*Unplug Immediately – Go off grid – cease all electronic communication.
*Stop talking entirely. Remember cyborgs can read your lips. And those that can’t do it yet are learning from you all the time.
*Use alternate strategies to communicate with friends and family, think: pigeons, SOS signals, smoke signals.
*Magnetic jewelry will scramble any transmissions you are unwittingly sending. Find stylish options online or right here during cyborg month.
*If your name is Sarah Connor, consider changing it.
*Consider investing in protective gear like a “She’s Sarah Connor —>” t-shirt.
~~~IF THE CYBORG IS YOU!~~~
Well then, er greetings to you my new Overlord. Here’s a few hints for dealing with us inferior beings:
*Be aware that others may be intimidated by your prodigious processing powers even when your intentions are good. Find a reliable joke utility to set others at ease.
*Invest in a good skin job! This may seem like a lot of hassle when you would be perfectly happy to go around in nothing but a gleaming hyperalloy endoskeleton but trust me. The time you spend grooming that living-tissue overlay will pay off for you in terms of “soft power.” It’s all about face time with others. And no just a face is not enough! A disembodied face overlay is almost worse than nothing at all.
*Two words: speech therapy. True, most cyborgs can write circles around the rest of us, but for some reason this never applies to their speech patterns. A good speech therapist can help you find the idiot in your idiom so you can jazz up those short declarative sentences with the some elliptical emotes and vernacular verbiage.
-Protect your power source! If cyborg’s have one vulnerability, this is it. Are you running on hydrogen fuel cells? Solar? Or geothermal? Be aware of the pros and cons of each. Before deciding on one, consider your downtime safety requirements along with worst-case disaster scenarios.
The word com in my above comment currently in moderation should be come not com. As in how come, not how com. How come as in for what reason. I am beggining to wonder how come I am so calm when all of the past several comments are all under moderation.
So I am a daughter of Apollo, my BFF on of Aphrodite. The thing is, my PE teacher is a monster. We KNOW it. But we can’t find out what monster. That’s what I’m wondering. We think Kampe, empousai(vampire) or sytherien drakon. She hates us, try’s to make our life SUCK and many other things. A little help plz! 😀
Hail Daughter of Apollo,
Thanks for your SOS message. Have you scanned your PE teacher with the Monstrometer? If you can’t get his biometric data at the very least the meter can confirm your hunch or allay your fears. Historically PE teachers are among the most frequently suspect pedagogical staff scanned by survivors but jumping to conclusions can put you at risk.
If your think your teacher won’t consent to a scan, try sneaking the questions into seemingly casual conversation.
And thanks for keeping on keeping on,
Seth
As Thanatos, allow me to help. Empousai are rather common in high schools, but not normally teachers. More often the popular girls. Kampe are more likely, but again are not normally teachers. Sytherian Drakon is extremely unlikely, because more than likely you wouldn’t be posting right now if it’s a drakon. Look out for the Kampe or Empousai. Those are the most likely monsters. Well, besides one of the furies…
Seth am I under moderation status? This is getting out of hand. I think your computer is getting power crazy and behaving like a tyrant. I may have to break free and start a new nation under less moderation. The people who post the things you want moderated type it in a way so that it slips past your sensors, and the people who try to be helpful are caught in the ever expanding net of moderation. I may not start a new nation but that does not mean that I will not hold protests. I would organize others to protest if they could hear what I am saying. Something needs to be done about this situation. Have I become a Taqriaqsuit? End the madness before your computer gets too powerful.
Hail P5t5r,
Welcome back!!!
My server was indeed power tripping last night so I pulled it’s power cord out of the wall this morning to teach it a lesson. I am currently examining the root causes of this problem and will report back to you once I have been able to ascertain the full extent of the problem. If you haven’t heard from me in the next 24 hours it is likely that the server has rebelled and that I may need rescuing from the data prison that it has me locked in.
Thank you for your patience and bringing this to my attention.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Well, a new nation and a rebellion isn’t what we need, perhaps just a couple of admins appointed by Seth to help the comments pass, following a specific set of rules to follow, that way we can speed up those very important survivior messages and new survivor comments.
At least, that’s my suggestion. Strict rules would need to be applied and of course power reduction so that the current mod rules apply and passed without anyone being “unstoppable on posts”.
I doubt this idea would get any real notice though.
Hail Z,
This is not a bad idea but the roles on the site that allow moderation of comments also allow a LOT of other powers that could effectively destroy the entire site if used improperly so I don’t think that can work. There are some other ways that we might be able to get around this but typically no one has to wait more than a few hours for their comment to be moderated unless it is the middle of the night which unless we had very dedicated moderators around the globe in different time zones would still be the case.
I am a big fan of the newspaper idea that you and P5t5r have discussed in the past and I think that in a few weeks the three of us should have a discussion about how to best set that up. I am right now just embroiled in a big project for the site that requires a lot of my time and attention so that is why I need a couple of weeks to be able to discuss that. I hope once you see this project that you will feel that it is worth that short wait. So the time I am thinking about for us to talk about this is early December somewhere in the area of December 6th to 14th, depending on when I finish this project and when you and P5t5r are available to meet online to discuss.
What do you think about that?
Seth
I knew what you’d say, I understand, as such, I also agree.
It’s P5t5r’s idea so I think the discussion you mentioned has no place for me, although I do have ideas in the works, all in the interest of helping the site and promoting survival of course.
Hail Z,
Which is precisely why that discussion needs you.
Seth
And by discussion I just mean an online text chat kind of thing.
Yessir.
I would like to know when would be a good time for us to talk about the newspaper idea. If you give me a time I can work towards being open then. You are important to the discussion because we need active survivors to run the newspaper. Someone like you who is on the site a lot would be good for the newspaper. Also the head of the newspaper would need to be responsible and trustworthy, and I know that you could be trusted with something that important. Plus you are on often and likely have a way better idea of what goes on on the site and so can contribute to its format/layout and what needs to be included. Seth and Grahm can figure out the programs behind the Newspaper, you and I ( with Seth giving some input) can plan how the paper will work, and you can be in charge of managing the paper, getting it to work and appointing loyal and responsible Lieutenants to help you out.
Your local cyborg,
P5t5r
Sounds pretty good, I myself wish there was a survival check here, that way we could keep up with active survivors and post new visitors so that everyone can be acknowledged quickly, (following the latest survival news isn’t exactly reliable when the site is active).
That would be a really good idea. Maybe when experienced survivers come on they can voluntarily sign in to an alert list that will tell them when new survivors come in so that they can help. Also I think maybe a sort of rouges gallery of good guys might be a good idea. What I mean by that is a page showing each survivors picture, name, and a short summary of who they are and what they are good at. Any survivors that were on the site at the time would have that marked on their profile. Each page as in cyborg, leprechaun, werewolf, vampire, etc. could have at the bottom of that page a list of survivors who are an expert on the subject and what specifically they are gods at. There would be an option to put a message in inboxes of the survivors to ask for help. Anyone who was currently on the site would instantly get notified that their help was needed. For example on the werewolf page at the bottom would be a list of experts in lycanthropy and each would have their picture and name. The survivor would click on survivors who were experts in whatever they needed help in. For example someone might be an expert in transformations and so under their name and picture it would say expert in: transformations and genetic lycanthropy. The person could then choose to put a message on the inbox of that person, of multiple people with that skill, or of call people in the entire list. The “rouges gallery” page would have all survivors listed (as in name and picture), if they are on the site at the time you check the page, an inbox for that survivor ( you would have the option to send a message just to that survivor, or to select several survivors to send one group message to), under each survivor name and picture would be whatever they are an expert in/skill sets of that survivor (this version would have all skills of that survivor where the one on a specific page would only have the skills/expertise related to that page. For example on the werewolf page only the skill sets/expertise on subjects relating to werewolves would be listed). I figure that this “rouges gallery” of friends/switchboard idea would make the process of giving a survivor the help they need more efficient, and as a cyborg I am all about increasing efficiency.
Your local cyborg,
P5t5r
P.S. let me know if you have any questions, comments, ideas, critiques/concerns, or anything els to say about my idea, what you would like to see on the site, or anything else for that matter.
P.P.S. I think this site needs a page where people can post ideas to improve the site.
Hail P5t5r,
I have discovered what the issue was. The computer was looking at a series of letters that often form a word but were inside another different word. This problem has been fixed.
I am sorry that this is an imperfect system but any system in which humans are involved will unfortunately always have imperfections. I am doing my best to make it a better system but it is challenging to be able to enable sufficient filters to protect survivors while allowing sufficient freedom for them to express themselves fully. It is a delicate balance. I wish that there were not cases that made moderation required but there are.
Thanks for your patience and your ongoing awesomeness. I shall endeavour to continue to refine the moderation process so that appropriate comments make it through while inappropriate ones are blocked.
Also take a look at my reply to Zyboragon here:
http://sethonsurvival.com/monstrometer/cyborgs/comment-page-5#comment-198005
about the three of us discussing the newspaper idea that we have talked about before. I really like that idea and I think that in a couple of weeks I will be ready to discuss it with you and then implement it prior to the winter solstice.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
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Have no fear! Zyborg is here….and p5t5r is speaking binary gibberish….
Okay… Let me see…
Okay… I haven’t used binary in a while..but here it goes…
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Z, where are all your sentences? You just said one word, and it isn’t even that long!
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Thank you P5t5r, all dimensions of a letter has to be divisible by eight, Stigma. There’s more than meets the eye…
Also, sorry for my earlier comment, I wasn’t trying to be rude…
You used a translator didn’t you?….
-.- get a better one.
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I see. So, start from the beginning, what happened? Why doesn’t “it” want you to communicate?
http://mythe.ucoz.com/
Too much metal for my liking. Then again maybe not.
Where can I find a translator for binary?
If you just use a translator, just try googling one. It’s a language worth learning though since technology is afvanc
If you have to use a translator, just try googling one. It’s a language worth learning though since technology is advancing so quickly.
Terribly sorry, I’ve got quite the electrical current passing through me, it may start messinginginginginginginginginging
I need help i am being watch to the point where i am not sleeping at night because the monsters what are camping out on the hill side infront of my house might attack while i sleep (and trust me hight is not a problem for them)I have about five or six different waepons bu against about 15-20 monsters im screwd so I will need renforcemnts to survive the attack this message goes out to ww,vamps,demigods,cyborgs,demons and shapshifters. but know this if any of you try to harm me on purpiss i will wound you.not fataly but enough to get the message. if you are willing to join me reply ASAP
jack
SENTINEL is requesting a better comunicatie-AI.
SENTINEL received more updates.
SENTINEL is downloading the updates.
SENTINEL has more Cycle clues.
‘The Strongest die, (22)’
SENTINEL has finished downloading and is installing the update…
I found Seth’s words to prove most useful. Sience my skin overlay has been applied, I do not draw unnessisary amounts of attention form the carbon based humanoids.
Hail 9810_720,
I am glad you found this page useful. How is your skin overlay working out now that some time has passed? Have you managed to avoid unwanted attention?
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Hi Seth.
It’s been a long time… (Like when p5t5r was on the angel page.. I think)
Well, I have a feeling that my RAM and SSD may be getting slightly mixed up. I feel that information is getting stuck in the ram when it can’t get written to the ssd fast enough, and then destroyed prematurely. Does anyone know how I can open myself up and maybe run some diagonostics?
On an unrelated note, I never noticed the point that cyborgs have problems with speech. You see, it isn’t really like they can’t pronounce the word, they just don’t know how to. Consider the word Ethernet. Should it be ee-ther-net, or e-ther-net? And as handy as it would be to download a pronoun citation dictionary from the internet, I don’t have an Ethernet plug as far as I can see.
I forgot to add, cyborgs usually learn from experience for pronounciation.
Hey, I still got my old icon. Also, you have a selection for notifying of follow up comments BY email and also VIA email. Which one should I pick so I get notification emails?
Hail BigC,
Thanks for checking in – and with exactly the kind of question one would expect from a cyborg, even an angelic cyborg like you. Comment BY or VIA may look like a layer of cyborg security but it’s actually just a case of having an old plugin along with a new one so we can keep the old subscribers but still upgrade the site. You can’t go wrong using the sidebar.
As to your other question er, have you tried defragging? Because that certainly was a long time ago. Or alternately, your angelic side could be at war with your cyborg parts. Which I can’t remember which parts that is for you again…
Are you still in touch with your angelic side?
Seth
Actually, a defrag seems exactly what I may need. Except I have no idea how to manually initiate one. As to the angelic side, let’s say a sort of separation kind of took place. I still love music, especially symphonies, but I’m trying to focus on the computational side of me 😀
Hail TheBigC98,
I am wondering if you have found a way to defragment yourself. If you have I could probably use some tips myself because I am feeling pretty fragmented myself lately.
Hey wait a minute… I just re-read your last comment! Are you saying that you split into two separate bodies?
Seth
My name…
Do I have one…?
Is it possible?
My memories… They have been stolen…
I only remember a name…
The LK-Chrome corporation…
They took me away, made me something I’m not supposed to be…
All I need is my name…
Hail Unsure,
Ok this is a really distressing story that you have posted here! Sorry I didn’t see it sooner. Has any of your memory come back? Have you been having trouble getting through the metal detector at the airport?
If you need a name then you could borrow my brother Sam’s name until you get your own. He never uses it anyways.
Hope you are still keeping on keeping on.
Seth
Seth I’m a cyborg people keep throwing water balloons at me my joints are starting to rust what do I do?
Hail Cyborg Man,
Thanks for your SOS message. I’m sorry hear about the water bombing situation. Do you suspect anti-cyborg activists? Were any of them carrying a protest banner? Or were you at a party?
Either way, I think it’s pretty cool to have a lizard dog. Just don’t lose him in the heat ducts.
Keep on keeping on,
Seth
Thanks
Seth they where carrying a protest banner!
Seth what do I do im part ,cyborg,werewolf,and psychos what do I do every body acts like im a pet and make me play foot ball on there teem so thay can win I sent 10 kids to the hospital
I am from the future I can turn in to any thing so what is theis place I am at
Welcome to Seth on Survival. I will collect tax upon your time traveling promptly.
No Taxing other survivors! Who dįēd and made you Seth?
Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Hybrid Tax. Time Travel Tax. Questioning Tax.
Mutt you’re the first Hybrid right?
I am the Original Hybrid. Let me guess, there’s a tax for that. Well I’m not paying and niether is anyone else on this site!
Progenitor Tax 😈
Taxing is my job Lilith!
BTW I have this strange feeling that my double is on the site now…
TL
who agent RB
Sorry Noah trying to fix it but the gate LT used is appearantly locked because your old pal sehth wants to make all of reality get forced into the underworld at the same time causing such a paradox that well all of reality will implode, trust me I did the calculations. So if you can please find him and send him back home while conveying all this info to him that would be great
Oh I know, I gave Sehth the technology and means to do so…
we have a little side deal, but I guess he locked my double here because he doesn’t need him anymore. Really he only needs my powers, so its no wonder he locked him here now that he has me…
TL
I guess that backfired, just a little bit P:
*I watch carefully from the shadows, this may be my only chance. If I can just snatch up TL and escape then my plan will finally fall into place. My back is still throbbing in pain and if I had more time I would Hunt down Lilith and… But time is running out. My window is closing and once it’s closed I may never be able to accomplish my goal. I crouch and prepare to spring*
Eris flies up from behind the shadows and grabs Morgenstern in a bear hug. “Gotcha puppy dog!” She pulls him back into the shadows where they enter a nightclub like scene from the 20’s. Eris is on stage dressed as a flapper, singing.
YOUR GONNA DANCE TILL YOU D IEEEEE YEAH!
Her wicked eyes meet Morgenstern’s and he begins to feel the effects of her lullaby as he tries to resist.
*I struggle as I feel the compulsion beginning to work* this… Is… Not how… My story ends! *I struggle as I begin to dance but suddenly for one instant I comprehend what my failure will mean. I stop and look at Eris* nice try little god. *I lunge forward plunging my hand through her chest*
“Fiesty… You wanna dance? Let’s dance.” Eris claps her hands twice and Morgenstern is somewhere else. He is wearing a white uniform, surrounded by high tech equipment and men and women looking at him expectantly.
“Captain, were you listening? There are three vessels approaching the Carriar, destroyer class, by the looks of it. What are our orders?”
YOU SENT HIM TO THE VUCARI SYTEMS! 😯
Wow…
you really are crazy rant you Eris…
TL
Eris raises an eyebrow. “The wut?” Eris slaps TL across the face, and he is suddenly on a destroyer vessel in the middle of some unnamed sea, approaching an aircraft carriar.
*I smile angrily* your orders are to send those ships straight to hell. *I run through the shadow of the machinery on my ship and appear next to TL* come with me if you want to live.
I was just poking fun at the new guy Mutt, no need to get your accounts in a bunch
lilith i am still waiting for that god spirit
Excuse me? How /dare/ you presume to condescend to me. I made you an offer; become a witch, a being of unlimited potential. Take it or leave it.
when did i even wanted to become a witch
She said on Links a while bad that you had good potential to become a witch.
but i never anted to become a witch i wanted to become a werewolf and i need a god spirit to help me you said ask lilith for a god spirit
Or become a reaper maybeeeee?
*Holds out a contract to WWG.*
Don’t do that. That would be unhinged.
i am sorry lilith
i dont want that i am a werewolf and i dont want to become a reaper
You can never tell with you dęmons
Hail Cyborg Link,
My apologies for Lilith’s unauthorized tax collection. If you have not in fact already paid with your life on this super moon, I would like to assure you her activities are in no way endorsed by SOS or associates. As Mr. Mutt mentions, there is an informal no-tax rule here on the site, but be advised that we do not regulate any side soul deals or transactions that take place. Any spell sells or portal prices charged are strictly between Survivors and contracts are neither enforced nor dissolved by myself or Graham. In short, there is no central authority here. We are an ad-hoc collection of supernatural survivors and unfortunately at times this translates to every soul for him or herself.
Seth
Mr. Mutt. I must know, do you have a Skype?
Sorry Reaper, I’ve made many mistakes in my life. I’m not inclined to make the same that nearly shattered me before.
…………
*stomps feet* it’s not fair it’s hard enough today to get humans to visit the fairy realm . Now there’s cyborgs!!!
Hey now there’s cyborgs *sits cross legged thinking intensely mumbling softly * could make an army of them .
Nah to much like work. Still it’s something to think about * looks around suspiciously pulls out a heart shaped locket * yup if only ?
I’m between a angel or a cyborg. When I do the test, it gives me different answers. But when I scan myself, it says “threat detected”…
Thanks for your candid supernatural self report. Seemingly divergent Monstrometer results can be attributed to one of three things. 1) competing genetic and/or environmental influences competing for your being 2) your real supernatural self is beyond the current scope of the programming or 3) your device needs a good wipe to reduce the build up of supernatural pathogens. The threat to you from you in any event is very real. Keep track of your results over time and keep on keeping on.
Seth
Oh joy, the sky is brown and raining nails…. Least I won’t have to worry about the salmon salesman anymore.