborg says

                      October 2, 2011 at 11:13 pm

                      You are a fool mutt.
                      You…become Abstract, the power corrupts you.
                      Betrayed by a friend….
                      The future is grim, and I am without power, doctor is out. Stigma. It falls to you.

                    • The One says

                      October 2, 2011 at 11:14 pm

                      Help!!!! He’s gone insane!! I just got out of the continuem……all the hybrids around me are acting weird. Oh my god! Thier eyes are yellow like sunlight! It’s really freaking creepy!! Whatever this thing Is it’s corrupted Mutt which is more scary then if it had possesed him because at least we could force the spirit out. I don’t know how long I can hide from him……….

  37. LOLstigmaLOL says

    October 2, 2011 at 11:46 pm

    Me?! But…… Yes me. Us. We shall. Mutt wishes to reign terror? He shall soon realize our army has spread furthur than he thought. He shall flee in terror. Pitting a monster against a monster. Best move you ever made.

    Reply
    • Zyborg says

      October 2, 2011 at 11:50 pm

      Stigma. I like the way you phrased that.

      Reply
  38. LOLstigmaLOL says

    October 2, 2011 at 11:49 pm

    Do you wish to harness this power, Zyborg?

    Reply
    • Zyborg says

      October 2, 2011 at 11:55 pm

      No, I do not wish to harness any power, I wish to remain human, staying human is a symbol to me, it will remind me forever what I have done. I saved mutts life only so he could destroy the world.
      I deserve to be punished, for I, have recreated the Devourer.

      I must stay human, I must stay and suffer as everyone else I have inadvertently doomed.
      I must suffer because of my mistake.

      Reply
      • LOLstigmaLOL says

        October 3, 2011 at 12:33 am

        So you’re going to sit there and let me undo your mess? You will sit there and do nothing?! You should try to FIX the problem.

        Reply
        • Z-Man says

          October 3, 2011 at 1:23 am

          Just like when choas was here I was supposed to FIX the problem,
          Just like when you became a chimera I was supposed to FIX the problem,
          Just like when my parents got klled by ARC I and you were crazy and mutt was reckless, I was supposed to FIX the problems,
          Just like when mutt was about to d/e I was supposed to FIX the problem.
          You know what why have I been the repairman this entire time? The first thing I did when I joined was try to FIX things. And now look where we are. But no I guess I just create messes.
          The point is, I’ve done nothing but help FIX things around here but I guess the entire burden I’ve been carrying is not at all much.
          Say Stigma, since I joined when have you FIXED anything? You’ve been possessed and have been nothing less than an nuisance. And also, what could I possibly do? I can’t just do anything, and I don’t expect you to do anything.
          So you know what? Get off my back!
          I’m not the repairman, I can’t FIX everything.

          Reply
          • LOLstigmaLOL says

            October 3, 2011 at 8:23 am

            I’m sorry… Sometimes it isn’t even me! But… you’re right… I’m sorry… I’m sorry… I’m so

            Reply
            • Z-Man says

              October 3, 2011 at 9:25 am

              No, there’s just alot of things going on and I snapped,
              As Seth said earlier, there are other people on the sight that need help, I think I can help Scarly with her cyborg problem because I can remember some binary.
              We can’t go after mutt until he shows up again so the only thing we can do is wait.

              Reply
              • The One says

                October 3, 2011 at 9:37 am

                Conspireing to eliminate me Zyborg? This saddens me. I thought we were friends….. And stigma threatening me with that little army? Ridiculous. I am now in control of a new army. The Empirial Army of New Heaven or TEANH for short. And The One susprises me most of all! He was my good friend! Remember what you said Zyborg? Only an immortal can kll and immortal? Well only a god can kll a god. Wait…… Why did I tell you that? Best delete it. Nah. Anyways since I counted yosaw as a friend I shall forget this treasonous talk. Once.

                Your Beloved Mutt

                Reply
                • Z-Man says

                  October 3, 2011 at 9:42 am

                  Did I even say the words eliminate? No I said go after.
                  There is still a way to save you mutt, but your not a god!!
                  The power has corrupted you terribly….

                  What have I done???….

                  Reply
                  • Mr. Mutt says

                    October 3, 2011 at 9:52 am

                    Ahh but you see you rather implyed it in the sentences of “Stigma it fall to you” and “I’ve recreated the devourer” but you see you are wrong!! I do not wish harm to any who have not wronged me! I wish only happieness for all eternity! I am a …. Mutated hybrid hel….. I meant to say benevolent god. Better than those of Olympus who ignore human plight!!! I do not need help!

                    Reply
                    • The doctor says

                      October 3, 2011 at 10:09 am

                      WELCOME TO PAINVILLE!!! Population 3 look as new lord of the kitsune and master time I am now a god and as you said only a god can defeat a god. Inari desired I was more than worthy to hold her power for she wishes to be forgotten and replaced. I am time I am the doctor I am master of all kitsune and I am going to kick your /-\ss!

  39. Abstract says

    April 30, 2012 at 5:33 am

    Ah, this page, a standing tribute of some of my work.
    Having ARC get Zyboragon’s birth parents kiIIed, watching Mutt and Zyborg squirm.
    So much occurred here, it feels like such a long time ago.
    Let the old relics crumble and build new ones! Soon
    I shall have my revenge.

    My plan for Zyboragon is nearly complete!
    And what a surprise I have for Mutt when I’m done.

    Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      August 3, 2013 at 2:21 pm

      Ohh abstract you were a fool. You thought you could defeat us. But as this page clearly points out, we never lost our fighting spirit, and that is what brought your downfall

      Reply
  40. C.G says

    October 16, 2012 at 10:13 pm

    TemtestZyborgan that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.Translate that ARC

    Reply
  41. C.G says

    October 16, 2012 at 10:15 pm

    P.s ohhh and temtestzyborgan i have heard a lot of dumb things

    Reply
  42. Vianna says

    May 25, 2013 at 8:49 am

    ?!$;&)/(;$38/$/$!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HE// WAS THAT!!! IS THIS STILL GOING ON OR WHAT!!! MIND BLOWN AND KINDA SCARED!

    Reply
    • Zyboragon says

      May 25, 2013 at 9:50 am

      It’s over. Don’t worry.

      Reply
  43. soup4577 says

    July 19, 2013 at 4:44 am

    Blah

    Reply
  44. Daniel Bassolino the Father of Creation says

    April 27, 2014 at 10:33 am

    the apocalypse will come the cage will be open arc is the vessel of lucifer and mr mutt is the vessel of Michael. they will be trapped in the cage and won’t come out. once I walk upon the earth I will open the cage and one will slay the other I will then take the victor to Heaven with me. Jesus to my right and the victor to my left. I am God, the Creator.

    Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      April 29, 2014 at 12:21 am

      I would sooner eat steaming hot garbage then let that Angel touch me. So sorry, but I’m not going to play into your little game.

      Reply
      • Zyboragon says

        April 29, 2014 at 7:32 am

        I’m glad to see that you haven’t changed a bit, Mutt.

        Reply
        • Mr. Mutt says

          April 29, 2014 at 5:52 pm

          You know me. I’m a rock. Not the country Iraq of course.

          Reply
  45. Daniel Bassolino the Father of Creation says

    April 27, 2014 at 10:36 am

    as for you Seth you are not a monster but you know all about them. I give a life of immortality to you your family friends and loved ones. Keep on going on Seth!

    Reply
    • Seth says

      April 27, 2014 at 12:02 pm

      Hail DB the FC,

      WOW thanks I can’t really thank you enough for this. Although I’m not sure what good that will do me or my loved ones if the rest of your pronouncements are accurate…

      Unless! HEY I think I just found the loophole…

      Okay I just declared it LOVE EVERYONE SUPERNATURALLY day. I officially love everyone who loves anyone who is loved by a survivor on the site or their loved ones. What does that buy us?

      Seth

      Reply
      • Zyboragon says

        April 29, 2014 at 7:35 am

        I’d assume that would bring extreme chaos given the true nature of many of our past survivors.

        Reply
      • Assanjin says

        August 25, 2014 at 6:15 pm

        Immortality is more a curse than a blessing, as many realise that even when they never fade, the world around them withers and dies, you outlive the world you come to know and changing eternally while you stay the same, immortality is more often curse than gift for it is the curse that forces you to see as everything you love goes away.

        Reply
  46. Assanjin says

    August 25, 2014 at 6:12 pm

    Hahahahahahahahahaha heaven’s father unbeknownst to himself. I son of the Ocean, father of summer breeze, lord of the beach sun in boiling laughter whose golden hair in the wind ever flowing. Watchful eyes watching ever after, rises wind and hurricane on the shoulder all knowing. Tis a fun game, but game nonetheless, and tis fun without clue. The game of winter and summer, rise and fall that is me and you.

    Sorry just felt happily poetic for a moment.

    Reply
  47. I Am Wonderfully Psychotic says

    May 3, 2015 at 4:13 pm

    Hello, Seth on Survival. I am your newest patron… As I have read from your history, you seem to have a history with gods… Or perhaps fake gods… This has led me here. And I must know… Do you require assistance? I am merely here to help…

    – The Newest Patron

    Reply
    • Seth says

      May 5, 2015 at 12:52 pm

      Hail Newest,

      Some equivocal thanks with many caveats for your SOS message… I do indeed have some history with several self-identified gods and goddesses along with no small number of demigods and goddesses. Some of this I would categorize as good, some of it bad… most of it a little of both. What I mean is, for every dreamcation and Camp X update there has been at least one strange box at the door of survival HQ….

      To what or whom does SOS owe the honor of your presence here?

      Survivally Yours,

      Seth

      Reply
  48. Zyboragon says

    May 15, 2015 at 1:53 am

    Well now… Isn’t that interesting?

    Reply
    • AP says

      May 15, 2015 at 1:55 am

      And so Zyboragon returns.

      Reply
      • Zyboragon says

        May 15, 2015 at 1:56 am

        So it seems.

        Reply
        • AP says

          May 15, 2015 at 1:57 am

          Welcome back.

          Reply
          • Zyboragon says

            May 15, 2015 at 2:05 am

            I wasn’t expecting to be expected..

            Reply
            • AP says

              May 15, 2015 at 2:16 am

              Well, since Akantha and I are the only veteran survivors left on SOS. Or at least we were.

              Reply
              • Zyboragon says

                May 15, 2015 at 2:22 am

                Really? Just you two? I noticed this place seemed a bit emptier than I left it.

                Reply
                • AP says

                  May 15, 2015 at 2:28 am

                  Well, everyone else is new. Everyone from SOS before left save for Akantha and I and even we are only on occasionally.

                  Reply
                  • Zyboragon says

                    May 15, 2015 at 2:46 am

                    I’m glad to see at least one familiar face, though it’s disappointing so many others have left.
                    Perhaps I should check in more often.

                    Reply
                    • AP says

                      May 15, 2015 at 2:58 am

                      Indeed.

            • Zyboragon says

              May 15, 2015 at 2:18 am

              I apologize, thank you for welcoming me back, though I’m afraid I’m only going to be around for a short while.

              Reply
              • AP says

                May 15, 2015 at 2:26 am

                Oh.

                Reply
              • Mr. Mutt says

                May 15, 2015 at 2:22 pm

                Well this is enough to make me break my silence. Hello Z

                Reply
                • Zyboragon says

                  May 15, 2015 at 11:37 pm

                  Hello Mutt, it’s good to see you.

                  Reply
                  • Mr. Mutt says

                    May 16, 2015 at 9:11 am

                    Good to see you also Z

                    Reply
                    • Zyboragon says

                      May 21, 2015 at 4:27 am

                      What exactly has everyone been hiding from?
                      And why did my return seem to make everyone come out from hiding? 😯

                    • Akantha says

                      May 26, 2015 at 12:47 pm

                      Z! Welcome back old friend! (sorry for the late reply)

                    • werewolf girl says

                      May 26, 2015 at 1:10 pm

                      Akantha I haven’t heard from you in a long time and we haven’t talked to each other in a long time

                    • Zyboragon says

                      May 26, 2015 at 4:11 pm

                      Yes, you as well Kole.

                  • Akantha says

                    May 27, 2015 at 11:51 am

                    Glad to hear someone still remembers me as Kole. It’s been quite awhile since I’ve been called that.

                    Reply
                    • werewolf girl says

                      May 27, 2015 at 6:34 pm

                      Wait kole is your name

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      May 28, 2015 at 1:06 am

                      I remember all of the names, like it was yesterday…

                    • Akantha says

                      May 28, 2015 at 8:35 am

                      I miss the days when all of the names were here commenting away. This place is pretty empty now.

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      May 28, 2015 at 10:00 am

                      All good things must come to an end. And we remain here, ghosts of a forgotten past.

                    • Akantha says

                      May 28, 2015 at 12:03 pm

                      some are more easily forgotten than others, sadly. Time will continue to move on whether we are here or not.

                    • Zyboragon says

                      May 28, 2015 at 12:30 pm

                      If time didn’t move forward without us, we’d never change, never learn from our mistakes or recover from our struggles. After everything that has happened, we still survived.

                      The past will never truly be forgotten, it must continue to push us forward.

                    • Akantha says

                      May 28, 2015 at 12:46 pm

                      More lovely words of wisdom from Z. Gods, I have missed conversations like these.

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      May 28, 2015 at 1:13 pm

                      I swear he must read philosophy text books for fun.

                    • Zyboragon says

                      May 28, 2015 at 1:21 pm

                      No.

                    • Akantha says

                      May 28, 2015 at 1:27 pm

                      Are you sure?

                    • Zyboragon says

                      May 28, 2015 at 1:35 pm

                      Moving on…

                    • Akantha says

                      May 28, 2015 at 1:39 pm

                      New discussion topic! Woot!

                    • Zyboragon says

                      May 28, 2015 at 1:43 pm

                      Um.. Yeah so I made a pie out of clowns.

                    • Akantha says

                      May 28, 2015 at 1:47 pm

                      I bet it tasted funny.

                    • Zyboragon says

                      May 28, 2015 at 1:50 pm

                      No, why would you say that???

                    • Akantha says

                      May 28, 2015 at 1:59 pm

                      I saw my chance for a beautiful pun, and I took it. I’m also laughing way too hard at my own joke.

                    • AP says

                      May 28, 2015 at 3:45 pm

                      -enters the room via portal-
                      A pun? Clever. 🙄

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      May 28, 2015 at 6:38 pm

                      Tsk tsk what have we come to? Clown mürdêr and pun making.

                    • AP says

                      May 28, 2015 at 7:15 pm

                      Yeah, everyone. Be more like Mutt and spearhead every conversation with your pompous ego-trips.

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      May 29, 2015 at 12:38 am

                      That’s the best you’ve got AP? Really? Get some new insults, you’re really not making any impact at all. It’s actually kind of sad.

                    • Zyboragon says

                      May 29, 2015 at 2:06 am

                      I guess some things really don’t change Eh? 😛

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      May 29, 2015 at 8:49 am

                      Would ya have it any other way?

                    • AP says

                      May 29, 2015 at 11:20 am

                      Very well. Mutt, your brain is like the two-headed, flying, firebreathing dogfish of Aberdeen in that neither of them exist.

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      May 29, 2015 at 2:16 pm

                      Now that’s what I’m talking about! That one almost illicited an emotional response from me. Though it was closer to amusement then actual disappointment or sadness so you still get an F- in those areas.

                    • Akantha says

                      May 29, 2015 at 8:00 pm

                      Ah, nostalgia. You never fail to appear at times like this.

                    • Zyboragon says

                      May 30, 2015 at 4:44 pm

                      It would seem as though there’s a soup in my fly.

              • Reaper says

                May 15, 2015 at 6:13 pm

                Annnnd there’s the guilt trip I needed. Thank you AP.

                Reply
                • Hatter MT says

                  May 16, 2015 at 1:21 pm

                  Dipstick… I mean reaper how are you?

                  Reply
                  • Agent RB says

                    May 17, 2015 at 11:58 pm

                    *Noah tosses hatter a jar containing swirling smoke, and a seal of soloman etched on the side*

                    I take it we are coming out of hiding now?

                    RB

                    Reply
                    • Hatter MT says

                      May 18, 2015 at 11:20 am

                      Yes but you have to give me one piece of proof you own that body before I will trust you, for example summon your ark or simply look me in the eye. Oh and what’s in the jar?

                    • Agent RB says

                      May 18, 2015 at 5:07 pm

                      That’s the nasty little booger that was “keeping my body warm” for me, after that little mishap in the forest. Do you know how hard it is to preform a self exorcism?

                      As for your proof…
                      *Penelope steps out from behind Noah and climbs into his arms*
                      A scythe like her would know in an instant who was in this body…

                      Anyway, I’ve been gone for quite some time but now that you say it’s safe to return I assume the corps are no longer on our tails…
                      How’d you manage that one?

                      RB

                    • Hatter MT says

                      May 18, 2015 at 8:57 pm

                      Eas your house guest scared off Thanatos and I got the ball rolling again, after I pulled that off it was just a matter of time before they either said “you know what forget it he’s free to go” or burned your soul so badly it would feel like your soul got skinned alive when it was touched I am glad they went with the former

                    • Agent RB says

                      May 19, 2015 at 12:05 am

                      Hatter, as it stands, the only two realms I have immediate access to are Earth and Underworld. You my friend have the ability to traverse far more on nothing more than a whim, without the use of back channels and complex rituals. My ark will soon be good as new, but It will need a catalyst if it’s going to be able to reach FTL speeds.
                      After the last ordeal we faced, I realized we are Ill prepared to face another enemy like that. There are unexplored backwaters of the realms that may harbor a far greater threat, that of which the likes we’ve never encountered before. The purpose of my next expedition will be to scout out these places, for everyone’s survival. I was hoping you’d be able to assist me in acquiring such a catalyst.

                      RB

                    • Reaper says

                      May 19, 2015 at 1:12 am

                      Well whatever it is, leave me out of it. I want nothing to do with you Noah the Betrayer. From this point on, I am not getting in the middle of your little schemes. Instead, I shall issue advice and only get into the possibly world/universe/multiverse ending threats. *I storm off flourishing a cloak I wear in human form.*

                    • Hatter MT says

                      May 19, 2015 at 5:17 pm

                      What kind of catalyst? I mean I can get you something from any world that was written about in a book but journals don’t count the only reason I was able to send you to the mirror hallway was because it was an extra-dimensional space, that is it was connected to everywhere oh and I actually keep a door in my satchel I use as a guest bedroom since it works not to go to a different realm just an empty room with a bed and a mini fridge

  49. catveena says

    June 16, 2015 at 3:37 pm

    H0ly sh++snacks psychopaths this could explain why some of our humans go nuts lol.

    Reply

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