Earth Hour survival protocol is in effect This Week In Survival. Did you survive the Great Unplugging that began at 8:30 local time? What did you see when the lights went down?
The Earth Hour is an especially dangerous one for cyborgs and other beings who rely on battery back up but also for every other Earthling as celebrants everywhere set the dark world ablaze with analog fire to the amusement of the aliens among us. Is your flint kit ready? I know mine is and this year I’m determined to make it work.
With Earth Hour over SOS is celebrate with week #2 of the 4 MILLION MOON PRIZES. Congrats to winning survivors last week AGENT R.B. and BLUESTAR, well deserved recipients of a small but heartfelt iTunes gift card and a free copy of Archie Hartigan and the Frost Wolf, respectively.
Who will win this week? Find out here by midnight, EST (below). If you haven’t entered already, there’s lots of ways to do so, just follow this link and pick any way that works for you. It’s totally free. Your clicks and likes and tweets and reviews are all I need to keep on keeping on with SOS and The Monstrometer Report and it even helps yourlupinelife too. With two weeks left and a grand prize draw, you want to get your email into the draw as many times as you can.
Meanwhile let’s see what’s been happening here on the site and what 4 Million Moon memories I can find….
This Week In Survival Under Construction (except during Earth Hour)…
–>> Do you see the shadows? MSURPRISE has been seeing them since birth. What does that mean? Which is worse, seeing them when you shouldn’t or not seeing them when everyone around you has one? Is there a bright side to seeing shadows?
SEEKING MERMISH ADVICE:
–>>Any mer Survivors spare a word for BLACK LAGOON? Please follow the link. (And many thanks to you Firefang.)
–>> Somebody taking advantage of Earth Hour to jack a space craft? Or something worse? Get to the bottom of this report from HATTER and others. Is AGENT R.B. really a neo-Noah? The so-called Stiff Man envisaged to by LILITH? If so who is he going to take on that ship? And what do underworld apples have to do with this? I was hoping that’s how you could get a ticket but what happened to MUTT when he tried to get to the bottom of it? Please stand by….
–>> Well don’t look to FENRIR for any reassurance. Nothing he likes better than a good old fashioned apocalypse sign narrated in scary poetry…
4 MILLION MOON MEMORIES:
In honor of Earth Hour take a minute to recall with me a few of the druidic aliens who once dwelled among us, just a few million survivors ago including:
–>> ANDRATERRA NIGHTSHADE set me straight with a few facts about the aliens known as “Agratians” who were her friends. As far as I could tell, Agratians are sometimes sent to Earth as a kind of punishment by their rulers and think the only redeeming thing about this prison planet is surfing and sniffing soda bubbles. (Although they hate the fresh water here. It gives them humongous hives. Which is one way you can uncover them.) Anyway, I think she served her time here, hung out and surfed with a few mermaids and probably left on a craft during the last Olympics. She was related to another famous survivor I talk about a lot including whenever I am asked to testify at a senate congressional hearing about aliens:
–>> BELLADONNA JADE ASPHODEL NIGHTSHADE Survivors lucky enough to take a dreamcation tour with her Highness probably still have an Amulet of Light and/or a souvenir t-shirt to remember it. I’ve been meaning to talk to her though because my amulet is not always active. It appears and disappears according to some rhythm I haven’t yet determined. Does it have something to do with the proximity of her druidic dimension to ours? (Which reminds me, I guess I should be specific here. She is a visitor from m-space, not outer space which Druids like her actually fear.)
–>> DAZAI was a punchy plant alien with a heart of chlorophyll who came here on a research mission but not-so-secretly wanted to take over the Earth. He hated humans but liked the trees, spending hours in the forest talking to them about the Planatalians future Earth colonization plans. Although Dazai eventually departed to file his report back on Planatos, he left a lot of botanophobic survivors behind – including me.
4 Million Moon Prize Announcement
THE DRAW IS DONE!
WEEK 2 WINNERS ARE:
WOLF OF THE WILDMOON 12
Thanks to everyone for entering this week. All names/emails go back in for the Grand Prize draw. Keep on keeping on entering for next week. Follow this link to find out all the ways you can enter the 4 Million Moon Contest. It’s easy and free to do. Every review, comment, like, follow or mention puts your email in the hat again next week. Plus all that social media mojo helps SOS survive.
See you soon Survivors!
Sethby Seth Greening - Visit SethOnSurvival.com