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A Lutin pretending to be a statue.

Lutin are a kind of house spirit originating from and being most common in France although with French colonial expansion Lutin have spread around the world notably to Quebec, Louisiana and south-east Asia. Many survivologists question Lutin being given their own separate designation from similar and possibly related species like Brownies, Imps, Hobgoblins Kobolds and Leprechauns. I however fall into the other camp that believe that Lutin deserve their own designation. To lump Lutin and Leprechauns into one list is to limit one’s likelihood of living through a link up with these little louses. Lutin may also be referred to as Nain Rouge (French for Red Dwarf) based on their favourite attire.

There are both benevolent and malevolent Lutin and in addition to looking like little people Lutin may also sometimes take the form of small animals like cats.

Characteristics of Lutin:

  1. Like to hang out in gardens
  2. Often appear in travel/vacation photos
  3. Rumoured to dislike salt.
  4. May be able to turn invisible

If you actually are a Lutin then you have good potential for getting a job representing a travel website but probably not as a French Fry cook.

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    • Hey Hails,

      What did fairies ever do to you? Not that I am defending fairies and their mischievous ways but I am rather just wondering what particular shenanigans they have inflicted upon you.

      A while back when I had the poll for the next monster to be added to the Monstrometer fairies came in third so I guess I sort of assumed they were not an urgent threat but perhaps I am wrong and maybe the fairies got some help from their cousins the gremlins and they rigged the vote. I thought it was that the time travellers had cheated to win but maybe the fairies cheated to lose. What so you think? Are fairies a big problem right now?

      BTW You know if you went over to the fairies page you could be the second commenter there too… just saying. http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=1349

      Seth

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  4. Yah sorry i thought this was the fairy page. Anyways i hate farues because ive met more than one more than one time and they hate me. Not sure why but they alawys start punching me and yelling at me, its wierd.

    Hails

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    • Hail Hails,

      Good to hear from you on any page! (I can’t speak for the lutins though who may start to resent the fairy talk. Which is weird because technically they are a kind of fairy.)

      I’m not surprised to hear about fairies aggravating you. Sorry but not surprised. Fairies thrive on aggravation. But I must say I am bit surprised to hear about the punching part. Does it hurt? What do they yell? Do you think this could be some kind of game?

      My understanding of fairies has always been that their physical abilities in our world are very limited. Normally they would compensate for this with magic and more recently, technology, but maybe this is part of some new game or experiment they are conducting. Any info you can give us would help to assess.

      Thanks & keep on and on!

      Seth

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  6. ive noticed fairies don’t like it when your the mischiveous one, hehe! They hate me but thaats probably self inflicted 😈

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    • Hail Kole,

      Belated thanks for this report from the fairy front. Hope you are still keeping on out there with the increase of fairy activity.

      It’s true that nothing makes a fairy madder than playing a trick on them. And fairies and most WWs generally don’t get along very well to begin with. Some say this is due to bad blood between the Wild Wolves who make their homes in forests. It’s said some WWWs can cross over into the fairy realm and drag a fairy out. I don’t know if that’s true or if it’s just a story that fairy folk tell their kids to make them be good but some fairies appear to believe it.

      What fairy did you annoy?

      Seth

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  7. I’m not sure how many or what their names where but I find their tempers rather amusing also sorry I’ve been gone for awhile trying to stay away from A51 for a little while

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    • Hail Kole,

      Hmmm… annoying multiple fairies is much more dangerous than just annoying one. Like as an estimate I would say it is multiple times more dangerous so be careful.

      Glad that you are back and even gladder that you have so far managed to avoid the clutches of A51 agents. Not a great fate for a supernatural so do your best to keep on keeping on staying away from them.

      Seth

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  8. Mr. Mutt, Half Breed, Bebe, Zyboragon, Markem, and Lycanthropic Paragon! I wish to request your presence on the Lutin page! It is of the very highest importance!

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    • I’m a ghost. Ghul took my body, made it D3monic and is now waging his revenge against humans.

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          • You know my aunt Bebe 😯 she was an out cast because she would not marry the man her family said she should. That happend to me my parents did not want that life for me so we went to another dimension hoping that the family would not find us.

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                  • A dragon 😯 😯 😯 holy sh:t so this guy is a dragon as well…ok this is very hard to wrap my head around.

                    So what your saying is that my aunt Vee is de@d and Lady V is good my aunt Bebe is a dragon and is married to a dragon and has had four eggs and your a clone of Zyboragon.

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                    • Do you know when aunt B will be back ? I not sure how I got here and need a place to stay and I’m very …..ah thristy are there anyone handy that I can drink from ?

            • ARC is sorry for your loss, welcome to our family.
              Bebe married Zyboragon, ARC is a clone of Zyboragon, you are family, ARC is going to help you in any way possible Jessy.

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                • One doesn’t deserve to be superior just by being born, Zyboragon wanted to help, he is a king, not that he would admit it, if a single person can make such a great thing happen in the world, what makes Zyboragon so special? That was his belief. Yes, he is both royality and not royality.

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    • Yesss… We may speak to each other again. *giggles and puts arms around you* so what did you want, again?

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  14. Oh Mark… Ooh wait, you haven’t even met your daughter yet! Let’s get you acqu- *clutches stomach* I almost forgot about… *pulls up shirt and reveals swelling stomach* I’m… Sorry, Mark… I got so lonely without you… I forgot… I jus-… Just wanted to feel… Feel anything… Most of all, I wanted to feel the way YOU made me feel… Oh…. Mark I’m so sorry! *hugs you*

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      • *continues to hug you* really?

        ……………

        If that’s so… Can we go get something to eat? I’m starving!!!

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          • This won’t sate my hunger… *holds finger to your chest and a red mist comes out on my finger* this will… *holds it to mouth*

            But…

            I won’t take it from you… *puts the red mist back in your chest*

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          • Hail AP,

            Thanks for keeping on. I don’t mean to intrude here and I’m all for magical food production (providing it isn’t fruit, you know what they say about magical fruit) but fairy flatulence aside, magical feasts are usually NOT recommended for survival!

            Magical drinks are somehow better, I don’t know why, but the magical record on the matter of feasts is clear – BAD NEWS! First, you will eat and eat and never be full and it will be all very delicious but then strange things will start happening….

            Just a survival note here.

            Thanks for keeping on.

            Seth

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  15. Hello Lower Level Beings. I Wish To Know Where The One Who Carries My Child Is. Tell Her I Have Arrived. Tell Her The Master Has Arrived.

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  16. Hail Survivors,

    Okay well, things seem overall pretty normal in survival this weekend. That is, really really strange. I’ll try to summarize some of the highlights, or lowlights, as the case may be.

    (Apologies in advance for this strange new way of commenting. Graham & I will get it ironed out at some point.)

    —> Warning from Survivors Jane and Chris about their invasion of garden gnome zombies.

    —> Lady V. who you may recall is Wolf Princess angry mom, appears to be dying. It seems to have something to do with the marriage she officiated between Zyboragon and Bebe. Or maybe something about a weird sleeping disease she suffered.

    —> Lycanthropic Paragon or LP for short has developed a particularly nasty dim mak or death touch! I don’t recommend letting him hug you.

    —> A strange being calling himself The Riser appeared on OTHERS. Please be wary until we know more. He talks like a 500 year-old Draconian, the kind that slinks out of his cave and expects the whole world to applaud.

    —> A story I missed last week. A dangerous time traveller named Time Tornado stopped by. Please be advised, his games may sound fun but they are not endorsed by survival! And since Graham is trying to fix our memory problem, you likely can’t play them. Sorry Mr. The Tornado. We’re working on it.

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    • Seth, ARC’s eyeballs glow blue instead of the usual red, do you know what this means? ARC is starting to worry.

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      • Hail ARC,

        Thanks for letting me know your color code for worry because I would have read it the other way. I can see why you’re worried.

        What are you most worried about?

        Seth

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        • ARC doesn’t know what it means, ARC is worried because something changed about ARC right under ARC’s very nose!

          Would you be worried if your eyes changed color for no apparent reason?

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          • Hail Arc,

            Valid point! Right under your nose in fact. A change of eye color is often a sign of something. Dragons eyes have been said to change color with their emotions while werewolves eyes often change color in transformed state. And vampires’ eye color is said to reflect their level of blood thirst. And witches? Well a great many of them have eyes of two different colors.

            To what do you attribute your sudden eye color change? Do you suppose it’s a warning?

            Seth

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            • ARC is suspecting that ARC is being mocked..
              ARC doesn’t know what the color change is caused by because the bulbs are tinted red, ARC switched them out with different tinted bulbs, no matter what color the bulbs are, they continue to glow blue.
              No clue what happened.

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              • Hail Arc,

                Seth is suspecting that Arc is mocking him by suspecting him of mocking…

                Who is the mocker and who the mockee at this point?

                I’m no cyborg engineer here, but it sounds like a wiring issue. Have you recently experienced an unplanned shut down?

                Seth

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                • ARC has not had an improper shutdown.
                  ARC cannot clarify any information that points to an engineering problem.
                  The situation is certainly something ARC needs to keep an eye on.

                  And ARC is totally being mocked. 😆

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  17. Sorry I haven’t been on much lately, I got a job and stuff, figured Id put my human form to good use.
    Why is everyone on this page now and what did I miss?

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      • What Did You Do Arc? Did You Enjoy Doing It? I Heard That When A Being Strangles Something Lesser Than It, The Being Is Trying To Vent Anger. is That How You Feel, Arc? Tell Your Master. Your Master Will Listen Intently.

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  21. What Is This Site Doing To My Messages? I Simply Wish To Help These Beings. Help These Being Fear Me. Help These Being Fear The Master.

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    • Fe@r? Didn’t you hear that my name is S@t@n? Does that sound like I’d be the least bit afr@id of you?

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  22. Arghana? I’m getting worried. Where would’ve Annette run off to? And where am I supposed to get myself a nice SOUL to eat?!

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      • Arghana, I need you to rrrrrrruuuuuuunnnn ttttoooo aaannnnoooottthhhherrrrrr rooooooom. I’lllll tuuurrrnnn innnnnttttoooo aaaaa mmooooonnnnsssttteeerrr affffffttttterr the ffffiiirrrrstt goes dddowwwn…

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          • Tttthhhhattt’ssssss sweeeeeet… OookkkkaaYyy… *changes into something similar to my form, but twice my size. My head has a draconic skull fitted on top of it made of blue energy. My nails and teeth are longer and sharper. In my right hand is A blade made Of the same blue energy as the skull. Around my head, arms and legs are hardened scales that form “plates.”*
            ……. (this might get ugly) …….

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    • You son of a b!tch! You threatened my daughter… you hurt my friend… Now, you d!e!
      (opens fissure and the Riser falls into it)

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    • If you still live, here’s a message for you:
      Stay away from my family. Stay away from my mate. Stay away from my children. Stay away from my friends. If you don’t I will ensure you’re suffering. People are of no value. I could make more sometime… if I need them. Life itself is only a vision. A dream. Nothing exists, save empty space and you. And you… are but a thought.

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  25. Lady V where are you? Is anybody there? I can’t find anything! *My eye sockets keep smoking as I keep bumbling into trees and rocks.*

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    • The same as Bebe, Poppy, and Jessy. All missing.
      ARC made Mace’s head explode, ARC took the brain, ARC wired it up.
      ARC knows things, horrible things! Useful things!

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    • Half Breed , Half Breed , my l0ve “gasp” there comming there comming 😯 there not the same . 🙁

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              • Lady V, you experienced the same cold feeling but don’t seem affected like them, what is saving you?

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                  • Do what ask Jessy we just helping her get home . 🙂 Talking of home I must get back to the nest. There calling me .

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                    • ARC can see you for what you really are, don’t play with ARC!! ARC has seen….things..

                    • (Grabs Jessy and forces her to stare into blue eyes).
                      What do you see? Tell ARC what you see!

                    • You aren’t right, what game is this? ARC can see your brain, you aren’t the same!!
                      You need V for something, ARC knows it! Stop playing with ARC!!!

                    • Thanks for sharing, ARC now knows that you what the plan is, at this point you can either tell ARC or ARC can do the same thing ARC did to Mace and find out using that brain of yours.
                      Make your decision!
                      (Light intensifies greatly).

                    • Stop it Arc……your hurting me :sob: Arc no more I dont know ……who are you ? Let me go. Mommy make him stop aaaashhh 😥

                    • What are you talking about I think Jessy’s gone into shock. (wraps arms around her).

                    • What Did I Tell You? He Started Hurting Cats Because He Had Bottled Up Anger. Now, Animals Aren’t Enough. He Has To Hurt People Now.

                    • Keep playing games with ARC, ARC knows you aren’t yourselves, ARC is going to save your lives but because of the measures that ARC has to take, you’ll shun ARC forever.
                      ARC was always meant to suffer anyways.

                    • I’m cold too JJessy it’s the overcast day (yawn) I’ll get you home. DDren’s going to fre@k when hhe finds out Arc.

                    • ARC likes Jessy, it was not an easy thing to do, she may never forgive ARC, ARC is only acting in the interest of saving you. ARC would rather hurt you than lose you…all three of you.

                    • I don’t understand where am I ? I’m confused . I like you Arc please dont do it again. OOh!!! Can you feel that he’s comminzzzzzzzzz.

                    • I remember something……he said he said I was nott (shiver) what he needs. YES THAT IT he said II was not (yawn) ready not what he nneeds. OMG Lady V !!!

                    • I’ll ttry Arc ssoo cold sh*t whats happening to me wwhy am I so cold? AArc Lady VV like ZZyboragon she iis an energy ppower sshe’s part of tthe void. I have tto sit downn.

                    • If you fall asleep, it’s likely that he’ll use you to stall ARC, stay awake as long as possible, ARC is going to save V.

                    • Zzzzzz…. Arc….void……zzzzz …..Annette……spawn……no I can’t no……zzzzz Arc Arc Arc …zzzz

                    • Ok (digs claws into leg) mmust stay aawake. DDren 😥 I l0ve you. (stands up) GGo Arc I’ll lookk after JJessy.

  33. Get away from me ! Bebe please don’t do this please. Jessy I’m sorry I was not myself please. Nnnnnnnnooooooooo !!!

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  35. Arc your ccrazy we are fine yyour the one that’s nnut’s…. wow your kinda look fuzzzzy Arc .

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  40. Zzzzzz …..pain …….. Arc ……..zzzzz …..? What happend ? Where am I ? Aunt B where are you ?

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      • (snff) so much pain , so much suffering, Arc Aunt B is in pain I can feel it . Why can I feel it ? Arc 🙂 Thanks

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        • Zyboragon is trying everything he can to help Bebe, ARC is sure of it, you feel many things that Bebe feels, it’s suspicious…
          ARC enjoys Jessy’s company, ARC wouldn’t leave.

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        • Then Why Don’t You Try, ARC? Or Has Your Cyborg Mind Already Found That Survival Rate Is Zero When Fighting Me? Is That Why You Send Your Friends To Do This?

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          • Oh Riser, did it not occur to you that somebody else wants the honor of kiIIing you? Did it occur to you that ARC is saving Jessy from your grip?
            Did it occur to you that ARC has generally ignored you because your outmatched?
            It obviously didn’t occur, stop asking stupíd questions that have no revelance to ARC’s opinions on the matter.

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          • He is the master, the master of dirt! Because dirt is the only thing that stays below him!!
            Oh, gust of wind…nope, not the master of dirt.

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          • No.
            Thou art nothing but
            A failed experiment.
            A creation
            Gone wrong.
            An attempt
            That resulted in failure.
            Not even dirt
            Is below you.
            You are nothing.
            Just a dream.
            A thought in the mind
            Of the mad creator who
            Hath brought thy to our world.
            You are
            The master of non-existence.
            Just as every other being is.

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            • Your Words Seem To Hit Harder Than Your Blows, But Still Here I Am, Laughing. You Say All These Things About Me, Yet You Haven’t Met Me In Battle Once. Except For Three Here, A Little Girl, An Annoying, Color Changing Wolf, And The Angelic And Suicidal Maniac. They All Fell. What Makes You Different?

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                  • Wrong.
                    (snaps and c!gar appears in hand)
                    I own all here and you… are but a thought of my will power. To keep me entertained. All of you are. I am an angel. I control all.
                    (begins sm0king c!gar; pours wh!skey in mouth, but it combusts on contact)
                    I rule all here. Where are my manners? Would you like anything?

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                    • If I Were Here To Entertain You, Why Did you Sound So Distressed When I… Er, De-Eyed Half Breed?
                      You Should’ve Been Able To Take Care Of It Like *Snaps and The Whole Room Combusts* That, No?
                      Tell You What, *In The Fire Screaming Can Be Heard. The Sound Can Be Pinpointed Coming Out Of A Being Impaled On Five Spears. As The Being Screams Again You Realize It Is Annette Impaled On the Spears* Why Don’t You Run Along And Get Paragon Dream For Me?
                      It’ll Make Things A Little Less… Messy.

                    • (snaps and all of Riser’s ribs snap out)
                      Oops. Did I do that? How about you leave my mate and my daughter alone before I rip out your throat and use it to make wine? 😈

                    • Poor little ‘master’. You are like a human. Dim-witted, power-hungry, naive, and trying to play God. Silly little creature, I am your maker.

                    • Ohohoho, Neat Trick. *Ribs Regrow* How About This One? *Holds Out Hand And A Beam Of Darkness Hits You Square In the Face, Leaving Nothing But Empty Holes For A Mouth, Eyes, Ears And Nose*

                    • Hahaha! You are quite entertaining.
                      (head turns into noble’s mask being held on by a stick which is held in hand)
                      Y’know, if you didn’t question my power, I might actually think you’re pretty great. You don’t dissapoint in entertainment.

                    • Let’s face it, you need me. You want power and I have power to make things happen, but without my approval, you can’t do anything. You can’t harm me nor destroy me. You sure as H3ll can’t take my place, but you can have power if I want you to.

                    • If you insist.
                      (opens neverending pit of fire underneath riser then closes)
                      How… satisfying.

                    • I Don’t Know. *Teleports Beside You And Puts Hand On Your Shoulder* Have We? I Would Remember A… Er, Face Like Yours Though.

                    • Is the fightng over already? If so, d@mn! I wanted to beat the sh1t out of him!

                    • Now’s Your Chance! *Appears Behind You, Crunch Punches You, Appears In Front Of You, Haymakers You, Appears Above You And Comes Down On You, Then Appears Pretty Far Away. I Tighten My Fist And All Your Bones Break* Come On! get Up! best Two Outta Three!

                    • Sorry Arghana, Loose Ends To Tie Up *Points To Alex’s Cripple Form* What Were You Saying?

                    • Impressive. *I kick you up into the air, jump up, dislocate your shoulder, crack your skull and throw you down to the ground. I think drag you off a cliff, jump down, and land on your face.*

                    • Heh, mod. Simplified, your at the bottom of a ditch with your face smashed in and no movement whatsoever.

      • I planned on thrèatening you! But that won’t work so as soon as I can figure out where my house is (A little help guys… Still blind.) I’ll offer you a drink and we’ll figure out where you put Lady V. Sound good? Great!

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        • ARC excels in robotics, ARC’s offer was rejected, ARC doesn’t know much about the biological eye because ARC has only studied robotic lens.
          Sorry, ARC is unsure how else ARC can assist you Half Breed.

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              • Arc save Jessy get her home come back for me later save Jessy the master he knows get her out of here!!!

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                    • Arc Jessy came to Bebe for a reason she is a key not like Bebe but a key that can open the gates to other dimesions . Get her away save her Bebe , Jessy and Poppy together Will change the world .

                    • ARC will stand by Jessy no matter what.
                      Sacred ARC promise, better than a promise from Zyboragon!
                      Just….why does Jessy seem so familiar? Why did ARC grow so attached so quickly? Who is she?

                    • Gah Mod.
                      Lady V, ARC will protect Jessy, you can count on ARC!
                      Why is it that we seem to know each other somehow?
                      Why did we connect so easily?
                      Who is Jessy?
                      This doesn’t make sense…

        • Here, My Child. *Touches Your Head And Dark Red Eyes Appear In Your Eye Sockets* The Master Shall Keep His Servants Safe.

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          • 1: I’m probably 4 times your age, therefore not your son.
            2: eww eww eww eww eww *Reaches up and uses claws to pull eyes out.* OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! OH MY GÖD THAT HURTS!!! *Eyes fly out.*

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            • (eyes fall out and face melts creating skull)
              I control all of you.
              (voice once again becomes d3monic)
              I MADE YOU.

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              • Satán, ARC considers you a friend and as a friend, ARC is going to ask if you would consider calming down, getting everyone angry seems to be Riser’s goal.

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                • I am not angry, but I resent pathetic species that I created. After all-
                  (skull shifts into d3mon’s face)
                  I am an angel. 😈

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                  • Every species is just an experiment. A toy. A thought. I punish those who don’t follow. 😈

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  42. living in the amazon is very inconvenient…. a giant snake just swallowed me and my house… 1, 2, 3, aaaaand…… ENERGY BLAST!!!

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    • Sorry JaffaMagicks, ARC might be able to hook you up with some sensors to decrease the odds of that happening, it will be a few days.

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      • I live in the amazon cause its a really beautiful place. Ive already got a chi field around the house but i cant keep it strong enough and maintain the chi pool AND the chi armor, so if thats possible, that would be great ARC. btw, i like the sound of that (jaffamagicks)

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  43. Arc I should not tell you this . Bebe must never know Jessy is a clone of Bebe . Jessy’s parents could not have a child so the stole Bebe’s DNA and added theres. Jessy is Bebe à Bebe that can never d!e unless used as a key . Jessy’s parents never knew what they where doing was wrong.

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    • ARC understands, ARC is actually kind of happy about it.
      Thank you for telling ARC, ARC’s output is sealed.

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          • I’m ok I just want to go home. Arc I’m very Glad your here I’m scared are we going to be able to get home.

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                    • A perfect combination.
                      (Kisses you on the forehead).
                      You have nice eyes by the way.

                    • Since you like ARC with blue eyes, ARC is going to replace the red tinted bulbs with blue ones, that way ARC will always have blue eyes.
                      ARC believes that you are more likely to respond when comfortable.

                    • See I told you that your cute. What are we going to do about Bebe and Poppy ? I’m afraid to sleep what if I go nuts again.

                    • Zyboragon is taking care of Bebe, Dren should be taking care of Poppy.
                      ARC is taking care of you, if you go nuts again, ARC will be here.
                      You called ARC “cute” again, fine.. It’s growing on ARC, just don’t tell anyone. 🙂

                    • My lips are sealed I think I’ll go to sleep it’s been a funny but tiring night. 🙂

                    • Not so fast!
                      Jessy, you’re coming with me, you’re going to be difficult to help, seeing as you’re not metal, it will tough…I must work so you’re sleeping in my lab.

                    • Chances are…it will hurt.. And I highly doubt Arc won’t follow anyways, even if I wanted him to stay out.
                      Terribly sorry you got involved in this, you look too innocent to get involved into something like this…
                      ARC, you better treat this one well!

                    • 😳 now I see why aunt B likes you. Ok I’ll go with you as long as Arc’s with me I’ll be ok. 😳

                    • You are too. Will you hold my hand while Zyboragon does what he is going to do.

                    • ARC would be honored to hold your hand. (Grabs your hand and kisses it).
                      Don’t worry about the pain, think of something that excites you!
                      Tell ARC about this Ball you’re taking ARC to.

      • One second.
        (Fires Ethervain laser at Half Breed).
        It’s possible that you will regenerate, your eyes might grow back.
        Take this device, it shows signals of power, may it help you find Lady V.
        Take this sound signal device too, just in case your eyes don’t grow back, the more it beeps, the closer you are.
        Lady V said she was in a coffin…

        How’s that for help?

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          • *I turn into a blue werewolf* Catch me if u you can! *I shoot of like lightning. And slam right through a house.* ok that hurt! Let’s try this again. *I shoot of headed for Lady V.* I’m coming my Lady!

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              • *I rip the top of the coffin off as I run by. The lid off the coffin sticks to my shoes and I hit the ground hard.* UMMMFFFF! Lady V? *I say while gasping.* Are you there?

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                  • As much as I’d love to your eyes aren’t compatible to my transformative abilities. I need my eyes back so I can still transform at will.

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                    • I can help with that too, I’ve been blind several times before, it’s a pain, you need your eyes only? Alright!

                    • No! Don’t touch me! I have to regenerate them myself! It’ll take time just get ARC over here! His beeper works fine it just needs to be able to spot solid objects.

                    • Ah, you follow Larins regeneration laws, nice.
                      So Arc gave you a noise detection system eh? They do detect solid objects, there’s a button on the side here.. (click)
                      Should work now.

                  • I’m sorry but this is a huge thing. If I don’t regenerate them myself I will never transform again.

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                    • Well then I’ll take you home and we can sleep I’m draind then I’ll make you a big brunch (kisses you ). Half Breed I’m just crazy about you I l0ve you.

  44. *Cough* *Cough* I Think You Simpletons Got Me Sick! *Spits* Ah, I Seemed To Have Swallowed A Bug. Why Does The Bug Do More Damage Than All Of You?

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          • But Whenever I Angered Her, She Would Sit Up In The Bed And Start Telling me,”Oh, Zyboragon Would Destroy You!” Or Even,”Zyboragon Would Whup Your Butt So Hard You’ll Have To Sit On Your Eyeballs!” Whatever That’s Suppose To Mean.

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                    • I Don’t Want To Fight You. It’s A Waste Of Time, Though I Have All The Time In The World Right Now.

                    • You have threatened my family. And, I will destroy you for it. 😡 Even if we both have to d!e. 😡

                  • I Have Done Nothing To The Paragon. I Have Only Hurt Annette, She Isn’t Mine. Bring Me Paragon And I Will Leave You And Your Daughter Alone.

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                    • You will leave LP alone or you will-
                      (voice becomes machine-like)
                      D!E!
                      (fires Colt at Riser)

                    • It should be her choice to go with you. You hurt Annette how could you monster.

                    • My child! 😥
                      (everything freezes over and I disapear behind a wall of ice holding Annette)

                    • (breaks through wall of ice and shoots Riser with Colt; voice continues it’s machine-like tone)
                      I will rid your pathetic existence from the Earth. You are in my world now, Riser!

                    • How could you Annette’s only a little girl. AP I’ll hold Annette for you waste him .

                    • Your World Is Pathetic. *Appears Behind You* How Did My Dear Paragon End Up In A Parasetic World Like Yours Puzzles Me, But I Am Here To Rescue Her. *Stabs You On The Top Of The Spinal Cord With An Enchanted Kukri*

                    • (turns to Zyboragon)
                      Have you ever seen a flower díe? Seen something that was once so beautiful collapse and rot from the in?

                    • Oh, Dear Bebe, I Forgive You, For You Do Not Know What The Child Would Do To You In The Future… 😈

                    • (grabs Riser by head and crushes skull; throws to ground)
                      SUCH ARROGANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!

                    • I understand the point you’re making, I’m just telling you that your approach is wrong.

                    • AP I’m taking Annette out of here we will be at home. (hits Riser with tail) nice try your daggar is broken you can’t stab Zyboragon not with his metal.

                    • (turns to Bebe)
                      Please, don’t believe him. 😥 She couldn’t hurt a fly.

                    • AP your welcome I made a promise to care for her and I will. Annette we are going home.

                    • *Grabs Arghana By The Neck And Pins Him Down* What are You Trying To Pull? *Puts Hand In Air And Starts Bringing It Closer To Your Face* I’m Going To Suck Your Di- Powers! I’m Going To Suck Your Powers!

                    • (spits blood in Riser’s face; rips heart out; crushes it in hand)
                      You will meet your end. I will not stop until you lie still on the ground.
                      (picks up Riser; smashes face into wall; rips spine out)
                      I will not fail nor will I faulter. You will pay for what you have done to my daughter.
                      (punches Riser down flight of stairs)

                    • ……………

                      THE MASTER! *I Stab My Hands Into Your Eyes And Mouth And I Tear Off You Skull* THE MASTER!!! HAHAHAHA!

                    • (face reforms; punches Riser in the face; slams him to ground then picks him up hold over ledge of building)
                      WHO SENT YOU?!

                    • …………….

                      *I Cut Off Your Arm And Fall Off The Building* I Work For Myself!

                    • (arms reform; jumps off building)
                      NO!
                      (slams Riser’s face into pavement)
                      WHO SENT YOU?!

                    • *Teleports Above You And Slams You Against The Pavement* I. Work. For. My. Self. *Hisses And Vomits Acid Into Your Throat* I WORK FOR MYSELF!!!

                    • WRONG ANSWER!
                      (grabs Riser and opens manhole; slams manhole cover onto Riser’s neck; breaks neck)
                      I’VE SEEN YOU BEFORE! WHO SENT YOU?!

                    • *A Beeping Sound Is Suddenly Apparent. I Look At My Watch And Smile* The REAL Master Did! *I Push You Off And Disappear In A Cloak Of Darkness*

                    • That Was A Bad Idea! This Is My World, The Master’s World, The REAL Master World. *Whistles And Five Darkness Snakes Come Out And Tear Off Your Arms, Legs, And Head*

                    • STOP! STOP! JUST STOP HURTING ME! PLEASE! *Covers Face* I’TAKE YOU TO HIM! JUST STOP HURTING ME!

                    • (throws Riser to the ground)
                      Fine, but God help you if you try anything.

                    • Yes! Yes, Please! *Snaps And A Portal Opens Up*

                      …………………….

                      For The Master… *You Suddenly Realize That The Portal Is Filled With Death Worms* FOR THE MASTER! *I Grab You And Jump In; The Portal Closes*

                    • Yes! Yes, Please! *Snaps And A Portal Opens Up*

                      …………………….

                      For The Master… *You Suddenly Realize That The Portal Is Filled With DÆth Worms* FOR THE MASTER! *I Grab You And Jump In; The Portal Closes*

                    • I’m immortal, fool.
                      (picks up Riser by neck)
                      I warned you.
                      (punches you in face, knocking you unconscious; mutters spell creating a portal to your master)
                      Have fun.

                    • Oh, Hello Riser. Did You Bring A Friend? He Seems… Acceptable. Now, Where Is My Girl?…

                    • Oh, Hello Riser. I See You Brought A Friend. He Seems Acceptable… Enough. Now, Where’s My Girl?…

                    • (shoots Riser with Colt; points Colt at The Master just as more Underworld Police pour into chamber)
                      You’re under arrest.

                    • Am I Now? *Exhales Sharply And A Mass Amount Of Dark Energy Goes Through All Of You. At First All Seems Okay, Then You Realize That All Others Officers Are Down And Screaming, Darkness Pouring Out Of Every Opening. I Clap And They All Get Eviscerated In A Matter Of Seconds By The Darkness* Hello My Dear Arghana, *Holds Up A Hand And The Gun Flies Out Of Your Reach* An What Brings You To My Throne Today?

                    • *Clenches Fist And You Become Immobillized* Are You, Now? *Walks Up To You And Touches Your Head* Hmmm… You Have An Interest In My Girl?

                    • Noy for long scumbag.
                      (spits in Master’s face)
                      You’re under arrest by the charges of assault of an officer, kidnapping, murder, and manslaughter.
                      (breaks out of paralysis; slams Mater against wall and pins)
                      And I intend to bring you in.

                    • Why Don’t You Leave Mater Alone And Start Hitting Me? *Holds Hand To Your Head And Darkness Starts To Pour In*

                    • (grabs your arms and puts them behind your back)
                      I’m immortal, incorruptible, and-
                      (slams Master’s face into a wall causing a nosebelead)
                      Bad@ass.

                    • *Wipes Bl00d Away From Your Face* Fool, You See, If You Hit Me, You’ll Just End Up Hurting Yourself. *Snaps Fingers And The Darkness Ruptures Your Lungs And Makes Your Heart Explode*

    • Hopper demοns, they are weak little creatures that only have the power to take over a body when the host is asleep. To speed things up and give them control for longer amounts of time, a spell that causes the body to shut down can be used.
      Did you know that Hopper demοns were originally known as Jumpstart demοns? It’s true, before they just became known as Hoppers thanks to Arnold Hops back in eighteen seventy four.
      Jumpstart demοns have always been known to follow a certain individual, that supposedly can control them, this creature is often known as the Demiser.
      Ah, yes. This sounds about right.

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  45. Bebe, you changed your picture…It absorbed my interest and made me blank out for a minute.
    Dang!

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  47. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    *clutches stomach tightly* Arghana! My…. AAAAAHHHHHH! The baby! AAAAAAHHHHH!

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      • *tries touching your face, then screams as my water breaks* Arghana…! My… I…!

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          • I don’t know what hospitals give service to things like me… *starts to shift forms*

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            • Can I be of any help? *I morph into a white wolf with a red cross on its chest.* hold on *A packet of morphene grow out of my body.* this should work! *I shove a needle into LP’s arm.*

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                • Yeah Half breed is literally my son. He meant to right that under his name but forgot to change it over.

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                    • Stop Pretending That He’s Yours! I… It’ll Make Things So Much Harder When You Realize The Truth!

                      Fine! We’ll Let LP Decide! Let’s Finish This Discussion, Once And For ALL.

                    • (voice continues in mechanical tone; picks up Master by neck)
                      I may do that now.
                      (begins to crush neck)

                    • *beam of white light blasts AP backwards* now now children let’s play nice.

                    • Too Afraid To Find Out The Truth? I Knew It. YOU Even Think The Child Is Mine.
                      You’ll Destroy The Competition Before It’s Able To Receive Ita Prize, Because You Know That You’ll Lose!

                    • Hey Hunny! Our child is so handsome! RAWR RAWR Rawr! hahaha… !!! What are you doing to that guy? and why is Mutt here?

                      ……..

                      OMG, Master, what are YOU doing here?

                    • I’m not afraid, but you will pay for what you and your lackey have done to my daughter. It is almost funny how you say I am afraid and yet you need someone to help you. You disgust me.

                    • And I know it’s not your child because LP wouldn’t let you close to her. I will turn your blood to ice and put your head on a stake as a lesson.

                    • Arghana! Look! He’s so handsome! I wonder who he got his looks from…? *bats eyelashes at you*
                      *giggle* so what’s his name? We haven’t thought of anything…?

                      Why are you choking that guy? And why does he look so…?

                      OMG, master, what the HELL are you doing here?!

                    • NO! NO!
                      (breaks through wall and grabs steel beam)
                      It’s time to pay. For what you’ve done.

                    • She is not answering me.
                      (throws steel beam through wall)
                      WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK, HUH?

                    • (turns to Dren)
                      Just get me out’ve here, please. I can’t be here. I can’t see that child.
                      (drinks from flask)
                      Can you get me out’ve here, Dren?

                    • (Hands AP a ticket)

                      It’s a one way ticket to Berlin. All you need to do is burn it. The ticket will do the rest…

                    • Why not just perform a DNA test on everyone? Closest matching DNA is who the child belongs to.

                    • (pulls master into another room) DAMN YOU MASTER! This baby is not yours! This baby will never be yours! Even if he was, he never will be.
                      You took away my husband, you knew it would happen! You knew it, damn it!
                      That’s why you came, today, to collect your son and leave me without a l0ver…
                      But why?! I was your slave, I did all asked! I remember ALL of it! You would tell me to get down and react, and I did.
                      I asked to leave my family alone and not think of me ever again. *slaps you* you didn’t hold up your end of the deal!!!

                      DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU! *starts to bite, pin, and scratch* GO AWAY! NEVER COME BACK TO SEE ME… *starts to cry* You son of a B&@#…!

                      Arghana! Arghana, please he… He made me! He beat me (holds up short and shows you cuts and bruises that aren’t healing* he told me he would take Ann away from me! Please Arghana….

                    • I can’t be near her right now. I’ll take the DNA test, but you have to meet me where I came from. Paris.

                    • Fine. *breathes a little fire onto it* F@#% you, “master.” *disappears*

                    • Stay away from me. Forget the test. Just bring me Ann. I just want my daughter.

                    • !!!

                      ……….

                      (Damn, What The Hell Happened To You, STIGMA?)

                      Here Alex. *Holds Out Arm* Do It And Get It Over With.

                    • (stabs syringe into the master’s arm and takes a sample, then I do the same for AP, LP, and the baby)

                    • Arghana… Why does everyone leave me?! Markem, Mom…. Now even YOU. Why?! Why can’t I hold down a regular life? WHY?! *snarls at you* I can’t let Annette near a man I don’t know!

                      Anyways, you said you never wanted to see me again. I’ll give you your wish. You’ll never see me, the baby, or Annette EVER again.

                    • Arghana! Please… I was his slave! I took beatings from him so you wouldn’t… Now it doesn’t matter…

                    • Annette’s my daughter! And she was hurt because you couldn’t keep your legs shut. You can let me take her or I can do it by force. You started this. You gave yourself to him. You did this to yourself.

                    • No, I didn’t keep my legs shut for her! He said he needed some relief and he chose me. He threatened to ki|| my family and friends if I didn’t comply. If I hadn’t done that, Annette could be d€ad right now! She got hurt by Riser! Riser had no idea, he was just a petty messenger! He had no idea about me and the master’s deal, so he did what was necessary to get him his girl! Get him me!

                    • NoW my efforts were in vain. You h@t€ me, Annette got hurt…

                      *starts crying* and now this baby doesn’t even have an ensured father!

                    • Maybe you should go to it’s father. He seemed pretty eager to have it.
                      (lights cïgarette)
                      You lied to me. You said you löved me. I can’t trust you.

                    • Actually… you have not had The Masters child yet. The DNA looks like yours and AP’s mixed.

              • Hello Doctor. Thaaaannnn….. Tthh—- *Starts To Choke* *Whispers Something Inaudibly* For Caring For LP. 🙂 THAT MEANS THERE’S MORE FOR ME—

                ……………..

                Sorry… I Can’t Control That…

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  50. You have to stop or you will d!e. (grabs you ) Arc you have to controle your self. I don’t want to lose you.

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