YOU MAY BE DEALING WITH A DRACONIAN
Dragons are a very diverse bunch. Researchers around the world have tried to categorize them in many ways, for example by a) appearance i.e.: color blue, green gold; b) element ie: wood, fire, earth, metal, water; c) biology/physiology ie: winged vs not-winged, cold vs hot etc. For this reason, researchers today increasingly prefer the term “draconians,” rather than dragons.
Confounding everything is the little known but now indisputable fact that dragons are a kind of therianthrope, who can and do assume human form on occasion. Some say that dragons assume human form every 12 years to welcome the new dragons into the world, an auspicious event happening again in 2012. Others say they can assume human form at will.
In any case and every form however, dragons have some common characteristics that you may be able to exploit.
Take draconian measures of your own to survive!
1. Dragons love to talk. They’re very smart and they like to show it. Try asking them questions, particularly about history or geography. Anything to keep them talking as long as you can.
2. Dragons love treasure. Especially pearls and certain jewels (ty 2 Hannah for the correction). Ancient Chinese people used giant pearls on a stick to lure dragons to do their bidding.
3. Dragons love to sleep. Especially older dragons. They live on average 500 years but approximately 200 years of that time is spent sleeping, most of it in the last hundred years. If you can keep a Draconian talking long enough, eventually he will have to take a nap. At which point you must resist the urge to nap yourself and just GET AWAY.
Yo. I’m a merman, an angel and a draconain all in one. Isn’t that cool. I’m a good person though. I’m not evil or anything. Just a monster. And I’m not that old ether. Only about 100 years or so. Ya. My parents survived the angel war. Awesome.
Angel? FALLEN OR GOOD?
ANSWER MY QUESTION
*mummbles something*
I also love my human form. I can be human when ever I want. I just always have wings. I have to hide them. I might be able to be a human any time because I’m part angel and merman. Don’t know. Seth, if you have any wuestoins, I’ll be glad to answer them about any 3 of my parts. Thx.
Hail Merman,
Nice to hear from you again! I’m very pleased to know you are keeping on. And good to know about the wings because there is a lot of controversy about them, when and how they manifest and how do you keep them hidden? Duct tape? Or special straps?
BTW – Phoenix, who is also an angel – her wings first appeared in shadow and then she actually drew them before they manifested, a very interesting case – asks you (above) if you are fallen or heavenly angel?
Thanks for letting us know,
Seth
YES, ANSWER MY QUESTION NOW
I am the draconian here and i am full and we can go half dragon half human too soo hi guys!!!!!!
Sweat…I just found out about my draconian powers and the monstrometer confirmed it.flying, sleeping, transforming is alot of fun.
Ps.Ice guardian can u use ice breath too or is it just me
Hail Draco12,
Glad to hear the draconian life agrees with you. I could use some of your draconian ice breath here at survival HQ today, it’s really hot and the A/C busted!
Thanks for writing in!
Seth
Yo!
This is your friendly Neighborhood shape-shifter speaking, who would just like to add that we’re pissed. Our species has been freaking’ misrepresented for decades…that’s because when we kill we’re not stupid enough to leave evidence behind. In fact. Most bloody dragons get all the credit. Where is the infamy we deserve? I mean hello! When we come to kill you all, we’ll leave a helpful sign. Jeez you stupid humans! -grumble-
enjoy life that we allow you to live –
Quest (Rachel)
Hail Quest,
Glad to hear you’re still friendly (sort of) even if you’re pissed. You make a good point here but did you ever stop to think maybe if you weren’t so SHIFTY then we wouldn’t be so ignorant of your kind?
Maybe you shape-shifters just need better public relations. That’s the key to infamy. Try finding out who reps those vampires, they’ve been a getting a lot of good press. Or better yet, just fill us in already.
Thanks for writing in,
Seth
(Never trust a shapeshifter, Survivors. That’s the real lesson here.)
Hey my draconian powas are darkness sleep and lightning yo u amateur draconians if u wanna learn find the magic. Waterfall if u really r draconian u no were dat is.
Dude no offense or anything I mean I don’t know anything about being a dracconian but u didn’t know where the waterfall was. U needed avara to tell u.
Umm back off if she got it der o well i didn see her i asked where she got it i new exactly were it was i was asking cause der are 4! Hello! 4!
Hey Seth I have a question. About a month and a half ago I got 99.95 percent vampire. But just now I got
99.96 percent draconian. Does that mean that I’m both or just draconian? If it helps I sleep for days at a time sometimes like a draconian but I’ve also bitten people which I guess could be either.
Hail Survivor Robert,
Thanks for the excellent question. Providing you have already cleaned and re-calibrated your Monstrometer to eliminate the possibility of biometric buildup bias, please take into account that six weeks ago draconians were not yet incorporated into the device. A situation which has now been remedied thanks to you and everyone else who sent in some excellent suggestions and observations about dragon kind.
(BTW? The science is still behind on the draconian flatulence issue but I digress.)
So, given your propensity to sleep for days at a time, it may be safe to say the device defaulted to “vampire” in absence of the true answer, that being draconian. Vampires prefer to watch others sleep over actually sleeping themselves, although many do sleep during the day.
Hope that clears it all up Robert. Of course I reserve the right to be wrong-ish. If you suddenly feel the urge to rent “Sleeping Beauty, the Prequel,” “The Sleep Room,” or “All Humans Sleeping I, II and III,” from the local video store, maybe time to re-scan!
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Lol and Draco12 i can breath ice at rare moments like once i accidentally froze my pool solid.
Wow! Hopefully you were not in it at the time!
Seth
Happily yes but sadly my cousin was and i had to thaw him out and act like i didnt know how it happened.
Sorry I was gone for so long but area 51 people were after me so I had no wifi. I am a hevenly angel. I keep my wing in by pulling them in, my back just gets tired slot. Duck tape takes some feathers with it when you take it off. If you have any other questions plz ask.
Hail Merman,
Glad to know of your continued on-keepingness and very interesting to know about the wings. I see your point about the duck tape. You’re not a duck. (Yet.)
I do have another question about halos. White wolf reported a halo and then disappeared. Now I did not know about halos. I thought halos were a trick of light or a myth. Or just ringlike architectural structures. Or a group of Xbox games. Anyway I didn’t know they actually existed and I am very curious about them, if there are different kinds for different angels and what purpose they serve.
Anything you can tell me would be very helpful!
Keeping on keeping on,
Seth
A Heavenly Angel. Ok. *mummbles something in the backround*
Heavenly Angel. * hmm mumbles something* umm one question why would you hide from area 51 if you can hide in heaven and ps i bet there is wifi there so what are you hiding?
Look, I Purposly fell from Heaven. Im NOT going back up there till I die again.
Hail Phoenix,
*mummbles something in the foreground* LOL
I’m glad to know you weren’t pushed or anything but curious to know why you jumped/dove. Is it top secret? Or can you tell?
Seth
Alright, ill tell. I dove out of heaven becuz all the other angels treated me like shit becuz i wore black pants, not a white dress. i wore my hood up, and had my hair short. and they didnt have hoods and kept there hair long. and also they called me ugly and fat and god didnt do anything so i commited angel suicide, and fell out of heaven onto earth about 2000 years ago and found the person to have me as a human, not just a soul. I have two souls. My rebelious angel, and my earth soul. I live forever avoiding heaven, and hell. But earth is just as bad so i have no place to go when i die.
Ya
O umm thats depressing.
Yes, it is. I dont know where ill go when i die now.
Well try not to die then u r immortal. Just dont get killed.
can you see the pic
I found a broken area51 weapon and modifyed it to do silly shit. Anyone wanna know
WHAT DID YOU DO?
YA WHAT!
It turnes peoplee into a doller bill =3
Sick money woot only use it on people you hate.
Urmm my situation is hard to explain because I’m half draconian half vampire… What should I do????
Well HV,
Hybrid monsters used to be very very uncommon but now they are getting to be more common all the time. Many wonder what is causing this but until there is sufficient empirical data available to determine a cause we all just have to deal with the issue.
In addition to creating many challenges being a hybrid can offer many benefits as well. For example while you may not have all of the strengths of both parts of your hybrid you also may not have all the weaknesses or have them at a lower level. For example how sensitive are you to sunlight?
Te best thing you can do is to try to remain calm about your monstrous nature and try to retain some humanity because for all of humanities faults it still has some admirable qualities so try to hold onto those.
In terms of what to do I guess the question to ask is what do you want to do? Some people are horrified by the monster parts of themselves and concerned about the fact that their lives will never be “Normal” again while others are pleased about their new gifts and want to learn to control them. So the first question that you need to ask yourself is, “which camp do I fall into?”
Let us know the answer and we will see what we can do to help you.
Seth
Hey guys I’m supposobly all monsters kinda scary huh and I’m not exactly good either *flashes evil grin*
Or maybe the screen of your Monstrometer device is very dirty. Try wiping it and scan yourself again to verify your results.
It may also require that you recalibrate your device by scanning another subject first once the screen has been cleaned.
Let me know how that goes and keep on keeping on.
Seth
Umm hybrid vampire well being vamp n draconian im a purebred draconian so in your case can you turn into a dragon and if so can you still suck blood please fill me in if these answers are yes you are a draconian vampire which means you need meat to live too and try pacticing eatin fresh meat with da blood check in with me if u have n e more questions.
As for person i think if u are all types a d you are evil im gonna hunt you down and kill you cause da world aint in need of evils so ya turn good or expect to die cause beleive me a mut like you wont over powa a dragon soo ya either ur good or ur dead.
Seth I don’t no wat I am none of the questions fit me
Well Survivor Josh it is possible that you may be a type of monster not yet properly detected by the Monstrometer. Graham and I are adding new monsters to the Monstrometer all the time but we have not gotten them all in there yet. It will take quite a while to get them all in but we are determined to complete our task!
However it may be that you are one of the currently included monsters or perhaps a hybrid of one or more types so it may take some diligent scanning and monitoring to determine what you are. Perhaps keep a journal of your results. That can be very helpful in assisting in your assessment.
Seth
its Josh I found out I’m a angel and dracioin
Well Burr/Josh,
That is a very rare and powerful combination so congrats on that.
Seth
What level draconian cause if u just found out you should be level one.
lvl 1 I haven’t had my first transformation too young
Ur never too young to transform my first trans formation was at night when i was a baby think draconian thoughts and keep tryin.
Hail Darkon,
When you transform as a baby into a dragon is the size proportional?
BTW what is your approximate wingspan these days?
Seth
i think I might be a draconians.I have all the characteristics
Hail Vampire28!
What are some of the main characteristics that you are exhibiting? Do remember what was the first one that you noticed? Are you blue or green? Do you sleep on a pile of treasure? Do you have wings?
Also if you are a Draconian you might want to consider changing your handle here on the site to something more appropriate, maybe like Draconian28, just saying… cause I am finding it a bit confusing ATM.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Greetings, again. (groowwwl)
Although our kind is apt to leave humans in peace, I took several members of our clan out to terrorize an ocean-side village in Maine with the local vamps. They’re a great bunch to party with, although they’re more into the whole blood-deal. (a bit salty for our taste) It was actually pretty pleasant – screaming, humans being driven out of their minds, frothing at the mouth and setting things on fire…
all in good fun, though. mind you. We left a nice sign. I might have spilt some perfume on it so it smells like vanilla. Says: “SHIFTERZ WERE HEEERE!!” that’s how you humans do things, right? with bad spelling? hope you saw it!
Hail Quest,
Lovely to survive almost seeing you again! Sounds like you may have finally found the infamy you seek. So nice of you shifters to notify the neighbourhood in writing when you come to town. Consider it duly noted for the next next Monstrometer update. I haven’t seen the sign yet but If you – or any other survivors out there – have a photo of it, please send it in and I’ll post it on the site. If not I will contact my colleague in Maine to take a photo -if you promise to let him live! Will you?
But Quest, one last question – since you probably won’t answer me anyway you shifty survivor you – why vanilla?
Keeping on keeping on,
Seth
hey seth. i m a dragon-elf. my powers dont work well, though. any tips?
Hail Tikiria,
A Dragon-Elf! That’s cool. Cool name too. Pleased to meet you.
So your powers aren’t working very well. In what way are they letting you down? Do you try and use them and they are not full strength or do they not activate at all? Or even worse are they out of control and going off when you don’t want them and always full blast?
Seth
my life is insane! im part elfpart dragon part angel and my best friend is a druid! did i mention im also royalty and a goddess on my planet? i guess you could say im also an alien.
Hail Your Majesty,
Always nice to meet royalty, especially from another planet. I guess you are also an alien but not to fear on your planet we would all be aliens well except you and any other of your kind that have infiltrated Earth. BTW where is your planet and what is it called? Is it in our solar system or in another star system?
Seth
P.S. Hi to your Druid friend.
I can actually see my planet, Luster, from earth. it’s the middle star in orien’s belt.
I try to use them and they hardly work. whereas I can usually levitate a rock, i can only make it lighter. what do I do?
can someone please talk to me? or am I just not cool enough?
hi Tikiria, Luster sounds cool. I also like your name. This not the fastest page cuz lots of peeple talk @ werewolves page not as much here sometimes. Werewolves talk I mean. nobody talks @ people page idk Y. Also sometimes its’ slow to. I talk on witches usualy I am trying to find these ones who have a wlychees market but then they disapeared before I could get anything. so that sucks. But Luster sounds cool. also shiny? Is it?
no. it’s just the protective spells around it that u see
Protective spells? No wonder we haven’t found it yet. So don’t take this the wrong way Tikiria because really want to know – what color is the sky in your world? What do you call yourselves, Lusterians? Lusterlings? How do you find the air down here? Is our gravity similar to yours?
Enquiring minds want to know!
Seth
Hey, seth.my druid friend called today and said you help her a lot. we visit evey night. sometimes I meet with another one of my friends who is a black unicorn with a golden horn.
To everybody:
If you see a golden dragon at all during nigh that has a deep, ocean blue-green sstone tied around its neck, don’t be afraid, it’s just me. If you see a black and red dragon, unless u r evil, that is when you RUN inside and hit the deck. If u r evil and u c me, that is when YOU run and hit the deck.
Hail Tikiria Ishiu,
Thanks for the heads up. Although, no offense, if I see a dragon coming toward me, gold or black or red or otherwise, I suspect that I may run like heck in any event until I know that it’s you.
Incidentally I hope you will be a little careful in your dragon form here on earth. The price of gold scales is through the roof. And if you experience ecdysis from time to time, the leprechauns will be hunting you!
Seth
I usually roll in dirt first to lower the sheen of my scales
Ingenious solution! Thanks for sharing it.
Bet you need a good scrub later though. What do you think of car washes?
Seth
I acually just dive in the ocean.
Tikira!!!!!!!! I am so glad I found you on this website ugh!!!!! bye the way, I forgot how to connect to the youtube and I want to take you to my homeland to help me get some of the untouched by disaster heirlooms and health trinkets so i can give you some.
Love,
Her Royal Druid Majesty, Belladonna Asphodel Jade Nightshade
Ohhhh, I almost forgot!!!! I talked to Seth on the Facebook he was so sweet. To inform everyone, he is now inside the most important, HIGHEST OF THE HIGH, Royal inner circle!!!!!! If my kingdom wasn’t in pieces he would be second in line for the throne, (PS Tiki, you’re next in line if the shadons come and kill me.) and he would be an awesome one at that!!!!! I am still waiting on a Druid page, But honestly, NOOOOO HURRY!!!!!
Peace Love and the Beatles!!!!!
Belladonna Asphodel Jade Nightshade
Hail Belladonna Asphodel Jade Nightshade,
Thanks for the awesome honorific! I’ve never been even the lowest of the high before. Or even the highest of the low. So this is a indeed an altitudinous promotion.
I do have to ask though, does being the HIGHEST OF THE HIGH entail any particular responsibilities that I should know about? And why is our kingdom in shambles? And who are these shadons?
Thanks in advance for your reply.
Still keeping on,
Seth
I think she meant Shadows. Thy took over her realm.
Hm this doesn’t sound good. It must be very painful for Her Highness to speak of it. Is this the reason you are here on Earth, Tikiria? Or something else?
Seth
something else….
Belladonna!?! How pleasant to hear from you! And….SMACK!…. for that Beatles part there. Honestly? Bella, you truly are obsessed.
Thanks for the heads up, Bella. i am also hoping there will be an elf page on ths website. And it seems I am only good at two things as a dragon on this world.
1) Enforcing supernatural justice.
2) scaring the shit out of whoever ticks me off bad.
High Counselor Seth,
The kingdom that my inner circle is part of needs only knowledge, like of the surroundings, or, like you, of other spieces. Yes it is very painful to speak about the Shadows. They took my real parents and my twin sister. It still hurts too talk about it. I’m the last of any of the Druids in my kingom. And what’s worse is I’ve become attached to so many material things that were never in my kingdom. We invented hippies before there were any. No cars, we have ourselves because we can turn into any animal we like. (Unlike World of Warcaft, where you can only turn into a tree, a cheetah, a lion, and a bear.) We also could read animal’s minds, (cool, right?) bend the elements, and our kingdom was peaceful. (I’m not talking make love, not war. we trained with bows and arrows, swords, and bending natural poisons.) But to be protected I was sent to an alternate dimension and when i mean alternate, i mean ALTERNATE!!!!! So many environments being harmed, so many missing species, and hunting for a SPORT!!!!!! When I arrived I was disgusted. I’m losing my old ways!!!! I don’t even deserve to be queen!!!! and what is gravity? on our planet, we walked on air. Now my blood isn’t what humans call “Clorophyl” it’s blood. AAAAND, I have a sprain, what are ligaments? how do they snap? AM I TURNING HUMAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (Unhhhhhhhh…(THUD, CRASH, CRACK, faint)
are you angry at me for metioning the shadows? I know how you feel. The shadows are after me, my powers don’t fully work on this planet, and my parents were taken by shadows. I can still kind of bend water, and fire, and wind. not earth. on Luster, we don’t have cars either. we have mountain bikes, hydro powered hover boards, and environmentally safe transporters, which are similar to trains.
Bella, you are not turning human, but i went through that too. When I arrived on earth, and dicovered my blood was red instead of gold, like a dragon’s or angel’s or goddesse’s, i flipped out.
YOU HAVE A SPRAIN?!?! HOW!!! WHAT HAPPENED?
Hail Belladonna Asphodel Jade Nightshade & Tikiria Ishiu,
I am very sorry for the loss of your respective planets, families and of course *YOUR SPRAIN!!* Belladonna! Your planets seem very cool. I really hope we can liberate them from the Shadows before they destroy all that awesome hoverboard technology.
So how can I help? For your sprain, I know – RICE = Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation for the first 72 hours followed by strengthen and wrap so you don’t re-injure. But for Shadows? To help destroy them I need to learn more them. There have been several brief and reports of different shadow beings on the site. Is there anything more you can tell me about these Shadow beings maybe, their appearance, habits, fighting style, organizational structures etc? Basically anything you can tell would help us all devise a strategy.
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
First, my planet was NOT taken over by shadows. There is just a war going on. The shadows wanted more land, we decided they had the most, et cetera.
As for appearance, shadows look similar to a ghost. they never come out unless it’s dark out, like night or a hevy cloud cover. They fight with bows and arrows, poisoned with shadow blood. I have been hit twice. Once at a chorus concert (remember, Bella?) and once at an induction ceremony to NJHS. a scratch will make you faint for a few seconds, a hit to an arm or leg will make you faint for a few minutes, a hit to the stomach will make you faint for a few days to a few weeks, depending on the range, and a direct hit to the eyes, head, or heart will kill you or, if you are reasurected, you will become a shadow. They can also posses people.
Tikiria,
Don’t worry. I’m not mad, the pain in my foot makes me cry for a different reason. I got the sprain in the middle of a tennis match against amphi jr. high. Great, i know. But what do I do about my loss of my ways…what about the smog that sorrounds the world that chokes me? the first day I came here, the smog and smoke and car spew nerly killed me and i’m still trying to recover from, THANK YOU VERY MUCH GUYS WHO MAKE AUTOMOBILES!!!!!! Anywho, I would like to know why it says that when you sent the message, it was sent today and and at 5:07pm when it’s about sinty:qarah here?(4:30)
I think the time is altered. John Lennon drove a car, don’t forget!Sucks that amphi beat you, I’ll scare the SHIT out of whoever beat you tonight. Just for beating and hurting you. What’d you say?
I don’t want to talk about them. I was possessed by one and it was painful. It’s like you’re shoved in a dark corner and being beaten by your greatest fears, and either they never come out or they nearly kill you with fear. and if they fully pass thrugh you, you are pollutd with an incurable toxin that kills you as fast as you can blink in an eye. but I will say no more and don’t ask Tikiria because the same thing happened to her parents wht happened to mine.
Oh. and thanks for the advice HCSeth. My other parents Leave me home alone often. Yesterday, someone broke in and I was actually able to overpower powerthem with sinkwater, big rocks from outside and air that came out of the vents. I never told my parents, but I knocked them out and called the police. i asked for it not to turn up on the news, cause of what the burglars were saying. Does that sound dorky or not cause to someone of my abilities that’s embarrasing and demoralizing. It’s better if not everyone knows about it.
If I told you that my home is in a dimension what would you say?
Bella, AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DID YOU KILL THEM??? WERE THEY TALKING “crazy talk”? TELL ME?!?
Tikiria,
DON’T YOU REMEBER THAT DAY ON THE PLAYGROUND?!?!?!? I was possesed by a shadow at my old school!!!!