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Of Mermonsters and Mermaids: How to Handle the Mermish

October 8, 2011 By Seth 525 Comments

mermonsterDangerSign-Small-optMERMONSTER OR MERMAID

Trust me on this, true Mermish are not your maid! Behind those perky shells and streaming hair is a powerful aquatic being.

But with a few common sense rules you can minimize the threat posed to you by the mermish ie: mermaids and mermen, enchanted nymphs and naiads and assorted aquatic aliens:

1. Avoid water access points, the 3-Bs: boats, beaches and bathrooms.

2. Eliminate all waterways in your own home. Close the water pipes.

3. Do you own a fish pond, tank or bowl? Consider finding a new pet. Unless the thought of waking up with a giant Koi munching your eyeball is appealing to you.

4. Purchase one or more stylish, safety approved Life Vest or PFD (personal flotation device). Wear it at all times. You won’t see the wave coming until it’s too late.

5. Mermonsters love bubbles so if you see bubbles coming you might want to run. And you may also be able to distract an angry mermonster with a simple bubble blowing device long enough for you to get away.

6. Avoid  sewer grates especially during a heat wave. Not just because of the bad smell but because Mermonsters – particularly in landlocked cities – will take cover in the sewers to keep themselves moist and cool when nothing else is available. This is unpleasant business for any mermonster who is used to being very clean and it makes them very irritable. To pass the time they play TAG and TRIP with creatures who pass over the sewer grates. *All hail to Hails & Sereina for the great tip.*

IF THE  MERMONSTER IS YOU!

Ah, hi. Please don’t explode my drink in my face. I know you’re not a MONSTER monster. Mermaids are great. Really. Who doesn’t love mermaids? Besides fishermen and some sailors, everyone loves mermaids. There are lots of mermaids – men on the site below. Here are a few of the tips submitted by the Mermish on this site:

1. Always drink through a straw to minimize the chances of water touching your skin and triggering a fishy reaction when people are watching.

2. Some mermaids MUST bathe every 24 hours or they start to weaken and die. If you are this type of mermaid carry a spray bottle of water with you where ever you go.

3. Never let the fish follow you home. You may want to save them all, you but a floating fish in a bubble of water who follows you everywhere you go is like hanging a sign on you that says, “MERMISH.” Not a good idea.

by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com

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  1. Kilala says

    August 8, 2013 at 7:35 pm

    Hey Seth,
    I could use some help trying to figure what I am. I’ve narrowed it down somewhat using the monstrometer. I’ve gotten the same three things twenty-six times. (1) Mermaid (2) Werewolf (3) Vampire. I’ve also done some research into my family history and found that I am a direct descendent of the first Werewolf. Don’t ask me the name cause I cannot spell it off the top of my head. Also, there is another type of mermaid. The kind I suspect myself of being. The Syrena are twice as powerful as your average, run of the mill mermish. What scares me the most is the death gods. They have taken a huge interest in me. The gods in question happen to be Pluto (Roman), Hades (Greek), and Anubis (Egyptian). Please give me what advice you can. If anyone on the site can help to it is appreciated. I’d be happy to help anyone in return.

    Reply
    • Foxy02016 says

      August 31, 2017 at 1:34 am

      I’m a vampire werewolf merman so you could be like me and be all three those are the ones I get the most on the test

      Reply
  2. Mermaid friends says

    August 9, 2013 at 9:43 pm

    Hi Seth I need your help me and my friends are mermaids and we want to know if we have powers

    Reply
    • Seth says

      August 23, 2013 at 12:06 am

      Hail Mermaid friends!,

      Welcome to the site. Sorry for my woefully late response. Unfortunately as a mere human ** I am not always able to get to all the survivors as fast as I want to.

      Well if you and your friends are in fact mermaids then you almost certainly have powers but what exactly and how powerful they are depends on a lot of things, What type of mermaid you are? If you are a pure mermaid or mixed with some other type of being?

      Common mermaid powers include lots of aquatic things like super-swimming, talking to fish and stuff like that.

      Have you noticed that you can hold your breath for a really long time under water? Important safety tip: Do NOT try to breath water with your lungs That doesn’t work and is generally not a good survival technique.

      Do you know how it happens to be that you and your friends are all mermaids? Do you live near the ocean? Was there a nuclear reactor that melted down in your neighbourhood? Were you all experimented on as children by mad scientists?

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      ** Note: Mere Humans are not the same as a meerkat. Humans are no where near as cute. Also note I don’t mean mer-human which is a name for a Human Mermaid hybrid.

      Reply
  3. TheStormborn says

    August 14, 2013 at 11:14 pm

    I’m in a bit of a situation here…..do you know anything about Sirens?

    Reply
    • Mr. Mutt says

      August 15, 2013 at 1:17 am

      Plug your ears. Just plug your ears so you can’t hear them. Agh no no no don’t do… Excuse me I think I may have destroyed something important

      Reply
      • TheStormborn says

        August 15, 2013 at 6:55 am

        Um…..I think I’m the siren or at least something like it. Maybe half siren and half witch…there’s some interesting stuff I can do…

        Reply
        • Seth says

          August 23, 2013 at 12:32 am

          Hail TheStormborn,

          You are the Siren?!?!? I am glad this site is text based instead of sound based!! That said welcome to the site.

          What kind of interesting stuff can you do?

          Which parent do you think you inherited the siren part from?

          The answers to these questions will help get you started down the road to learning to control your powers.

          Keep on keeping on

          Reply
      • TheStormborn says

        August 15, 2013 at 7:29 am

        Um….I think I’m the siren. Maybe a half siren half witch…the’s some interesting stuff i can do…

        Reply
        • Foxy02016 says

          August 31, 2017 at 1:37 am

          Wow a Siren (hears you) oh no (blank look)

          Reply
    • The Reaper says

      August 15, 2013 at 10:46 am

      May I suggest you tie yourself to something sturdy cover your eyes and hope for the best.

      Reply
    • TheStormborn says

      October 27, 2013 at 11:01 pm

      I haven’t been on in a while….but anyways, Seth, there’s more than one Siren. there should be four, I think. And you don’t always inherit it. you can be cursed into being a Siren. I can cast spells (complex and simple), sing, and swim. And probably some other stuff that I haven’t figured out how to do yet. I also know an unexplainable amount of things about the Supernatrual world. Like, ancient things about the “lost” city of Atlantis and their Pantheon of gods/goddess. I think I should avoid Music class at all costs this year, just in case, to avoid any “accidents”.

      Reply
      • Seth says

        November 1, 2013 at 4:16 pm

        Hail The Stormborn,

        Thanks for your SOS update and the warning that are three more of you out there. Have you met the others? Have you been to Atlantis?

        Persistere, Persistens,

        Seth

        Reply
    • Foxy02016 says

      August 31, 2017 at 2:50 am

      Well I was a vampire merman werewolf but now I’m a Siren too I BLAME YOUR SONGING FOR CURSEING ME sorry again I am a WEREWOLF so you know how they can get ANGRY ESIALY anyway sorry

      Reply
  4. TheStormborn says

    August 15, 2013 at 7:30 am

    Oops. Sorry reposted that twice.

    Reply
    • Foxy02016 says

      August 31, 2017 at 2:52 am

      I’m a Vampire werewolf merman Siren I think your the one who cursed me might have been one of the other three but I haven’t met them so I know it was you

      Reply
  5. magie pat says

    October 3, 2013 at 8:35 am

    im living with 2 werwolf’americans what do i do also my dads and best friends a cyborg please help me

    Reply
  6. GinnyQHS says

    October 18, 2013 at 10:16 pm

    I think I’m werewolf/ mermaid. I took the test 30 times and that’s what I got. I don’t think u can be both, can you??? I have amazing smell and hearing, also stealth and I live next to a forest. But I can swim deeper than one I know and can boil water and make small fires. Please help me anyone?!?!?

    Reply
    • The Reaper says

      October 18, 2013 at 10:29 pm

      Hail GinnyQHS!

      So, you think your a werewolf mermaid eh? It is possible. Mermaids can be on land for short periods of time. And during time there is always the possibility of being bitten by werewolf. If you don’t mind, can I ask a couple questions? Do either of your parents act strangely? Is your mother constantly needing water? Are you in any way shape or form craving some sort of meat? I hope I can help.

      The Reaper.

      Reply
      • Foxy02016 says

        August 31, 2017 at 1:38 am

        I’m a vampire werewolf merman

        Reply
    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

      February 22, 2014 at 11:59 pm

      Wolves always have had a very close connection with water. And if your family is from northern Europe, specifically the British isles there is a chance you possess merblood.

      Reply
      • Eris says

        February 23, 2014 at 1:32 am

        “Wolves always have had a very close connection with water”–
        Since when? Maybe if they were fishies
        Hey that a good idea… literal dog-fish…

        Reply
        • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

          February 23, 2014 at 10:17 am

          Look up the ancestry of the whale, Eris a wolf like dinosaur evolved to become a whale due to a lack of food on land

          Reply
          • Fenrir Ulfangr says

            February 23, 2014 at 11:15 am

            Correct, except it wasn’t a dinosaur, dinosaurs were long dead by then.

            And wolves are often linked with water in the old stories, they are creatures of winter, winter’s element is water. Also actual wolves swim and even catch fish in rivers and lakes.

            Reply
            • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

              February 23, 2014 at 11:21 am

              Yeah I know it wasn’t a dinosaur but that’s the best way to explain it without confusing the hades out of the person reading it

              Reply
  7. Ginny QHS says

    October 19, 2013 at 10:24 pm

    My dad always drags me outside to look at the moon or Listen to the wolves. No my mom doesn’t constantly need water and I’m kind of hungry right now because I forgot to eat dinner, so yes I would very much enjoy some ribs right now.

    Reply
    • The Reaper says

      October 19, 2013 at 10:50 pm

      Hail GinnyQHS!

      I believe, that your father is a werewolf, but I wonder if your mother is actually your stepmother… Let me know what you think.

      The Reaper.

      Reply
      • firefang says

        October 20, 2013 at 1:25 am

        The reaper were u at fright FEST at frountier city?

        Reply
  8. GinnyQHS says

    October 27, 2013 at 8:02 am

    My mom is definitely my real mom,but is there any other way to become a mermaid than enheritance??? Sorry for the late reply

    Reply
  9. GinnyQHS says

    October 27, 2013 at 8:07 am

    Also my eyes normally change color so I’m used to it, but yesterday my eyes flashed yellow and got slits while I was looking in the mirror

    Reply
    • Seth says

      November 1, 2013 at 4:31 pm

      Hail Ginny,

      Thanks for checking in. A very reliable mermaid on this site name Pauzzis once reported that there are several sites around the world that can, when the planets are properly aligned and the climate conditions just right, and the proper magic applied, on a full moon, can indeed cast a mermish spell on an otherwise non-mermish individual. Let’s see if I can find that link. I know that Cabo San Lucas is the one that Pauzzis used.

      Meanwhile, do you recall swimming anywhere strange after dark?

      Seth

      Reply
      • Rainstorm says

        January 7, 2014 at 6:33 pm

        FOR REAL? This whole time I was thinking me and my friend encountered a rare type of pathogen… fishy situations going on..

        Reply
      • Foxy02016 says

        August 31, 2017 at 1:40 am

        I remeber doing that back when I was just a vampire werewolf now I’m a vampire werewolf merman

        Reply
  10. GinnyQHS says

    November 2, 2013 at 10:17 pm

    I don’t remember any thing like that… Sorry. But do remember waking up whith random cuts down my side every morning for a week. I know I didn’t leave my hose because we have weight detectors in the floor. They would have gone off.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      January 14, 2015 at 4:52 pm

      Hail Ginny HQ,

      Thanks for keeping on – if indeed you are and you haven’t been spirited away by the mermish. Were you recently swimming in unfamiliar waters?

      Here is a link to Pauzzi’s post about here mermish transformation experience.

      Seth

      Reply
  11. Pawleen says

    November 9, 2013 at 5:07 pm

    Hi Seth me my step cousin and some of my friends are werewolfs and we need some tips of how to survive werewolfs attacking us at night. plus can u do some werewolf videos.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      January 14, 2015 at 5:00 pm

      Hail Pawleen,

      A belated thanks for this SOS message. Werewolves attacking at night can indeed be a problem. Invest in some silver bling immediately.

      While I have not yet made any specific Monstrometer Reports dealing with werewolves, there are some in the works. I did however visit MIA werewolf Louis Pine and appear here in his videos at yourlupinelife.com. Check them out they are very instructive. I draw your attention to the Maurcio’s struggle against his own impending transformation.

      Things move slow around here cuz are just a two human show surviving somehow, against all supernatural odds.

      Thanks for surviving with us.

      Seth

      Reply
  12. Pawleen says

    November 9, 2013 at 5:11 pm

    Ps ur little camera kid is cute

    Reply
  13. Rainstorm says

    December 7, 2013 at 11:50 pm

    Back! After a really…long…fishy….situation. I got turned into a mermaid by my best friend… As a “birthday surprise”. Not what I wanted, I’m a FISH girl when I touch water :/
    Being a mermaid.. is random…
    And when you’re a werewolf too, it doesn’t help 😛

    Reply
    • Rainstorm says

      January 7, 2014 at 6:40 pm

      It wasn’t her.. It wasn’t my friend. Here is my theory how me and my friend became… Weremaids? (OH MY GOD yes that’s a thing) okay so, exetreme nerd moment here: I believe that every person, human or not, has a virus, that is constantly being fought off, like cancer cells, all of us may have cancer at one time, but normal people just fight it off. I believe there are “mer” cells living inside of us, and if you don’t have a healthy immune system, balanced diet and exercise (and eat too much of bacteria growing foods) then well.. The cells multiply and multiply and effect your whole body, and since these cells change in the water, whenever you touch water, the cells metamorphasis into… Totally different cells, and you are left with my mermaid tail until you are dry when they morph back. They feed on LIQUIDS! So basically, that’s my idea. Me and this one friend have really weak immune systems.. It’s all meat meat meat, and muffins >:D, but anyway yeah.. We aren’t “fat” You don’t have to be fat to be a mermaid, that is not what I mean, but any other theories?

      Reply
  14. GinnyQHS says

    December 10, 2013 at 8:03 pm

    Hey Seth sorry for the really late reply but do u know why my eyes chaged colors like that, they have been doing that a lot lately.

    Reply
  15. Rainstorm says

    January 11, 2014 at 11:13 pm

    I used to know a Siren. No, her name wasn’t Sirena… Never try to record a Siren, sounds like beauty in person, looks like a madhouse in person, but sounds like a vampire with rabies when it’s recorded. It’s scary, scarier than those horror movie ghost screams. She was pretty creepy… She walked by people and sang a note and laughed as they went berserk. Rude, much? She moved away, too bad, I only got to record and analyze one of her songs.

    Reply
    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

      January 11, 2014 at 11:26 pm

      I knew the first three they couldn’t harm me but they did kill and eat quite a few sailors

      Reply
  16. TheStormborn says

    January 14, 2014 at 10:22 pm

    Hey, Seth, you may remember me from an earlier post on here. Siren update: there are only three of us now. Number four decided to be an idiot and got caught in public. Oh well. There will be a replacement for her. To answer your previous questions,I have met one of the others on accident. we were both swimming in the same area by chance. As for Atlantis, yes, I have been there, multiple times, in different lives.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      February 8, 2014 at 11:26 pm

      Hail TheStormborn,

      Thanks for the supernatural update. How goes the search for a replacement for number 4? Is there any possibility that you will ever able to get #4 back? How are you going to recruit a new number 4? Are you going to turn someone into a Siren and then force them to join? Are you going to find someone who wants to join and then turn them into a Siren? Or are you going to find someone who is already a Siren and ask/force them to join?

      If you are going to turn someone into a Siren how do you do that exactly? Do you bite them? Use a magic spell? Something else?…

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      P.S. The next time you go to Atlantis can you bring me back a souvenir? Maybe like a map of how to get there, or a photo or a seashell with some goggly eyes glued onto it. Just please not a t-shirt. Every time I get a t-shirt my brother Sam just steals it and I never see it again… Hmmm come to think of it I haven’t seen Sam in a while either? You haven’t seen Sam have you?

      Reply
      • The Stormborn says

        February 12, 2014 at 12:31 am

        So many questions! Number four….it will be hard to find a replacement. I do not know if the others have found another one yet. It is sort of possible to get number four back. Think ghosts and souls. If I can get four back as a ghost…she would have to use possession or soul swap (I have a full story on soul sharing/swapping) to come back fully…I would never force-turn someone into a siren. The others might, but as far as I know, we haven’t found anyone suitable. Finding someone who is a siren other than me and my two remaining sisters isn’t very hard, there are more of us than you might think…but whether they are eligible or not depends..on a lot of things…such as their lineage or ability. Also, I came across a scroll, but in bad condition. I could read only a little of what remained. It basically says that not all siren are female. Like, there could be a male siren. The law says nothing against it. As for turning someone into a siren…it usually requires the three remaining siren. If the situation is dire enough, we can do it ourselves, but at a great cost. We aren’t vampires, so no biting. I mean, eating food, but that’s it. (we do have fangs though)So…for turning someone..a magic spell and the right timing. Next time I go to Atlantis…sorry, no maps, you’ll have to excuse the Current Queen for that. T-shirts don’t exactly look the best when you can’t wear pants because of a tail. So don’t worry about that. And Sam….nope. I’ll look around, but he wasn’t near any water when you last saw him…was he?

        If you want, go to Wattpad.com and look up nasuada02 in the search bar there, and you will find me. I have an Encyclopedia there that has more on Atlantis.

        Reply
        • The Stormborn says

          February 12, 2014 at 12:35 am

          The soul swap/share: a simple explanation

          There’s more than one soul in my head. Precisely three.
          Ask for one, they may be more helpful. All three are past sireans.
          -Yemaya, or soul number one (not current siren who just wrote that comment above)

          Reply
          • Seth says

            February 22, 2014 at 10:31 pm

            Hail The Stormborn,

            It must get pretty crowded in there!

            I went to Wattpad and read your Encyclopedia of Paranormal/Supernatural Beings. It was very informative. Thank you for letting me know about it. I hope that you continue your work on it and feel free to post some excerpts of your work here on the relevant pages. SInce you have a section there on werewolves you may be interested in visiting the werewolf site http://yourlupinelife.com

            I am not really sure where Sam was the last time I saw him… in fact come to think of it I am having a hard time remembering when the last time I saw Sam was…

            Seth

            For those interested here is the link to Encyclopedia of Paranormal/Supernatural Beings http://www.wattpad.com/36783631-an-encyclopedia-of-paranormal-supernatrual-beings

            Reply
            • Urban Squatch says

              February 22, 2014 at 10:54 pm

              Need some help looking for him? I’d be glad to help. Did you consider ordering from Amazon Prime? I can get Sam to you in two days with free shipping.

              Reply
          • Fenrir Ulfangr says

            February 22, 2014 at 11:30 pm

            Hello

            Reply
          • Fenrir Ulfangr says

            February 22, 2014 at 11:48 pm

            You’ve got most of the info on werewolves right. Although there is a bit more to it, also often healers have some connection to the Druids. I have been to Atlantis, I have seen Akalbeth the drowned. Tethys ruled then I know not the current queen. What news from the deep?

            Reply
            • Seth says

              February 23, 2014 at 2:45 pm

              Hail Fenrir,

              Thanks for taking a break from the Ragnarok to make this reply to Stormborn. What would you say are the best places to visit in Atlantis? The worst? And how did you get there?

              Seth

              Reply
  17. Tzipporah The Selkie says

    January 19, 2014 at 1:51 pm

    Hi, my names Tzipporah. Im part Selkie(sorttalike a seal Meramaid) Part Siren(ima good Siren, although I do get cravings to kill people, on the FullMoon it takes alot of will power to stop my self) and part Water Nymph so to some extent I have Hydrokenetics!

    Reply
    • Seth says

      February 8, 2014 at 11:33 pm

      Hail Tzipporah The Selkie,

      Welcome to the site. Sorry for the slow reply. Things have been a bit crazy over here at Survival HQ and I have been trying hard to get these new survival videos ready so I have been quite a bit slower on replying to comments than I like to be. Also Graham is busy with university so he is no help at all and I don’t even know where Sam is (Have you seen him?).

      So when you say like a seal mermaid do you mean that sometimes you are human and sometimes you turn into a seal of that you are half human and half seal or that you can sometimes transition between all three? Or is it something else that I missed altogether? Does the moon influence you to transform or shift forms or just alter your mood in a homicidal direction?

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

      February 8, 2014 at 11:41 pm

      Interesting A water creature, a selkie? this just keeps getting better.

      Reply
    • Fenrir Ulfangr says

      February 8, 2014 at 11:49 pm

      I am Fenrir, also called Nuada and Noios, first lord of the Sea. How may I help you?

      Reply
  18. Auqua says

    February 12, 2014 at 11:25 pm

    Hey Seth
    What does it mean when I’m craving water everyday 24 hours

    Reply
    • Seth says

      February 22, 2014 at 10:21 pm

      Hail Auqua,

      Welcome and sorry for the late reply. I would say this this most likely means one of three things:

      One you are dehydrated and therefor you are thirsty and you should drink more water (and perhaps eat fewer salty snacks).

      Two you may be a mermonster.

      Three you may be the demigod offspring of an ancient sea deity like Poseidon.

      Do you have any other symptoms to report to help narrow it down?

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
      • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

        February 22, 2014 at 10:31 pm

        Hey Seth how is that project we are doing together doing?

        Reply
        • Seth says

          February 22, 2014 at 10:39 pm

          Hail the Hatter,

          Until April things are pretty tied up for time on the site. Any coding where I need Graham’s help has to wait until he finishes his thesis on lattice animals. Or goes insane. Er. Whichever happens first.

          Thanks for you patience and for keeping on,

          Seth

          Reply
          • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

            February 22, 2014 at 10:56 pm

            Thanks for the update Seth and tell graham, Janus believes in him

            Reply
          • Urban Squatch says

            February 22, 2014 at 10:59 pm

            In addition to what the Hatter says, tell him the Urban Squatch believes in him too. Well, except for that fact I failed my exams…

            Reply
  19. Little angry vampire says

    February 22, 2014 at 4:36 pm

    So human you decide to lie to me by telling me I’m a mermaid!
    Respond with something good… 👿

    Reply
    • Cheshire Cat says

      February 22, 2014 at 7:08 pm

      It’s not your fault you lied to his app

      Reply
    • The Reaper says

      February 22, 2014 at 7:29 pm

      Not his fault he doesn’t have enough data to give a wholly and totally accurate report.

      Reply
      • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

        February 22, 2014 at 8:16 pm

        Good point azrael

        Reply
    • Seth says

      February 22, 2014 at 9:54 pm

      Hail Little angry vampire!

      Welcome to the site. I assume that when you say “human” you are referring to me. In which case you are 99.98% correct.

      And since we have never communicated before that by saying that I lied to you that you have perhaps obtained a diagnosis from the Monstrometer that you believe to be in error.

      So assuming that those assumptions have been accurately assumed by the assumer (that being me) I will tell you that the Monstrometer is the most accurate supernatural diagnostic tool on the surface of the Earth. That said it is not perfect and it does have it’s limitations.

      Firstly it cannot accurately diagnose every supernatural being. You may be some form of aquatic vampire that I am not aware of (or that you are not aware of for that matter).

      Secondly due to the biometric scan component of the Monstrometer it is necessary that both your device and your fingers (or paws or flippers or what have you) to be clean. If you have allowed another being to handle your device at some point (with or without your knowledge) then their genetic material may have contaminated the device and is leading to erroneous readings.

      Thirdly hybrid supernaturals (as opposed to Hybrids which are a particular type of hybrid and are quite rare) are far less uncommon than most beings consider and so it is very possible that you may in fact be a vampire / mermonster hybrid. Possibly you have some mermonster DNA that is either recessive or latent and has not yet shown itself to you in a noticeable fashion. It is possible that many generations in the past that a distant ancestor of yours was in fact a mermonster and that you carry some of their DNA. Far more of the supposedly “human” population of Earth has some supernatural genetic heritage than we have been led to believe. In fact I urge you to scan everyone you know and everyone you meet and you will see that it is quite rare that one of them is actually “human” although they almost all think that they are “human”.

      Fourthly due to the volume of information and processing power required (the supernatural database that it has to deal with behind the scenes is quite enormous!) the Monstrometer can only ask you a maximum of 25 questions at one time due to the inherent limitations of the devices so it may be necessary to scan yourself multiple times and look at the aggregate results rather than individual results. A good practice in supernatural diagnosis is to set an alarm on your device to remind yourself to scan yourself at a certain time everyday then scan your self daily at that time and after one month you will have 30 scans which is far more information to go on. It is also a good idea to keep a journal of strange and interesting events that happen to you.

      Fifthly supernatural diagnosis is not an exact science and so it may be helpful for you to post about your symptoms here on the site and perhaps myself and the other survivors can help you.

      Thanks for visiting the site and commenting. Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
      • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S. says

        February 22, 2014 at 10:13 pm

        The Monstrometer is also a bit faulty in the fact that it does not have a lot of data on anything other than the basic 26 as shown on the Monstrometer monster reports menu along the left hand side of the site which show THE MOST COMMON types of monster known to Seth, graham, & Sam, and in fact you might not even be any of the things you are scanned as being do to the off chance that you are a part of one of the ancient races which unfortunately are not represented on the Monstrometer

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      • The Reaper says

        February 22, 2014 at 10:14 pm

        Well said friend Seth. Now, if you excuse me. I will have to go out, don my viking helmet, grab my sword and shielf from the good old days of being a viking, and wait for Jormungandr on a small motorboat in the middle of the pacific ocean. TO WAR!

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      • Fenrir Ulfangr says

        February 22, 2014 at 11:12 pm

        Aquatic vampire, that would be Dagon, or one of various Japanese species. They feed on blood but aren’t genetically related to the other vampiric species.

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  20. Marney says

    March 24, 2014 at 7:54 am

    well a few months back I kept having dreams about water the beach the gulf ect. A women came to me and said I was a Mer with Siren like gifts I just never unlocked it or something. She said she could Teach me their ways but I said I was not too sure. That night unless I was still dreaming I had an orange colored tail maybe with a hint of a golden yellow. Then it was gone. I am not sure what this means if I have ties or something..

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  21. Adisa fabino says

    May 19, 2014 at 5:05 am

    Seth i cast a spell on my little cousin to be a mermaid do you have any tips to teach her how to control her powers this is her power litst

    1. Flame
    2. Water
    3. Ice.

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  22. selkie says

    June 22, 2014 at 1:01 am

    Hey Seth! I’ve been observing your site for a few years now. I’m honestly impressed that a human can show such dedication to the beings of the occult! Anyways, my name is Aubrey. I’m not actually a selkie, just a waterkin, but selkie sounds nice doesn’t it? I wanted to know what the other mermish thought about the shark culling going on in Australia.
    Sincerely,
    Aubrey

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  23. Rowan says

    July 1, 2014 at 9:24 pm

    Yay I finally found my actual monster type I am 99.60 percent merman and I love water sooooo. Much and I can hold my breath for a little while and I love underwater animals soooooooooooooooooo much Seth tll me does strange stuf happen to 99 and 100 percent monsters on and my powers 🙂 SETH ONE SERVIIVLE ROCKS YYYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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  24. Assanjin says

    September 13, 2014 at 8:37 am

    Aquarus Femina, better known as the mermaid or merfolk are fish like humanoids. They can communicate with fish, can turn into water at will in all it’s stages, they are rather vanitous, whenever they see their reflections they stare into it for hours on end. Useful survival for dealing with one is giving it a mirror that you carry around. They are beautiful in their own right but beware, most have retractable shark like teeth that they use to drag their prey to the deep and drown it. Though on a rare occasion they fall in love with a human, and the human loves them back, the mix of man and mer gives rise to nymphs, espumados, lake and river guardians, sea serpents and man sharks. They are a cruel hunter, toying with their prey, slowly luring them to the water and then having their way then eat you, cling to your soul when dealing with an angry menfolk for they plan to take the rest. There also exists a rare breed of mermaid in the Carribean, one that lived in the warm waters around my island. Long ago when the Spanish conquistadors came here they found the “mujeres de agua”. They were elusive, beautiful, cunning and refused to be captured. When the conquistadors would drag them ashore they would turn into palm trees that stand to this day to avoid capture.

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  25. catveena says

    June 16, 2015 at 3:59 pm

    *laughs hysterically* Humans really do need to be careful. I’m telling my cousin to read this lol She married a Mermonster. lol

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  26. Marney says

    November 4, 2022 at 3:42 pm

    are there merolk here still? I am what Lovecraft calls a Deep One but still going through the changes. we have legs instead of fish tails though. I am just finding this out..

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