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*Unplug Immediately – Go off grid – cease all electronic communication.
*Stop talking entirely. Remember cyborgs can read your lips. And those that can’t do it yet are learning from you all the time.
*Use alternate strategies to communicate with friends and family, think: pigeons, SOS signals, smoke signals.
*Magnetic jewelry will scramble any transmissions you are unwittingly sending. Find stylish options online or right here during cyborg month.
*If your name is Sarah Connor, consider changing it.
*Consider investing in protective gear like a “She’s Sarah Connor —>” t-shirt.
~~~IF THE CYBORG IS YOU!~~~
Well then, er greetings to you my new Overlord. Here’s a few hints for dealing with us inferior beings:
*Be aware that others may be intimidated by your prodigious processing powers even when your intentions are good. Find a reliable joke utility to set others at ease.
*Invest in a good skin job! This may seem like a lot of hassle when you would be perfectly happy to go around in nothing but a gleaming hyperalloy endoskeleton but trust me. The time you spend grooming that living-tissue overlay will pay off for you in terms of “soft power.” It’s all about face time with others. And no just a face is not enough! A disembodied face overlay is almost worse than nothing at all.
*Two words: speech therapy. True, most cyborgs can write circles around the rest of us, but for some reason this never applies to their speech patterns. A good speech therapist can help you find the idiot in your idiom so you can jazz up those short declarative sentences with the some elliptical emotes and vernacular verbiage.
-Protect your power source! If cyborg’s have one vulnerability, this is it. Are you running on hydrogen fuel cells? Solar? Or geothermal? Be aware of the pros and cons of each. Before deciding on one, consider your downtime safety requirements along with worst-case disaster scenarios.
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η μεταμόρφωση έχει αρχίσει. Είμαι όλο και περισσότερο από ό, τι θα μπορούσατε να έχετε ονειρευτεί. Μην ανησυχείτε δεν είμαι το κακό. Εξακολουθώ να είμαι ο φίλος σας ο γιατρός, αλλά με περισσότερες αρμοδιότητες και ικανότητες που δεν έχουν ακόμα καταλάβει.
What trAnsformatio?
This is what it means.
The transformation has begun. I am becoming more than you could have dreamed. Do not worry I’m not evil. I’m still your friend the doctor, but with more powers and abilities that have not yet understood.
The weird part is I didn’t even use a translater. I just knew it instictively.
Oh…did I just light my couch on fire? No did I freeze it? WHATS GOING ON?
I have returned accidentally……..not sure how….
Anybody happen to know where the dimensional key to this void is? They can be opened with the key anywhere, I believe 7 are open already… The gates can only be closed from the inside. Several Hellspawn have appeared out of the wormhole. I accidentally stumbled into an exit… I have trackers to find where the key is but mr mutt, how is the god of the sea attempt going?
To put it in a scientific term crappily. I’ve got pauzzis trying to vontact her dad and the goddes of fate knows of our plight. The silver hoods stole the key from me when I died…. I think. I know what your talking about I cab see holes in the fabric of the universe getting larger. Pretty soon anyone will be able to make the quantum leap through time. Also it may open us up to new dimensions besides the void. We could be invaded by things from a completely different reality! Everything is coming apart and I just stunned my toe
. Sorry getting emotinal not good.
Mutt out
Thanks for the information. I will go back to my safehouse and calculate the frequency of each dimensional hole. Since they are getting larger and appearing in more areas I should come up with an timeframe that will allow us to know just how long it will be before earth gets attacked. Also perhaps I might be able to find something that will match the frequency of each gate possibly pushing anything that attempts to enter our realm back. Anything to give us a better chance at winning. On a second note are dragons getting involved in this? I’ve overheard two of them talking about some sort of harvest, so the awakening…. Do they mean activating stigma??
I just got attacked by a group cyborgs…. Wtf is going on, I’m being attacked by my own kind? What is this madness?
That’s weird…………………
Okay….moving on, I just wired up an electric device to explode, hopefully it will match the frequency of a wormhole.. I know that it may seem anti-survival that I’m making bombs but trust me I only have the best intentions.
Hurry the f*** up I think I absorbed a new essence and my body is tarting to become full of holes.
Now what did I tell you about absorbing stuff? Hahahahaha! What the heck? Sorry my emotions have been all over the place lately. Doc is it possible you absorbed the universe?0:
No it’s some kind of a being that controls ice so cold it can literally burn something.
NOT cool
Okay I just tested the explosive on a wormhole. Good news it not only shrank the wormhole but it seems to have slowed down the flowing energy preventing it from getting larger. However there’s no telling how long the halt will last. This does buy us some time though. I’m going to start sending these explosives to my few remaining WW crew. We’ll halt as many as possible.
Good I’m at the sea side now waiting for info from the goddes of fate.
There may not be time for this, but after all the hacking and dimensional jumping I scanned myself several times again but zombie didn’t show up, instead im getting angel and cyborg…. How is this possible???
Ooooooh crap…… Your essence has switched! Becareful don’t listen to harp music!! Also if you consentrate on a buzuka one will spear. You can make stuff out of thin air now! But how? Excuse me while I think.
Mutt out
Good luck. Tell him that Zyborg is sorry for trying to poison the water.
Thanks, is it okay if he smights you? Jokeing jokeing, of all the Greek gods he seems the most resonable.
Hahahaha. No he should know that our enemies controlled my mind and join forces with us willingly. But I do suppose I deserve a punishment in actuality.
No don’t say that man! It wasn’t you. I gotta find him before Stigma hurts himself. Or me but mostly himself.
Alright I just got word that two more wormholes have been halted. Its about time things went our way.
I fond out why cyborgs have turned arms against me. It is because this group was hacked into just like myself. The real question now is, why of all the other cyborgs did they choose to hack me originally? Also I just started to see wings when I look at my shadow. Is this a good thing?
Uhh yeah but be careful to hide them. Also it’s might hurt getting them. Don’t try to fly before you can glide!
Mutt out
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You all left me out of this! Someone should have told me. I had been waiting on the cyborg page like forever for something to happen and when it finally does then I’m buisy and not on the site and no one tells me about it. I have major logic skills. I could have been useful. No one ever tells me when anything important happens. I’m always left out. No one even thought “hey let’s tell p5t5r. He has logic skills. He is smart. He could be helpful.” the only reason I don’t make as many comments as most people is:1 I need to get some sleep, 2. No one includes me in anything , and 3 I feel awkward butting into the middle of a problem when probably no one involved even knows my name. I have extensive knowledge of the supernatural. I could help with pretty much anything that someone wanted me to help with. I have talked with a crazy draconian overlord who wanted to kill all shapeshifters and maybe more. Remember that anyone? Of course no one does. I talked Gabriel castello out of joining forces with the draconian. Remember that anyone ? Of course no one does. I have talked about rights, responsibility and equality among monsters. Does anyone remember that? Of course not. No one ever comes to me when they have a problem. The only time I ever get noticed is if someone comes to the cyborg page or when I venture into another part of the site because I know information that is relative to the crisis at hand. I bet the only people who even remember my name are Seth and Scarly. I CAN HELP. But I can only help if someone includes me on something. I WANT to help. I CARE about what happens to my fellow monsters. Everyone is quick to praise my comments but who bothers to remember me afterwards? No one does. Of course they don’t. No one will even notice this comment probably. They will just skip over it and move on with what they were doing before. Hear my desprate plea. Please include me.
Your local cyborg,
P5t5r
P5t5r remember u. Cyborg. Save world. From DARK. Logical thing do… Is to butt in. No one notice til say something. U like Canada. WW2. No one notice. Canada’s skill waste. Don’t be a Canada.
My parents are from Canada. I’m not sure what you’re saying about no one caring, but my Grandparents fought in WW2, so I would definitely not consider it a waste. Also there are some pretty cool survivors in Canada, I met the nicest Sasquatch up there when i was visiting and there was even a survivor colony!
Anyways, I think what you’re saying is to jump up and jump in if you want to be involved, and that’s good advice! P5T5R – Its hard sometimes for us to keep up with all the comments on the site, but I don’t think anyone would intentionally leave you out – not with all your valuable skills and enthusiasm to help!
Thanks for getting involved!!
Scarly
Grrrrrrrrr……….
Uh oh Stigma that sounded like an angry growl. Did I say something wrong?
Scarly Canadia!
Haha that has a great ring to it! Though it’s more my ancestors that are Canadia but I kinda like that all the same!
I would call you Stigma the Ephemeral. Don’t worry, it’s a good thing.
P5t5r hmmm one sec… Oh it seems you are a key factor BUT you must be willing to butt in or never get invited to anything a war is not invite only a quest is not invite only you butt in if you have a suggestion… Canada I like that. I butted in and suddenly I am the third epicenter of a cosmic clash I have built 6 pandoricas and Kronos maybe time and a key you must butt in you could be so much more. I started out as a time traveller plain old normal ugh. So much more now. Butt in NOW!!!
Your a brilliant idiot if you don’t join.
We all remember you, I myself was hoping I’d see you on again. Right now I’m still fairly new to the site and it was cool meeting another cyborg, however I was also recently attacked by a group of cyborgs that were hacked. Don’t be upset if you weren’t invited, your a survivor like us, we are a unique group of individuals that help whenever possible, if there’s a crisis your logical mind and information database is always welcome. The way I see this site doesn’t just mean to survive but it means that we are a group that needs to stick together, you have the floor P5t5r, open our minds to your insight.
P5t5r remember u. Cyborg. Save world. From DARK. Logical thing do… Is to butt in. No one notice til say something. U like Canada. WW2. No one notice. Canada’s skll waste. Don’t be a Canada.
I fond a terminal and hacked it, it was boobytrapped so I couldn’t get the “big plan” files. But…. the void, the cults, the wormholes, the keys, and posidion were all diversions. When I was hacked I apparently worked on something called the ARC. I don’t remember anything about it…. I only remember the water poison… There was also quite a file on this latest black hole on Seths blog. I don’t know what this ARC is but it’s connected to their big plan somehow. The wormholes are closed right now so I’m setting my sights on this ARC project. If anyone has any information about project ARC then notify me. Now I need alittle rest, that trap hurt….ALOT.
Hmm ARC and booby trap ring a bell… Keys it is centered around the keys find them we win… ARC oof oh man YOU ALIVE!!! Holy… How? I made that security system! (it was a bad regeneration, oh I could just scream at what I did for A 51) again how did you survive???
It was a bad trap it left me badly wounded, if I had to guess it was luck, I’ve had a sibstancial amount of luck in the past. The only other explanation would be that alterations would’ve been made to wound me, perhaps they still want something from me. Now then, what do you know about ARC? What did they have me work on? Also whatever your trap did its starting to effect me, it is hurting me.
It is an articulating laser ring built into a specially designed virus enabeler to allow for total damage to subject. Put in a more sciencey term. It was designed to zap you then blast you then put a virus in you so you would die.
That ain’t good. I’m looking through these files that I stole…. Whatever this place is it isn’t area 51. No goverment funding and it wasn’t in new Mexico. It’s in death valley. I hope that doesn’t qualify as a geographical location. Anyways they’re way to interested in splicing the human genome and putting other stuff in it.
Yeah ARC is my birth place. Not only are they splicing but they are ripping too. The director Jimmy is what I called him. Believes that pure humans are the greatest of everything. And he will do all in his power to destroy any else. Until one day when a werewolf bit him and he found he loved monsters. Then he started experimenting he created a miracle of science which he said was me (he never told me why) but he was never satisfied and one day he started working on a new thing. Well I was about 15 and I needed to get out but when I asked him he yelled at me so I snuck out. I saw everything. And studied a lot. I heard about this website but didn’t have time then and moved on soon Jimmies “bodyguards” came to get me. I got home and Jimmy was POed and spent all night and well into the next day yelling at me. That night I was just so ticked off that I had to yak a look around and I found something on one of his computers. It seems he had found something. A simple ring so I went and grabbed it. I put it on and started messing with the movable pieces and before I knew what was going on I was participating in the Spartan war. From then on every chance I got I snuck down and transported through time. One year later Jimmy found out and he beat me but that didn’t even stop me I still went down there daily for a long time. When one night he caught me again this time I put the ring on and got out of there I spent what felt like years hiding. Finally I remembered this site and introduced myself deciding to gain your trust before telling you this. I am still hiding. Sorry if that isn’t enough info. Zyborg I just had to write that. Now you can ask your questions I will answer as best as I can.
So this guy created me? Just like the old mutt I’m really fricken pissed at him. These papers say on the full moon my powers will manifest all of them. I remember what that felt like and I really wouldn’t want to do it again. These papers date back 50 years! Thiers alot of projects on building superhumans. This guy also has had contact with Saturn. A few emails in some language I can’t recognize. Well doc I’m not sure why you were his greatest accompishment, I mean you’re great and all but I’m really much cooler. Jokeing. Maybe it’s your ability to absorb stuff?
I think I was his greatest cuase I am the first. But those emails could you put them up in some way you would be surprised at what I can read. Absorption is just a bit gross but it is cool I don’t know but he was very cryptic about exactly what I could do. In fact he always dodged the subject when he could the full moon is like tomorrow lemme check… Yeah that seems about right. Oh I hate moons.
Yeah? You’d really hate them if you suddenly were to grow wings painfully! But anyways here’s the Email apparently some words can’t be translated into this language.
शनि, जब यह संभव है subect 13 के शरीर पर भेज. मैं cloneing और फेरबदल यह डीएनए के बारे में सोच रहा हूँ. इसके अलावा आप मुझे राक्षसों रक्त का एक नमूना भेज सकता है? मैं इसे examin करना चाहते हैं. इसके अलावा Cyborg कब्जा कर लिया हो मैं मेमोरी चिप को प्राप्त करना चाहिए करना चाहिए! यह हमारी योजनाओं के लिए महत्वपूर्ण है. निष्ठा जिमी,
I’m afraid without it translated it doesn’t make sense.
The one
Saturn, it is possible to send the body of subect 13. Cloneing and I’m thinking of altering the DNA. Also you can send me a sample of blood monsters? I would like to examin. Also captured Cyborg I should get the chip to memory! It is important to our plans. Jimmy Sincerely, translated oh great.
That’s what I hate about translation. All sorts of stuff get lost in it. Sounds like Zyborg has a memory chip of some sort!
I grew wings, doc, whatever you did with that trap it activated powers from my angel side, Is it possible though? They are metal computerized biological wings? This is interesting, hurts a ton but I’m no stranger to pain. So doc, ARC is a location where they genesplice monsters and humans? So pretty much a power hungry psychopath wants a world full of monsters, they want humans gone or contaminated. Fun fun fun, also what do they mean they captured cyborg? And what’s this about a memory chip.
I meant to put a ? there. Not an .
I’m not going to get captured I’m too quiccccccck aaaaaaaannnnnnnnndddddd iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii error error error the signnnnalllll issssss bbbbbbaaackkk.
Error-_file.503 not fond_____zyborgfiledelete?/-3 Hit y to confirm. __Y__
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Let me guess your evil Zyborg aren’t you? You could have shown up at a slightly more convienint time ya know!
Zyborg is nothing more than a memory. His entire existence good or evil is extinct. I am ARC. I have assumed his form now. Zyborg made Me. And in return I have taken his form. Hahaha.
Okaaaay quick question. You evil? And if so how do I k/ll you? Doubt you’ll answer but you know might as well ask.
Also I have two words for you, backup file. On this phone I have his backup file! Burn!
But the Doctor said that ARC was a place? Why did you take Zyborg’s form? What do you want? What do you mean Zyborg MADE you? What are you anyways? What does ARC stand for? What do you meanwhen you say Zyborg’s ENTIRE EXISTANCE is EXTINCT? How can a person become NOTHING MORE THAN A MEMORY?
Cyborg dude. He erased the files. Except for the backup file on my phone! Maybe it stands for a rediculous cyborg?
I agree with P5T5R,
There has to be something left of the Zyborg we know and love in there. We want to access it and we know you can do it.
ARC tell us what is left of our friend’s memories!
His memories are gone. Wiped clean. Only the few of you that were around to know him can remember him. I am ARC not Zyborg! Zyborg cannot be inside me, he is gone.
Backup file downloading into a computer dude. And the computer just froze. Freaking pc
Why do you go against Zyborgs wishes? He made me. He gave up his life for ARCs….
Yeah well this whole paragraph seems to beg to differ.
I’m not going to get captured I’m too quiccccccck aaaaaaaannnnnnnnndddddd iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii error error error the signnnnalllll issssss bbbbbbaaackkk.
Error-_file.503 not fond_____zyborgfiledelete?/-3 Hit y to confirm. __Y__
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
The whole oh cr@p I’m being hacked statement followed by €vil laughter kinda indicates that he didn’t go peacefully
There is still much ARC has yet to understand.
ARC! What do you think you’re doing popping up on the site randomly like that?
Oh great.
I will have things explained after my comments get approved. Since I’m changing the name from Zyborg to ARC.
Hello Jimmy.
Jimmy was a tool. Nothing more. ARC is me. Zyborg is no more. No backup file will restore him.
D@mn oh well I’m keeping it. So scale of one to ten how evil are you?
Haha. It is undetermined what ARC is, be ARC good or evil. ARC does seek to conquer the world, but ARC also wants perpetual bliss among the many races and species. What ARC wants is to be free and happy. ARC wants the world under him to be free and happy. I merely want what Zyborg wanted before and after he was “hacked”. I still have the evil side of the original and the fight for humanity side he hacked into himself before his creation. I wish to carry out Zyborgs will.
And that is… Oh and i need three quartz of zylithium nitryus oxodium could yu get it for me it would make me so happy. Love the new ring broke in to ARC and stole my ring.
Anything else? First born son, kidney, or blood transplant?
Oh be quiet I need these ingreadeantes to make some thing very BIG
Wow not even a how are you, or a did you survive haveing giant wings come out of your back? Thanks doc, thier black with silver stripes. In case you care ya know.
Fasinating now let me see oh yeah I NEED THAT CHEMICAL. Hi by the way did you survive?
It took ARC quite a while to master talking in the third person, what was that about? ARC forgets….
ARC is sad…. Not a single survivor here is even willing to give ARC a chance. Just one slight threat from the one. And a few give Zyborg backs. If I could bring Zyborg back I would but he gave ARC a chance for a reason. ARC has good intentions with bad plans. ARC doesn’t want to destroy anything because Zyborg gave ARC his will to fight for humanity. ARC is new to the world and doesn’t understand but what’s really happening. ARC would be good but ARC hates labels. ARC gives up on conquering the world. ARC seeks VAL. VAL is beyond a void, ARC must find VAL.
Ookay please tell me your not a cyborg. Cause otherwise I’m going to have to teach you manners and that really not on my list. The list is sorta filled with save the world. Stop Stigma from going crazy. Stop something evil from crossing the void. Is this VAL evil or a girlfriend or what?
Ok ok I told the one I love life so if you can prove your not evil I will give you a chance I have two questions and a request who is VAL? When did Zyborg make you? And could you please grant my other wish for zylithium nitryus oxodium.
Val is not a who but a what. ARC seeks VAL. VAL is a dimensional plane that oversees the spirits of the deceased beings of a place known as “the otherverse” as humans would call it. Granted ARCs arrival is unwarranted ARC has no memory of being created so that is unknown, all ARC knows is that ARC can only assume the form of ARCs creator. ARC wishes to help, but apparently ARC needs to learn manners because you just assume ARC is evil and threaten ARC even though ARC had absoloutly nothing to do with Zyborgs end! ARC didn’t just see Zyborg and say “oh there’s a form ARC will grab it’s life and take it”. ARC just came into existence and told you survivors what was incrypted in ARCs mind. So sorry I troubled you all about my crazed existence, wouldn’t you be scared if you had a rapid mix of good/evil thoughts after just coming into existence? Living in a life of somebody that isn’t you? I have few memories of existance period! So yeah thanks for the warm welcome of ARCs first real day existing ever.
Sorry everyone has been really mean. We all just miss Zyborg. I for one am willing to give you a chance. After all you seem like you have good intentions and you say Zyborg made you. Welcome to the site ARC. What does ARC stand for and what does VAL stand for.
You’re local cyborg and you’re new friend,
P5t5r
I second what P5T5R said. ARC, sometimes it is hard for us to understand since we face so many threats every day, but if you want to increase survival, than you’re our friend and Seth’s friend.
Tell us your plan to find VAL.
Thank you for accepting ARC, unforunately ARC is still new to this existing thing, so ARC has no plan. What ARC and VAL stand for? ARC is also clueless, ARC is useless right now. Although ARC does have a key that opens wormholes, what purpose does a key like this serve ARC? ARC keeps having flashback episodes where he remembers things but ARC can’t remember much.
Key was ahhhh zyborgggass. Mustttt nooottt let satuuurrrrn get theeeeeem
ARC must find Shuu, Shuu knows Zyborg, Zyborg left something to Shuu. ARC will retrieve this from Shuu, perhaps Zyborg can speak to ARC from VAL. Shuu knows….
Yournotalonegahag iwasthesameway. Weareconfusedaboutowwhowzyborgdisaapeared. Godithurtssobaaad justlikelasttime! Sorryijustassumedidhaveabetterapologybutggaasrgimkindadyingagain.
There has been a memory flashback for ARC………erg.
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This is no good for ARC.
No good at all…. ZYBORG l GROBYZ
ARC cannot believe this… This entire time their was a traitor in your mist,
SATURN NRUTAS
Do you know what you have done?
LAVCRA NRUTAS GROBYZ?
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The universal code double backed from binary to Latin back to binary and then brought to English is: Destroyers From the Void. You had the destroyer of worlds in the site since Zyborg showed up. No wonder ARC is switching back and forth between good and evil.
Moons behind a cloud….. Oh crap hear it comesgaaassdycrtdfuftyhurtspainagainowwweeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We remember those who died September eleventh, twothousand one. These two towers I have made below out of exclamation marks are in remembrance of those who died on that day and all who were affected because of it. The ten stories in each tower represent the ten years it has been since this terrible tragedy. We remember them and we keep them in our hearts and minds always.
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The twin towers?? Hmm.. ARC recalls something about this… Wait just a minute… That’s right! ARC totally knows about those planes. ARC wants to know if Osama has been captured yet! ARC will hunt him down if ARC must, all those horrible things he did to Shuu. ARC is angry!
ARC forgot to save Shuu… dang!
Umm P5T5R I need your help.
The cyborg in my attic broke out last night. he came downstairs and drank all my milk. Now I smell smoke coming from the attic.
Here’s the really weird part. There are now cyborgs surrounding the house, outside. He must have sent out some sort of signal or something.
What do I DO?! Help!
Double barrel C4 high explosive, TNT, Gassoline and a cannon. If none are availible…….. Running like Hell usually works.
I ran, transformed, in the woods in wolf form. I’m watching the house from the woods. But I need to get back in later – I don’t have those weapons. Is there a way to do a system shut down on all of them? What if they’re spies from A51?!
Fear not Scarly! I’m on the way!
On the way? I’m already here! Huray for shadow traveling weirdos! A scarly youay want to watch out I’ve got a double barrel and I’m blowing off some heads. The double barrel have been known as an effective anti-wolf weapon so yeah…….DIE!!!!!
Um yeah, I not only can fly but i use that wormhole key to create passageways that pretty much let me teleport. You shot at me……… And don’t pull that “all cyborgs look the same” line. I almost had them reasoned with too…..
Well I wouldn’t want to sound speciesist but………. Ya kinda do look similar plus you aproached me from behind! I don’t do well with the behind aproach!! And I’ll have you know the second I got there one of them grabbed me! Okay what was I supposed to do! Most of the time when things grab me it’s to drag me to hell or something! I kinda overreacted okay I admit it but come on! Plus I saved a head and I’m trying to log in to see what’s in it, so not a complete waste of……… Curse you windows vista! Curse you and your evil brother windows xp!
Actually no, I was the one standing in the center of the group. I didn’t sneak up on anyone! Can’t you tell by how often and much I type on this site? I’m a total loudmouth, or at least loud speakbox.
Well who snuck up on me? And you were in the middle I yeled watch out scarly! You’d think youd duck to!
I did duck, and then I yelled out! Stop Mutt it’s me Zyborg and then you said “liar” and the proceeded in trying to shoot me.
I have no idea who snuck up on you but it wasn’t me.
Also find it rather odd the things you were yelling out. For example,
Yelling the word “ambush” then having a cyborg sneak up on you.
Yelling out “for Frodo” also raises some questions,
And why were you sniffing around in circles before proceeding in shooting at everything? Is there a reason you stole Carls bake sale muffins before saying “these are my cookies” and then shooting him? After all, those were clearly muffins not cookies. And finally as I flew away there was the whole “look I’m having duck for dinner” and then trying to shoot me as I flew off….
I must confess to a sense of curiosity and when I felt your father like emotion to protect I came upon you it was not with the intent to harm at the time.
By the way have you received your wristwatch yet? I sent it out.
What are you talking about?! I hate frodo! Hobbits are lame! I wasntshouting things like that! And I only shot at you once before yelling sorry and shooting at other things. It’s re……… No they didn’t they cloned me again!?
Well the is no explanation of what exactly happened to the one. After choas was defeated one appeared on the site one more time, I don’t think we fond him in the ARC labs. Even then why would he want to help hobbits?
The Ones soul and mine are combined. His body though……… It could be wandering around without a soul just a brain. Ooooh snap. Was his wings black and silver?!
THanks guys! The mass army of cyborgs have departed, though there are still some crazy looking lasers in the woods. I wonder if they have me under surveillance. Its a huge relief to be able to get back in the house and have the cyborg out of the attic.
What do you think I should do about the lasers?
They’re back. And there’s more. So far they seem to be on observe and report mode, but I hope they don’t try anything. You know in the Matrix where they use that EMP pulse and everything shuts down? I need one of those. Any suggestions?
Hmm… Scarly..
You seem to be expressing an emotion of annoyness, what is annoying you?
I am only annoyed because everytime I step out my door there are laser blinking in my eyes and I can barely see across the street. Also they are asking me questions that I don’t know how to answer. They keep saying “Beware the Lyco-phobes” what does this mean?
…..
Zyborg?!?!!!!!!
Yes?
Where have you been?! Not geographically of course. We thought you were deleted!
Ah…. Well a cyborg is half human half machine, even if there was a way to delete my mind I couldn’t ever actually be fully deleted. Also I am part angel now so maybe I can be revived after deletion. You know, I’m pissed right now. First ARC attempts to delete me then comes on here and saying I’m a traitor. He mentioned trying to find Shuu? He has no idea what he’s in for. I might as well hunt him down anyways… He stole my key.
Yeah we noticed. So he’s evil right? Half human……. Duh I’m dumb.
ARC is an innocent, he speaks what he was programmed to say, ARC will only be evil if Saturn gets near him, and if ARC gets to VAL there’s no telling what might happen, but it is true, ARC has taken my form and looks exactly like me. But something’s concerns me further, the files I just received say that all genetic creations have been brainwashed and are currently sleeper “agents” as some might call them. The one your a clone? I hope we can find your trigger and disable it before you find it. So to sum things up,
ARC is on the loose in my form with 1/3 keys
The one may be a sleeper.
Ooooh crap. I’m a ticking time bomb? Got you I’ll try not to think!
Wait what “sleepers” but I am genetic creation, an older one granted, but still ARC is going to die innocent or not… No not ARC… Jimmy if your reading this and i know you are. I am coming home.
Good luck doctor,
Comeing home……. I’m afraid I can’t let you do that doctor. You will not harm Jimmy. Rundoccantkeepcontrolll……………..
Oh I’d love to see you try and stop me. I am time and I cannot be stopped. This new transformation is also very beneficial at fighting back.
Hahahaha. Look at it! Look at how the one protects Jimmy. Haha. Jimmy is such a little coward, haha, although I suppose I shouldn’t be calling my assistant a coward right? Hahahaha.
The genes were built to control The One. Not me. I am his wolf. I am Mutt. Doc you need to stay away. This body is stronger then mine was. It posses the blood of a god and it’s been genetically modified based on your genetic enhancements. I can barely control theahg you will die doctor hahahahaha. You can’t stop me we’re to strooongruuuun
Wait what? I’m confused now. I think some of your trap is still affecting me doc? I don’t know what that thong above was about, gah, my head hurts so much?? What side was I on again?
Humph you can’t stop me… I am time and I will not be stopped good bye Jimmy
Humph you can’t stop me… I am time and I will not be stopped good bye Jimmy…
ALLON-SY
Okay now that I got that sorted out. Doc, I’m at a genetics lab, there is a terminal here that If I override it’s power matrix then we can cancel the sleeper trigger signal. It will be rather shocking (if you don’t mind corny jokes) for our sleeper friends. However it is highly protected, do you know any passwords or anything? Even a way to trigger the failsafe?
Try typing in “dr.dues ex machina” just like that spaces and all. That’s what Jimmy called me.
You fail miserably Doctor. I am Jimmys new greatest accomplishment. You can not hope to fghf doc you can’t fight to strong deadly. Can’t control the youwill die hahahaha hehas ringnow hesgoingto klll yofuhf I am the GREATEST creation!!!!!
Cyborgbrain send virus destroy body mewithit. Topowerfulonlywaymuttout
Doc, that worked at a few points but now it’s asking for the security admin password. The only hint it gives is….
The cats eyes follow the silver spoon.
The wolfs eyes follow the _________.
What do wolves eyes follow, and no, it’s not muffins.
The ssinistergoon shutt up o delete comment no you don’t
Got it, I breached the terminal I’m starting the override now. Heck if I do this right I could even absorb the electrical force and become a Tempest. Haha! Here we go, sorry muttone but this may sting alittle.
Hahahahahahahahaha i’m so deeply indented in your friends mind nothing can destroy me. If you want me gone you’ll have to kll him hahahahahaaaarg topowerful. PersonalityofFeartostronghasringviruscyborgbraindestroyus!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOK freak I have something that could help… Well seven things… Well seven things and a mega awesome virus. I bet you can’t guess what the seven things are.
Too bad, but it looks like there are still things I can do here. Doctor I have access to nearly everything. And whats cool is now I can conjure lightning. This rocks!
Do it lastmidnightiscomeing DESTROY US hahahahagaha
Meant to say this when I saw it but I was slightly distracted what with ARC and choas. But congrats on saving 700000+ survivors Seth! As a thank you I’m going to send you my Special formula.
Which shall remain nameless….
I started to head to the ARC labs. Since it’s slightly confusing to have ARC the cyborg and ARC the place we are just going to call ARC ARCyborg right now although he wishes that when he speaks on the site to still keep the name ARC. ARCyborg unfortunately is really aggravating to type on an iPhone.
The cannibal group I mentioned a while back is mobilizing, they are en route to Nevada. This could be alarming in they get close to Vegas or even Hoover Dam. I imagine that would be quite a feast, it’s no small group either, there are hundreds! If I threw all my bombs I’m pretty sure that half of them would still be up.
I’ve never dealt with cannibals before, so I’m not sure if I can engage them safely. I thought cannibals prefered being alone, what is this madness?
Haha! Hey everyone! It’s me! Your impending doom! Heehee! Now that Abstract has invoked my true form ( and I no longer have to speak of myself in third person), I just wanted to tell you about how the caves were a giant trap! Haha! And Zyborg charges in unafraid to locate us and take us down, what he didn’t realize was that he was joining the Grand Signal! Hahahaha! Now may I introduce on the site once again, here’s evil Zyborg!!!!! Take a stand! Here’s your iPhone back dweeb.
Other than the fact that I’m only chatting to prove that I am evil, I am quite intent on getting revenge since the doctor freed the good two shoes last time. Hahahaha! And now I have angel powers and a key that practically let’s ms teleport around the world? Hahahaha! Yes… This will do…. Just fine.
Kooky here both of you dweebs I didn’t die like three times just so I could get beat by some yokels in a cave! I’m a freaking hybrid with a Kitsune! Come on! I think we’re more than a match for evil Zyborg and Austrailian Resteraunt Chicken! We’ve got the sword and two of the knives so you can kiss your sorry rears good bye. Oh yeah and you can also00110111000000111111001000100000010!
You? Being a much for me? I swear I’ve never laughed harder. You have no idea what kind of forces are at work do you? Haha! ARC is in his true form now, he’s unstoppable, you won’t even be able to get near him, and do you honestly think we’re still in the cave? If you were smarter you’d know exactly what’s about to happen. And do you honestly believe that your toys can pierce us? Sad mutt. You disappoint us, The Grand Signal shall have you too mutt, or don’t you remember the chip implanted in your brain. The signal grows stronger and with it so do those that bask in its glorious light! Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s time to finish what I previously started.
Oh and your binary sucks, it’s pure gibberish.
YOU MOTHERF-CKER!
Okay Stigmas gone over the edge which probably means he’s going to try and kll me…… But still you aren’t winning!
I had a response to stigmas comment but logically since you mutt have already examined it, I shan’t type it.
Not you…… YOU! The one named zyborg!
Whatever helps your ignorant self fall asleep at night, imbecile.
Okay noes ya gots three of us against you!
Good, now recruit at least twenty more monsters if you want to stand a chance against my toaster.
I, Abstract the Devourer shall begin dining on your dust bucket you call a planet. It tastes so awful I’m doing the universe a favor by removing you, and to think, this could’ve all been avoided if you three weren’t so persistent, and by you three I mean the doctor, Mutt, and Zyborg, but now one is now my puppet, another is locked away, and the last is about to become nothing more than a zombie. How delightful.
Chip…… Yeah see the benifit of haveing to mixed souls is when one gets taken over the other can keep control. That’s right I’m back! Hmmm not in the cave……. You go anywhere near my family I will make you wish you had never been made. Hmm that signal is anoying. Let’s see if banging my head…. COOL it just switched to an all Green Day radio station! Woooo!! Yeah my binary stinks I speak Spanish not binary so you can, Besar mi culo peludo!
Doom είναι επάνω σε όλους σας! Η Καταστροφέα θα τροφοδοτήσουν σε αυτόν τον πλανήτη και όλη η ζωή θα καταστραφεί. Έχετε 24 ώρες για να υπόσχεση πίστη σας στην αφηρημένη ή υποστεί βάναυση οργή του. Σας έχουμε προειδοποιήσει. Μην περιμένετε μια δεύτερη ευκαιρία, δεν περιμένουν να ζήσουν μέσα από αυτό, όλοι όσοι αντιστέκονται εξετάζεται, αιώνια.
I am THE alpha ofTHE alpha pack. How do you think I got where I am? Sitting around eating sugar sticks? NO! I have klled many in my lifetime to get here, another one Won’t make a difference. Especially a pile of scrap like you. And my wife is not the werewolf assasination leader without reason. So if you threaten the planet of mine, My family will be forced to take action.
How ignorant are you? I’m Abstract the Devourer! I’m the one threading your planet, and I’m immortal, you cannot possibly defeat me, and scrap of metal? Are you an idiot? Zyborg is the only cyborg, go ahead and destroy him, too bad, you don’t even realize why I needed control over him. Go ahead, as long as I’m devouring your planet and the Great Signal is up Zyborg will continue to serve me. So go ahead and destroy him, I almost want to see the look on his face as I will let go of my control over him just as he gets destroyed, by the people that he considered allies just yesterday, it will be a great laugh for me.
First you use the signal and allow me to be evil again, and now your going to turn me good right before getting eliminated by the ones my goody two shoes side called allies?
No matter how good or evil I am it always seems I get screwed….
Aww don’t worry zyborg I can revert you through possessing you
Did someone make a sacrifice at my alter? I can feel it….
The devourer… Huh sounds like a bunch ofsunitologist bullsh—- no, I will kll you anyways….
You have no idea what your signal unleashed. It attacked the deepest part of my mind and I now know my true power! I am cloned from the ichor of the god of darkness. I am a shadow and as you know shadows can’t be hurt. I will literally drive you insane with fear. You can not escape me I am everywhere! I’m right Behind you Devo!!! Ahahahahahahahahahahshahahahahaaaaa!
You know nothing, I have no fear, this planet is worthless, I’m going to finish preparations and begin. Prepare to meet your end.
oh you have fear I can taste it yours is hiDden but delicious.
Well then if you have no fear you won’t mind meeting me in open battle at the Hill of the Slane Ireland in about an hour? That way not only do you rid yourself of an enemy you also will be only a few hundred miles from the gateway. Or are you afraid?
Master Abstract has began his meal, he cannot perform any form of action until he is finished, alternatively Zyborg gave too much information, but now the questions cannot be answered! Now, your beginning to annoy me. Prepare to meet your end, for I am ARC, and I am undestroyable!
I liked you better when you talked in the third person. Less annoying by the way look behind you your shadow is here hahahahaaaaaaaaaa
Fine… Shall we begin then?
It’s already over. It was over the second you turned evil. Have fun across the void no way out! Only way to get out is to have someone let you out from our side! Bye don’t bother to write!
Your rather delusional.
I can’t be defeated. I am immortal and I am the ruler of the realms! Prepare to meet your end!
Gah!!! Zyborg what are you doing??? Stop taking your device from me!!! What the?
Make me!
the one, didnt mutt and zyborg kick your @ss a few days ago?
Sorta but me and Mutts souls are in the same body now. So when mutt gets suppressed I kick @ss!
Hardly, me and the doctor are the ones who fought the one, since he was possessed by choas, it’s annoyed me that choas didn’t actually know how to spell chaos but I guess that its too late to correct him.
Sherlock, thanks for telling me about the safehouse, I think I’ll go there now to rest, I need a long break, perhaps I could use this time to change my picture.
Last time he was fully formed was13000 years ago he was haveing enough problems with the english language. Nice to have you back Zyborg! Did you defeat ARC? I’m afraid I was only able to steal the star ball.
In theory yes I did defeat ARC, his powers were extreme, I am now fused with his form, I have gained the knowledge of ARC and his extraordinary powers, I used the monstrometer on myself and I’m now getting ghost along with the usual results of angel and cyborg, even better I can turn invisible now and even walk through things.
The longer I’m on this site, my name gets less and less accurate. Perhaps I should change it to something alittle more unique.
Also I think I have rediscovered my emotions, I just adopted a kitten, (rescued it from the clutches of a dogs mouth) so now I own a kitten, somehow I’m attached to it.
No kitten droppings on the property got it? You clean up after it ok?
Congradulations! I may have been able to shove abstarc through a portal across the void but I was protecting the star ball and he had about a dozen silverbloods. We will have to find him and eliminate him but I’m currentlytrying to find Stigma.
Alright Mutt, keep me informed, nothing would make me more refreshed than destroying the one who bugged me, don’t worry Sherlock, when I leave it will look like I was never here. I want to change my picture but I can’t find anything close to reflecting my personality.
Gimme a description of yourself and two days being kitsune I have had many years to hone a hopeful skill in drawing
gimme what you want and a few days I usually draw people but I can do animals and a lot of other things.
Nothing much, I’ve settled to just a robotic humanoid with wings without being forced to use my own image, I’ve been attacked by mobs because of my appearance so I’m often shy to show myself, when we fought choas you may have noticed I was wearing a hooded cloak, ( kind of a pain to wear since I grew my wings but still. If you want to give it a shot at drawing it then by all means, be careful though, cyborgs can be quite hard to please. Whether my programing accepts it or not though you will be thanked properly with a special gift.
Male cyborg with wings costume? In color? Or just graphite? I can do it all I even draw it the do it redo it in GIMP
Stigma…….,……………….. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!!!!!!!
Not a wings costume I literally have biological metal wings,
Hmm colored or graphite eh? I’m curious how both of those might turn out, so which one would you prefer doing?
I will do both then you take your pic I am making a deviant art account as we speak.
Much appreciated. I’m quite familiar with DeviantART, too bad I’m artistically challenged….haha
gotta find stigma before he does anything else!!!
I may need a day or 2
Zyborg! Stop messing with me!!
Mess with him Zyborg! Fight it!!!!
What is this? Zyborg gwahhhhh!!!
You take care of him I’ve got Devo!
My left side has been crushed…….. It isn’t healing properly, Sherlock I got your star ball and Doc…… I need you to get him out……………….
Oh I do hate the taste of pain coming!
Hahahaha! I’m back!
Steve Jobs died! OMG
It’s pretty sad isn’t it P5T5R, about Steve Jobs. Someone who both humans and cyborgs could look up to. And he was really young. I hope that all the things he set in motion can keep carrying on.
Cyborgs – we need some awesome analogue submissions to the Halloween Haiku Poetry Slam on the WW page. Submit your Haiku and tag someone else who needs to write one, then find one of their comments and respond, telling them it’s their turn. zeros and ones accepted, binary poetry is cool!!!
http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=605&cpage=62#comment-84424
Can I still haiku?
Or must we not continue
See what I can do.
I’d love to do more
I love to rhyme and haiku
Please let me join you.
Hey Seth I think Siri,apple’s new AI, would make a good article. I know that it’s not Halloween related. But it’s Important cyborg news.
Also I was thinking that there should be a part of the site to check up on what is going on on the site. This would be useful to help people catch up and so understand the comments posted better. There might be people who could help in certain situations who don’t know enough of what is going on to help. Take me for example, I would love to help but I would need to go on an epic scavenger hunt of comments just to track down what is going on enough to help people out. I would be greatly assisted by a part of the site where I could go to figure out what is going on so that I could help.
Your local cyborg and yours in survival,
P5t5r
Hail P5t5r,
Those are great suggestions. I’ll definitely try to get an article up about Siri in the next couple days and I am also going to try out your idea about an update page. It might be hard to keep it updated as sometimes there is a LOT going on on the page but I am going to give it a shot. Once I figure out exactly how I am going to do it I’ll post a link for you here.
Thanks again for the great suggestions and keep on keeping on.
Seth
P.S. You are awesometacular at Haiku!
Hey Seth how is the next monstrometer update going? Do you have an idea when you will be finished? Also do you have any idea when you will have a page or something that people can use to figure out what is going on. One last thing. I think adding some kind of distress beacon would be a good idea to help make sure that survivers in need get help. Survivers could activate it and it colul send out an email, notification, or even show up on a separate page that could be checked to see if anyone needs help. That way those in need could notify those who could help. This could greatly reduce the amount of time it normally takes for someone to receive aid thus saving survivers. The beacon could of course be turned off once help is no longer needed so as to make sure help arrives to current problems instead of problems which have already been solved.
Your local cyborg, your friend, and yours in survival,
P5t5r
Keep on keeping on Seth!
Hail P5t5r,
Glad to see that you are still keeping on keeping on.
I really like your distress beacon idea. I think that will definitely save a lot of lives. Now all I have to do is figure out how to build it. It probably needs to be built into the Monstrometer and then that would send a message to the site which would then authenticate the beacon and distribute the beacon message to everyone. I think that probably the distress calls should also be archived on the site. We probably also need to create a subscriber list to send the distress messages out to so that this information does not fall into the wrong hands. If you just broke your leg you really don’t need A51 showing up. This will be pretty complex to construct but I think it will be worth it. First though we have to finish the upgrades to the site.
In regards to the site functionality that I hope will allow people to be better able to keep track of what is going on I am hoping to have that done by the end of next month (January). I know that still seems like a long time away but unfortunately there are some aspects of the site that we have to rebuild almost from scratch in order to be able to make it work. with out breaking the whole site and exposing everyone’s identities to A51 (which would be a bad idea). Anyways Graham and I are making significant progress and so right now the end of January seems like a doable timeline.
By the way did you happen to see the new video that I posted on the front page?
Thanks for all the great ideas and keep on keeping on.
Seth
Hey Seth, how are these ideas going? I recently had a new idea. I think that it would be helpful to have a part of the site that has timelines for people’s names. This would help to keep track of who is who. That part should also have a resume of what things that survivor has done, what pages that survivor can usually be found on, and a brief summary/description of that survivor’s skills/talents, what kind of a monster they are, and the personality of that survivor. All this would help new survivors get to knos survivor veterans, help people keep track of names, and help survivors determine who would be most capable and interested in helping them. It would also help make new friends among survivors by showing them what they have in common. What do you think of this?
Keep on keeping on
Your local cyborg and friend,
P5t5r
Hail P5t5r,
Those are great ideas! I think Graham and I can work most of these ideas into the work we have been doing to update the site with out holding things up any longer.
We have been having some technical difficulties with the way that the site was originally built that means that we have been having to fix some of the infrastructure of the site first before we can implement the new stuff but we are getting closer and hopefully it won’t be too much longer before we can launch the new features.
Thanks for all the great ideas for improving the site and thanks for your patience.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Great minds think alike P5t5r! I’ve thought about a few of these myself.
I’m happy with the site for the most part, a few things can get out of hand, other than that, the site has a really mellow vibe.
I have bad ideas right now, I’m not going to list them because they are horrible.
Hail P5t5r,
As you probably have already noticed Graham and I actually managed to make some tangible progress in upgrading the site! Much of the frame work that we need to implement the rest of the improvements to the site is now in place.
Unfortunately we made a few mistakes when initially building the site that we are now paying for, mostly using a very bad way of implementing the design of the site so now we have to rebuild a lot of the code that makes the site look the way it does so that when we implement the next updates everything is not completely broken.
I am really excited about your ideas and I really think they will help survivors keep on keeping on through these dangerous times we live in so we are working hard to make the site able to do that.
Thanks again for all the great ideas and keep on keeping on.
Seth
P.S. Let me know if you notice any improvements in the site or if there is anything you see that is broken.
Hail P5t5r,
Thanks to your advice I’ve got an article up about Siri. Here’s a link: http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=3000
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Ah yes, the cyborg page, I feel at home here. Fantastic job Seth.
I kind of missed it, being on the werewolf page for so long.
Ah. Since my hands are together now VAL let me feel the eggs. I can’t believe I’m going to be a father.
The eggs radiate such a strong aura. I find it rather soothing.
This means I’ll have to retire from all those world saving crusades then…
My body is starting to regain form. ARC even fond my face while he was trying to find Silver.
I will soon be laying eyes on VAL and the shells that hold my children.
I hope this turns out for the better.
Weed!!! Look at how all my body parts just roll down the hill.
Just my luck… My limbs are spread out again….
My head fell into the river and is now being slowly pushed towards a waterfall. Great…
Now that my hand is not rolling I should fix a typo.
Fell not feel.
Weed- first thing I saw and got slapped in the face with.
Hail Zyboragon,
Fixed up that typo for you. Good thing you pointed that out I was pretty confused about how your head could feel into the river. I thought maybe it was like telepathy or something.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
P.S. hope your head doesn’t go over the waterfall. Let us know how you make out with that.
CJ says ‘HI’ and wantes u 2 know that getting your arm ripped off hurts and you should never try it.
i am now in high school and a whole year older.
can’t play Ringette this year cause of a really bad injery over the summer.
we found some old writing on dragons(some in a different language) and a tex on VAmpires with some verry interesting and new facts and info.
Aahh so your the vampire with a cyborg. I’m the One, a Hybrid. Nice to make your equatince.
Hail Cinder,
Hi back to CJ, Sorry to hear about his arm. Good thing he warned me, I was just thinking about getting that done, I thought it might be fun but it seems that is not the case. Good safety tip.
Sorry to hear about your injury. It must suck to not be able to do something that you really like. Hopefully it will heal soon. How did you injure yourself?
New facts about Dragons and Vampires!!!! Please share. I really want to know. I love facts and that’s a fact!
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Hey just wanna wish every one a merry Christmas I just got on break so of anyone has any questions even though I’m new I love to do research so just ask me about anything and I will be willing to answer
Hey Seth I just ran over to my neighbors house to get some jello but when I stepped out onto my porch something tht looked like a bone fell out of the sky do u know what it could be?P.S.do u have any muffins?
PS – I do not at present have any delicious muffins however I’m told muffins.com is an excellent muffin resource…
Does this mean your lycanthropy is progressing?
Seth
Hey Warewolves Rule121. I’m P5t5r the local cyborg. I don’t get on the site much but when I do I try to help out as much as I can. I like research too. Bones tend to have a mystical significance when they are significant. Do you know what kind of bone it is? Different bones have different uses. Does it have any symbols on it. Look up rituals and mysticism involving bones to get an idea what it could be. The rest of the site can ask questions and make observations about what is going on to help you get to the bottom of it. One theory for example could be that a local witch used a locator spell to find a werewolf and put the spell on a bone, bones do carry spells well. Another theory is that it could be an omen of bad things to come. I don’t have any evidence to support these guesses but those were the possibilities that came to mind for me. Maybe other members of the site can give you other options and try to help you figure it out. If it is a witch locator spell then you need to figure out why a witch is looking for you. If it is for bad proposes than you should be on the lookout for a witch. On the other hand a witch could be looking for you to help you with your lycanthropy or make sure you have it under control. If it is an omen though than it is almost certainly an omen of bad things to come. If this is the case you need to be on the lookout for what the omen was telling you about. The omen could even be a warning given to you by a good witch to warn you of dangers ahead. Then again it could just as easily be part of an evil spell to harm you in some way. It could even have been left by a shapeshifter as a warning or threat to you. Whatever it is you will have to stay vigilant. If it is something good you won’t want to miss it. But if it is something bad than you need to be ready for what is coming. When it comes to supernatural phenomenon than it pays to remain watchful, vigilant, and ready. You can never be too paranoid in a world like this one with so many dangerous individuals lurking around every corner. So do your research on rituals and mysticism. After all knowing is half the battle. The other half is using the knowledge and skills you posses. You can always chang the knowledge and skills you posses to match whatever situation you face. I don’t mean to sound paranoid to you. I am not usually this way. I am just trying to keep you safe like I do for the rest of the site. It’s my way of saying welcome to the site. Now you are one of us and we stick by eachother just ask anyone. No one is left behind and someone experienced and knowledgeble can always be there for you. I am probably sounding like a cultist now aren’t I? I don’t mean to I am just Obsessed/Devoted/Passionate about these kinds of things so I seem a little too much. I am looking more like a cultist now aren’t I? I don’t mean to do that we are all just friends here, even if we don’t get along always. We fight eachother but a more loyal, dedicated, devoted, kind, courageous, and passionate group than us you probably won’t find.(No that is not an insult to the rest of the world, we are just all amazing.). I got off topic for a while I sincerely apologize to you from the depths of my heart. If you want a short answer ask Someone else, around here I am famous for rediculously long comments. Just remember to research mysticism and rituals about bones. Try to make theories and cross them out one by one based on the evidence. If you have any questions then ask anyone on the site or do more research. (you did say that you love research). I will try to check back in time to see whatever your response is.
So be vigilant and keep on keeping on ! ,
Your local cyborg( and hopefully new friend) P5t5r
PS. I hope that you are okay with me butting in to your conversation with Seth. I only did so to answer your question and to try to help you out. (;
Hail P5t5r,
Wow. Thanks for the awesomely insightful answer to WerewolvesRule121. It totally made my day and I think it will help WerewolvesRule121 survive.
You are right this is an awesome community.
Thanks again and keep on keeping on.
Seth
Hail P5t5r,
Have you seen this AI? http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=3458
I would be very interested to hear what you think about the potential threat posed by this device.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Hey Seth, I think that that AI has scary abilities but probably lacks intelegence. The only danger it would serve is if it was controlled by someone with malevolent intent or if it was working with another AI. Actually about cyborg news, I was wondering what you thought about the cyborg initiative to stop SOPA and PIPA. The cyborgs at websites like Wikipedia, Firefox, Google specifically have been protesting against PIPA and SOPA alongside with other protesting cyborgs such as the hackers of Anonymous. I just thought that this project was an interesting and important piece of news for the site and wanted to make sure that the other survivers were informed about this. I am hoping to be able to help you keep up with cyborg news because there is plenty of it even if it is not immediately apparent to most people. I figure that between the two of us we can keep track of the news after all you are an experienced survivorologist and I am a cyborg.
Your local and informed cyborg,
P5t5r
Hail P5t5r,
Thanks for another great cyber tip. SOS can always count on you for latest news from cyberia. I’m not quite sure what to think about SOPA and PIPA yet, because I’ve been thinking about all the Draconians waking up on Monday for the start of the Dragon Year. You really think there’s a cyborg conspiracy against it?
Keep on keeping on when you get a chance.
Seth
PS – Don’t tell Graham I’m replacing him with Siri sometime in February
Hey Seth I just ran over to my neighbors house to get some jello but when I stepped out onto my porch something tht looked like a bone fell out of the sky do u know what it could be?P.S.do u have any muffins?
Hail Werewolfs Rule121,
Thanks for checking in and Merry Christmas back to you. Falling bones are generally NOT considered a great sign. At best they lead to annoying bonehead jokes. And at worst…
Well let me ask you a few questions first. About how big was this falling bone exactly? And did you eat this jello your neighbor gave you?
Thanks for keeping on and for your kind offer to help out around here on the site. As you may know, this site relies on survivors like you because otherwise it’s just me and I can’t be everywhere all the time. Yet. Scientists are working on that. Until then I rely on you!
Seth
Oops hit the comment button too many times
Hey Seth, can’t you let Graham and Sam (or whatever his name is) comment too? I’d like to see what they would say…
Hail Queen Luna,
I have asked Graham to try to comment more and he grumbled something about me keeping him up until 5 am two nights in a row to get the site updates done and them mumbled something about having homework to do and the SOS social network to implement before he stormed off. I am sure he will be commenting sometime soon.
Sam is a little bit hurt that you couldn’t remember his name and so he is currently pouting in his room and playing Call of Duty and refusing to comment on the site. I think he is also still a little bit mad that that I took away his SOS user account after he used it to post LOLCat Zombie Cats all over the front page of the site during the great LOLZombieCat Apocalypse of 2011.
Although the last thing he said before slamming the door was, “Yeah well say Hi to Queen Luna or whatever her name is!”. So there you go. “Hi!” from Sam.
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Seth, this may just be my professional opinion, but you may need to add another digit to the lives saved counter soon.
Hail ARC MK II,
Sorry for not replying to this earlier. I just wanted to say thank you for alerting me to the impending breakage of the “Lives Saved Counter’. Thanks to your warning I was able to get Graham to help me fix it in record time… well record time for us anyways.
Thanks again and keep on keeping on.
Seth
Hey Seth it feels good to be back on. I found some cyborg news recently.
In cyborg news today this week is Robotics week so congrats to all of our possible future overlords, their predecessors, their future, and their creators. Also the private space company called SpaceX is considering a Texas launch site. For those of you not familiar with the company Space Exploration Technologies aka. SpaceX was founded 10 years ago by Elon Musk, the co-founder of PayPal (who is obviously a cyborg). His company makes rockets, rocket engines, space capsules, and other space travel related technology. Now his company is considering getting another launch site for their rockets. Possible launch sites include places in Texas, Florida, and Puerto Rico. These locations are good for SpaceX because they allow it to launch east over the water and because it takes less fuel for rockets to reach orbit when they are close to the equator.
Your loyal cyborg and survivor,
P5t5r
Greetings and Salutations, P5t5r! It’s been a while. Most fascinating news on the cyborg front, why do you think Cyborgs would want to go to space? Are they attempting to contact aliens or are they just being trendy?
hail Mr. Mutt,
Just letting you know that P5t5r replied to you below. Here is a link:
http://sethonsurvival.com/monstrometer/cyborgs/comment-page-4#comment-127784
Keep on keeping on.
Seth
Hail P5t5r, it feels good to see you back! Glad to know you’re keeping on and thanks for the tip about Robotics Week. Now that I know, how should we celebrate? How does a cyborg like you celebrate?
Keep on keeping on with the ridiculously long and informative comments.
Seth
Hey Mr. Mutt,
I am gad to hear from you. I think the cyborgs want to go to space for a wide variety of reasons. I don’t know if contacting any specific group of aliens would be on their minds but maybe speaking with aliens in general is on the agenda. I think the biggest reasons that they would want to go to space is the technology that would be developed in the process. Space is a land of many unsolved mysteries of science as well. Space travel puts a lot of problems in one place out in the open to be solved. So I think that they want the mysteries solved just as much as we do, perhaps even more. However the main goal is probably to further technology. Although I personally think that along with the technology boost, plenty of cyborgs want to go to space because they think it is as cool as we think that it is.
Your informed yet theorizing cyborg,
P5t5r
Hail P5t5r,
How are things with you? Still keeping on keeping on I hope. I just wanted to let you know that Quinlan sent you a message below. Here’s a link:
http://sethonsurvival.com/monstrometer/cyborgs/comment-page-4#comment-150950
Seth
Hey p5t5r, been a while since I’ve heard from you
It’s funny how things work out. I leave for almost a year and when I come back scarly, p5t5r, pauzzis and almost everyone else I know is gone
I know the feeling. Welcome back, Quinlan. Scarly and Pauzzis; Left long ago. well, as you can see, faithful p5t5r is still and hopefully; will always be
here.
Hey Quinlan,
how’s it going. It has been forever. Sorry I didn’t respond earlier, I’ve been buisy at the end of the school year and some of that carried into the summer. Some of the not-respondingness is due to lazieness however. I feel like resting now that summer is here. Actually for me, only a few days is a pretty fast response time. Now that summer is here I will probably check the site (and my email) more often.
P5t5r? Do you know how I can help Anerian and her egg laying?
I’d love to help. Tell me as much info on the eggs and the situation so I can help you best.
She made a nest made of this strange black material for the eggs and kicked me out. Me and her are voidspawn. She got infected by “the shadow beast”.
I you want to know more about that, you’ll have to ask Dren… But he got kiIIed.
I’m just kinda worried about her… Before she kicked me out, she had already laid 83 eggs.
Do you think that the black stuff is due to “the shadow beast”? Also, sorry for asking but what are voidspawn?
If not made clear by our name, we are beings friom the void. We either got lost here while we were whelps, or born here. The void causes a lot of severe physical changes to us… Such as our skin and flesh peeling off, more bones (or spikes) start to grow… You probably…
So do you think being infected by “the shadow beast” will affect the eggs?
It will. I’m sure of it…
Is there any way that you might be able to “uninflect” the eggs without harming the babies? Also what do you think it will do to the babies? It was a “shadow beast” do you think that some kind of light could fix it? Is there anyone that you know who could analyze the eggs to asses the damage?
……………. That’s why I was asking you.
Alright, I’ll see if we can figure this out. What DO you know about “the shadow beast”? How do voidspawn normally react to light and darkness?
This Sunday Space Exploration Technologies, aka Space X, launches a rocket from Cape Canaveral. This will be the first in its series of missions carrying payloads to the ISS. Space X is the first company to send a rocket to dock with the ISS, and soon the first to carry a cargo payload there.
It’s been a long time since the last launch and we are glad to have someone using Cape Canaveral again. If you are in the area, come on out and see it.
Hey!
Wuz up
I think Alchemists should be added as their own kind of monster. They are about as different from humans as time travelers are, if not more so. It would also help the search become more precise as some aspects of being an Alchemist are similar to those of other creatures. An affinity for gold for example could be a sign of being an alchemist or a leprechaun despite how different the two are. An intrest in the moon could also be for alchemical reasons instead of from lycanthropy. Alchemists also, like many other monsters, have their own unique set of skills. Depending on the alchemist they may be immortal, able to heal all ills, able to dissolve any substance INCLUDING gold, able to transmute one element into another, or even able to create life from nonliving materials. Also Alchemists meet 2 basic requirements that monsters tend to meet: Alchemists are A) biologically different than humans in that they live eternally and B) Alchemists are supernaturally different from humans in that they purify themselves as well as the metal. In these ways an alchemist is similar to other monsters and should be identified by the monstrometer both to achieve better results, and because they meet all of the qualifications to be their own type of monster.
Your local cyborg,
P5t5r
This comment is in reference to the above comment which is in moderation. 1) for what reason, such as what mod word, is it in moderation. And 2) If you want you can put the decision on wether or not Alchemists qualify as monsters and should be added to the monstrometer to a vote to see what the site thinks.
How come my past 6 or so comments have been put on “Awaiting Moderation” status? Is it some word I used? Is my name a mod word? I am only trying to help out.
Your local confused cyborg,
P5t5r
The word com in my above comment currently in moderation should be come not com. As in how come, not how com. How come as in for what reason. I am beggining to wonder how come I am so calm when all of the past several comments are all under moderation.