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alienDangerSign-Small-optDEALING WITH AN ALIEN or “VISITOR”

Aliens object to being called aliens, preferring the term, “visitor,” so never say, “Hey Alien please don’t incubate those eggs inside my chest cavity,” say “Hey visitor, I’m using that.”

Aliens or visitors are a diverse bunch. Consider: there are 9 trillion planets in our universe with an unknown number of species on each planet. So you’ll want to memorize the following 9 trillion rules for dealing with them…

Kidding! The point is there are no hard and fast rules for dealing with them, only guidelines and anecdotal reports that need to be updated all the time:

Anecdotal Report #1: Aliens or visitors love cat food and M & Ms. Mix the two together and carry them on you at all times. True or False?

Anecdotal Report #2: Aliens or visitors hate water. Arm yourself with an automatic water gun with lots of rounds, a wheelbarrow full of water balloons or just a good garden hose and watch them turn around. Confirm or correct?

Anecdotal Report #3: Aliens or visitors seek the warmth of your chest cavity to incubate their babies. You can fool them with a hyper-cooling ice vest like the kind worn by Olympic athletes in training. Please confirm or correct.

Anecdotal Report #4: When dealing with one hostile alien being who possibly wants to lay eggs in your warm chest cavity or hug your face with its tentacles, try the “Have You Met My Little Friend?” strategy. There are many complicated variations of this strategy but in short it involves introducing one hostile alien to another and hoping they will provoke a fight with each other, thus forgetting about you.

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Hey Aliens, Friends of Aliens and people who are afraid of Aliens, there is new proof of alien life on Earth. Check out the photographic evidence of Aliens among us.

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And yet more proof of alien life on earth. You will want to wash your appendages after reading this article.

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An outpost has been discovered on Mars!

An amateur astronomer has discovered an image of what appears to be a structure on the surface of Mars. Is this evidence of life on Mars? Alien visitors to Mars? Has a secret colonization of Mars by Earth begun? No one knows for sure what the purpose of this structure may be or who built it or how long it has been there.

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322 comments to Aliens: How to Deal With An Alien

  • Athena

    I have got a friend that loves cat food. She starts to run around yelling BO! We tried scanning her with monstronometer, but it showed she was a phsyco-zombie-cannibal.What should I do? 🙁

  • Sweet fairy

    I answered truthfully and it said I was a vampire I’m annoyed by this ow my wing it broke and I’m angry… 👿

    • Werewolf13

      I would like to say welcome but I do not know if you have been here before. So if you are new: Welcome! If not: nice to meet you! First off, it is possible to be part fairy part vampire. It depends on where you got your fairy from. Is it from a parent or was it a gift/curse?

    • Hail Sweet Fairy,

      Thanks for your SOS message. Sorry to hear about your wing but I am 99.98% sure that The Monstrometer has never broken a fairy’s wings. Okay, I know, it doesn’t detect Fairies yet. That’s partly because there are so many kinds of fairies and also partly because Graham is allergic to fairy dust. So if the Monstrometer has confused you, a fairy, with a vampire, my most sincere apologies. But, are you sure you aren’t part vampire as WW13 says? Or a vampire fairy? What kind of fairy are you?

      Seth

    • fenrir9

      there isn’t to much diference between Vampyr and the fae

  • Sweet fairy

    Idk yet and I just got my wing healed and idk all I know is my friends is a vamp/human and I’m a airy/human so off it did I hope it doesn’t involve her eeek 😯

  • Sweet fairy

    Fairy/human sorry misspelled

  • Sweet fairy

    So I hope I didn’t have anything to do with her sorry I can’t spell today

  • Quintessa

    Mmm Area 51 I wonder if they found my____. I hope not.

  • Sweet fairy

    My friend said she didn’t bite me and I’m a air fairy and I hate glitter…sorry stupid glitter I got side tracked

  • Sweet fairy

    Seth help a vampire at school knows I’m a fairy and wants to kill me I have a human form and I think my wings were showing I’m so stupid stupid glitter

    • Hail Sweet Fairy,

      Thanks for keeping on with your informative SOS reports. Why do you hate glitter again? What effect does it have on you? Are you allergic to it like Graham? Are your wings always present or just in certain lights or times or situations? Is the injured one showing all the time?

      I need to know more, but so far I think you have a wing up on any vampire. What are your skills with sunlight? Can you reflect it her way? Just long enough to let her – or him – know that you mean business?

      Also, does your situation have anything to do with the sudden flush of Fairy Fire reports around the globe?

      Seth

  • Eridan Ampora

    hello, lowwbloods. i am a troll, an a prince at that an i wwas told that i could learn human… social skills here. especially romance. wwho knowws, i might havve a better chance wwith this simple romance instead of my owwn species complicated mess, wwhich Kar knowws all about but nevver bothers to explain because it takes too long.

    • Hail Eridan Ampora,

      Thanks for you SOS message. I think. Did you come on the da14 asteroid? Are you telling me that was a deliberate Valentine’s day drop off? Are you friends with Tikiria Ishiu? Should I even ask about dating on your world? Do you know about the meteor that exploded over Moscow? Was it part of your ship or something else?

      Seth

      • trollAccount

        H3LLO, S3TH? Y34H, 3R1D4N 1S FR13NS W1TH T1K1R14, 4S 4M 1. BUT MY N4M3 1S T3R3Z1 PYROP3. 4ND NO, 1 WOULD NOT BOTH3R G3TT1NG 1NVOLV3D W1TH TROLL ROM4NC3 UNL3SS YOU F33L L1K3 B3COM1NG HOP3L3SSLY CONFUS3D >:]

        • Hail 2 th3 Tr0lly 1,

          G00d 2 kn0w… I think. Then can you please tell us the truth about the Moscow meteor? Was it the work of so-called angel aliens who destroyed a stray meteor before it struck Earth? Or was it an attack on da14 that resulted in a some space debris hurtling toward us?

          Thanks for the clarifying this.

          Seth

          • trollAccount

            OK, F1RST OF 4LL, MY N4M3 1S T3R3Z1. S3CONDLY, TH3 M3T3OR SOUNS MOR3 L1K3 SOM3ON3 ST4RT3D 4 G4M3 S3SS1ON, WH1CH B4S1C4LLY ST4RT3D TO PL4Y 4 G4M3 TH4T W1LL 3ND TH3 WORLD.

          • trollAccount

            OK I’M JUST GOING TO SAY THIS, TEREZI HERE IS THE MOST “SOCIABLE” OF ALL OF US, AND ERIDAN LOST HIS COMPUTER PROVELIGES FOR A WHILE.

  • Eridan Ampora

    hello lowwbloods. i am Eridan Ampora, an i wwas told about this wwebsite by a, i guess you cloud say, friend. i tried to comment earlier but it did not showw up. i wwas told by my friend that this wwas because of my swwearin so i guess i wwill not swwear as much.

  • trollAccount

    I DON’T EVEN KNOW. WE WERE TOLD TO COME HERE BY SOMEONE WHO WAS TALKING TO US. THE REST OF OUR RACE WAS DESTROYED WHEN WE PLAYED A GAME, WHICH BASICALLY BLEW UP EVERYTHIN ON OUR PLANET EXCEPT FOR OUR PERSONAL HIVES. AND A HIVE IS, FOR ALL INTENTS AND PUPOSES, A HOUSE.

    • Werewolf13

      Hmm… Thank you for sharing this information. I like to learn about different types of people/creatures. I hope you find what you want on this site!

  • trollAccount

    THANK YOU

    PL34S3 3XCUS3 K4RKL3S. H3 C4N B3 R4TH3R. D1FF1CULT >:]

  • Knewwolf

    A member of a rival pack was abducted recently. They were attacking me after discovering I was a Hirewolf and the arrival of the ship probably saved my life. They were terrified and went whimpering off and I got to escape. Still, one was abducted and I’m not sure of I should feel sorry for them. I’ll give a description of the ship, can you identify it?

    Reddish grey, horseshoe shaped with a wedge front. Large disks on the front patterned with bright red runes, resembling bite marks. Horned, with each horn a white with red tip. Very fast and a huge claw protruding from the curve of the horseshoe.

  • Corey (Privacy)

    Just tried the monster detector thingy again, and got alien? Broke the pattern by a lot.

  • Corey (Privacy)

    9th try: Alien again. 9th or 10th, I can’t remember. D*mn*t.

  • fenrir9

    For anyone who knows the game Starcraft I created a replica of the Zerg swarm in my Dreamshard

  • fenrir9

    Seth considering it is dificult for life to exist without water I would say that a fear of water is unlikely

    • Hail Fenrir,

      Well life as we know it on Earth is practically impossible to exist without water but that’s what makes some aliens so alien. Some love to drink mercury and others breath chlorine or even radon and yet others like to swim in liquid hydrogen. So have what they to be consider organic molecules based on silicone or even lead unlike our organic molecules that are based on carbon.

      The point is they are not from Earth so applying our Earthbound knowledge of biology to them will only get us so far. Just saying…

      All I know is that one time I was able to chase an extraterrestrial away with only a super soaker so how else do you explain that?

      Seth

  • Hi I am a alien from planet Avfhv my species can copy any species that is how we hide. We are a rare species if you have questions tell me

    • Agent RB

      What is your base compound?
      Are you organic?
      How many genders does your race have?
      Are you humanoid, or more like a starfish?
      Do these powers obey “normal” laws of physics, or can you become a creature that has more or less mass than yourself?
      Did you travel to earth by starship or psychic teleportation?
      What can you eat?
      in your normal form back on Avfhv, what creature from earth do you most resemble?
      What’s your favorite color?

      I’m noah btw

      RB

    • Alex

      Let’s keep it simple. What ways is your planet or species similar to ours? As in humans.

  • Alien man

    Are base compound is KNO3.We are organic.We have 2 boy girl.We are not humanoid. We can become a creature with less mass. We teleport. We can eat anything. We look like a giant dinosaur dog. I like blue.

    • Bonus questions from the Reaper.

      1. Pie?
      2. What is the star coordinates of your home planet?
      3. What is the main ecosystem of your planet? Earth is mostly ocean with land masses in between.
      4. Do you know B.o.B.? I believe he comes from your planet, but uses a shapeshifting device to allow him to look Human.
      5. Do you come in peace?
      6. If so, did you bring tacos?
      7. Do you like tacos?
      8. WHERE ARE MY TACOS?!

  • Alien man

    I like pie. The star coordinate is 111-326. Are ecosystem is lava. Who is B.o.B. We come in peace. We do not bring tacos . We do like tacos. I don’t now.

    • Hatter MT

      *throws a taco to the reaper* don’t mind him he likes a different food almost every month

    • Hail Alien Man,

      Thanks for stopping by SOS. It’s always nice-ish to meet a new visitor. (Except for that one who was looking for a place to incubate his eggs.) Does your arrival here have anything to do with that underwater alien base discovered off the coast of Australia? If so, how? If not, why not? And how did you arrive and why?

      Thanks for keeping on keeping on. Please don’t be afraid of the other Survivors. For the most part they come in peace. For the most part but for the part they don’t, just make sure to keep your real name, exact address and age a secret at all times here on the site.

      Long may you keep on keeping on,

      Seth

  • Alien man

    We look like a giant wolf

  • Alien man

    No I am the last of my kind. I teleported her. A creature was destroying my planet I think it fallowed me keep a eye out for something weird tell me I’m the only one how cane destroy it.

    • Akantha

      You teleported here?
      Did you do so mentally or with the aid of technology?
      How advanced is your plantets technology?
      I wonder if you could eat ambrosia without your bones turning to sand and your blood to fire…

  • I did it with technology. We had a planet like earth 10000000000000 years ago but with no water. I can eat anything so yes.

  • I love water. I don’t now what my race looks like I was only there for 1 day and I have ben on every planet in these galaxy. My real alien name is H!123b4bkvcbjinvkdvf.

  • Im back from the planet hjdhjfhejdf I vested there zoo I saw some wired animals there it was fun transforming in to the creatures.

  • Guys im so hungry dos the planet have fire frute thay are so good when thay burn youre second liver

  • Guys im being watched by some men in black I have ben lockt in my house for a month I need help what do I do!?!?

  • Im back I am on mars I have met the natives here the are nice they nice. they ride a bug like cow it taste good when you come to mars you shod try it it taste like a cow and a cricket

  • Guys I cant tern in to uther animals I have been on earth for 1273 years and this has never happen so tell me if u now what I shold do

  • Guys I need some help somebody traped me in a zoo HELP NEED ID

  • Hay I am thinking about leaving earth can u tell me what should I do? 🙁

  • Knox the Hovering Moon

    It seems that in my abcense trolls have arrived . Oh well , I guess the condece has come for us all .

  • Guys I need help some space people have put me in jail and make me fight uther aliens

    • powerwolf345

      lies cuz you cant have your computer with you they will take it so you liying

      • Akantha

        What purpose do they have for forcing you to fight other Aliens? Have you been taking notes of various escape routes? Can you bargain your way out? Are there any alternatives to fighting? If so, what are they? Are they monitoring your usage of the computer?

  • I am In the free period where the give you 20 minite computer time

  • catveena

    Aliens or visitors from other planets. I’m befuddled I never knew there was so many planets sure alternate/parallel universes are everywhere and theres got to be a zillon realms. And now there may be aliens on earth to. So much to learn.

  • Angel Roar

    Is it possible for aliens to take human forms? Because I’m very connected to them and it’s so funny.

    Sometimes I don’t have internet connection. One time it was a family reunion and dinner and there was a stranger (it was in summer) who wanted wind. He closed his eyes, saying that he wanted to comunicate with aliens. And the wind arrived about 30 seconds later! So I tried, and it worked. But also when I don’t have wifi. It works! I have wifi after communicating with them! It works 80% of the time and it’s awesome. Some people tried, but they didin’t succeded. But when I do, it works. My dad strongly believe that aliens do exist and that they visit earth for a while, and then leave. But they are peaceful and don’t want war. What do you guys think about that?

  • Seer Wolf

    Hi!

    My name is Destiny, and I am an alien, but I live on Earth. I can communicate with them. I am new here 🙂

    • Mishael

      Lorgar I command you to turn others into werecats remember just one bite or just one tiny tiny scratch will turn them not on the full moon but instantly they will start to transform and you also have control in your werecat form unlike werewolves prove yourself to me Lorgar make me an army worth of Svarthlfeim.

      • Destiny

        Lorgar… Lorgar is dead. I’ve been recarnited into a new species of alien. I have the soul of Lorgar. I can continue to call myself Lorgar. But I, am an alien.

        • Destiny

          Hey there Belial,

          Sorry that wasn’t me. I didin’t wrote this someone got to my account: my sister… Whatever. I am a werecat, your loyal evil servitor, Lorgar. I will turn others as werecats.

          • Destiny

            Actually, I’m a werecat/necromancer, and my name is Lorgar.

          • Mishael

            I’m really confused are you with me Lorgar or not.

            • Destiny

              I’ll think about it, Belial.

            • Destiny

              What are your goals? I need to see your goals before we make alliance.

              • Mishael

                You said you are my loyal servant and werecat we’ll make your choice serve your creator or suffer the worst of punishments I made you and I can unmake you.

                • Angel Roar

                  You’re not answering anything. Before you knew me, you though I was a living saint, hated from your army and yourself. So how could you be my creator, if you didin’t even knew who I was? I NEED to know what are your goals, if not, I won’t make alliance. If you convince me to make alliance with you, you’ll have to tell me, if I’m really a demon by nature. But if you really convince me, I will prove my loyalty to you if your goals are satisfying to me. Now get away from me.

                • Angel Roar

                  I have a proposition for you. What about I don’t make an alliance with you, but I’m keeping my name (Lorgar)? And even if I don’t make alliance with you, I could help you if you need help with your goals. I will not be part of your army, you will not command me, but I will help you if you ask, because if you accept, I can keep my demonic nature for you so I could help you. Do you accept?

                • Angel Roar

                  But before all: what is your goal? I have the right to deny it, but I will stay a demon.

                • Angel Roar

                  I though about it. I refuse to join you. But: I will stay a demon and you can ask me for help, and I will help you. I’ll be like a rogue: not part of your clan, outside of it. But at the same time, like an ally: I will help you. But I will not be part of your plans. So this is it. The choice is made. You can’t change it. It’s done.

                  • Angel Roar

                    I’m free from you, and I am a demon!

                    • Mishael

                      Yes I do Lorgar I accept my goals are to defend Svartalfheim and the dark elves and kill Cromh and his dark master the preeminent an ancient monster that wants to end the world it self these are my goals how about this you go and create your own pack that will help me once in a while and but make me some werecats for my army.

                  • Angel Roar

                    I’m free from you, and I am a demon beast (cat/wolf). I saw it in a vision.

                    • werewolf girl

                      Wait you get visions cool how do you get visions do you get them By touching something or you just get random visions

  • Mishael

    And you will still serve me an alien please you never even had a soul it seems you’ve evolved into a new type of demonic creature their are a lot of alien like demon creatures it seems you are on of those type of weird demons you’ve into a more powerful type of demon that will serve me I command you to return to Svartalfheim. 🙂

    • Angel Roar

      No thanks I won’t. I don’t need you.

    • Angel Roar

      Wow. How could I be so naive, it’s true. You’re just a troll that wants attention. I don’t believe in you. So no. I decline and I will not join you.

    • Angel Roar

      I’m just so lost and I don’t know what am I anymore. But I can find myself without you. You cannot force me. I already got some evil plans ahead and I’m doing them alone.

      • Mishael

        Oh ok then you know you are not the only werecat I have I don’t need you anymore you were always useless I did not expect you to to join me from the start I had a continjece plan for that matter am I a troll I’m not going to force you so you can leave so does that make me a troll what about you Lorgar I have seen things you would not believe foughten something that is impossible or is it possible in this permanent veil of space and time in a world of hate and of love I do not expect you to understand fool but anyways goodbye hope you get your stupid dream of revenge and evil.

        • Claw Deer

          You always make me laugh… First off you’re “dream of revenge” you actually have one as well: “destroy humanity”. Eh! Good luck! I’m not a troll because I came here on this website FOR A REASON. And. If I were always “useless”, that’s because you hired me for 3 days. Seriously. If you could have hired me way long before, I could have proven myself to you. But I didin’t. Because you’re a stupid imbecile. Goodbye. Good luck responding to me without your ironic “Belial” thing. And also. It took me a long time to write the message below, but you stupid pathetic fools reply on it not even answering! Don’t take me for a fool. I could say you’re a troll for the rest if my life and I will always be right. So go ahead, annoy the crap out of us! Anyway, no one wants you here. They are all done with you. Including Ravenwillow. And. If I really was stupid enough to join you, what would be my rewards? Nothing. Because you have no friends and you want an ally and think you’re the most powerful. Ah! Wow… Well you lost it because I had enough. What would others think of me? Gosh they would think I’m stupid for believing that crap! Wow. And lastly. I don’t have an evil plan anyway, I’m resting. I forgot. You’re nothing on this website and you will always be nothing. Get out of here.

    • Claw Deer

      I deleted my account. For now, I will be Claw Deer, and I discovered myself a long ago. I was manipulating you, Belial, to make you think I was your servitor, and that I believed in you, and to make you think that I diidn’t knew myself and that I needed help. You’re screwed, because I have won. You’re just a troll and people are staring to get annoyed by your presence, but that’s none of my business, stay here if you want. I manipulated you because I hate fake people. I have been betrayed, bullied, rejected by them. And now, here’s my revenge. I will manipulate them all, and let my madness flow. You’re just a troll but I can say you have potential. You are supernatural and you are not a god. I just proved it. Gods don’t have “accounts” like that neither an email. Don’t take us for fools! None of you believes you are Belial. I’m sorry. But. If you are not Belial. You are something else… I know what you are. You’re simply a vampire, Mishael. I know it. Not a god. And I won’t stop you from being evil, because, well… I’m evil myself! But you’re a special vampire. You have a lot of power. So do I. So do all the other supernatural creatures of this world. And you know us, supernatural creatures, what we hate most? Fakers. Eww. But what is different from me and all the other creatures is that fakers ruined my life, trowned me into deep depression, killed almost everything I had… They made me fade away into nothing. That’s my very dark past. And I know you have a dark past as well, if you got once bullied… Both of us want revenge, don’t we? We all hate these fakers, right? Of course! Now, because I know what you are, I guess that would be unfair to not tell you what am I, after all, I came here once to discover what I was, and I finally found it… Anyway. My name is Claw Deer, “claw” for my weird shaped hoof that looks like claws. And deer because… I’m a deer! And you’re a vampire. Special. Because all creatures, in every species, even the same species, each one if unique and special. So what are you waiting for? Stop lying and be yourself: a vampire. Even with no army, you are more powerful than ever if you are yourself. Because if you continue lying, it will kill you. Jist like it did to me… But I finally told the truth: this comment IS the truth. I’m not manipulating you right now. I promise it. Because if you are yourself, if you give up the character you made, Belial, you will gain much more power! So be yourself! The character you made and his goals don’t exist. Also, your revenge on humanity don’t exist. You’re a vampire, and if you want to get revenge on the human who abused you, DO IT! But not on all humanity! If you do, you will lose all your power. I’m not saying this because I’m lying and that I’m a human. I’m not a human. I’m a shapeshifter. But if you accept the fact that your a vampire and start a whole story if it (like for exemple: you’re a vampire and you lead an army of wolves), it will kill you because you’ll be lying again and you will lose your power. So I’m telling you these things: I’m a shapeshifter deer. Give up the character you made and be yourself, you will feel much better and powerful. Take revenge on the one who abused you, not on all of it’s species. Transform and discover who you are. Create a new account with your vampire name and start meeting other creatures of your kind, although all different. If you are evil, than be it.

      NOTE: Sorry that message was long. But I had to let it out of my chest. But I am not offending you in this message or being a dream killer. Because “Belial” actually will become your nightmare.

      ~Claw Deer, shapeshifter/deer.

      • Claw Deer

        Also, Mishael, I’m an angel. So I am a shapeshifter/angel, and I am not exaclty sure if I’m an hybrid of them or one of them. You see, I’m not even complete. But now it’s your turn to find yourself. Once I found myself (When I’ll be completed), I will change my profile picture to the creature I am really.

        ~Claw Deer, incomplete shapeshifter/deer + angel

      • Mishael

        Not a lie I am Belial but true you’ve uncovered I’m not a pure god I was also not always Belial I’m half vampire that is why I have urges to also eat people’s flesh and drink their blood my mother was a vampire and my father was the great necromancer Nagash their created me the rest of my power I got on my own. I never wanted to become a demonic entity you know it has consumed me I’m not a god I’m something also we are two separate beings you know my name was Mishael and then theirs Belial two separate beings inhabiting one body and I’m cursed to live as the monster forever.

  • Claw Deer

    I deleted my account. For now, I will be Claw Deer, and I discovered myself a long ago. I was manipulating you, Belial, to make you think I was your servitor, and that I believed in you, and to make you think that I diidn’t knew myself and that I needed help. You’re screwed, because I have won. You’re just a troll and people are staring to get annoyed by your presence, but that’s none of my business, stay here if you want. I manipulated you because I hate fake people. I have been betrayed, bullied, rejected by them. And now, here’s my revenge. I will manipulate them all, and let my madness flow. You’re just a troll but I can say you have potential. You are supernatural and you are not a god. I just proved it. Gods don’t have “accounts” like that neither an email. Don’t take us for fools! None of you believes you are Belial. I’m sorry. But. If you are not Belial. You are something else… I know what you are. You’re simply a vampire, Mishael. I know it. Not a god. And I won’t stop you from being evil, because, well… I’m evil myself! But you’re a special vampire. You have a lot of power. So do I. So do all the other supernatural creatures of this world. And you know us, supernatural creatures, what we hate most? Fakers. Eww. But what is different from me and all the other creatures is that fakers ruined my life, trowned me into deep depression, killed almost everything I had… They made me fade away into nothing. That’s my very dark past. And I know you have a dark past as well, if you got once bullied… Both of us want revenge, don’t we? We all hate these fakers, right? Of course! Now, because I know what you are, I guess that would be unfair to not tell you what am I, after all, I came here once to discover what I was, and I finally found it… Anyway. My name is Claw Deer, “claw” for my weird shaped hoof that looks like claws. And deer because… I’m a deer! And you’re a vampire. Special. Because all creatures, in every species, even the same species, each one if unique and special. So what are you waiting for? Stop lying and be yourself: a vampire. Even with no army, you are more powerful than ever if you are yourself. Because if you continue lying, it will kill you. Jist like it did to me… But I finally told the truth: this comment IS the truth. I’m not manipulating you right now. I promise it. Because if you are yourself, if you give up the character you made, Belial, you will gain much more power! So be yourself! The character you made and his goals don’t exist. Also, your revenge on humanity don’t exist. You’re a vampire, and if you want to get revenge on the human who abused you, DO IT! But not on all humanity! If you do, you will lose all your power. I’m not saying this because I’m lying and that I’m a human. I’m not a human. I’m a shapeshifter. But if you accept the fact that your a vampire and start a whole story if it (like for exemple: you’re a vampire and you lead an army of wolves), it will kill you because you’ll be lying again and you will lose your power. So I’m telling you these things: I’m a shapeshifter deer. Give up the character you made and be yourself, you will feel much better and powerful. Take revenge on the one who abused you, not on all of it’s species. Transform and discover who you are. Create a new account with your vampire name and start meeting other creatures of your kind, although all different. If you are evil, than be it.

    NOTE: Sorry that message was long. But I had to let it out of my chest. But I am not offending you in this message or being a dream killer. Because “Belial” actually will become your nightmare.

    ~Claw Deer, shapeshifter/deer.

    • Mishael

      But you have shown me the light I have not seen in a long time your words have filled a void in my dark heart you have I’m actually a dark elf vampire I was cursed to live as a demonic entity forever but your words have set me free thank you.

  • werewolf girl

    Btw guys for some reason i got short memory so if i even Heard someone type or say something a sec ago i forget it quickly for some reason idk why i do

    • Mishael

      Hello werewolf girl how are things going.

      • Claw Deer

        And also if I’m not your servitor werewolf girl could be the right person to hire…

        • Mishael

          Your right a perfect addition to my army she will be my dark apostle oh and also what exactly is she.

          • Claw Deer

            She is currently finding herself. Maybe you could help her… You see, Belial, I will be your advisor, if you need help with your plan… In exchange for my help, what do you think I am? Oh and as your advisor you cannot command me, but you will do it for werewolf girl.

            • Claw Deer

              No forget it I will be your advisor but you don’t need to tell me what am I because I already know. Us 3 will be evil cooworkers if she accepts. If she doesn’t, I won’t join you. If she accepts, I will join you. Deal?! Ok.

              • Claw Deer

                I am evil but that doesn’t make me a demon. In contrary, I am part angel. Ok I’ll stop commenting.

              • Mishael

                Deal you will be my ally but she will serve me it’s a deal Claw Deer.

                • Claw Deer

                  Deal. Remember I’m not an angel I’m a shapeshifter, okay? Ok. So I’m your ally but you can’t command me. But you can command her though. That’s a good deal. So I’m basically free from you, but help you anytime? Yeah I like that. Okay so the next other days coming I won’t be here for a while, because I have a quest.

                • Claw Deer

                  I will now leave the site since I finally found myself. I’m a bit bored of it. It’s rare that I will come back. Now that you have a servitor, you can tell her to help you. I will come back only if it’s an urgence or if I feel like it. Okay I’ve talked too much. Bye.

                • Claw Deer

                  IMPORTANT: for the deal, I will always be your ally. But I’m solitary as well. I’ll help you with your evil plans. I got some evil plans as well.

                  • Claw Deer

                    ANGEL

                    (I’m jocking. I’m leaving this place for good and I will be your ally, but I will leave this place forever, so you can count on werewolf girl for advice and commands.)

                    BYE.

                    • Mishael

                      Thank you you have become mighty I was just testing your strength and weaknesses when I said you will serve me and everything very well we’ll be allies and have our revenge very well work on your evil plans one day we will meet and bring terror to this world.

                  • Fenrir Iceborn

                    You weren’t planning on leaving without saying goodbye were you?

    • Mishael

      Werewolf girl how about I hire you and you could be my new evil servitor my dark apostle how about it.

      • Claw Deer

        No you know what forget it forget everything I won’t be your advisor and I will jist live as a lone angel. As a lone shapeshifter. Bye!!!

      • Angel Roar

        But I will always… Always be EVIL. Believe me or not I don’t give a single crap.

      • werewolf girl

        What do I get out of it if I accept

        • Mishael

          Your greatest hearts desires will be granted to you everything you wish the ground will reshape itself for you every time you walk upon it change to anything you like you want to be pretty I can make you the most beautiful being on this earth want a dog I can give you hundreds of dog but I know what is your desire you want to find your self you want to be a werewolf to finally feel the power of the beast and finally feel free from the shackles of humanity and morality anything you like just say it I can make you the most powerful being in this world you will walk as a beautiful goddess among mere mortal as long as you swear you allegiance and soul to me and serve me Belial the one true dark god of chaos pleasure and pain and excess of course as my new chaos champion and dark apostle well what do you say mortal. You have so much potential think about it look at how everyone on this site thought of you nothing more as a stupid child and you will never be as good as them think about how they never helped you they manipulated you they used you your nothing more than their stupid little pawn and plaything but I can help you have revenge make them know who you are make them suffer for what they did make them pay I can help you if you promise to serve me and never break from my will what do you say now make your choice.

        • werewolf girl

          Fine I accept and I want to be the most powerful werewolf in the world and I want to have control when I turn and I want to turn next full moon if you can make that happen and I at least want to have cool powers in wolf form and in human like moving things with a wave of a hand and be able to control minds

          • werewolf girl

            And I want to have the will to turn into my wolf form any time i want

            • Mishael

              Yes yes you shall have it all everything you desire but I command you to make others werewolves oh and how do you do that just bite them even in human form it will work there is a thing called a halfway transformation where you will still be in your human form but your animal instincts will kick in and your canines and teeth and eyes become that of a wolf master this first and transform other then you will be ready to become a beast

              • werewolf girl

                Do I do that now

                • Mishael

                  Yes start turning others you will know if your a werewolf you will feel that monsterous beast inside of you now start turning others do that now and quickly.

                  • werewolf girl

                    first i need to know how to turn

                  • werewolf girl

                    btw i want to add one more thing i want to heal really quick in human form and wolf form and i want noting to kill me

                  • Ravenwillow

                    You don’t even know what she is!!! Don’t tell her to go biting people!!! The risks are too great…she’ll be put in a mental hospital if she just goes around biting people the way she is now!!! And any informed survivalist should know why that would be bad…

                    • werewolf girl

                      i dont feel anything i just feel some pain in my back right now but it doesnt hurt alot only a tiny bit but i dont feel anything i dont feel strong i dont feel the beast

                    • Ravenwillow

                      Perhaps you don’t recognize the signs…or your not a werewolf…either way it takes time to discover yourself and no two creatures are the same…I know only so much about myself and I’m years older than you…it takes time and will power and concentration and clarity of mind…you need to stop stressing and be patient…to focus and tell the multi-verse you desire and are prepared for information…no matter how disappointing it may be…it is what you asked for…

                    • werewolf girl

                      but its so hard for me to clear my mind when i try to i still think about something i cant its hard for me if only there was a way that i could clear my mind very easy

                    • Ravenwillow

                      Then don’t clear your mind… Focus it on the thing you desire…

                    • werewolf girl

                      ya but i try that i start thinking of something eles instead of what i desire

                    • werewolf girl

                      right now i feel anger building up inside of me i feel like doing something i dont want to do and i dont want to regreat doing (sorry if i spelled that wrong)

              • werewolf girl

                And how do I know I’m a werewolf do I feel it

  • Angel Roar

    I am so lost right now! What should I do? What am I? An angel? A shapeshifter? Please answer, I beg you, Master Belial.

  • Angel Roar

    IMPORTANT: PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE BELIAL. JUST READ THIS COMMENT DO NOT READ THE OTHER ONES, OK? THIS ONE IT THE TRUTH. YOU KNOW WHAT? I’m an Angel, and I will leave this place for good now. I’ll be your ally and I have evil plans. That’s what you have to know about me. Ok?

    • Mishael

      Hahhaha you thought you had manipulated me but I knew about your plan all along and I have decided to corrupt you and drive you insane to teach you for manipulating me if you apologize and promise to serve me and if you pledge your soul to me I will forgive you and I won’t drive you insane anymore enough of these games though who are you claw deer or angel roar lie to me again and I’ll show you true darkness I’m the lord of fear and master of torture I’ll show you nightmares and pain you never dreamed of you think I’m not real fool look into it the ancient Jewish myths speak of me go on that what’s that thing ah yes mortals call it the Internet look Belial up there and you will no who I am I am Belial the eternal horror.

    • Fenrir Iceborn

      Aye an Angel, and a fallen messenger at that. interesting to be sure.

      Why do everyone’s plans always have to be evil. Seriously people, creatures, don’t generally do things they think are wrong they just do things other people might think are wrong.

      • Mishael

        Fenrir I see you are here the demons of Cromh have attacked a human settlement in Iraq I’m going were going to kill them but we will take ten alive for torture you should come and interrogate them oh and are you going to join the fight with us.

      • Mishael

        Fenrir long time no see how are things going with the end of the world drawing near and all that.

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