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YOU MAY BE DEALING WITH A GHOST
First, the good news. Ghosts are not ALL malevolent, grudge-filled spirits of children who have suffered an untimely abuse-death.
The bad news? Some of them are.
Is your apparition one of those snarly spooks with a vengeful agenda? Or just a harmless haunter with some small unfinished business, like a half-eaten sandwich or a plant that needs watering?
Obviously you don’t need me to tell you how to know the difference. When your bathroom walls bleed and/or your closet growls at you, safe to say it’s a nasty ghosty – no further research required. Do NOT investigate! For the love of dog do NOT go down those stairs or up those stairs or through that door, into those trees or watch the DVD marked DO NOT WATCH. You get the picture.
Problem is, sending your spectral friend back into The Light, does require a bit of research. The key here is SAFE research:
1. If you’re already on speaking terms with your spook, try asking her very politely to spill her story. Then just listen helpfully. Never judge or minimize her eternal pain. Above all this means NOT trying to trump her tale of woe with a better one of your own, ie: no, “Oh that’s nothing, one time MY mom did this…” No matter how boring or convoluted her story gets.
2. If your ghost is less articulate, you will have to work a little harder. Start by researching your building, the builder, its former inhabitants, for example:
- Google your address for any mysterious news reports.
- Find the names of former inhabitants and search them.
- Contact your city or town for info about the property developer.
Talk to your neighbors; it’s possible that your ghost been contacting others. If so don’t be offended. While arguably it makes you a little less special, it could save your life one day. When these neighbors start disappearing, you know it’s Plan B-gone time!
3. Once you have a rough understanding of his ghostly agenda, propose some possible ways you can help him achieve lasting peace. This could be through the proper burial of his remains, the feeding of his beloved dogs, the prosecution of his earthly abuser or just the ultimate destruction of civilization as we know it.
4. When nothing else seems to work, you could be dealing with a ghost who is not vengeful or helpful or busy or reluctant but one who is simply lost. Understand, post-mortem eyesight is far less sensitive to light – an excellent adaptation for those glowy heavenly environs but an impediment to actually finding one’s way there.
This explains why they sometimes get trapped in artificial light sources like TVs and DVDs, computers and photo flashes. To prevent these luminous mistakes, try wrapping all distracting artificial light sources in your home with red caution tape and leave the window open. If your ghost needs better directions than that, try drawing a map with arrows on the wall to clearly indicate the direction and distance to the nearest heavenly light source.
5. If you have one of those ghosts trapped in an old mirror or another shiny old object, you need to follow safe disposal protocol. Call before you dig! If you don’t know a good ghostbuster in your neighbourhood, do your research! Some things have to be incinerated while others call for a midnight burial in a symbolic location. You can’t just put that haunted mirror in the dumpster!
If The Ghost is You…
First and foremost, don’t despair! Try thinking of yourself as not so much dead, but just corporeally challenged. Sure you may have trouble being seen and not heard, but think of all the perks. You can blink in and out of uncomfortable situations and even hunt down the person(s) who killed you and suck their souls into a secure container for all eternity.
Remember you can always practice incorporeality tricks like running cold water over your hands to re-manifest your old self. Just please, don’t douse yourself in sand or blood. I can’t stress this enough. Sure it’s dramatic, but there are better ways to wake up those phantom limbs. Practice in the mirror until you can manifest your body anywhere, without any external touch cues. Why do you think ghosts are always appearing in mirrors anyway?
One thing to be aware of however, there’s no such thing as a lazy ghost. Unfortunately, unlike vampires or immortals who can choose to loiter for all eternity, your ghosthood comes with a price, normally an important job or mission you will be forced to perform. You may be a banshee soul hunter or a reaper or just a generic grudge keeper but in any case, whatever you are, get ready for a busy and exciting afterlife!
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
I believe I’m living in a haunted area.
We have recently been hearing crying during the night. It varies from 10 pm to even midnightish. The Sister in law to our landlord said that where we’re living used to be a native american burial ground. Just last night I went to turn the lights off, I swear I thought I saw a tealish orb of light fly at me. That got my heart pounding as I turned the light back on, looking around frantically. Then when I turned it back off and went into bed, about 20 minutes later I could’ve sworn I saw a face looking at me but vanished as soon as I looked up.
Hail Heather,
Hi. I hope that you are keeping on keeping on. Is there any update to this this spectral situation. Is it still occurring?
Ancient aboriginal burial grounds are a hotbed of hauntings and often but not always the cause of ghostly complaints. I suspect it’s no accident this happens in your house, always around the same time. Does it always involve the same room? Have you inspected the closets for clues? Get a good flashlight and take it into the closet. Shine it up as high and as low as you can, looking for clues, marks on the wall, anything.
Also do you recall anything about the face you saw?
Seth
Maybe it’s a werewolf ghost cause of the Indian part
Seth i saw a youtube video about a ghost this guy is asking for help. Go to youtube and look for markapsolon on youtube he need help bad!
Hail larkolycan,
Welcome back and thanks for the tip. I sent him a link to download the Monstrometer and a link to the Ghosts page. Hopefully he will be able to use that to help him survive. I haven’t hear back from him yet but I am still going to put you down for a life saved.
How have things been with you?
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Well things have been great and damion… well he is the interesting one. He has no heart bet and he has a scar where his heart should be. The most interesting part is what he.said.
Hail larkolycan,
Glad to hear that things have been great with you.
Heartless!?! That doesn’t sound good… you need a heart to live. So what did damion say?
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
P.S. Have you made any more zombie videos?
… he said… that hearts remind others of love… his heart reminds him of his time.of death…
Hail larkolycan,
Hmmm… that is pretty cryptic. I am going to try to do some research and see what I can find out about this. In the meantime if you have any more information that might help shed some light onto this mystery then please let me know.
Keep on keeping on.
Seht
I’ll see what i can find but I’ve relized i have never seen his parents… and his right eye is always wrapped in bandages… i haven’t seen damion around lately I’m gonna go see if i can find him… hes most likely at a cemetary. I will report back in a few weeks to months till then. Wish me luck.
One of my closest friends is the ghost of a kitsune. He knocks on my bed at night. But, however, because I am a werewolf and he is a kitsune, bad luck is always what we get. The werewolf hunters are getting closer, and the kitsune ghost is being pursued by evil spirits. Also someone nearby has a ghost problem. He managed to snap a photo of a ghostly face. Shadow Wolf, over and out.
Hail Shadow Wolf,
Thanks for stopping in with this ethereal update. Just to clarify, what kind of WW hunters are after you? Are they werewolves who are hunters because you are hanging out with a Kitsune? Or hunters who hunt werewolves either for sport or business or out of fear?
There is a survivor here on the site, goes by the name of “Supreme Fire,” who has been known to channel kitsune spirits. I will try sending him to your post and see if he would help you communicate with your Kitsune friend. However I don’t know if it will work. The channeling seems to take a toll on him. In any event, you could try talking to your ghostly kitsune friend. Can he talk? Or just with knocks on the bed?
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
You have ghost busters in your area don’t you. Details! I need to meet you merry little friend.
Hello, and welcome to the site if you are here, fellow ghosts!
i think ppl misjudge ghosts. they think they want to haunt them but they rlly only want to go into the light. Many people are afraid and then shut them out. Forcing them to roam in thiis relm forever.
When a ghost comes to you with the problem of not being able to get into the light what are some ways you can help them. Usually when i say I cant help them they threaten me with haunting me for life, untimely death, or keeping me in this relm with them for eturnity. What do I do????
The time has come, I will raise all your deåd enemīes survivors! Prepare for your own dēaths.
Can u rise dad?
Your father isn’t dēad bråt.
No don’t why why why ???????????????????
Why not?
Thats not right pepole will get hurt and thats bad.
That sounds excellent. It’s time to raise the first spirit.
Ice, stop taking lik that 2 taht pore lady!!!
Baine we have to stop him.
Quite brāt. Spirits walk amongst the living, reqeave your torn and broken flesh, Abstract the Devourer I Summon you!! *mist rises and begins to solidify*
Abstract isn’t deád.
His body was, I’m giving him a knew one. Why do you think he had to posses you?
Stop talking to my lady friend like that sir.
Larcus your here I really missed you. We have to stop him.
Larcus, get Z meet me at the Oregon Caves. I’ll try to get Stigma and Alex, we need to keep him from raising more dēad!!
I’m in big trouble if any are the ones that I have K”"lled.
Oh but of course dear, I’m raising everyone. Spirits walk amongst the living, reweave your torn and broken flesh Spark Firestone I Summon you! *mist rises*
Pathetic eviI. Just…pathetic.
Larcus I can’t stay there are spirits that will want me d3@d I have to hide.
I’ll stay by you Jessy.
Spirits walk amongst the living, reweave your torn and broken flesh Chaos child of Håtred I summon you. *mist rises*
I laugh at you.
(I appear behind Ice,grab him, and throw him to the floor, ruining his focus)
Spirits walk amongst the living, reweave your torn and broken flesh TK son of Bebe, I Summon you.
*misty form of Spark mutters, Alex is thrown across the caven* hmm your about five minutes ahead of reinforcements Alex. Wanted to be first in line to dīe I see.
I håte these caves, they remind me of when Abstract was useing them as a base. I’m almost to the center.
Oh Mr. Mutt… I’m so happy… I wish you luck on your quest to do whatever…
Spirits walk amongst the living, reweave your torn and broken flesh, father of the blood drinkers- *Mutt leaps in* NO!! *charges Ēvil* ATTACK!!!
Mutt?!
Okay. *charges the Ice-made-vessel*
*looks towards charging enemies* Freeze. *everyone is held in place* I have a lot of things to do and dealing with you imbecīles is not on my list.
You forgot me. (vanishes and reappears behind you and throws you down) I don’t have permission to kìll you. I would.
*eyes glow and I regain motion* I Wasn’t Made Master Without Reason. You Have Angered Me For The Last Time, ĒvíI. *Starts Shifting Forms*
*raises hand mist collects into an army of the dēād* it’s almost time…. Kīll them. *the deād charges.
*shakes off clothing as my transformation finishes. I only had enough time to change to anthro form* Bring It. You All Are My Servants And I Will Show You What Rebellion Has Brought Upon You.
Ha your to late. Now I’m invincible. *smoke begins to pour out of Ices mouth, it solidifies into a creature 20 feet tall with 3 faces, and 8 arms* you’ve given me enough time to assume my true form. So bring it on little monster.
*growl* let My Transformation Finish, And You’ll See How LITTLE I Am.
*turns to Mutt* Take Ice And Run!
Oh eviI, you remember what happens when you’re in your true form don’t you?
*looks at Stigma* you need time….*runs forward with the Sword of Light, jumps and stabs Ēvil in the chest.*
.
*Ēvil starts to laugh* do you think that can hurt me little Ice? *blade starts to heat up*
Me: NO!!! *grabs Ice throws him out of the way, the sword explodes*
Ēvil: come on Zathre! Show yourself!
Why would I do that? You know I’m close but you can’t see me, you know what I’m capable of, yet you don’t know what I’m going to do.
Admit it, you’re worried, I can smell it.
*takes deep breath and transformation resumes*
Ēvil: fine, I’ll kīll him then *points to the Master* and you can do nothing to me!
S-Sa-Says Y-You! *Collapses While Spikes Start Growing As Well As My Muscles Start Bulging* NGH!
HEY! as long as im here no one is getting killed!
HEY! as long as im here no one is getting k!lled! 3vil excluded.
Yes says me *snaps off a stagtite and throws it at the Master*
3vil, how long do you think you would fare against cerberus?
*it hits me, but bounces right off. I am well over fourteen feet now, and still growing.* I WAS HOPING FOR A CHALLENGE. *Staggers To My Feet* ARE YOU A CHALLENGE?
Very well actually, heal boy.
did you truly think he would listen to you? he knows who his master is. cerberus attack Ice *Cercerus charges toward Ice growling*
Bring it on.
*Collapses Again* GRRRRR… No One Has Ever Seen This Form Before… So That Means You’re The First!!!*Hits The Twenty Foot Mark* AAAAAHHHhh…. *Starts Panting* IT HURTS SO DAMN MUCH!!!!
*clenches fist, Cereburus turns to dust* I am Ēvil. You can’t defeat me!!
you will pay for that 3vil!
*draws a stygian iron katana*
*more deād rise* I can keep on bringing more and more, and nothing can stop me!
I CAN!! *Èvíł Looks Up, Too Late To Realize That My Transformation Is Finished And I Ram Into Him, Impaling Him With My Spikes*
I’m a daughter of hades and this is what you put me up against.
Laughs, Ha! I’m done here, I’ve risen my minions now it’s time to leave*pushes Master off and stands* why am I still here? ZANTHRE!!!!
* pulls out a small imperial gold dagger* oh artemis please let this work… *throws the dagger at Ice*
I’m not in Ices body you…. *looks towards Ice dagger protrudes from his chest, light glows around it and suddenly blasts energy into Ēvil* ahgh!!!
OH NO YOU DON’T. *Gets Up And Starts Biting ÉvíI’s Head* GGGRRRRAAAAGGGHH!!!
tell me the master, does 3vil taste as horrid as he acts?
*unleashes a blast of black energy* you can’t kīll me! I am Ēvil!!
EVEN WORSE. *Applies More Bite Force*
*Smiles* YOU THAT THAT WAS MEANT TO K!LL?! *Lets Go And Charges Up A Red Blast Of Energy*
*Smiles Menacingly* I’M ONLY PLAYING WITH YOU! *Lets Go And Charges Up A Red Blast Of Energy*
Ice: Stigma….. Unleash your energy at the floor….
*Roars Loudly And Smashes The Floor With My Arms*
*Ēvil looks at the cracks* no….. That’s not possible!! *Ēvil begins to turn to dust and gets sucked into the cracks* Noooo!!!!!! *cracks seal*
Ēvil was sucked into the pandorica….. Stinken mod *looks down at shrapenel in chest* that’s not…. *eyes close*
…. Bad idea! The cave will… Cave in! It’s already starting! (Rumbling)
MUTT?! NOOOOO!!! *Collapses Onto Knees Next To Mutt And Starts Breathing Blue Vapor Onto Him*
*smiles weakly* get out while you still can Stigma…. I’m…. I’m boned *body shimmers and turns to shadows*
YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY THAT EASY? WELL, I’M NOT LETTING YOU! *Gives A Defeaning Roar, And Digs Claws Into Ground* I’M NOT LETTING YOU!!! *PICKS UP AND THROWS THE RUBBLE. HARD.*
MUTT!!! MUTT!!! *SHIFTS BAck and cries* Mutt… *howls sorrowfully*
Stigma, we need to get out!!!! If you want to honor Mutt then make sure he didn’t dīe in vain!!! This battle isn’t over yet!
Ice… *howls mournfully*
Imbeciles?! They aren’t imbeciles! YOU ARE!!! *Comes down on you, catching you by the neck*
All I have to say is “wow!” Let me heal you guys up. *releases green vapor over the group*
I wonder if Évil us truly dead this time…
If he is, then we have a lot less to worry about. To be honest, I think the only way to make sure Evil is dead is to make sure his soul is destroyed. I’d do it myself but I’ve never dealt with this much raw power before.
Question. If Evil was sucked into this “Pandorica” as athe Master said, woukdn’t he just be in another place? I mean he’d probably be in a different form, but still.
Ēvil isn’t dēad. He’s been trapped inside a pandorica that Mutt put down there a long time ago. But we still have an issue. While Ēvil was free, he had children.
What?! That’s crazy! *appears out of the shadows* with who, and what kind of gruesome being did they create?!
I’m not sure but two names kept on popping into his mind. Susan, and Nightshade.
Where are they now?
… That’s mutt’s kids…
I’m leaving. All you people do is bring dēath, first The One, now Mutt, and your talking about kīlling my children?! They were Mutts children, no one elses. If you try to follow or find me I’ll kīll you.
Ofilia, Mutt died in my hands. How the HELL do you think I feel?! He was like a brother to me…
Are we sure we’re talking about the same kids? Maybe he was thinking about killing Susan and Nightshade while he was alive and we just got confused.
I hope so.
I’m here for you Ofilia if you need help with the kids or need some mother’s advice just ask….
U guys against ice?*an army of 6 billion werewolfs come 2 guard the cave.*i can help u.this is 1 squad out of 600.
Read the date prince. This battle was fought and over way before you even cane to the site.
Grrrrrrr….r u vampire…snowman?
Listen ice,2 days from now I will be king.i WILL make friends w u.im not evil,capish????u hav done sins.and u no it.im not mean not evil,I WANT 2 BE ON YOUR SIDE.
U guys,if ice is still alive,then mutt is probably not dead,just weak.
A few mints back me and five different pepole went in to the forest by my house to do a Blair witch progect rip off and we almost felt if there was a third person in the group and we went in to an old saw milk in the centre of lots of over growth and there’s a tunnel or priest hole some where there and we got lost and only three or us got out into the forest a week later I saw the boys we had lost they said the floor colasped beneath them and fell into an old tunnel and it took them out in to an old pub that they broke their way out of that was all they said but they looked as if they saw things there they looked scared just talking about it I heard they moved to Seattle so that’s a way to go from the uk to America what do you think seth
Hello seth I heard about you through a werewolf freind of mine I was hoping you could help me I am a ghost but I`m trapped in the computer do you have advice on how to get out? thanks castaway
Welcome to the site Castaway! Just how exactly did you manage to get stuck in a computer? I might be able to help you find an exit. What kind of computer is it?
Talk about cyber ghosting, Hail Castawayghost! I’ve been in a situation fairly similar, there should be a command file somewhere, if you find it, you should manage to find a list of commands, from there you’ll need find a clearing command (clear cache), the computer should then just sweep you out. Don’t worry about being erased, since you’re a ghost there’s no permanent way to delete you by means of computer.
How did you get in a similar situation? How does anyone get in this situation!?
Well, when I created my Z.A.I system (which I’m currently using), I was trying to make sure that everything was working properly….
Ahhh… I see now
The things you mortals use as a substitute for magic. Computers are a technological form of a scrying glass or astral form.
Being an angelic, cyborg, ghost, dragon, I’m not sure I agree with that too much, but I’ve used both magic and technology before, perhaps to the right person you may be right though.
Magic is quite medieval. But that being said, you are forced to use technology. You are half robot.
Well, not exactly forced… There’s ways to be rid of this side, not that I would ever consider any.
Thank you for all the help guys I am officially out of the computer!
That’s good to hear.
Is it weird to suddenly have spirits trying to contact you? Because I have at least five at my house (Helena, Dustin, Patty, Robyn and 2, whom I posted about in the demon section)
my house is haunted the people there is ben,nick,sheb,july,jeff,ackmed,and carrie carrie is the mean one she almost KILLED me!
I don’t know what to do I don’t now if this is a ghost or a demon. Every night I hear foot steps up and down the stairs, at around 10pm, somtimes the room that i am in will be eather cold or extremly warm. tonight I got realy angry because what ever it is made something fall in the kitchen I got spooked and told it to f**k off this made it realy angry because the hallway got pitch black the light went out and I heard foot steps toward me and then intence heat, poor choice of words.and at 2:10 every night I wake up to ether being to hot or realy cold and then my bed creeks. I wish it would stop and I think it’s realy angry at me I am realy scared. I recorded a video and only got a staticy voice could not understand it.
Well free wolf, it’s your fault for making it mad. It probobly didn’t mean to knock something over, how would you feel if you were dead, you knocked something over by accident, and then someone cursed at you for no reason? Exactly
I have this weird abilityish kinda thing with ghosts. When ever I see one — and it has to be completly for real — my eyes get watery and my hands are skittish.
I have this weird abilityish kinda thing with ghosts. When ever I see one — and it has to be completly for real — my eyes get watery and my hands are skittish.
Being a Ghost Werewolf I talk to ghosts a lot but how do I help one with no set goal she’s changing it all the time. So how do I help her?
Hey so I have a problem with this “man in black” I call him he watches me in the night. I can feel it, his frustration, his anger, his sadness, and he for some reason wanted to come to me . I don’t know why, he keeps on getting closer every time I start to think about why is he here? what is he going to do? Is he incubus? Why me? What does he want from me? I hear silent screams in the night I just roll over and try to go to sleep but I can’t. Sometimes I wonder why do spirits want me. Spirits follow me everywhere I go there’s that woman who died in a 1924 train crash, there’s a little boy and a little girl. There’s that boy spirit who stroked my hair at William knight elementary school in Canby. I think he likes me, what should I do Seth??? Why do they keep going for me?? Why me??
Follow these tips if you want to well… Get away from Ghosty McGhost
•iron
•silver
•salt
•local church man ( pasture)
•prayers
•dont encourage negative energy
Hail ?wolf,
Thanks for helping out Half vamp here with a pretty solid ghost-busting supply list. What do you recommend she do with the iron?
I know for fairy portal protection you want to wear it on your person but how is it used for ghosts? Is it something you hang over your door? The door of your closet?
Have you ever tried the cherry pie solution to get them talking?
Seth
PS – Thanks for keeping on during that gruelling antelope hunt.
Ok, my idea for iron is demons. Demons- man in black- sound familiar?
Do you have anything that brings the paranormal to like you more than other people. Im great at finding ghosts but not expert on the subject of what attracts them. Do you wear anything they might hate so much that they are coming to try to destroy it? IF YOU DO, TAKE IT OFF AND USE IT AS BAIT!
The bored WW
?wolf
Hail Half vamp.
Another good point from ?wolf here. I would also add, do you have something they like? Also do you have an old mirror? As you probably know there have been recent reports here on the site about ghosts trapped by old mirrors, the ones with the silver backs.
Let me see if I can find that link. Here it is. Did you happen to buy a used mirror on e-bay? Have you checked the mirrors in your house?
Seth
Wolf I thaught you’re went crazy for muffins
Did you say MUFFINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES I SAID MUFFINS MUFFIN MUFFIN MUFFIN
my favorite kind of muffin is strawberry
The date for one of my comments is red why?
STRAWBERRY?!?!?! YOU DISGUST ME!!!! BLUEBERRY IS DA BOMB!!!
I think I saw one once. At least I think I did. You know how it is, you get away from the pack and all at daybreak before you all accidentally attack each other. Anyway, it was more a wisp then anything else, and lurked just beyond the edge of my vision, though I could never see it. It spoke in ghostly tones I could not hear and even now I wonder if I imagined it. I almost died that night, as it was then my pack was attacked and killed, and I was grateful I was not there to see as well as hear. Now I hope I will never see it again.
Ok. If your pack died, I would guess the ghost is real. But not if your pack is ghost wolves. I am just guessing.
Oh I know a way to know if it was real or not! When you saw/heard it, were you thinking about ghosts or spirits at the time? Or was it the last thing you could think of? If it was totally in the back of your mind, it was real. If not well… You might want to consult a phyciatrist (or however you spell it). Anyways, trust me, I’m a ghost WW, and the spirits in my house like me, well, half at least. I speak with and see them all the time. Seriously. It can get creepy. But, I guess that’s how it’s gotta be!
Guess I’m under this catagory.
I hear foot steps my dad sais it’s just the ac,but even when the acs off I still hear it,and my old dog used to bark alot in the house at night but she passed away.!!!???
So you feel it’s a ghost