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Lutin

October 1, 2009 By Seth 718 Comments

A Lutin pretending to be a statue.

Lutin are a kind of house spirit originating from and being most common in France although with French colonial expansion Lutin have spread around the world notably to Quebec, Louisiana and south-east Asia. Many survivologists question Lutin being given their own separate designation from similar and possibly related species like Brownies, Imps, Hobgoblins Kobolds and Leprechauns. I however fall into the other camp that believe that Lutin deserve their own designation. To lump Lutin and Leprechauns into one list is to limit one’s likelihood of living through a link up with these little louses. Lutin may also be referred to as Nain Rouge (French for Red Dwarf) based on their favourite attire.

There are both benevolent and malevolent Lutin and in addition to looking like little people Lutin may also sometimes take the form of small animals like cats.

Characteristics of Lutin:

  1. Like to hang out in gardens
  2. Often appear in travel/vacation photos
  3. Rumoured to dislike salt.
  4. May be able to turn invisible

If you actually are a Lutin then you have good potential for getting a job representing a travel website but probably not as a French Fry cook.

by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com

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  1. Tikiria Ishiu says

    November 9, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    no comment……EXCEPT FIRST!

    Reply
  2. Hails says

    January 2, 2011 at 10:29 pm

    I hare faries! Sorry but I really do.

    Hails
    (hey 2nd comment! Not that exciting I know)

    Reply
  3. Hails says

    January 2, 2011 at 10:31 pm

    I know this isn’t the fairy page but I just gad to say that for a seconed comment ok?

    Reply
    • Seth says

      January 3, 2011 at 5:27 pm

      Hey Hails,

      What did fairies ever do to you? Not that I am defending fairies and their mischievous ways but I am rather just wondering what particular shenanigans they have inflicted upon you.

      A while back when I had the poll for the next monster to be added to the Monstrometer fairies came in third so I guess I sort of assumed they were not an urgent threat but perhaps I am wrong and maybe the fairies got some help from their cousins the gremlins and they rigged the vote. I thought it was that the time travellers had cheated to win but maybe the fairies cheated to lose. What so you think? Are fairies a big problem right now?

      BTW You know if you went over to the fairies page you could be the second commenter there too… just saying. http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=1349

      Seth

      Reply
  4. Hails says

    January 14, 2011 at 11:30 pm

    Yah sorry i thought this was the fairy page. Anyways i hate farues because ive met more than one more than one time and they hate me. Not sure why but they alawys start punching me and yelling at me, its wierd.

    Hails

    Reply
    • Seth says

      January 19, 2011 at 5:46 pm

      Hail Hails,

      Good to hear from you on any page! (I can’t speak for the lutins though who may start to resent the fairy talk. Which is weird because technically they are a kind of fairy.)

      I’m not surprised to hear about fairies aggravating you. Sorry but not surprised. Fairies thrive on aggravation. But I must say I am bit surprised to hear about the punching part. Does it hurt? What do they yell? Do you think this could be some kind of game?

      My understanding of fairies has always been that their physical abilities in our world are very limited. Normally they would compensate for this with magic and more recently, technology, but maybe this is part of some new game or experiment they are conducting. Any info you can give us would help to assess.

      Thanks & keep on and on!

      Seth

      Reply
  5. Pauzzis97 says

    September 22, 2011 at 6:01 pm

    7 comment ! like a boss !!!! hahahaha :mrgreen:

    Reply
  6. Kole says

    March 27, 2012 at 10:31 pm

    ive noticed fairies don’t like it when your the mischiveous one, hehe! They hate me but thaats probably self inflicted 😈

    Reply
    • Seth says

      April 18, 2012 at 11:38 pm

      Hail Kole,

      Belated thanks for this report from the fairy front. Hope you are still keeping on out there with the increase of fairy activity.

      It’s true that nothing makes a fairy madder than playing a trick on them. And fairies and most WWs generally don’t get along very well to begin with. Some say this is due to bad blood between the Wild Wolves who make their homes in forests. It’s said some WWWs can cross over into the fairy realm and drag a fairy out. I don’t know if that’s true or if it’s just a story that fairy folk tell their kids to make them be good but some fairies appear to believe it.

      What fairy did you annoy?

      Seth

      Reply
  7. Kole says

    April 24, 2012 at 12:11 am

    I’m not sure how many or what their names where but I find their tempers rather amusing also sorry I’ve been gone for awhile trying to stay away from A51 for a little while

    Reply
    • Seth says

      May 5, 2012 at 8:24 pm

      Hail Kole,

      Hmmm… annoying multiple fairies is much more dangerous than just annoying one. Like as an estimate I would say it is multiple times more dangerous so be careful.

      Glad that you are back and even gladder that you have so far managed to avoid the clutches of A51 agents. Not a great fate for a supernatural so do your best to keep on keeping on staying away from them.

      Seth

      Reply
  8. Time Tornado says

    May 10, 2012 at 8:44 am

    Mr. Mutt, Half Breed, Bebe, Zyboragon, Markem, and Lycanthropic Paragon! I wish to request your presence on the Lutin page! It is of the very highest importance!

    Reply
    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

      May 10, 2012 at 8:51 am

      What is it?! I… I think I cooked the meat wrong…. I’m starting to feel sick… But… I should be used to undercooked meat anyways! I… *vomits*

      Reply
    • Bebe says

      May 10, 2012 at 8:55 am

      Yes what can I do for you?

      Reply
      • Time Tornado says

        May 10, 2012 at 4:27 pm

        Sorry Mutt this dang machine thinks I’m TK! Bebe my dear I am entursting you with my most precious weapon against TK… His Hoshi no tamo or Star Ball.

        Reply
    • Ice says

      May 10, 2012 at 9:05 am

      Mr. Mutts been possesed by Ęvil. I will represent him.

      Reply
      • Time Kitsune says

        May 10, 2012 at 4:25 pm

        Ice your going to be teleported in a second! Same with the others! I need you to cut off his tails!

        Reply
    • Time Tornado says

      May 10, 2012 at 10:13 am

      Ok you three will have to do. €vil, Lycanthropic Paragon, and Bebe you guys are going to ki|| Time Kitsune. Any questions?

      Reply
      • Lycanthropic Paragon says

        May 10, 2012 at 10:22 am

        Yeah… *gets up while clutching stomach* why? You’re Tk from the future! You’d- AUGH! *clutches stomach and slides down wall*

        Reply
        • Time Tornado says

          May 10, 2012 at 10:26 am

          What are you going to name it?
          And in answer to your question. Yes I am he from the future so when I say he will live you can trust me.

          Reply
          • Lycanthropic Paragon says

            May 10, 2012 at 10:34 am

            Ugh… Name what?

            Reply
            • Time Tornado says

              May 10, 2012 at 10:36 am

              TK if your reading this stop using my name and don’t you dare hurt her!!!
              I believe (I could be wrong) this is the point in time when you have a child.

              Reply
              • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                May 10, 2012 at 10:47 am

                A child? Is that why…?

                Reply
                • Time Tornado says

                  May 10, 2012 at 11:00 am

                  Yes

                  Reply
    • Half Breed says

      May 10, 2012 at 10:15 am

      Sorry I’m late! Wait… What?!?

      Reply
      • Lady V says

        May 26, 2012 at 6:22 pm

        Half Breed I here and need to see you I think there’s something very wrong with me .

        Reply
        • Jessy says

          May 26, 2012 at 6:29 pm

          Good I hope you d!e.

          Reply
          • Lady V says

            May 26, 2012 at 6:33 pm

            I’m sorry and you are ?

            Reply
            • Jessy says

              May 26, 2012 at 6:39 pm

              I’m the girl who’s family you k!ll.d

              Reply
              • Lady V says

                May 26, 2012 at 6:49 pm

                I’m very sorry for your loss and I can’t make up for it . 🙁

                Reply
                • ARC says

                  May 26, 2012 at 6:57 pm

                  Lady V, you are part of the family, ARC is obligated to help you, we can find peace here, everyone can walk away alive and happy, all ARC needs is cooperation from both sides.

                  Reply
                • Jessy says

                  May 26, 2012 at 6:58 pm

                  Your sorry like thats going to bring them back bi*ch.

                  Reply
                  • ARC says

                    May 26, 2012 at 7:04 pm

                    Please allow ARC to help you Jessy…
                    Is revenge really going to close the wound that was made?
                    Lady V has changed, the part of her that caused you pain is gone, the part of her that is good doesn’t need to pay for the bad sides crimes.

                    Reply
                    • Jessy says

                      May 26, 2012 at 7:14 pm

                      I 🙁 don’t think I could do anything to her. I’m so mad and I want her to d!e. Arc I don’t know what to do I know it’s wrong 😥 .

                    • ARC says

                      May 26, 2012 at 7:20 pm

                      Zyboragon once said “fate makes us fail at things to get better”,
                      ARC believes that the same theory can be applied to nearly every problem, life makes things happen so we can better ourselves, if you have the ability to look at V after what’s she’s done, and move on… you’ll be the strongest person ARC has ever met Jessy.
                      The more difficult something is, the better you’ll feel when it’s over.

                    • Jessy says

                      May 26, 2012 at 7:38 pm

                      I can try 😥 . I need to get away from her to think.

                    • ARC says

                      May 26, 2012 at 7:43 pm

                      Jessy, are you going to be okay?

                    • Jessy says

                      May 26, 2012 at 7:49 pm

                      It’s lot to think about I don’t know I have 😥 to go away for à little bit to think. Thankes Arc you really are cute I’ll see you later if that’s ok.

                    • ARC says

                      May 26, 2012 at 7:52 pm

                      Cute? ARC is not “cute”.
                      ARC is ARC!
                      Yes, it’s fine.

          • Seth says

            May 26, 2012 at 6:58 pm

            Hail Jessy,

            Sorry to hear about your family. Please be advised though that the death hopes, while not generally considered quite as bad as the death wish, are nonetheless still very dangerous business, and generally anti-survival for both the hope-er as well as the hope-ee.

            You don’t want to bring on a herd of garden gnome zombies…

            Seth

            Reply
            • Jessy says

              May 26, 2012 at 7:27 pm

              Wow I did not know you replied on the site that is so cool.

              Reply
        • Agharna Phellan says

          May 26, 2012 at 6:29 pm

          But what could be wrong? 😈

          Reply
        • Half Breed says

          May 26, 2012 at 6:41 pm

          What’s wrong Lady V?

          Reply
          • Lady V says

            May 26, 2012 at 6:44 pm

            My l0ve 😥 I think I’m d!eing I’m so cold.

            Reply
            • Half Breed says

              May 26, 2012 at 6:46 pm

              *I appear next to you.* come here let’s see if we can make you warmer.

              Reply
              • Lady V says

                May 26, 2012 at 6:54 pm

                Your so good to me I don’t deserve you ( Wraps arms around you ) I l0ve the ring 😥 I l0ve you so much.

                Reply
                • Half Breed says

                  May 26, 2012 at 6:57 pm

                  So you’ll remarry me?

                  Reply
                  • Lady V says

                    May 26, 2012 at 7:03 pm

                    Yes yes I will I’ll give you everything . I will marry you my l0ve.

                    Reply
                    • ARC says

                      May 26, 2012 at 7:06 pm

                      Congratulations!
                      ARC is glad for you both..

                    • Half Breed says

                      May 26, 2012 at 7:07 pm

                      YES!!!! *I leap up.* She’s going to marry me! *I sit down again* I’m sooo sorry about that! Did I hurt you?

                    • Lady V says

                      May 26, 2012 at 7:18 pm

                      😆 no you did not hurt me (shiver) I’m so cold so cold …..hold me please.

                    • Half Breed says

                      May 26, 2012 at 7:23 pm

                      Yes comere you. *i slowly start to turn red.* let’s see if we can warm you up *I start to get warmer.*

                    • Lady V says

                      May 26, 2012 at 7:40 pm

                      Your so warm I think I’m hungry I need blood but I’m not sure how to get it.

                    • Half Breed says

                      May 26, 2012 at 8:02 pm

                      *I cut myself.* there you go feed.

                    • Half Breed says

                      May 26, 2012 at 9:21 pm

                      Lady V? Are you ok? When do you want to get married?

            • Seth says

              May 26, 2012 at 7:14 pm

              Hail Lady V.

              Being cold is indeed a sign of dying or at least a sign of inappropriate clothing selection. I’ll send Tear Drinker over with a sweater…

              Thanks for keeping on. I think.

              Seth

              Reply
  9. Agharna Phellan says

    May 10, 2012 at 9:00 am

    I miss my body. I’m so cold… and de@d. This sux. 😐

    Reply
  10. Lycanthropic Paragon says

    May 10, 2012 at 9:00 am

    W-wh-what the Hell?!

    Reply
    • Agharna Phellan says

      May 10, 2012 at 9:22 am

      I’m a ghost. Ghul took my body, made it D3monic and is now waging his revenge against humans.

      Reply
  11. Lycanthropic Paragon says

    May 10, 2012 at 9:19 am

    Mark! Where are you?!

    Reply
  12. Agharna Phellan says

    May 26, 2012 at 5:14 pm

    This is excessively annoying.

    Reply
    • ARC says

      May 26, 2012 at 5:16 pm

      Tell ARC about it.

      Reply
      • Jessy says

        May 26, 2012 at 5:22 pm

        Arc what happend to my aunt Vee ?

        Reply
        • ARC says

          May 26, 2012 at 5:25 pm

          It wasn’t Lady V, Zyboragon tried to help her.
          Why is Bebe an outcast?

          Reply
          • Jessy says

            May 26, 2012 at 5:38 pm

            You know my aunt Bebe 😯 she was an out cast because she would not marry the man her family said she should. That happend to me my parents did not want that life for me so we went to another dimension hoping that the family would not find us.

            Reply
            • ARC says

              May 26, 2012 at 5:40 pm

              Well, Bebe is beIoved here, she even got married last night, then she laid four eggs.

              Reply
              • Jessy says

                May 26, 2012 at 5:49 pm

                Four eggs ❓ I thought witches had babies not eggs I doutb she even remembers me. 🙁

                Reply
                • ARC says

                  May 26, 2012 at 5:53 pm

                  Bebe got turned into a dragon, ARC failed to mention this because ARC is lost in thought.

                  Reply
                  • Jessy says

                    May 26, 2012 at 6:03 pm

                    A dragon 😯 😯 😯 holy sh:t so this guy is a dragon as well…ok this is very hard to wrap my head around.

                    So what your saying is that my aunt Vee is de@d and Lady V is good my aunt Bebe is a dragon and is married to a dragon and has had four eggs and your a clone of Zyboragon.

                    Reply
                    • ARC says

                      May 26, 2012 at 6:08 pm

                      Yes..that’s pretty much all of it, as crazy as it sounds…

                    • Jessy says

                      May 26, 2012 at 6:17 pm

                      Do you know when aunt B will be back ? I not sure how I got here and need a place to stay and I’m very …..ah thristy are there anyone handy that I can drink from ?

            • ARC says

              May 26, 2012 at 5:47 pm

              ARC is sorry for your loss, welcome to our family.
              Bebe married Zyboragon, ARC is a clone of Zyboragon, you are family, ARC is going to help you in any way possible Jessy.

              Reply
              • Jessy says

                May 26, 2012 at 5:54 pm

                Really I don’t know what to say…thanks. Who is this Zyboragon is he a royal?

                Reply
                • ARC says

                  May 26, 2012 at 6:06 pm

                  One doesn’t deserve to be superior just by being born, Zyboragon wanted to help, he is a king, not that he would admit it, if a single person can make such a great thing happen in the world, what makes Zyboragon so special? That was his belief. Yes, he is both royality and not royality.

                  Reply
      • ARC says

        May 26, 2012 at 5:29 pm

        ARC’s eyes are blue…to show sadness..

        Reply
        • Crystal says

          May 26, 2012 at 9:25 pm

          Blue!! 😀

          Reply
    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

      May 26, 2012 at 5:22 pm

      Yesss… We may speak to each other again. *giggles and puts arms around you* so what did you want, again?

      Reply
      • Agharna Phellan says

        May 26, 2012 at 5:30 pm

        I want you to stay here with me for eternity.

        Reply
        • Lycanthropic Paragon says

          May 26, 2012 at 5:36 pm

          I do too. *touches your face*

          ………………….

          Mark.

          Reply
        • Agharna Phellan says

          May 26, 2012 at 5:37 pm

          Will you?

          Reply
  13. Agharna Phellan says

    May 26, 2012 at 5:37 pm

    Good. 🙂

    Reply
  14. Lycanthropic Paragon says

    May 26, 2012 at 5:51 pm

    Oh Mark… Ooh wait, you haven’t even met your daughter yet! Let’s get you acqu- *clutches stomach* I almost forgot about… *pulls up shirt and reveals swelling stomach* I’m… Sorry, Mark… I got so lonely without you… I forgot… I jus-… Just wanted to feel… Feel anything… Most of all, I wanted to feel the way YOU made me feel… Oh…. Mark I’m so sorry! *hugs you*

    Reply
    • Agharna Phellan says

      May 26, 2012 at 6:05 pm

      What are you sorry for? 🙂 It’s okay.

      Reply
      • Lycanthropic Paragon says

        May 26, 2012 at 6:17 pm

        *continues to hug you* really?

        ……………

        If that’s so… Can we go get something to eat? I’m starving!!!

        Reply
        • Agharna Phellan says

          May 26, 2012 at 6:27 pm

          Why get food?
          (waves hand and a feast is summoned on a table with two chairs)

          Reply
          • Agharna Phellan says

            May 26, 2012 at 6:39 pm

            (kisses you)
            This is all for you 🙂

            Reply
          • Lycanthropic Paragon says

            May 26, 2012 at 6:40 pm

            This won’t sate my hunger… *holds finger to your chest and a red mist comes out on my finger* this will… *holds it to mouth*

            But…

            I won’t take it from you… *puts the red mist back in your chest*

            Reply
            • Agharna Phellan says

              May 26, 2012 at 9:23 pm

              Are you still online?

              Reply
          • Seth says

            May 26, 2012 at 8:03 pm

            Hail AP,

            Thanks for keeping on. I don’t mean to intrude here and I’m all for magical food production (providing it isn’t fruit, you know what they say about magical fruit) but fairy flatulence aside, magical feasts are usually NOT recommended for survival!

            Magical drinks are somehow better, I don’t know why, but the magical record on the matter of feasts is clear – BAD NEWS! First, you will eat and eat and never be full and it will be all very delicious but then strange things will start happening….

            Just a survival note here.

            Thanks for keeping on.

            Seth

            Reply
            • Agharna Phellan says

              May 26, 2012 at 8:27 pm

              But I have this power and I will use it.

              Reply
  15. The Riser says

    May 26, 2012 at 6:47 pm

    Hello Lower Level Beings. I Wish To Know Where The One Who Carries My Child Is. Tell Her I Have Arrived. Tell Her The Master Has Arrived.

    Reply
    • ARC says

      May 26, 2012 at 7:32 pm

      Hiding probably. ARC doesn’t know.

      Reply
      • The Riser says

        May 26, 2012 at 7:51 pm

        Is That So? Well, Can You Tell Me Where She Is?

        Reply
    • Agharna Phellan says

      May 26, 2012 at 8:32 pm

      What is her name? Perhaps I know her.

      Reply
      • The Riser says

        May 26, 2012 at 8:36 pm

        Her Strip Name Is The Paragon Dream.

        Reply
        • Agharna Phellan says

          May 27, 2012 at 9:27 am

          Sorry, but she’s not going with you. She’s staying here with me and if I were you, i’d stay away. If you do come looking for her, I will incinerate you in a never ending pit of flame and torture. Understand?

          Reply
    • Alex says

      May 26, 2012 at 8:45 pm

      So your the Master. I’ll let you know I’m not a lower being, as I could easily kick your ãss if I fell like it.

      Reply
      • Agharna Phellan says

        May 26, 2012 at 8:54 pm

        I second that. In fact, I am a much higher being then you, Riser.

        Reply
        • Alex says

          May 26, 2012 at 9:11 pm

          What should we so with hom? he kïllèd Marken, after all.

          Reply
          • Agharna Phellan says

            May 26, 2012 at 9:17 pm

            I am many. Including Markhem.

            Reply
      • The Riser says

        May 26, 2012 at 8:55 pm

        Or so you say.

        Reply
        • Agharna Phellan says

          May 27, 2012 at 9:22 am

          Or so I say what? I know who you are, and I know what you want, but you’re not getting it so leave now.

          Reply
          • ARC says

            May 27, 2012 at 9:26 am

            ARC seconds what AP said.

            Reply
            • ARC says

              May 27, 2012 at 9:29 am

              *What Satán said*, sorry, ARC is a bit dizzy.

              Reply
            • Agharna Phellan says

              May 27, 2012 at 9:30 am

              Thanks, ARC.

              Reply
      • ARC says

        May 26, 2012 at 8:56 pm

        Is ARC a lesser being?

        Reply
    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

      May 26, 2012 at 9:25 pm

      Arghana…? He’s creeping me out.

      Reply
      • Crystal says

        May 26, 2012 at 9:30 pm

        Arc?

        Reply
      • Agharna Phellan says

        May 26, 2012 at 9:33 pm

        AM I?!
        (everything burts into flame and face takes d3monic form)

        Reply
        • Crystal says

          May 26, 2012 at 9:39 pm

          Whoa, chill out!

          Reply
        • Agharna Phellan says

          May 26, 2012 at 9:42 pm

          People are of no value. I could make more sometime… if I need them.

          Reply
          • Agharna Phellan says

            May 26, 2012 at 9:45 pm

            Life itself is only a vision. A dream. Nothing exists, save empty space and you. And you… are but a thought.

            Reply
        • Lycanthropic Paragon says

          May 26, 2012 at 9:42 pm

          No, I’m talking about the Raiser… The master?… The pregnancy… *eyes grow wide* no…

          Reply
          • The Raiser says

            May 26, 2012 at 9:47 pm

            Oh Yes My Dear. Yes.

            Reply
            • Agharna Phellan says

              May 27, 2012 at 9:42 am

              Back off before I break you in half.

              Reply
              • The Riser says

                May 27, 2012 at 9:50 am

                Why Don’t You Back Off? Did She Compliment Your Whelp Maker? I Think Not.

                Reply
              • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                May 27, 2012 at 9:53 am

                Where is that guy?! We haven’t heard from him since yesterday! *looks at Arghana, eyes showing fear* You’ll protect me, right?

                Reply
                • Agharna Phellan says

                  May 27, 2012 at 9:55 am

                  Until my dying day 🙂

                  Reply
                  • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                    May 27, 2012 at 10:01 am

                    🙂 Thanks…!

                    Reply
                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 27, 2012 at 10:03 am

                      🙂

          • Agharna Phellan says

            May 26, 2012 at 9:57 pm

            He speaks not of you.
            (face returns)
            You are with my child not his.

            Reply
            • Agharna Phellan says

              May 26, 2012 at 10:08 pm

              What is the matter? Did I scare you?

              Reply
            • Lycanthropic Paragon says

              May 26, 2012 at 10:11 pm

              What do you mean?

              Reply
              • Agharna Phellan says

                May 26, 2012 at 10:14 pm

                There was a delay in response.

                Reply
                • Agharna Phellan says

                  May 26, 2012 at 10:21 pm

                  (waves hand over sand creating miniature village of clay figures resembling humans which are alive)
                  I find humans quite interesting, even though they are a worthless, greedy lot.

                  Reply
                  • Agharna Phellan says

                    May 26, 2012 at 10:24 pm

                    [watching the village of clay people hold a funeral] Fools. What fascinations there are on this planet. Strange mortals with… curious customs. We’ll have a storm now. And an earthquake if you like. You must stand aside… out of danger.
                    [AP causes lightning to destroy the clay castle and creates a fissure to get rid of the rubble and all of the remaining clay figures. The fissure closes, and AP fills the resulting empty space with grass and flowers]

                    Reply
                    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                      May 26, 2012 at 10:33 pm

                      Hey, Arghana? What are you doing to the clay people?

                    • Alex says

                      May 26, 2012 at 10:35 pm

                      From the sound of it, he is trying to show how pathetic they are. I agree a little with it, mostly the last part. If anyone is different from themselves, they try to destroy them.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 26, 2012 at 10:41 pm

                      I can do no wrong… for I do not know what it is.

                  • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                    May 26, 2012 at 10:32 pm

                    *holds stomach* ugh… What does this baby eat?!

                    Reply
                    • Alex says

                      May 26, 2012 at 10:33 pm

                      Humans… I guess.

                    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                      May 26, 2012 at 10:41 pm

                      Hahaha… I guess.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 26, 2012 at 10:49 pm

                      ARE YOU ALRIGHT?! 😯

                    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                      May 26, 2012 at 10:56 pm

                      I’m quite alright… I guess.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 26, 2012 at 11:02 pm

                      I’m sorry it just worries me if you are in pain.

                    • Annette says

                      May 26, 2012 at 11:04 pm

                      Momma? Is it true? Am I going to have a sibling?

  16. Seth says

    May 26, 2012 at 7:50 pm

    Hail Survivors,

    Okay well, things seem overall pretty normal in survival this weekend. That is, really really strange. I’ll try to summarize some of the highlights, or lowlights, as the case may be.

    (Apologies in advance for this strange new way of commenting. Graham & I will get it ironed out at some point.)

    —> Warning from Survivors Jane and Chris about their invasion of garden gnome zombies.

    —> Lady V. who you may recall is Wolf Princess angry mom, appears to be dying. It seems to have something to do with the marriage she officiated between Zyboragon and Bebe. Or maybe something about a weird sleeping disease she suffered.

    —> Lycanthropic Paragon or LP for short has developed a particularly nasty dim mak or death touch! I don’t recommend letting him hug you.

    —> A strange being calling himself The Riser appeared on OTHERS. Please be wary until we know more. He talks like a 500 year-old Draconian, the kind that slinks out of his cave and expects the whole world to applaud.

    —> A story I missed last week. A dangerous time traveller named Time Tornado stopped by. Please be advised, his games may sound fun but they are not endorsed by survival! And since Graham is trying to fix our memory problem, you likely can’t play them. Sorry Mr. The Tornado. We’re working on it.

    Reply
    • ARC says

      May 26, 2012 at 7:15 pm

      Seth, ARC’s eyeballs glow blue instead of the usual red, do you know what this means? ARC is starting to worry.

      Reply
      • Seth says

        May 26, 2012 at 7:17 pm

        Hail ARC,

        Thanks for letting me know your color code for worry because I would have read it the other way. I can see why you’re worried.

        What are you most worried about?

        Seth

        Reply
        • ARC says

          May 26, 2012 at 7:24 pm

          ARC doesn’t know what it means, ARC is worried because something changed about ARC right under ARC’s very nose!

          Would you be worried if your eyes changed color for no apparent reason?

          Reply
          • Seth says

            May 26, 2012 at 7:36 pm

            Hail Arc,

            Valid point! Right under your nose in fact. A change of eye color is often a sign of something. Dragons eyes have been said to change color with their emotions while werewolves eyes often change color in transformed state. And vampires’ eye color is said to reflect their level of blood thirst. And witches? Well a great many of them have eyes of two different colors.

            To what do you attribute your sudden eye color change? Do you suppose it’s a warning?

            Seth

            Reply
            • ARC says

              May 26, 2012 at 7:41 pm

              ARC is suspecting that ARC is being mocked..
              ARC doesn’t know what the color change is caused by because the bulbs are tinted red, ARC switched them out with different tinted bulbs, no matter what color the bulbs are, they continue to glow blue.
              No clue what happened.

              Reply
              • Seth says

                May 26, 2012 at 7:59 pm

                Hail Arc,

                Seth is suspecting that Arc is mocking him by suspecting him of mocking…

                Who is the mocker and who the mockee at this point?

                I’m no cyborg engineer here, but it sounds like a wiring issue. Have you recently experienced an unplanned shut down?

                Seth

                Reply
                • ARC says

                  May 26, 2012 at 8:07 pm

                  ARC has not had an improper shutdown.
                  ARC cannot clarify any information that points to an engineering problem.
                  The situation is certainly something ARC needs to keep an eye on.

                  And ARC is totally being mocked. 😆

                  Reply
  17. Crystal says

    May 26, 2012 at 9:22 pm

    Sorry I haven’t been on much lately, I got a job and stuff, figured Id put my human form to good use.
    Why is everyone on this page now and what did I miss?

    Reply
  18. Akantha says

    May 26, 2012 at 9:22 pm

    Is it just me or is the werewolf page messed up…again? ❓

    Reply
    • Agharna Phellan says

      May 26, 2012 at 9:25 pm

      Oh, then is it like you? 😈

      Reply
    • Crystal says

      May 26, 2012 at 9:28 pm

      Is that why everyone is on this page? Have we met? I dont remember your picture or name.

      Reply
      • Lycanthropic Paragon says

        May 26, 2012 at 9:49 pm

        She’s Kole.

        Reply
        • Agharna Phellan says

          May 26, 2012 at 9:52 pm

          If you want to put it nicely.

          Reply
  19. Lycanthropic Paragon says

    May 26, 2012 at 11:45 pm

    Arghana… *pulls up shirt again* can you… Massage tummy? Pwease???

    Reply
    • Agharna Phellan says

      May 27, 2012 at 12:02 am

      Of course 🙂

      Reply
      • Lycanthropic Paragon says

        May 27, 2012 at 1:11 am

        🙂

        Reply
  20. Lycanthropic Paragon says

    May 27, 2012 at 1:22 am

    Mmmm… Kitty kitty go purr…

    Reply
    • ARC says

      May 27, 2012 at 9:35 am

      ARC had a kitty once, ARC did something awful…
      Bad ARC!!

      Reply
      • The Riser says

        May 27, 2012 at 9:47 am

        What Did You Do Arc? Did You Enjoy Doing It? I Heard That When A Being Strangles Something Lesser Than It, The Being Is Trying To Vent Anger. is That How You Feel, Arc? Tell Your Master. Your Master Will Listen Intently.

        Reply
  21. The Riser says

    May 27, 2012 at 9:49 am

    What Is This Site Doing To My Messages? I Simply Wish To Help These Beings. Help These Being Fear Me. Help These Being Fear The Master.

    Reply
    • Agharna Phellan says

      May 27, 2012 at 11:14 am

      Fe@r? Didn’t you hear that my name is S@t@n? Does that sound like I’d be the least bit afr@id of you?

      Reply
  22. Lycanthropic Paragon says

    May 27, 2012 at 10:03 am

    Arghana? I’m getting worried. Where would’ve Annette run off to? And where am I supposed to get myself a nice SOUL to eat?!

    Reply
    • Agharna Phellan says

      May 27, 2012 at 10:06 am

      (summons souls)
      There. 🙂 Now, it’s time to find Annette.

      Reply
      • Lycanthropic Paragon says

        May 27, 2012 at 10:13 am

        Arghana, I need you to rrrrrrruuuuuuunnnn ttttoooo aaannnnoooottthhhherrrrrr rooooooom. I’lllll tuuurrrnnn innnnnttttoooo aaaaa mmooooonnnnsssttteeerrr affffffttttterr the ffffiiirrrrstt goes dddowwwn…

        Reply
        • Agharna Phellan says

          May 27, 2012 at 10:19 am

          My love, that does not matter. I can never be hurt and I have no soul 🙂

          Reply
          • Lycanthropic Paragon says

            May 27, 2012 at 11:05 am

            Tttthhhhattt’ssssss sweeeeeet… OookkkkaaYyy… *changes into something similar to my form, but twice my size. My head has a draconic skull fitted on top of it made of blue energy. My nails and teeth are longer and sharper. In my right hand is A blade made Of the same blue energy as the skull. Around my head, arms and legs are hardened scales that form “plates.”*
            ……. (this might get ugly) …….

            Reply
            • Agharna Phellan says

              May 27, 2012 at 11:12 am

              How can it get ugly when you will always be beautiful?

              Reply
              • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                May 27, 2012 at 11:33 am

                *licks you and gives a deep throated giggle* grawr! Grrrrrr! *growls and pounces you* AAARRRRRGGHHAAANNNAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

                Reply
            • Half Breed says

              May 27, 2012 at 11:27 am

              Annette we need to suit up! Where are you?!? If you can read this meet me at the place where we first met! We must be ready for the coming storm!

              Reply
              • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                May 27, 2012 at 11:38 am

                AAAAANNNNNNEEEEEEETTTTTTEEEEE? WWWWHHHHOOOOO IIISSSSSS AAAAANNNNNNEEEEEEETTTTTTEEEEE?

                Reply
                • Agharna Phellan says

                  May 27, 2012 at 11:45 am

                  Ann is our child, LP. 🙂

                  Reply
  23. Half Breed says

    May 27, 2012 at 11:41 am

    ANNETTE WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?

    Reply
    • Annette says

      May 27, 2012 at 11:47 am

      Dadda? If that’s you, then who am I with? Oh NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

      Reply
      • Half Breed says

        May 27, 2012 at 11:50 am

        NINJA!!! *lightning strikes and I become completely black.* I’m coming Annette!

        Reply
        • Agharna Phellan says

          May 27, 2012 at 11:57 am

          Hey, put my daughter down you son of a b!tch! Half Breed help me take this guy down!

          Reply
          • Half Breed says

            May 27, 2012 at 12:03 pm

            *I vanish and reappear and vanIsh kīcking and pünching at the shadow holding Annette.* WOLF!! *I turn into a green wolf in a samurai outfit.* I shall use super secret ancient move. *I leap and pull out my gün with dozens of barrels on it.* BLÖW EM UP REALLY GOOD!!! *Explosiöns ring out.*

            Reply
            • Agharna Phellan says

              May 27, 2012 at 12:05 pm

              (picks up Annette)
              Are you alright, Ann?!

              Reply
              • Annette says

                May 27, 2012 at 12:06 pm

                ………. Dadda……..

                Reply
                • Agharna Phellan says

                  May 27, 2012 at 12:10 pm

                  Are you alright, Ann?!

                  Reply
                  • Agharna Phellan says

                    May 27, 2012 at 6:18 pm

                    My LP where art thou?!
                    (still carrying Annette)
                    Sleep my angel. Calm your nerves. Everything will be alright. :cry::cry::cry:

                    Reply
              • Half Breed says

                May 27, 2012 at 12:12 pm

                *A beam flies from the shadows and hit me in the eyes. I scream and fall down.* MY EYES!!!! *I role on the ground. Smoke rises from the empty sockets where my eyes were* Help! Help! Help… Help…

                Reply
                • The Riser says

                  May 27, 2012 at 12:20 pm

                  No Ones Here To Help You, Little Wolf.

                  Reply
                  • Half Breed says

                    May 27, 2012 at 12:29 pm

                    *I growl* I need no help. *I try to stand.*

                    Reply
                  • Half Breed says

                    May 27, 2012 at 1:15 pm

                    *I vanish* I can’t see! *I reappear* where am I? *I hit a tree.*

                    Reply
                • Agharna Phellan says

                  May 27, 2012 at 12:24 pm

                  HALF BREED!

                  Reply
  24. The Riser says

    May 27, 2012 at 12:19 pm

    Stop Tickling Me. Stop! It’s Too Much! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Reply
    • Agharna Phellan says

      May 27, 2012 at 12:27 pm

      You son of a b!tch! You threatened my daughter… you hurt my friend… Now, you d!e!
      (opens fissure and the Riser falls into it)

      Reply
      • Agharna Phellan says

        May 27, 2012 at 12:33 pm

        You’ve made me-
        (voice and face become d3monic and everything combusts)
        ANGRY!

        Reply
      • The Riser says

        May 27, 2012 at 12:39 pm

        Laughable. Yes, A Fissure. How Long Do You Think I’ll Stay Under? Answer: Not Long!

        Reply
    • Agharna Phellan says

      May 27, 2012 at 1:14 pm

      If you still live, here’s a message for you:
      Stay away from my family. Stay away from my mate. Stay away from my children. Stay away from my friends. If you don’t I will ensure you’re suffering. People are of no value. I could make more sometime… if I need them. Life itself is only a vision. A dream. Nothing exists, save empty space and you. And you… are but a thought.

      Reply
  25. Half Breed says

    May 27, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    Lady V where are you? Is anybody there? I can’t find anything! *My eye sockets keep smoking as I keep bumbling into trees and rocks.*

    Reply
    • The Riser says

      May 27, 2012 at 1:43 pm

      Ohoho! The Beam Is Working. The Illusions Should Start Seeping In Now.

      Reply
    • ARC says

      May 27, 2012 at 3:11 pm

      The same as Bebe, Poppy, and Jessy. All missing.
      ARC made Mace’s head explode, ARC took the brain, ARC wired it up.
      ARC knows things, horrible things! Useful things!

      Reply
    • Lady V says

      May 27, 2012 at 3:38 pm

      Half Breed , Half Breed , my l0ve “gasp” there comming there comming 😯 there not the same . 🙁

      Reply
      • Bebe says

        May 27, 2012 at 3:48 pm

        Lady V nice to see you….

        Reply
        • The Riser says

          May 27, 2012 at 3:51 pm

          What’s Wrong? Aren’t You Glad To See Yoir Friends? Back And Better Than Ever?

          Reply
        • Lady V says

          May 27, 2012 at 3:53 pm

          Bebe how are you ? Why are you here and not at home ? Bebe ?

          Reply
          • Bebe says

            May 27, 2012 at 4:00 pm

            I’m…fine V just fine . I needed to do something before going home you know why I’m here.

            Reply
            • Lady V says

              May 27, 2012 at 4:09 pm

              I don’t know what your Talking about ?

              Reply
            • ARC says

              May 27, 2012 at 4:12 pm

              ARC needs the blood of a witch.

              Reply
              • ARC says

                May 27, 2012 at 4:31 pm

                Lady V, you experienced the same cold feeling but don’t seem affected like them, what is saving you?

                Reply
                • Bebe says

                  May 27, 2012 at 4:35 pm

                  Arc Lady V had to step out she will be back later.

                  Reply
                  • ARC says

                    May 27, 2012 at 4:39 pm

                    ARC noticed, you know ARC can’t let you do this…

                    Reply
                    • The Riser says

                      May 27, 2012 at 4:48 pm

                      ARC. And Who Are You?

                    • ARC says

                      May 27, 2012 at 5:43 pm

                      Keep taunting the survivors here and you’ll find out exactly who ARC is.

                  • Bebe says

                    May 27, 2012 at 4:42 pm

                    Do what ask Jessy we just helping her get home . 🙂 Talking of home I must get back to the nest. There calling me .

                    Reply
                    • ARC says

                      May 27, 2012 at 4:45 pm

                      ARC can see you for what you really are, don’t play with ARC!! ARC has seen….things..

                    • Jessy says

                      May 27, 2012 at 4:49 pm

                      Arc it was the only way to help her you don’t want her to suffer. 🙂

                    • ARC says

                      May 27, 2012 at 4:52 pm

                      (Grabs Jessy and forces her to stare into blue eyes).
                      What do you see? Tell ARC what you see!

                    • Jessy says

                      May 27, 2012 at 4:56 pm

                      Aunt B 😉 I think Arc is worried that we hurt Lady V we would not do that.

                    • Jessy says

                      May 27, 2012 at 4:58 pm

                      Arc if you wanted to flirt this is not the way.

                    • ARC says

                      May 27, 2012 at 5:00 pm

                      You aren’t right, what game is this? ARC can see your brain, you aren’t the same!!
                      You need V for something, ARC knows it! Stop playing with ARC!!!

                    • Jessy says

                      May 27, 2012 at 5:03 pm

                      I don’t need Lady V but he does. 🙂

                    • ARC says

                      May 27, 2012 at 5:05 pm

                      Tell ARC what you see Jessy, TELL ARC!
                      (light intensifies).

                    • Jessy says

                      May 27, 2012 at 5:10 pm

                      I see the master he’s very happy everything going to plan. Going to plan .

                    • ARC says

                      May 27, 2012 at 5:14 pm

                      Thanks for sharing, ARC now knows that you what the plan is, at this point you can either tell ARC or ARC can do the same thing ARC did to Mace and find out using that brain of yours.
                      Make your decision!
                      (Light intensifies greatly).

                    • Jessy says

                      May 27, 2012 at 5:18 pm

                      Stop it Arc……your hurting me :sob: Arc no more I dont know ……who are you ? Let me go. Mommy make him stop aaaashhh 😥

                    • ARC says

                      May 27, 2012 at 5:22 pm

                      (Light intensifies to near dangerous levels).
                      TELL ARC WHAT YOU KNOW!!

                    • Jessy says

                      May 27, 2012 at 5:26 pm

                      ARC NNNOOO THE PAIN DON’T NO NO NO 😥

                    • Poppy says

                      May 27, 2012 at 5:27 pm

                      Stop it Arc ( hits you in the head with shovel ) are you trying to k!ll her.

                    • ARC says

                      May 27, 2012 at 5:29 pm

                      (Light turns off, ARC vanishes).

                    • ARC says

                      May 27, 2012 at 5:31 pm

                      ARC wasn’t going to kiII her,

                    • Poppy says

                      May 27, 2012 at 5:32 pm

                      Jessy ? Jessy are you ok what was that about?

                    • Jessy says

                      May 27, 2012 at 5:34 pm

                      Mommy 😥 wheres Mommy 😥

                    • Poppy says

                      May 27, 2012 at 5:35 pm

                      Arc why did you do that? Jessy’s family .

                    • Jessy says

                      May 27, 2012 at 5:39 pm

                      Sso cold (shiver) Arc that hurt “sob” that really hurtt.

                    • ARC says

                      May 27, 2012 at 5:40 pm

                      You three awoke an eviI master, and ARC is the one being questioned?

                    • Poppy says

                      May 27, 2012 at 5:42 pm

                      What are you talking about I think Jessy’s gone into shock. (wraps arms around her).

                    • The Riser says

                      May 27, 2012 at 5:46 pm

                      What Did I Tell You? He Started Hurting Cats Because He Had Bottled Up Anger. Now, Animals Aren’t Enough. He Has To Hurt People Now.

                    • Jessy says

                      May 27, 2012 at 5:47 pm

                      Sso tired ssooo cold. 😥 Arc why. He’s so nice why Arc why.

                    • ARC says

                      May 27, 2012 at 5:48 pm

                      Keep playing games with ARC, ARC knows you aren’t yourselves, ARC is going to save your lives but because of the measures that ARC has to take, you’ll shun ARC forever.
                      ARC was always meant to suffer anyways.

                    • Poppy says

                      May 27, 2012 at 5:50 pm

                      I’m cold too JJessy it’s the overcast day (yawn) I’ll get you home. DDren’s going to fre@k when hhe finds out Arc.

                    • ARC says

                      May 27, 2012 at 5:56 pm

                      ARC likes Jessy, it was not an easy thing to do, she may never forgive ARC, ARC is only acting in the interest of saving you. ARC would rather hurt you than lose you…all three of you.

                    • Jessy says

                      May 27, 2012 at 6:01 pm

                      I don’t understand where am I ? I’m confused . I like you Arc please dont do it again. OOh!!! Can you feel that he’s comminzzzzzzzzz.

                    • ARC says

                      May 27, 2012 at 6:04 pm

                      ARC won’t hurt you Jessy, he’s coming?
                      ARC is going to stop him.

                    • Poppy says

                      May 27, 2012 at 6:06 pm

                      I remember something……he said he said I was nott (shiver) what he needs. YES THAT IT he said II was not (yawn) ready not what he nneeds. OMG Lady V !!!

                    • ARC says

                      May 27, 2012 at 6:11 pm

                      Exactly!
                      Now you can either help ARC or continue being puppets.

                    • Poppy says

                      May 27, 2012 at 6:17 pm

                      I’ll ttry Arc ssoo cold sh*t whats happening to me wwhy am I so cold? AArc Lady VV like ZZyboragon she iis an energy ppower sshe’s part of tthe void. I have tto sit downn.

                    • ARC says

                      May 27, 2012 at 6:24 pm

                      If you fall asleep, it’s likely that he’ll use you to stall ARC, stay awake as long as possible, ARC is going to save V.

                    • Jessy says

                      May 27, 2012 at 6:27 pm

                      Zzzzzz…. Arc….void……zzzzz …..Annette……spawn……no I can’t no……zzzzz Arc Arc Arc …zzzz

                    • Poppy says

                      May 27, 2012 at 6:33 pm

                      Ok (digs claws into leg) mmust stay aawake. DDren 😥 I l0ve you. (stands up) GGo Arc I’ll lookk after JJessy.

                    • Jessy says

                      May 27, 2012 at 6:44 pm

                      zzzzz….Poppy…join us….zzzzz…Poppy sleep…..zzzzz.

                    • Poppy says

                      May 27, 2012 at 6:49 pm

                      No gget out of mmy head mmust Stay aawake.

                    • Jessy says

                      May 27, 2012 at 6:57 pm

                      zzzzz…join us…. sleep….Poppy….sleep…..zzzzz

                    • Poppy says

                      May 27, 2012 at 7:02 pm

                      NNNNNNNoooooo sstop iit!!! Stop it!!!(thud) zzzzzzzzzzzzz

  26. Bebe says

    May 27, 2012 at 3:46 pm

    Lady V how nice it is to see you. 👿 Are you still cold. 😈

    Reply
  27. Jessy says

    May 27, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    So your the infamous Lady V 😈 you don’t look very tough .

    Reply
  28. Bebe says

    May 27, 2012 at 4:13 pm

    You don’t well we should enlighten you.

    Reply
  29. Lady V says

    May 27, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    Jenna……I mean Jessy your here as well . Your auntie and I where just talking.

    Reply
  30. Jessy says

    May 27, 2012 at 4:23 pm

    Oh now you remember me . Lady V it’s time he is waiting .

    Reply
  31. Bebe says

    May 27, 2012 at 4:23 pm

    Jessy you know what to do lets get it done . 😈

    Reply
  32. The Riser says

    May 27, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    Hmmm… Encountering Your L0ved Ones Against You… Feels Terrible, Doesn’t It?

    Reply
  33. Lady V says

    May 27, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    Get away from me ! Bebe please don’t do this please. Jessy I’m sorry I was not myself please. Nnnnnnnnooooooooo !!!

    Reply
    • ARC says

      May 27, 2012 at 4:33 pm

      S**t!

      Reply
      • Jessy says

        May 27, 2012 at 4:38 pm

        Arc how are you it’s good to see you.

        Reply
        • ARC says

          May 27, 2012 at 4:41 pm

          If you were yourself, ARC might consider the same towards you.

          Reply
    • Jessy says

      May 27, 2012 at 4:34 pm

      Well that was fun.

      Reply
  34. Jessy says

    May 27, 2012 at 4:45 pm

    Just helping a freind.

    Reply
  35. Poppy says

    May 27, 2012 at 5:57 pm

    Arc your ccrazy we are fine yyour the one that’s nnut’s…. wow your kinda look fuzzzzy Arc .

    Reply
    • ARC says

      May 27, 2012 at 6:01 pm

      ARC isn’t crazy, you’ll see.

      Reply
      • The Riser says

        May 27, 2012 at 6:40 pm

        😈

        Reply
      • Zyboragon says

        May 27, 2012 at 6:54 pm

        Arc, I don’t want to ruin your glory of taking out the master, shouldn’t you be more prepared though?

        Reply
        • Agharna Phellan says

          May 27, 2012 at 6:55 pm

          No… he needs to go at my hands. He hurt my family.

          Reply
          • Zyboragon says

            May 27, 2012 at 6:57 pm

            And you are?

            Reply
            • Agharna Phellan says

              May 27, 2012 at 7:00 pm

              I’m a man with a family. I need to finish him off.

              Reply
              • Zyboragon says

                May 27, 2012 at 7:05 pm

                Good enough for me, if you need help, feel free to ask.
                ARC save Lady V! I’ll try to distract the puppet ladies!

                Reply
        • Zyboragon says

          May 27, 2012 at 6:56 pm

          I’ve been reading the past comments, the site is almost like a book sometimes.
          I also knew what your about to ask.

          Reply
        • ARC says

          May 27, 2012 at 6:59 pm

          Zyboragon, how do you know about this? You lost your memory? ARC wants to save Jessy.
          Lady V must be saved in order to stop the masters plan.

          Reply
  36. The Riser says

    May 27, 2012 at 7:15 pm

    Your Blasted Site Has Forced Me To Switch E-mails. This Makes Me Angry.

    Reply
  37. Half Breed says

    May 27, 2012 at 7:30 pm

    Guys?!? I could use some help here!

    Reply
    • Alex says

      May 27, 2012 at 7:57 pm

      With what?

      Reply
      • Half Breed says

        May 27, 2012 at 8:11 pm

        I can’t see!! I need to know where I’m at!

        Reply
        • Alex says

          May 27, 2012 at 8:16 pm

          Well thats a problem… I’lll see what I can do. Try not to blink.

          Reply
          • Half Breed says

            May 27, 2012 at 8:38 pm

            I have literally no eyeballs!

            Reply
            • ARC says

              May 27, 2012 at 8:49 pm

              ARC can help, you’d just be a bit cyborgic.

              Reply
              • Alex says

                May 27, 2012 at 9:29 pm

                Are you sure? Cant we find a diffrent way than cyborg eyes?

                Reply
                • ARC says

                  May 27, 2012 at 10:01 pm

                  Mister Magicks has a problem with cyborgs eh?

                  Reply
                  • Half Breed says

                    May 27, 2012 at 10:09 pm

                    I’m sorry ARC but I must agre with Alex. My transformation skill have never applied to anything mechanical.

                    Reply
                  • Half Breed says

                    May 27, 2012 at 10:10 pm

                    I’m sorry ARC but I must agree with Alex. My transformation skill have never applied to anything mechanical.

                    Reply
                  • Alex says

                    May 27, 2012 at 10:22 pm

                    They can be hacked into and completely changed. So in a way, a little.

                    Reply
                  • Alex says

                    May 27, 2012 at 10:22 pm

                    They can be hacked into and completely changed. So in a way, a little.

                    Reply
                  • ARC says

                    May 27, 2012 at 10:26 pm

                    It was only a suggestion, and cyborg eyes have little chance if being hacked unless ARC altered the brain, because of which, it would only be a temporary fix. That’s all ARC was applying.

                    Reply
                    • ARC says

                      May 27, 2012 at 10:31 pm

                      ARC has a noise device that can be held, wear the headphones and you could hear a pulse that mimics sonar capabilities.

                    • The Riser says

                      May 27, 2012 at 11:02 pm

                      I Can Give You Your Eyes Back, And So Much More. It’s Free, Too. You Just Need To Find Me. Alone, By The Way. I Feel Uncomfortable Being Watched By Being While I Work.

                    • Half Breed says

                      May 27, 2012 at 11:09 pm

                      I do most things alone, but until I can find and speak to my Lady V I’m not even going to consider it.

                    • The Riser says

                      May 27, 2012 at 11:23 pm

                      Hahaha! Go Ahead And See If You Can. Oh Whoops, You Can’t See!

                    • ARC says

                      May 27, 2012 at 11:26 pm

                      Attention is like a tax, it has to be paid.
                      ARC wants to use ARC’s new ability again, it’s so cool.

        • ARC says

          May 27, 2012 at 8:17 pm

          That’s what happens when nobody goes to ARCcon to get their free RadARCs….

          Reply
  38. Mr. Mutt says

    May 27, 2012 at 9:13 pm

    Where am I? Who am I?

    Reply
    • ARC says

      May 27, 2012 at 9:18 pm

      You are Mr. Mutt, you are a hybrid. Surely you must remember ARC? You háte ARC.

      Reply
      • Mr. Mutt says

        May 27, 2012 at 9:30 pm

        Ooookkkk and what’s a hybrid? And why do I hãte you?

        Reply
        • ARC says

          May 27, 2012 at 9:57 pm

          Screw it, ARC is going to take drastic measures.

          (Grabs Mutt and.. ?)
          Enigma: Stop doing that! (Slaps ARC).
          ARC: Fine…

          Reply
    • The Riser says

      May 27, 2012 at 9:24 pm

      Hello Mutt. You’re Finally Awake. Cookie? No? Hm… You Took Quite A Blow To The Head. Amnesia Was Expected From A Hit Like That. Welcome Back, Mr. Mutt.

      Reply
      • ARC says

        May 27, 2012 at 11:53 pm

        Hurting Mutt is a bad idea, only ARC can do that and get away with it!!

        Reply
    • Alex says

      May 27, 2012 at 9:31 pm

      You are Mr. Mutt, an angellic werepyre from what I remember.

      Reply
  39. Half Breed says

    May 27, 2012 at 10:52 pm

    Lady V I wish to speak to you!!

    Reply
  40. Jessy says

    May 27, 2012 at 11:34 pm

    Zzzzzz …..pain …….. Arc ……..zzzzz …..? What happend ? Where am I ? Aunt B where are you ?

    Reply
    • ARC says

      May 27, 2012 at 11:44 pm

      Don’t worry Jessy, ARC is nearby.

      Reply
      • Jessy says

        May 27, 2012 at 11:54 pm

        (snff) so much pain , so much suffering, Arc Aunt B is in pain I can feel it . Why can I feel it ? Arc 🙂 Thanks

        Reply
        • ARC says

          May 27, 2012 at 11:59 pm

          Zyboragon is trying everything he can to help Bebe, ARC is sure of it, you feel many things that Bebe feels, it’s suspicious…
          ARC enjoys Jessy’s company, ARC wouldn’t leave.

          Reply
  41. Half Breed says

    May 27, 2012 at 11:43 pm

    Riser! Head My Call! We Must Speak!

    Reply
    • Agharna Phellan says

      May 27, 2012 at 11:49 pm

      Turning to the enemy, eh?

      Reply
      • Half Breed says

        May 27, 2012 at 11:57 pm

        I wasn’t able to finish the rhyme. What I was supposed to say was “Riser! Heed My Call! We Must End This Once And For All!” or something like that.

        Reply
        • Agharna Phellan says

          May 27, 2012 at 11:59 pm

          Ah. Alright.

          Reply
    • The Riser says

      May 27, 2012 at 11:59 pm

      Yes Half Breed. What Do You Wish To Talk About To The Master?

      Reply
      • ARC says

        May 28, 2012 at 12:01 am

        KiII him! He hurt Mutt!

        Reply
        • The Riser says

          May 28, 2012 at 12:06 am

          Then Why Don’t You Try, ARC? Or Has Your Cyborg Mind Already Found That Survival Rate Is Zero When Fighting Me? Is That Why You Send Your Friends To Do This?

          Reply
          • ARC says

            May 28, 2012 at 12:15 am

            Oh Riser, did it not occur to you that somebody else wants the honor of kiIIing you? Did it occur to you that ARC is saving Jessy from your grip?
            Did it occur to you that ARC has generally ignored you because your outmatched?
            It obviously didn’t occur, stop asking stupíd questions that have no revelance to ARC’s opinions on the matter.

            Reply
            • The Riser says

              May 28, 2012 at 12:17 am

              Ohoho, Did I Blow An Electronic Gasket, You Old Rust Bucket? Are You Angry? Are You?

              Reply
              • ARC says

                May 28, 2012 at 12:24 am

                ARC’s not mad, ARC was just pointing out how stupíd you are.
                If anything, ARC is happy, because ARC is laughing at you.

                Reply
            • The Riser says

              May 28, 2012 at 12:20 am

              What Was That Human Saying? Beith You Mad, Brother?

              Reply
      • Agharna Phellan says

        May 28, 2012 at 12:08 am

        The master? Is that what you think you are?

        Reply
        • The Riser says

          May 28, 2012 at 12:12 am

          It’s Not What I Think I Am. It IS What I Am.

          Reply
          • ARC says

            May 28, 2012 at 12:20 am

            He is the master, the master of dirt! Because dirt is the only thing that stays below him!!
            Oh, gust of wind…nope, not the master of dirt.

            Reply
          • Agharna Phellan says

            May 28, 2012 at 12:28 am

            No.
            Thou art nothing but
            A failed experiment.
            A creation
            Gone wrong.
            An attempt
            That resulted in failure.
            Not even dirt
            Is below you.
            You are nothing.
            Just a dream.
            A thought in the mind
            Of the mad creator who
            Hath brought thy to our world.
            You are
            The master of non-existence.
            Just as every other being is.

            Reply
            • The Riser says

              May 28, 2012 at 12:35 am

              Your Words Seem To Hit Harder Than Your Blows, But Still Here I Am, Laughing. You Say All These Things About Me, Yet You Haven’t Met Me In Battle Once. Except For Three Here, A Little Girl, An Annoying, Color Changing Wolf, And The Angelic And Suicidal Maniac. They All Fell. What Makes You Different?

              Reply
              • Agharna Phellan says

                May 28, 2012 at 12:38 am

                Fool, I am S@t@n. No matter how hard you try, I will always rank supreme.

                Reply
                • The Riser says

                  May 28, 2012 at 12:45 am

                  And Who Gave S@t@n The Things To Rule? Me. The Master.

                  Reply
                  • ARC says

                    May 28, 2012 at 12:52 am

                    False!
                    Riser has one point, ARC has not combatted this foe, ARC shall begin.

                    Reply
                  • Agharna Phellan says

                    May 28, 2012 at 12:53 am

                    Wrong.
                    (snaps and c!gar appears in hand)
                    I own all here and you… are but a thought of my will power. To keep me entertained. All of you are. I am an angel. I control all.
                    (begins sm0king c!gar; pours wh!skey in mouth, but it combusts on contact)
                    I rule all here. Where are my manners? Would you like anything?

                    Reply
                    • The Riser says

                      May 28, 2012 at 1:25 am

                      If I Were Here To Entertain You, Why Did you Sound So Distressed When I… Er, De-Eyed Half Breed?
                      You Should’ve Been Able To Take Care Of It Like *Snaps and The Whole Room Combusts* That, No?
                      Tell You What, *In The Fire Screaming Can Be Heard. The Sound Can Be Pinpointed Coming Out Of A Being Impaled On Five Spears. As The Being Screams Again You Realize It Is Annette Impaled On the Spears* Why Don’t You Run Along And Get Paragon Dream For Me?
                      It’ll Make Things A Little Less… Messy.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 1:31 am

                      (snaps and all of Riser’s ribs snap out)
                      Oops. Did I do that? How about you leave my mate and my daughter alone before I rip out your throat and use it to make wine? 😈

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 1:34 am

                      Poor little ‘master’. You are like a human. Dim-witted, power-hungry, naive, and trying to play God. Silly little creature, I am your maker.

                    • The Riser says

                      May 28, 2012 at 1:37 am

                      Ohohoho, Neat Trick. *Ribs Regrow* How About This One? *Holds Out Hand And A Beam Of Darkness Hits You Square In the Face, Leaving Nothing But Empty Holes For A Mouth, Eyes, Ears And Nose*

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 1:43 am

                      Hahaha! You are quite entertaining.
                      (head turns into noble’s mask being held on by a stick which is held in hand)
                      Y’know, if you didn’t question my power, I might actually think you’re pretty great. You don’t dissapoint in entertainment.

                    • The Riser says

                      May 28, 2012 at 1:49 am

                      Neither Do You!

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 1:53 am

                      (continues sm0king)
                      I try my best. 🙂

                    • The Riser says

                      May 28, 2012 at 2:00 am

                      I Don’t 😉

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 2:01 am

                      Let’s face it, you need me. You want power and I have power to make things happen, but without my approval, you can’t do anything. You can’t harm me nor destroy me. You sure as H3ll can’t take my place, but you can have power if I want you to.

                    • The Riser says

                      May 28, 2012 at 2:14 am

                      Is That Right? Well Go On Then, Destroy Me. *Raises Hands* Do It.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 2:18 am

                      If you insist.
                      (opens neverending pit of fire underneath riser then closes)
                      How… satisfying.

                    • The Riser says

                      May 28, 2012 at 2:22 am

                      How Satisfying Indeed.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 2:28 am

                      Hmmm… such motivation. You remind me of someone. Do I know you?

                    • The Riser says

                      May 28, 2012 at 2:39 am

                      I Don’t Know. *Teleports Beside You And Puts Hand On Your Shoulder* Have We? I Would Remember A… Er, Face Like Yours Though.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 2:42 am

                      I have many faces.

                    • Alex says

                      May 28, 2012 at 2:43 am

                      Is the fightng over already? If so, d@mn! I wanted to beat the sh1t out of him!

                    • The Riser says

                      May 28, 2012 at 2:57 am

                      Now’s Your Chance! *Appears Behind You, Crunch Punches You, Appears In Front Of You, Haymakers You, Appears Above You And Comes Down On You, Then Appears Pretty Far Away. I Tighten My Fist And All Your Bones Break* Come On! get Up! best Two Outta Three!

                    • The Riser says

                      May 28, 2012 at 3:03 am

                      Sorry Arghana, Loose Ends To Tie Up *Points To Alex’s Cripple Form* What Were You Saying?

                    • Alex says

                      May 28, 2012 at 3:56 am

                      Impressive. *I kick you up into the air, jump up, dislocate your shoulder, crack your skull and throw you down to the ground. I think drag you off a cliff, jump down, and land on your face.*

                    • Alex says

                      May 28, 2012 at 3:57 am

                      Heh, mod. Simplified, your at the bottom of a ditch with your face smashed in and no movement whatsoever.

      • Half Breed says

        May 28, 2012 at 12:42 am

        I planned on thrèatening you! But that won’t work so as soon as I can figure out where my house is (A little help guys… Still blind.) I’ll offer you a drink and we’ll figure out where you put Lady V. Sound good? Great!

        Reply
        • ARC says

          May 28, 2012 at 12:48 am

          ARC excels in robotics, ARC’s offer was rejected, ARC doesn’t know much about the biological eye because ARC has only studied robotic lens.
          Sorry, ARC is unsure how else ARC can assist you Half Breed.

          Reply
          • Half Breed says

            May 28, 2012 at 1:05 am

            Iwas thinking you could figure out where I am and get me out of here and back home.

            Reply
            • ARC says

              May 28, 2012 at 1:11 am

              ARC can find you, ARC will need to carry Jessy though, ARC doesn’t want to leave her alone.

              Reply
              • Lady V says

                May 28, 2012 at 3:26 am

                Arc save Jessy get her home come back for me later save Jessy the master he knows get her out of here!!!

                Reply
                • ARC says

                  May 28, 2012 at 3:28 am

                  ARC is carrying her, she is safe.

                  Reply
                  • ARC says

                    May 28, 2012 at 3:33 am

                    Jessy awoke earlier, ARC comforted her and has been carrying her over ARC’s shoulder ever since.

                    Reply
                    • Lady V says

                      May 28, 2012 at 3:41 am

                      Arc Jessy came to Bebe for a reason she is a key not like Bebe but a key that can open the gates to other dimesions . Get her away save her Bebe , Jessy and Poppy together Will change the world .

                    • ARC says

                      May 28, 2012 at 3:46 am

                      ARC will stand by Jessy no matter what.
                      Sacred ARC promise, better than a promise from Zyboragon!
                      Just….why does Jessy seem so familiar? Why did ARC grow so attached so quickly? Who is she?

                    • ARC says

                      May 28, 2012 at 3:49 am

                      Gah Mod.
                      Lady V, ARC will protect Jessy, you can count on ARC!
                      Why is it that we seem to know each other somehow?
                      Why did we connect so easily?
                      Who is Jessy?
                      This doesn’t make sense…

        • The Riser says

          May 28, 2012 at 12:58 am

          Here, My Child. *Touches Your Head And Dark Red Eyes Appear In Your Eye Sockets* The Master Shall Keep His Servants Safe.

          Reply
          • Half Breed says

            May 28, 2012 at 1:03 am

            1: I’m probably 4 times your age, therefore not your son.
            2: eww eww eww eww eww *Reaches up and uses claws to pull eyes out.* OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! OH MY GÖD THAT HURTS!!! *Eyes fly out.*

            Reply
            • Agharna Phellan says

              May 28, 2012 at 1:14 am

              (eyes fall out and face melts creating skull)
              I control all of you.
              (voice once again becomes d3monic)
              I MADE YOU.

              Reply
              • ARC says

                May 28, 2012 at 1:18 am

                Satán, ARC considers you a friend and as a friend, ARC is going to ask if you would consider calming down, getting everyone angry seems to be Riser’s goal.

                Reply
                • Agharna Phellan says

                  May 28, 2012 at 1:21 am

                  I am not angry, but I resent pathetic species that I created. After all-
                  (skull shifts into d3mon’s face)
                  I am an angel. 😈

                  Reply
                  • Agharna Phellan says

                    May 28, 2012 at 1:23 am

                    Every species is just an experiment. A toy. A thought. I punish those who don’t follow. 😈

                    Reply
              • Half Breed says

                May 28, 2012 at 1:22 am

                Expeting me. I am Uncontrollable.

                Reply
                • Agharna Phellan says

                  May 28, 2012 at 1:25 am

                  Oh, we can’t have rebels. That’s BAD FOR BUSINESS! 😈

                  Reply
                  • ARC says

                    May 28, 2012 at 1:31 am

                    ARC is currently enjoying life too much to question ARC’s existence at this point in time.

                    Reply
                  • Lady V says

                    May 28, 2012 at 1:31 am

                    Half Breed my l0ve where are you ? I can hear you.

                    Reply
                    • ARC says

                      May 28, 2012 at 1:34 am

                      Thank goodness your alive Lady V!!!!
                      Half Breed is blind and ARC is about to meet up with him and take him to his home, Lady V, where are you? You’re in danger, the world is in danger….Jessy is in danger…

                    • Lady V says

                      May 28, 2012 at 1:42 am

                      I’m not sure I think I’m in a coffin . So weak my energy is being drained.

                    • ARC says

                      May 28, 2012 at 1:46 am

                      ARC will do everything in ARC’s power to save you Lady V, ARC is getting close to Half Breeds location.

                    • Lady V says

                      May 28, 2012 at 1:55 am

                      Thank you Arc. 😥

                    • ARC says

                      May 28, 2012 at 2:03 am

                      It’s ARC’s honor, you are family after all.

                    • Jessy says

                      May 28, 2012 at 3:33 am

                      Arc (eye’s glow red) you look good. OMG I’m sorry Arc I need to feed . I’m so hungy .

                    • ARC says

                      May 28, 2012 at 3:37 am

                      You may feed off of ARC, ARC’s blood is human, the Ethervain will replenish ARC’s supply.

                    • Jessy says

                      May 28, 2012 at 3:49 am

                      Arc (bites neck) hhmmm . Am I hurting you 🙁 mmmmm ( eye’s retuns to normal) thank you Arc 😳 I think I can walk now . 😳

                    • ARC says

                      May 28, 2012 at 3:53 am

                      It hurts a little, but ARC can endure it, take as much as you need.

                    • ARC says

                      May 28, 2012 at 4:16 am

                      Are you okay Jessy?

  42. mrjaffa says

    May 28, 2012 at 3:47 am

    living in the amazon is very inconvenient…. a giant snake just swallowed me and my house… 1, 2, 3, aaaaand…… ENERGY BLAST!!!

    Reply
    • Alex says

      May 28, 2012 at 4:00 am

      So… why do you still live in the amazon?

      Reply
      • ARC says

        May 28, 2012 at 4:10 am

        Home is where the heart is, unless you’re ARC who bought a home then placed a heart inside it…

        Reply
    • ARC says

      May 28, 2012 at 4:02 am

      Sorry JaffaMagicks, ARC might be able to hook you up with some sensors to decrease the odds of that happening, it will be a few days.

      Reply
      • mrjaffa says

        May 28, 2012 at 4:46 am

        I live in the amazon cause its a really beautiful place. Ive already got a chi field around the house but i cant keep it strong enough and maintain the chi pool AND the chi armor, so if thats possible, that would be great ARC. btw, i like the sound of that (jaffamagicks)

        Reply
  43. Lady V says

    May 28, 2012 at 4:01 am

    Arc I should not tell you this . Bebe must never know Jessy is a clone of Bebe . Jessy’s parents could not have a child so the stole Bebe’s DNA and added theres. Jessy is Bebe à Bebe that can never d!e unless used as a key . Jessy’s parents never knew what they where doing was wrong.

    Reply
    • ARC says

      May 28, 2012 at 4:05 am

      ARC understands, ARC is actually kind of happy about it.
      Thank you for telling ARC, ARC’s output is sealed.

      Reply
      • Lady V says

        May 28, 2012 at 4:15 am

        Your welcome.

        Reply
        • ARC says

          May 28, 2012 at 4:19 am

          ARC is still going to save you, don’t give up.

          Reply
          • Jessy says

            May 28, 2012 at 4:30 am

            I’m ok I just want to go home. Arc I’m very Glad your here I’m scared are we going to be able to get home.

            Reply
            • ARC says

              May 28, 2012 at 4:33 am

              Yes! ARC can get you home!
              (Holds out hand)
              Come with ARC!

              Reply
              • Jessy says

                May 28, 2012 at 4:44 am

                🙂 (takes hand) I really like you Arc. 🙂 Thankes for Every things.

                Reply
                • ARC says

                  May 28, 2012 at 4:50 am

                  ARC really likes you back Jessy!!
                  ARC would do everything over and over again!!

                  Reply
                • ARC says

                  May 28, 2012 at 4:56 am

                  Vampire….and a cyborg….
                  Interesting combination…

                  Reply
                  • Jessy says

                    May 28, 2012 at 5:00 am

                    Yes but it’s our combo ( kisses you on Chero) 😳

                    Reply
                    • ARC says

                      May 28, 2012 at 5:03 am

                      A perfect combination.
                      (Kisses you on the forehead).
                      You have nice eyes by the way.

                    • Jessy says

                      May 28, 2012 at 5:05 am

                      Auto c I ment cheek 😳

                    • ARC says

                      May 28, 2012 at 5:07 am

                      ARC knew what you meant.

                    • Jessy says

                      May 28, 2012 at 5:32 am

                      😀

                    • ARC says

                      May 28, 2012 at 5:46 am

                      Since you like ARC with blue eyes, ARC is going to replace the red tinted bulbs with blue ones, that way ARC will always have blue eyes.
                      ARC believes that you are more likely to respond when comfortable.

                    • Jessy says

                      May 28, 2012 at 7:40 am

                      I l0ve your blue eye’s .

                    • ARC says

                      May 28, 2012 at 7:48 am

                      ARC likes it when your eyes glow red.

                    • Jessy says

                      May 28, 2012 at 7:53 am

                      See I told you that your cute. What are we going to do about Bebe and Poppy ? I’m afraid to sleep what if I go nuts again.

                    • ARC says

                      May 28, 2012 at 8:05 am

                      Zyboragon is taking care of Bebe, Dren should be taking care of Poppy.
                      ARC is taking care of you, if you go nuts again, ARC will be here.
                      You called ARC “cute” again, fine.. It’s growing on ARC, just don’t tell anyone. 🙂

                    • Jessy says

                      May 28, 2012 at 8:19 am

                      My lips are sealed I think I’ll go to sleep it’s been a funny but tiring night. 🙂

                    • Zyboragon says

                      May 28, 2012 at 8:28 am

                      Not so fast!
                      Jessy, you’re coming with me, you’re going to be difficult to help, seeing as you’re not metal, it will tough…I must work so you’re sleeping in my lab.

                    • Jessy says

                      May 28, 2012 at 8:33 am

                      Will it hurt ? Can Arc come ?

                    • Zyboragon says

                      May 28, 2012 at 8:40 am

                      Chances are…it will hurt.. And I highly doubt Arc won’t follow anyways, even if I wanted him to stay out.
                      Terribly sorry you got involved in this, you look too innocent to get involved into something like this…
                      ARC, you better treat this one well!

                    • Jessy says

                      May 28, 2012 at 8:47 am

                      😳 now I see why aunt B likes you. Ok I’ll go with you as long as Arc’s with me I’ll be ok. 😳

                    • ARC says

                      May 28, 2012 at 8:54 am

                      ARC will not leave you, you’re too important.

                    • Jessy says

                      May 28, 2012 at 8:58 am

                      You are too. Will you hold my hand while Zyboragon does what he is going to do.

                    • ARC says

                      May 28, 2012 at 9:06 am

                      ARC would be honored to hold your hand. (Grabs your hand and kisses it).
                      Don’t worry about the pain, think of something that excites you!
                      Tell ARC about this Ball you’re taking ARC to.

    • Half Breed says

      May 28, 2012 at 6:17 am

      Lady V? I can hear you I think your close. Please where are you?

      Reply
      • ARC says

        May 28, 2012 at 6:25 am

        One second.
        (Fires Ethervain laser at Half Breed).
        It’s possible that you will regenerate, your eyes might grow back.
        Take this device, it shows signals of power, may it help you find Lady V.
        Take this sound signal device too, just in case your eyes don’t grow back, the more it beeps, the closer you are.
        Lady V said she was in a coffin…

        How’s that for help?

        Reply
        • Lady V says

          May 28, 2012 at 7:45 am

          Half Breed hear me …please…. hear me my l0ve..

          Reply
          • Half Breed says

            May 28, 2012 at 7:58 am

            *I turn into a blue werewolf* Catch me if u you can! *I shoot of like lightning. And slam right through a house.* ok that hurt! Let’s try this again. *I shoot of headed for Lady V.* I’m coming my Lady!

            Reply
            • Lady V says

              May 28, 2012 at 8:08 am

              Half Breed is that you ? It’s so dark this coffin so small .

              Reply
              • Half Breed says

                May 28, 2012 at 8:15 am

                *I rip the top of the coffin off as I run by. The lid off the coffin sticks to my shoes and I hit the ground hard.* UMMMFFFF! Lady V? *I say while gasping.* Are you there?

                Reply
                • Lady V says

                  May 28, 2012 at 8:43 am

                  Your eye’s what happend to your eye’s ? Take mine they will grow back .

                  Reply
                  • Half Breed says

                    May 28, 2012 at 9:07 am

                    As much as I’d love to your eyes aren’t compatible to my transformative abilities. I need my eyes back so I can still transform at will.

                    Reply
                    • Zyboragon says

                      May 28, 2012 at 9:11 am

                      I can help with that too, I’ve been blind several times before, it’s a pain, you need your eyes only? Alright!

                    • Lady V says

                      May 28, 2012 at 9:15 am

                      Half Breed did you hear thats wonderful. Thank you Zyboragon thank you.

                    • Half Breed says

                      May 28, 2012 at 9:16 am

                      No! Don’t touch me! I have to regenerate them myself! It’ll take time just get ARC over here! His beeper works fine it just needs to be able to spot solid objects.

                    • Zyboragon says

                      May 28, 2012 at 9:22 am

                      Ah, you follow Larins regeneration laws, nice.
                      So Arc gave you a noise detection system eh? They do detect solid objects, there’s a button on the side here.. (click)
                      Should work now.

                  • Half Breed says

                    May 28, 2012 at 9:18 am

                    I’m sorry but this is a huge thing. If I don’t regenerate them myself I will never transform again.

                    Reply
                    • Lady V says

                      May 28, 2012 at 9:31 am

                      Well then I’ll take you home and we can sleep I’m draind then I’ll make you a big brunch (kisses you ). Half Breed I’m just crazy about you I l0ve you.

                    • Half Breed says

                      May 28, 2012 at 9:37 am

                      Ok! Night!

  44. The Riser says

    May 28, 2012 at 12:57 pm

    *Cough* *Cough* I Think You Simpletons Got Me Sick! *Spits* Ah, I Seemed To Have Swallowed A Bug. Why Does The Bug Do More Damage Than All Of You?

    Reply
    • Zyboragon says

      May 28, 2012 at 2:36 pm

      Because up untill now, you haven’t had to deal with me!!

      Reply
      • Agharna Phellan says

        May 28, 2012 at 2:47 pm

        That goes double for me. You couldn’t be able to dream of my full power yet! 😡

        Reply
      • The Riser says

        May 28, 2012 at 2:57 pm

        Is That So? You Were Using POWER? I Wasn’t…

        Oh, So You Are The “Great” Zyboragon?

        Reply
        • Agharna Phellan says

          May 28, 2012 at 3:00 pm

          (draws sword)
          Now, we finish this. 😡

          Reply
        • Zyboragon says

          May 28, 2012 at 3:01 pm

          Great Zyboragon?
          No, I’m just Zyboragon.

          Reply
          • The Riser says

            May 28, 2012 at 3:09 pm

            But Whenever I Angered Her, She Would Sit Up In The Bed And Start Telling me,”Oh, Zyboragon Would Destroy You!” Or Even,”Zyboragon Would Whup Your Butt So Hard You’ll Have To Sit On Your Eyeballs!” Whatever That’s Suppose To Mean.

            Reply
            • Zyboragon says

              May 28, 2012 at 3:20 pm

              Agreed, that makes little sense.

              Reply
          • The Riser says

            May 28, 2012 at 3:11 pm

            Oh Really?

            Reply
            • Agharna Phellan says

              May 28, 2012 at 3:20 pm

              Yes, really, b!tch! 😡
              (swings sword and dec@pitates Riser)

              Reply
              • The Riser says

                May 28, 2012 at 3:26 pm

                *Appears Behind You* Nice Swing! Next Time Try To Hit Something, Though!

                Reply
                • Agharna Phellan says

                  May 28, 2012 at 3:28 pm

                  (readies sword)
                  Bring it, b!tch. I’ve got all day. 😡

                  Reply
                  • Agharna Phellan says

                    May 28, 2012 at 3:31 pm

                    Z., get the Colt. I might need it. 😡

                    Reply
                    • The Riser says

                      May 28, 2012 at 3:35 pm

                      I Don’t Want To Fight You. It’s A Waste Of Time, Though I Have All The Time In The World Right Now.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 3:39 pm

                      You have threatened my family. And, I will destroy you for it. 😡 Even if we both have to d!e. 😡

                  • The Riser says

                    May 28, 2012 at 3:45 pm

                    I Have Done Nothing To The Paragon. I Have Only Hurt Annette, She Isn’t Mine. Bring Me Paragon And I Will Leave You And Your Daughter Alone.

                    Reply
                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 3:50 pm

                      You will leave LP alone or you will-
                      (voice becomes machine-like)
                      D!E!
                      (fires Colt at Riser)

                    • Bebe says

                      May 28, 2012 at 3:55 pm

                      It should be her choice to go with you. You hurt Annette how could you monster.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 3:59 pm

                      My child! 😥
                      (everything freezes over and I disapear behind a wall of ice holding Annette)

                    • The Riser says

                      May 28, 2012 at 4:02 pm

                      Yes I Did Bebe. I Impaled Her Right Onto Five Spears. 😈

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 4:03 pm

                      (breaks through wall of ice and shoots Riser with Colt; voice continues it’s machine-like tone)
                      I will rid your pathetic existence from the Earth. You are in my world now, Riser!

                    • Bebe says

                      May 28, 2012 at 4:08 pm

                      How could you Annette’s only a little girl. AP I’ll hold Annette for you waste him .

                    • Zyboragon says

                      May 28, 2012 at 4:09 pm

                      Violence isn’t going to help, it thrives on that.

                    • The Riser says

                      May 28, 2012 at 4:10 pm

                      Your World Is Pathetic. *Appears Behind You* How Did My Dear Paragon End Up In A Parasetic World Like Yours Puzzles Me, But I Am Here To Rescue Her. *Stabs You On The Top Of The Spinal Cord With An Enchanted Kukri*

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 4:12 pm

                      (turns to Zyboragon)
                      Have you ever seen a flower díe? Seen something that was once so beautiful collapse and rot from the in?

                    • The Riser says

                      May 28, 2012 at 4:14 pm

                      Oh, Dear Bebe, I Forgive You, For You Do Not Know What The Child Would Do To You In The Future… 😈

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 4:15 pm

                      (grabs Riser by head and crushes skull; throws to ground)
                      SUCH ARROGANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!

                    • Zyboragon says

                      May 28, 2012 at 4:16 pm

                      I understand the point you’re making, I’m just telling you that your approach is wrong.

                    • Bebe says

                      May 28, 2012 at 4:16 pm

                      AP I’m taking Annette out of here we will be at home. (hits Riser with tail) nice try your daggar is broken you can’t stab Zyboragon not with his metal.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 4:18 pm

                      (turns to Bebe)
                      Please, don’t believe him. 😥 She couldn’t hurt a fly.

                    • Bebe says

                      May 28, 2012 at 4:19 pm

                      I don’t care the future can always change nothing is set in stone.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 4:21 pm

                      Thank you, Bebe. Please, help her. 😥

                    • Bebe says

                      May 28, 2012 at 4:25 pm

                      AP your welcome I made a promise to care for her and I will. Annette we are going home.

                    • The Riser says

                      May 28, 2012 at 4:25 pm

                      *Grabs Arghana By The Neck And Pins Him Down* What are You Trying To Pull? *Puts Hand In Air And Starts Bringing It Closer To Your Face* I’m Going To Suck Your Di- Powers! I’m Going To Suck Your Powers!

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 4:32 pm

                      (spits blood in Riser’s face; rips heart out; crushes it in hand)
                      You will meet your end. I will not stop until you lie still on the ground.
                      (picks up Riser; smashes face into wall; rips spine out)
                      I will not fail nor will I faulter. You will pay for what you have done to my daughter.
                      (punches Riser down flight of stairs)

                    • Alex says

                      May 28, 2012 at 4:41 pm

                      Ooo! (Catches the Riser, throws hin down, and smash his face with my foot)

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 4:50 pm

                      (picks up Riser and slams him into wall)
                      WHAT IS YOUR NAME?!

                    • The Riser says

                      May 28, 2012 at 4:53 pm

                      ……………

                      THE MASTER! *I Stab My Hands Into Your Eyes And Mouth And I Tear Off You Skull* THE MASTER!!! HAHAHAHA!

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 4:55 pm

                      (face reforms; punches Riser in the face; slams him to ground then picks him up hold over ledge of building)
                      WHO SENT YOU?!

                    • The Riser says

                      May 28, 2012 at 4:57 pm

                      …………….

                      *I Cut Off Your Arm And Fall Off The Building* I Work For Myself!

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 5:00 pm

                      (arms reform; jumps off building)
                      NO!
                      (slams Riser’s face into pavement)
                      WHO SENT YOU?!

                    • The Riser says

                      May 28, 2012 at 5:04 pm

                      *Teleports Above You And Slams You Against The Pavement* I. Work. For. My. Self. *Hisses And Vomits Acid Into Your Throat* I WORK FOR MYSELF!!!

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 5:07 pm

                      WRONG ANSWER!
                      (grabs Riser and opens manhole; slams manhole cover onto Riser’s neck; breaks neck)
                      I’VE SEEN YOU BEFORE! WHO SENT YOU?!

                    • The Riser says

                      May 28, 2012 at 5:12 pm

                      *A Beeping Sound Is Suddenly Apparent. I Look At My Watch And Smile* The REAL Master Did! *I Push You Off And Disappear In A Cloak Of Darkness*

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 5:14 pm

                      (jumps into cloak of darkness after Riser)
                      WHERE IS HE?!

                    • The Riser says

                      May 28, 2012 at 5:23 pm

                      That Was A Bad Idea! This Is My World, The Master’s World, The REAL Master World. *Whistles And Five Darkness Snakes Come Out And Tear Off Your Arms, Legs, And Head*

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 5:27 pm

                      (limbs regenerate; punches Riser in the face)
                      WHERE IS HE?!

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 5:29 pm

                      Take me to your master. NOW!

                    • The Riser says

                      May 28, 2012 at 5:33 pm

                      STOP! STOP! JUST STOP HURTING ME! PLEASE! *Covers Face* I’TAKE YOU TO HIM! JUST STOP HURTING ME!

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 5:37 pm

                      (throws Riser to the ground)
                      Fine, but God help you if you try anything.

                    • The Riser says

                      May 28, 2012 at 5:40 pm

                      Yes! Yes, Please! *Snaps And A Portal Opens Up*

                      …………………….

                      For The Master… *You Suddenly Realize That The Portal Is Filled With Death Worms* FOR THE MASTER! *I Grab You And Jump In; The Portal Closes*

                    • The Riser says

                      May 28, 2012 at 5:41 pm

                      Yes! Yes, Please! *Snaps And A Portal Opens Up*

                      …………………….

                      For The Master… *You Suddenly Realize That The Portal Is Filled With DÆth Worms* FOR THE MASTER! *I Grab You And Jump In; The Portal Closes*

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 5:46 pm

                      I’m immortal, fool.
                      (picks up Riser by neck)
                      I warned you.
                      (punches you in face, knocking you unconscious; mutters spell creating a portal to your master)
                      Have fun.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 5:59 pm

                      (enters chamber)
                      Show yourself!

                    • The Master says

                      May 28, 2012 at 6:04 pm

                      Oh, Hello Riser. Did You Bring A Friend? He Seems… Acceptable. Now, Where Is My Girl?…

                    • The Master says

                      May 28, 2012 at 6:11 pm

                      Oh, Hello Riser. I See You Brought A Friend. He Seems Acceptable… Enough. Now, Where’s My Girl?…

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 6:21 pm

                      (shoots Riser with Colt; points Colt at The Master just as more Underworld Police pour into chamber)
                      You’re under arrest.

                    • The Master says

                      May 28, 2012 at 6:28 pm

                      Am I Now? *Exhales Sharply And A Mass Amount Of Dark Energy Goes Through All Of You. At First All Seems Okay, Then You Realize That All Others Officers Are Down And Screaming, Darkness Pouring Out Of Every Opening. I Clap And They All Get Eviscerated In A Matter Of Seconds By The Darkness* Hello My Dear Arghana, *Holds Up A Hand And The Gun Flies Out Of Your Reach* An What Brings You To My Throne Today?

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 6:48 pm

                      Wha-? Are you stu-? I’m here to arrest you!

                    • The Master says

                      May 28, 2012 at 7:02 pm

                      *Clenches Fist And You Become Immobillized* Are You, Now? *Walks Up To You And Touches Your Head* Hmmm… You Have An Interest In My Girl?

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 7:08 pm

                      What of it? 😡

                    • The Master says

                      May 28, 2012 at 7:23 pm

                      You Do Realize That… *Leans In Close A Whispers* She. Is. MINE.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 7:27 pm

                      Noy for long scumbag.
                      (spits in Master’s face)
                      You’re under arrest by the charges of assault of an officer, kidnapping, murder, and manslaughter.
                      (breaks out of paralysis; slams Mater against wall and pins)
                      And I intend to bring you in.

                    • The Master says

                      May 28, 2012 at 7:33 pm

                      Why Don’t You Leave Mater Alone And Start Hitting Me? *Holds Hand To Your Head And Darkness Starts To Pour In*

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 7:39 pm

                      (grabs your arms and puts them behind your back)
                      I’m immortal, incorruptible, and-
                      (slams Master’s face into a wall causing a nosebelead)
                      Bad@ass.

                    • The Master says

                      May 28, 2012 at 7:49 pm

                      *Wipes Bl00d Away From Your Face* Fool, You See, If You Hit Me, You’ll Just End Up Hurting Yourself. *Snaps Fingers And The Darkness Ruptures Your Lungs And Makes Your Heart Explode*

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 8:15 pm

                      1. I’m immortal
                      2. Weak

    • Zyboragon says

      May 28, 2012 at 2:56 pm

      Hopper demοns, they are weak little creatures that only have the power to take over a body when the host is asleep. To speed things up and give them control for longer amounts of time, a spell that causes the body to shut down can be used.
      Did you know that Hopper demοns were originally known as Jumpstart demοns? It’s true, before they just became known as Hoppers thanks to Arnold Hops back in eighteen seventy four.
      Jumpstart demοns have always been known to follow a certain individual, that supposedly can control them, this creature is often known as the Demiser.
      Ah, yes. This sounds about right.

      Reply
  45. Zyboragon says

    May 28, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    Bebe, you changed your picture…It absorbed my interest and made me blank out for a minute.
    Dang!

    Reply
    • Bebe says

      May 28, 2012 at 4:44 pm

      Aaaww your so cute when you like this. 🙂

      Reply
      • Zyboragon says

        May 28, 2012 at 4:49 pm

        Your scales are still pretty white, the look suits you Bebe, it really does.

        Reply
  46. Bebe says

    May 28, 2012 at 4:54 pm

    Thank you I like them there pearlescent I feel like a queen. (giggle)

    Reply
    • Zyboragon says

      May 28, 2012 at 4:57 pm

      Bebe, that should be natural considering you are a queen.

      Reply
      • Jessy says

        May 28, 2012 at 5:03 pm

        Wow you guys look great togeather .

        Reply
        • ARC says

          May 28, 2012 at 5:05 pm

          Jessy?!?…

          Reply
          • Jessy says

            May 28, 2012 at 5:16 pm

            Arc your awake you must feed your first meal must be from me it hellas bond us.

            Reply
            • ARC says

              May 28, 2012 at 5:20 pm

              Okay.. How do I do this?

              Reply
        • Zyboragon says

          May 28, 2012 at 5:11 pm

          Thank you Jessy, yes..I believe that Bebe and I compliment each other well, not just in color but in mind!
          I hope you find that in Arc.

          Reply
          • Jessy says

            May 28, 2012 at 5:20 pm

            Arc makes me very happy I’ve never been happy.

            Reply
            • ARC says

              May 28, 2012 at 5:23 pm

              Cheater, the more you say things like that, the more I want to hug you.

              Reply
              • Jessy says

                May 28, 2012 at 5:37 pm

                You can hug me all you want but first you must feed . When your thirsty think or look at what you crave your fangs will get longer as a demonic vampire the top pair injects venom this will give your prey a high the lower pair are grooved on the back this helps you to suck the blood then all you do is bite . (offres neck) here Arc feed.

                Reply
                • ARC says

                  May 28, 2012 at 5:45 pm

                  (Eyes start glowing, fangs grow)
                  Thank you.
                  (Bites and starts drinking).

                  Reply
      • Bebe says

        May 28, 2012 at 5:09 pm

        I’m still not use to being one it takes time to get use to. Look one of the eggs moved that ones going to be a feisty one.

        Reply
        • Zyboragon says

          May 28, 2012 at 5:14 pm

          Bebe, you seem to be getting adjusted well!
          Although…sometimes you have a faraway look…are you alright Bebe?

          Reply
          • Bebe says

            May 28, 2012 at 5:25 pm

            I’m fine I think…I miss Zyborganna and Valary….and sometimes I feel numb other times I feel like something inside is going to explode…I quess it happends to everyone.

            Reply
            • Zyboragon says

              May 28, 2012 at 5:31 pm

              I can’t change most of that Bebe… You shouldn’t feel like you’re going to explode, I can grant you a few wishes if you want..
              Things will get better Bebe, I’m here..always.

              Reply
              • Bebe says

                May 28, 2012 at 5:45 pm

                I know…. I can’t change Zyborganna’s mind and Valary’s happy with her and new dad. Wishes I already have what I wished for and thats you and the eggs….I don’t know sometimes I feel like theres something trying to get out of me…it will pass it always does. 🙂

                Reply
                • Zyboragon says

                  May 28, 2012 at 5:49 pm

                  How about we find out what wants to get out? I’m curious.

                  Reply
                  • Bebe says

                    May 28, 2012 at 5:53 pm

                    Well ok…I still think it’s nothing.

                    Reply
                    • Zyboragon says

                      May 28, 2012 at 5:55 pm

                      Make a wish Bebe. 🙂

              • Bebe says

                May 28, 2012 at 5:50 pm

                Lets save the wishes for another time thank you. (gives you big kiss).

                Reply
                • Bebe says

                  May 28, 2012 at 5:58 pm

                  Ok here goes…I wish that the whatever it is that wants out of me is free…is that ok.

                  Reply
                • Bebe says

                  May 28, 2012 at 6:00 pm

                  Dam mod….OK I wish that the thing in me is free…is that ok?

                  Reply
                  • Zyboragon says

                    May 28, 2012 at 6:02 pm

                    Granted!

                    Reply
                    • Bebe says

                      May 28, 2012 at 6:11 pm

                      OMG I feel funny….(cough smoke pours out of mouth) what the h*ll is that? I’m so dizzy….

                    • Zyboragon says

                      May 28, 2012 at 6:17 pm

                      Bebe!
                      (holds you)
                      You’ll be alright.

                    • Bebe says

                      May 28, 2012 at 6:27 pm

                      I’m so dizzy…(eye’s glazes over)Zyboragon it’s… watching us (GASP)I can’t move (collapses and whispers )Zyboragon it’s ….

                    • Zyboragon says

                      May 28, 2012 at 6:33 pm

                      It’s okay Bebe, I’m here.
                      You! Smoke being! Who are you?

                    • Bebe says

                      May 28, 2012 at 6:40 pm

                      Dominic: Hhhhissssssss Zzyboragon Im sss free hissss I’m Dominicsssss sssoul.

                    • Zyboragon says

                      May 28, 2012 at 6:44 pm

                      Ah cool, into the orb you go.
                      (Pulls out soul orb).

                    • Bebe says

                      May 28, 2012 at 6:50 pm

                      Zyboragon he must of got out of the crystal necklace I wore what are you going to do with him?

                    • Bebe says

                      May 28, 2012 at 6:58 pm

                      I think I’m going to take a nap the eggs need more warmth.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 8:37 pm

                      (out of breath)
                      Zyboragon… need doctor… LP… child… now!

                    • Zyboragon says

                      May 28, 2012 at 8:47 pm

                      It will be done!
                      Let’s begin!

                    • The Master says

                      May 28, 2012 at 8:47 pm

                      AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *starts shifting forms*

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 8:50 pm

                      Thank God, for you Zyboragon.

                    • The Master says

                      May 28, 2012 at 8:50 pm

                      Now You’ll….. Grrrr… Pay…. All Of You…! For your INSOLENCE! *Transformation Finishes* RRRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRR!

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 8:54 pm

                      (holds LP’s hand)
                      It’s gonna be alright.

                    • Zyboragon says

                      May 28, 2012 at 8:56 pm

                      This is much stranger than I expected…oh well!
                      Here we go….

                    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                      May 28, 2012 at 9:02 pm

                      Arghana…! Where are you going? *tail wraps around your leg* D-do-don’t leave me…!

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 9:18 pm

                      I would never leave you, love.
                      (kisses you)
                      I’m staying right here.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 9:20 pm

                      I would never leave you, l0ve.
                      (kisses you)
                      I’m staying right here.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 28, 2012 at 9:23 pm

                      I would never leave you, l0ve.
                      (kisses you)
                      I’m staying right here. And, I have a question.
                      (pulls out ring)
                      Will you marry me?

                    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                      May 28, 2012 at 9:29 pm

                      *digs claws into arm* Arghana!…? Where… Don’t leave… Don’t… *faints*

  47. Lycanthropic Paragon says

    May 28, 2012 at 7:27 pm

    AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    *clutches stomach tightly* Arghana! My…. AAAAAHHHHHH! The baby! AAAAAAHHHHH!

    Reply
    • The Master says

      May 28, 2012 at 7:35 pm

      Don’t Worry My Darling, I’ll Be There Soon.

      Reply
      • Agharna Phellan says

        May 28, 2012 at 7:41 pm

        (picks up Colt and shoots Master)
        I’m coming, love!

        Reply
  48. Lycanthropic Paragon says

    May 28, 2012 at 7:54 pm

    ArghanAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Arghana, Come Quickly! He’s Right- *screams*

    Reply
    • Agharna Phellan says

      May 28, 2012 at 8:13 pm

      (wraps arms around LP and shoots Master with Colt)
      Are you alright?

      Reply
      • Lycanthropic Paragon says

        May 28, 2012 at 8:22 pm

        *tries touching your face, then screams as my water breaks* Arghana…! My… I…!

        Reply
        • Agharna Phellan says

          May 28, 2012 at 8:29 pm

          Come on, we gotta get you to a hospital!
          (hugs LP; takes dragon form; flies off)

          Reply
          • Lycanthropic Pmaragon says

            May 28, 2012 at 8:44 pm

            I don’t know what hospitals give service to things like me… *starts to shift forms*

            Reply
          • Agharna Phellan says

            May 28, 2012 at 8:47 pm

            (sets you down on bed)
            Okay… I think I should be able to be a doctor.

            Reply
            • The Doctor says

              May 29, 2012 at 11:54 am

              Can I be of any help? *I morph into a white wolf with a red cross on its chest.* hold on *A packet of morphene grow out of my body.* this should work! *I shove a needle into LP’s arm.*

              Reply
              • Mr. Mutt says

                May 29, 2012 at 12:19 pm

                Ha! Knew it.

                Reply
                • The Doctor says

                  May 29, 2012 at 1:03 pm

                  Yeah Half breed is literally my son. He meant to right that under his name but forgot to change it over.

                  Reply
                  • The Master says

                    May 29, 2012 at 4:02 pm

                    Is The Birthing Done? Can I See My Child?

                    Reply
                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 29, 2012 at 4:06 pm

                      It’s not your son.

                    • The Master says

                      May 29, 2012 at 4:14 pm

                      Stop Pretending That He’s Yours! I… It’ll Make Things So Much Harder When You Realize The Truth!

                      Fine! We’ll Let LP Decide! Let’s Finish This Discussion, Once And For ALL.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 29, 2012 at 4:18 pm

                      Fine. If he is my child, I crush you like the worm you are.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 29, 2012 at 4:27 pm

                      (voice continues in mechanical tone; picks up Master by neck)
                      I may do that now.
                      (begins to crush neck)

                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      May 29, 2012 at 4:34 pm

                      *beam of white light blasts AP backwards* now now children let’s play nice.

                    • The Master says

                      May 29, 2012 at 4:36 pm

                      Too Afraid To Find Out The Truth? I Knew It. YOU Even Think The Child Is Mine.
                      You’ll Destroy The Competition Before It’s Able To Receive Ita Prize, Because You Know That You’ll Lose!

                    • The Riser says

                      May 29, 2012 at 4:40 pm

                      Hey Hunny! Our child is so handsome! RAWR RAWR Rawr! hahaha… !!! What are you doing to that guy? and why is Mutt here?

                      ……..

                      OMG, Master, what are YOU doing here?

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 29, 2012 at 4:41 pm

                      I’m not afraid, but you will pay for what you and your lackey have done to my daughter. It is almost funny how you say I am afraid and yet you need someone to help you. You disgust me.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 29, 2012 at 4:45 pm

                      And I know it’s not your child because LP wouldn’t let you close to her. I will turn your blood to ice and put your head on a stake as a lesson.

                    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                      May 29, 2012 at 4:47 pm

                      Arghana! Look! He’s so handsome! I wonder who he got his looks from…? *bats eyelashes at you*
                      *giggle* so what’s his name? We haven’t thought of anything…?

                      Why are you choking that guy? And why does he look so…?

                      OMG, master, what the HELL are you doing here?!

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 29, 2012 at 4:54 pm

                      He thinks that our child is his. Tell him how wrong he is, please.

                    • Dren says

                      May 29, 2012 at 5:07 pm

                      Hmm… Interesting. My assumptions may have been right after all…

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 29, 2012 at 5:10 pm

                      What are your assumptions, Dren?!

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 29, 2012 at 5:12 pm

                      Tell him he’s wrong!

                    • Dren says

                      May 29, 2012 at 5:28 pm

                      Let’s just say that you may not be the only thing in LP…

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 29, 2012 at 6:21 pm

                      NO! NO!
                      (breaks through wall and grabs steel beam)
                      It’s time to pay. For what you’ve done.

                    • Dren says

                      May 29, 2012 at 6:24 pm

                      It’s just a joke… No need to rage. 😎

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 29, 2012 at 6:31 pm

                      She is not answering me.
                      (throws steel beam through wall)
                      WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK, HUH?

                    • Dren says

                      May 29, 2012 at 6:36 pm

                      I don’t think marrying her was a good idea…

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 29, 2012 at 6:42 pm

                      (turns to Dren)
                      Just get me out’ve here, please. I can’t be here. I can’t see that child.
                      (drinks from flask)
                      Can you get me out’ve here, Dren?

                    • Dren says

                      May 29, 2012 at 6:45 pm

                      (Hands AP a ticket)

                      It’s a one way ticket to Berlin. All you need to do is burn it. The ticket will do the rest…

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 29, 2012 at 6:49 pm

                      Thank you.
                      (takes out lighter and burns ticket; disappears)

                    • Alex says

                      May 29, 2012 at 7:03 pm

                      Why not just perform a DNA test on everyone? Closest matching DNA is who the child belongs to.

                    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                      May 29, 2012 at 7:07 pm

                      (pulls master into another room) DAMN YOU MASTER! This baby is not yours! This baby will never be yours! Even if he was, he never will be.
                      You took away my husband, you knew it would happen! You knew it, damn it!
                      That’s why you came, today, to collect your son and leave me without a l0ver…
                      But why?! I was your slave, I did all asked! I remember ALL of it! You would tell me to get down and react, and I did.
                      I asked to leave my family alone and not think of me ever again. *slaps you* you didn’t hold up your end of the deal!!!

                      DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU! *starts to bite, pin, and scratch* GO AWAY! NEVER COME BACK TO SEE ME… *starts to cry* You son of a B&@#…!

                      Arghana! Arghana, please he… He made me! He beat me (holds up short and shows you cuts and bruises that aren’t healing* he told me he would take Ann away from me! Please Arghana….

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 29, 2012 at 7:10 pm

                      I can’t be near her right now. I’ll take the DNA test, but you have to meet me where I came from. Paris.

                    • Dren says

                      May 29, 2012 at 7:13 pm

                      LP, if you want to chase after him.

                      (Places ticket in front her.)

                    • Alex says

                      May 29, 2012 at 7:18 pm

                      Okay.. but I still need LP, the baby and the master.

                    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                      May 29, 2012 at 7:21 pm

                      Fine. *breathes a little fire onto it* F@#% you, “master.” *disappears*

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 29, 2012 at 7:22 pm

                      Stay away from me. Forget the test. Just bring me Ann. I just want my daughter.

                    • Alex says

                      May 29, 2012 at 7:25 pm

                      Now just the master. And no, “master” you cant trust me.

                    • The Master says

                      May 29, 2012 at 7:36 pm

                      !!!

                      ……….

                      (Damn, What The Hell Happened To You, STIGMA?)

                      Here Alex. *Holds Out Arm* Do It And Get It Over With.

                    • Alex says

                      May 29, 2012 at 7:50 pm

                      (stabs syringe into the master’s arm and takes a sample, then I do the same for AP, LP, and the baby)

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 29, 2012 at 7:53 pm

                      LP, stay away from me if you know what’s good for you.

                    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                      May 29, 2012 at 7:59 pm

                      Arghana… Why does everyone leave me?! Markem, Mom…. Now even YOU. Why?! Why can’t I hold down a regular life? WHY?! *snarls at you* I can’t let Annette near a man I don’t know!

                      Anyways, you said you never wanted to see me again. I’ll give you your wish. You’ll never see me, the baby, or Annette EVER again.

                    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                      May 29, 2012 at 8:01 pm

                      Arghana! Please… I was his slave! I took beatings from him so you wouldn’t… Now it doesn’t matter…

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 29, 2012 at 8:08 pm

                      Annette’s my daughter! And she was hurt because you couldn’t keep your legs shut. You can let me take her or I can do it by force. You started this. You gave yourself to him. You did this to yourself.

                    • Alex says

                      May 29, 2012 at 8:15 pm

                      AP, its not her fault! She was a slave!

                    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                      May 29, 2012 at 8:16 pm

                      No, I didn’t keep my legs shut for her! He said he needed some relief and he chose me. He threatened to ki|| my family and friends if I didn’t comply. If I hadn’t done that, Annette could be d€ad right now! She got hurt by Riser! Riser had no idea, he was just a petty messenger! He had no idea about me and the master’s deal, so he did what was necessary to get him his girl! Get him me!

                    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                      May 29, 2012 at 8:19 pm

                      NoW my efforts were in vain. You h@t€ me, Annette got hurt…

                      *starts crying* and now this baby doesn’t even have an ensured father!

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 29, 2012 at 8:24 pm

                      Maybe you should go to it’s father. He seemed pretty eager to have it.
                      (lights cïgarette)
                      You lied to me. You said you löved me. I can’t trust you.

                    • Alex says

                      May 29, 2012 at 8:30 pm

                      Actually… you have not had The Masters child yet. The DNA looks like yours and AP’s mixed.

                    • Lycanthropic Paragon says

                      May 29, 2012 at 8:32 pm

                      !!! Then where’s the master’s child?!

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 29, 2012 at 8:34 pm

                      It ain’t my kid. She just said that.

                    • Agharna Phellan says

                      May 29, 2012 at 8:39 pm

                      (kisses LP passionately)
                      I’m sorry… I get… Angry.

                    • Dren says

                      May 29, 2012 at 8:42 pm

                      Hmmmmm….

              • The Master says

                May 29, 2012 at 12:36 pm

                Hello Doctor. Thaaaannnn….. Tthh—- *Starts To Choke* *Whispers Something Inaudibly* For Caring For LP. 🙂 THAT MEANS THERE’S MORE FOR ME—

                ……………..

                Sorry… I Can’t Control That…

                Reply
                • Mr. Mutt says

                  May 29, 2012 at 12:44 pm

                  I wish I could take away your pain and suffering Stigma, but that is beyond even what I can do.

                  Reply
                  • ARC says

                    May 29, 2012 at 12:56 pm

                    Mutt, you might be able to help me…

                    Reply
                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      May 29, 2012 at 1:01 pm

                      That’s why they sent me back, “serve and protect” what do you need help with ARC?

                    • ARC says

                      May 29, 2012 at 1:16 pm

                      I need to feed…the urge to kiII is great.. But I know I shouldn’t kiII…

                    • Jessy says

                      May 29, 2012 at 1:45 pm

                      Morning Arc (yawn) I need to feed to.

                    • ARC says

                      May 29, 2012 at 1:55 pm

                      Good, Jessy you’re here…shall we?

                    • Jessy says

                      May 29, 2012 at 2:00 pm

                      Yes do you want that stuff from aunt B’s fridge or animal blood ? We can go hunting.

                    • ARC says

                      May 29, 2012 at 2:04 pm

                      I have the urge to kiII.

                    • Jessy says

                      May 29, 2012 at 2:10 pm

                      Well hunting then we could hunt bad ev!l pepole or deer.

                    • ARC says

                      May 29, 2012 at 2:13 pm

                      Show me what to do, I’ll follow you.

                    • Jessy says

                      May 29, 2012 at 2:25 pm

                      Well if your hunting humans bad humans it’s very easy, find one doing something bad then wait for them to be alone or lure them to you. By calling there name or buying what there selling. Hunting animals are even easier demonic vampires can out run any animal on earth so pick a target and run pounce sink fangs in the venom will paralyze them.

                    • Jessy says

                      May 29, 2012 at 2:28 pm

                      arrrg mod . we can out run any animal so pick a target and pounce on it sink your fangs in the venom will stop it.

                    • ARC says

                      May 29, 2012 at 2:33 pm

                      Very well… Let’s begin.

                    • Jessy says

                      May 29, 2012 at 2:36 pm

                      Cool tee hee . 🙂

                    • ARC says

                      May 29, 2012 at 2:41 pm

                      47 deer, all déad…drained completely, I want more.

                    • Jessy says

                      May 29, 2012 at 2:45 pm

                      You have had enough too much and you get sick and d!e. 47 you pig (giggle)

                    • ARC says

                      May 29, 2012 at 2:52 pm

                      96, and I still want more.

                    • Zyboragon says

                      May 29, 2012 at 8:52 pm

                      Arc, remember the deal, you’re a vampire but you can’t do stuff like this, I won’t allow it.

                  • The Master says

                    May 29, 2012 at 12:59 pm

                    🙁 Were We Friends, Mutt? I Can Only Remember So Much…

                    Reply
                    • Mr. Mutt says

                      May 29, 2012 at 3:14 pm

                      It depended on the time of day.

                    • The Master says

                      May 29, 2012 at 3:50 pm

                      ………………

                      ALL WHO DON’T STAND WITH THE MASTER WILL–…

                      😳 Sorry… I Didn’t Mean To…

      • The Master says

        May 28, 2012 at 8:26 pm

        HAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m One Of The Things That *Points At The Colt* Can’t Ki||.

        Reply
  49. Half Breed says

    May 28, 2012 at 11:33 pm

    Did one of you call me annoying?

    Reply
    • Agharna Phellan says

      May 28, 2012 at 11:35 pm

      When?

      Reply
  50. Jessy says

    May 29, 2012 at 2:57 pm

    You have to stop or you will d!e. (grabs you ) Arc you have to controle your self. I don’t want to lose you.

    Reply
    • ARC says

      May 29, 2012 at 3:01 pm

      Fine, I’ll stop.

      Reply
      • Jessy says

        May 29, 2012 at 3:10 pm

        (hug you) 🙂

        Reply
        • ARC says

          May 29, 2012 at 3:21 pm

          (hugs back) thank you Jessy.

          Reply
          • Jessy says

            May 29, 2012 at 3:25 pm

            Any thing for you Arc. 🙂

            Reply
            • ARC says

              May 29, 2012 at 3:30 pm

              When is the ball? I’m thinking about giving myself a more “vampiric” name.

              Reply
              • Jessy says

                May 29, 2012 at 3:43 pm

                I like your name Arc don’t change it . 🙁 . The ball is friday.

                Reply
                • ARC says

                  May 29, 2012 at 6:16 pm

                  I really should change my name, the name Arc is just recognized easily, and I feel like it may cause trouble.

                  Reply
                  • Dren says

                    May 29, 2012 at 6:22 pm

                    You can’t hide from your past. It just comes back harder when it bites you on the āss…

                    Reply
                    • ARC says

                      May 29, 2012 at 8:25 pm

                      I’m not hiding, just sneaking.

            • Alex says

              May 29, 2012 at 3:31 pm

              This just makes me miss WP even more… I have not seen her in so long…

              Reply
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