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Cannibals

October 7, 2009 By Seth 152 Comments

cannibalDangerSign-Small-optYOU MAY BE DEALING WITH A CANNIBAL

DON’T:

1. Call him a big anthropofag. They hate that.

2. Offer her your cat food alien-bait. It’s like giving dishwater to a wine drinker. A cannibal may begin eating human flesh to avoid starvation, but continues to eat it because they actually love the taste of your human veal.

3. Whatever you do don’t just lounge there in the hot tub as the cannibals add sliced carrots and pepper…

DO:

1. Suck in your cheeks and stomach, try to look stringy and undelicious. Cannibals are actually quite picky and properly preparing human meat is a difficult task, so send not-worth-the-time signals.

2. Show her your medic alert jewelry. If you don’t have any medic alert jewelry yet, now is the time to invest. Think diffuse, blood-borne ailments like HIV and Hep C over isolated organ-specific ones – it does no good to spare your kidney if you’re not around to use it.

3. Take a shower immediately following strenuous activity. All that salt on your skin makes you smell like snack food.

4. FREAK OUT! With Cannibals you don’t have to hold back or be brave. In fact, it’s a proven survival strategy. Cannibals know that a protracted, adrenaline soaked, action movie-inspired chase and struggle will spoil the fine taste of your meat. So go ahead and FREAK OUT!

May 12, 2012: Recent evidence shows cannibals may have traded in their big iron pots and open fires for the food supplement business! Cannibal capsules were seized in Seoul, South Korea this week. Check out the news here. The good news here is that you may be able to temporarily calm a cannibal using Baby Aspirin.

by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com

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  1. Alexthewerewolf says

    March 14, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    Lol freak out

    Reply
  2. Vampire A. A. says

    March 18, 2010 at 8:54 pm

    I know 🙁

    Reply
  3. Alexthewerewolf says

    March 19, 2010 at 10:32 pm

    Tik tok clamers pop let’s go fight onmy thermo you’ll be white 😀

    Reply
  4. Vampire Amelia says

    April 4, 2010 at 11:19 am

    Hey Seth why do you think Ted turner is a canibal?

    Reply
    • Seth says

      April 5, 2010 at 11:23 pm

      Well take a look at this video where Ted Turner is prognosticating the rise of the cannibal new world order.

      Seth

      Reply
      • Curiousfella :D says

        March 15, 2011 at 9:31 pm

        Oh h$@$# yea he is a canniable.

        NOTE: sry for the bad language.

        Reply
        • Seth says

          March 16, 2011 at 5:10 pm

          Hail Curiousfella :D,

          Love your new avatar! Now it’s official; anytime anyone says those words they must be credited to you.

          Also yeah about the swearing thing… Although some recent scientific studies indicate that swearing out loud is actually beneficial to survival to the extent that it diffuses anxiety and creates a beneficial chemical reaction on a cellular level, it only has this effect if you don’t swear all the time so for example somebody who swears in every sentence they speak every day, would not receive the positive physiological benefit while somebody who swears only under dire circumstances could count on a chemical hit of survivor energy. However, none of this applies to written swears so thanks for not doing it!

          And thanks for keeping on,

          Seth

          Reply
  5. Vampire Amelia says

    April 6, 2010 at 7:12 pm

    Yeah I sure see why.

    Reply
  6. Vampire Amelia says

    April 8, 2010 at 5:05 pm

    Wow. I agree he is a cannibal

    Reply
  7. Gabriel castillo says

    October 5, 2010 at 7:17 pm

    Yep a pack of cannibals there’s a gang called the wolf pack there humans but they come in packs of 16 -20. If your dead there going to eat you I’m in deep **** they have tail fake eyecolor and fake pointy ears but the leader is a real one that was hell battling 50. At one jeez

    Reply
    • Seth says

      October 6, 2010 at 3:05 pm

      This is disturbing news Survivor Gabriel, cannibals are historically loners or operate in small groups. A group of this size has the potential to do some serious chowing down. Do you have any additional information to report on them?

      Seth

      Reply
  8. Gabriel castillo says

    October 6, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    Not much but I know one thing they have no fe3r

    Reply
  9. Shadow wolf says

    October 11, 2010 at 7:31 pm

    Woah… What area are they in? Any sighting in California?

    Reply
    • Seth says

      October 17, 2010 at 9:04 pm

      Well I don’t want to alarm you but California may have been settled in part by Cannibals. Ever hear of the Donner Party… well rumor has it they were more like the Donner Dinner Party. In the winter of 1846-47 a party of 87 settlers got trapped by snow in the mountains and only 48 made it out alive. Legend has it that they ate their fallen companions to stay alive during the extremely harsh mountain winter where the snow was 22 feet deep. If you take the I-80 up into the mountains you can see a monument to them by Truckee.

      So you might want to think twice about getting into a hot tub in California particularly if they start chopping carrots into it after you get in.

      Seth

      Reply
      • Canadian werewolf in ontario says

        January 31, 2012 at 7:35 am

        Um my friend sheds skin monthly do u know what he Is cause I know. What I am witch is a werewolf please respond werewolf of Canada-:-

        Reply
        • Seth says

          January 31, 2012 at 2:40 pm

          Hail CWO,

          Thanks for checking in! Glad to know you are still keeping on out there. Thanks for this most interesting question, which probably deserves to be added to The Monstrometer in the next update. I will try to guess what your friend is.

          First, let me work through it. There are several creatures who visibly shed epidermal cells, notably:

          1. Mermish – Mermaids and monsters begin to scale and shed in human form in anticipation of transforming into fish, often as a result of a drop of water. These scales dry up and turn to dust when they fall off.

          2. Draconians – Draconians have stray scales that linger on their person between transformations. They are much bigger than mermish scales and they glitter. They don’t disappear when they fall off.

          3. Some aliens – This is hard to describe because as you know the universe is a big place and there are several different kinds of aliens. However there are some alien species that are known to rapidly replace and change their skins and in fact some shapeshifter claim alien origins.

          I know he’s not a werewolf because while WWs do get a new skin every month after the full moon, they do not “shed” their skin per say, instead their skin is mophducted and recycled into hair.

          So, okay without further ado, here’s my guess. If his skin falls off and disappears? Then I guess MERMONSTER. If it falls off in glittering scales? Then I guess DRACONIAN.

          How’d I do?

          Thanks for keeping on.

          Seth

          P.S. Were you ever contacted by the WW who bit you?

          (BTW – Did you ever identify the WW who bit you?)

          Reply
      • dogfriend says

        April 28, 2013 at 7:47 pm

        Seth if they have I’m in some deep trouble so I may need tips 😛

        Reply
  10. gold moon the everything says

    February 5, 2011 at 4:41 pm

    noooooooooooooo when turn 18 i want to move to Downey,California

    Reply
    • Seth says

      February 8, 2011 at 12:02 am

      Hail gold moon,

      Why do you want to move to Downey California? I mean besides it being the home of the first ever Taco Bell, McDonalds #3, All-Start third baseman Evan Longoria, and Weird Al Yankovic.

      Hmmm…. fast food… cannibals… Weird Al… it is all beginning to make sense now.

      Seth

      Reply
  11. gold moon the everything says

    February 9, 2011 at 8:20 am

    i want to move there because one of my idols were born there

    Reply
    • Seth says

      February 9, 2011 at 2:23 pm

      Hail gold moon,

      Which of your idols was born there? There are quite a few famous people from there.

      Seth

      Reply
  12. Metallica fangirl 13 says

    February 14, 2011 at 4:48 pm

    James Hetfield lead singer and haromny guitar/frontman for metallica

    Reply
    • Seth says

      February 18, 2011 at 12:25 am

      Ah yes I should have suspected as much. What is your favourite Metallica song? Mine is “Enter Sandman”.

      Seth

      Reply
      • Metallica fangirl 13 says

        February 18, 2011 at 10:15 am

        i <3 them all

        Reply
        • Seth says

          February 27, 2011 at 6:06 pm

          Well sure but are there some that you <3 the most?

          Seth

          Reply
          • Metallica fangirl 13 says

            February 27, 2011 at 7:16 pm

            my fave ones would have 2 b “Welcome home (Sanitarium”,”leper messiah”,”enter sandman”,”- human”,”Of wolf and man”(ironic isn’t it),”One”and”Orion”.
            sicerely,metallica fangirl 13
            p.s “enter sandman” is “enter sandman” not “enter the sandman”

            Reply
      • Bluestar says

        March 22, 2014 at 3:32 pm

        That ONG IS SOOOOO HARD ON ROCKBAND GAAAAHHHHH DONT REMIND ME OF IT I NEARLY FAILED OUT OF THE SONG

        Reply
        • Bluestar says

          March 22, 2014 at 3:32 pm

          *song not ONG

          Reply
  13. Steel wolf says

    March 15, 2011 at 8:09 pm

    Small world, my friend is a canniball vampire.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      March 16, 2011 at 5:14 pm

      Hail Steelwolf,

      Thanks for this report. Definitely not the best news here. As friendly as your friend may be, you should know that cannibals are usually very friendly but that doesn’t mean you should accept any dinner invites!

      Keep on keeping on,

      Seth

      Reply
  14. pauzzis97 says

    April 15, 2011 at 6:31 pm

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh to creppy i hate cannibals !!! 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯

    Reply
  15. Metallica Fangirl 13 says

    June 20, 2011 at 7:38 pm

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm………… human flesh tastes yummy

    Reply
  16. Kodapugsydpuggle says

    July 19, 2011 at 1:46 pm

    I remember in the newer willy wonka movie when They are in that room where everything is edible and willy’s like:
    ” Everything in this room, my children, is edible. Even me. But that, my friends, is called cannibalism and is frowned apon in most societies.”

    Lol

    Reply
    • Seth says

      July 24, 2011 at 12:57 am

      Hail Kodapugsydpuggle,

      🙂 Thanks for checking in and keeping on with these wise words from the great Willy Wonka! That kooky candyman knows his dangerous societal taboos! 🙂

      (Kinda makes you wonder though if he produces any candy for those OTHER societies… you know the ones where cannibalism is SMILED UPON????)

      Seth

      Reply
      • Kole says

        March 24, 2012 at 12:00 am

        Seth,
        I think the ONLY societies where canniblism is smiled apon would be an entire community of cannibles..just statin the obvious… 😉

        Reply
  17. Zyborg says

    September 14, 2011 at 4:12 am

    Interesting, you know some cultures cannibalize the dead because they believe it gives peace to their spirits. However it is not a taste they’re fond off, they normally have to poor wine on the flesh before they can eat it. I imagine that bottle would be empty in no time. Although most of these groups that cannibalize claim that you can get the strength of the person by eating them, some even believe it cures decease by giving a person immunities to the eater. Either way I’m not keen on the idea of eating human for dinner.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      September 23, 2011 at 12:59 am

      Hail Zyborg,

      Thanks for this interesting addition to the cannibal research. I’m assuming these cultures you describe are not the Ted Turner kind, who are probably killing and eating other humans for dinner but in fact waiting until after they die?

      Either way your research has interesting implications for surviving encounters with cannibals ie: pretending to have a deadly disease would not be protection. However I’m willing to be running like mad is still indicated!

      Seth

      Reply
      • Zyborg says

        September 23, 2011 at 1:20 am

        Perhaps saying that you just wired explosives to yourself would scare them away, not that I’m applying that anyone should actually wire bombs to yourself, that’d be crazy!
        I noticed a large increase of cannibals moving into Nevada, I haven’t heard anything about them but I still believe it’s something to keep an eye on. Also did you know some cannibals are trying to eat themselves? I don’t understand how they could even attempt that but I’ve noticed a few eating their own arms. What us this madness??

        Reply
        • Seth says

          September 29, 2011 at 4:38 pm

          Hail Zyborg,

          Thanks for the heads up to Nevada residents and for this excellent observation re: autosarcophagous behavior of cannibal kind. I believe this calls for a new Monstrometer question – all credit to the Zyborg of course. Graham are you recording this? Or are you going to make me do it…

          Nvmd. Of course he’s going to make me do it. Too busy uploading himself. Graham the Unseen forever.

          Seth

          Reply
          • TempestZyboragon says

            September 29, 2011 at 5:12 pm

            Seth I wish to know exactly what these cannibals are up too, I’m wanting conduct an investigation but right now I’m trying to find ways to save stigma while not making CK angry.

            What do you think they’re up to? It’s been troubling me for quite some time, and why is this happening while I’m getting weird messages from leprechauns? Are all monsters that aren’t on this site planning for a massive attack? Scarly even said that the cyborgs are snooping around again. Could all of this be side-effects of the void?

            Also I’ve traveled through wormholes and have seen void chipmunks, apparently they don’t like the smell of salami and flee at the site of it. Could that be helpful if you make that void chipmunk episode?

            Reply
            • The One says

              September 29, 2011 at 5:22 pm

              You guys realize Mutt was talking about reg… Never mind. It could be that all races have united under one human hateing flag for different reasons. Which means it’s time to start operation “Things Have Gotten Out of Control” Mutt had hoped we’d never have to use it……..

              Reply
              • TempestZyboragon says

                September 29, 2011 at 5:28 pm

                Haha. Yes mutt/one.
                Describe what this operation is all about please.

                Reply
                • The One says

                  September 29, 2011 at 5:35 pm

                  Can’t sorry Mutt gave me orders not to actually mention what it is and I still haven’t found him so I cshrhdrbfz

                  Reply
            • Seth says

              November 18, 2011 at 2:57 pm

              Hail TempestZyboragon,

              VOID CHIPMUNKS!!! How could I have overlooked this? I wish I had seen this comment earlier. I am stocking up on the salami as we speak. Do you have any more information since your original posting?

              VOID CHIPMUNKS! Clearly an issue that needs some attention. As you probably already know, I’m busy preparing the footage from my research mission this summer for release. I’m talking about the mysterious case of a certain werewolf from this site who was not transforming. You know who you are! It should be ready any week now but after that? VOID CHIPMUNKS!

              Thanks for keeping on Zyboragon.

              Seth

              Reply
              • Zyboragon says

                May 28, 2012 at 10:09 pm

                I almost forgot how awesome the Void Chipmunks are.
                (They are nasty creatures, still pretty awesome though).

                Reply
  18. Zyboragon says

    November 18, 2011 at 3:26 pm

    Yes,

    Void Chipmunks hate
    1. Salami
    2. Raccoon Tails
    3. Frogs
    4. Acorns
    5. They hate ordinary chipmunks and everything they stand for.
    _____________________
    Void Chipmunks love
    1. Pineapple juice
    2. Any kind of marital arts weaponry
    3. Bubble wrap ( even void chipmunks can’t resist bubble wrap)
    4._________
    5._________

    I can’t remember four and five. Still debating my decision of ARC’s little choice game.

    Oh and don’t ever test out its biting power! Their teeth can tear through steel.

    Reply
    • Seth says

      November 26, 2011 at 7:13 pm

      Thanks Zyboragon,

      That is some great info about Void Chipmunks. Now I have a very important question for you, when you say that Void Chipmunks hate acorns does that mean that putting an acorn on a necklace around your neck is an effective warding strategy or is it an excellent way to have your thyroid gland become collateral damage as a Void Chipmunk destroys the acorn? I really would like to know the answer to that question.

      Thanks again for the great info and keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      P.S. if you think of what 4 and 5 are then please update us.

      Reply
    • Zyboragon says

      May 28, 2012 at 10:14 pm

      I found two more things about Void Chipmunks. Seems like this is the best spot to post.

      I’ll just add it as four and five, I don’t remember if I uodated the list somewhere else but it doesn’t matter because these are brand new facts..

      Void Chipmunks Iove:
      4. Applesauce
      5. Ketchup

      Acorns are bad to carry around.
      (Just figured I’d update).

      Reply
  19. The Monstrumologist says

    December 27, 2011 at 7:36 pm

    Seth I think your website is having trouble uploading comments. This is the fourth time I have tried to post. I don’t even know if this is going to work. It keeps saying that my request has timed out. Anyways just wanted to tell you, that you might find Jonathan Swift’s “A Modest Proposal” interesting. If you have gotten this message about three other times, I’m sorry. 😐

    Reply
    • Seth says

      December 27, 2011 at 10:11 pm

      Hail The Monstrumologist,

      Sorry again for your problems with the site. Thanks for persevering and thanks for reminding me that I should update the Cannibals’ page with more historical information.

      I am indeed familiar with Mr. Swift’s work but thanks for pointing it out. Cannibalism is indeed not a new threat. Mr. Turner (see above http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=637&cpage=1#comment-2325) is certainly not the first cannibalism proponent.

      Mr. Swift unlike many cannibals doesn’t even try to hide the side that make many squeamish. For those that don’t know about “A Modest Proposal” here is an excerpt:

      ”I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled …”

      Now while I certainly do not dispute that the nutritional value babies is superior to eating fast food. The consumption of both is quite contrary to the stated survival goals of this site and as a friend of mine is fond of saying, “every time you eat a baby God kills a kitten.”

      Do you have any further information or insights about this or any other survival related topics? If so they would be much appreciated.

      Thanks again and keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  20. Seth says

    January 15, 2012 at 6:39 pm

    Hail to those interested in Cannibals or Zombies, Zombies, Cannibals, Survivors of Zombies or Cannibals and friends/enemies of Zombies and/or Cannibals,

    Interesting new information about Zombie Berries is available at this link:
    http://sethonsurvival.com/?p=3577

    Apparently they are making some cannibal groups angry.

    Thanks to Zyboragon for the tip.

    Keep on keeping on.

    Seth

    Reply
  21. Rome says

    February 3, 2012 at 10:35 pm

    hey seth

    Reply
  22. Rome says

    February 3, 2012 at 10:37 pm

    hi seth

    Reply
  23. Seth says

    May 29, 2012 at 6:41 pm

    Hail Survivors,

    As you’re probably aware, a strange case from Miami today has people asking: zombie or cannibal?

    It sounds like a zombie to me but many newscasters are calling it the case of the Naked Cannibal

    Please weigh in if you have an opinion…

    Seth

    Reply
  24. blossomfire says

    August 22, 2012 at 10:36 am

    Are they in conneticut?

    Reply
    • Seth says

      September 14, 2012 at 6:28 pm

      Hail Blossomfire,

      Sorry for the delay in getting to your question, the last few weeks have been crazy!

      Are cannibals in Connecticut? Well the short answer to that is yes. Cannibals are pretty much everywhere. Well not everywhere like there isn’t one in my bathroom at this moment but what I mean is that every state in America certainly has a cannibal or 10 in it. So undoubtably there are cannibals in Connecticut but you shouldn’t be too concerned, cannibals make up less that 1 percent of the population of Connecticut. There are way too many Vampires, Werewolves, Draconians, Shapeshifters and Leprechauns in Connecticut to leave much room for a whole bunch of Cannibals. So that’s good news.

      Keep on keeping on.

      Seth

      Reply
  25. The Ouroboros Eternal says

    January 12, 2013 at 7:42 pm

    http://mythe.ucoz.com/

    Reply
  26. Quintessa says

    January 14, 2013 at 11:42 pm

    I think my neighbours are cannibals.

    Reply
  27. Scarheart says

    April 26, 2013 at 12:55 am

    ok i’m just saying this for all you cannibals out there….You come near my fat werewolf self and your a** is gonna get cut. I ALWAYS gots a knife on me sucka. Big Sharp Iraqi Military Knife. I LOVE KNIVES!!!!!!!!

    and seth…sorry for meh language, i just had to put dat out there

    Reply
  28. Jerry9012 says

    September 20, 2013 at 6:04 pm

    What? Has no one noticed Ke$ha is a cannibal? Just saying, watch for her.

    Reply
  29. Bluestar says

    October 16, 2013 at 8:52 pm

    Ok….ill definately keep my dad’s unused knife handy to kill cannibals hey seth did you know that in new guinea and new zealand the maori at theor adversaries and suffered a “laughing disease” when you laugh uncontrollably when they stopped eating other ppl the disease went away.

    Reply
  30. Predator says

    December 16, 2013 at 12:51 am

    So, I heard about this site through an interesting source. Dinner, so. First I would like to introduce myself, call me Predator, or Pred when you refer or talk to me. I am a cannibal, and as before mentioned, heard about this site through a meal of mine. I am also female, which as I understand it is quite rare nowadays. Anyway, you are all free to join me for supper anytime. No, I’m kidding. Or am I? 😛

    Reply
    • Grimm Reaper says

      December 16, 2013 at 4:42 pm

      Hail Predator!

      While you’re offer is tempting, I must politely decline. It’s not that I wouldn’t like to join you or anything… I’m just vegetarian is all. If you need any help, feel free to post a comment to me, or another survivor! We’ll be happy to help!

      Keep on keeping on.

      Reaper

      Reply
    • Scarlett Lupa says

      December 16, 2013 at 5:47 pm

      I decline also for dinner mademoiselle…unfortunately I don’t have dinner…I don’t get hungry a lot and second of all I don’t dine with strangers nor with cannibals….

      Reply
    • Bluestar says

      June 25, 2014 at 2:32 am

      … thats against society predator and oh yeah im armed TO THE TEETH yes ill bite i am a werewolf or shoot

      Reply
      • Predator says

        June 25, 2014 at 1:16 pm

        Aw, your no fun. 😥 You are worse than that Grimm Reaper fellow up above. Vegetarians are disgusting. Now if you excuse me, I’ve got to get back to my deli. Meanie. 😥

        Reply
        • Bluestar says

          June 25, 2014 at 5:03 pm

          Im not a vegetarian im a werewolf which means im a carnivore but i only eat chicken beef pork lamb and thats it im against cannibalism because you are now inhuman when you do that, and i probably taste like dog and id NEVER eat one because they are pets not food

          Reply
          • Predator says

            June 25, 2014 at 6:57 pm

            I didn’t mean you were a vegitarian, that so called ‘Grimm’ Reaper is a vegitarian. Werewolves are all right. And maybe I’d eat a dog with a little BBQ sauce, maybe a pinch of salt. 😆

            Reply
            • Bluestar says

              June 25, 2014 at 7:34 pm

              How dare you… dogs arent food :I

              Reply
              • Predator says

                June 25, 2014 at 10:10 pm

                Actually, in most of the world. I.E South America, Asia, Africa, some parts of Europe, some parts of Australia, even in North America, dogs are considered to be food. Sure, some parts are indeed different on that. North America being the stingiest on it, but they eat dog everywhere. Hell, I bet you when you eat Chinese food, your eating some sort of stray animal and not just “Chicken”.

                Reply
                • Bluestar says

                  June 26, 2014 at 2:30 am

                  ..im Chinese AWW F$&@

                  Reply
  31. Hatter says

    December 16, 2013 at 5:52 pm

    Hey Pred hope you don’t kill us bye

    Reply
    • Scarlett Lupa says

      December 17, 2013 at 3:29 pm

      Nice message hatter that’s like saying “please don’t stomp on us”as a herd of elephants come rampaging towards us…it’s not effective besides I’m too smart to go dine with somebody that just said she was an cannibal on the whole net…but you I’m not so sure…

      Reply
      • Grimm Reaper says

        December 17, 2013 at 3:43 pm

        You have a point Miss Lupa. Hatter, while extremely powerful. Has a tendency to get into a ton of trouble. Of course, I hardly have room to speak. But, you know.

        Reply
        • Hatter says

          December 17, 2013 at 3:49 pm

          Ok name one thing that happened to me that was my fault where I got in trouble and no this week in survival dec 07 does not count as one.

          Reply
          • Scarlett Lupa says

            December 17, 2013 at 3:55 pm

            Really want me to make a list? Cause I will…

            Reply
            • Hatter says

              December 17, 2013 at 4:13 pm

              Sure list away

              Reply
              • Scarlett Lupa says

                December 17, 2013 at 4:27 pm

                First off do you remember this:” I would yell the enchantments at the hat to make sure it heard me, then March would slap me in the face with a toque and say the hat could hear just fine”
                You yelled at hats and then March slap you in the face…therefore your own dumb fault…

                Reply
                • Hatter says

                  December 17, 2013 at 6:58 pm

                  I was paying to much attention to the hats so March hit me in the face with a hat to snap me out of it no trouble either side try again

                  Reply
                  • Scarlett Lupa says

                    December 17, 2013 at 7:14 pm

                    Well if you weren’t arguementive and started the whole fight then maybe you wouldn’t of got in trouble by anyone who thinks it’s pointless and then tries to end it…

                    Reply
                    • Hatter says

                      December 17, 2013 at 7:22 pm

                      Words of disagreement

                    • Jack says

                      December 17, 2013 at 8:57 pm

                      Will you two ever quite arguing and agree on something????? 😕

                    • Grimm Reaper says

                      December 17, 2013 at 9:14 pm

                      Jack, if they did the world would likely end, and Seth might have a small heart attack from shock. Point is, they won’t agree on anything.

                    • Hatter says

                      December 17, 2013 at 10:37 pm

                      Actually reaper that is the one thing me and scarlett can agree on we can’t agree on any thing

                    • Grimm Reaper says

                      December 17, 2013 at 10:41 pm

                      Well everyone, I’ll see you next apocalypse! 😉

                    • Scarlett Lupa says

                      December 18, 2013 at 7:36 am

                      Who said I agree on that?

                    • Scarlett Lupa says

                      December 18, 2013 at 4:37 pm

                      And jack whenever that happens then I’ll see to my death…

        • Scarlett Lupa says

          December 17, 2013 at 3:53 pm

          Oh no you have all the room to speak…go ahead make any comment you want just be warn that be careful with what you say…

          Reply
      • Grimm Reaper says

        December 17, 2013 at 3:43 pm

        You have a point Miss Lupa. Hatter, while extremely powerful. Has a tendency to get into a ton of trouble. Of course, I hardly have room to speak. But, you know.

        Reply
        • Hatter says

          December 18, 2013 at 7:14 am

          Wait powerful I might be able to influence a few details of a reality but nothing major.

          Reply
  32. Predator says

    December 16, 2013 at 8:28 pm

    Oh, I see… Well, don’t worry about it.
    So, a reaper eh? I kind of have an awkward question…
    I hear you need a soul to reap someone, so how do you reap a person/animal if it’s been eaten?
    Do you reach into the stomach and pull out the soul?
    And if so, how do you get it out without someone noticing?

    Reply
    • Grimm Reaper says

      December 17, 2013 at 11:48 am

      😐 No comment.

      Reply
    • Ice says

      December 17, 2013 at 4:11 pm

      In other words, you really don’t want to know.

      Reply
    • Hatter says

      December 18, 2013 at 7:22 am

      Well Pred it actually depends on whether or not the lack of better word predator eats the bones as well as you might know if you take an average reaper as the basic for a souls appearance then it is all bound to the bones thus no bones out in the open you have to go into the body of the one who ate the dead one.i hope this reminds you to wrap up your left overs and tea is at 6 o’clock Toronto time.

      Reply
    • Grimm Reaper says

      December 18, 2013 at 12:30 pm

      The Hatter is incorrect. While we are skeletal, we are linked to the soul. Not the bones, and since the soul is in the heart… We tend to have issues with that sort of death. We have to wait until the thing that ate the one that we are supposed to reap, dies. Cannibals absorb the soul as well as the mind and body.

      If you excuse me, I have funeral to get to. Reaper: Bringing new meaning to death at a funeral.

      Reply
      • Fenrir Ulfangr says

        December 18, 2013 at 10:46 pm

        not the heart the main soul atachment point is located in the central area of the skull. hence headhunting

        Reply
  33. Fenrir Ulfangr says

    December 17, 2013 at 11:35 pm

    Humanity, High in Iron!!!
    lol
    seriouly though, humans aren’t good food, and the quality has been declining in american over the last sereval years as people get fatter.

    Reply
    • Hatter says

      December 18, 2013 at 7:12 am

      But thankfully it takes very little energy to put on a hat so I stay in bussiness

      Reply
    • Bluestar says

      April 14, 2014 at 10:00 am

      But who would want to eat a werewolf plus you kill one in my family you anger ALL of them theres at least hundreds if not thousands

      Reply
  34. Scarlett Lupa says

    December 18, 2013 at 4:56 pm

    Ugh I’m bored is anyone on that I would want to talk to?

    Reply
    • Hatter says

      December 18, 2013 at 5:00 pm

      Nope

      Reply
      • Scarlett Lupa says

        December 18, 2013 at 5:07 pm

        Well at least your telling the truth about yourself…I don’t really want to talk to you…you’ll make me even more bored…

        Reply
      • Grimm Reaper says

        December 18, 2013 at 5:10 pm

        Also hatter, the soul is in the heart, and in the mind. Bones have nothing to do with it. Well, except precognition.

        Reply
        • Hatter says

          December 18, 2013 at 5:14 pm

          Said the arrangement of bones to the crazy person

          Reply
          • Grimm Reaper says

            December 18, 2013 at 5:22 pm

            Said the immortal to the specialist in this sort of thing. 🙄

            Reply
            • Hatter says

              December 18, 2013 at 5:54 pm

              Two men walk into a bar the third ducks and you have work to do

              Reply
              • Scarlett Lupa says

                December 18, 2013 at 5:57 pm

                That doesn’t make much sense…

                Reply
                • Hatter says

                  December 18, 2013 at 6:02 pm

                  It was a metal bar

                  Reply
                  • Scarlett Lupa says

                    December 18, 2013 at 6:07 pm

                    Are you one: trying to insulting my intelligence…or two: telling a really bad joke?

                    Reply
                    • Grimm Reaper says

                      December 18, 2013 at 6:17 pm

                      Bad joke.

                    • Scarlett Lupa says

                      December 18, 2013 at 6:21 pm

                      Yeah that’s what I thought…because if I can’t get it…then who else is going to get…

          • Scarlett Lupa says

            December 18, 2013 at 5:53 pm

            You just got burned…

            Reply
        • Scarlett Lupa says

          December 18, 2013 at 5:16 pm

          And you admit your crazy…well done one step closer to the insane asylum for you….

          Reply
          • Hatter says

            December 18, 2013 at 6:00 pm

            No crazy is fun, insane is ………. well reaper can finish that statement by telling you his job description Scarlett and so I ask of you to stop replacing an i-c-e with a y-s-s you just end up like the queen of hearts all the power in the world but no one to rule that agrees with it.

            Reply
            • Scarlett Lupa says

              December 18, 2013 at 6:05 pm

              I’m not like the queen of hearts…you don’t even know what I’m like so don’t be talking…I think your just mad because I’m not your friend…ooo doesn’t that just hurt don’t it?

              Reply
              • Hatter says

                December 18, 2013 at 6:52 pm

                Actually I’m the mad hatter so being crazy in some way is a must.

                Reply
                • Scarlett Lupa says

                  December 18, 2013 at 8:41 pm

                  Doesn’t answer my question seaweed brain…

                  Reply
                  • Hatter says

                    December 18, 2013 at 8:43 pm

                    No I don’t get hurt

                    Reply
                    • Scarlett Lupa says

                      December 18, 2013 at 8:54 pm

                      That’s nice so is that mentally,emotionally.or physically?

                    • Hatter says

                      December 18, 2013 at 8:56 pm

                      All of the above

    • Grimm Reaper says

      December 18, 2013 at 5:08 pm

      Do I count?

      Reply
      • Scarlett Lupa says

        December 18, 2013 at 5:09 pm

        I dunno I’m still debating…

        Reply
  35. Scarlett Lupa says

    December 18, 2013 at 5:13 pm

    Yeah I guess you do…but that’s only because it doesn’t seem we argue that frequent…so yeah why not?

    Reply
    • Grimm Reaper says

      December 18, 2013 at 5:24 pm

      Mk. So, how’s business Scarlett?

      Reply
      • Scarlett Lupa says

        December 18, 2013 at 5:56 pm

        Oh the usual I guess…I have the to find the bearer of Æsahættr and a little girl who’s going to impact saving the world in a big way….so nothing too much…or too grand…

        Reply
  36. Bluestar says

    January 28, 2014 at 12:32 am

    My friend told me some ppl served human ribs to some cops and the cops thought it was beef they didnt realize they commited cannibalism and my face went white out of disgust

    Reply
    • Hatter MT says

      June 19, 2014 at 8:42 am

      Anyone else find it odd a cannibal is a human that eats other humans but registers as nonhuman on the Monstrometer

      Reply
      • Bluestar says

        June 19, 2014 at 4:41 pm

        Because they lost their humanity after eating another

        Reply
        • Hatter MT says

          June 19, 2014 at 6:00 pm

          Eating hamburgers doesn’t make you turn into a cow, why would ingesting something of the same species as you change your genetic and biological make up to the point of you becoming a different species at which point it’s not cannibalism it’s regular old living as humans do and so does every species other than lobsters

          Reply
          • Agent RB says

            June 19, 2014 at 6:05 pm

            Their souls are inhuman…
            The same reason psychopath is on the monstrometer

            RB

            Reply
            • Hatter MT says

              June 19, 2014 at 6:14 pm

              Oh ok

              Reply
            • Bluestar says

              June 19, 2014 at 9:35 pm

              Thank you for helping me on that RB

              Reply
  37. Bluestar says

    June 19, 2014 at 10:11 pm

    You wouldnt want to eat someone in my family we probably taste like dogs (not i bit my dog because she was hold me down by my hair so i pressed my teeth and braces into her skin until she yelped and jumped away) im not a cannibal im a werewolf whos bitten somebody TWICE already once on the arm and another time on his thumb because his hands and arms were all up in my space

    Reply
  38. Agent RB says

    June 24, 2014 at 2:11 pm

    http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/759170-luis-suarez-bites-giorgio-chiellini-watch-video-of-biting-incident-in-italy-uruguay-match/

    Those soccer players are turning into cannibals!

    RB

    Reply
    • Bluestar says

      June 25, 2014 at 2:29 am

      Or the guy is autistic no offense to ppl with autism my stepmom got bit by a little girl in the arm bruised her muscle the girl had autism

      Reply
    • Seth says

      June 25, 2014 at 3:28 pm

      Hail Agent R.B.

      Thanks for the link and for helping me keep on through the big SOS HQ move. I knew you would make a great SOTM.

      Seth

      Reply
  39. Zanthre says

    June 14, 2015 at 9:21 pm

    And so it begins.

    Reply
    • Ice says

      June 15, 2015 at 12:25 am

      Zanthre, I don’t care what you’re doing or why you’re here. I don’t care if you want to take control of the world or burn it. The only thing I care about is whether or not you want to keep the multiverse from collapsing. Because if you don’t in going to have to stop you.

      Reply
      • Zanthre says

        June 15, 2015 at 12:32 am

        Arrogant as ever, how amusing.

        Reply
        • Ice says

          June 15, 2015 at 12:46 am

          Not arrogance Zanthre. Arrogance would be me saying that I would end you. We both know that isn’t going to happen. Stopping you however is well within my limitations. So what is your stance?

          Reply
          • Zanthre says

            June 17, 2015 at 8:58 am

            Tell me Ice, how many times has ARC been destroyed? How many times has he returned?

            Reply
            • Hatter MT says

              June 17, 2015 at 12:47 pm

              *hatter appears behind zanthre without warning carrying an abacus* 26 not counting the explosion he caused three realms over… or was that velanko anyways can someone tell Noah Eden that i found the catalyst he wanted surprisingly he collected quite a lot of it back when he was younger

              Reply
              • Seth says

                June 16, 2015 at 5:25 pm

                …Noah Eden…? A noah not heard in a while around SOS…

                Reply
              • Zanthre says

                June 17, 2015 at 1:53 pm

                Someone I didn’t ask giving me a inaccurate number and speaking of things that are irrelevant to the situation. How amusing.

                Reply
            • Ice says

              June 17, 2015 at 3:17 pm

              How many times has Mutt been destroyed and returned? Destruction is irrelevant.

              Reply
              • Zanthre says

                June 17, 2015 at 4:09 pm

                Precisely, but now that the two indestructibles are inhabiting a single form.. Ice, take one of my scales please. I’ll explain later.

                Reply
                • Ice says

                  June 17, 2015 at 4:21 pm

                  your scales have been known to cause issues around here… However I’ll trust you… Well not trust as much as not immediately assume you’re lying or plotting. Which is probably not wise of me.

                  Reply
                  • Zyboragon says

                    June 17, 2015 at 5:19 pm

                    Be wary Ice, you know what an opportunist Zanthre is.

                    Reply
                    • Ice says

                      June 17, 2015 at 8:43 pm

                      Quiet right.

  40. Catveena says

    June 15, 2015 at 12:35 pm

    *look of disgust * cannibals yuck even in my realm we have cannibals.

    Reply
    • Zyboragon says

      June 17, 2015 at 5:41 pm

      Yes, the only requirement for a cannibal is the desire to eat members of your own species, so therefore as long as a species is edible by other members of their own kind then it’s only natural for cannibals to exist in your realm or in any realm really.

      Reply
  41. Catveena says

    June 17, 2015 at 7:14 pm

    How right you are Mr Zyboragon lol

    Reply

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