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Humans may actually be the most dangerous of all the creatures identified by the Monstrometer.

Humans are a complicated, complicated, COMPLICATED bunch. If you had a nickel for every expert opinion on how to deal with them, you would be so rich that you would never have to deal with them. That’s how complicated humans can be. Even the most benign, garden variety human can be very hazardous to your health and safety at times.

So given that humans are not even my area of expertise – and besides this is kind of a conflict of interest here given that I am a human – what can I add to this research?

Maybe just this one general principle. Never show fear. Because chances are the human is afraid of you too. More afraid than you are. Humans are a notoriously fearful bunch. It’s not entirely our fault. We live short little life spans. We suffer from fang, fur and flight envy, not to mention pitifully limited sensory perceptions. As a result, most humans are painfully aware of their impending death and destruction and this fear is always just under the surface waiting to catch fire. So whatever else you do – and unfortunately I can’t tell you whatever else – but whatever else you do, don’t feed the fear fire. Never show fear.

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398 comments to Humans!!!

  • adisa fabiano

    hey seth is this commbo possible because your app said i was
    half vampire half human

  • Beast

    Seth i had 99% on the monstrometer for a werewolf i get the werewolf motor the time 50% dus this mens i’m a werewolg

  • dinokingmaster

    What do the % part on the monstermeter mean? Does it mean how much you are that creature or how sertin the meter is that you are that creature?

    • P5t5r

      The percentages mean how sure it is of each conclusion. However, there is the possibility of being a hybrid of multiple types of monsters. The monstrometer cannot yet tell if you are a hybrid

      • dinokingmaster

        I am a hybrid of multiple creatures will all the traits of the creatures appear or will only the largest trait appear? How will I know if they are appearing?

        • P5t5r

          It usually depends on the hybrid. Depending on how much of each monster you are the traits will be different. Some people find more traits showing up and some find less. You just have to see for yourself what shows up and what doesn’t. Experiment and observe to see what strengths and what weaknesses are due to the supernatural. Usually the app can get the monsters you are a hybrid of if you are a hybrid. However it will not know if you are a hybrid or are simply one monster but show characteristics that make you similar to other types of monsters. A precision instrument is sensitive to pick up on things that seem important but may not really mean anything. Say for example you like the color green. The monstrometer might think that you are a leprechaun. If on top of liking green you have a love of gold it may be even more sure. You may in fact like gold because you are a dragon and your color is throwing it off. Or for example if you live by the sea it may believe that you are a mermonster when in fact you just happen to live by the sea. It is getting more precise over time and if you larger amounts of questions then it is more precise. However it will not know if you display characteristics of a monster because you are part or entirely that monster or if you coincidentally just happen to be like it. I know it’s confusing but you have to figure it out for itself. The monstrometer is a tool and you have to be the one to figure out what the results mean. If you tell us about your results and your personal experience we the people of this site can help you figure it out. Sometimes it just takes a human eye to make sense of things. And so in conclusion let us know the results of the monstrometer and we can ask questions more specific to you that the monstrometer could not to help you figure out. All in all it is you who decides based on the evidence what you think you are, we are just here to help you. Hope this helps more than it confuses.
          Your local Cyborg,
          P5t5r
          P.S. I’m sorry if this was confusing but when the supernatural is involved genetics go haywire. If you have any more questions feel free to ask. Finally for your continued safety don’t reveal where you live or what your age is, Area 51 could be watching.

    • Hail Dinokingmaster,

      Thanks for your SOS report. P5t5r is a longtime survivor and you can trust his assessment here is 99.98% accurate, maybe even approaching 100% accurate except that I can’t say that because everyone knows saying 100% accurate would send off a really loud survival alarm and put the whole site on lockdown and very likely trigger an A-51 squad to the site again.

      My best advice to you is just to keep track of your results over time, always choosing your life experiences, thoughts and actions very carefully and you will become the monster you want to be, 99.98%.

      Seth

  • Bella wolf 388

    Seth look on the leprechan page and you will
    Know why you have 1 week to make it up to
    Me or I will hunt you down! The ritual is important!!!!

  • Bella wolf 388

    When I needed adive to keep me alive you
    Go and broadcast it!!! Thanks for ruining my life.

  • Bella wolf 388

    Soz Seth I just get a little rage some times

  • Agent RB

    I just found a homunculus cook book!
    Lilith, are you ready to get cooking?
    Hatter you can help out to if you want.

    Let’s make a human!

    RB

  • Agent RB

    *Takes a pointy stick to lilt’s hand.*
    Now

    RB

  • Agent RB

    oh look its diluted now, that didn’t take long…
    wanna help me transmute it with the other elements and extract its double helix matrix 🙂

    RB

  • Agent RB

    http://tinypic.com/r/24oq93k/8

    This is what my human currently looks like…
    But don’t worry…
    This means it’s working…
    Now we just need to edit it’s design to a more suitable form…
    Something more European pop star I think 🙂

    RB

    • Hatter MT

      Noah you are the weirdest guy I know, but then again normal is overrated so keep doing what your doing, oh and try not to do anything more weird than normal I like to be the weirdest guy on a site

      • Agent RB

        Hey its in its cortical base form, I’ve got no control over that ❗
        Lets talk genetics for a moment. what do all “beautiful people” share in common?
        symmetry. which is why i think i should use the pythagoream theorem for the genetic pattern.
        *takes chalk and writes “A squared + B squared = C squared, square root” into the alchemy circle*
        *he then adds H2O2 to adjust the Homunculus PH balance to the formula just written*
        *hands hatter some DNA cultures taken from famous historical figures and modern celebrities*
        Can you splice these together for me please 🙂

        RB

  • Agent RB

    Murcury, sulfur, salt the 3 essential elements, but it goes beyond that. They also represent the soul mind and body. It… It’s done, I’ve created a human body, I’ve improved upon it, I’ve surpassed God himself!
    This hatter… This is why He is nothing more than a voice!
    *smiles at hatter*
    No right, no wrong in alchemy…
    Because if he decides what is good and bad, I can to!
    *scratches a soul binding sigil into the empty homunculus*
    *inturn places the sigil on himself*
    *burning light swirls around the two*

    RB

    • Lilith (Lamia)

      Beautiful 😈

    • Hatter MT

      Well this seems like an awesome moment *draws reaper trap on the ground around Noah* and I’m pretty sure whatever that thing is isn’t human, humans are born not whatever you just did

      • Agent RB

        *the steam clears and the body stands up with a twisted smile. It seems new and ungroomed. Noah places his hand on the force field of the reaper trap*
        Lilith…
        I can’t take you to Wendy’s if I’m stuck in here…
        Also, can you toss me some pants 🙂

        RB

        • hatter

          *tosses Noah some pants* there you go Noah oh and sorry about the trap *erases it from the ground* I thought you werew going to try something stupid or dangerous

        • Hatter MT

          *tosses Noah some pants* sorry I thought you would do something dangerous *erases the trap*

          • Agent RB

            What kind of dangerous thing?
            *noahs bones continue to shift into position as his spine contorts*
            How do I look 🙂
            Bring me a mirror…

            RB

            • Hatter MT

              *gives Noah a mirror* oh you know (insert distorted audio here)and that is just for starter, oh and why are your bones moving about? It seems really odd.

  • Lilith (Lamia)

    So, Ice… I’m guessing you know~

  • Agent RB

    *tears start to drop down noahs face.*
    That’s the first time I’ve been able to do that in a while
    *lets out a lite chuckle*
    All I ever wanted was to be human, and I finally got that thanks to you and Lilith
    I had to resort to this because no ammount of prayer will ever work for me. I wish God would tell me why…
    All I ever wanted was to be human.
    Hatter, you know why alchemy can do this and magic can only pull off a cheap glamour of false skin? Because alchmemy cost so much more…
    *noah coughs up blood*
    Now when I pass on, I can pass on as a human.

    RB

    • Lilith (Lamia)

      Yeah… About that whole “Human” thing…

    • Hatter MT

      *places his hand on Noah’s forehead* go forth child of man and remember that G loves all and helps and forgives only those who do such for them self and for others *removes his hand and the spot that got touched glows* do as you wish Noah Eden

      • Agent RB

        *glances at hatter, then looks down again*
        Hatter… Never say that again…
        This… This was not gods doing or will… This was mine…
        Never give god credit for something I did…
        I’ve felt to much of that already…
        And do not say he loves me or watches over me, because that, that is obviously untrue…

        RB

        • Hatter MT

          Then why is the spot I touched glowing *shows Noah his reflection in a mirror* that only happens when one who us loved by G gets touched as I have done for you, oh and Noah remember three things 1) god helps those who help themselves 2) G is incapable of hating/not loving people it’s just not something he does, 3) G watches over everyone, he might not look at what your doing very often but he does watch over you. If you remember these the teachings 3 you will know the second greatest of truths

  • Lilith (Lamia)

    The sounds of piano keys began play, just as violins did, and an infernal choir descended on that place that Mutt laid himself down to seal off the Void. The unholy chorus was led by a woman in a scarlet robe. Lamia. Accompanied by Loki.
    “Get this party started on a saturday night,” she began to sing. The Voice resonated with the very chords of reality. Lamia let down her hood as she a circle in the dry earth.
    “Everybody’s waiting for me to arrive.” She let down the robe. She was dressed in the most decadent of wear, a fur coat of some kind, heels and a jewel mind.
    “I got lots of style, check my gold diamond rings,” she admired them.
    She turned to her companion, Loki, and caressed him. Their mouths were less than an inch apart.
    “I can go for miles if you know what I mean.” She opened her mouth, and a beautiful iridescent essence was forced out of Loki’s. She took in his life force greedily, leaving him wheezing on the ground. she channeled the energy of the chaotic diety into her left hand before shooting it up in a thin stringy bolt into the clouds. The Clouds opened up into a world of impossible lights and sounds, unheard of in this world. Droning pop music pumped out of Pandemonium, the Realm of Chaos.
    “I’m coming up so you better get this party started,” Lamia was joined by her demonic choir. Succubi dancing to the beats and tones of Pandemonium.
    “I’m coming up so you better get this party started,” Droves of demons arrived on the scene. The violins become more denounced and ever so slightly macabre.
    “Sending out the message to all of my friends.” A few Princes of Hell arrived.
    “We’ll be looking flashy in my mercedes benz,” A black carriage flew up out a hellish fissure in the ground.
    “I got lots of style check my gold diamond rings, I can go for miles if you know what I mean. Get this party started on a saturday night!” Lamia looked wistfully to Pandemonium as her hair became an impossible blood red. “Everybody’s waiting for you to arrive.”
    “I’m coming up so you better get this party started!” Now all the demons were dancing and singing in the most lewd of ways, committing the most debauched of acts in the name of CHAOS. A chorus of impossible voices cried out from pandemonium, “IM COMIN UP IM COMIN”
    I’m coming up so you better get this party started…” A strange bright white light sailed from the air, and cut through Lamia’s legions of partying Demons before crashing into a scene of raksha, burning them up in beams of silver light. A man rose from the warped flash, gray sand turned to glass. Lamia raised an eyebrow. He smelled like– Hatter. Ah, a Guardian. She smiled.
    “Pumping up the volume breaking down to the beat!” The legions cleared a way for them to face. They started walking slowly towards one another, breaking gradually into a sprint. Their fists collided, as did his shining Saber of Bright and her flame drenched Blade of Eden. “Cruising through the west side we’ll be checking the scene,” she landed a kick in chest as she drew viscous silver fluids from his flesh. “Boulevard is freaking as I’m coming up fast.” She retreated, jetting through the air, and he followed as a comet of photons. She landed in the circle she had made in the ground, it was set a light as the Guardian flew within it’s borders. She had him. “I’ll be burning rubber you’ll be kissing my– Ha!” She reached her hands, fingers stretched like claws, into the sphere of light. The Guardian’s wails and screams were drowned out by the madness of the rave under the light of Pandemonium. His energy was sent up into the sky as Loki’s had been (who was now dancing insanely with some rather decadent incubi. Yes, incubi). The energy was taken in by the quasi-rainbow mounds of Pandemonia, the sound of glass shattering resounded through the rave and pillars of chaotic energy cascaded down from the sky and changed demons caught in their range, warping them into shapeless partying beings of unparalleled, sickening beauty.
    “Pull up to the bumper,” Lamia held out her hand. The macabre carriage pulled up. Goat-headed demons descended upon it. “Get out of the car,” Lamia’s Voice lulled. The demons pulled out a young woman with a hood pulled over her face. “License plate say STUNNIN’ #1 TO THE STARS~!” Everyone present, even Loki now sang in a raving chorus that commingled all choirs. “Whoo!”
    “I’m coming up so you better get this party started!” The lights of pandemonium panged with pleasure.
    “I’m coming up so you better get this party started!”
    “Get this party started!” Lamia made motions with her hands, a larger circle drew itself in the sand far around the first, with had become decorated with fiery sigils and patterns. “Get this party started!” Lamia’s form shimmered as she grew claws and multiple yellow horns appeared on her head, arranged in a pattern akin to a crown.
    “Get this party started!” Horns sprouted from her shoulders and back as well, her legs became digitigrade and reptilian, she was covered in skin colored scales everywhere but her face and a thin tail extended from her spine.
    “GET THIS PARTY STARTED!” Her eyes were golden fire, the rings on her hand melted off, she grew so hot, the air drained of any moisture.
    “Making my connection as I enter the room,” She waved her hands and the pillars of chaotic fire flowed into the trigrams in the sand. A stone table rose from the center of the innermost circle. “Everybody’s chillin’ as I set up the groove.”
    “Pumping up the the volume with this brand new beat!” Sand was heated it all became hot glass engraved with Lamia’s mystical matrixes, and the glass under the demons began to shift.
    A single voice of a mad goddess rose above all others from Pandemonium, “EVERYBODY’S DANCING AND THEY’RE DANCING FOR ME.”
    “I’m your operator you can call anytime.” Lamia held the girl on the table before tearing off the hood. “I’ll be your connection to the party line~!” It was but a maiden. Hecate.
    “I’m coming up so you better get this party started!” Lamia screamed louder than all the others, the glassy floor twisting the center circle above the other two, rising quickly in the air.
    “I’m coming up so you better get this party started!” Hecate threw magic in all directions, disoriented with the new alien energies of Pandemonium, but she only fueled the ritual more.
    “Get this party started!” Lamia pulled a single strand of power down from Pandemonium.
    “Get this party started!” The bolt entered Hecate’s mouth.
    “Get this party started!” Her eyes glazed over.
    “Get this party started!” All the lights and sounds and power of Pandemonium, flew into this bolt, which flew into the Maiden.
    “Get this party started–” In a mere second, the entirety of this force rushed into Hecate. The lights stopped. The music stopped. The partyers were brought back into a normal state of made, they all looked up at the alter in horror. Eris rose from the alter, floating on air. She opened her emerald eyes. Lamia immediately turned away and sprinted at mythic speed away from the scene, stopping at the third circle that surrounded the entire area. She dug her hands into the ground as she watched Eris open her arms. A release of energy so great it could only be compared to a cosmic storm.
    “–this party START-EHHHHHHHD!” A barrier rose up from the third circle, sapphire blue. Fighting to contain the force of Eris’ arrival, the shield cracked and splintered. Lamia’s voice strained to keep going.

    She blacked out. Lamia did not come to. Lilith awoke in sand. She regained control. She looked around herself, seeing only an even BIGGER crater than before Mutt had sacrificed himself. Here we go again.

    • Agent RB

      Ha ha ha! *noah pulls out a bass guitar hooked up to an infernal amp and adds his sound to the mix*
      Been a while since I’ve had fingers! :mrgreen:
      *tosses lamia a bag of chicken fingers from Wendy’s*
      Mind if I join! 😈 😈 😈

      RB

    • Agent RB

      *As Lilith wakes up Noah is still playing a bass solo…*
      Some party wasn’t it…
      You blacked out…
      What was up with that anyway?
      I saved you a chicken finger Lilith…

      RB

      • Hatter MT

        Dude it was a summoning, now *shudders* Eris has returned! oh and BTW *tosses Noah the first ever pan pipes* I wanted to send you those but Faunus told me it was a bad idea, so I reminded him of my title and brought them over. Interesting fact they were one of the instruments used during the Hamlyn experiment 700 years ago, and you will be amazed what happens when you play this is halloween on that thing

        • Agent RB

          Ah yes, I haven’t pick up one of theese in over 2000 years!
          Last time was when I played a special song to lure all the animal son to my boat 🙂
          Good times good times…
          *plas this is Halloween by ear on the pipes*

          RB

          • Hatter MT

            The thing that happens of course is that you revive a selected species bringing it back from near extinction, *holds his hand up to his ear* funny thing is, usually the chosen species is that of the one giving away the pan pipes, *approximately 3-4.5 billion humaniod creature burst out of a mountain outside of Hamlyn* wow you can hear the awesome, from the return of the guardians. Tea he Noah you brought us back, even after your little stint as an assassin(demonic version of a guardian that also died out) thank you.

            • Agent RB

              In that case…
              *sticks sharpened fingernail into Penelope’s skull and programs her to play the pipes*
              You still forget hatter, I’m an assasin on the inside.
              *forked tounge flicks in the air*
              *A humanoid creature from the opposite mountain bursts out and procedes to attack it’s counter part*

              RB

              • Hatter MT

                Ha, a single assassin against the guardians returned, pitiful and in fact it should be noted that 2 against 4.5 billion is not a fair fight, I only wish the piper was here because he was the one who brought enough life to the bodies that they could go into the mountains, oh and Penelope if you notice different songs produce a different result, Britney Spears music for example manipulates plant matter, this is halloween reintroduces species, and basically any theme song…*his voice trails off then he goes quiet when he hears a sound akin to that of a battle coming towards him* Loquor Matthiae non habuit Danny Elfman audire infidelium resurrectionem carmine monstra. Stultus

                • Agent RB

                  it should be noted that 7 billion and 2 against 4.5 billion isn’t fair… :mrgreen:
                  think of it this way, i played a song 2000 years ago to control the animals. humans are still animal. why wouldn’t the song work on them.
                  *turns finger 53 degrees clockwise*
                  check mate my friend*

                  RB

                  • Hatter MT

                    Let’s see
                    N- f2-f4
                    H- e7-e5
                    N- g2-g4
                    H- d8-h4

                    Yup your right check mate, but then again you should really check with Penelope if you actually won, oh yeah didn’t Penelope a few weeks ago change her ownership over to me then a few days ago talk to the reaper council about getting you committed to an asylum? Check mate indeed white pawn

                • Bluesky

                  Holy crap hatteryou know the singer of OingoBoingo? Danny Elfman

              • Eris

                *An insane laughter rings out from all directions* LULU’S BACK IN TOWN BOYS! HAHAHAHAHA!
                *Lightning strikes and Hecate– no, ERIS, appears. Hecate’s– er, Eris’s red hair is done up with volume, she is wreathed in a coat of electricity, her eyes shone like the bright green comets* Oh I do so enjoy the raising of the dea d. *She raises up a Dodo Bird*
                Haha! Such lovely fun. And how have you sweet babies been, miss me?

                • Agent RB

                  Here we go again…
                  *RB’s eye twitches with chaotic energy* 😈
                  no… must maintain… order…

                  RB

                • Hatter M

                  *snaps his fingers and all that Lamia did the day before unhappens* hey there, it’s uncle J

                  • Hatter MT

                    That is me but the editing the name went wrong

                    • Eris

                      *Snaps party popper in Hatter’s face*
                      Oh honey, you can’t get rid of me that easily. No one can control chaos. It’s my birthday everyday today. Now and forever!
                      HAHAAH!
                      *presses against Noah* Oh. We could have some fun together, I saw you at the party, you could be a riot. I could use a dance partner

                    • Hatter/Janus/guardianR.S.

                      Says you Eris, oh and *grabs the panpipes from Penelope* btw I am in fact that powerful

  • Alex

    Someone catch me up please.

  • Agent RB

    *eye twitches then opens wide becoming bloodshot*
    *smile twists*
    Lets dance…
    Oh and you know what i bought!
    A BUTTON TO DESTROY WISCONSIN ONCE AND FOR ALL!

    RB

    • Agent RB

      Oh and since I got this fresh new bod today, it’s my birthday too!

      RB

      • Hatter MT

        Please don’t destroy Wisconsin the only thing they did wrong was make cheese

        • Hail Hatter,

          The Wisonsonians will rest easier knowing you at least have their backs. Or at least their cheese. Thanks for coming to their defense.

          What is up with Wisconsin anyway? Why would anyone want to make a button to destroy them anyway? And how would it operate that wouldn’t also imperil Illinois, Michigan and Minnesota?

          Seth

        • lycanchic14

          Dear Hatter MT,
          I have been very curious lately and i have found out that most werewolf sightings have been most common in Wisconsin, strangly. I thought they would be somewhere in, you know, maybe located on the East Coast where I live. I dedicate my profile to werewolves and anything to do with them.
          Just a little fun fact I thought you would enjoy!
          Sincerally,
          lycanchic14 😉

    • Eris

      Eris let out a squeal of glee as she took Noah’s hand and they began to spin. They danced in the sky and in the Earth. They were in the night club’s of New York, the casino’s of Las Vegas, the sounds of every opera singer, the crack and bang of the lightning rained down upon the mortal world. In the rays of the sun and the energies of a cosmic storm and the lights of the ever fading stars.
      “How does it feel?” Eris asked as she dipped and he brought her back up and they spun again, on top of the Golden Gate Bridge. “How does it feel to be free?”

  • Agent RB

    Who wants to break space into tiny little prices with me? 🙂
    It’s quite fun actually!
    *holds up peice of black glass with stars twinkling on it*
    This sucker took me forever to pry off the universesal wall
    *points to a radiant vortex in the sky*
    See, that’s where I pulled it off from
    You can get you own shard if you want…

    RB

    • Hatter MT

      Why do I always call weird people my friend? *grabs the piece of glass from Noah and puts it back* now stop doing that Noah it might end up being dangerous

      • Agent RB

        When is anything I ever do dangerous?
        *sets a group of babies down next to a portal to the underworld while he prepares their milk*
        Now if you’ll excuse me I’d like to get back to my Verry successful babysitting service…

        RB

        • Hatter MT

          Noah you might want to close that portal, your proving my point again

          • *Begins slowly dumping interns into the portal looking at the babies.* Hey, are these ripe enough to be interns yet? Eh, whatever. *Throws the wheelbarrow into the portal as well.* And now to get rid of that ugly skeleton in my closet.

            • Hail Reaper,

              Thanks for keeping on but really I must register my distress at your treatment of interns. Isn’t it enough they work for long hours for little or no pay? What did they ever do to you anyway? You can’t tell me they were all on your list…

              Seth

              • Hail Seth,

                While they were indeed not on my list, this is how reapers recruit interns. It’s 1 part soul harvesting. 2 parts soul summoning. The wheelbarrow is more for the erm, leftovers so to speak. Most of our interns didn’t have friends, family, or even money to buy themselves a burial. They get to be ghost interns, or Ghost-Terns as I like to call them, and I get peanut butter soda, and coffee whenever I want. The hard part is finding a way to sustain them…

                Oh hey, while I got you. When will the next monstrometer report come out? You know what great granny Reaper said; don’t let a piece of geletanious blob monster get you down. :mrgreen:

                Reaper

                • Agent RB

                  Penut butter soda?
                  Im not even going to ask.
                  oh and you know the old women who bakes cookies down here?
                  she has just submitted her two weeks notice.
                  she will be leaving the corps for retirement soon and i have been thinking about planning her a farewell party. would you like to help.
                  i heard she is off to follow her dream of becomeing the supreme empress of the 233rd oblivion of souls.
                  So what color steamers should we get?

                  RB

  • Agent RB

    I just stole santa clause. The old man refuses to grant me my wishes!
    *turns to santa* 😈
    Give me you power dark one! 👿
    *blasts lightning at santa* 😈
    Give it to me now! 👿
    *continues* 😈

    RB

    • Lilith

      Lilith looks at Noah in disbelief and fear. “Kringle?” She bites her lip. “Oh no, oh HELL no I am not dealing with this. When the winter solstice hits and he gets his power I’m gonna keep my head down, especially after this”

    • I am returned. And good news… I am no longer under my curse. Now I can go back to my plan before Hades forced me into hard labor. Taking over the universe using my fire magic. *Matrix smiles serenely* Finally… The wind on my face…

  • tim

    Do you have any thing on a strange white powder on a small strange plant?it’s important.please make a monstermeter for android phones please.

  • jellyfish girl

    Hai people (or whoever you are)I am a human. (Obviously)But i love supernatural stuff.I came across this website to learn more. that’s all I have to say….

  • Assanjin

    Humans are not all bad, some are great heroes, Gandhi, Mother Teresa, Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King Jr., Confucius, Mark Twain, Sid Gautama, Hotei, Albert Einstein, Steven Hawking, Edgar Allan Poe, Rosa Parks, Amelia Aerheart, Eugenio Maria de Hostos, Hayao Miyasaki, Plato, Socrates, Lucrecio, Pitagoras, Aristoteles, Julia de Burgos and quite a few others. They did not need supernatural power or any special circumstances, they defined eras, changed the perspectives of those around the world, introduced them to worlds beyond imagining, changed the worlds of literature and poetry as we know it, set human understanding, mathematics, science and philosophy to new heights and increased the awareness, compassion and well being of people from all around the world. Except for Poe, who frightened an entire generation and still does to this day and you gotta respect that. And Saint Nicholas, who in the simple act of giving wooden carvings of animals to young Russian children who were poor gave them joy and hope for likely the very first time in their lives. These beings deserve admiration, for their lives, their endeavours, their struggles, their victories and their accomplishments. For courage brothers and sisters is not having no fear but facing it with your head held high, any person can achieve enlightenment, can achieve great strength, can achieve greatness and can achieve great compassion. Not everyone can do great things, but we make anything great if we do even the smallest things with great love.

  • Haley

    Hello Everyone, as you can see I am Haley. Some of you may remember me or you may not. It doesn’t matter either way. Kole finally convinced me to join this site. Anything you would like to know just ask.

    • powerwolf345

      i would like to know the ways of a werewolf so i can learn them

    • Mr. Mutt

      Remember? That implies you’ve been here before. Currently I am the oldest survivor of the site, although admittedly I have had large and noticeable abscenses. When were you on this site previously?

      • Haley

        Sorry, poor word choice on my part. I was never an actual member of the site, but I did act as a messenger for Kole a few years back. She’d been trying to convince me to join since then.

      • Akantha

        To be fair mutt I wouldn’t be surprised if you did not remember her. The site was going through alot.. Zs trouble with existing, Bebes memory, Damien… there was quite a bit going on.

  • Catveena

    we fey love our humans once you crush their will they become awesome slaves .

  • Timmy

    Is this all real or is it all pretend ? Do these creatures really exist ? How come I never see any proof? Can someone present me with proof that this is real a picture to prove that this is real.thank you just need to know if this is really real

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