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A Q&A with Seth
Q: Are you suggesting now that we all equip toilet plungers to protect ourselves?
Seth: No no no. Of course not. I would never do that. Who told you that? Les Stroud? Survivoman? If so he’s lying. Nice guy but he couldn’t even survive a baby leprechaun fight let alone a…
Q: No, I mean because in this latest season, you Seth appear to defeat a headless zombie with a toilet plunger.
Seth: OH THAT. Well obviously nothing can replace a sharp katana or mace in skilled hand-to-hand supernatural combat but how many of us really have access to them in our daily lives? Me, obviously. I have so many of them it’s hard to know which one to choose. So the ability to improvise a weapon is vitally important. Who doesn’t have a toilet plunger lying around? With the correct training anything can be a weapon. That’s the point I’m trying to make this season.
Q: When did you first realize your mission was to save humanity from supernatural threats?
Seth: As a physics student in university, I began to notice a lot of supernatural badness going on. Vampires, werewolves, zombies, demons, leprechauns suddenly everywhere you go. Some of them are very bad ones. And so much misinformation about them. Everywhere you turn. Most of it perpetrated by the monsters with access to their supernatural PR machines: Hollywood, TV, candle parties, Twitter, school libraries, Facebook, the Internet, …
Q: But aren’t you on the Internet?
Seth: Am I?
Seth: Oh. Am I as popular as LOL Cats?
Q: Not even close.
Seth: Not even the mangey little gray one with the underbite?
Seth: So the deal with CNN?
Seth: Just because I implied Ted Turner might be a cannibal?
Q: I don’t think that helped. But they say they already have a supernatural survivalist on staff.
Seth: Oh well, maybe I should clarify just in case. I don’t actually think Ted Turner is a cannibal. Yet.
Q: How do you capture all of that footage for the show?
Seth: Survival HQ is fully equipped with motion tracking remote cameras in every room and of course Sam usually has a hand held just for back up.
Q: What exactly is Graham doing over there at the computer during the show?
Seth: I ask myself the very same question. He’s supposed to be managing and integrating the feeds from our diverse cameras. But sometimes I wonder too you know he hasn’t had a girlfriend in a while. Hey Graham what exactly are you doing over there at the computer?
Graham: Plotting your destruction.
Seth: He doesn’t mean that. We’ve been friends since Grade 3. First day of school Graham suffered a number of Atomic Wedgie burns. I showed him how to avoid them, having dealt with them for years myself. Right Graham?
Q: How do you deal with Atomic Wedgie burns?
Seth: Vaseline and breakaway underwear.
Seth: Don’t mention it. Can I count you as a Life Saved now?
Seth: Yes! Okay so can you go back and click on the site again to register that?
Q: I suppose so.
Q: So what’s next for Seth on Survival?
Seth: Well we’re just going to keep on keeping on. Sure right now, I’m a little bummed out because Naya dumped me again. And my mom says I have to start looking for a job. But I just take it day by day, reading my email, all the inspiring survivor stories, they really keep me going. BTW if you are interested in funding future episodes of SOS then please email me!
by Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com