Seth On Survival

This Week In Survival May 18, 2013

Seth — Fri, 17 May 2013 21:20:01 +0000

Survival’s heating up this week, with spring thaw zombies in the north, alien ooze in Asia, mummies everywhere and the Dragon Moon on its way in just a matter of days.

Another Supernatural Week Of Survival

If you’re still around, congratulations on making it through another week. It looks like a week of werewolves, demigods and demons at [...]

Alien Ooze Appears in China How Will You Survive?

Seth — Thu, 16 May 2013 02:27:46 +0000

Ooze news from China this week, an alien ooze has made its first slimy slink on the surface of the Earth, breaking through the asphalt right in the middle of the road.

Alien ooze appears in China on Monday

Sources say this freaky ovular foam osmoted up from a crack in the [...]

How Will You Survive Mummy Day?

Seth — Sun, 12 May 2013 03:33:01 +0000

Well it’s Mummy Day again, when mere mummies around the globe are released from their slavery to the gods to roam free on the surface for 24 hours.

Mummy Day can be dangerous for everyone.

Yes, Mummy Day, the most dangerous day of the year, after the Winter Solstice and Kiss A Zombie Day in February and [...]

This Week In Survival: May 05 – 11, 2013

Seth — Fri, 10 May 2013 23:26:51 +0000

Did you survive Survival Preparedness Week so far? That’s right it’s Red Cross Survival Preparedness Week.

Another Supernatural Week Of Survival!

If so, don’t let your guard down yet. You never know when those crafty survival instructors will come at you and try to revoke your Survivologist certification, trust me. Don’t let a personal survival simulation [...]

Spring Thaw Zombie Survival

Seth — Thu, 09 May 2013 02:34:25 +0000

SPRING THAW ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TIPS!

If you’re a survivor living north of the 46th parallel or planning a trip thereabouts you should know that it’s an especially dangerous time of the year.

Spring.

Thawing zombie spotted by Austri Mina

While the sun may be shining longer (creating less of a deadly window for vampires and other nocturnal [...]

Cannibal Threat Continues As Second Cannibal Colony Uncovered

Seth — Tue, 07 May 2013 18:53:26 +0000

The cannibal carnival continues as colonist Geoffrey Portway was sentenced to 27 years in prison today for trying to order a kid for delivery dinner online from another man in Massachusetts.

Colonists survived with a little helping of this Jamestown Jane Doe

This cannibal news comes just days after scientists confirmed the [...]

This Week In Survival May 04, 2013

Seth — Fri, 03 May 2013 16:31:44 +0000

Mayday mayday if you survived the week that was, check back here to see some crazy colored links to what’s what and whatnot at SOS.

Another Supernatural Week Of Survival!

That is, as soon as I can figure it all out. It takes me a while and I always get something wrong. (I blame everything on [...]

Archie Hartigan and the Frost Wolf is now available for iPhone and iPod Touch

Seth — Wed, 01 May 2013 21:35:57 +0000

The day you and I have waited for is finally here. Archie Hartigan and the Frost Wolf is now available for iPhone and iPod Touch (also iPad).

Archie Hartigan and the Frost Wolf is an interactive ebook detailing the adventures of survivor Archie Hartigan.

From Seth On Survival comes a new adventure with video annotation by Supernatural Survivologist Seth Greening!

Archie [...]

When Werewolves Turn Pro Someone Always Gets Bit

Seth — Wed, 01 May 2013 21:31:52 +0000

In the news this week, another werewolf made good made bad made another werewolf story, as Liverpool striker Luis Suarez totally wolfs out in the heat of a football game, biting Chelsea defender Branislav Ivanovic mid-game to confirm his suspected werewolf status and earn a 10-game suspension.

Lupine Luis Bites Ivanovic

Ivanovic, who was immediately treated [...]

Wild Moon Super Survivor – In The Eye of Rainstorm

Seth — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 19:05:59 +0000

Wild Moon Survivor of the Month Clues:

1. Well it’s official, the Survivor of the Month is a werewolf again! A bitten werewolf to be exact.

2. This survivor, like many before, suffers from debilitating muffinitis.

3. This survivor is leader of a very unique pack.

Okay the clues this month were pretty vague, I’m the first to admit, [...]