Join me as I examine the dangers posed by hideous blob monsters from outer space and how to survive them while making a new friend.
Join me as I examine the dangers posed by hideous blob monsters from outer space and how to survive them while making a new friend.
There are some of us who value our lives and those of is who don’t, either way on behalf of everyone here, thank you, theese videos have saved aproximently 19 0/0 more lives than were already being saved
RB
Ah, sorry about that guys… The first meteor to earth was too late again. And when I got on, there was this blob thing inside. I though, I can use that to land without pain! But… Plan failed…
Anyhow, I’m still here. Somewhere. I should’ve teleported most of the blob thing to the middle of the sun… But maybe I accidentally missed. Not sure.
Not important. What is important, is the following…
I’m back! Finally!
After all those ages in the seventh dimension!
Oh, it’s so good to be back…
It’s so good to have WiFi again…
Also, I took care of Cycle.
Cycle promised not to go to earth until Lord Cranon commits suicide. (Which is something Lord Cranon would never do)
So, we’re good for some time.
Until someone manages to possess him, but I don’t think that’ll happen…
Meanwhile, I’ll just…
Er…
Eat some bananas or something.
Kzaz your back how is my favourite contali fellow and why don’t you tell everyone about your trip?
Really though, where is the Sane hatter? You know, the one who gives very straightforward advice?
VETENARI! YOU ARE BACK!
God you have no idea how much I missed you. Let me catch you up, The Mad Hatter of Wonderland has appeared, but we still haven’t seen the Sane Hatter of Underland as of yet. Also, Lilith has appeared. Let’s see, Agharna Phellan has returned, his vampress significant other has also appeared uh let’s see… Fenrir Ulfr has been released from his imprisonment. Scarlett Lupa, you remember her right? She disappeared. I have become addicted to Hot Pockets, Urban Squatch moved in with me, Eminem is the biggest thing in Rap since Snoop Dogg, they are considering coming out with a new Star Wars movie, Seth has started a new series called the monstrometer report, the full moon is in 3 days, the goddess of Chaos appeared, was replaced by the goddess of magic, uh… Hm…. Oh yeah, Noah of Ark tried to arrest Seth but instead I ended up sacrificing another 400 years on my term causing Lilith to give me my flesh back and turn me into the unfallen, but then RB came back and as with most things on this site, gave a very ominous and confusing warning about how my existence threatens the universe and blah blah blah.
AKA: Nothing really changed? Except one of my favourite persons disappeared…
Scarlett will be missed.
I’ll tell you what happened on my side of the universe…
I saved some Kyn-pups (A cute, animal-like, humanoid species), one of those pups is still on my shoulder. She’s so cute… Anyway,
I had to propose to the Orcish goddess of ugliness, thank god she declined, just to save one of my tribes.
What else… Hm… Oh! Mira! She’s turned into a bow for some reason.
Also, since the Kyn are now offically my favourite species, I changed my body to that of a Kyn.
And- Oh god, another blob thingy!
I saw a squirrel jump into a fire in front of a Mexican restaurant.
Did you reap it?
RB
Wasn’t worth the effort, by the time I could have gotten to the soul it’d be ash. We both know if we reap a soul after the incident, it remains that way through the afterlife.
Sad really, you know what, I think I’ll build some afterlife infermerys down here, I don’t know exactly how they will work, I’m imagine ing they’ll work a bit like the afterlife mail service I installed. I’m also working on getting A/C units up and running in the hotter parts of hades. Yes sir, after I’m done with the place people will be lineing up to become satanists.
RB
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Sorry about this but it translates to: oh and I learned a new language
I still don’t understand your strange criptic codes. Why don’t you try Swahili, it may be less criptic but it’s still readable and not as cliche as Latin. Here, I’ll give you a simple phrase to get you going:
sisi dont na muda mwingi Sungura, roho verry ya everybeing katika kuwepo ni katika hatari. Wewe zimechukuliwa kwa njia, i tu walidhani youd kama kujua kwamba.
RB
Google the words “Elysian code” the letters above the English ones are Elysian code, that should help you read it because the letters don’t change and you don’t need to use punctuation
Hail Kzazrier Vetanari,
Welcome back! Glad to see that you have wifi again and that you have survived. Without wifi survival sometimes gets pretty boring.
Good news about the Cycle… I think… Can you spread a little more light on that subject?
You’ve been having blob trouble too? I was worried that it was just me.
Seth
Hail Seth
Which monsters are what month?
Ethan