TOP THREE MYTHS ABOUT DEALING WITH DEMONS
(OR DAIMONS) :
MYTH #1: Saying “Bless You” when your friend sneezes will prevent demons entering his body.
CORRECTION: This can ONLY prevent English-speaking demons from entering his body! What about: “Gesunheit,” “A tes souhaites,” and “saúde?” You will never have time to cover them all. Demonologists are currently hard at work trying to find a universal demon-stopper word but until then it’s a crap shoot!
MYTH #2: Changing locations will NOT help.
CORRECTION – Changing locations can sometimes help. Depends what kind of demon or daimon you have. For instance, try leaving your demon at home with a baby, say your first-born son. They like that. If like me, you don’t happen to have one handy, your demon may be impatiently waiting around for you to produce one. Try gently explaining to your demon that you are trying your best to uphold your end of the bargain and how this kind of pressure is not helpful nor conducive to either of you fulfilling the terms of your deal.
Of course none of this helps if YOU are the first-born son. If so, you may want to start looking for a loophole – is your mom really your mom? Where was she on the day you were born? Work with her to make up a plausible alibi and ask to see the details of your demonic contract.
Also, let’s talk about elevators here. And escalators. Hellevators and Hellscalators. Basically any mechanical conveyance to waaaaay downstairs – if you know what I mean! Unlike angels, demons do not have functioning wings. And like many beings, they need a little help getting upstairs so to speak.
( Most demons are afflicted with one or more deadly sins – sloth for instance – and fun fact! – Hell fires actually burn on left over fast food grease.)
Anyway, point is, recent research now shows a full 73% of elevators and an unknown number of escalators may in fact be claimed by demons who make use of them as portals to enter our world. If you can identify these Hellevators, you may be able to make use of them to help you with your problem.
(Please do not make use of a hell elevator without the help of a qualified elevator technician. Ask to see his or her license!)
MYTH #3: Demons or daimons must be driven out.
CORRECTION – The matter of whether a demon needs to be driven anywhere is up for debate. The idea that demons are just trouble-making spirits looking for a lift out of Hell has been debunked many times. These days most demons seem pretty capable of driving themselves and make use of our modern conventions to operate portals into our world.
So maybe you need to make friends with your demon. Get to know them and let them get to know the real you. After all, it’s YOU they want. So take long walks together. Talk to your demon. Sing your favorite song over and over without accompaniment. Share the intimate minutia of your everyday life. Your every thought. What you ate today, how many trips to the bathroom, how that MEAN CLERK IGNORED YOU FOR, like, EVER!…
Watch as your demon learns to do the same. Ignore you forever that is.
Seriously though, new research by demonologists into the new field of “eudaimonics” which translates roughly as the study of inner demons, seems to indicate having a demon might not actually be so bad. Apparently the Greeks believed that each child was blessed with a personal demon or daimon who holds the key to the highest expression of his or her nature. This personal demon is believed to be the source of all personal knowledge and power in pursuits like the arts, physics and math. So learn to embrace your demon! Sure it’s hard. Sometimes they may cause you to projectile vomit and your head to spin around, but studies show if you can just get past that with your demon, it will be worth it. You and your demons can accomplish a lot if you just work together.
Of course if you and your daimon just can’t get along, you may need counselling or even a good separation procedure. I personally do not endorse exorcisms as I’ve never seen one that ended well. But don’t despair! While your average exorcist is probably a quack, there are qualified demon hunters out who know the locations and mechanisms of the demonic portals and how to operate them. A qualified demon hunter can contain your demon long enough to ship him or her away.
MYTH #3: Baby powder is a powerful demon deterrent.
CORRECTION: Only baby-powder huffers believe this. Demons and daimons love baby powder on their feet and even ah, OTHER parts. Putting baby powder on your bedroom floor is like asking a demon to dance.
~~~~~IF YOU ARE THE DEMON~~~~~
Well let’s say I know somebody – a friend let’s say, who has a supernatural survivalist show who REALLY wants to make more video episodes and who MAY be interested in making a deal. You know one of those riches and fortune type deals? (Not the supernatural musical skill kind – although that might be nice too.)
So if you’re not too busy signing contracts or whatnot, I hope you’ll contact me on the site and maybe we can work something out. I mean hopefully my friend can work something out with you…
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com
LOL but I might need some kind of help with this whole thing it’s kinda confusing for me. Dont everybody answer at once lol.
Ya know it was summer, it would be way faster for you to reply seth.
lol i meant if it was summer
Hail weredude1,
Why would it be faster in the summer? Because I could make Graham do it? I tried that last summer after he was done exams and he actually did one email and it stressed him out so much that he quit.
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
I think would be faster. ya know…not having to worry about all the things you humans have to deal with.
Btw pls read my previous message I still need sme help………unless u r speechless.
Thanks for keeping on, Weredude. You are correct I am little speechless. Mainly because it is my understanding that demons do not possess generative or creative powers only chaotic ones. Which is why they normally spend so much time and energy making sketchy deals with desperate humans. Not to mention why they have such difficulty closing doors and always leave them hanging open instead. So regardless of how much any individual demon may brag and try to take credit for your creation – even half of it – well I do think their words should be examined very closely.
So let’s start by examining the signs. Does your father have a red face? Does he have horns growing out of his head? Does he cheat when you play board games, like The Game of Life?
Seth
yes,yes, and yes.
especially cheating on board games part.
Hail weredude1,
Well this is an unfortunate but not insurmountable turn of events. First, the obvious, try to avoid the board games or if you must play them at least don’t bet on the outcome. With currency like your soul for instance. Second, try not to eat him. Pay particular attention to cribbing up right during your moons. Maybe enlist an angel friend, if you have one. However it’s important to never introduce any angels to your dad. By most accounts your dad used to be an angel, granted that was a long time ago, and he won’t appreciate their company. He’ll think you’re informing on him or worse that you’re taking a side in the war(s). Third, invest in some green light bulbs. The green lighting will offset his raging red complexion and might make him feel a little more calm at the same time.
Do you have any siblings or half-siblings that you know of?
Keep an eye on the situation Weredude and please us know how things are going. I’m betting a LOT of readers would like to know what it’s like to have the devil for a dad!
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
Well, he is very clear about destiny and what not. He doesnt really summon just to talk….usually it’s for business or important teachings about the new and old world that is and once was. Only once a year he visits….twice if it’s important.
Everything you hear about demons devouring souls is true….you can imagine the things I eat is a living hell. excuse the pun 🙂
Hail Weredude1,
Thanks for keeping on and for sharing your de-man diary. So what times of year does your flaming father visit you? And how exactly does he summon you? Doesn’t exactly sound like he picks up his cell phone…
And what does he tell you about the old and new worlds? Also do you have any siblings or half-siblings to share your pain?
And ah, what does he wear? Just curious. Like to cover up the horns on his head? Or does he even bother? What does he drive? Or does he drive?
If you have a few minutes, I hope you’ll fill us in.
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
PS – About that dinner invite… thanks but I just remembered I can’t. I have to ah…KEEP MY SOUL this week. Because I’m still hoping you know, for that deal… ? BTW have you asked your dad about that yet?
I visit during the beginning of the year and the end, and like I said before if it’s important more than twice. Honestly I couldnt even begin to explain the summoning….I have a hard time wrapping my head around it. I am not at liberty to say anything else. I’m sorry but he doesnt want….well… he said “any type of being to know anything about the past would be disgraceful.
For they are bellow us.Besides my son, they will know soon enough” as ironic as that sounds.
Hail Weredude,
Thanks for the cryptic reply. I see your dad’s pretty secretive. Fair enough there’s lots of angels on the site.
Twice a year – hey! I just realized that kind of makes sense. Like the Greeks & Celts describe in so may myths. Now I’m starting to believe you. Okay but how do you get there, to his place? And what’s it like there? What does your mom say about this?
C’mon you can tell us this much. Not like we could do anything about it.
Seth
Well it’s like a huge vacuum taking off your whole skin…only it’s your “true self that goes there” into (hell). Let’s just say It’s (hell) like all the most terrible things that you can imagine happen to you….only worse…..it’s the most unimaginable most cruelest…..place in existence. I’m just lucky to be family….what goes on there is remarkable to the likes of me……to you….it would be considered….brutally evil.I get treated like royalty there but I get dirty looks from time to time…..but what are you gonna do? I cant torture them (the souls of the damned) more than they already are…..well….maybe just a little. (K
Hail Weredude,
I guess you could say that SUCKS! No pun intended. Okay, some pun intended.
That must be SO hard for you. The dirty looks of the damned, I mean. So inconsiderate. I mean can’t they have a little sympathy for the boss’s son…
Seriously? You’re going to complain here about the dirty looks of the damned? Graham is telling me that I have to call an exorcist. Are you trying to force me to exorcise the whole demons page? Because I will. In fact I think I’ll start looking for one right now…
The only reason I’ve been keeping this page is because it’s written that your dad’s biggest fear is that his son will turn against him. For instance have you noticed how he keeps 75% of your proceeds? Do you think that’s fair Weredude?
Can anyone recommend a qualified exorcist? Or if you are a qualified exorcist, please send your resume.
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
It makes since. He doesn’t really respect me much as i do him.
demons get no love. What do you even call a son of the devil….
i guess you can call a son of the devil a “deman” LOL,
and also,(hopefully you read my input on draconions), is there some way to become a demon also seth?
thanks,
slade
Hail Slade,
Thanks for writing in and for the terminology. I’m getting to the draconian question but first while I’m here, re: becoming a demon. I’ve always been under the impression that demons are the result of a deal made between a human and a demon for a life and a soul in exchange for fame or fabulous wealth or a flaming new guitar. Such a deal would normally result in a human being enslaved to a demon during his or her lifetime and continuing after death when they would become lesser demons themselves. Unless somehow the deal could be reversed or declared null before that person’s death. However as you have already read above, Weredude is a de-man as you put it, half-blood progeny of the Numero Uno di Inferno himself. Who knew? Not me, that’s who.
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
I’ve looked around and through the internet and found nothing dude…….I’ve seen plenty of other half demons and their powers but nothing on my dad or any powers i get. I asked him once and he never replied he just gave me a wicked smile (in other words I might find out soon). If I don’t, please tell me.
Hail Weredude1,
Well I’d like to tell you but I just don’t know. Thing is that since demon spawn are so rare there is not really any statistically information available. You could potentially get a wide array of flamey powers or you might only get the ability to look a bit like a lobster after you spend some time in the sun (and perhaps a couple of stylish horns on your forehead).
Maybe try some experiments. Like lighting a candle with your eyeball. I mean like by staring at it intensely not by removing your eyeball, lighting it on fire and then using it to light the candle. Now I am not saying that wouldn’t work I just really don’t recommend it.
Honestly I have to say that I am surprised that you have not yet dis-integrated into a puddle of goo as the chaotic nature of demonic DNA does not usually mix well with human DNA to produce stable offspring. If you are lucky enough to be one of the rare stable offspring I hope that you will keep on keeping us posted about your search for information and your dad and also report back on your powers as they develop and once you get them that you will use them wisely.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
BTW I asked you a bunch of questions in this rely up here http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=614&cpage=5#comment-23575 got any answers?
well i thought weredude would like some answers but if not please tell me cause i dont want to bug him
Ummm one question I tell everybody that I sold my soul but that’s not true and I had a human mother and a demon father and I may be able to answer a few questions as long as u don’t tell my boss
feel free to shed some light
WHat do u want to no
Hello 666 ( or in japan 42-42-564 ) do you have any idea on how to become a demon? Please reply.
Yea but y do u want to no
Well one thing I can do is think of a place and I will be there in a second but I will be covered in fire like wen u first c my boss he does that to scare u and it scared the sh!@ out of me
I never asked but, can us demons summon things
I have never tried but I dont want to unless it goes rong
how could it go anymore wrong?
Ypou already are a demon….the worse you could summon is my dad……or so help us….leviathan. But he’s nice to me though….(i still get a glare every once in a while from him)
Well I tried and hold the music I caught the book on fire
Hahahaha it was so funny my mom came In and got freaked out
lol you should probably hold off on summoning for a while
I have to go I won’t be on all day I have to go to he’ll (fun little visit to my dad)
i think that i should get a huge kiss on the check and a huge hug i thought hell was getting better when i travel down there but it gets worse every time
ps weredude1 do u no what a scar on ur arm means when i went down there for the first time i got this black design on my arm that was a scar but it doesnt go away it just glows like crazy wen i go to hell
and my dad loved to see me i mean he only yelled at me the whole time talking about how i should be getting more souls and how ur dad will be very mad and summon me down there himself and not allow me to go back down to hell and i had my mom i ask a thousand questions about my father how hes doing am i fine did i meet any cute demons did i have fun in hell and all that stuff ugggggggggg i am so going to move out as soon as i can i may move in with Charlie or Justin
heheh those designs will reveal their secret soon enough believe me.My whole body has em(except my face).
What
What do u mean
What i meanis that it’s a symbol of the futre….like the name you gave yourself on here for instance.
hey do u look like a human or a demon
I HAVE to look human….otherwise i wouldnt be much of a crowd pleaser in the upcoming war.
Yea I wasn’t sure
Upcoming war? What the #£[[ do you mean?!?!
Secrets honey secrets 😈
What the #€[[ did you just call me honey?!?! I’m a freakin’ boy!!!
and im a gurl
whats ur point
News to me. Whats your email? I’ve never actually talked to anyone like me. Cambians are hard to come by.
I’m not giving out my email I’m sorry
lol cant hit on you on a comment section. 🙄
Hey Seth my great grand father was a demon any tips for those of us who are 1/16
Hail Kenneth,
Thanks for this report and for keeping on through that superfreakymoon. Re: being 1/16 demon, if the ancient Greeks are correct, the first thing to do is celebrate! Shhh quietly though – the demon is sleeping! It means that you will likely spend your life getting to know this demon and continually re-negotiating your relationship. A process which the Greeks liked to depict as chipping through layers of stone to a part of you that is solid gold. And Hollywood likes to depict with smoking holy water, flying vomit and spinning heads. Either way, might as well get started digging… what kind of demon was your great grandfather? The musical or mathmatical genius kind? Or another kind? Do you think his powers were the product of a supernatural deal made with a demon by one of his parents or relatives? If so do you know the terms or conditions of the deal ie: which descendants of his will be affected? Or any other conditions?
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
Or 1/8 watever
demons sound actualy preety cool
also how could i determin where my father is – hell or heaven
What do you mean when you say “hell or heaven”?
You dont know thoose places?
Hell- a place were bad people go, and were the devil is.
Heaven- a Place were good people go too. God lives there.
It’s complicated with my father
I never really knew him
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1. demons are assume
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Sorry I’m on an I phone so it’s hard to click reply
i know they are awesome. And you asked me of all people “do you even know what hell is”? You disgust me.
Well you know what
PIE IS GOOD
I’m ending this conversation
two camels in a tiny car!
attention all demons. Im declaring it national mischief day. It starts this friday. object of it is not to get caught, but wreak as much havoc as u can.
I don’t know what i am dealing with but i think there are 3 sorts of creatures in my house. I think maybe Demons,Ghosts and spirits.
I try them to set on tape but it is not working.I have a picture made of a ghost. but i don’t yet know what i need to do so…..
well, what exactly are u asking?
Hail Stef,
Thanks for this paranormal report! If it’s safe to send your picture I could have a look at it or we could post it on the site, possibly other survivors could give you a hand. It’s hard to know what to do until there’s more information.
For instance have you looked into the history of your house? Or checked deep inside closets, basements and attics for unusual objects and/or rotten food from a previous owner?
**NOTE** please do NOT investigate in the presence of unusual thumping, rattling or howling…
I hope you’ll keep us updated when it’s safe!
Thanks for keeping on,
Seth
Some demons are just misunderstood, some just wish to be home in heaven, but some are wicked and full of evil. If anything, i got the last one down packed.
Hail weredude1,
At risk of demonizing here, may I say that you have just displayed a certain degree of helpyness that many would even characterize as GOOD!
Now don’t be offended. It’s not your fault after all you are half-human.
Thanks for keeping on and for this insight into demon psychology.
Seth
Eck………I feel dirty now. 😈 Besides, I was thinking on giving up my humanity. I mean, in the future I’m going to enslave all sinners on earth and what not. I might as well prepare for something like that right? Btw I have a really interesting funny (to me anyway) story to tell.
Hail Weredude1,
Always happy to hear a really interesting funny story. Please do tell.
Seth
Well ya see…..I accidentally got my ex hit by a car. I kinda wished it sorta, and it happened. But it wasn’t by my hands of course, it was from one of her abusive exes (pushed her in front of a car). Don’t worry though, I wasn’t comepletly heartless, I literally made his life a living hell. But I laugh everytime I think about that. My friend never let’s me live it down. On an un-related note, I found a show that is very much like my life, it’s called reaper. Heck, even the main character is the son of the devil.(check it out)
Hail Weredude1,
Thanks for the tip re: your documentary series. What’s it like having your own show? Must be pretty cool. Did you get cast approval over the actor they hired to play you? Or do you play yourself? What about your dad? What’s the best part?
Also, Weredude, I just want point out that in your documentary series, you show a soul pact between your parents and the devil – as I first suggested to you when you arrive on this site claiming the devil as your father. So what’s the deal here, Weredude? Which audience is getting the truth? And why did you change the story?
Send us an update when you’re not too busy shooting your show.
Seth
there was some miscommunication somewhere in this conversation.
Hail weredude 1,
What miscommunication? You mean in regards to the vision of the show they make about your life called Reaper?
I’m just saying I can relate. It’s a tough business, making a documentary series. It was all I could do to get Graham and Sam to point the cameras in the right place. I would have thought it would be easier for you though. You know – powerful dad and all.
Keeping with the keeping on,
Seth
This may be random, but its hard to keep your cool with atheist as friends. you wanna tell them what you are, but again, they dont even believe in heaven or hell.
Hello seth I’ve been watching you 😈 AHAHAHAHA MWAHAHAH BUGAGAGA AND SO ON AND SO FORTH!!!!!!!
😉 hehe just kiddin. but i’ve been watching your vids and i wuz hopeing u could help me? ya see im a demon, cat demon to be exact, i have blue fur, brown hair, white wings (which the other demons keep mocking me about. IM NOT AN ANGEL OKAY!!!!??? 👿 ) sorry getting back on topic, i turened 13 which is the age im allowed to leave the demon realm and i must say i luv it here 😀 . i lived in an orphanage so i have no ties back there but, the stupid demon slayer keep chasing me. i barley even fight back and i just wanna hang here for a bit so why are they trying to send me back? IT’S NOT BLOODY FAIR!!!!!! STUPID STUPID STUPID!!!!! IF I EVER INCOUNTER THEM AGAIN I’LL HANG THEM WITH THEIR OWN INTESTINE MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! 😈 😈 😈 QDWFERTGYHUK666NIBUVYTAZMY666JKKGGHJKGHJKHJBPPOLAhwkHJKHGJGVJ666!. sorry somtime i just get a little bit too angry 😳 its a demon thing. so any ways i know i shouldnt stay here too long but i like it, should i really HAVE to go back? oh and could you give me some disguise tips? i have fur and wings so i dont really fit in. talk to me soon. im getting stir crazy
xoxoxo
evily yours
LUNA ECLIPSE 😈 hehe 😎
Hail Luna Eclipse,
THANKS FOR CHECKING IN AND KEEPING ON! <==== shouting in case you have returned to your realm. If you haven't, then welcome and pleased to meet you. I think. How long can you stay in this realm before you have to return? And how long can you stay there before they boot you out again? Do you have to do anything in particular here before they let you back? Or just hang out in a state o eudaimonium? As for not being discovered, you'll be happy to note that in this realm, most of us can't see you anyway. Well at least humans can't. Most other beings can't either. Your secret is safe with the zombies and sasquatches too. Most witches will be able to sense you but not see you 100%. I would watch out for the mermish and also some WW and vampire hybrids. Don't think you can disguise yourself from them. Maybe by wearing silver? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Meanwhile one important thing is to watch out for the happiness scientists. There's a whole bunch of them out there who think you demons are having so much fun you must hold they key to happiness. But I don't know how much fun it would be to be including in one of their eudaimonical studies so watch out! Above all keep on keeping on. Seth
srry no that it’s important or anything but my hair is not brown it’s purple 😳
I’d also be open to advice from my fellow sub-naturals (whatever the species). IM BORED!!!!!!!!!! 👿 👿 👿 👿
I6NEED6TO6GET6OUTA6HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! 😥 👿 😥 👿
hey Seth,
the other demons are happy to get rid of me and let me stay here, they couldn’t care less! but the demon slayers or ‘shadow hunters’ don’t want me here period! as for the disguise thing thanks for the info, the other demons had me freaked for nothing. Oh! one more thing, the happiness scientists well, I’m not to worried cause they’d have to catch me first 😉
xoxoxo
evily yours
Luna
Hail Luna Eclipse,
Glad to know yer keeping on in any realm. I’ve heard about these shadow hunters. I can’t guarantee there isn’t one on the site. Though I haven’t heard from any for a while. But in the immortal words of the Weredude1 who is probably too busy with the TV documentary show about his life to say it himself, “Demons don’t get no love.” How do you know the shadow hunters are after you?
Seth
I don’t usually do this, but I could give u protection.
awwww thanx weredude1 thats almost as sweet as butterfly blood
xoxoxo
evily yours,
Luna
Hey guys i don’t know if any of you are like me but………I’M A DEMON!!!!!! And please help me I just killed my host and I am freaking out Seth what do i do?? Please help me
Yo Seth
talk to you soon (as long as im not killed/returned to other relm)
pardon any typos but unfortunaly im typing with my left hand and tail because a stupid shadow hunter broke my arm. I’d try to heal it with one of my spells but im not very good yet and i dont feel like growing an extra limb again! Because they figured out where i lived i have had to move to a new location (cant tell u where in case they’re reading) as for demon’s get no love well i hope that weredude1 is wrong cause well, im not the only cat-demon who likes it here <3
xoxoxo
evily yours
Luna
she reflects the moon light
so dark and distant
yet bright and close
she is like the night
so quite and calm
and when need be loud and strong
the wind is like her
it is harsh and cold at times
but can bring great release
her touch is gentle
but brings sorrow and death
she is unmoving and emotionless
and yet she feels
the love of my life, created for sin
but knows only goodness and caring
her hair, violet fire
eyes blood rain red
Luna my darling
i love you so
-???
i found a note reading this on my door! isnt it sweet? i think its from this other demon named Bloody Night hes a cat demon like me i met him a while ago. OMG! im just so happy but how should i find out if it was him?
xoxoxo
evily yours
Luna
WOW ! luna eclipse that is one awesome poem , i really liked it , hey maybe bloody night has a crush on yo !!! 🙂 and yes yes find him but be careful with the shadow hunters or those dudes !
and he’s totally cute! <3 he has black and red fur, red eyes, red and black wing, he writes poetry, songs and stories and totally loves going for flies in the night sky *sigh* sooooo dreamy!!!! <3 but should i ask about the poem or just wait? URG! im so impatiant
Well i’m not an expert in boys ( demon boys in your case ) but i do know one thing , be patient and if you walk , fly by him ask but not like your totally into him just go with the flow and stay cool 😎 but if you can’t hold your emotions well give him a kiss and see what he thinks ( not the best idea ) but it helped my friend hannah with the boy she liked ! and your description of bloody night is pretty cute ! not trying to steal your demon ! go get him luna ! 😎
hi luna stuiped spell check dont werey i hate it to lol i have no idea wat the webiste is u told me wen we were wekin on the computers after school lol
dearest seth,
long time, sorry i’ve been gone so long (trying to straighten things out) in the time i’ve been gone i have figured out what kind of draconian i am, im a hybri onyx-emerald mix of draconian one of the strongest (strongest type at this time is accually almost extinct). its a weird mix because onyx stands for death and decay whilst emerald stands for nature and life…but to the point, the reason i posted this on the demon forum is because i’ve been with my demon friend (i’ve actyally sold part of my soul to him…dont worry, its the human half…) im at this time trying to practice elemental magiks. i was wondering if you could recommend some things to me, for instance, how to summon the elements. ill check up on my demon friend, make sure no ones hunting him ya know? im at this point ready to kill anyone that comes near me 😈 …but i wont because theres to many people and too little time…oh the reason is because satan was murdered…temporarily but still…for now ill just check up on my friend and see if he can teach me anything try to be safe seth
sicerely
slade (king of the crypt)
Hail Slade,
Thanks for checking in and keeping on! Last I heard you were traveling in search of elder dragons for training and transformation skills. Glad to hear you figured that out. You sound like a paradox dragon. As Hybri onyx-emerald, you MIGHT be half related to Tikiria M. Ishiu on the site. She is emerald. What’s the extinct kind anyway? Bet you’re glad to not be one of them. Do you need onyx and emeralds to survive or breathe fire or something? How much of it? How do you get it?
Unfortunately the only way that I know to summon the elements is to turn on the shower. And sometimes you pull the lever up and it still doesn’t work. So when you figure this out, please let me know. Maybe I could shower before I get out of bed….
Seth
PS – Is this friend by any chance the Weredude1?
Hey Seth about that first tip on demons if a human is haunted by a shadow demon like me we can track them down and trust me we’ll bee even more mad. hey luna eclipse does that also happen to cat demons?
well i dont really haunt i’m more of a mistief makers if you will, but more expierienced cat demons, of coarse! we can do pretty mu7ch every thing and anything (p.s arm and hand stuill healing sorryu for typo)
I think I’m getting a new power. I think it has something to do with persuasion.Also, Eclipse, in only a couple years of my life i’ve known not to trust anyone. Even my own father. Just be careful out there, hunters could use demons to get close to you.
Hail Weredude1,
Thanks for checking in. Glad to know you’re keeping on and thanks for the heads up re: your new power of persuasion. Probably pretty useful in your line of work. Can you tell us what happened to mark the arrival of this new power? How do you know that you have it?
Seth
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Hail vampire girl,
Are you currently experiencing a survival crisis of epic proportions. A werewolf encounter? Alien abduction? Or just immortality ennuie?
If so, please tell us about it. We’ve all been there, maybe we can help!
Above all keep on keeping on!
Seth
Well Seth, I just figured it out after I talked myself out of some big trouble that was extremely in excusable…..I can really tell u the crime but no punishment fit it 😈
Hey Seth,
how are you? i’ve been dodging the slayers for a while now and am proud to say that my arm has made a full recovery! me and Bloody Night have grown super close but he still hasn’t told me if the poem was from him >:( o well. Talk To You Soon
xoxoxo
evily yours,
Luna
Luna ! OMG !!! you and bloody night are like the perfect couple !!!!! :3 but remember what i told you stay calm and don’t do anything embarrassing ! trust me it’s way better if you don’t do something weird or freaky in front of a guy ! TAKE CARE and good luck with bloody night
hey seth,
i have noticed that your description for demons does not accuratly describe my species so, i think that you should make diffrent sections for the sub-species of demons (i can help with the cat demon section)
and i would love to congradulate you on updating your app!
xoxoxo
evily yours,
Luna
P.s sorry i havn’t been on much just to much drama between me and bloody (and no we’re not a couple…yet 😉
Hail Luna Eclipse,
Thanks for piping up and keeping on. I would appreciate any and all help with this page. On one hand there’s the weredude1 type who hails from a long tradition of netherworlders who are actually descended from the first fallen angel and who have talented part-human offspring just like angels. On the other hand there’s all those soul-bonded slave humans. On the other other hand, so we’re talking three hands here – yikes an alien – there’s these so-called Downworlders whose shadowy history I am just beginning to learn. So please do help me out with all the sub-species. Are there a lot of them? Where do they come from? How do they all fit together?
Thanks for keeping on. Sorry to hear about your dog day dramas. You’re in good company though. Seems like everyone is having them.
Seth
i am an angel but i know a demon like the back of my hand and nothing really suits the demons exept for the baby powder trying to make friends with your demon is like trying totouch my bottom, just aint gonna happen
myth 4, all yuo have to do is say god bless you in latin
sorry fer the wierd comment btw, it was the first thing that came to my head
Hail Quinlan,
Nihil est! No problem. First Thing in Head Saying or FTHS is a condition everybody experiences from time to time. More often if you’re me.
Deus tibi benedicas!
There. Just saved you from a demon. You’re welcome. Hope she wasn’t your friend!
Seth
Muahaha thank you
Btw, I am an angel, I don’t Make demons my friends
Aloha I’m back from my trip to england y’all
Hey quinlan demons aren’t that bad I’m one
Seth, is it possible to be the child of a demon and not get any powers at all? I swear my dad is a demon, but I haven’t gotten any powers yet, at least I think not.
Hail Hidden,
Thanks for checking in! I didn’t see you there for like, a week… so you really are hidden. That could be a shadow power right there. Anyway glad I finally found you. To answer your question, the heritability of most personality traits, is always highly qualified. Translation: yes it is definitely possible to NOT inherit demonic dna. It depends in part whether your dad inherited this himself from a deal-making ancestor or if he is one of those ambitious deal-maker types himself who more than likely made this deal after you were born. To determine this, you need to ask, what makes you suspect he is part demon? Is he a driven genius in math, physics, music? Is he afraid of pins? Has he always been like this? Or did his behavior change at a certain point?
Keep on keeping on,
Seth